Dodgers, no reason to brag

HOUSTON - "The Los Angelas Dodgers are showing off too much, in more than one way!" claims Houston Astros coach and GM Erik Elden. He is referring to the Dodgers new sponsership contract with Fruit of the Loom as after every game Dodger players walk about in the lockerroom wearing assorted Fruit of the Loom apparel for interviews.

"ITS REVOLTING! Thats all I need to see when I turn it on ESPN! Another dodger player walking around with just his underwear on!"

"As for Pennzoil and Jeff Bagwell, I believe he was forced by Logan Gilson into saying it. Bagwell loves Houston and his mind is being warped by his new underwear!"

Erik is also referring to the Dodgers bragging about them being the best team in the league. "They'll get theirs in the playoffs. As recent history has shown, NL teams aren't too good when they hit the World Series. That will all change next year when the Astros are kicking dirt in the faces of all the teams."