(Da Pimp walks to the ring holding two hoes while the rest follow him. Some really cheesey music is playing.)

Smiley: And entering next, is everyone's favorite fowl, Flaming Duck!!!

(Flaming Duck walks in to gunshots and explosions.)

Unknown: And entering last, is the dopester, Shaggy!!!!!!!

(Shaggy walks in and walks to the ring, with ICP playing in the background.)

Smiley: There's the bell, and here we go. Da Pimp goes for Shaggy. Shaggy dodges and trips Da Pimp.

Unknown: That's got to be embarrassing. Shaggy is standing over Da Pimp laughing.

Smiley: I wouldn't have done that, Flaming Duck walks over and performs a belly-to-back suplex.

Unknown: Da Pimp is back up and hits Flaming Duck in the back. Flaming Duck turns around and kicks him in the stomach.

Smiley: Shaggy gets up and performs a double clothesline on both the dumbasses. Shaggy taunts them and turns to the crowd.

Unknown: Flaming Duck does a roll-over pin. 1....2...close but no cigar.

Smiley: Flaming Duck gets him up and throws Shaggy into the ropes. He runs against the ropes and performs a DUCK SHOT!!!!

Unknown: Da Pimp brings Duck to the tope rope and tries for a Pimpin' IS Easy, but Flaming Duck pushes him off, and Flaming Duck does a Butt Bomb off the top.

Smiley: Flaming Duck gets Pimp up. Shaggy is still out. Duck throws Pimp off the ropes, goes off the opposite ropes, and performs another DUCK SHOT!!!!!

Unknown: That should be it.

Smiley: No shit, Sherlock! Both the fuckers are out!!! Duck with a pin on Pimp. 1....2.....3!!!!!! And Duck wins!!!!!

WINNER: Flaming Duck

MEXICAN TITLE
Commish Unknown: Welcome to tonight's fight. This match is the stupidest match that we have ever had. Turd Minion is the only one that roleplayed and this will really suck, won't you say Pharoah?

Pharoah: Yes, this is the dumbest fight ever. Baca is walking out now with no music!!!

Commish: That is pathetic, but wait!!!!! Turd Minion runs and hits Baca in the head with a chair, then throws him in the ring and pins him.

Pharoah: The ref says.. 1... 2.... 3!!! The winner of this match is Turd Minion and Baca is stuck with the Mexican belt, as usual!

Commish: Baca is Mexican and he has a Mexican belt!! They fit together perfectly wouldn't you say Pharoah?

Pharoah: That is correct. Baca is stupid and so is the belt.

Winner: Turd Minion (now a Hardcore fighter) Title:BACA
(check champions page for description of Mexican title)

SPECIAL MATCH OF THE MONTH
Hidden: Wow this nights fights really suck. I hope we can turn that around! May I introduce tonights Special Commentators...METALLICA!!!

James: Hey, wuz up! This looks like it will be a good goddamn match!

Lars: So let's start the fukin' fight.

Kirk: Oh my god, Fat Bastard is on the top rope ready to do his move the Fat Splash!!!

Jason: That's gonna leave a mark!!!

Kirk: Unknown looks like he should be dead about now! But, he's gettin' up!

Lars: Here comes Pharoah with a Haymaker followed by a leg drop! Kool!

Jason: Pharoah put a chair under Unknown's head, now, Smiley is attempting to do a Sunset flip, and he pulls it off!!!

James: I think this could be it. Commando runs up and tries a pin, but Unknown gets up with renewed energy and slings Commando out of the fukin' ring!!

Lars: I do believe that Commando is unconscious! He won't be of any help to the fed tonight!

Jason: Well, well, well!!! This fight ain't over yet!!!

Kirk: I think it is over Unknown can't tell his head from his ass! He is staggering all over the mat!

James: Ha Ha!! Here comes Pharoah with a fukin' metal bat, this is gonna hurt!

Kirk: Is that legal?

Jason: Of course, it's a weapons match! Plus even if it wasn't a weapons match you don't try to stop a man with a metal bat!!

Kirk: Oh yeah!!!

Lars: Unknown is not moving!!

James: I think it is done.

Jason: Smiley goes for the pin.

Ref: 1...2...3! The fed wins!!!

Metallica: Awesome fight!! Good night everybody!!!