
Civilian Psychological Profile: Report of Starfleet Doctor Julian Bashir, M.D.:
Quark, one of the most influential of modern
Ferengi thanks to his location at DS9 when the Bajoran wormhole was
discovered, owns Quark's Place on DS9's
Promenade but hates being called a "barkeep," preferring "host" instead
as
he fancies himself an empathetic dispenser
of advice as well as a goodwill ambassador and legitimate entrepreneur
extrordinaire. He also caters formal affairs
for the Starfleet crew and named a new souffle creation after Kai Winn
when
the Bajor-Cardassian peace treaty was signed.
In reality he has the reputation of getting anything for a price - with
the
help of a network of sources who also help
him keep a hand in most illegal or illicit trade and deals going on around
the
station. He has even tried to force sex
by contract from the unwitting Dabo girls who work for him; an employee's
error
is made up from garnished pay. When Odo
calls him "disgusting," he proudly boasts: "Til the day I die!" and says
lying is
a gift. But he does sometime show remorse
out of guilt for even his own actions, and relishes the thrill of gambling,
even
in business; otherwise, he has said, the
trade comes off as simple bartering.
His only sibling is younger brother Rom,
whom he often teased and tortured as "lobeless": Quark even stole Rom's
naming day presents from Keldar, replacing
the gifts resold at a profit with old vegetables. His father bought him
his first
copy of the Rules of Acquisition, but it
was his mother who helped him learn them - a repeated pattern whose truth
he
ignored until much later in life, feeling
his father had been hounded by his mother's rebellious independence.
In 2351, upon celebrating his Age of Ascension
rites, he left home as soon as possible despite his father's advice to
stay
close; doing so 10 years ahead of Rom,
he missed out on Keldar's ongoing business failures prior to his death.
In his
20s, Quark apprenticed with a District
Sub-Nagus until he slept with the boss's sister and lost his fast-track
standing.
He later served on a Ferengi freighter
for eight years, where he learned some engineering and transporter skills
while
serving as its cook.
By the 2360s he was running a black market
from then-Terok Nor for the occupied Bajorans and illegally sold food to
them at cost, while earning his exclusive
casino franchise by catering to Gul Dukat and the occupying Cardassians
with
freebies. One Cardassian contact in particular
was Glinn Boheeka. By this time Rom and his young son Nog had
moved to the station, and Quark has fondly
recalled reading the tyke basic Ferengi stories
Amid the shambles of Cardassian withdrawal
from newly renamed DS9 in 2369, his plans to leave were changed when
Starfleet commander Sisko threatened to
jail his nephew Nog for a petty theft if he left - along with enticements
such as
free rent, power and maintenance. It was
a fateful change, leading to contacts with Grand Nagus Zek and the
Dominion. He even served a week as the
Nagus and faced death threats when Zek faked his demise to trick his
unfaithful son.
The next year, after having led a trade
mission to contact the Karemma of the Dominion, he became the first Ferengi
to
meet a Jem'Hadar and Vorta of the Dominion
when captured with Sisko on their Gamma Quadrant vacation eight
months later. That led to Zek's request
in 2371 that be aboard the Defiant's first Dominion contact mission. Married
temporarily to Klingon matriarch Grilka,
he faces down her rival D'Ghor before the Klingon High Council on Qo'noS
to
save her house after murdering her husband
Kozak in self-defense in the bar.
Quark knows at least the worst of human
history, and while he speaks out against superior Terran attitudes he can
be
as racist as anyone. Quark saved his much-cherished
Ferengi culture from the Bajoran Prophets idealism later that year
when he became only the third known non-Bajoran,
after Sisko and Zek, to experience an orb vision and
single-handedly restored the Nagus to his
previous state. Future cultural decisions were not so clear-cut, though:
he was
secretly forced to allow his employees
to unionize in 2372 despite Ferengi Commerce Authority intervention. He
finally
made up with his mother the year after
revisiting the homeworld for the first time in 20 years when Ishka refused
to
renounce her feminist ways, endangering
Quark's livelihood of fines and support.
Even Rom finally began to find some backbone
as the 2370s dawned, standing up to Quark regarding their mother, his
biased view of their parents, and finally
Nog's application to Starfleet Academy - the latter a move Quark actually
tried
to sabotage. The next year, he nearly stranded
all three in 1947 Earth as lab specimens.
