~Somewhere in Tokyo at night~ 
ESaturn: (jumps out from a portal) Earth. 
EPluto: Ooo, a bunch of happy meals on legs. (she's a vamp) 
EVenus: REPYH! 
EJupiter: I want tequila 
EMoon: I'm hungry 
EMars: You're always hungry 
EMercury: (anime sweatdrops)
ENeptune: Will they ever quit bickering? 
EUranus: Nope. 
ESaturn: Take ya separate routs, 
EPluto: Heheh. (Runs off) 
EJupiter: I CALL THE TEQUILA! 
ESaturn: (flies onto a building) Hmmm now, how to attract attention? Hmm. (Looks at EJupiter running around piss drunk) Mmm, nah. 
EPluto: (Starts humming the song "the lady is a vamp." She hunts down a victim and does what most vamps do - suck blood) 

~In the afternoon of the next day~ 
Starbeam: (lands in front of a mansion holding her cat in her arms and mumbles) Awww man! Why do they have to get a mansion to live in can't we just live like normal people. 
Eclipse: (jumps form her arms) Hey you have altos of stuff so we need the extra space. 
Starbeam: Shut up Eclipse. (she walks up to the door and rings the doorbell and sighs. The door opens and a lady comes out) 
Lady: Megan! My darling daughter are you ok? 
Megan: (Walks in and her mom shuts the door) Mom I'm fine my friends pushed me in the porthole before I could fight on even though I wanted to stay and fight and... 
Megan's mom: (interrupting her) Oh all that matters is that your fine. Don't you worry once you recharge up you can go back home and win everything back ok. Oh and we have all ready enrolled you into a new school and your room is all ready. 
Megan: Ok ok I see that you got everything ready for me. I'm going to my room. 
Megan's Mom: Ok you go on ahead. Oh and your computer is all ready up Megan. 
Megan: Thanks! (starts going upstairs) Come on Eclipse we have some work to do. 
Eclipse: I'm coming! (follows Megan up the stairs) 

~Meanwhile at the school~ 
(whispers, and giggles follow Lanora down the hall to her new locker) 
Kids: (whispering) Look at her. Where's she from? She's thinks she can communicate with the gods. What a weirdo. 
Lanora: (thinks) We shouldn't have moved from Kansas! (And walks into her class. It was During class. The lights went out. There were
screams. Lanora knew what was going on. She makes her way to the door and runs. The school halls darkened. Then Queen Celistia appears.) 
Queen Celistia: I thought I'd find you here. DUSK! (The smoke rises so high that Lanora can't breath)
Dana:(Is walking to school from lunch with her friend Sara.) I heard lots of new kids are coming to our school today. 
Sara: Yeah. There's lots of girls coming. I think one's from Kansas. 
Dana: Yeah I think her name is Lanora. (Looks up and sees smoke the fire department but no fire.) 
Sara: Oh my god! (Sara then turns around a Dana's gone.) 
Dana: (Transforms and now was running down the school halls. The smoke was getting thicker. Kitty was coughing. Then she heard
voices:) 
Celistia: I'll get ride of you know you little brat and your starseed too! 
Lanora: (Is gasping for air) 
Kitty: (Makes an entrance.) STAR WALL! 
Celistia: (Dodges her attack.) SNAKE STAFF!  (They lose gravity. Fighting in the air without gravity is pretty hard. Kitty kept aiming wrong and getting hit with attacks. Then out of the blue Lanora yells:) 
Lanora: WATER WALL! (Lanora transformed and she hits Queen Celistia. And gravity returns. Kitty and Marine run away.) 

~Somewhere in Tokyo~ 
Chrissy: (Smiles smugly as she walks through the town) Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all. This place will nice for me. It seems to need a lot of help. I'm just the one to do it. (She sees the school nearby and walks in) Hello. I'd like to enroll in school. 
Secretary: Ok, just fill out this form. (She hands Chrissy a form) 
Chrissy: Hmm, you look lonely. Your cat died, didn't it? 
Secretary: How do you know that 
Chrissy: (Walks behind a chair.) Ya know, I don't think he was that dead, after all. 
Secretary: What? Where did you get her. 
Chrissy: That's a secret. Here's the form. (She hands it to the lady, and leaves. The Lady types it into her computer files.)
Crystalia: (Walks about the town and notices Chrissy) Ahh! maybe she's got some food! (jumps on her and starts purring) Meow? 
Chrissy: (Looks at Crystalia.) Oh, Hi you little cutie. You're hungry, aren't you? How bout some nice tuna? 

