Steel Cage F’N Madness

MR: Hello everyone and welcome to the pre-show for the SeWF’s 2nd PPV,

Steel Cage F’N Madness! We are here in the sold out Alamo Dome in San

Antonio, Texas! We have 7 great matches lined up for you tonight. Here

is the line up for tonight

(For Lightweight Title)

Flash vs Rob Van Dam

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Tag Team Tournament

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Mr. Pogo Jr. and Kabul vs Doomsday and Asteroid

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The Outsiders vs Kane & The Undertaker

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(For Hardcore Title)

Crush vs Dread

(Explosive Barbed Wire Cage)

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The Giant Silva vs Bulldog w/Angie

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Winner of 1st Tag Match vs Winner of 2nd Tag Match

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*************************Main Event*************************

(Title For Title)

(Heavyweight Champ) Cringe vs X-Pac (Intercontinental Champ)

MR: It looks like a great card, but now I would like to introduce our

very favorite commentator Jeff Shorthill!

JS: Thanks Matt, I’m glad to be here!

MR: Well, Jeff, what do you think about the card tonight?

JS: I can’t wait for the match between Crush and Dread. If you say

Tuesday Night Fire then you know what happened in the match between

Dread and Asteroid. During the special falls count anywhere match,

Crush appeared and powerbombed Dread through a concession stand, and

allowing Asteroid to execute the Big Bang, and get the win. Don’t

forget that match is an electrified barbed wire steel cage, and it’s

for the SeWF hardcore title.

MR: Yeah that’s gonna be a hell of a match. I’m looking forward to

Flash vs RVD, two great athletes, Flash making his first ever debut in

the SeWF. It’s a going to be a high-flying match.

JS: What about the Tag Team Tournament, we have 4 great tag teams, my

pick is the outsiders, since they have more in ring experience.

MR: yeah, but what about Kane and The Undertaker, those are 2 tough

SOB’s. That’s my pick.

JS: What about Cringe vs X-Pac, 2 phenomenal athletes, but my pick is

Cringe, he has like 50 pounds on X-Pac, the height advantage, and

Cringe can war down X-Pac, than it’s his game.

MR: Yeah, but if X-Pac can utilize his high-flying moves, and take out

Cringe’s legs, than it’s all X-Pac.

JS: Let’s look at the Tale of the Tape for the main event.

Name Height Weight Finisher

Cringe

6’2"

264 Pounds

The Major Migraine

X-Pac

5’11"

218

The Buzzkiller

MR: Yeah Cringe definitely has the weight and height advantage in this

one. But like Jeff said if X-Pac can take out the legs of Cringe, and

go for high-flying moves, he’ll win it.

JS: It’s gonna be a great match!

MR: Well, well that’s it for the pre-show, let’s get to the event)

(Fire works blast off and the crows erupts)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the SeWF is proud to present

Steel Cage F’N Madness! The following is the only way you can win a

match tonight:

1.To pin you’re opponent

2.To make you’re opponent submit

3.To climb over the steel cage and reach the floor

4.To go out of the cage through the door, and reach the floor

Ring Announcer: The first match is for the SeWF Lightweight

championship!

(RVD’s music play and the crowd boos)

Ring Announcer: Coming down the isle, at a weight of 225 pounds, Rob

Van Dam!

(While RVD makes his way down the isle, the camera goes to pre-recorded

comments)

(Rob is standing in his locker room)

RVD: Hey Flash, you don’t stand a chance against me. I am the best damn

Lightweight ever, and there isn’t anything you can do about it. I’m

going to be the first, last, and only Lightweight champion in the SeWF,

and that’s the TRUTH!

(Rob makes his way down the isle and jumps onto the ring apron, over

the top rope, and is in the ring now)

(Flash’s music hits, and the crowd rises to their feet and cheers)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, at a weight of 225 pounds, Flash!

Rob and Flash stare each other in the face from across the ring. (Bell

Rings) Rob runs toward Flash kneeing him in the stomach, he grabs Flash

and throws him against the ropes and executes a hurrnincunrana. He goes

for the pin, 1---2---Kickout. RVD picks Flash up by the hair and puts

him in a headlock. Flash reverses it and throws RVD against the ropes

and executes an inzuguri. He goes for the cover, 1----2----Kickout.

