Warning Wednesday Results for 6-9-99

(*Fades In*)

(Theme Music Plays over the P.A. System)

Voice: Ha Ha Ha. You all remember, I will be here tonight, and when I get there, I will explode on to your television. Be Ware Everyone in the ring tonight!!!!!

Poppa boner: Who the hell was that?!?!?!

(Theme Music of John Holmes Plays)

John Holmes: Jones, you got lucky last week, but tonight, I will get my revenge!!!!!!!! With my revenge I bring an ally of mine. Be war Stoney Jnoes, you got lucky last week by using a chair, but this week, I'm ready.

(John Holmes Leaves)

Fred Johnson: What the hell's going down tonight? Well, ladies and Gentlemen, let's go down to the ring for our first match here tonight!!!!

First Round Match
Graphic Violence Vs. Shane Wausau

 On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds,, Graphic Violence!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Graphic Violence comes to the ring. ]

Fred Johnson - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Shane Wausau!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Shane Wausau walks to the ring. Phillip A. Blount is the referee for this contest. Graphic Violence strikes Shane Wausau in the elbow. Shane Wausau comes from behind Graphic Violence. Graphic Violence is caught in the Slick Sleeper! (ding, ding, ding) Graphic Violence short-arm clotheslines Shane Wausau to the mat. ]

Poppa Boner - Shane Wausau takes a Short-arm clothesline.

[Graphic Violence stomps Shane Wausau's head. ]

Fred Johnson - Graphic Violence executes a Stomp.

[Shane Wausau is up again. Shane Wausau flips Graphic Violence to the mat. Shane Wausau has Graphic Violence on the ground, and turns him over into the Last Caress! Phillip A. Blount is checking for a tap out. ... Shane Wausau tightens the hold. ... Graphic Violence is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Shane Wausau breaks the hold. Shane Wausau leg drops the throat of Graphic Violence. Shane Wausau catches Graphic Violence and locks him in the Last Caress. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Shane Wausau breaks the hold. ]

Poppa Boner - Shane Wausau was so close!!

[Shane Wausau drags Graphic Violence to the floor. ]

Fred Johnson - Graphic Violence is much safer at ringside. Shane Wausau can't get a pin there.

[Phillip A. Blount starts the count (.1) (..2) Shane Wausau stomps Graphic Violence's head. Graphic Violence climbs to his feet. (...3) Graphic Violence slaps the face of Shane Wausau. Graphic Violence moves back to his feet. (....4) Graphic Violence connects with a low blow. Shane Wausau goes down. (.....5) Graphic Violence and Shane Wausau move back into the ring. Graphic Violence kicks Shane Wausau on the mat. Graphic Violence trys for a Side slam but Shane Wausau avoids it. Shane Wausau is put in the Mandible Claw by Shane Wausau. The referee is checking the situation. ... Shane Wausau trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Shane Wausau escapes. Graphic Violence sends Shane Wausau to ringside. Phillip A. Blount starts the count (.1) (..2) Graphic Violence kicks Shane Wausau in the head. Shane Wausau is up again. (...3) Shane Wausau short-arm clotheslines Graphic Violence to the floor. (....4) Graphic Violence connects with a flying knee. Shane Wausau goes down. ]

Poppa Boner - Graphic Violence executes a knee.

[Shane Wausau climbs to his feet. Shane Wausau goes for a Standing Piledriver but Graphic Violence dodges the attack. (.....5) Shane Wausau uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Graphic Violence is down. (......6) Shane Wausau throws a chair at Graphic Violence. Graphic Violence is up again. (.......7) Graphic Violence takes Shane Wausau into the ring. Graphic Violence forearm smashes Shane Wausau. Shane Wausau tackles Graphic Violence to the mat. Graphic Violence gets up. Graphic Violence tackles Shane Wausau to the mat. Graphic Violence climbs to his feet. Shane Wausau gets up. Graphic Violence runs and tackles Shane Wausau. Graphic Violence punches him in the head. Shane Wausau climbs to his feet. Shane Wausau trys for a Side slam but Graphic Violence avoids it. Shane Wausau and Graphic Violence go to the floor Phillip A. Blount starts the count (.1) ]

Poppa Boner - The WWF is the only place for entertainment like this!

