the show starts with fireworks going off, and the crowd going wild.

J.R:  Welcome to FWF Face Off!  I am Jim Ross, and sitting with me here is
Jerry the King Lawler!
King:  What a lineup we have tonight!  We have Cactus Jack against a mystery
opponent, Y2J against Kurt Angle, X-Pac vs. Kane and Badd Ass vs the Rock,
and more!!

Finkle:  Making his way to the ring, Cactus Jack.
(crowd cheer*****)
FInkle:  And his opponent... (police escort a masked man to the ramp)
GILLBERG!!!!  (he rips off his mask to reveal himself
(crowd cheer*****)

The match starts, and Catcus throws a few punches at Gillberg, and whips him
into the turnbuckle, where he performs the Tree of Woe.

J.R:  Owch, Gillberg looks hurt!
King:  I think he's pulling off his finisher, counting the lights!

Cactus looks pi**ed off, seeing as he has such a weak, joke of an opponent.

J.R:  PILEDRIVER!! OOWWCCHH!!

GIllberg is out for the count, and as the ref goes for the count, Y2J and
Chris Benoit run down to ringside, and while Y2J distracts the ref, beniot
hits Cactus with a chair.
J.r:  the ref didn't see it!
King: typical!

Gillberg rolls over onto Cactus, and the ref counts..
1..2..3..

Finkle:  the winner of this match, and NEW EUROPEAN champion, GILLBERG!
J.R:  He was screwed!
King:  Shut up J.R!

Finkle:  The next match is a standard 3 count match. Making his way to the
ring, a member of the nWo, TAZZ!!
(crowd cheer****)
Finkle:  And his opponent:  Stone Cold Steve Austin!
(crowd cheer*****)

Austin attacks Tazz from behind, and they punch each other for a few
minutes, before Tazz pulls off a suplex, that knocks Austin out the ring
the ref counts:
(1...)
tazz climbs out
(1...)
(2...)
austin clotheslines Tazz
(3...)
J.R:  this is very phsical fight to say the least!
King:  They're both doing well.
(4...5...)
Tazz rolls Austin into the ring, and they go at it again for 5 minutes.
Then, Tazz applies the Tazz-mission!
J.R:  The tazz mission!  The tazz mission!
(crowd cheer****)
King:  What?!  Austin has grabbed Tazz's head, and turned the Tazz-mission
into the Stone Cold Stunner!!!
(crowd cheer*****)
Ref counts..
1..2..3!
Finkle:  the winner of this match!  Stone Cold Steve Austin!

J.R:  You can only find this type of entertainment in the FWF!

Finkle:  This match is a standard match, and for the number 1 contenders
spot for the European Championship!

Making his way to the ring, KANE!
J.R:  The Big Red Machine!
King: Retard more like it!
J.R:  Shut up King, he is one of the strongest athletes in the FWF!
King: Yeah, but...
(he is interupted by Dx's music, and X-pac dives from out the crowd, and
lays into kane)

J.R:  That shut you up King!  Anyway, let's get back onto the match.
J.R:  A few kicks to the legs soon put Kane down!!

While he is down, X-pac delivers a few elbow drops to kane, but he's soon
back up
King:  It'll take more than that to put this retard away!
J.R:  You're right about that!
Kane chokes X-pac, and tosses him into the corner, and runs at him, but
X-pac moves.
He gives kane the 3-kick combo, where he falls down into the corner.
J.R:  X-pac is warming up..here it is..the BRONCE BUSTER!
He picks Kane up, and X-factor's him
the ref counts
(1..2..3..)
The winner of this match, X-Pac!

J.R:  kane wasn't ready for that surprise attack from X-pac!
King:  A smart move!

after the break, hhh and crash are already in the ring, and hitting each
other.
J.R:  There's no love lost between these guys!

Crash piledrives hhh, and follows it up with a few knee drops.
King:  Crash's mama would be proud!

HHH is back up
crash goes to punch him
hhh ducks, spins crash round, and clotheslines him over the top rope, and
hits the ref.
J.R:  That wasn't called for.

Crash produces a chair, goes to hit HHH with it, but he ducks, and punches
him in the mid-section.
King:  the ref is still K.O'ed!

