| It’s
time, for you all to come aboard the Pain TRAIN! Okay, so I used it again
for the second week, I like it. Well it’s been a complete week of wrestling
and entertainment, and we’ve seen a lot for another big week of pro wrestling.
This week’s column will include RAW/Nitro thoughts from last week, thoughts
on tonight’s explosive RAW, and average Nitro, thoughts on Summerslam,
Road Wild predictions, the failed gimmick of the week, and to wrap it all
up, Poll Results from last week and a new poll for this week.
Well
RAW started off unusually without a Corporate Minstry, or Stone Cold Steve
Austin interview, or not even a Shane McMahon interview. That was pretty
good to see. The Acolytes once again pummel Hardcore Holly, how many times
do we have to see this? Yeah sure we now know he’s a Big Shot, or is he?
More like a mental hospital escapee. Who in their right mind, even if they
were a "Big Shot" would be dumb enough to walk on down to the ringside
and step in a ring with two massive looking guys like Farooq and Bradshaw
standing inside, wanting blood? The Blood Math match was pretty lame, since
these guys could of easily ran over dumped the bucket over their opponent
and then pound away at the guy. But, ah well WWF wnted to set up the angle
with Christian rejoining Edge, so I guess it was the right match in the
long run. Maybe if they were to do it again, maybe have the bucket full
of "blood" on a chain or something and make them climb a ladder, or maybe
have to go to a certain place in the building to get the bucket. Make them
work! It looks as though the McMahon-Austin feud has been put on the back
burner for now, but how long will that last? How long can the Shane-Test
feud go on. It seems as thought Vince McMahon stepping out of the spotlight,
has been a small test for Shane McMahon to see how he can conduct himself
as the lead man in the company, for a certain amount of time. So the WWF
has decided to put Road Dogg beside the Big Red Machine, Kane. I guess
it’ll work since are majorly over with the crowd, but honestly, I’d rather
see both of these guys in singles action. Road Dogg wasn’t too bad of a
Hard Core champ awhile back, and from the official RAW preview for tonight,
it states Road Dogg Vs. Bossman for the Hardcore strap. Will we see him
with the title? Maybe so. Finally, D-Lo Brown gets the Intercontinental
Title. I like Jarrett, but I don’t really think he’s the best man for the
IC title, maybe the European title, to give it a boost in prestige. Another
guy that could probably use the IC title to get a bit more recognition
would be Test. He’s a pretty solid wrestler, one of the biggest men to
try the elbow drop from the top, and he wasn’t too bad on the mic, in the
confrontation with Shane McMahon. Hopefully once his Mean Street Posse
feud is over, he can make a solid run at the IC title. Main event of RAW
last week, another match between Undertaker and Austin. I read that Austin
was turning down opponents. One that was brought up was Bad Ass Billy Gunn.
I’ll admit Austin is way over than anybody else in the locker room, but
he has to remember, that people have given him breaks. Look back to when
Austin was just getting into the Stone Cold persona, and he wrestled Bret
Hart at Wrestlemania 13, possibly the biggest match of the Stone
Cold career, since that was the defining match that put him over as a strong
tough man when he refused to tap out of the Sharpshooter, and ended up
passing out in the middle of the ring due to the pain and blood loss. Maybe
a match against Austin would help excel Billy Gunn to that next level,
allow him to jump the next hurdle into main event status. Another thing
is, look at The Rock, he has put Triple H over, and now will most likely
put Billy Gunn over at Summerslam, yet Austin refuses to even work a match
in the main event of a RAW, that he’d most likely win? That’s a pretty
selfish act.
Now
Nitro, another average show put on by the WCW. We finally got to see Stevie
Ray and Booker T in the same corner as Harlem Heat. Maybe now, we can finally
put some competition back into the Tag Team division, since WCW is unwilling
to push The Rednecks that way, and the only real recognized team is Benoit
and Saturn, which seems to be splitting up, since Benoit is on a quest
for the WCW United States title. Once, one of the most prestigious titles
in wrestling, now just a piece of tin paraded around on any Joe Blow’s
waist. Well Scott Hudson stay as play by play announcer for Nitro is over.
Tonight we’ll see the single most terrible play by play announcer in the
history of our sport, Tony Shiavone, back behind the mic. Main event of
last Nitro, Sid and Rick Steiner Vs. Goldberg and Sting?! Since when is
Rick Steiner even close to being a main event wrestler? The guy was only
used because he’s a heel, that can get crowd heat, pretty dumb match ends
with a nice little set up with Hogan saving Sting and Goldberg, but then
being power bombed through the announcer’s table for his efforts, by Kevin
Nash. I’m actually surprised Hogan would dare take a bump like that, we
know how old and fragile he is, and we all know he rarely likes to leave
his feet in matches.
