To the tune of Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca"

There are those "other wrestlers"
Bald guys and Barbie dolls
But there is someone better
Someone who can beat them all

He is the Undertaker
Puts up one hell of a fight
Known as the Lord of Darkness
Catch him on Monday night

Watch him for only one time
He's the best you've ever seen
And when you look in his green eyes
You will know what real pain means
Forget Austin 3:16

A 3-time champion
Livin' La Vida Taker
Death seems so much fun
Livin' La Vida Taker
The one true real Phenom
And those other guys are fakers
Dead Man's Number One
Livin' La Vida Taker
Livin' La Vida Taker

Some people can't resist him
Others wish they could put him down
One thing that we love about him
He's the toughest man in town

We don't care what you say 'cause
He's the master of the ring
And when he gets the 1-2-3
His praises you will sing
If you smell what he's cooking

One tough S.O.B.
Livin' La Vida Taker
The Pride of Death Valley
Livin' La Vida Taker
Every time he wins
The losers meet their maker
Best thing on T.V.
Livin' La Vida Taker
Livin' La Vida Taker

Watch him for only one time
He's the best you've ever seen
And when you look in his green eyes
You will know what real pain means
Forget Austin 3:16

A 3-time champion
Livin' La Vida Taker
Death seems so much fun
Livin' La Vida Taker
The one true real Phenom
And those other guys are fakers
Dead Man's Number One
Livin' La Vida Taker
Livin' La Vida Taker
Livin' La Vida Taker

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