Ok, here's a list of acronyms. (Forgot the source, however.) ACURA Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile Automobile Causes Unusual Road Accidents All Cars Usually Require Adjustment Any Child Understands Real Automobiles Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym? AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence All Users Die Inside BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Waste Big Money Works Blasphemous Motorized Wreck Born Moderately Wealthy. Break My Windows Broken Money Waster Broken Monstrous Wonder Brutal Money Waster Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Big Money Waster Blasphemized Motorized Wreck Bastard Money Wielders BUICK Big Ugly Import Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean CAMARO Can't America Make A Real One? CHEVROLET Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips. Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time CHEVY Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet Crummy Heaps Eat Valves Yearly CHRYSLER Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's CITROEN Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters DODGE Dying Garbage Emitter Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere DATSUN Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips FIAT Failure in Automotive Technology Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Fix It Again Tony Fix It All the Time FORD First On Recall Day Fix Or Repair Daily Found on road dead Found Off Road Dead Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot F*#@ing Old Rebuilt Dodge GMC Garage Man's Companion Generally Mediocre Cars Got More Crap Got Mechanic Coming GTO Get Tires Out HONDA Helping Out Nips Destroying America How Odd - No Damn Acceleration Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile HYUNDAI How Your Usual Nitwit Drives An Import IROC Idiot Riding on Credit It's Really Only a Camaro JEEP Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole. Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts Jumps Everything Ever Parked LOTUS Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious MAZDA Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly Making A Zillion Dollars Annually MOPAR Mostly Old Parts And Rust Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'! NISSAN Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon OLDSMOBILE Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday PINTO Put In New Transmission Often PLYMOUTH Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood! PONTIAC Pile Of Nuts Thrown In A Can Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac PORSCHE Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough RENAULT Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash SAAB Swedish Automobile - Always Broken SUBARU Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium TOYOTA Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All TRIUMPH The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily VW Very Worthless STP Stop Those Pistons. Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster? A: A tow truck. Q: What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo? A: Passengers. Q: Why does a Yugo have a heated rear window? A: So you hands won't get cold while you're pushing it. I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, because it won't". Q: How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour? A: Push it over a cliff. Q: How do you double the value of your Yugo? A: Fill it with gas. A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "OK. Sounds like a fair trade."