~At the same time in Megan's house~ 
Megan: (Walks into her bedroom and plops down on a bed with blue sheets with stars on it.) Well this is nice. 
Eclipse: Yes I guess you can say that. 
Megan: (gets up and walks over to her computer and starts it up.) Well since I'm going to a new school I guess I'm just going to search for
people who have some sort of power. The first one I find will be the first one I meet. 
Eclipse: What? 
Megan: I'm looking for someone in the school that has super powers get it? 
Eclipse: Oh ok. 
Megan: (goes into a secret program and clicks on a button that says search for powers. She types in the name of her new school and clicks on
search.) All right let's go! 
Eclipse: Why are you doing this? 
Megan: Just so I know that I am not the only person in this school with super powers. 
Eclipse: Oh boy. 
Megan: Oh why is this computer taking so long. 
Eclipse: Maybe you lost some things out of it. 
Megan: What? Did you all ready try to hack into my computer? 
Eclipse: I guess you could say that. 
Megan: Why I outta....
Eclipse: Hey it found someone! 
Megan: (Turns around and sees a girl on the screen.) Yes someone does have super powers. 
Eclipse: Aren't you starting tomorrow? 
Megan: Yes. Why? 
Eclipse: Well put it this way did you computer give you her name so you can find her. 
Megan: No it doesn't. And I know why. You put something in it didn't you. 
Eclipse: Maybe, maybe not. 
Megan: (Turns to the computer and starts typing.) There I fixed it. Now it will tell me her name. 
Eclipse: So spit it out. 
Megan: I don't have to tell you. You can look for yourself. 
Megan's Mom: (Walked into the room.) I'm so glad your settled in all ready. 
Megan: Thanks mom. 
Megan's mom: Yes but you need to put this on. (Throws Megan her uniform for school.) 
Megan: And why is it that I have to put this thing on. 
Megan's Mom: Well it's because your starting this afternoon not tomorrow. 
Megan: What? 
Megan Mom: Yes you are they know your coming in later since your just getting here today so come on. 
Megan: Let me get it on first ok. 
Megan's mom: Ok don't chew me out young lady. 
Megan: (Walks to the bathroom and puts on the uniform. The walks out in her uniform.) I hate this thing why do we have to wear uniforms! 
Megan's mom: Well come on let's go you are coming in after their lunch period so I'll get you something to eat. (Walks downstairs.) 
Megan: This stinks! (she walks to her computer and exits the program) 
Eclipse: Oh I'm so sorry that you can't stay around Megan. 
Megan: Oh I made sure you weren't getting into my computer Eclipse. 
Eclipse: What? 
Megan: Yup there is triple the security on my personal files and stuff so all you can really do is play computer games and I did hid all my best games too. 
Eclipse: You mean all the fun games that are on CD-ROM. 
Megan: Yup! So I have to go now. (sarcastically) Have fun Eclipse! (She goes downstairs and into the kitchen) Gee Mom I surprised we live in a mansion here and you still do your own cooking. 
Megan's Mom: Don't you start young lady. 
Megan: (Sits at the table and starts eating her lunch.) Hey where's Dad? I haven't seen him ever since I came. 
Megan's Mom: He's working right now and I start my job tomorrow. And don't talk with you mouthful Megan. 
Megan: I wasn't talking with my mouth full. I was talking in between bites. (She fells an animal rubbing up against her leg and looks down to see another cat.) Hey Solar! 
Solar: Hello Megan. Did you protect your computer from my daughter's hacking abilities. 
Megan: Yes I always do Solar. Don't you ever worry I take good care of  her. Well I better go. 
Megan's Mom: Wait I have to drive you there you don't know where it is. 
Megan: Please tell me I'm not going in a limo that would be embarrassing. 
Megan's Mom: No we are taking my car the convertible. 
Megan: (sarcastically) Oh Yeah. 
Megan's Mom: Solar Keep an eye on the house while I take Megan to school ok. 
Solar: You got it. 
(They walk out and get into the red convertible.) 
Megan: So what's Dad's car look like? 
Megan's Mom: You'll see it when he gets home. 
Megan: Ok but it just better not be a limo. 
Megan's Mom: Why's that Megan? 
Megan: Because I don't get treated like a normal girl then. People would only try to be my friends because of the amount of money that we have. 
Megan's Mom: You do have a point but that doesn't mean you have to despise them. 
Megan: Yeah Yeah Yeah whatever you say mom. (They arrive at the school.) 
Megan's mom: Well here you go honey. I have to go in with you and sign some last papers. 
Megan: Yeah Yeah Yeah. (They walk in.) 

~Meanwhile in another part of the school~ 
Minako: (Is just getting out of lunch.) Oh boy only half way through the day. I hope this half goes faster than the last half. (All of a sudden she gets called to the office.) Now what?  (She walks to the office and as she comes in she sees a lady walking out. Then she says to the secretary) Why did you want me to come down here? 
Secretary: Oh the principle wants to see you. 
Minako: (thinks) Oh boy. (She walks into the principle's office.) 
Principle: Minako would you mind showing our new girl around the school she has some of the same classes as you. 
Minako: Uh sure! 
Principle: Great. This is Megan Starry. She just came in a minute ago. 
Minako: Hi! 
Megan: Hello. 
(They walk out of the office together.) 
Minako: So where do you go next? 
Megan: Ummm Math. 
Minako: Oh so do I let's go I'll point you things along the way. 
Megan: Ok. 
(Minako and Megan walk into the classroom they are supposed to be at Not knowing of what is happening in another part of the school.) 
Minako: Do you like math Megan? 
Megan: No I hate it but for some reason I do good in it. 
Minako: I don't like it ether. I prefer P.E. myself. 
Megan: Oh I prefer a computer class. I'm good with computers and stuff like that. 
Minako: Hey I'm meeting one of my friends after school do you want to come with me. 
Megan: I guess I have nothing else to do after school. 
(They sit down in desks that are across from each other in the back row and are waiting for class to start. Minako is trying to find out how to
get Megan to talk some more while Megan sits there wishing she was home and on her computer.) 
Minako: So where did you move from? 
Megan: Huh? 
Minako: Where did you move from? 
Megan: Oh well I don't really want to say. 
Minako: Come on you can tell me. 
Megan: I just don't feel like telling all right. (thinking) I would tell her if only mom told me where to say we were from if someone asked me that. 

~Meanwhile~ 
Chrissy: (Dashes through the streets, hoping to arrive at the school before she's late. She runs up the steps of the school, and past the hallway where Minako and Megan are, then Up the stairs through another hall and dashes into three other rooms before getting the right room. When she arrive she pulls out her books and Looks at the books and stuff and groans.) Oh! Not Advanced Arithmetic! I hate math all together, and here they also have separated Arithmetic classes! Argg! Weeeellll, I got an idea! Sands blow fast, sands blow slow, speed up time so we all can go. (The clock starts ticking real fast and soon the out of school bell rings.) I'm too good. (Suddenly a wave of dizziness passes over her and she passes out) 

~At the School Gates~ 
(Megan and Minako walked out of the school.) 
Minako: Oh boy! I'm so glad that the rest of the day went by fast. I was hoping for that. 
Megan: (thinking) I know someone speeded up time. But oh well I got out of school faster so why should I care. 
Minako: Hey you ready to meet my friend? 
Megan: I guess I told my mom that I was going to look around town before I went home. 
Minako: Cool! Do you think I could see your house? 
Megan: I don't know. (thinking) Oh please no I don't want her to see what mansion not to mention all the stuff isn't hidden yet. 
Minako: You don't know what? 
Megan: I don't really know if you could come we are still unpacking and the place is a mess. 
Minako: Hey I understand maybe I could come and see it when it's all fixed up. Hey we better get going ok. 
Megan: Ok. (Megan follows Minako to a cafe.) 
Minako: Here we are. Gee I don't think she's here yet. 
Megan: Do you just want to go and get a table and wait for her there? 