[(..2) Shane Wausau runs and tackles Graphic Violence. Shane Wausau punches him in the head. (...3) Shane Wausau rolls onto Graphic Violence connecting with a knee. Now Graphic Violence standing. Shane Wausau trys for a Reverse DDT but Graphic Violence avoids it. (....4) (.....5) Shane Wausau takes Graphic Violence into the ring. Shane Wausau takes Graphic Violence down with a knee. Graphic Violence moves back to his feet. Graphic Violence kicks Shane Wausau in the stomach. Graphic Violence stomps Shane Wausau's head. Shane Wausau is back on his feet. Shane Wausau executes a back breaker on Graphic Violence. Shane Wausau forearm smashes Graphic Violence. Shane Wausau chants start. Shane Wausau kicks Graphic Violence in the back of the leg. Shane Wausau grabs Graphic Violence and applies an arm wrench. Shane Wausau fist drops Graphic Violence on the mat. Shane Wausau gets up. Shane Wausau catches Graphic Violence in a 360 degree slam--no, it's the Hart-Break! Shane Wausau covers Graphic Violence. Phillip A. Blount counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Poppa Boner - Shane Wausau has won the match!

Fred Johnson - The winner of this match, Shane Wausau!!!
 

Missing Link vs. Outsider vs. Penguineus
 

Fred Johnson - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 350 pounds, from
Greece, Missing Link!!!

[Missing Link comes to the ring. ]

Fred Johnson - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Outsider!!! (crowd cheers ***)
 

[Outsider walks to the ring. ]

Fred Johnson - And third, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Penguineus!!!

[Penguineus walks to the ring. Phillip A. Blount is the referee for this contest. Missing Link strikes Outsider in the
elbow. Outsider comes from behind Penguineus. Penguineus is caught in the Slick Sleeper! Penguineus checks out
the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Missing Link tackles Outsider. Outsider climbs to his feet. Outsider tackles and begins
punching Missing Link. Now Missing Link standing. Outsider delivers a kick to the head of Missing Link. Missing Link
gets back to his feet. Missing Link executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Outsider. Missing Link puts Outsider in the
Mandible claw!! The referee is checking the situation. ... Outsider trys to escape. ... Outsider is fighting the hold.
Missing Link breaks the hold. ]

Poppa Boner - Missing Link is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Missing Link uses a closed fist on Outsider. Missing Link slaps Outsider in the face. Missing Link drives a forearm
into the head of Outsider. Missing Link short-arm clotheslines Outsider to the mat. Missing Link covers Outsider
hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 Penguineus kicks Missing Link off of Outsider. ]

Fred Johnson - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Missing Link low blows Outsider. Outsider climbs to his feet. Missing Link runs and tackles Outsider. Missing Link
punches him in the head. Missing Link knees Outsider and rolls back to his feet. Missing Link stomps Outsider.
Outsider trys for a Body Slam but is not strong enough to lift Missing Link.Outsider and Missing Link go to the floor
Phillip A. Blount starts the count (.1) Penguineus delivers a spine buster to Missing Link. (..2) Penguineus head
butts Missing Link. ]

Fred Johnson - Nice Falling head butt by Penguineus.

[Penguineus moves back to his feet. (...3) (....4) Penguineus grabs Missing Link and applies an arm wrench.
(.....5) Penguineus and Missing Link move back into the ring. Penguineus fist drops Missing Link on the mat. ]

Poppa Boner - Penguineus with a Fist drop.

[Penguineus stands up. Missing Link stands up. Missing Link kicks Penguineus in the head. Penguineus tackles
Missing Link to the mat. Penguineus gets back to his feet. Penguineus kicks Missing Link on the mat. Missing Link
gets up. Missing Link executes a neck-breaker on Penguineus. Missing Link sends Penguineus to ringside. Phillip A.
Blount starts the count (.1) Outsider chokes Penguineus. Now Penguineus standing. (..2) (...3) Outsider punches
Penguineus in the head. (....4) Penguineus slaps the face of Outsider. Now Penguineus standing. (.....5)
Penguineus takes Outsider into the ring. Penguineus forearm smashes Outsider. ]

Fred Johnson - Penguineus with a Forearm Smash.

