Advice
            1.don't wear the t - shirt of the band you are going to go see..
                  2.don't try and piss in the dark
                  3.never listen to britney spears
                  4.listen to johnny cash
                  5.try not to laugh at retarded people...even when they wet themselves.
                  6.pee off the grand canyon.
                  7.don't join the military
                  8.tell a really pretty girl she is U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi
                  9.then try to ask her out.
                10.don't drink cheap coffee
                11.don't drink cheap vodka
                12.eat little chocalate donuts
                13.take wicked diggas
                14.never take cookies from any dirty people in tijuana
                15.don't loose you friends in tijuana when drunk
                16.do something random everyday
                17.always fear the worse... and then you will be prepared for it.
                18.go to a rock concert
                19.just say no
                20.you can't drink a fat girl skinny.
                21.10 million dollars can buy alot of therapy.
                23.make sure if you bid on ebay the preson has a good feedback
                24.do the axel rose dance of death.
                25.do the sebastian bach squat of terror
   
                      more advice to come!!