This is a compilation of gothic pick-up lines, as reported by the readers of the alt.gothic news group.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Do you think I could borrow that dress bustier sometime?
I found this lace glove rosary etc... on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that!
So, are you a catholic?
So, are you a satanist?
So, are you a goth?
How do you get your hair to do that?
Can you cut my hair like that?
Oh, yeah, band name is really great. . .I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
You look a lot like. . . Winona Ryder Siouxsie Sioux Morticia Elvira Robert Smith Edward Scissorhands
I keep all of my most important poems and drawings in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
Greetings... [bows deeply, tips hat]. I'm Bob.
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick... And if I don't get one soon, they won't let me pledge... So, if you're not busy, could you come with me to the rush party tonight?? I'd really appreciate it.
What does net.goth mean? Hey, are you, like, into that computer stuff?
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Hi. My name is , and I'm a vampire, but only on alternate Wednesdays.
So you're a girl huh?
Do you like food?
Do you like music?
Shhhhhhhhhh...... Don't tell anyone but I'm a vampire. Shhhhhhh.... No really. and I'm 4000 years old. Really. but now I live in the valley with my mom.
Hey you! You in the black!
Wait...... The Cure.. right?
yeah I know the singer.
I just wanted to tell you I think you dance really well. It's like when you are out there it's like you don't care what anybody thinks.
Are you gay?
Don't you hate it when people ask you if you are gay!
Remember when this club was cool....? You know before everyone I used to hang out with like got jobs or moved out of their parents' house?
Worship me!
what lovely eyes you have... I used to have some just like them.
Aren't you insert gothic-y singer here?
Didn't I go to your funeral?
Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?
Have you heard of this band before?
Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. May I interrupt your reverie?
Hi, aren't you insert any ficticious name here?
Did you know you look just like Clint Ruin
If your cheekbones were any higher they'd need warning lights.
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and f**k you up and down.
Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
I'm bored. Entertain me and I'll buy you a beer.
Blow me if I'm wrong, but you wanna f**k me.
That's a fabulous black corsett and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on the floor next to my bed.
Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It's black...
Are you here alone or am I going to have to kill someone to win your affection?
Say something to scare me.
I wanted to get your name before one of us dies.
Hi, my name's , what's yours?
You're a cadet, right? what the hell are you doing here? I didn't know any of you had lifes....
Do you think it's too forward to ask for someone's phone number in a insert odd place here?
Hey, I'm looking for a second girlfriend. How about you?
Know any places to buy Absinthe around here?
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
I bet you don't own a CD player, either.
Hey, do you know Joe Radio?
Hello
Didn't I see you here last week?
Want a drink? I brewed it myself.
You know, I always though you deserved better [than your ex]
Do you know how to turn on the lights of a mercury?
Did you know that you have enough tissue on the inside of your lungs to wallpaper the entire room?
I love your hair, it's black as tires.......
Should I buy you a beer now, or wait until after we f**k??
Would you like to see my vasectomy scar?
Didn't we meet in a previous life?
Is that blood or wine that your having?
Can I bum a clove?
Is that a rat on your shoulder, or are you just glad to see me?
Are you male or female???
Are those nails piercings tattoos fangs real or are they fake?
Do you have anything else
Once you go black, you never come back...
Do you want to see my stone collection
Roses are red, tulips are not, do you wanna go home with me and f**k?
I am lost here, will you help me out
It isnt very good in the dark dark wood
Why don't we go somewhere where you and I can talk?
I think you should take me somewhere
I'm really sorry for staring at you. But I just got back from the Bahamas...
You must all be sisters, right?
You have the academic look that I lust after.
Nice scalp, wanna f**k?
What? Do you want one of us to come over there and bite you or something?
I thought you looked familiar, are you the singer from Curve?
I'm not even drunk and I still think you're beautiful.
Nice boots... Are you a net.goth?
You really can do a cartwheel.
Hey baby, your coffin or mine?
Is that a bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey boy, is that a bat under your cape, or are you just happy to see me?
Who's been nailing your coffin?
Smile if you want to f**k me.
black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?
Nice boots shoes hair scalp piercings tattoos car boat spacecraft wanna f**k?
I fancy your neck.
That's a nice neck - mind if I bite it??
We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.
Hey babe, whats with the teardrop thing?
By the way, are you 23?
Would you mind very much if I burned out your eyes with a laser?
Shall we go back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?
Excuse me, young lady. Could I ask you, were we tortured and then burned at the stake as Agnostic Cathar Heretics by the Spanish Inquisition during intimately linked previous lives in the early 12th century?
I just wanted to tell you I love the way you dance.
So, are you ever going to talk to me, or were you just going to continue to stare?
Hi. Are you cute?
If you swoon at my booted feet, I'll buy you a drink
Hey, is that a really long black liner in your pocket or do you carry your own brand of black current all of the time?
What do you think of me? Because I know I want to kiss you right now.
Are you here alone, or will someone have to retain your affections over my dead body?
If I don't speak to you now, Tamara will break both of my legs!
Hi. I like you. I have money. Come home with me.
Nice boots, wanna meaningful relationship?
You sure move fast for a little boy girl
Go out with me or I'll kill us both.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
I can't believe you have a girlfriend boyfriend you seem so complete by yourself. Plus you seem to intense for anyone to handle, except maybe me.
Can I have your belt? It is for my collection...
You should come home with me. We match.
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
Hey! You two are pretty hot for a couple of dead chicks!
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
if i was going to sleep with a heroin addict it would definitely be you.
What do you think of the principles of Sacred Geometry with respect to Gothic Architecture?
No, no, no... what's your real name?
Hey, that's a really great costume -- you guys always wear such great costumes.
Your calf muscles fall within acceptable parameters. Wanna f**k?
You have incredible legs... would you mind if I took them home with me?
Why don't we get some ice cream and go to your apartment and read alt.gothic together....?
I can tell you want to do me.
I don't think that I could get to sleep with an elephant gun slug in my chest! Want to go to a insert appropriate meeting place here after this place closes?
You are such a wonderful person that I'd love to hug you all night long.
You're cute. Mind if I use you so I can impress my friends?
Pardon me, but would you mind if I looked down your pants for a sec?
You're not really going to get on that bus, are you?
I know you have a boyfriend, cause I've seen you with him. Anyway, if you spend a day with me, just one whole day with me. I promise that you won't want to go back with him.
The DJ is giving a free cd to the first man coming to the booth wearing a bra and I couldn't think of another way to start talking to you...
That coffin looks cool - mind if I f**k you on top of it?
Are you neurotic, too?
I was afraid to talk to you because I think you're incredibly beautiful.
Excuse me, but your veil is caught in my handcuffs...
Hey, would you like to dance??
I want to scale you.
Oh come on, I was high, he was drunk and I'm a slut. It doesn't mean I don't like you.(oh, how true it is...)
I know I have only known you for about � an hour, but can I stick my hands down your pants anyway?"
I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself
You could be the 3rd love in my life.
'cause 1st I'm in love with myself, 2nd I'm in love with alcohol 3rd could be you. You could even work your way up to 2nd place, when my bottle's empty.
Some people you just have to f**k.
I'll make you famous.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How well can you play dead?
Nice boots...wanna lick my nutty buddy?
You wanna have wild, sweaty sex? Would you mind holding still while I do?
What's a nice goth like you doing in a place like this