Insider's Guide to the Male
Vocabulary
"Haven't I seen you before?"
== "Nice ass."
"I'm a Romantic."
== "I'm poor."
"I need you."
== "My hand is tired."
"I am different from all the other guys."
== "I am not circumcised."
"I want a commitment."
== "I'm sick of masturbation."
"You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
== "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected
me."
"I really want to get to know you better."
== "So I can tell my friends about it."
"It's just orange juice, try it."
== "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs
around my head."
"She's kinda cute."
== "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow
over the head
might be necessary."
"I don't know if I like her."
== "She won't sleep with me."
"I miss you so much."
== "I am so horny that my male roommate is
starting to look good."
"Was it good for you?"
== "I'm insecure about my manhood."
"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
== "Is my penis really that small?"
"I had a wonderful time last night."
== "Who the hell are you?"
"Do you love me?"
== "I've done something stupid and you might
find out."
"Do you 'really' love me?"
== "I've done something stupid and you're going
to find out
sooner or later."
"How much do you love me?"
== "I've done something really stupid and someone's
on their way
to tell you by now."
"I have something to tell you."
== "Get tested."
"I'll give you a call."
== "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by
wild dogs than
see you again."
"I've been thinking a lot."
== "You're not as attractive as when I was
drunk."
"I think we should just be friends."
== "You're ugly."
"I've learned a lot from you."
== "Next!!!!"
"I'm on a long distance call, can you call
me later?"
== "I gotta turn on my answering machine."