What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's been pushed into the swimming pool? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs who's been tacked to the wall? Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs who's skimming across a pond? Skip
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's holding up a car? Jack
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's always getting shit on? John
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's been tossed into an Irish fireplace? Pete
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's been stuffed in a wallet? Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's thrown in boiling water with a bunch of vegetables? Stu
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's always getting stepped on? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's covered with mustard? Frank
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's been mauled by wild animals? Claude
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's been struck by lightning? Rod
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who makes you an offer you can't refuse? Don
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's dealing cocaine? Rich
What do you call a black guy with no arms and no legs? Cole
What do you call a Russian with no arms and no legs? Red
What do you call a woman with no arms and one leg? Peg
What do you call a woman with no arms and one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
What do you call a Japanese woman with no arms and one leg shorter than the other? Irene
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who's been captured by cannibals? Candy
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who has a lampshade on her head? Tiffany
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who's really potted? Fern
What do you call a woman with no arms and legs who's been washed ashore? Sandi
What do you call a woman with no arms and legs who rolls around on a wheeled cart? Dolly
What do you call a woman with no arms and legs on a bun? Patti
What do you call a woman with no arms and legs, but who has handles? Carrie