Shock from the pure obnoxiousness of a pick-up line will often leave a girl speechless. Here are some lines that just might make HIM think twice before opening his mouth again.

Pick-up Line Comebacks...

"Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call her when I met the girl of my dreams."
 *hand him a quarter* Tell your mother she should have taught her son manners.

"Hey baby! What’s your sign?"
STOP, Danger Ahead, U-TURN or Dead End

"I like your dress, but it would look a lot better on my bedroom floor."
I like your pants – but they’d look better from the back -- walking away.

"Here’s an equation: take you, ADD me, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE those legs...and MULTIPLY!"
How does the fact that you're a zero figure into that equation?

"Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?"
Umm...nice approach -- now let’s see your departure.

"Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?"
Will it hurt? When I tell you to “get lost”?

"I’ve got the F, C and K...now all I need is YOU."
Hey! You can spell! Now just add an O and two F's!

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
Only if you lose it too.
 or
Sure! *write the following on a napkin while he winks at his buddies* 1800-GET-LOST

"Are you tired? ‘Cause you've been running through my mind all day!"
Yes I’m tired –- of bad pick-up lines like yours.

"The word for today is LEGS -- so let's go upstairs and spread the word."
No – today’s word is LIFE – and I recommend you practice getting one.

 "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
If I told you that you didn’t, would you back off?

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
Ohh! Please walk by again, but this time –- don’t stop.


More combacks :^)

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

 Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.