[Penguineus tackles and begins punching Outsider. Penguineus covers Outsider. Phillip A. Blount counts the pin.
...1 Outsider escapes. Outsider is up again. Penguineus punches Outsider in the head. Penguineus kicks Outsider in
the back of the leg. ]

Poppa Boner - Penguineus executes a kick.

[Penguineus grabs Outsider and applies an arm wrench. Outsider is back on his feet. Missing Link executes a
reverse DDT on Outsider. Outsider is up again. Missing Link puts his hand in the mouth of Outsider. Missing Link
has Outsider in the Mandible claw! The referee is checking the situation. ... Outsider is fighting the hold. ... ...
Missing Link breaks the hold. Missing Link piledrives Outsider into the mat. Outsider moves back to his feet. Missing
Link puts Outsider in the Mandible claw!! Phillip A. Blount asks Outsider if he quits. ... Outsider trys to escape. ...
Missing Link tightens the hold. ... Outsider is fighting the hold. ... Missing Link breaks the hold. Missing Link sends
Outsider to ringside. Phillip A. Blount starts the count (.1) Missing Link sends Outsider into Phillip A. Blount he goes
down. Missing Link lifts Outsider into a vertical suplex. Missing Link grabs Outsider and applies an arm wrench. Now
Outsider standing. John Holmes runs to ringside. John Holmes trys for a power move but is unable to lift Missing
Link.John Holmes trys for a Body Slam but is unable to lift Missing Link.Ordered is restored. Phillip A. Blount gets
up. Penguineus and Missing Link move back into the ring. Penguineus lifts Missing Link up and drops him on the
mat. Penguineus fist drops Missing Link on the mat. Penguineus gets on the top rope and Here It Comes!
Penguineus covers Missing Link hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Poppa Boner - We've got ourselves a winner!

Fred Johnson - The winner of this match, Penguineus!!!

First Round Match
"The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten vs. Rob Belote
 

Fred Johnson - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 266 pounds,
from London, England , "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten!!! (crowd cheers **)

["The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten comes to the ring. ]

Fred Johnson - and his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Washington, D.C., Rob Belote!!! (crowd
cheers ********)

[Rob Belote walks to the ring. Phillip A. Blount is the referee for this contest. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten
catches Rob Belote in the Slick Sleeper! Rob Belote comes from behind "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten. "The
Legacy" Alexander Bilsten is caught in the Slick Sleeper! (ding, ding, ding) "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten kicks
Rob Belote in the stomach. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Rob
Belote kicks out. Rob Belote climbs to his feet. Rob Belote kicks "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten in the stomach.
"The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten gets up. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten tackles Rob Belote and pummels his head.
Rob Belote moves back to his feet. Rob Belote connects with a flying knee. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten goes
down. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten is back on his feet. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten executes a back breaker
on Rob Belote. Rob Belote is put in the Mandible Claw by Rob Belote. Referee Phillip A. Blount is checking for a tap
out. ... Rob Belote trys to escape. ... "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten breaks the hold. "The Legacy" Alexander
Bilsten falls head first into Rob Belote. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten gets up. ]

Poppa Boner - This is quality sports entertainment!

