World of the Weird


The pictures above have absolutely nothing to do with what is
on this page. It is simply a case of me really liking the images and wanting to put them on the page! ~grin~
Okay, now down to business. What I am doing here may seem to be complete nonsense to a lot of people, but
it is something that I threatened to do some time ago and haven't had the chance to get done until now.....
Here is the back story to the situation -- I used to work with a person
who was king of biting wit (amongst other things) and to be completely honest, well, he was just really WEIRD.
Not that this is a bad thing, cause really?... I can't lay claim to any real amount of normalcy for myself! ~grin~
And all the people that I really like best are a bit left of center on a scale of averageness... heehee
So one day we were bickering (and for those of you that were there and
actually witnessed what day to day interaction between the two of us was like this will come as no surprise.) and
I commented on how odd I thought he was. And he naturally demanded to know how I could make a statement like this.
My answer was, "The reasons are too numerous for us to get into right now..." So he demanded a list of
what I thought was strange about him. So I, having nothing better to do with my time and loving the opportunity
to give him a hard time, decided that this was not such a had idea! I also told everyone present that if this list
were to go up for a vote, people that didn't even know him would consider him a bit weird...
So I am about to fulfill my promise! I am going to give you the list and
let you be the judge!! heehee
If you want to bail now, here is a quick out for you!
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- Unexplained laughter for no apparent reason
- Not cleaning off the bed for TWO weeks
- The hair thing (for those of you who don't know what this means, it is
simply that no one is allowed to touch the hair)
- The notion that hair is hurt when it is cut
- Fire-Walking (yes, as in removing shoes and socks and walking on hot
coals. Now, this may be accepted practice in some parts of the world, but in the US?...)
- "Mr. Scary" -- Now, for the explanation... Mr. Scary is the
name he took to calling this sword that he has. Not that it isn't a scary sword, cause it is, but... Number 1--do
you really need to name your sword? and B (heehee) -- A name like Mr. Scary?
- Nose ridge piercing thing
- No veggie eating
- general obsession with fire
- No theater movement whatsoever!!! I am not kidding people! He
sits there and does not move a muscle through and entire movie! Very eerie
- A-1 steak sauce and tuna. Yes, together.
- general lack of condiment use
- Relentless acquisition of stuff
- Obsession with dwarves. He sees them everywhere ~giggle~
- Delusions of omniscience
- The eye thing -- He makes the wiggle and squiggle. PLUS he blows
AIR out of them. It is just wrong!
- Freeze-pops and Pop-ice are meant to be eaten frozen not thawed.
He doesn't understand this...
- GINGER BEER
- Putting jelly-beans/sweet-tarts in Mountain Dew
- Drinking fruit punch out of a root beer bottle... Why not just use a
cup?
- opening twist off top bottles with his forearm
- YANNI?!!!!!
- Forgetting to sleep
- Sleeping on a couch that is about 2 cm long and 2 cm wide
- Brain -- misfire! misfire! Synapses not connecting!! 404
- Encouraging me to inflict pain on him (regardless of how big a wimp I
am)
- The constant need to aggravate innocent people
- All the rules (his life is governed by the rules he imposes on others...)
- The need to go home and check the mail every day at lunch time
- His obsession with the "alleged" Ore-Ida french fry vending
machine @ the ESL Sportscenter
- Aversion to comic books
- Aversion to Star Trek
- 3 words -- "I'm Sean Connery" (he does strange SC impressions
when he gets punchy)
- Mango Chutney
- The obsessions with Bob -- none of us know who bob is. Apparently
Bob has never made his presence known to the rest of us lowly humans
- Bob the wire guy (an artistic representation on the infamous bob)
- An inflated opinion of Volkswagens (per PM)
- Popping wheelies in the GTI (per PB)
- The need to see movies with an odd number of people
- "People are inherently selfish" (We completely do not agree
on this topic)
- Widescreen?
- The fifth Element
- Director's cut
- Opinion of the Bladerunner voice-over (per PM)
- Posters on the ceiling
- "I'm Russian" -- One of his favorite lines when he is in Sean
Connery-mode
- Pizza Hut's The Edge pizza
- 5 point harnesses in the GTI
- Particle man
- Pie plate lights on the car
- Destruction of AOL cds (per JK)
- The need for more speakers
- He will not check my mail for me!!!!!!!
- Sitting still to allow use of self for target practice
- Backwards trash can tossing
- All the crap hanging off of ONE keychain!
- Obsession with his mother's driving skills
- The completely unfounded assertion that I am psychotic
- The misconception that he is not! (see #58)
- His unwillingness to accept my omnipotence and omniscience
- The constant drumming on any available surface
- He is just SO noisy!!!!
- The aversion to mayonnaise
- No alcohol (per BR)
- SPAM can -- it was used as a hood ornament
- The Yugo
- The green ball of flame (per JK -- I don't know what the big deal is
about this one. A coworker asked me to add it, so I did)
- The bending and stretching of the truth
- Needing more than one microwave
- ****That he wanted a list of his own weirdness!!!!****
- His room
- "What?!" Heaven forbid a person looks at him! They immediately
get a "WHAT?!"
- Paranoia
- The looks -- I can't describe this. They are many, varied, and completely
inexplicable
- The pumpkin orange wallet. How many times would I person have to jump
into that pool with his wallet in his pocket to turn it that attractive shade of orange?...
- The voices -- like the looks -- many, varied, and completely inexplicable
- The pinky -- Like Dr. Evil
- Inspector Gadget? I swear, I have never before met a person with more
funky stuff
- Vengefulness
- Dark? Evil?
- Pseudo-calmness
- Janitor-man (like Otto from The Simpsons)
- Self-amusement
- Gloating
- taunting
- Tormenting
- Flagrantly flaunting advanced levels in Everquest
- The DWARVES!!!! (still) for crying in the sink!
- Spatial perceptions -- Kaladim is on the OTHER side of the freaking island!!!!
- The chest popping!
- Pride in joint cracking
- Whatever
- The flying whatever
- Segregating the VW key
- Rabbit -- Rabbit... No, you aren't seeing double, there ARE two of the
same vehicle, same color sitting there.... One's an 83 (Elle of course) one's an 84 (Niki)... ;oP
- Really, the windshield isn't necessary, just hang it from the rafters
- The incessant yawning
- Cold chills? That take over the entire body?
- The head nodding...
- "Well...." And then NOTHING!!!
- "Look at the silly monkey"
- The need to contradict everyone else's viewpoint (per JK)
- Admitting to being utterly random and weird (per JK)
- Sticking that annoying tongue barbell out between his teeth (per JK)
- random exclamations of "so..."
- Cheesy Austin Powers imitations
- Penchant for personal injury
- Adding weirdness issues to ones own weirdness list
- Wanting a copy of said list
- Gaining amusement from aforementioned list!!!!
- And one final one -- The Freakin' DAGGER!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so I will leave it up to those of you who wish to vote on this!
Drop me an email and let me know what you think! *impish grin* Here is my e-mail address!!!!!!
[email protected]
Hope you had fun!!!!!
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