Flash runs against the ropes and tries a high cross body, but Rob ducks

and Flash goes over the top rope and falls to the outside. RVD runs

against the ropes and comes back, jumps on the top rope and dives on

Flash. Rob grabs Flash and throws him in the sitars, the reef starts

counting, 1-------2------3-------4------RVD throws Flash in the ring,

Rob goes to the top ropes and executes a frog splash. He picks up Flash

and throws him in the ropes, he grabs Flash and puts him in a sleeper,

Flash is going down, but Flash using all his energy pushes himself

backwards, getting the ref squished in between the wrestlers and the

turnbuckles. Rob throws Flash to the outside, RVD grabs a chair, he

sets up the chair and throws Flash over the guardrail to the fans. RVD

goes back a few feet, he runs and jumps on the chair, over the

guardrail, onto Flash, the fans cheer like hell! RVD throws Flash to

the outside, RVD takes the chair and sets it on the side of the

guardrail with the fans, he runs and jumps from the chair onto the

guardrail and then ONTO FLASH! RVD throws Flash into the ring, he’s

going to the top, but FLASH PICKS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM TO THE GROUND,

FLASH GOES UP TOP AND EXECUTES A 450 SPLASH, BUT THERES NO REF TO

COUNT! Flash goes over to the ref and tries to wake him up. RVD is

pulling some brass knuckles out of his pocket of his pants. He goes

over and hits Flash with them, but wait here comes TAZ! Taz come sin

and grabs RVD, who doesn’t see him and German suplexs him. He then puts

the Tazmission on RVD, RVD is tapping out. After 1 minute of having the

Tazmission on, Taz leaves, exiting through the crowd. The crowd cheers!

Flash looking confused, goes to the top rope, he executes the

Flashback. He covers and the ref wakes up, and slowly crawls over,

1---------2-----------------3!

The Winner: Flash

(Camera goes to announcing booth)

MR: Wow, now that obviously wasn’t a clean win for Flash, could we see

a rematch in the future?

JS: Probably, but I think Rob Van Dam wants to get his hands around

Taz’s neck before he tries to get the title.

MR: Yeah, Rob Van Dam looks unhappy.

Ring Announcer: The following match is the 1st round in the tag team

tournament. (Kabul’s music hits and the crowd erupts) Making their way

down the isle, at a combine weight of 550 pounds, Kabul and Mr. Pogo

Jr.!

(Doomsday’s music hits and the crowd boos)

Ring Announcer: And their opponents, a combined weight of 615 pounds,

Doomsday and Asteroid!

Asteroid and Pogo Jr. start it off. They lock up; Pogo throws Asteroid

to the ropes and hits him with a clothesline. He goes for the cover,

1—Kickout! Pogo picks up Asteroid and kicks him in the stomach and puts

him in an armbar, Pogo, still holding Asteroid, walks over and tags

Kabul, Kabul goes to the top rope and jumps down and hits Asteroid’s

arm. Kabul throws Asteroid against the rope and executes a drop kick.

Kabul kicks Asteroid in the stomach and hits him with a ddt. Kabul goes

to his corner and tags Pogo Jr. Pogo comes in and starts beating on

Asteroid, he throws Asteroid against the rope and goes for a

clothesline but Asteroid ducks and hits him with a ddt. They are both

down, Asteroid crawls over to his corner and tags doomsday, the crowd

rumbles. Doomsday walks over to Pogo Jr. and picks him up by the hair,

he sets him up for a suplex and executes it. He picks Pogo up and

throws him to the ropes; he nails Pogo with a bug boot. He picks him

up, and sets up Pogo for a powerbomb. He executes it, and goes for the

cover, but Kabul runs in and makes the save, but only to be grabbed my

Doomsday on the throat, Doomsday picks him and chokeslams him. Here

comes Asteroid, they both clean house. Doomsday erupts and shouts

"Gimme some more" Wait, Doomsday grabs Asteroid and executes the

apocalypse (stone cold stunner). Doomsday steps over the top rope and

walks down the isle, fans boo him. Kabul runs in the ring and executes

the Empty Promise, double arm ddt. He goes for the cover,

1--------2-------3!

The Winners: Mr. Pogo Jr. and Kabul

Ring Announcer: The winners of this match, and advancing in the finals,

Mr. Pogo r. and Kabul!

(Camera fades to announcing booth)

MR: Wow, I can’t believe Doomsday walked out on his partner.