["The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten knees Rob Belote and rolls back to his feet. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten
measures Rob Belote up and drops a closed fist. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten stands up. Rob Belote gets back
to his feet. Rob Belote punches "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten in the head. Rob Belote drives a forearm into the
head of "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten. Rob Belote delivers a kick to the head of "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten.
Rob Belote knees "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten and rolls back to his feet. Now "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten
standing. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten goes for a Side slam but Rob Belote dodges the attack. "The Legacy"
Alexander Bilsten and Rob Belote go to the floor Phillip A. Blount starts the count (.1) (..2) "The Legacy" Alexander
Bilsten connects with a low blow. Rob Belote goes down. (...3) "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten stomps Rob Belote.
(....4) "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten rolls onto Rob Belote connecting with a knee. Rob Belote is back on his feet.
"The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten trys for a Omote Gyaku but Rob Belote avoids it. They fight into the aisle. (.....5)
(......6) "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten and Rob Belote move back to ringside. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten
takes Rob Belote into the ring. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten tackles Rob Belote to the mat. "The Legacy"
Alexander Bilsten is up again. Rob Belote is up again. Rob Belote takes "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten off his feet
with a short-arm clothesline Rob Belote grabs "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten and applies an arm wrench. "The
Legacy" Alexander Bilsten moves back to his feet. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten piledrives Rob Belote. Now Rob
Belote standing. Rob Belote is put in the Mandible Claw by Rob Belote. The referee is checking the situation. ... ...
... Rob Belote is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten breaks the hold. "The Legacy"
Alexander Bilsten kicks Rob Belote in the head. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten piledrives Rob Belote into the mat.
"The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten chants start. Rob Belote gets up. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten lifts Rob Belote
into a vertical suplex. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten is up again. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten chokes Rob
Belote with his boot. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten chants start. "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten sets Rob Belote
up at the top, and executes Hope on Rob Belote. There is no Hope for Rob Belote now! "The Legacy" Alexander
Bilsten goes for a pin. Referee Phillip A. Blount makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Fred Johnson - We've got ourselves a winner!

Fred Johnson - The winner of this match, "The Legacy" Alexander Bilsten!!!

First Round Match
Cuchek vs. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls
 

Fred Johnson - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds,,
Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls!!! (crowd boos ******)

[Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls comes to the ring. ]

Fred Johnson - and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds,, Cuchek!!!

[Cuchek walks to the ring. Phillip A. Blount is the referee for this contest. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls strikes
Cuchek in the elbow. Cuchek grabs Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls's arm and strkes his elbow. (ding, ding, ding)
Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls kicks Cuchek in the stomach. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls grabs Cuchek and applies
an arm wrench. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls fist drops Cuchek on the mat. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls covers
Cuchek hooking the leg. Phillip A. Blount counts. ...1 Cuchek kicks out. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls connects
with a low blow. Cuchek goes down. Cuchek stands up. Cuchek executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Kevin
"Million Dollar Kid" Walls. Cuchek covers Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Kevin
"Million Dollar Kid" Walls kicks out. ]

Fred Johnson - I wish every match could be like this!

[Cuchek slaps the face of Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls. Cuchek delivers a kick to the head of Kevin "Million Dollar
Kid" Walls. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls climbs to his feet. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls grabs his hand and flips
him to the mat. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls sucks chants start in the crowd. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls fist
drops Cuchek on the mat. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls is back on his feet. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls applies
an arm wrench to Cuchek. Cuchek moves back to his feet. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls punches Cuchek in the
head. ]

Poppa Boner - Cuchek takes a punch.

[Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls executes a neck-breaker on Cuchek. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls puts Cuchek in
the Mandible claw!! Referee Phillip A. Blount is checking for a tap out. ... ... Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls tightens
the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Cuchek is fighting the hold. Cuchek escapes. ]

Fred Johnson - We almost had a winner.

[Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls fist drops Cuchek on the mat. Cuchek moves back to his feet. Cuchek runs and
tackles Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls. Cuchek punches him in the head. Cuchek stomps Kevin "Million Dollar Kid"
Walls. Cuchek covers Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls hooking the leg. Referee Phillip A. Blount makes the count. ...1
Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls kicks out. ]

Poppa Boner - Cuchek should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls gets up. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls takes Cuchek down with a knee. Cuchek
gets back to his feet. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls tackles and begins punching Cuchek. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid"
Walls goes for a pin. Phillip A. Blount counts. ...1 Cuchek escapes. Cuchek stands up. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid"
Walls lifts up Cuchek and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls sends Cuchek to
ringside. ]

Poppa Boner - Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls can't get a pin at ringside.