~At School~
(A girl ran through the halls and all of a sudden stepped in front of Kitty and her friend.) 
Dark Kakyuu: Your not going anywhere. 
Crystalia: (Who is on that floor of the school, thinks) OH I'VE STRUCK GOLD! (then out loud) MEOW! 

~Outside the school~ 
ESaturn: (Sits on top of the school everyone is going to) 
Kintriana: (Who is a new student, looks at the school) This is the only place more evil than the FBI headquarters. 

~At the Cafe~
Megan: (Puts her hand on her head and moans.) Minako I'm going to have to pass on this. 
Minako: Why are you not feeling well. 
Megan: I guess you can say that. (thinking) I'm really visioning something going on that I must help with. 
Minako: Oh do you need help going home. 
Megan: No I can make it myself. See-ya tomorrow Minako. 
Minako: Hope your feeling better Megan. 
Megan: (Walks away and around a corner and then into an alleyway. She sees that no one is around.) Super Sailor Change Starbeam Power!
(She transformed into Sailor Starbeam and teleports to the school.) Ok now were is the trouble. (She thinks really hard to see where it is and sees Dark Kakyuu trying to attack another senshi.) I don't know who that is but I have a feeling that they shouldn't be doing that. But I better teleport to a level below  and attack from the back or should I just run in. Oh so many choices to attack. 

~Inside the school~ 
Dark Kakyuu: Stupid Kid. I don't waste Time. I hate time wasted. Star Copy! (A starseed appears in Dark Kakyuu's hand and Kitty drops to the ground.)  I've copied your star seed. Now you shall die. 
Sailor Marine:(Who had been standing there screams out:) NO YOU WONT! (And a large staff appears and Lanora hits Dark Kakyuu
over the head with it knocking her out cold. Marine takes the starseed away from Dark Kakyuu.) 
Starbeam: Gasps I have to help that Senshi! Starbeam teleport! (Teleports to where Kitty and Dark Kakyuu are.) I will not let you destroy
anyone! Starbeam Shooting Stars! 
Marine: (Had to get out of here to revive Kitty, while Starbeam was fighting off Dark Kakyuu.) Ocean bubbles Rise! (They rise into the air in a
bubble. Unfortunately Marine was only able to send Kitty to a safe place and had to stay at the fight) AQUA ATTACK! 
Dark Kakyuu: (growls slightly and stands up) Feeble attempts by both of you. (Dark Kakyuu  jumps into the air, causing Starbeam to accidentally hit Sailor Marine.) Return the power, I ask nothing more. Return the starseed, Let it soar. (The starseed that Marine was holding floated into
Dark Kakyuu's hands.) Into the realm, where darkness lay till death do you part. It is today. (The copied starseed disappeared) I'm not weak. Not like you. Dark Eclipse! (Everything turned dark as Dark Kakyuu drained all the electricity from the town. She then held her hands to the sky and blasted the two with the energy she had collected.) 
Crystalia: (Sits there watching the battle bleakly) Damn, no tuna 
Starbeam: (Falls on her knees because she is till week for the fight on her home planet.) Oh my head! 

~Back at Starbeam's house~ 
Megan's Mom: Eclipse I need you to go to Megan's school and help her out. 
Eclipse: But I can't turn into Sailor Eclipse any more and Megan is still very week form fighting on our home planet Queen Starbeam. 
Megan's mom: I know all about that but go and ether get her out of there or give her a power pill. And please don't call me by that here Eclipse.
(She puts a power pill in Eclipse's secret compartment in the bell on her collar.) 
Eclipse: Of course I'll go and help her that way. 
Megan's mom: Good I'll teleport you there. 
Eclipse: (Lands near Starbeam and runs up to her.) Starbeam! Are you all right! 
Starbeam: No I'm not. I think I'm still... 
Eclipse: Yes you are still week from that. But I have a power pill for you. 
Starbeam: Where is it? 
Eclipse: In the compartment in my collar Starbeam. 
Dark Kakyuu: (Grabs Eclipse) Ahhhh! What a pity. (She takes of Eclipse's collar) Now, I shall use my magic to make this collar disappear! (She snaps her fingers and no collar and, no cat.) 
Starbeam: (Was luckily able to get the power pill and take it before Dark Kakyuu made Eclipse disappear. And now she is very mad.) How dare
you touch my cat! Bring her back now! 
Dark Kakyuu: I'm gonna give your cat back. Watch. (Eclipse appears in the air) Star Copy! (But instead of blasting Eclipse she aims at Starbeam. A starseed appears and Dark Kakyuu grabs it. Starbeam falls to the ground and Dark Kakyuu disappears.) 
Eclipse: Starbeam are you all right. 
Starbeam: I'm fine Eclipse. Good thing she only takes a copy and that the power pill just went into effect so that I'm not hurt that bad just week now. She's going to be one tough cookie to fight. (She turns to Marine) Are you and your friend ok? 
Lanora: I'm fine. Kitty's at my temple recovering. Are you ok? My cat, Illusion, is at the temple using one of her weird recovery syrups on Kitty. Maybe you should come back with me to try some. 
Starbeam: I'm fine just a bit weak. Oh I'm sorry I never introduced myself to you. I'm Sailor Starbeam and this is my cat Eclipse. 
Eclipse: Why did you just do that? 
Starbeam: And if you have any computers near by lock them up because Eclipse is sort of a hacker. 
Eclipse: Hey I'm not that bad. 
Starbeam: (Is ignoring Eclipse) Ok let's go then. Do you want me to teleport there? 

