Odds are that if you're here, you must already know me, but here's a brief overview if you don't.  I am Matt Brenner, though you may know me as Byron, Cecil, Bubba, Melos, or one of many other names.  I live in rural Western Massachusetts, in a town called Montague.  During the school year, I live in Amherst (20 minutes south of my house), where I attend UMass, Amherst.

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 Now that my political ranting is out of the way, let's get on with the fun:

    Have you ever wanted to be a brave Knight or a powerful Wizard?  Have you ever wanted to learn to sword fight, but fencing just isn't your bag?  Have you ever heard of Live Action Role Playing or Boffer Combat?  Yes?  No?  Either way, if what I have just said interests you, then click here.

    This is the logo for a fun place called the University of Massachusetts.  A university is where people go after they leave high school and don't know what to do yet.  Most people who go to a university are betwen the ages of 18 and 22.  They drink a lot.  A few people who go to a university are much older than 22.  They are generally there because they drank too much when they were 18 to 22 and at the university for the first time.  I go to this university.  I hope to one day find the way out.  Until then I am like a rat in a cage, with the exception that the rats get a better meal plan.
    Seriously, though, UMass is a very good school, both in reguards to the social life and academics.  My friend (and roommate) Kevin has a rather...um...unique tour of UMass on his homepage.  Go ahead, give him a visit, but take everything he says with a grain of salt.

    Here at UMass, I am one of the few, the proud, the fools.  That's right, I am a double major in: Biology and Philosophy.  The "Biology" is green for life.  The "Philosophy" is purple because, well, what truly is purple?

 

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