EXPRESSIONS FOR A WOMAN'S HIGH STRESS DAYS
1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. You! Off my planet !!
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very
bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
missed.
10. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
11. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job
opens up.
12. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
13. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you
realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
14. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the
evil one.
15. How many times do I have to flush before you
go away?
16. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery.
Whyshould I leave the house?
17. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
18. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
19. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
20. Okay, okay, I take it back! Un-fuck you!
21. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
22. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is
done.
23. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my
friends deep inside the earth.
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Is it time for your medication or mine?
26. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
27. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
28. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
29. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.