Of course. They think all the computer hackers can't get a date.

Instant fix:        gcc date.c -o date

All the way:        gcc --entry
For orgasm:         gcc -O
Even better:        gcc -O2
Cruel:              gcc -Wall
For old hackers:    gcc -fno-strength-reduce
Transvestite:       gcc -Wconversion
With toy:           gcc -pipe
Man on top:         gcc -traditional
In restroom:        gcc -quiet
Explain how:        gcc --verbose
With drugs:         gcc --user-dependencies
Don't move:         gcc -static
At Microsoft:       gcc -shared
Side-by-side:       gcc --profile
Mouth first:        gcc --preprocess
Before drugs:       gcc --prefix
With disease:       gcc --no-warnings
With vibrator:      gcc --machine
Foreigner:          gcc --language
With chains:        gcc --force-link
With AIDS:          gcc --extra-warnings
Analism:            gcc --dump
Remove lice 1st:    gcc --debug
Talk about date:    gcc --comments
Take control:       gcc --assert