On Day 3, Let's See What Grandma Is Doing!
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
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Grandma got run
over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
She'd been
drinking too much eggnog
And we begged her not to go
But she forgot her medication
As she staggered out the door into the snow
When we found
her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoofprints on her forehead
And incriminating Claus-marks down her back
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Now the goose is
on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig
It's not
Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back
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Now we're all so
proud of Grandpa
He's been taking it so well
See him in there watching football
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel
I've warned all
our friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
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