JS: I bet we could see a Doomsday vs Asteroid match soon!

MR: Yeah, this does over, Asteroid is mad, look at the ring.

(Camera shows the ring)

Asteroid is grabbing a fan; he picks him up and throws him over the

guardrail. He takes his chair, and smacks the fan with it, the crowd

explodes!

MR: Wow, Asteroid is pissed!

JS: He isn’t happy, I’ll tell you that! Lets get to the next match this

the other semi-final match the winners of this match will face Mr. Pogo

Jr. and Kabul in the finals, for the tag team championship!

Ring Announcer: The winners of this match will advance into the finals

of the tag team tournament. (The Outsiders music hits and the crowd

cheers) Coming down the isle at a combined weight of 556 pounds, The

Outsiders!

(Kane’s music hits and the crowd boos)

Ring Announcer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 640

pounds, Kane and The Undertaker.

Scott hall and Kane start it out. Kane tightens his glove and stares

with Scott Hall. Scott Hall does the dx chop and runs towards Kane;

they lock up Kane throws Hall to the ropes and hits him the stomach,

Kane with hits Hall in the head. Hall falls down to the ground. Kane

tags in The Undertaker. Undertaker locks up with Hall hits undertaker

with a low blow and puts him in an armbar, he goes over and tags Nash,

Nash comes in and holds UT in the armbar, Undertaker reverses it and

hits Nash with an Elbow to the head. Nash is staggering; Undertaker

runs against the ropes and nails Nash with a clothesline and Nash to

the outside. Nash comes in and tags Hall but Hall doesn’t want to tag.

But Hall comes in anyway. Scott Hall and UT lock up Hall kicks UT in

the stomach and throws him against the ropes, and nails him with a

forearm. He goes for the cover, 1------2----Kickout. Hall tags in Nash,

Nash comes in and puts Undertaker in a headlock, Undertaker throws hall

against the ropes and hits him with a boot, he goes to tag Kane but

Kane won’t tag in. Nash hits UT from behind with a knee. Nash kicks U

in the stomach and hits him with a elbow to the head. UT falls and Nash

goes for the cover, 1-----2-----Kickout. Nash tags in Hall, Hall comes

in and sets UT for a suplex but UT reveres it and suplexs Hall.

Undertaker gets up and tightens his glove, he pits his hand around Hall

and the crowd cheers, but Nash comes in and clotheslines UT. Hall grabs

UT and German suplexs the Phoneme, and the crowd shakes the Alamo Dome,

1---2----Kickout. Hall tags Nash, Nash comes in and goes for a dropkick

but Undertaker falls backwards into Kane, by accident, Kane falls to

the floor, Kane gets back up and gets on the apron. Undertaker reaches

over for a tag to Kane, but Kane wraps his hand around Undertaker’s

throat and chokeslams him, right into the ring, Hall picks up UT, and

kicks him in the stomach. Hall hits the Outsiders edge and goes for the

cover, 1------2-----3!

The Winners: The Outsiders

(Camera fades to announcing booth)

MR: Why would Kane do that to the UT?

JS: I don’t think Kane wanted to be partners in the first place.

RING ANNOUNCER: The Following match is for the hardcore title, coming

down the isle the hardcore champion, CRUSH!

RING Announcer: And his opponent, Dread!

Dread and Crush lock up, both are trying to push each other into the

cage but neither will budge. Crush kicks Dread in the stomach and ddt’s

him. He goes for the cover, 1---Kickout. Crush picks dread up and body

slams him. Crush picks him up again and tries to throw him into the

cage, but Dread trips him, throwing Crush’s face into the cage. Crush

falls down, and Dread goes for a small package, 1-----2------Kickout.

Dread takes Crush by the hair and throws Crush into the cage. He picks

Crush up again and whips him into the cage AGAIN! He goes for the cover

but decides not to and picks Crush up and goes for another whip into

the ropes but Crush reverses it and throws Dread into the cage, a huge

explosion goes off. Crush takes Dread and trips him and puts him in a

headlock, Crush throws Dread into the cage but as the explosion goes

off, Dread grips the cage and climbs out 4 or 5 explosions go off! But

Dread wins

The Winner: Dread

Ring Announcer: Dread is you’re winner!

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, The Giant Silva

RING Announcer: And his opponent being accompanied by Angie, Bulldog!

