World of the Weird

The pictures above have absolutely nothing to do with what is on this page. It is simply a case of me really liking the images and wanting to put them on the page! ~grin~


Okay, now down to business. What I am doing here may seem to be complete nonsense to a lot of people, but it is something that I threatened to do some time ago and haven't had the chance to get done until now.....

Here is the back story to the situation -- I used to work with a person who was king of biting wit (amongst other things) and to be completely honest, well, he was just really WEIRD. Not that this is a bad thing, cause really?... I can't lay claim to any real amount of normalcy for myself! ~grin~ And all the people that I really like best are a bit left of center on a scale of averageness... heehee

So one day we were bickering (and for those of you that were there and actually witnessed what day to day interaction between the two of us was like this will come as no surprise.) and I commented on how odd I thought he was. And he naturally demanded to know how I could make a statement like this. My answer was, "The reasons are too numerous for us to get into right now..." So he demanded a list of what I thought was strange about him. So I, having nothing better to do with my time and loving the opportunity to give him a hard time, decided that this was not such a had idea! I also told everyone present that if this list were to go up for a vote, people that didn't even know him would consider him a bit weird...

So I am about to fulfill my promise! I am going to give you the list and let you be the judge!! heehee

If you want to bail now, here is a quick out for you!

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To Weird or not to Weird

  1. Unexplained laughter for no apparent reason
  2. Not cleaning off the bed for TWO weeks
  3. The hair thing (for those of you who don't know what this means, it is simply that no one is allowed to touch the hair)
  4. The notion that hair is hurt when it is cut
  5. Fire-Walking (yes, as in removing shoes and socks and walking on hot coals. Now, this may be accepted practice in some parts of the world, but in the US?...)
  6. "Mr. Scary" -- Now, for the explanation... Mr. Scary is the name he took to calling this sword that he has. Not that it isn't a scary sword, cause it is, but... Number 1--do you really need to name your sword? and B (heehee) -- A name like Mr. Scary?
  7. Nose ridge piercing thing
  8. No veggie eating
  9. general obsession with fire
  10. No theater movement whatsoever!!! I am not kidding people! He sits there and does not move a muscle through and entire movie! Very eerie
  11. A-1 steak sauce and tuna. Yes, together.
  12. general lack of condiment use
  13. Relentless acquisition of stuff
  14. Obsession with dwarves. He sees them everywhere ~giggle~
  15. Delusions of omniscience
  16. The eye thing -- He makes the wiggle and squiggle. PLUS he blows AIR out of them. It is just wrong!
  17. Freeze-pops and Pop-ice are meant to be eaten frozen not thawed. He doesn't understand this...
  18. GINGER BEER
  19. Putting jelly-beans/sweet-tarts in Mountain Dew
  20. Drinking fruit punch out of a root beer bottle... Why not just use a cup?
  21. opening twist off top bottles with his forearm
  22. YANNI?!!!!!
  23. Forgetting to sleep
  24. Sleeping on a couch that is about 2 cm long and 2 cm wide
  25. Brain -- misfire! misfire! Synapses not connecting!! 404
  26. Encouraging me to inflict pain on him (regardless of how big a wimp I am)
  27. The constant need to aggravate innocent people
  28. All the rules (his life is governed by the rules he imposes on others...)
  29. The need to go home and check the mail every day at lunch time
  30. His obsession with the "alleged" Ore-Ida french fry vending machine @ the ESL Sportscenter
  31. Aversion to comic books
  32. Aversion to Star Trek
  33. 3 words -- "I'm Sean Connery" (he does strange SC impressions when he gets punchy)
  34. Mango Chutney
  35. The obsessions with Bob -- none of us know who bob is. Apparently Bob has never made his presence known to the rest of us lowly humans
  36. Bob the wire guy (an artistic representation on the infamous bob)
  37. An inflated opinion of Volkswagens (per PM)
  38. Popping wheelies in the GTI (per PB)
  39. The need to see movies with an odd number of people
  40. "People are inherently selfish" (We completely do not agree on this topic)
  41. Widescreen?
  42. The fifth Element
  43. Director's cut
  44. Opinion of the Bladerunner voice-over (per PM)
  45. Posters on the ceiling
  46. "I'm Russian" -- One of his favorite lines when he is in Sean Connery-mode
  47. Pizza Hut's The Edge pizza
  48. 5 point harnesses in the GTI
  49. Particle man
  50. Pie plate lights on the car
  51. Destruction of AOL cds (per JK)
  52. The need for more speakers
  53. He will not check my mail for me!!!!!!!
  54. Sitting still to allow use of self for target practice
  55. Backwards trash can tossing
  56. All the crap hanging off of ONE keychain!
  57. Obsession with his mother's driving skills
  58. The completely unfounded assertion that I am psychotic
  59. The misconception that he is not! (see #58)
  60. His unwillingness to accept my omnipotence and omniscience
  61. The constant drumming on any available surface
  62. He is just SO noisy!!!!
  63. The aversion to mayonnaise
  64. No alcohol (per BR)
  65. SPAM can -- it was used as a hood ornament
  66. The Yugo
  67. The green ball of flame (per JK -- I don't know what the big deal is about this one. A coworker asked me to add it, so I did)
  68. The bending and stretching of the truth
  69. Needing more than one microwave
  70. ****That he wanted a list of his own weirdness!!!!****
  71. His room
  72. "What?!" Heaven forbid a person looks at him! They immediately get a "WHAT?!"
  73. Paranoia
  74. The looks -- I can't describe this. They are many, varied, and completely inexplicable
  75. The pumpkin orange wallet. How many times would I person have to jump into that pool with his wallet in his pocket to turn it that attractive shade of orange?...
  76. The voices -- like the looks -- many, varied, and completely inexplicable
  77. The pinky -- Like Dr. Evil
  78. Inspector Gadget? I swear, I have never before met a person with more funky stuff
  79. Vengefulness
  80. Dark? Evil?
  81. Pseudo-calmness
  82. Janitor-man (like Otto from The Simpsons)
  83. Self-amusement
  84. Gloating
  85. taunting
  86. Tormenting
  87. Flagrantly flaunting advanced levels in Everquest
  88. The DWARVES!!!! (still) for crying in the sink!
  89. Spatial perceptions -- Kaladim is on the OTHER side of the freaking island!!!!
  90. The chest popping!
  91. Pride in joint cracking
  92. Whatever
  93. The flying whatever
  94. Segregating the VW key
  95. Rabbit -- Rabbit... No, you aren't seeing double, there ARE two of the same vehicle, same color sitting there.... One's an 83 (Elle of course) one's an 84 (Niki)... ;oP
  96. Really, the windshield isn't necessary, just hang it from the rafters
  97. The incessant yawning
  98. Cold chills? That take over the entire body?
  99. The head nodding...
  100. "Well...." And then NOTHING!!!
  101. "Look at the silly monkey"
  102. The need to contradict everyone else's viewpoint (per JK)
  103. Admitting to being utterly random and weird (per JK)
  104. Sticking that annoying tongue barbell out between his teeth (per JK)
  105. random exclamations of "so..."
  106. Cheesy Austin Powers imitations
  107. Penchant for personal injury
  108. Adding weirdness issues to ones own weirdness list
  109. Wanting a copy of said list
  110. Gaining amusement from aforementioned list!!!!
  111. And one final one -- The Freakin' DAGGER!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so I will leave it up to those of you who wish to vote on this! Drop me an email and let me know what you think! *impish grin* Here is my e-mail address!!!!!!

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Hope you had fun!!!!!

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