 ~On a roof near the cafe~ 
EJupiter: Hehehe *hic* common EVenus, lets have some fun! 
EVenus: Famiel! I get u n u get me! k? 
EJupiter: (Thinks for a second) K! (Swings down then to Venus) Nice ta meet ya cream stu! *hic* (jumps up onto Venus's head and than kicks
her in the back) NARF! hehehe *hic*! 
EVenus: (Bounces off a few walls and tackles Jupiter who had just arrived) REPYH!
(Swirly stuff surround EVenus and EJupiter and all of a
sudden. Dark Kakyuu appears.) 
Dark Kakyuu: Hmm, let's see what star seeds you hold. Star Copy! (A starseed appears in front of Dark Kakyuu and Dark Kakyuu  touches it
making it disappear. EVenus goes unconscious) 
EJupiter: HEY! WHAT'S WITH U?! 
EVenus: Nighty night. (Goes unconscious) 
EJupiter: Ok mr. man, duno who the hell u r but this is our turf so bug off! 
Dark Kakyuu: Hmm, you know, You could of attacked, but you didn't so.  Star Copy! (Same thing happens with EJupiter as it did with EVenus) I guess you're gonna need more backup. 
ESaturn: (appears and her wings turn into tentacles with sharp pointy ends and pierce through Dark Kakyuu's back arms and legs) Backup's
always behind these 2! 
EMars: (in half cat half human form)  They always need help. (uppercuts Dark Kakyuu) Hmp, that probably won't cut it, MARS FIRE
SURROUND! (chars Dark Kakyuu then turns into a cat and scampers onto a building top) Hehehe 
Dark Kakyuu: (Growls angerly and Somehow has a poke'ball and throws it at EMars capturing her in it.) 
ESaturn: (Disappears before Dark Kakyuu attacks her) 
EMoon: (Grabs the poke'ball with EMars in it) OUTIE! (Disappears) 
Demonis: (Approaches Dark Kakyuu. She's also a werewolf) Um..hi? 
Ares: HEHEH! (appears on Dark Kakyuu's head) Hey u go girl! Waddya just do? I mean, with the ball? That was so faboo! 
Dark Kakyuu: Oh, hello, two more people. Ares, watch this. Poke'ball! (She traps Demonis into the Poke'ball and a new ball appears replacing the old one.) It's a Poke'ball. It traps any animal what so ever into it, so I can train it to work for me. They're really neat. 
Ares: FABOOOO! Haha, Demonis is trapped, heheheeeeeeee, that so faboo! But Demonis not a poke'mon, she just a werewolf, and EMars kitty is a cat, think she'll scratch the hell out of ya. 
Dark Kakyuu: They won't get out. EMars can't turn back into human whiles she's in that ball either. This holds any animal I want it to. 
Ares: Yo, can u bring Demonis out? she's sort of a friend. Please? 
Dark Kakyuu: I'll let her out if she doesn't attack me. (She pushes the release button.) 
Demonis: (Coughs) It's stuffy in there! OK! NOW MADAME B*TCH! WHY DID YA DO THAT?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TA YA! (Growls) 
EVenus: (Gets up) Ooooo, did anyone catch the bus that just hit me? 
EJupiter: Maybe it was the spacecraft that abducted Fox Mulder's sister 
Minako: (See's the Esenshi outside) Do you have any clue what is going on Makoto? 
Makoto: Not one bit at all. 
Minako: I think we better leave. 
Makoto: I agree on that. (Makoto and Minako run away from the fight and head to Minako's house.) 
Minako: Whew that was close. 
Makoto: You're telling me. 
Minako: Next time we should just rent a video instead. 
EPluto: (Jumps down in front of Makoto and Minako) I don' t think so mates. 
EVenus: (Appears next to EP) Sorry, we got the wind knocked out of us. 
EJupiter:(Falls down from a high elevation and is tangled up in ropes and such hanging front the two) So, these are the people who decided to
change coke! 
Minako: What the heck? 
Makoto: What are you talking about? 
EJupiter: (Untangles herself) I know what u did! U DID CHANGED COKE! 
EPluto: At least I'm not at the DMV. 
EVenus: (To Makoto) Pardon my drunk friend here who looks like u, she had one to many tequila's 
EJupiter: I'm not as think as u drunk I am! 
EVenus: Mmm hmmm 
EPluto: SHUT UP!  Jeesh, we have a job to do, lets do it!  I'm hungry. 
EJupiter: Girls just wanna have lunch! 
Makoto: I guess we have no choice but to fight Minako. 
Minako: Your right on that. Ready? 
Makoto: You bet. Jupiter Crystal Power Make Up! 
Minako: Venus Crystal Power Make Up! 
Jupiter: So you wanna fight. Well your going to get one. 
Venus: That's right we are Sailor Venus.. 
Jupiter: And Sailor Jupiter. 
Venus: Love Me Chain! 
Jupiter: Sparkling Wide pressure! 
EVenus: (Grabs the chain) Think about it, we can match EVERY move u make on us. 
EJupiter: (Slams into a wall) Ow, OK! ALL I went to is the gift shop and the bathroom, 
EVenus: ?! 
EJupiter: I'll try a power they don't got, JUPITER BLACK THUNDER TSUNAMI! (A wave of black electricity comes crashing down on the two) 
EVenus, EJupiter, and EPluto:(Teleport to a higher elevation) 
EVenus: WHAT R U TRYING TO DO?! 
EJupiter: *hic* It's a good attack 
EPluto: Almost got us electrocuted to death 

~Back at the school~ 
Starbeam: (Gets a vision of what's happening to Venus and Jupiter.) I'll be right back. (She teleports to where they are but in the shadows where no one can see her.) Starbeam Comets Collide! (She stops the electricity.) 
Jupiter: Thanks. 
Starbeam: No problem. (She disappears as she teleports back to the school) 
Venus: Who the heck was that? 
Jupiter: I have no clue. But let's get our little evil counterparts now before they leave. 
Venus: Right. Venus Love and Beauty Shock! 
Jupiter: Jupiter Oak Evolution! 
Starbeam: (Is now back at the school.) So I'm ready to go now. 
Eclipse: Where were you Starbeam? 
Starbeam: Oh I just had to take care of something. 
Lanora: I think I know where you went. But never mind that. So your coming with us? 
Starbeam: Yeah I'm ready. 
Eclipse: Where are we going? 
Starbeam: Well you can go home if you want but I'm going with her to see how Sailor Kitty is doing. That is her name isn't it? 
Eclipse: Yes it was. 
Starbeam: I thought so. So as I was saying to you before Eclipse you can go home. Bye! (She teleports Eclipse back to her house.) So what's your name anyway? I all ready told you who I am. 

