Tuesday Night Fight Results

The show starts with pyros going off, and people screaming

J.R:  Welcome to Tuesday Night Fight!  I am Jim Ross, and with me, is
Michael Cole and Jerry the King Lawler!
Cole:  Folks, can you believe it?  It's only a matter of days now before FWF
Wrestlemaina is here..
King:  And it's already shaping up to be a good one!

Finkle:  The first match is for one fall...  Making their way to the ring,
from the Filthy Wolfpac, Eddy Guerro, and Essa Rios, accompanied by
LLIITTTAAAA....
(crowd cheer/boo 50%/50%)

Finkle:  And their opponents, acocompained by the Hired aPa, Kane, and the
UUNNNDDDEERRRTAKER...

King:  What?!  Kane and the Undertaker have hired the aPa!
J.R:  Is this a sign of insecurity?
Cole:  It could well be!

The match starts with Kane and Essa in the ring.
Essa throws a few punches at Kane, but he is immune to them

King:  That'll never knock him down!

Kane hits Essa with a big kick to the face

Cole:  That'll leave a mark!

Essa runs over to Eddy, and tags him in.
Eddy doesn't want to fight kane, he tags in Essa
Essa tags Eddy back in

King:  Who's insecure now eh?
J.R:  wouldn't you be if you had the Big Red Machine, and the aPa near you?

Kane runs at both Eddy and Essa, and clotheslines them both out of the ring.
Kane tags in the Undertaker.
Eddy climbs back into the ring.
Eddy low-blows the 'Taker, at an angle that the ref can't see

Cole:  LOW-BLOW!!  C'MON REF!  LOW-BLOW!

Eddy climbs onto the top rope, ready for the Frog-Splash.
Farooq climbs onto the apron, distracing the ref.
Bradshaw powerbombs Essa, clims into the ring, and while Eddy is on the
turn-buckle, Bradshaw clothes-lines him

J.R:  OOHHH!!!  Eddy's knocked out for sure!
Kane tombstones Essa, Taker tombstones Eddy.
The ref counts (1..2..3..)

King:  They were screwed!

Finkle:  Here are your winners... Kane and The Undertaker!

Cole:  What a match!
J.R:  You'll only find this sort of entertainment here in the FWF!

Finkle:  The next match is for one fall, making his way to the ring... Buh
Buh Ray Dudley!
(crowd boo****)
Finkle:  And his opponent...Chris Benoit!
(crowd boo****)

Benoit drop kicks Buh Buh out the ring
(1..)
Beniot dives over the ropes
J.r:  Great High Risk there!
(2..3..)
Benoit Throws Buh Buh into the crowd.
(4..)
Buh Buh Ray is up, and hits Benoit in the mid-section.  This causes Beniot
to bend over.
(5..)
While Beniot is bent over, Buh Buh Ray lifts him up, and throws him onto a a
table.
(6..)
Buh Buh goes to jump, but Benoit moves, and Buh Buh goes through the table!

J.R:  Oh my... that's it, he'll never get up after that high plummet!

(7..8..)

Beniot rolls Buh Buh into the ring, and climbs up onto the Turnbuckle, and
performs a leg drop

King:  Beautiful!

Beniot covers Buh Buh

(1..2..3..)

Finkle:  Here is your winner, Chris Beniot!!

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J.R:  And we're back!
Cole:  What a night it has been!
King:  Well, it IS the FWF!

Finkle:  The next match is for the European title, making his way to the
ring, from the Corporation, Gillberg!
(crowd boo****)

Finkle:  His opponent, and the challenger, Dude Love
(crowd cheer****)

Before anyone can say anything, Dude Love runs out, and knocks Gillberg off
his feet.

King:  Woah!  The dudester is cheesed off!
Cole:  And he has a reason to be!

Dude Love rolls Gillberg into the ring, and performs his finisher,
Sweet-Shin-Music!

J.R:  It's over already!

But then, from out the crowd, come Blackman and Y2J, and Steve Blackman
distracts the ref, while Jericho clobbers Dude Love with a chair.

(Crowd:  OOOOWWWW!!!)

Cole:  What a shot to the head!
J.R:  He's been screwed again!
King:  What is it with the Corporation and Dude Love?

Ref counts
(1..2..3..)

Finkle:  Here is your winner, and STILL european champion, GIIILLLBEERRGGG
Dude Love gets up, and hits Gillberg with the chair, and the Dudester exits
the ring, followed by Jay.

King:  Imagine what Dude Love is gonna be like at Wrestlmania?
Cole:  Never mind Wrestlemania, what about backstage?
J.R:  Gillberg is still, somehow, the European Champ!

After a qucik video of Face Off, Tazz and Test are in the ring already
throwing punches at each other.
Tazz whips Test into the corner, and follows through with a clothesline.
Test falls forward.
Tazz bodyslams him.
(1..2..)

J.R:  Too early for a count!

Tazz throws Test into the ropes...
Back-body drop!

Tazz performs a Dragon Suplex..
(1..2..)

Cole:  Test just kicks out!

Tazz places Test on the Turn-buckle.

King:  He's gonna go for the Vertical Suplex off the top rope!
J.R:  That'll be all!

But Test holds onto the ropes, and throws Tazz down.

Cole:  OOOWWW!!  Oh man, he flew right across the ring!

Test stands up...
TEST'S ELBOW DROP!!!

The ref counts
(1..2..3..)

Finkle:  Here is your winner, TTEESSSTTT!!

King:  I wish he wouldn't carry on his words like that!

J.R:  This next match is gonna rock!
Cole:  That's right.  Folks, we have The Rock and Y2J, against the New Age
Outlaws!

IF YA' SMMMEEELLL (DUH, DUH) WHAT THE ROCK (DUH), IS COOKIN'!!
The Rock emerges from the curtains, and wlka down to the ring.  He stands on
the Turnbuckle, but is intterupted by:
6..
5..
4..
3..
2..
1..
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

Jericho:  Welcome, to TNT, is Jericho!!!
(crowd cheer*****)

Jericho:  Now, I know that..

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?  YO' ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!!!

The outlaws run at Y2J and The Rock, and they both go at it for a good 2
minutes outside the ring
The Rock rolls Road Dogg into the ring, and the Bell rings

Cole:  Finally, the match has officially started!

The Rock whips Road Dogg off the ropes, and delivers a sidewalk slam

King:  I thought he was going for the Rock Bottom then!

The Rock tags in Y2J.
Y2J runs over to Badd Ass, and knocks him off the apron, and runs at Road
Dogg.
Road Dogg does his 3-punch combo, except, when he does a dance, the ROck
runs in, and sets him up for the Rock Bottom!

KIng:  This is it now!  The Rock Bottom!
The corwd go wild, as he pulls it off.
Y2J puts the walls of Jericho on Badd Ass, but he breaks out.
The Rock is going for the people's elbow!

The Ref is looking at Y2J and Badd Ass, and the VP runs into the ring, from
the crowd, and hits The Rock with a chair!

Cole:  NO FAIR!  NO FAIR!!
King:  All's fair in the FWF!
J.R:  No, that's love and war!
King:  War, love, Fwf, it's all the same to me!

The ref counts, as Road Dogg covers The Rock
(1..2..3..)

Finkle:  Here is your winner, The Outlaws!!

J.R:  The Rock wasn't the legal man!
Cole:  And what was the VP doing with DX?
King:  We'll find out at Friday Night Fight!

the show goes off the air.