MR: Welcome to Tuesday Night fire, we have 2 hardcore matches for you tonight.
JS: Damn straight, these matches are hardcore and are gonna kick ass, well some new stipulations have just been made, if the people in the matches for Tuesday night fire, don’t give the deathmacth type, we pick it!
MR; With that in mind we have just been informed that our first match will be a thumbtack match between asteroid/doomsday and sandman/Taz, and we know that neither of these teams are new to hardcore, lets get to the ring.
(Asteroid and Doomsday are already in the ring)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first the challengers, at a combined weight of 723 pounds, Asteroid and Doomsday. (Enter Sandman plays and the crowd erupts) And their opponents at a combined weight of 656 pounds, Taz and Sandman.
Sandman and Asteroid start it off, Sandman starts off with hits to the head and executes a headlock takedown, which throws Asteroid into the tacks. Asteroid gets up slowly, with tacks stuck in him and throws Sandman against the ropes and nails a HUGE clothesline. He tags in Doomsday, Doomsday steps over the top rope and takes Sandman and throws him against the ropes and Sandman runs into Doomsday’s glove, Doomsday executes a HUGE choke slam, sending Sandman straight into the tacks. Taz comes in and nails Doomsday but it has no effect, Doomsday picks up Taz and choke slams him onto Sandman WHO WAS ON THE TACKS, the ref steps in and tells doomsday to stop but only to have Doomsday chokeslam the ref onto Taz who was on Sandman who was on the tacks! Doomsday is on a rampage; he walks over the top rope, lets out a scream, and exits through the crowd. Asteroid looks puzzled…
MR: Wow, what a match, Doomsday is on a rampage, I wonder what Asteroid thinks of this, can we get a word with him, yes Phil Opar is are new collogue and he is down on the floor with Asteroid.
Phil: Asteroid, what do you think of Doomsday’s outburst.
Asteroid: I think that we are gonna be the most destructive force in professional wrestling, and eventually we will take over this business.
Phil: Back to you Matt and Jeff.
MR: Thanks Phil, lets get to our next match, its gonna be a double hell deathmacth.
Ring Announcer: The following match is the main event, it is for the SeWF IC Championship, (RVD’s music plays and the crowd boos) Coming down the isle, the defender of the SeWF IC Championship, at a weight of 225 pounds, Rob Van Dam. (Kabul’s music hits and the crowd has mixed reactions) And his opponent, at a weight of 275 pounds, Kabul.
Kabul jumps RVD from behind while RVD was pissing off the crowd, Kabul picks him up and kicks him in the stomach and powerbombs him. Kabul tries to throw RVD into the explosive barbed wire but RVD executes a drop toehold and puts a headlock on Kabul. Kabul tries to get up but RVD flips him down still with the headlock on, finally after 2 minutes Kabul gathers his energy and slowly over powers RVD and stands up and whips RVD into the barbed wire and a huge explosion goes off. RVD gets thrown into the ropes 2 more times, the ref calls the match off, Kabul whips him into the ropes again, the ref tells him to stop but Kabul powerbombs the ref onto the explosives on the outside of the ring. Kabul takes RVD and powerbombs him onto the explosives on the outside of the ring, here come SANDMAN and TAZ and attack Kabul.
MR: Sorry but we gotta go, remember the ppv on Friday!
JS: Good fight, goodnight!