~Back at the Cafe~ 
Dark Kakyuu: Look, buddy. I do what I want, when I want. And if you don't stop growling at me your gonna go right back into this ball. 
Demonis: I don't like u, (Walks back to Ares) C'mon, lets blow this joint, it's more fun to annoy peeps 
Ares: That is agreeable 
Demonis: Who shall we torture? 
Ares: I've got a hankering for senshi, hey, gal with the poke'ball, where some senshi we can annoy? Not the E's, we've already made them almost scald us alive. 
Dark Kakyuu: I can bring you to any senshi on earth. Watch. (She snaps her fingers and they are right in front of Sailor Jupiter and Sailor
Venus) There are some ESenshi battling them already, but I'm sure you can survive. If not I'll teleport you to a more difficult and advanced senshi. 
Ares: Hmm, easy? Hmm, who's the hard one? We can annoy ANY one, maybe not u, you'll just put us in that poke'ball. 
Dark Kakyuu: I'll take you to the hard senshi. (Snaps her fingers and they teleport to the school) 
Ares: K! (Jumps on Starbeam's head and cuffs her eyes with her huge claws) HEY MR. MAN! What ya doing? What's 1+1? Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and the buns in 8? Why can you get a pizza faster than an ambulance? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in em? Why is the world round? Does color exist? If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? What came first, the chicken or the egg? If a tree falls on a mime in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, does anyone care? 
Demonis: Autopilot! Why don't 2 wrongs make a right no matter how hard i try? Why can't we drive golf carts on the freeway? Why are plants green? What is cold fusion? What if everyone's a robot cept me? If god dropped acid would he c people? 
Dark Kakyuu: (giggle and joins them) Hmmmm, if one is a goose and two are geese how come ones a moose but two aren't meese? Can glue dry inside the bottle? If a turtle losses it's shell is it homeless or naked? How come you park in a drive way and drive in a parkway? 
Ares: Why do they call a hamburger a hamburger? There's no ham! AND HAMS ARE SILENT! Hamburgers are not silent!  Beef is not silent! and they named it after ham! BUT HAM IS SILENT! 
Demonis: Unless if it is falling down the stairs than it goes "boom bang bop boom" 
Ares: True. 
Demonis: Celery is loud, apples louder 
Ares: UNLESS if it is apple sauce which goes very well with ham 
Dark Kakyuu: Apples are silent when they've been on the counter for a few months. Cheese is silent, unless left in the fridge too long. Oranges are quite all the time. And you should NEVER EVER drink orange juice just after you brushed your teeth. Then you'll be the noisy one. 
Ares: But ham is ALWAYS silent. 
Demonis: Yesh, a lesson we should all learn. 
Dark Kakyuu: Ham isn't ALWAYS silent. When it's been cooked to much it becomes hard. Then you toss it on the floor and CRASH! Ham is no longer silent. Now Oranges! They're forever silent. 
Ares: NO! Oranges make squishy noises!  They also go "bom bom bom" when they fall down the stairs 
SailorMarine/Lanora: (who is ignoring Ares, Demonis and Dark Kakyuu) My name is Lanora. Sailor Marine. Lets go see Kitty. Ocean Bubbles Rise! (It carries Starbeam and Lanora to Sunset hill temple which is where Lanora lives. Leaving those three at the school)
Dark Kakyuu: (who is still talking and doesn't notice that they left) Is there ANY food that is pure quite? I know! Icing sugar is silent! 
Ares: No, when is dries it crackles 
Dark Kakyuu: I guess there's no food that is completely silent. And you mean when it's melted. t's already dry. 
Ares: Ham, is silent 
Demonis: Narf. 

~Back in front of Minako's house~ 
EJupiter: (Sits there drinking tequila) Yash gotta *hic* do better than that kid 
EVenus: Ya! c'mon, don't ya got better powers? Cuz that was sad 
EPluto: Lemme handle em. Requisition permission to do what vampires do best. 
EJupiter: *hic* 
EVenus: O come on ya wimps!  WANT US TO ATTACK?! Fine we will! VENUS SWIRLING VORTEX! (A beam wraps around Venus, lifts her
up into the air then beam like daggers than fly up and slash her) 

~At Sunset Hill Temple~
Marine: (Her bubble brings Starbeam and her to Sunset Hill Temple. When they land both girls are in kimonos.) Kitty's in here. (When they
open the door they see Kitty lying on a bed in a kimono and a tan colored cat trying to stuff some weird syrup in her mouth.) 
Illusion: Open up! 
(A blue haired girl walked past Sunset Hill Temple and suddenly stopped) 
Yuri: No? It CAN'T be!? Is that? I gotta find out. (Runs into the temple) Hey! You! Who are you? 
Starbeam: (Hasn't noticed Yuri yet and is talking to Lanora.) Well since I'm now in my regular form I guess I have to tell you my real name. (She turns around and sees Yuri.) But, I'll do that in a minute. Who are you?  (She gasps and bends over and sees something happening to Venus and Jupiter. Then says in a low tone) I can see that they need help but I'm still to weak to use my full power on that. 
Lanora: (Turns around and is shocked. Was she meeting her sister. Her long lost sister. Then it began to get extremely foggy. She thinks:) Oh
no not Queen Celistia. (She transforms and Dequis, one of Celistia's droids, appear.) 
Dequis: I've been sent to destroy you. 
Sailor Marine: You'd follow me to the end of the world wouldn't you? 
Dequis: If Celistia ordered it. 
Marine: Fine. AQUA ATTACK! 
Dequis: CLONE! (Millions of Dequis's spread out and circle Marine.) 
Starbeam: She needs my help too now. (She telepathically communicates with her mom.) Mom,  I'm teleporting two of the senshi that are in trouble to you where are you right now. 
Megan's Mom: I'm in the special Sailor room. 
Starbeam: Ok I'm teleporting them there. (out loud) Starbeam Magic teleport the two Sailors to the Sailor Safe room. Now I better help her out. Super Sailor Change Starbeam power! (She teleports to where Marine is.) Want some help? 

