The Trouble with Guys
 
 

Wow! Didn't I tell you guys the FEB were great!?" Lodi giggled, leaping about the wrestler's game room. "Didn't I?"

"Yeah Lodi." SickBoy said, grabbing the TV remote from Kidman. He switched it to the Cartoon Network.

"Hey, this is great! Now they won't harass us any more! Well, OK, yeah they will...but this time we LIKE the harassment! Yeah!"

Nash and Sting wandered into the room. "Man, those FEB chicks know how to party!" Nash grinned, falling down onto the couch beside Kidman and SickBoy. "I haven't had that much fun since...uh...well, I can't remember."

"That Kat woman kept grabbing me, though." Sting said, still standing. "I don't think I'll be able to sit for a week!"

"Get used to it Sting!" Lodi said, jumping around. Sting gave him a funny look.

"Heeey, we heard you guys joined the FEB. Heh heh. What's up with that?" Nash asked, nudging Kidman with his elbow.

"Well, uh, they made us an offer to join them." Kidman said, grinning.

"Oh ho ho, really?" Sting laughed, nudging Lodi with his elbow. "How do we get such an offer? Wink wink."

"You don't.", said Kidman.

"Yeah," growled Riggs, "The FEB belongs to us."

"No they don't", said Nash.

"Yeah man," said Sting, "Share the wealth!"

"Why should we. What would we get out of this?" questioned SickBoy.

"Uh I dunno, yet. But we're going to get in. We promise you that." Sting replied, sounding a little tense.

"What if they don't want you in?!" Kidman said.

"Yeah right Kidman. These woman love wrestlers." Nash chuckled, high fiveing Sting.

"Well we'll see. In the meantime, lets go get a drink guys." Riggs said to the others. "Let's go to the bar down the street."

They all left and when they got to the bar, it was quite shocking what they found.
 

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Sting and Nash were there, with Kat and Chibi, flirting their wrestling little hearts out. Kidman stood in the door with his jaw hanging open, as did Riggs.

"Ooh, I just love those fringes on your pants, Kevvy..." Chibs cooed, her neck hurting from having to look up so much.

"And I LOVE your butt, Sting! I MEAN, um, I love your...intellect. Hehe." Kat said, smiling at Sting sappily.

"HEY! What's going on here?!" Riggs and Kidman yelled, stalking over to the foursome.

"Not now, guys," Kat and Chibs whispered, shooing them away.

"What are you two Neanderthals think you're doing with OUR FEB??" Riggs growled, stepping up and glaring at Sting. Kidman glared at Nash and added, "Yeah! Back off!"

Kat and Chibs looked at each other and rolled their eyes. "Will you four please knock it off? We're only flirting," they sighed in exasperation.

Suddenly, a fight broke out; Riggs and Kidman were attacking Nash and Sting, Sting and Nash were attacking Kidman and Riggs, and Lodi was standing off to the side, cheering them on.

"Possessive little shits, aren't they?" asked Kat in exasperation.

Chibi and Kat then waded into the fight and extracted Riggs and Kidman, and took them back to the hotel room.

"WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?", Chibi and Kat screamed, nearly puncturing the wrestler's eardrums.

"Well, umm," started Riggs, "Kidman said he wanted to answer that question."

"NO KIDMAN DIDN'T!", screeched Kidman.

"First of all," began Chibi, "We don't belong to you, we are free to flirt with ANYONE we want to!"

And so the yelling continued until Poe heard us and walked in. "What's all the noise about?", she asked.

"Riggs and Kidman were jealous of us flirting with Sting and Nash!", we yelled.

"WE WEREN'T JEALOUS!", Riggs and Kidman quickly added.

"Well I don't want to get involved so I'm leaving. See you later." Poe said as she left the room.

"You two are jealous. Now get out of here and we'll talk to you about it LATER!" Screeched Kat.

They sulked out of the room, looking very upset.

"Sorry..." both of them said in unison as they walked out the door.
 

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Poe was walking out of her room towards the elevators and saw Riggs and Kidman going down the hall upset.

She shook her head and got on the elevator.

"Hey Konan. What's up?" she said with a sly smile on her face.

"Hey Poe. I'm just going down to the games room to see who's down there. How bout you?" K-dog said to Poe.

"Same." she replied

They continued to flirt as they walked to the games room. Sick boy came storming out of the room and pushed Konan against the wall.

"What the hell do you think you're doing!?!" he yelled into his Konan's face.

"What are YOU doing fool" Konan said a little angry.

