hiya!! im Bob the 12 fingered homosexual
                                             that has answer for every question possilble!! impossible?
                                             no silly not impossible!!! just ask me!!!!!! hehhehe

    Q: Bob i have this really bad rash.. down there you know....and well whjat should i do?? -Billy
    A: well Billy.... cute name first off... and well i thinkyou should rub nice powder down there.... 
like Gold Bond® or something of that nature... and let air to it ALOT...silly, Billy!!
    Q: Bob, how did you get your extra fingers?? - Mary
    A: Well Mary you shouldn't me such personal questions, but.. i was in genetic accident...
i will leave it at that.
      
    Q: im gay ... Bob.. and well i was wondering if i can catch worms by having sex with another 
 homosexual? -Earl
    A: oh you silly man!!!! of course you can!!
   Q: what do you recommend in  sexual positions? - Joe
   A: Me on top!!!! hehehe 
    
  Q: what can you do about herpes bob? - eric
  A: not sleep with me silly!! i don't want herpes!! thats one thing that last longer than love!
 
  Q: how much do brandonius and lil davey pay you? -mike
  A: mmm... good question.... well that bastard dave told me he loveed me!!!!
  Q: what should i wear with brown jacket? - Sally
  A: you own a brown jacket??? omg... throw it away girlfriend