[Phillip A. Blount starts the count (.1) Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls sends Cuchek into Phillip A. Blount he goes
down. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls applies an arm wrench to Cuchek. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls sucks chants
start in the crowd. Cuchek is up again. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Cuchek.
Gore runs to ringside. Gore swings a Steel chair and hits Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid"
Walls is bleeding as a result. They lockup. Gore sends Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls to the corner of ringside. Gore
lifts Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls into the air and delivers a spine buster. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls is back on
his feet. Ordered is restored. Phillip A. Blount gets up. Cuchek takes Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls into the ring.
They lockup. Cuchek sends Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls to the corner of the ring. Cuchek body slams Kevin
"Million Dollar Kid" Walls. Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls gets up. Cuchek catches Kevin "Million Dollar Kid" Walls with
the Ace Driver! Cuchek goes for a pin. Phillip A. Blount counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

Fred Johnson - The winner of this match, Cuchek!!!

First Round Match
Jerry Hower vs. Spud
 

Fred Johnson - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 pounds,
from Pittsburgh, Jerry Hower!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Jerry Hower comes to the ring. ]

Fred Johnson - and his opponent, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Louisville Kentucky, Spud!!! (crowd cheers
***)

[Spud walks to the ring. Phillip A. Blount is the referee for this contest. Jerry Hower checks out the ring. Spud
catches Jerry Hower in the Slick Sleeper! (ring, ring, ring) Jerry Hower tackles Spud and pummels his head. Spud
gets up. Spud kicks Jerry Hower in the back of the leg. Spud covers Jerry Hower. Phillip A. Blount counts the pin.
...1 ...2 Jerry Hower escapes. Jerry Hower climbs to his feet. Jerry Hower kicks Spud in the stomach. Spud stands
up. Spud executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Jerry Hower. Spud fist drops Jerry Hower on the mat. ]

Poppa Boner - Spud executes a Fist drop.

[Spud gets back to his feet. Spud knees Jerry Hower and rolls back to his feet. Spud stomps Jerry Hower. Spud
fist drops Jerry Hower on the mat. ]

Poppa Boner - Spud executes a Fist drop.

[Spud is up again. Spud kicks Jerry Hower on the mat. Spud goes for a pin. Referee Phillip A. Blount makes the
count. ...1 ...2 Jerry Hower escapes. ]

Fred Johnson - Not even close!

[Jerry Hower gets up. Spud lifts Jerry Hower up and drops him on his knee. Spud and Jerry Hower go to the floor
Phillip A. Blount starts the count (.1) (..2) Spud rolls onto Jerry Hower connecting with a knee. (...3) Jerry Hower
takes a slap to the face from Spud. Spud is back on his feet. Jerry Hower lifts Spud up and drops him on the floor.
(....4) Crotch chop from Jerry Hower. Spud gets up. (.....5) ]

Poppa Boner - This is quality sports entertainment!

[(......6) Jerry Hower takes Spud into the ring. Jerry Hower tackles Spud. Spud short-arm clotheslines Jerry Hower
to the mat. Spud covers Jerry Hower. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Jerry Hower kicks out. Now Jerry Hower
standing. Jerry Hower takes Spud off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Jerry Hower kicks Spud on the mat. ]

Fred Johnson - Jerry Hower executes a Stomp.

[Jerry Hower lifts Spud into the air and delivers a spine buster. Spud is put in the Mandible Claw by Spud. The
referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Spud is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Jerry Hower breaks the hold.
Jerry Hower and Spud go to the floor ]

Poppa Boner - Spud will have to watch out for weapons at ringside.

[Phillip A. Blount starts the count (.1) ]

Fred Johnson - What an outstanding match!

[(..2) Jerry Hower knees Spud and rolls back to his feet. Spud gets up. (...3) Spud connects with a low blow.
Jerry Hower goes down. Jerry Hower stands up. (....4) Spud takes a slap to the face from Jerry Hower. Jerry
Hower gets back to his feet. Jerry Hower grabs his hand and flips him to the floor. Jerry Hower sucks chants start
in the crowd. Jerry Hower takes Spud into the ring. Spud tackles and begins punching Jerry Hower. Spud kicks
Jerry Hower on the mat. Jerry Hower takes Spud down with a knee. Jerry Hower sucks chants start in the crowd.
Jerry Hower fist drops Spud on the mat. Jerry Hower gets back to his feet. Spud punches Jerry Hower in the head.
Spud flips Jerry Hower to the mat. Jerry Hower gets back to his feet. Spud executes the Stunner on Jerry Hower.
Spud goes for a pin. Phillip A. Blount counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Poppa Boner - Spud has won the match!