~Back in front of Minako's House~ 
Venus: (Screams in pain) 
Jupiter: (Suddenly disappears into thin air.) 
Venus: Makoto? Where did you go? (Then she disappears to where Jupiter now is.) 
Jupiter: Where are we? 
Venus: I don't know. 

~Back at Sunset Hill temple~ 
Yuri: (telepathically to Starbeam) You shouldn't have done that. How are the inner senshi going to learn how to use their powers to full potential if you rescue them all the time. You must let them fend for themselves. Not ever battle concerns you. 
Starbeam: I'm not going to rescue them all the time. Is two times going to do any harm. 
Yuri: Errr. (Notices Dequis and Pulls out a disk and tosses it into the air) Marina Celestial Water! Transform! (She transformed into Sailor Marina) Hey! You had your fun! Now we play fire with fire! (She grabs another disk) Ice Block! (A giant swirl of crushed ice surrounds Dequis. They join together trapping her in the ice.) Let's get out of here. I'm not in the mood to fight. (Marina grabs Kitty and Marine and they dash out the door.) 
Starbeam: (To Marina as she runs behind them) Are you trying to imply that you hate me just because of one thing I did. 
Marina: Hey! I didn't say that! I just said you can't go helping them in their battles, unless they are about to die. 
Starbeam: Well sorry, as far as I know Sailor Senshi seem to help each other out in battles when they need help. On my planet we didn't just wait till one of us was about to die to help and I don't think it's like that here. 
Marina: When your not involved, don't join in. If they have people like you, who help them all the time, you will never be able to defeat Dark Kakyuu. She's unlike any other enemy, and they need proper training, whether they do it against The ESenshi or I have to send out enemies. And you are doing them a big disfavor by teleporting them out. 
Starbeam: Fine I'll teleport them back. Starbeam Magic teleport the Sailors back to where they were. (to Marina) There ya happy now. And I don't like it when people make fun of me. (Starbeam collapses onto the ground.) No not again. 

~Back in front of Minako's house~ 
(Venus and Jupter reappear)
Venus: Hey we're back to where we were before. 
Jupiter: I know odd isn't it? 
(Venus and Jupiter look around but EJupiter EVenus and EPluto are nowhere to be seen.) 
Venus: This is very odd there is no one here now. 
Jupiter: Yeah it's like they never existed in the first place. 
Venus: But they did exist Jupiter we were fighting them. 
Jupiter: Yeah I guess your right but since their gone now we won't have to hear from them anymore. 
Venus: Yeah that is a good thing. So Jupiter do you wanna finish that little hanging around the town thing? 
Jupiter: Sure but let's go to the movies instead. 
Venus: We better get some food first all that fighting made me hungary. 
Jupiter: Ok. Let's transform back. (They run to a spot where no one could see them and transform back into their school uniforms.) 
Minako: So where do you want to go to eat? 

~Meanwhile~ 
Dark Kakyuu: (disappears into another dimension) Now it's time for some real fun (Her eyes turn a glowing blue. Suddenly the world around Starbeam starts swirling. She shuts her eyes for a moment and when she opens them Starbeam is in a city that is in ruined. Before here she can see her friends, dead. As well as her parents. She can see her Best Friend just about to die. She looks at Starbeam.) 
Starbeam Best Friend: I hate you. This is all your fault. I will never forgive you (Starbeam's best friend dies, and Starbeam is still in the illusion. She keeps hearing her best friends dying words, echoing in her ears.) 
Starbeam: (Screams out) This can't be real! Moonbeam would never say anything like that to me! Nether would Sunbeam, Skybeam, Seabeam, and all the other Sailor Beams would never say that to me! If your the cause of this false world Evilbeam I swear that I will destroy you! (She walks up to the illusion of her dead best friend and touches her glove.) There isn't a trace of her Ultimate planet power on her. There is usually a trace of it somewhere on them and her magic weapon isn't with her. This is definitely a fake world with a fake Moonbeam. Cause Moonbeam would of used her by then. So would the others. (She looks at the other illusions of her friends.) Just as I thought no weapons with them. Now all I have to find out is who did this and how I can get out. 
(There is a laughter as a young girl, who looks like Starbeam as a child appears) 
Child: You think this is an illusion. You are eluded, princess. The Queen took away their powers. Now, I will show you what had happened when you came to earth. The memory you tried so hard to block out. You did a good job convincing yourself with that fake memory.
(Starbeam's memory of going to earth goes blank. All of a sudden she remembers something. Her old memory was replaced with this:) 
Moonbeam: Don't go Starbeam! We need you here! 
Starbeam: I have to! My parents are in danger. 
Sunbeam: If you leave we'll make sure that this planet of yours is destroyed! 
Skybeam: Yes! We'd rather be with the enemy then a looser who back stabs their friends. 
Starbeam: But I HAVE to go! Please! I don't won't to! 
Seabeam: If you leave, we'll hate you forever! You back stabbing brat! Friends don't abandon friends when they need them the most. 
Starbeam: PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO! 
Moonbeam: If you wanna go, fine! But you'll never see us alive again! We'll let them take over your kingdom. (she grabs hold of Starbeam and shoves her into the portal.) 
Child: Now I'm sure you'd just love to know what happened. And I'm sure you'd LOVE to know what you past was really like. (A blurry picture of Marina appears) 
Marina: Don't listen to that hell span creature! She's evil! Don't give in! 
The Child: (Waves her hand and Marina disappears) And I'm sure you want to know who she really is. 