Well,
now that I’ve covered my thoughts on last week’s shows, let’s talk about
tonight’s most anticipated RAW, and the most likely average Nitro. RAW
has been said to contain, Jesse Ventura, Chris Jericho, Mick Foley, Stevie
Richards and Shawn Michaels possibly, and in attendance, Snoop Dogg, and
the Smashing Pumpkins, as well as the count down to the WWF Millennium.
It’s pretty much guaranteed that Jericho has to do with the WWF Millennium
tonight, but how will he play a factor in it? The WWF has been known for
great surprises, but they have had some pretty silly ones too. How will
they pass this off to the fans, that it will light the arena up and have
the fans on the internet talking about it? This is one thing I am definitely
looking forward too. Also, how will Jesse Ventura play a factor in tonight’s
broadcast? What will Foley be doing? Also if they are there, what will
Stevie Richards and Shawn Michaels do on camera as well? I don’t have the
slightest idea, but I would go as far to say that RAW may have record ratings
tonight.
Nitro,
well what can you say, you really never know what WCW is going to do. Chad
Brock is going to be there to sing some of his Country songs live, watch
WCW have Brock come out at 9pm, just as RAW starts "thinking" that Brock
will bring in ratings. Know what would be even scarier? If he did. Supposedly
Curt Hennig is going to play a part in Brock’s appearance tonight. What
can we see from Hennig? Tony Shiavone is going to be back in the announcer’s
driver seat so get ready for random chatting between Heenan and Shiavone
during the matches.
Now
Summerslam, it’s shaping up to be one hell of a pay-per-view. Triple H
Vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin for the title. I’m hoping and praying that
this is Triple H’s time in the spotlight, and indeed it might be. Will
Jesse Ventura play that much of an effect in this match as everyone thinks?
No one knows the exact figure he’s getting for this appearance, but we
all know it must be enough, more than enough actually. There was talk of
canceling the Women’s championship match, but now it seems to be back on.
Tori was on Sunday Night Heat, and was in great shape, and was doing pretty
well, but how will she do against the Women’s Champ, Ivory. Next week I’ll
have my complete predictions to the WWF Summer sizzler, SummerSlam.
Well,
in 6 days, WCW will be putting on their August pay-per-view, Road Wild.
(Why do I have to have the crap pay-per-view during my birthday month?)
Anyway, here’s my predictions for the matches that I have seen advertised.
Kevin
Nash Vs. Hollywood Hogan - WCW World title match. - This match has no real
point, because it’s pretty well written in stone, that Bret Hart Vs. Hollywood
Hogan for the World title is going down in the fall of 1999. But WCW has
to fill their pay-per-views with matches, so I guess this would be a pretty
decent match if Hogan was willing to take a beating, and it was all dominated
by him. I see Hogan walking away with the title quite easily. Sting Vs.
Sid - I’m actually kind of looking forward to this match. I like both guys
in here, but I wouldn’t go as far as to say that this match will be a stellar
match or even near five star quality. I’d say that in the end we’ll probably
be seeing Sting with his hand raised in victory, due to some kind of interference.
Rick
Steiner Vs. Goldberg - So WCW’s basic explanation for Goldberg being off
was to take time off and get some new knee pads? Anyway, this will probably
be the usual Goldberg domination match, but it would be a great way to
set up a feud between Scott Steiner and Goldberg, if Scott is now able
to wrestle. I haven’t heard anything on him as of late. Prediction for
this match would have to be a domination style victory for Goldberg.
Dennis
Rodman Vs. Randy Savage - The Adult Entertainers match. Wow, on WCW Nitro
last week their whole interview was foul language and adult material, and
WCW claims to be PG 13? Go figure. Rodman has wrestled in WCW before, but
before he was against Diamond Dallas Page, a guy that is understanding
and would work the match. Savage, I wouldn’t be surprised if he snapped
and went wild on Rodman. Rodman may be 6’10 or whatever, but Savage is
one real crazy nut, and there seems to be a bit of animosity between the
two. Prediction, Randy Savage with help from the Hummer Driver.
Bagwell
Vs. The Cat - I don’t really care who wins this one, I don’t like either
guy. I actually hope that their backstage heat breaks out to the ring,
and the two just go wild on each other, so we can all see the reality of
WCW behind the scenes.
Kanyon
and BBB Vs. Harlem Heat - Tag title match - Well this should be a pretty
normal match. If DDP is ringside, expect a lot of interference on his behalf.
