When we last saw the wrestlers of the Arena 51 taping facility, they were trapped underneath huge cages. And , if you really want to know why no body saw the cages...here goes. The wrestlers were too busy drooling over the FEB and friends, to notice. The Nitro girls were too p.o.ed at the wrestlers for drooling over the FEB to notice. And, well, we all know how blind the referees and bookers are.... So here goes the second half of An Arena Christmas!
As the wrestlers sat in their chairs looking on stunned as the FEB did a sort of war/victory dance and started singing *for lack of better word* their theme song. As wrestlers kept fainting more and more FEBlets kept throwing themselves at the cages screaming "OH MY GOD! HE NEEDS CPR!" And each time she consequently knocked her self out. Finally the only certified brains in the place realized the cages had to be lifted first *duh* Shouts of thanks rang out to Mindwarp and her lab assistant Marvinetta.
All was fun and games until Kat and Chibi threw themselves at the same Brood member...
"HEY! Hands off sister! You wanted Gangrel!!" Chibi cried as Kat pushed her way into the cage towards an unconscious Edge.
"Whatevah!" Kat mumbled as she grabbed Edge in a fireman's carry and headed for the door.
Suddenly Chibi pulled a big pointy stick out from under the ring and whapped Kat with it...and so started a minor fight.
Two cages down C and Linzi were having a similar argument over who got give a now awake Kidman CPR. Suddenly FEBlets all over the Arena were fighting over who got to give who CPR. The now awake wrestlers slowly crept towards the stands. When they realised they were *temporarily* forgotten they started cheering on their favorite FEB member. The Nitro Girls were arguing with some visiting friends of the FEB, namely Angel and Ribena *a friend of C's..nuff said*. This argument lead to the involvement of the Nitro girls into the FEB free for all....
About 30 minutes later....
As the FEBlets began to lose energy the fight grew quieter and the smoke/food/toilet paper *don't ask* cloud cleared and HUGE cry of "OH MY GOD THEY NEED CPR" rang out through the arena as the wrestlers swarmed towards the ring. Little did they know the FEB were now slowly regaining energy upon seeing Marv's plan did actually work out. As soon as Edge and Gangrel neared Kat and Chibi the were dragged under the buffet table. Vendetta grabbed Buff Bagwell, Melgirl grabbed X-Pac, Krystal grabbed El Vampiro and Ami got her Christian. Kidman however got double teamed by Marv and Linzi who dragged him off to the trampoline out back. Angel tackled Psicosis about the same time as Ribena grabbed referee Charles Robinson. Raven, the only wrestler who had enough sense to hide, began taking pictures. Mindwarp however, had different ideas.
This portion of the story was *ow!* censored *hey don't poke me!* due to..um...it's content. *stop it Chibi I'm not gonna put THAT in here!* Here's what happened afterward..the..um *ow!*...group ...display of affection...
"Wow Marv! That was a kick arse plan!!" Chibi mumbled later as she stumbled into the kitchen.
"Yeah..I didn't know we do...those kind of things on a trampoline..." Linzi cooed from her seat on the counter. "We need to do that more often!!"
"Weeeelll," Marv said thoughtfully."New Year's is coming up. And those poor guys.. Vinnie Mac and Eric.. they didn't get visited by the FEB this year for Christmas.. I think we need to do something really special! Really devious..really.. gross."
"AMEN" cried Kat and Mindwarp together!
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Meanwhile in the wrsetler game room wrestlers were plotting revenge..sure they had had fun. But they had been tricked into it.
"New Year's Eve will be the FEB's worst hour. Come we must prepare for the fall of this mysterious C woman. Her plans are to demanding on the bodies of us.."he streched and groaned. "Come, we must find Bishoff and Vinnie Mac. We have our own plans to make."
What will happen to the FEB and C this New Year's? Tune in when Chibi
gets off her lazy butt and helps me write a story!----C