Pennzoil Commercial Script

Characters:

George Jones: himself

Guillermo Garcia: himself

a cow: Mr. Pennzoil

pennzoil: it's wonderful self!!!!

(Guillermo Garcia is sitting on a stool milking a cow in a barn. City Boy George Jones walks in)

GJ: Hey Guillermo, what's going on here?

GG: Nothin' much.... just milking my cow, Mr. Pennzoil.

GJ: Mr. Pennzoil? Why did you name your cow after the greatest motor oil on the market today? (GJ winks at the camera)

GG: Well it's simple. Mr. Penzzoil doesn't make milk, he makes Pennzoil!! Here, have some!! (pours some pennzoil into a cup and hands it to GJ. GJ drinks)

GJ: WOW!! This is great!! Especially for motor oil!! But it feels kind of funny going down....

GG: Don't worry about that, that's just the 12 active lubricants of Penzzoil. If Pennzoil can lubricate George Jones so well, just thik of what it can do for your car!!

GJ: Yeah, and I feel great after drinking it!! (Starts to twitch and falls to the ground convulsing)

Narrator's voice: Buy Pennzoil!

GJ: (thumbs up) Works good tastes GREAT!! (takes a drink and falls down to the ground shaking)

This Cow's Headed for Greatness!!