HOUSTON - The Houston Astros are looking for an experienced and good second 
baseman. They are reported to trade a pitcher in return if they must. Also, 
reports say that the struggling Shane Reynolds may be dealt, but they must 
receive a top notch 2B in return. No descent 2B's and a few add-ons...
they want a great second baseman in return. Their struggling offense has 
been the downpoint for the Astros. The only way they are staying alive is 
due to their pitching from Kerry Wood and Ishmael Valdes.

Also, painted on the side of one of the downtown broken down buildings 
was: "ASS-TROS SUCK". Houston Astros management immediately painted over 
the spray painting.