1. Everytime Something Doesn't Go Your Way, You Say, "What About Me"
2. The Only Words You Got Rpanish Test Were "Viva La Raza"
3. Every Time You Use A Tooth Pick You Throw It In Someone's Face
4. Whenever You Beat Someone At A Sporting Event, You Call Them A Jobber
5. When Your Dog Is Barking, You Run Outside And Put It In The Torture Rack
6. You Make Signs Like "GoldBerg Is My Dad" When You Watch Nitro At Home
7. Every Year For Halloween You Dress Up Like Ric Flair, Do his Walk and Shout WHOOOOOO
8. Anytime You Wrestle With Your Friends You Try To Put Them In The Figure 4
9. When Anyone Asks For Directions And You Point "Down There"
10. Your greatest moment in life was when the nWo was created and you have it documented in a college paper with legitimate sources.
11. You call all hispanic people luchadors
12. You insist on spelling nWo with the W capitalized
13. When some one asks you why you wont do something you say "Cause Stone Cold said so"
14. In history class, when asked for important dates..you give the date of all wwf title history
15. you wish you were eric bishoff
16. When ever anyone critizes hollywood hogan, you imediatly say "he's not hulk anymore"
17. When In a fight you get down on two knees and beg the other guy not to hit you and then you nail him with a low blow
18. You brag about all the wrestling terminology you know whenever you can
19. You have contests with your friends while watching wrestling who can name all the Wrestlers' moves
20. You never knew public enemy was named after a rap group
21. When watching a fight you try to make every punch into a wrestling move..."oh...he coulda done a neck breaker there" "why the hell didn't you give him a pile driver?"
22. When the road dog does michael buffer you complain about their voices sounding nothing alike"
23. Whenever your favorite guy wrestles...you start yelling to the tv...mcmahon why the hell did you make him job
24. You give your teacher the middle finger
25. You kick your teacher in the stomach and give her the stunner
26. You shave your head to get a bigger "push"
27. When anyone says the name of any wrestler you immediatly give height, weight, and finisher
28. You walk into church and high five people in the pews as you walk down the aisle.
29. You purposly blade yourself while shaving.
30. Everytime you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask for his autograph and get upset when it's not signed "Honkey Tonk Man"
31. You attack your friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.
32. You shake someone's hand, you pause and hesitate, while looking around nervously.
33. You walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience and shout "OOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!" and bite a Slim Jim.
34. You won't come out of your room until your parent's play your them on the stereo.
35. If your excuse for not finishing homework is you were looking for your smile.
36. You Leapfrog over people while playing football, then turn around and clothesline them.
37. Everytime you go to church, you wait for the minister to quote something from the Book Of Austin.
38. You have wrestling tournaments with your stuffed animals.
39. You JOB to your stuffed animal.
40. Everytime you leave a room, you shout "AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, SON!"
41. During an argument, you consistanly do groin chops.
42. You want people to leave you alone, you feel up your chest and deeply inhale.
43. You wear white and black make up when you go to Canada's Wonderland, and insist they hook the bungee cord to the back of your coat at the Bungee Jump.
44. Everytime a teacher's pet passes by your desk, you mumble "Lousy Babyface" and stick your foot out to trip him.
45. Everytime you walk pass someone lying down, you feel the sudden urge to strap them in a Sharpshooter.
46. Everytime you come in contact with a roll of duct tape, you wrap it tightly around your wrist.
47. Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle finger
48. You start every sentence with the words "Well, ya know, Mean Gene...", or "Let me tell ya something..."
49. You refer to everyone you talk to as "brother".
50. Every time you see someone yawning, you get an uncontrollable ugre to thrust your fingers down their throat and screech