Fred Johnson - The winner of this match, Spud!!!

Casket Match
Ruff Ryder vs. Stoney Jones
 
 

Fred Johnson - This match is a Casket Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 pounds,
from Phenoix Arizona, Stoney Jones!!! (crowd boos ***)

[Stoney Jones comes to the ring. ]

Fred Johnson - and his opponent, weighing in at 315 pounds, from Deep in the Ghetto, Ruff Ryder!!!

[Ruff Ryder walks to the ring. Phillip A. Blount is the referee for this contest. Stoney Jones grabs Ruff Ryder's arm
and strkes his elbow. Ruff Ryder checks his boots. (ding, ding, ding) Stoney Jones delivers a short-arm clothesline
to Ruff Ryder. Ruff Ryder climbs to his feet. Ruff Ryder slaps Stoney Jones in the face. Ruff Ryder gets up. Stoney
Jones low blows Ruff Ryder. Ruff Ryder is back on his feet. Stoney Jones forearm smashes Ruff Ryder. Ruff Ryder
body slams Stoney Jones. ]

Poppa Boner - Body Slam!

[Stoney Jones moves back to his feet. Ruff Ryder and Stoney Jones go to the floor Ruff Ryder swings a Steel
chair and hits Stoney Jones. Stoney Jones is bleeding as a result. Ruff Ryder connects with a flying knee. Stoney
Jones goes down. Ruff Ryder rolls onto Stoney Jones connecting with a knee. Stoney Jones stands up. Ruff Ryder
lifts Stoney Jones into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. They head toward the casket. Ruff Ryder
stomps Stoney Jones. Stoney Jones is up again. Stoney Jones kicks Ruff Ryder in the stomach. ]

Fred Johnson - kick!

[Stoney Jones stomps Ruff Ryder. Stoney Jones grabs Ruff Ryder and applies an arm wrench. Ruff Ryder stands
up. Ruff Ryder delivers a spine buster to Stoney Jones. Stoney Jones is up again. Stoney Jones goes back into the
ring. ]

Fred Johnson - The WWF is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Ruff Ryder lifts Stoney Jones and delivers a back breaker. Ruff Ryder stomps Stoney Jones. Stoney Jones tackles
Ruff Ryder and pummels his head. Ruff Ryder gets up. Stoney Jones executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Ruff
Ryder. Stoney Jones and Ruff Ryder go to the floor Stoney Jones is taking Ruff Ryder to the casket. Stoney Jones
slams Ruff Ryder into the casket!!

Fred Johnson - The winner of this match, Stoney Jones!!! Wait, Stoney's locking the Casket, he's in the ring jumping up and down, here comes The Barbarian Brothers to join him.

Poppa boner: Who's that coming out of the Crowd????

Fred Johnson: There's John Holmes in the Asile way, what is he saying?

John Holmes: I told you i'd get you all, next week, for the Tag Team Titles, Cuchek and gore face Me and the Guy right behind you, get them Spoogie.

Fred Johnson: That's Spoogie in the Ring with  a Ball Bat, he's hitting Jones, Cuchek and Gore!!!! Here comes Holmes, and now it looks like the Whole Back Room is coming out.

Poppa boner: Wait, I hear that Music Agian, oh my god, he's Back!!!!!! The Devil himself. Bilsten is out of the Ring and he's standing beside, oh my God he's Back, Bilsten and Majix are in the Asile Way, why is Majix here, wait, he's the Voice Eariler in the Show, what the hell is he doing? He's Bowing......

(Majix and "The legacvy" Alexander Bilsten Bow Before the Ring then they get up, and Point Towards the Ring)

Fred Johnson: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!OH MY OGD!!!! OH MY GOD!!! The Ring was just set on Fire, the ring was jsut set on fire, those Crazy Bastards have set Everyone on fire. Next week folks, if we have any Wrestlers left, we'll have a Tag title Match with The Barbarian Brothers facing Spoogie and John Holmes, plus other Tournament matches, we'll see you then...

Poppa Boner: Sanders is going ot be pissed!!!!!

(Fades Out)