As the FEB merrily danced through the Arena drunken and half dressed,
the wrestlers crawled out of the FEB rooms and slowly made their way towards
the game room where they were going to review Raven's plan to turn the
FEB against the mysterious member.....C.
As Raven pulled the rest of his clothes on and removed a "Property
of Mindwarp" tag from his butt he went over the plan in his mind. He was
going to reiterate the plan to the wrestlers as soon as they all got back
from the "preliminary party". C and Witka were the first to swing by, dropping
off SickBoy and Riggs. They didn't stay long 'coz they had "better things
to do" *Damn straight!-C. ANYHOO-Kat* Gangrel, Edge and Christian staggered
in about the same time as drunken Kat, Chibi, and Ami went racing by after
Big Poppa Pump who had a pink mini skirt and a boob tube on. (Apartently
Marvinetta had given them the dunce cap glue and they were going to glue
women's outfits to him and drop him off at a gay bar. But *that* is another
story.) Kidman was dropped of by Nicci who was closely followed by Vendetta
who had a dog collar and lead on Buff. Melgirl and Krystal stopped in to
give The Rock and X-Pac one last '98 good luck pinch before they ran to
outside to help C and Witka shoot down UFO's from the freaky neighbors
nextdoor. Every so often you could hear a muffled cry of "OOO and I got
the little green guy with the *hic-up* parachute!!" Or "*blech* Check out
the chopper! Get the chopper!" Raven was now even madder after C and Witka
had stolen all his vodka claiming they were going to use the empty bottles
as target practice before the "Big Night". Raven was about to start into
his speech when Michelle dropped of Kanyon, who was almost passed out.
Finally the Wolfpac staggered in followed by a few ECW and New Japan wrestlers.
Finally Raven could start his plan... until Scotty Stiener ran through
with one high heeled boot on and Ami close behind him with other in her
hand with Kat not very far behind carrying a make up bag.
10:15pm
Finally, after several interuptions, the Wolfpac decided to catch Big Poppa Pump and help Kat and Ami put the finishing touches on him so that the meeting could get finished. Chibi had gotten bored when she saw how much fun C and Witka were having, so she started pointing out targets. Finally Raven would get revenge on the mysterious, evil woman who had caused him so much pain. No, not his mother...C.
10:30pm
"Check this out! *blech* I'll put a hole right in the "Area 51" sign and make it "Area 5!"! teehehehe" C slurred as she raised the gun. Chibi (for some unknown) reason found this so funny she knocked her self out when she fell off her rock and hit her head on an empty bottle of vodka. Witka had decided to go get more ammo... Melgirl and Krsytal had gone inside to get more booze .... And Chibi had been the only "sober" one left until her little fall.... C was entirly alone now. Two dark figures sneaked up behind her and stuffed her into a duffle bag. *How'd I fit, you ask?! Remember...I'm only 5 feet tall- C. Dammit C! stick to the story!!-Kat. Ow! Okay!-C*
10:45pm
Chibi stumbled into the FEB party suite *Hey when'd we get a party suite?!-C. Grrr!!-Kat. Okokok! On with the story-C* She was out of breath and had a really nasty bruise on her head. She quickly told everyone that C had been kidnapped by two burly guys in ski masks.
"Oh My Gosh!!" Cried the FEB." And they hit you over the head too! C-nappers! Chibi abusers!" And Chibi.. not wanting to look like an idiot, just kept quiet as the FEB gathered up weapons to track down the C-nappers and make them pay! Ribena and Angel were the most angry, and the most worried. They had met C before she was C.. before she went insane..and only *they* knew her horrible secret that could get her kicked out of the FEB.... and put in an insane aslyum for the rest of her life.
What is C's horrible secret? Was it any secret that she's insane? *Hey
don't write THAT Kat! that's mean-C. So?! It's TRUE-Kat. So!...It's still
mean..-C. Any way....-Kat* Stay tuned to find out what Raven's evil plan
is! Stay tuned to find out if all the FEBlets get to have a Happy New Year!
Stay tuned to find out what happens to C!....In the next exciting episode
of the FEB! When ever it gets posted!
Happy New Year's! Don't Drink and drive and don't shoot at UFO's! Drunk
or sober!! Be safe and have fun! And...Party 'coz 1999!!!