"OK troops! Head 'em up!" Kat cried, adjusting her combat boots.

"Move 'em out!" Chibi added, tying her headband on tighter.

"Take 'em in! RAWHIIIIIIIIIDE!" they concluded together, bursting into giggles. Then, remembering the task at hand, they became serious and faced the podium. They had gathered the FEB, as well as some wrestlers, into the Arena's auditorium to discuss their plan of action to get C back from Raven.

"Now remember. Caution is the key here, people! When or if you see Raven, shoot him down with a tranquilizer dart and then bash him good with a crowbar, in case the sedative doesn't take effect!" Kat said. Turning to Chibi she asked, "How much tranquilizer is in there, anyway?"

"Enough to bring down a whole heard of African elephants. Heh heh."

"Excellent! Let's hope it's enough. I now call upon Mr. Ass to entertain us for a moment. Mr. Ass?"

Billy climbed up on stage and grabbed the microphone. "Hey Raven! We know you kidnapped C and we ain't gonna stand for it! If you're not down with that, I got two words for ya! SUCK IT!!!" And proceeded to moon the crowd.

"Thank you, Mr. Ass. Have a seat. Tee hee." Kat giggled. "We know that Raven is hiding in the basement of the Arena. Although he's quite intelligent, the man has no clue. Chibi, would you please tell the others about our weaponry?"

"Gladly, Kat." Chibi held up a large missile launcher and grinned. "Basically, use whatever the hell you can get. Thank you."

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Down in the basement, C was looking around herself in wonderment. She turned to Raven and asked, "When did the Arena get a basement?!"

Raven sighed and looked out the periscope-type device. He grabbed the walkie talkie as it crackled, "Hey boss we got a problem!"

"What?! Can't you take care of it yourself? Do I have to do everything for you selfcentered egotistical maniacs?! What about me?! WHAT ABOUT RAVEN!?" he screamed into the walkie talkie. Behind him, C burst into giggles. Raven glared at her and followed her line of vision. He turned around and screamed a very girlie scream as he saw members of the FEB lurking menacingly by the stairwell. Chibi was holding a giant missle launcher, Kat had a nasty looking gun and Ami had an evil looking crowbar. He hit a button and dropped thru the floor into a Batman-movie-like tube.

"Dammit! We lost him!" Chibi and Ami cried as they ran to look down the tube. Kat hollered orders to Gin, Gen and Ginger through her walkie talkie. Then she dived down the tube, with Chibi and Ami close behind.

C sat stunned, still tied to her chair. She looked at her hands tied to the arms, to the tube, and yelled.

"What about the prisoner??!! WHAT ABOUT ME!? WHAT ABOUT C!? Yikes, I sound like Raven......HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

Meanwhile Chibi, Kat and Ami careened down the funky tube after Raven.

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Raven screeched as he fell out of the tube, landing on something warm and soft. He stood up and rubbed his butt. "Lodi! HEY LODI! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

"Underneath you, Boss," Lodi groaned. "Next time, would you mind not using me as a cushion for your landing? Poor Carlos is hurt!" He held up his now-deflated rubby ducky and sobbed.

"Yeah, whatever, look, Chibi, Kat and Ami are all after me, and--"

"AAAAIIIIEEEE!!!" "HEADS UP!" "KICK ASS!" The three FEBlets landed safely on the ground and confronted Raven. "OK Ravey, one question!" Chibi raged. "Why'd ya do it?!"

"Oh, all my evil, fiendish plans were for naught! I'll tell you why! It was the wedgies!" Raven cried, falling to his knees. "That and I was really really bored!"

"Ye gods! How insidious!" Kat gasped mockingly. "If you were so bored, why didn't you just watch the Little Mermaid again?"

"Aww, Kidman kicked me out because I started singing along to Part Of Your World. He has no taste in music."

"Who helped you?" Ami asked, handing him a cookie and poking him in the tummy. Raven giggled and snarfed down the cookie.

"Uhh...they did," he said, pointing to the Brood and Lodi.

"WHAT?! WHY DID YOU GUYS HELP HIM?!"

All four dudes looked at the floor and shifted uneasily. "Kidman kicked us out too. He said our voices sucked." Gangrel explained, pouting. "Raven said he'd pay us. We're still waiting."

Raven, still munching on his cookie, flung some credit cards at them. "Mock yrshlvs oot." he mumbled around the crumbs.

The girls, spotting the gold, limitless credit cards, leapt forward and grabbed them for themselves. The Brood and Lodi shrieked in protest but were quickly silenced when the girls put their hands down their--

Chibi: Um, I'm afraid I can't repeat this part of the story. Let's just say, the guys quickly forgot about the money, and everyone was happy. OK?

"...So go apologize to C!" Kat lectured Raven, desperately trying to tuck her shirt back into her pants. Raven, completely oblivious to what had just happened, sighed and nodded.

"You're right. I'll never try to be an evil genius ever again." he blubbered, resting his head on Chibi's shoulder and crying.

"Awww, of course you will Raves! Only next time, try NOT to pick on one of the FEB. Try...Martha Stewart. Or the Amish." she suggested cheerfully to him.

"Woah, wait, don't you remember what happened the last time we made fun of the Amish?" Ami said, wiping her lipstick off of Christian's blushing face. "If I remember correctly, we ended up with pitchforks sticking out of our asses."

Kat frowned. "Oh yeah. Who knew they had such great aim?!"

Just then, C meandered into the room. Raven looked up and sniffled. "Oh C! I'm so sorry I tried to kidnap you and make your life a living hell! I'll never do that again! Next time, I'm going after the Amish..."
 

Did C forgive Raven? Will the Amish once again play "Fling The Pitchfork At The Outsiders' Asses"? Will Raven concoct [hee hee] another villanous plan?!

...Who the hell knows?