WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS
You want = You Want
We Need = I Want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be clear now
Do What You Want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...Go ahead = I don't want to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset
You're so... Manly = You need to shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about?
I'm not emotional!!! = I have my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
The kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
Hang the picture there = No! Hang it there
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and watch the ball
game
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk her until
she goes to sleep?
I'm not yelling!= Yes I'm yelling because I think this is important


                       THE ANSWER TO "WHATS WRONG?"

The same old thing = Nothing>Nothing = Everything
Everything = I have PMS
Nothing, really = Its just that you're such an asshole
I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm building up steam