They lock up; bulldog with an armbar but Silva reveres it and hits him

with an elbow. Silva runs against the ropes and hits a leg drop. He

picks Bulldog up and throws him really hard against the cage Bulldog

comes back and hits Silva with a clothesline, Silva is staggering,

Bulldog with a dropkick and Silva goes down, bulldog with the cover,

1----2--Kickout. Bulldog with punches to the head, and a dropkick.

Silva falls against the cage. Bulldog tries to climb out of the cage

but Silva grabs him and throws him down. Silva sets up for a chokeslam

and executes it, he runs against the ropes, squishing the ref. He is

starting to climb out of the cage, he is half way out but here comes

Kurgan, and Gloga, the climb up to giant Silva and hit him with a

chair, and he falls off into the ring. Bulldog is starting to get up.

He runs toward the cage, he is half way up ¾ he is out! The bell rings.

The Winner: Bulldog

MR: Well out of nowhere Kurgan and Golga come and attack The Giant

Silva.

JS: Yeah I wonder why, what did the Giant Silva ever do to them?

Ring Announcer: The following match is for the Tag Team championship.

Already in the ring, The Outsiders, and Kabul and Mr. Pogo Jr.

Pogo and Nash lock up, Nash throws pogo against the cage and hits him

with a big boot, but pogo ducks and nails him with a low blow. Pogo

tags in Kabul, Kabul nails Nash with a clothesline, and goes for the

cover, 1----2---kick out. Kabul takes Nash and throws him to the ropes

and goes for a clothesline but Nash ducks and nails him with an elbow.

Nash tags in Hall; hall hits Kabul with an elbow and throws Kabul

against the ropes, and nails him with a knee to the stomach. Hall goes

for the cover, 1---Kickout, Kabul nails Hall out of nowhere with a

lariat, and tags in Pogo Jr. Pogo nails Hall with a kick, and ddt’s

him. Pogo throws hall into the ropes and nails him with a spear, Pogo

snaps and the crowd erupts. Pogo tags in Kabul, Pogo runs toward Hall

and nails him, hall falls to the ground. Pogo climbs to the top of the

cage. Kabul picks Nash and put him on his shoulders. Pogo jumps off and

grabs Nash and ddt’s from Kabul’s shoulders. Pogo goes for the cover,

1-----2-----3.

The Winners: Mr. Pogo Jr. and Kabul

MR: Wow, the first ever SeWF tag team champions, Mr. Pogo Jr. and Kabul!

JS: Well, lets get to the main event.

Ring Announcer: The following match is for the SeWF heavyweight title

and IC title. Already in the ring, the challenger and IC champ, X-Pac!

(Cringe’s music plays) and his opponent, the SeWF Heavyweight champion,

Cringe. X-Pac and Cringe lock up, X-Pac with a whip to the ropes and

nails Cringe with a clothesline. X-Pac throws Cringe to the ropes again

and does a hurrnincunrana. X-Pac goes for the cover,

1------2----Kickout. Cringe puts a sleeper on X-Pac out of nowhere. (2

minutes go by and the ref sees if X-Pac can continue by seeing if his

hand drops 3 times.) X-Pac’s hand drops once, twice, but no, he holds

it up X-Pac using all his energy stands up and throws Cringe into the

cage. Cringe runs toward X-Pac, but only told be nailed with a Inzuguri

kick, X-Pac with kicks to Cringe, and a karate kick and Cringe goes

flying into the cage. X-Pac with a whip, but no, reversal from Cringe,

and Cringe throws X-Pac into the ropes and Cringe nails him with a ddt,

Cringe tries to climb out of the cage, he is ½ way out, but X-Pac pulls

him back and throws him into the ropes and hits him with a dropkick.

X-Pac tries to climb out but Cringe nails him with brass knuckles.

X-Pac is out cold. Cringe climbing out, he is ¾ out, but here come,

GOLGA AND KUGAN! Here they come with chairs, they throw Cringe back in

the ring and they also go in the ring, they nail him numerous times

with chairs, they wake up X-Pac and X-Pac is climbing out, he is ½, ¾

HE’S OUT!

The Winner: X-Pac

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match and new SeWF Heavyweight

champion, X-Pac.

MR: WOW, WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP! Were out of time, thanks for joining us!

JS: Good fight, good night!