I seriously am hoping Harlem Heat wins, maybe they can bring back Sensational
Sherry as their manager/valet, if WCW and her are on good terms, which
I’m not too sure about. There will probably be more matches added, most
likely a US title defense by David Flair against Benoit. I’ve heard DDP
will receive the title off of David, but I highly doubt that after last
week’s video package all about the US title and David Flair.
It’s
time for the Failed Gimmick of the Week. I brought this section into Pain
Tolerance, you the readers liked it, so decided to make it a weekly part
of the column. So, now this week’s Failed Gimmick of the Week has to be
Randy Savage announcing the Hummer Driver will be at ringside at Road Wild.
This one is pretty self explanatory. Do I care about the Hummer Driver?
Do you? Does anyone? No. The reason I don’t is pretty simple. Kevin Nash
got banged up by the Hummer one week before Great American Bash. He goes
into Great American Bash defending against Savage. At the end of the pay-per-view,
he ended up winning. So the hummer didn’t stop him, so why is WCW making
such a big deal about it? It’s a use less story line that died the night
of Great American Bash. Then WCW puts Sting up against Nash, and we see
the fake sting in the hummer, and then now Savage says he is going to reveal
the REAL driver. Who cares?!
Now
onto the poll. For last week’s poll, I got another tremendous amount of
feedback, and I’d like to thank every single person that took the time
to e-mail me your choices. Here are a few of your responses
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SURVIVOR
SERIES...Its the best, its got 8 man tags with the top talents facing each
other, in matches you may never see, like maybe val venis, godfather, cristian,
and edge. taking on Jarrett, Gangrel, Droz and Prince Albert, sure you
see them fight in singles but when would you ever see the team of Jarrett
I posted fight together, this is where you get to make a dream team, one
time only. hell man in the 8 man tags in the past we say some great’s,
I've always looked forward to the SURVIVER SERIES, until last year with
the tournament, that's not a Surviver Series, that's a kotr, or backlash
type of matches, I've looked forward to the 8 man elimination matches those
have been, and always will be my favorite matches, I loved the Harts, taking
on HBK and the knights of the squared circle.
Favorite
gimmick match, hmmm, so many to choose from, lets see, i liked the hell
in the cell, battle royals, strap matches, but my favorite would have to
be, Iron Man...Look I know their was only one and Bret was screwed out
of it, as like always, but him and shawn put on one hell of a show, just
wish Bret had one it...any way, why did I choose this because well, it
shows who is the best, who has the stamina to pull off a match like this,
I would just like to see Jericho and Edge in this type of match to see
who the best of the are, and I think they too could put on a great iron
man match...
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Favorite
gimmick pay-per-view: I've got to say my favorite gimmick pay-per-view
has and will always be the Survivor Series. Every time they have one, all
the big angles get played out, and most everyone on the roster gets to
wrestle. I really look back in the day when they didn't need a World's
Title match as a main event for it, but having the All Americans face the
Foreign Fanatics was enough. It didn't matter that the title wasn't
going to change hands. It also lets wrestlers that weren't getting
a good push get some good recognition. Like when HBK super kicked Diesel
and Diesel turned face. The next day, Diesel was the World's Champ. It
really is good for the wrestler's careers and is always an exciting card
to watch.
Favorite
type of gimmick match: My favorite gimmick match is by far the one that
was left out of the list. THE LADDER MATCH! Almost every time they have
one, the match is the best of that month if not the year. They can always
put so much drama into it when they have one of the wrestlers an inch away
from the belt and then the other guy pushes him off the ladder. HBK was
probably the man who was the best at them, but everyone I have seen, whoever
was in it, I wanted to see again. They always make angles better and are
always exciting to watch.
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Well,
that’s it for last week’s poll, now for this week’s poll. "WCW has been
going around saying Sid is the millennium man, and now the WWF is about
to debut their own Millennium, but who do you think is the next superstar
or legend in prowrestling?" Just a note, some of you are just sending me
your picks with no reasons, I appreciate the feedback, but it would be
better if you all would send in the reasons as to why you chose that certain
thing.
Also,
here’s another quick poll for you the readers. Pain Tolerance, has been
growing a bit more popular as of late, and I have been contemplating whether
or not to go to two columns per week. The second Pain Tolerance would be
posted most likely on Thursdays if I did it. So, I would like to hear all
your feedback on whether you would like Pain Tolerance to keep to the one
column per week, or expand to two. Include this response in the weekly
poll response.
Send
your choices to [email protected] have a nice night everyone and thanks
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