"Stop flirting with Poe! She's mine!" SickBoy said getting ready to punch him.

"What the....." Poe came over and pulled SickBoy off of Konan. "What are you doing!"

"Why were you flirting with him!?!" SickBoy whined.

"I can do whatever I want. You don't own me. What's with you guys damn. Obsessed!" Poe said as she went over to Konan. "He's being a prick. Don't worry about him. I'll deal with him later."

"Yo yo yo let me speak on this!" Konan started. "What's your problem man? Jeez. We were just talking."

SickBoy left in a huff and Poe left as well. Which Konan went into the games room to find Lodi sleeping on the pool table.

Kat and Chibi then stormed in, wanting to play some pool. They poked at Lodi with the pool sticks for nearly half an hour, and he still wouldn't get up, so we ended up picking him up, and putting him on the pinball machine.

Anyway, we started shooting pool, and we were all pretty pissed off, so it wasn't a good game.

"I can't believe they are claiming us like this!", said Poe.

"I know," replied Chibi, "The first month we were here, they RAN from us!!"

And so we talked on for about 30 minutes, while we finished our game. We were mightily pissed at the Flock for being so protective. We finally woke up Lodi before we left, so that people wouldn't come into the game room and pick on him.

He told us he had to clean up in there or something, so we went back to our rooms.

Lodi then laid on the pinball machine, when he heard the Wolfpac coming. So he heard their whole conversation, which was something like this:

Nash: That little doofus is sleeping on the pinball machine again
Sting: Don't worry about it, he could sleep through anything, he won't bother us
K-Dog: So homeys, what are we going to do about the FEB?
Sting: We've got them right where we want them, they're mad at the Flock, and they aren't mad at us.
Nash: I thought we had them today in the bar.
K-dog: Ya, I worked on Poe today in the elevator, now she's pissed at Sicky.
Sting: Our plan is working perfectly

Lodi sat up and frowned. Plan? What plan? He wasn't sure what to do: tell the FEB? Confront the Wolfpac? Get a beer? Decisions, decisions...
 

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So, he opted to tell the FEB.

In the FEB Suite...

Lodi raced into the room, breathless, chugging a beer. "FEB! KAT! POE! SOMEONE!!"

"What is it Lodi?" Chibs asked, looking up from her magazine.

"It's the Wolfpac!" Lodi shrieked, stumbling over and looking frantic. "You should have heard what they said!"

Poe and Kat entered the room behind Lodi. "Lodi...what's the matter?" Kat asked.

"THE WOLFPAC!" Lodi screeched, running around in little circles. "They're plotting against the Flock! They're using you guys! Oh the humanity!"

"WHAT!?" Poe, Kat and Chibs yelled at the same time. "Those rat bastards!"

Riggs, Kidman and SickBoy entered the room, looking miserable. "We want to apologize for before." Riggs said. "We're really really sorry. Really. What can we do to make it up to you?"

"Hold on a second guys... Now Lodi slow down and start from the beginning. What did they say?" Poe asked.

Lodi continued to tell them what they had said and we decided we needed to do something with them.
 

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When Lodi finished telling his story, the FEB were ticked off. We wanted death and destruction. Okay, actually CHIBI wanted death and destruction so she could drive the tank. The rest of us wanted revenge. So we decided to set the Wolfpac up.
 

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Several Hours Later....

Nash, Sting, and K-Dog arrived to take Kat, Chibi, and Poe out on the town for the night. While Riggs, Kidman, Lodi, and SickBoy stood in the door begging them not to go. After several hundred dollars worth of entertainment, Kat looked into Sting's eyes and said, "You know, there's something that the FEB has been meaning to ask the Wolfpac."

"Yes??", said Sting, sure that the Wolfpac was in the FEB.

"WHAT IN THE HELL MADE YOU THINK YOU COULD GET INTO THE FEB????", screeched Kat, who then proceeded to chew the entire Wolfpac out, the entire way home. Needless to say, the Wolfpac didn't join the FEB, and the Flock was very happy.

When the FEB arrived back at their suite, the Flock demanded to know what happened on the date. Kat gave them a furious look and stormed into her room, locking the door behind her. Poe and Chibs gleefully told them what happened.

"...so then Kat started screaming at Sting!" Chibs giggled. "It was hysterical. I got to beat Nash up and Poe...well...K-Dog will be walking funny for a while. Not that he didn't before."

Kidman, Riggs and SickBoy all looked very relieved. Raven, however, was passed out on the couch and Lodi was asleep on the TV. No one asked why, we just accepted it.