~Outside the illusion~ 
Marina: Shimatta.. she's trapped in an illusion!
Marine: What's happening?! Is Starbeam ok? (She teleports them back to the temple. Starbeam is still unconscious. Illusion runs up to her) 
Illusion: Go in and wake her up! You know how Lanora, use the dream warp hole. We can watch you through you magic mirror. Use your
communicator to contact me and Kitty when you need us. 
Kitty: But I'm going! 
Illusion: No, your too weak.
(Marine and Marina enter the illusion. They see A strange Sailor comes quietly out of a time hole behind the evil child. The evil child does not see her or hear her.) 
Strange Sailor: Time Freeze! (The evil child freezes. Then Marine and Marina try to walk out of the illusion) 
Marine: Who's she? 
Marina: Who knows...
The Child: (Glances at the two trying to escape and blasts them into a separate dimension. Then looks at the strange senshi) It isn't that easy to freeze a dream. (looks at Starbeam) Now, Starbeam, how would you like to know the truth about those two. (The child raises her hands to the sky and the illusion starts to glow.) 

~In The Other Dimension~ 
Marina: No! We can no longer enter her dream! Her Illusion is at it's highest! If we enter we will die on impact and if someone is
strong enough to enter the dream will be disturbed and we'll loose Starbeam forever! She'll be in dream continuum with that girl forever! 
Marine: How can we wake her up then. (They teleport out of the dimension and walk back in the temple) 
Illusion: I can go in with my mind. And try to destroy the child. It's just a illusion. That's my name isn't it. I'll use my ability to control minds to send an illusion warrior to destroy the child. 
Marine: That won't be necessary Illusion. Because I've tracked down who's controlling Starbeam's mind. We have to stop her. 
Illusion: Ok. Kitty's strong enough to fight now. Bring her with you. 
Marina: Good, because Illusions idea wouldn't work, even with her mind, she could kill Starbeam. Any way you can enter. So, there are three power sources that weaken Dark Kakyuu. Fire, Water or Earth. I'll take water, so you two have choice. Who wants Fire and who wants Earth? 
Marine: Fire. 
Kitty: Earth 
Illusion: (throws a communicator at Kitty.) Use this to contact if in trouble. I'll send back up Illusion Sailors to help. 
Kitty: We'll be ok Illusion. Dark Kakyuu may be powerful but we've already out numbered her watch us through Marine's ocean mirror. 
Marine: (opens the temple door) Protect my parents while I'm gone. Dequis is probably unfrozen by now and might come for revenge. (The three Sailors leave the temple) 
Marina: (Pulls out another disk and tosses it into the air. It turns into small computer and starts typing) It appears that it will be harder to get to Dark Kakyuu then we thought. She's in a nonexistent dimention, which makes it hard to get to her. Our best bet is to summon up our energy and teleport there. 
Marine: Either that or search through my portal again. Let's teleport there but first. (Takes a weird pill and pops it in Kitty's mouth.) Just so she doesn't lose all her energy on the way. 
Kitty: Ok shall we? 
Marine: (grabs Kitty and Marina's hands) Marine Power! 
Kitty: Feline Power! 
Sailor Marina: Marina Planet Power! (They teleport into a strange dimension. There is nothing but blackness in front, in back, above, below, or to the sides, yet they can still walk.) 
Marina: Gee, now I've been everywhere. Even nowhere! 
Marine: Ah I see something ahead I think. Maybe it's Dark Kakyuu. Just a sec. (She pulls out a mini computer and starts typing) This Place is filled with illusions. Even the walls are illusions. This is pretty much a semi illusion because us and Dark Kakyuu are in it and were all real. Now lets find Dark Kakyuu! 
Kitty: (screams)  Help! (The other two turn around and Kitty has disappeared!) 
Marine: Oh my God! Not only is this whole place one big illusion we could be illusions when we walk out! 

~Back in the illusion~ 
Starbeam: Your lying. I can see right through your brainwashing spell. Not to mention I'm am protected from that by the power in my blood. I know what really happened on my home planet and my friends would never destroy planet Starbeam cause then they would have their homes destroyed and Moonbeam was the one to first to find out the truth about Evilbeam. You shall pay for trying to twist my memories even if I will have to use so much power that it could kill me. Black hole trap! (She traps the evil child in a very strong black hole and then clenches her fist.) I call upon the power of the planet Starbeam bring forth a power that destroys dreams and illusions that are evil. Starbeam planet cyclone! (The cyclone heads right toward the child and damages her really bad.) 
The Child: (smiled and simply steeped out of the way of the cyclone.) You poor poor, innocent girl. You really don't get it! You can't hurt me, for I don't exist as you know of existance. I have the power to make up illusions, but I also have the power to change things in the present, future and past to make them happen. Like that illusion. You remember don't you. The one where I sent a cyclone towards you. Here. (The area starts swirling around and time is turned and it makes it seem like this happened:) 
Starbeam: Your lying. I can see right through your brainwashing spell. Not to mention I'm am protected from that by the power in my blood. I know what really happened on my  home planet and my friends would never destroy planet Starbeam cause then they would have their homes destroyed and Moonbeam was the one to first to find out the truth about Evilbeam. You shall pay for trying to twist my memories even if I will have to use so much power that it could kill me. 
Child: Oh my! (traps her in a black hole. then sends a cyclone at her. The cyclone hits damaging Sailor Starbeam tremendously. Of course she
doesn't remember the Child saying she can show her time, because, well it hasn't happened.) You are helpless in this dream. There is nothing
to protect you. I can show you the future.. the present.. and the past. If you choose to let me.
Starbeam: You little brat! I can remember what you did. You altered time didn't you? All you want to do is twist my memories to evil. You know nothing of what would happen in the future. 
Child: You are very misguided. I know all about the furture.
Starbeam: There's no way you know!
The Child: Ahh,then I'll proove it! (The world starts to twirl and Starbeam sees an image in her mind. Starbeam is in front
of Evilbeam. She is looking out the window at earth being destroyed.) 
Evilbeam: I'm GLAD you FINALLY returned. The Sailor Beams have been waiting. They really want to kill you for leaving them. So, I'll put you in with them. But to make it more interesting. (She snaps her fingers) Now you have lost all your powers. (Starbeam shrinks to her Child Size) And to make it more interesting you can cause illusions and you can change time. (Starbeam goes into the room where all her friends attack her at once, leaving her almost dead on the floor, as they leave) 
Starbeam: It's not true It's not true! Your Lying! They would never do that to me and they would never join with Evilbeam unless she put a spell on them! 
Child: This is the truth of things yet to come. You can change them of course...

