Unknown: The first match tonight is the Hellfire match. Since Pharoah and Smiley are fighting against Baca, I have a special commentator at the booth with me. Welcome Fat Bastard!!!

Fat Bastard: I feel soooo sexy because I am so fat!!!

Unknown: Yes, we know that. Let's start the match. First, Baca walks out for the last time with, again, no music.

Fat Bastard: He is a moron and he can't tell if he is in Mexico or he is in "Baca land".

Unknown: Now that he is in the cage, wait a minute. That is Unforgiven 2 playing. You know what that means, it's Smiley and Pharoah. These two are great tag members!!!

Fat Bastard: Yes, but they aren't as great as me.

Unknown: Oh, shut the #$%^ up "fat #$%"!!! Now that they are in the cage, they immediately go after Baca and the cage is lit. First, Smiley slings Baca to the ropes and he kicks him and Smiley sets him up for a powerbomb, but Pharoah helps him out and they do a double powerbomb.

Fat Bastard: That one really had to hurt. Now they take Baca and they send him to the turnbuckle and Smiley throws Pharoah to Baca and they squash Baca like a pancake.

Unknown: That one really had to hurt. Now they throw him to the cage and HIS BACK IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Fat Bastard: He rolls in the ring and they stomp the fire out and Baca is not with it. This is very wrong.

Unknown: Now they both run off opposite ropes. They jump, clasp hands, and as they both fall, they drive their elbows into Baca's Chest.

Fat Bastard: Now they're arm-wrestling. And Pharoah, of course, wins.

Unknown: Before they leave to get out of the cage, Smiley and Pharoah take his legs and they give him the splits. Then Pharoah takes his elbow and puts it to Baca's nuts. Then Smiley takes both of Baca's legs and takes his feet and jumps on his nuts. Unknown: Yes they certainly are. Let's take a break. We will be right back after this message from your local sponsor.

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Hidden: The next match should be a very good one. Hidden here with no one else to help me so I will do this on my own. First, the lumberjacks with the help of Double Dance, Smiley. These guys were spectacular in the last match.

Now Baca walks out and he gets in the ring and just sits down at a corner of the ring. This is wrong and he is too. Now, Unknown walks out while She's a Whore is playing. This guy Baca should never mess with because Unknown is really in a bad mood because he called him his bitch.

He runs into the ring and the bell sounds and Unknown hits Baca a lot and throws him to the ropes and he does a spinebuster. That had to hurt. Now Baca is hanging on to the ropes and Unknown clotheslines him over the ropes and onto the mat. Pharoah and Smiley are there on the spot and they beat him like he was in Hell. They throw him back in and Unknown picks him up and throws him to the turnbuckle, puts him up on the top turnbuckle, and Unknown attempts a Superbomb and he connects.

Unknown is hardly getting up because he is holding his knee. Baca gets up and takes Unknown and throws Unknown out of the ring and Baca just falls down, taking a breather. Pharoah and Smiley kick him in the stomach at the same time, yell "beat that bitch", and throw him back in the ring.

Baca gets up and gets Unknown and bodyslams him. Now he is going to the ropes and Smiley trips Baca up and Baca's nose is bleeding. Unknown gets up and knocks Baca down and, what's this, Smiley and Pharoah grab their guns and shoot at the two in the ring and they shoot Unknown's foot. Unknown is down. Baca sees an open chance and goes to the top rope to do the splash when all of a sudden, Smiley and Pharoah shoot Baca at the same time and his brain splatters all over the place. That was the end of Baca's life.

Unknown sees Baca down so he crawls over to Baca, or what is left of him, and pins Baca. The ref counts 1....2...3!!! The winner is Unknown by a very good margin. Now Unknown spits on Baca and rolls out of the ring and Pharoah and Smiley help him to the back and they take him to the hospital.

Then they come back and they take Baca's body, hook it to a chain, and raise him above the ring and they get a microphone and they say this. "This is what happens when we hate somebody and we hire someone and they don't get the job quite down and we do it ourselves. This is a symbol of happiness to all of the wrestlers and us too.