JR - Good evening Ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another exciting evening of BWF Wednesday Warfare. I'm Jim Ross and joining me is Jerry "The King" Lawler. We are coming to you from the sold out UTC Arena in Chatanooga, Tennessee. What a night we have for you tonight!
Lawler - You can say that again JR! Hey is it right that Mary is wrestling tonight?
JR - Yes she is King, and Lorealei is ready for her. Speaking of Lorealei and Mary! Here comes Lorealei with the women's belt, and the Undertaker! Oh my, I think Mary is in for it. Now here comes Mary, and King Diamond and Manson are with her!
Lawler - It looks like we could be seeing some action outsode if the ring too!
JR - Look here comes Jayda!
Lawler - What is she doing here!
JR - I guess she wants to know that the Women's belt stays with Lorealei and the Thorns. Jayda is standing next to the Undertaker, as Lorealei and Mary are locking up in the ring. Mary whips Lorealei into the ropes and Lorealei bounces off of the ropes and Diamond grabs her ankle. Lorealei drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. She is going after Diamond!
Lawler - *ha ha* figures! Lorealei wants all of them!
JR - Wait! Jayda and Undertaker are moving around the opposite way of the ring and Lorealei sees this. Lorealei has gotten back into the ring, just before being counted out. Jayda and Undertaker are making Diamond and Manson return to the back!
Lawler - What do they think they are doing!
JR - They are making sure that Lorealei has a fair fight. Lorealei is now circling Mary and she bounces off the ropes and hits Mary with a clothesline! Mary is down! Lorealei has now hit Mary in the throat with her fist!
Lawler - She can't do that!
JR - Yes she can, King. This is a no holds barred match. They can do anything to each other, basically. Mary is down and holding her throat. Lorealei is now applying a choke hold. Now she is applying a sleeper. The ref is going over to check Mary. He drops her hand once....twice....Mary has tapped out. Lorealei has won the match! Lorealei is STILL Women's Champion!
Lawler - Hey JR, what did Undertaker and Jayda do with Diamond and Manson?
JR - I don't know, but we will probably find out! Ladies and Gentlemen it looks like Undertaker, Lorealei, Jayda, and the Thorns still have a belt. We'll have to see how it will remain. Our next match is Against Edge and Topaz.
Lawler - Now there is a match up! To loonies! How Undertaker could have Topaz following him!
JR - Well I don't know King, I think he might have been talking to Jayda and...
Lawler - *listening to someone talking into his headphones* What! They DID WHAT! JR I can't believe it! The security in the back has found Diamond and Manson, and they have been marked! They now hold the Mark of the Blackrose! Is Jayda insane?!
JR - I think it's a warning that Jayda is trying to give, for those who won't listen. Well Ladies and Gentlemen, it looks like Diamond and Manson have fallen victim to Jayda's branding, with the Undertaker's help. In the ring we have Edge against Topaz and Topaz has been showing the upper hand through this whole match. Edge has shown some good moves, but it has all been Topaz. Topaz has now gotten Edge in the Death Hold!
Lawler - Come on Edge! I don't want to see another tap out
JR - The Ref is checking on Edge, he already has one....there is two......Edge has tapped out!
Lawler - What is it tonight! Two matches with Tap outs? This is outrageous!
JR - well Let's just hope that the other matches are more action packed!
Lawler - What about Diamond and Manson! What Jayda has done to them. I know they are going to make her and the Undertaker pay for this!
JR - I don't know King. Ladies and gentlemen coming down to the ring now with Jayda, is the Big Black Machine. KING! Chris Davison is waiting for him in the ring already.
Lawler - Watch out for Jayda, Chris!!
JR - Jayda is whispering into King's ear and showing him something. He is shaking his head and getting into the ring,
Lawler - What did she show him, JR?
JR - I don't know! But it looks like the Big Black Machine didn't want her to use it! Ladies and Gentlemen, King has gotten into the ring and Chris has hit him with a big blow to the chest several times and he whips King into the ropes. The Big Black Machine bounces off the ropes and Davison hooks his arm and throws him down onto the mat.
Lawler - *ha ha ha* There you go, you big black r.....
JR - *interrupting* I would be careful, King or you will find yourself with the Mark of the Blackrose! Davison now trying to get the best of King, but King is getting back to his feet with help from Jayda's encouragement. King then scoops up Davison and slams him down onto the matt. now he is getting Davison to his feet and Oh my GOD! It's the Weapon X! Davison is not moving. King goes in for the cover! 1...2...3! The Big Black Machine has Won the match! King is joining Jayda and they walk back to the back together
Lawler - Figures! I would like to see a match where someone from the Thorns doesn't win!
JR - Well Jayda is the one who is behind the Thorns. She is the Conscience of the BWF! She knows what she is doing!
Lawler - Knows what she is doing?! JR, she is branding people!
JR - Ladies and gentlemen our next match of for the Men's Tag Team Belts. Mangus and Shamrock are making their way to the ring. as they get into the ring. Undertaker and Kane with Bearer and Gabrielle are making their way to the ring.
Lawler - What the! Why is Gabrielle coming out, when Kane has Bearer here! Gabrielle should be out looking for Katarina. That shows you her gratitude!
JR - Would you STOP! You aren't being very supportive. Ladies and gentlemen, Kane and Magnus are going at it first. Magnus is showing the upper hand trying to topple the Big Red Machine, but he is having a hard time! Magnus whips Kane into the turnbuckle, right near Shamrock. Shamrock grabs Kane's arms and Magnus is punching his stomach. the ref has broken them up, as Mangus tags Shamrock. Kane is trying to get to the Phenom, but he can't. Shamrock grabs Kane and get's him to his feet and whips Kane into the ropes. Kane bounces on the ropes and grabs to rope and moves towards the Undertaker and tags him in. Undertaker and Kane trades places and Shamrock stares at the Phenom. Undertaker grabs Shamrock and lifts him over his head with both hands. he is choking Shamrock. the ref makes Undertaker let go and then turns towards the ref and gets him away. Shamrock has snapped and Magnis has given him a chair.
Lawler - *ha ha* They don't call him the World's Most Dangerous Man for nothing!
JR - As the Phenom is moving around the ring telling the ref to back off, Shamrock has hit the Undertaker in the back. Undertaker turns and grabs Shamrock by the throat and CHOKESLAM! The phenom has now turned to Kane and has tagged him and the Phenom is setting Shamrock up for a tombstone. Kane is climbing the turnbuckle and OH MY GOD! They have done a SPIKED TOMBSTONE! Kane is going for the cover as Magnus jumps in and tries to get to Kane, but the Undertaker has stoppped him and chokeslammed him. The ref is going for the count 1...2...3! Undertaker and Kane are STILL BWF Tag Team Champions!
Lawler - NO!
JR - Ladies and gentlemen, I guess Jayda is right of what she has said about her and her brothers being the ones of pure darkness and brimstone! Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Join us Sunday in West Virgina for Sunday Heat.