 51. Your children are named "Crippler"; "Hitman"; and "Hollywood".
52. You get hoarse on purpose so you can sound like the Macho Man.
53. You hold a wrestling tournament for an aluminum foil belt.
54. You constantly play really bad air guitar on your foil belt that you cheated to win.
55. On Halloween, you pull a Jericho and steal all the trick-or-treaters' masks and then claim them as "prizes".
56. You get kicked off the school wrestling team for choke-slamming your opponent.
57. You cried when the Giant went nWo.
58. You took bagpipe lessons just so you could play Roddy Piper's theme music.
59. You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
60. You fenced in your bed, so it feels like being in a steel cage.
61. You throw your VCR away when you can't find Rick Steiner on your copy of "Gremlins".
62. After your parents ground you for a week, you refer to them as"heels".
63. You try to write to the admissions office at S.C.U.
64. You dress your dog up as a "Hulkamaniac".
65. You use the phrase "Too Sweet" more than 45 times daily.
66. You try to impress your friends by telling them Bobby Heenan jokes.
67. You think "No Holds Barred" should win an Oscar.
68. Your greatest accomplishment in life is mastering the sleeper hold.
69. You roped in your backyard and you get together with friends to throw chairs around.
70. You requested "3:16" as your new license plate.
71. You put white-out on the faces of your action figures, and then drawblack marks on their faces.
72. You give crotch chops to the opposing team during a softball game.
73. You feel sorry for jobbers.
74. You think your Uncle is Eric Bischoff.
75. Upon winning an Oscar, you spray paint "nWo 4 Life" on it.
76. After winning in golf, you spear your opponent and yell "Who's Next?".
77. You think that the history of the nWo should be included in your World History class.
78. You wonder why Scott Hall's survey was never on Family Feud.
79. You replace the Pomp And Circumstance at Graduation with Macho Man's nWo music.
80. You answer the phone by saying "Hey, yo".
81. Your have the words "<your wife's name> 4 Life" tatooed to your arm.
82. Every morning you say "This is going to be "The Most Important Day In History".
83. You didn't win the "Employee of the Month" award so you hit the winner with a chair and then strut.
84. You find yourself "Desperately running out of time" every night at 11 PM.
85. You know the life's history of every Luchadore.
87. You recommend NITRO to your friend to cure his insomnia.
88. You think The Old Perfessa teaches at The University Of Mexico City.
89. You ordered Mama Guerrero's Cook Book during an Infomercial.
90. You tell everyone you are 99-0 at checkers, dominoes and solitare.
91. You sell your stamp collection to buy every T-Shirt that the nWo offers.
92. You have the largest collection of Scorpions on your block.
93. You paint you face white, then red and look lost at all times.
94. You carry a "Hollywood 3:16" sign with you every place you go.
95. You contribute to the fund to buy Tony The Shill a personality.
96. You sell a pint of your blood to buy a case of Slim Jims.
97. Since joining the Wolfpac you lock yourself in your room whenever there is a full moon out.
98. You challenge Chavo Guerrero to a Loser Gives Up Tacos For A Year Match.
99. You wear your "Eddie Guerrero Is My Favorite Wrestler" T-Shirt to your sisters formal wedding.
100. You buy Larry Zybsko's book, "How To Make Friends And Influence People."
101.You paint half you house Black and White, and the other half Red and Black.
102. You demand Barry Horowitz be given a TV Title Shot, citing his record isonly slightly worse than Fit Finley.
103. You start a Fit Finley Fan Club.
104. You offer $50 to anyone willing to join the Fit Finley Fan Club.
105. You offer $100 to anyone willing to join the Fit Finley Fan Club.
106. You disband the Fit Finley Fan Club.
107. You demand a DNA test to see if Booker T. and Stevie Ray are really brothers.
108. You can name the oddity of every member of the Flock.
109. You buy your dad the same hair piece Mean Gene almost wears.
110. You tattoo your favorite stuffed animal to match Saturn's tattoo's.
111. You dye your hair to match Rodzilla's.
112. You move to Hollywood, Florida to be near Hollywood Hogan. Ten years later you are still waiting to see him.
113. You write to Eric Bischoff complaining about Glacier, saying you invented the Cryonic Kick, not him.
114. You believe Eric Bischoff really "loves you."
115. You know "Friends Don't Let Friends watch WCW."
116. NITRO is hazardous to your health.
117. You can tell the Luchadores apart "without a scorecard."
118. You are willing to trade Vincent to the Wolfpack for a handful of beans.
119. You have a Wolf's head tattoed on your left butt cheek.
120. You have a picture of Kevin Nash tattoed on you right butt cheek.
121. You have a picture of Eric Bischoff tattoed dead center.
123. You can tell "Is it live or is it Memorex" when cheers for Goldberg are heard.
124. You would be willing to go on a date with any member of The Flock.
125. You have the same disease as Kidman, and gave it to him.
126. You would be willing to bear Mean Gene's love child.
127. You would lay down in front of Degeneration-X's Jeep next time they invade.
128. You are willing to suffer twice by watching NITRO live and then watching the Replay just to see if anything changes.
129. You would take a chair shot to the head to protect Hollywood Hogan from it.
130. You remember when Dusty Rhodes could "Just Say No" to thirds.
131. You would fix your sister up with The Macho Man just to get a ringside seat.
132. You would fix you favorite stuffed animal up with The Macho Man just to get another ringside seat.
133. You would set yourself up with The Macho Man and give him your two ring side seats.
134. You join Hell's Angels just to make sure you get a ringside seat at RoadWild this summer in Sturgis, ND.
135. You modify the tuner on your TV so it only plays TNT and TBS.
136. You remember Liz without any wrinkles.
137. You think the answer to "What's for dinner?' is a package of Slim Jims.
138. You wonder if The Giant ever caught Jack and got his Golden Goose back.
139. You want Kevin Nash to start using his real name ...Diesel.
140. You swear "Arribe La Racha" means "Eric loves you."
141. You know what breed K-Dog is.
142. You believe J.J. Dillon has the authority to do anything.
143. You believe there really is such a thing as The WCW Executive Committee.
144. You let all your stuffed animals accompany Chris Jericho when he went to Washington to find a way to get the Cruiserweight Title back.
