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| DON'T DO THIS Vol 1 | WHAT YOU MUST DO | |||||||||||||||||
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1- PISS OFF OUR HERO: HE IS THE LETHAL WEAPON- HE CAN HURT YOU. 2-STEAL HIS KENDO STICK: NO NEED FOR EXPLANATION 3-STEAL HIS HI-TECH BAG: WHERE ELSE WILL HE PUT HIS STUFF?? 4-TOUCH THE BEARD: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE SAMPSON MYTH- HE LOST HIS POWERS WHEN HE GOT HIS BEARD CUT OFF (OK MAYBE NOT HIS BEARD BUT ITS IRONIC EH?) 5-DANCE NAKED IN THE WINTER: NOT RELEVANT BUT GOOD ADVICE HUH? 6-MOCK THE WORDS "WEAPONS ALL AROUND THE RING"-THEY ARE WISE WORDS AND USEFUL TO SOME! 7-EAT HOT COAL: COMMON SENSE INNIT? 8-STICK YOUR DICK IN THE LETTERBOX!! 9-TELL YOUR DAD THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A HERO!! 10-WEAR ORANGE WITH GREEN!! |
1-BELIVE IN YOUR HERO (NOT THE ROCK) 2-SAY OUT LOUD "BLACKMAN IS YOUR HERO" 3-SAY YOUR PRAYERS 4-HAVE YOUR VITAMINS 5-GROW A BEARD 6-DON'T BELIEVE IN HOGAN 7-PRACTISE THE GUILOTINE ON YOUR YOUNGER SIBLING: FUN EH? 8-WATCH ALL 4 LETHAL WEAPONS 9-ADD THIS SITE TO YOUR FAVOURITES 10-GET A BIRD-ITS FUN!! | |||||||||||||||||
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