~Back in Dark Kakyuu's Portal~ 
Marina: It's an illusion! All of it! That means. (Thinks) This is only an illusion so.. (Out loud) Follow my lead, Marine. Kitty! It's an illusion!You're really here with us! It just appears that your not! Kitty, we can see you. 
Kitty: (falls from the ceiling.) Weird. You guys disappeared for a second. You know how this is all an illusion? We have now been walking in circles. Dark Kakyuu isn't down here she's up there where I came from. She didn't see me she was to busy concentrating on the illusion. It should be easy to trap her. Follow me! 
Marina: Be careful, she might not be as easy to beat as she looks.

~On Sunset Hill Temple's sidewalk~
Dequis: (Is lying down on the temple walkway crying. she is in an Illusion) Let me out. (sobs and then is out of the Illusion she was in and
is on the pavement sobbing)
Celistia: (zaps Dequis back to her dimention) YOU FAILED! 
Dequis: It was Illusion she's too strong! 
Celistia: You should be STRONGER! 
Dequis: But..... 
Celistia: I had enough of you! (puts Dequis in a cage over a lake. Just like in the illusion except this is real. She dumps Dequis in to drown.) 
Akia! I call upon you! (A demon with blue hair, green eyes, and a blood red suit on appears.) Illusion you've met your match. 

~In Dark Kakyuu's Dimention~ 
Dark Kakyuu: What's that thing up too! It's gonna give away my plans! 
Marine: (whispers) Time's a wasting. Time to attack. 
Kitty: Might as well. May I do the honors? Earth Rumble! (Huge boulders, rocks and earth trap Dark Kakyuu underneath it and start to grind
together. Dark Kakyuu is hurt badly. This also destroys the illusion Dark Kakyuu made. Starbeam should not be trapped any longer) 
Marine: Flame RAGE! (a wave of flames crash on top of the rocks and Dark Kakyuu is under it. She is hurt badly but not dead.) 
Dark Kakyuu: (with some effot stands up and looks around.) THAT'S IT! (A swirl of some surround the three Senshi. When is clears they are in illusions. Marina is trapped in a large maze, around every corner is a monster. Kitty is hanging from a thin wire over a lava. Marine is stuck somewhere in  the ocean, trapped in a whirl pool) 
Marine: Your smart Dark Kakyuu but not smart enough. I learn from my cat things are not always what they seem. And I also learned I can control minds. (Marine puts her into an illusion and Dark Kakyuu finds her self in a room that keeps getting smaller and smaller and all three
girls are free.) That will only hold her for a second. I also picked up something else from Illusion, which gives me a plan. 
Dark Kakyuu: (growls and sits in the middle of the illusion, concentrating) You can't full the Goddess of Illusions. Awaken! (opens her eyes and breaks the Illusion, appearing back in her dimention)
Marine: We'll make clones. 
Kitty: What? Is that your plan? 
Marine: Part of it. 
Kitty: Well spit it out cuz Dark Kakyuu's regaining consciousness. 
Marine: If we make several clones Dark Kakyuu won't know which ones are the real ones. She'll be out numbered. We will stay in my
transparent bubble while Dark Kakyuu fires at the clones. She can't hurt the clones. And we can fire from the bubble and Dark Kakyuu will think the clones are doing it. 
Kitty: Dark Kakyuu's pretty smart, but it's worth a try. 
Marine: Ok then. (a staff appears in her hand and Marine start spinning it.) Millions and millions of clones she will see just of Kitty, Marina, and me. Invincible they are, but she can't see the true and us Senshi can shoot at her from the blue! (Millions of Marina's, Kitty's and Marine's appear and the three real Senshi appear in a bubble) Dark Kakyuu can't see us from here nor can she see the bubble. 

~Back in the Temple~ 
Starbeam: (opens her eyes and sees that she's in the temple again.) I'm out of the illusion. (She then falls to the ground. And says very weakly) Oh no I used so much power in that illusion world that I'm even weaker than what I was before. 
Illusion: Don't worry Starbeam. Just take this potion and drink it you'll feel much better. It will give you more strength. Sit down on the bed and relax. Here's Marine's magic mirror you can see them battle Dark Kakyuu. Looks like their winning. They got Dark Kakyuu buried. Or you can contact Eclipse using the communicator. 
Starbeam: Thanks but before I take the potion I better power down just so it doesn't do it to me unexpectedly. Starbeam Down! (She turns into regular Megan) Thanks Illusion. (She drinks the potion and sits on the bed with the mirror.) I better not contact Eclipse. She'll just come over here and throw a big fit all over me. Just because I'm weak form the fight on my planet doesn't mean she has to fuss over me. I just couldn't take having my hacker cat doing that. Hey, Illusion I can't see the fight. I think this thing is broken. (She sets the mirror down and sighs.) 
Illusion: Really? That mirror can't break. Unless Dark Kakyuu portal's magical force field is far to strong for it. Probably is. But I know another way to view it. (Illusions beam on her head starts to glow then a portal appears.) Step in and watch them fight in our magical portal. Dark Kakyuu can't beat it. This portal leads to every portal in the universe! You can go into someone's portal or you can watch it from the crystal ball in the center of the portal. 
Megan: I'll watch form the center Thank You. (She walks to the crystal ball.) Oh I'm so weak. I'm glad you are able to do this cause my
dimension traveling power is weak too right now. I don't think I could even travel to me my hidden dimension. 
Illusion: I'll come with you. Just as soon as I put a force field around the temple. (A transparent force field circles the temple) You never know when Celistia will attack. 
Megan: Well let's get going then! I have a feeling that they are in trouble. (She runs into Illusion's porthole and turns around.) Ya coming or not. 

~in Dark Kakyuu's dimention~ 
Dark Kakyuu:  Nusiances, get away (Dark Kakyuu waves her hand and Starbeam is blasted out of the porthole. Then she raises her hand and a bright light flashes.) Enter any more dimensions and your worst (notices the clones and growls slightly)

~at Sunset Hill Temple~
Starbeam/Meg: (Gets up off the ground) Oh Crap this isn't good. Illusion what are we going to do? It was your porthole after all.