[VAMPQ] The Trouble with Potatoes Synopsis: The questors were having dinner with Pericles when Rathan came into the dining to warn them that it was a trap. Rathan battles against the forces of darkness and makes some surprising discoveries. Character Controller Rathan Barbar [email protected] Ah (Blood spider created by Rathan) Turion Mr. Sinister... As chaos erupted around the questors, Rathan targeted Pericles. "CHAKAN!" shouted the insectoid with one claw fist extended towards the vampire. The only impressive feat to happen was the souffl went flat. "By the -! Ahhhckk, I can never get that sonic blast right. Mau'dib makes it look so easy." The large insectoid stood still while the armours and The large insectoid stood still while the armours and his companions slugged it out. Soon those with hair had it standing on end. Satisfied with the charge built up, Rathan released the bolt of electricity at the vampire. Unfortunately it bounced off into an armour, slagging it. "May the Ancestors take you, you son of a lizard!" With that said, Rathan leaped onto the dining table with the intent to charge the vampire. Once again things were not happening according to the insectoids plan. The legs of this table happened to be set fairly in, so that the legs closest to Rathan acted as a fulcrum point. The net result of this applied physics problem was that Rathan went down, while the other end went up sending a large bowl of mashed potatoes into the surfer's face. "Don't you just hate it when the vermin get into the food?" replied Pericles to Turion. From admist the fray a tiny voice shouted out, "Don't worry, Boss, I got the bite on the vampire." "Aaaaarrggghh! I'll obliterate you for that." The vampire grabbed the tiny creature from his neck, and flung it into the salad bowl. "If you killed him, I'll see your bones cleaned by the sands of Garukasesh." The large insectoid jumped to the far end of the table with his spear out-stretched to stab the vile undead through the heart, only to find threads of mist where the vampire stood. Not wishing to waste time, Rathan brought forth the Sign of Chaos, the Logrus. Using the magical lens, he scried for the vampire, only to be surprised to find the Symbol of the opposing order, the Pattern. Upon a second examination this familiar sign was seen to be flawed. "You fool, don't you realize that all who use the Broken Pattern will be destroyed by the flaw?" "Yo, Boss! I'm being chased by a lizard. It was in the salad bowl," Bwap, "and someone is sneaking up behind you," stated Ah as Rathan stumbles down, while trying to remove mashed potatoes from his face. "Thanks for your belated cry of warning." "I'll give you a belated cry of warning, Imposter!" shouts a Cambion that looks like it could be Rathan's twin. "Imposter? A wimpy Shadow saying this to me, I'll rip your you," stated Ah as Rathan stumbles down, while trying to remove mashed potatoes from his face. "Thanks for your belated cry of warning." "I'll give you a belated cry of warning, Imposter!" shouts a Cambion that looks like it could be Rathan's twin. "Imposter? A wimpy Shadow saying this to me, I'll rip your heart out for that," replies Rathan as he picks up the demon-spawn. Noticing the brigade of trolls fighting with demons and what looks like a devil for the first time, Rathan decides it might be most prudent to let the two opposing groups take care of his Shadow. With that thought completed, the insectoid hurled the demon-spawn into the midst of the battle. Rathan proceeded to attack several trolls that had broken away from the main group. While the battle was slightly in the insectoid's favor, Rathan was starting to tire, and it was only a matter of time before he fell to the trolls. "Uh, Boss? You know that your side is still bleeding