Crash falls onto a table, where HHH punches him a few times
J.r: that's gonna hurt!
HHH stands crash up, and clotheslines him over into the crowd, where they go
at it for 2 minutes, when Crash throws HHH on top of a table.

J.R:  It's almost snapped!

HHH moves out the way when Crash dives at him, but the table still doesn't
break.
HHH picks up Crash
HHH pedigrees Crash through the Table
J.R:  NOw it has!

hhh rolls him into the ring.
the ref slowly counts
(1....2....3.....)

J.R:  he was never gonna  get up after that!
King:  Hell No!

Finkle:  The next match is for 1 fall.
Making his way to the ring...Kurt Angle!
(crowd boos*****)
Angle:  "Y'know, this..."
he is interupted by:
6..
5..
4..
3..
2..
1..
BANG!
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!
Y2J attacks Kurt, before he could take off his medals, and Y2J chokes him
with them.

J.R:  the action is great, just what you'd expect from the FWF!

They both enter the ring
(bell rings)

Y2J puches Angle, but Kurt grabs his arm, and turns the punch into a
jacknife.

J.R:  Great athleticism there by Angle!

Kurt Angle throws Y2J out the ring
(1..)
Jericho whips Angle into the stairs.
(2..)
Y2J slaps Angle on the chest
(crowd:  OOOWWWW!!)
(3..4..)
Angle gets up
Angle clotheslines Y2J
Y2J gets up
Y2J piledrives Angle
(5..6..7..8..)
They both re-enter the ring.

Angle tries to apply the sharp-shooter to Y2J, but he kicks him off, throws
him down on the floor, and applies the walls of Jericho!
ref:  you quit?
angle:  NO!  AAAARGGHH!
ref:  you quit?
angle:  ARRGGHHH!! YES! YES! I QUIT!

Finkle:  Here is your winner!  CHRIS JERICHO!

King + J.R: What a match!

Finkle: The next match is for the IC championship!
Making his way to the ring, a member of the nWo, Jeff Jarrett!
(crowd boo/cheer 50%/50%)

Finkle:  And his oppnent, a member of DX, the Road Dogg, Jesse James!

The match starts with Jeff hitting Road Dogg a few times, and Road Dogg
hiting him a few times

J.R:  Jarrett comes off the ropes..
King:  Big Back-body drop!

Road dogg picks him up, and punches him some more.
Jarrett whips Dogg into the corner, and follows through with a clothesline.

J.R:  OWWCH!

Road Dogg falls forward, , and does his "three punch combo"
J.R:  Jarrett goes down!

Road Dogg picks him up, and puts him in the sretch armstrong
KING:  WHAT A MOVE!

Next R.Dogg gives Jeff the crazy knee leg drop.
the ref counts:
(1..2..3..)

Finkle:  Here is your winner, and NEW ic champ!  the Road Dogg Jesse James!

King:  we're down to the last match J.R!
J.R:  what a night it has been!
King:  that's right!

"I'm AN ASSMAN!! (duh, duh) WELL I'M AN ASSMAN!" comes on the speakers, and
then, out comes Badd Ass Billy Gunn
He climbs into the ring, but before he can say anything:
"IF YA' SMMMEEELLLL...(DUH, DUH) WHAT THE ROCK (DUH) IS COOKIN'!"
The rock runs down the ring, and starts laying the smackdown on Badd Ass'
Ass!

J.r:  the rock with the early advantage here!

The ROck sidewalks slams Badd Ass,
Badd ass is up
badd ass gives the rock a few right hooks, followed by a few kicks to the
mid-section
the rock is back up, and slaps Badd Ass' chest
(crowd:  OOOWWWW!!!)

The rock spinebusters Badd Ass, and then gets him in the rock bottom!

the crowd go mad!

J.R:  THE ROCK BOTTOM!  THE ROCK BOTTOM!

he delivers it, but as he does, the ring falls in!

KING:  DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!
J.R:  OH MY GOD!  I DON'T THINK THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE HERE IN THE
FWF!!

After 2 minutes, Badd Ass emerges, dragging out a bloody rock.

J.r:  Badd A$$ has the advantage now!

Badd Ass delivers the FAME-ASS-ER

the ref counts
(1..2..3..)

Finkle:  The winner of this match, and still FWF champ, BADD ASS!