Aside from his crushes on Dax and Kira,
Quark had a surprising one-month fling in 2363 with Cardassian journalist
Natima Lang, the love of his life. She
didn't turn him in for aiding Bajorans, but felt betrayed and broke off
the affair
when he used her secret access codes to
be paid for bogus goods - a much-regretted act seven years later, when
she
turns up as a Cardassian dissident. Of
odder course was his falling for Pel, a feminist like his mother whom he
could not
commit to after her revelation as a female
cost Quark a cut of all the Grand Nagus' future Gamma Quadrant profits.
Despite his tough stance, though, he has
always been a sucker for a pretty face of any species. When ho once chided
O'Brien over his marriage troubles for
not following the submissive-female way of the Ferengis, he was evasive
when
asked why he's still single.
He engages Odo in a running battle of wits,
but while it gets vicious at times there is mutual respect and even affection
present. Despite his pride at escaping
detection, he has been caught red-handed in crime more than once but served
only petty penalties. He still retains
old Cardassian security clearances through Level 7 - one higher than Odo
- and
knows enough about engineering to install
a small cloaking device in ships not normally made for them. Lock-picking
of
all kinds is another skill.
In a battle of wits, a rival casino opened
by Martus Mazur across the Promenade almost sunk his bar in 2370 until
Quark planned a Bashir-O'Brien racquetball
rematch to get his customers back. If he didn't know the sport by then,
he
learned it quickly enough to call the remote
play-by-play. He also enjoys the Ferengi game of Tongo, of course; Dax
says he scratches his left ear just before
Acquiring, a dead giveaway.
Security File: Report of Odo, Security Chief
SD 49000
Quark, the Ferengi barkeeper, is a self-important
con artist who's nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is. His bar is
a
center for scams and illegal dealings.
Quark was a co-indicted in 2362 by the Romulans
as the middleman with alien thief Fallit Kot for hijacking a Romulan
ale shipment, but testified against Kot
and got off - barely escaping with his life eight years later here at DS9
when Kot
was released.
He allowed thieves of the Dax symbiont aboard
DS9 and became an inadvertent supplier of arms to the Maquis' first
attack. Even my first encounter with Quark,
in 2365 on then-Terok Nor, saw him backing up Kira's alibi in the Vaatrik
murder for a price. That is all.
Civilian commendation by Capt. B. Sisko,
CO DS9
SD 50100
I have to hand it to Quark. The Federation's
thanks go out to him once again for acting as a trade rep to the
Dominion-fringe Karemma, and even more
so -- if I am to believe these reports -- for keeping my ship intact when
he
single-handedly diffused an unexploded
Jem'Hadar torpedo.
I just wish he would cut out that stunt with the station-wide advertisements in the comm systems and replicators.
Security File: Report of Odo, Security Chief
SD 50080
This is to note the recent cooperation of
the Ferengi barkeeper in a successful sting operation against the Markalian
smuggling ring. That is all.
Security File: Personal Note:
SD ---
Never again will I take someone into custody
without announced charges. I have done so with Quark, of all people,
and it nearly cost he and I both our lives.
At least I have learned Quark is not well-connected and wealthy enough
to
join the Orion Syndicate.
Psycho-Medical File, Dr. Julian Bashir
SD 50500 Update
Quark has seen the true heights and depths
of life in the past few months. He has stared down the cherished precepts
of
his culture and come away less conservative
after choosing between life and breaking a Ferengi contract with none
other than his old adversary, FCA Liquidator
Brunt. An overpaid Ferengi doctor's misdiagnosis of fatal Dorek
syndrome was bad enough, but to have Brunt
demand that Quark follow through on their signed contract to sell his own
desiccated remains, per Ferengi custom,
was even worse. Despite his onetime decision to hire Garak to kill him
-- a
fact I have received through confidential
source -- and the subsequent loss of his Ferengi business license, Quark
has
survived -- a bit stunned at the support
the station has given him in spite of the many stunts he's pulled. We must
face it:
Quark provides a valuable service and resource
on the station -- even if he still takes 30% of his workers' tips and
manages their vacation fund himself.
One the other hand, it's a good thing our
resident Ferengi barkeep is a tough little guy as well. Along with his
varied
injuries and near-fatal mishaps in just
the past four years -- including, I suspect, his actions which saved he
and Odo on
a Class-L ice planet -- are the bruises
he picked up upon Grilka's return to DS9 this year. Actually she came back
looking for some romance, and I still can't
believe Worf tutored him to do it and survive, especially with some virtual
reality combat device. I also can't believe
his first trip to Risa came with our group earlier this year -- though
I can
believe he owns a first-edition copy of
Vulcan Love Slave.