145. Your dog knows more ways to apply a Diamond Cutter then Dirtbag Doophus Page. He calls Dirtbag on the phone and offers to show him the other one.
146. You drink a glass of Juvi Juice every morning.
147. You organize a letter writing campaign to have people write to every drug company telling them Hogan is not too old to take Viagra.
148. You secretly move into Mama Guerrero's house and live there unnoticed for years.
149. You allow Mama Geurrero to arrange your marriage to Psychosis' sister.Psyhcoletta. You name your first born Psychobambino.
150. Your favorite stuffed animal challenges Fit Finley to a handicap match for the Title. Finley declines, demanding that both of your stuffed ainmals' hands be tied behind his back.
151. Whenever someone asks "Do you know what time it is?" You respond "It's Vader time."
152. You think a better question than "What's for dinner?" is "Do you know what The Rock is cooking?"
153. You apply to Papa Shango's School Of Voodoo and Gourment Cooking.
154. You have Thanksgiving dinner alone in your bedroom with your stuffed animals and WWF action figures.
155. You expect The Union Of Diamond Cutters to bargain for your next Contract.106. You campaign for Goldberg to be Israel's next Prime Minister.
156. You wonder how road workers use The Jackhammer to dig up concrete.
157. You think the Nuclear Arms Race is a new kind of match that Vince McMahon deamed up for the next WWF PPV. You wonder if it will held in a cage.
158. You drive to Tampa, Florida just to have the dent in your fender fixed atThe Brisco Brothers Auto Repair Shop.
159. You think "One Nation under G-d.." is talking about The Rock.
160. You swear the Spice Girls are Marc Mero's new Valets.
161. You think a Potted Plant is the WWF's answer to WCW's Power Plant.
162. You practice Guillotine Leg Drops on your father's Blow-Up Doll. Your mother practices them on your father.
163. You repeatedly practice Spike Pile Drivers on your girlfriend saying that if Chasity can take them, so can she.
164. You kick the usher at the movies in the stomach and then DDT him when he reaches for your ticket, thinking you better get him before he gets you.
165. Your friend comes to dinner and when he brings a chair in from the other room, you spear him and apply The Jackhammer. You wait for cheers from your family.
166. You notice your sisters Ken doll looking at you funny. You call him "Sucka," and threaten to "whup his butt like a dawg, like yuh done on 110th St."
167. You ask your parents to adopt Sunny or Sable. Your father immediately agrees; your mother smashes his head on the table. Her divorce lawyer counts him out.
168. You sell your stock in AT&T, IBM and General Motors to buy the complete set of WWF theme songs.
169. Everyday at 11:30 in school, you stand up and tell the teacher it is Vader Time.
170. Anytime you beat someone at a sport, you call them a jobber.
171. Test question, What is Brooklyn? Your answer The Brooklyn Brawler
172. Whenever you hear Bingo Hall, you think ECW is going to show.
173. You constantly accuse others of "Holding Ric Flair hostage."
174. Your excuse for failing a test, "You deserve a push."
175. Day before retirement, you demand a retirement match from someone in the office.
176. On the day of your final, the only words you know in Spanish is Viva la rassa, and lucha libre
177. You tell the doctor that you don't need to be asleep while getting your apendix out, since this is training for your future FMW matches.
188. You feel that the pivital moment in history was when the nWo first formed, and you prove it in a essay.
189. You believe good 'ole JR every time he says "I've never seen something like this before.." And you believe him every damn week
190. Your history teacher discusses the "Seven Wonders of the World" and you insist there are nine.
191. You quit any job that requires you to work on Mondays nights.
192. When someone asks you for directions, you always send them to the corner of Know-Your-Role Boulevard and Jabronni Drive to the Smack Down Hotel.
193. You can cite specific differences between the Sharpshooter and the Scorpion Deathlock
194. At your wedding, instead of saying "I do" you say "Oh, hell yeah."
195. Your living room furniture consists only of folding chairs.
196. You refer to all of your co-workers as members of the Corporation.
197. You actually voted for Mick Foley as Time's Man of the Year and were disappointed when he didn't win. (I actually was!)
 

Thanks to Jane, in the U.K.