Random Thoughts

Here are some random thoughts I've collected. Some are taken from humor pages and other odd sources. Whether they make you laugh, groan in disgust or think is totally up to you :)

Why do they call stuff that they transport by ships "Cargo" and stuff they transport by cars "Shipment"?
If you choke a Smurf, what color with it turn?
Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why is it called "Eat and Park" when you really park and eat?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is there another word for Thesaurus?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
When you pay attention, should you get a receit?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they report power outages on TV?

Some quotes for you
I intend to live forever- so far, so good.
Support bacteria- they're the only culture some people have.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Wear short sleeves! Support the right to bare arms!
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

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