
Assessment Report of Starfleet Command
Portions excerpted from Briefing of 2367
Contributing analysis: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
"Q" is the Federation designation for an
impudent, self-superior and sometimes malevolent being from the otherwise
mysterious Q Continuum. Beginning in 2364,
the alien literally began to pop up in Federation space to tease, torment,
and
try Starfleet officers - especially Captain
Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise. From the reports and eyewitness
accounts it is not certain that the remainder
of his kind share his outlook. It should always be stressed that Q's apparent
juvenile humor should never be mistaken
for the amoral, unconscionable acts of which he is capable..
As a pursuing hostile, Q achieved Warp 9.9
- although that might have been designed to tease the humans; he has since
showed capability for instantaneous travel
within both space and time within this dimension and perhaps others. The
subject
Q claims to have an Intelligence Quotient
of 2,005 and to be ageless.
The Q being, usually taking the form of
a human male, is known to have confronted the El-Aurian native Guinan around
2166,
a century before the Borg scattered her
people and over 250 years after she first encountered Captain Picard and
his crew
when they were time-traveling in old San
Francisco. Q and Guinan consider each other enemies.
He first appeared to the mainstream Federation
when attempting to limit humanity's ongoing advance in the galaxy, charging
humans as being a "grievously savage race"
and putting Picard's crew on trial as all humanity's representative. Later
that
year, with the Continuum intrigued by humans,
Q tried to tempt Picard's first officer Riker with Q powers so the Continuum
would have a human to study. Losing a bet
with Picard that Riker would accept them, Q had to promise he'd leave humans
alone.
Recalled home for that incident and cast
out to wander the galaxy, a bored Q offered to renounce his powers and
sign on as
a "guide" through the unknown upon reappearing
in 2366. Picard's refusal angered him into hurling the ship 7,000 light-years
beyond explored space into the initial
confrontation with the Borg, where the U.S.S. Enterprise escaped only with
his help.
Because of such ongoing meddling, Q was
reportedly stripped of all his powers by the Continuum and banned again
circa
Stardate 43539, choosing human form in
refuge aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise to hide out from all his enemies. But
after
selflessly offering himself to the Calamarain
to save the starship, his powers were restored.
Captain Picard has reported that Q returned
a year later, claiming to still harbor guilt over the unreturned gratitude
while
arriving unannounced amid a personal matter
involving a romantic affair. To apparently learn more about this new vulnerability
in Picard, he placed the couple and the
ship's senior staff in a Sherwood Forest reality as the legendary Robin
Hood, Maid
Marian, and the Merry Men - with himself
as the Sheriff of Nottingham. After its resolution, the woman, the rogue
archeologist Vash, accepted Q's offer for
hosted adventures about the universe.
It was this encounter which prompted Starfleet
Command to schedule a major service-wide briefing on Q in 2367. Despite
his
departure with Vash and a year's seeming
absence, Q turned up again in Picard's life twice within a few months in
2369, to
claim a Q female raised up as a human and
to steer Picard on his deathbed through an alternative view of his own
life. The
busy alien also turned up on Deep Space
Nine that year, where he taunted Commander "Benjy" Sisko and his staff.
A year later he sent Picard on a time-slipping
trek into three key timelines to help decipher a poser the Continuum had
raised to illustrate humanity's future.
Q has called 24th century Earth a "dreary
place" and "mind-numbingly dull," preferring it a thousand years earlier
with the
Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition and -
shrinking his own time lag by 400 years - Watergate. However, it was that
same
boredom that drove him to mischief in the
first place.
Security Assessment: Starfleet Intelligence
It should be noted that in all of these
latter encounters Q took on a darker, more establishment tone. In his early
appearances Q had tried to intimidate the
Starfleet crews he met with rapid changes in costume, mostly from Earth
history:
appearing variously as an Elizabethan-era
naval captain, a United States World War II Marine general, a post-nuclear
Holocaust drug soldier and judge, an Aldebaran
serpent, a Starfleet admiral in dress uniform, a Napoleonic French marshal,
a Starfleet commander, a monk, an angle,
and a deaf elderly man; eventually he came to prefer a simple contemporary
Starfleet captain's tunic.
Though supposedly bereft of human failings
such as emotion, Q has shown an occasional romantic inclination - especially
with Vash, whom he toured around the Gamma
Quadrant in 2367 until she grew tired of him and escaped until they crossed
paths again at Deep Space Nine two years
later.
His emotional outbursts have included jealousy
and petty tantrums, even smaller in scope than the forced Borg encounter:
freezing Tasha Yar and later isolating
her in a "penalty box," converting an angry Dr. Crusher into a barking
Irish setter,
sending potential rival Julian Bashir into
a deep sleep before his date with Vash, and in anger caused her to age
and lose her
hair as per an alien insect's bite.
File update:
Q Entity: Logged by Capt. Kathryn Janeway,
U.S.S. Voyager, Delta Quadrant
SD 49301.2: As part of our ongoing intent
to update existing Starfleet and UFP database files where possible, I make
the
following notation regarding the entity
described as Q and hope that it survives us.
The alien described in Picard's reports
appeared on our vessel to contest our unintentional freeing of a fellow
Q from his
isolated imprisonment, where he had been
put for expressing a desire for suicide. As a compromise I was allowed
to decide
his fate in an inquiry which included a
human-personified representation of the Q Continuum and the appearance
of Isaac
Newton, a 20th century human involved in
popular music culture named Maury Ginsberg, and Cmdr. Wil Riker, late of
Picard's crew. I only pray that Riker could
have somehow been returned to his home with a message revealing our crew's
whereabouts. My impression of the Q home
is one of bored omnipotence, which leads me to wonder why more natives
are
not of a meddling mind as the Q known to
us.
Throughout our dealings I found Q to be
reasonable, though fostering what I would call a flirtatious attraction
to me
personally, and he kept his word - even
when I ruled against him. The incident aboard Voyager seems to have shaken
up his
reportedly increasingly staid demeanor,
especially when the other Q cited his one-time hijinks as an inspiration.
Supplemental, SD 50394:
As I had feared, Q has reappeared with disturbing
news on many fronts. He was indeed inspired to take up his late
comrade's banner of individualism within
the Q Continuum, which apparently sparked an all-out internal struggle
between the
two factions which appeared in our dimension
as constant supernovas, far above the statistical norm. I have no idea,
of
course, whether this was galaxy-wide or
localized to our Delta Quadrant region. For our perception Q depicted the
events as
a scenario from Earth's American Civil
War - where he took the side, interestingly enough, of the Union forces.
The guise
was thorough enough that interceding Voyager
officers eventually used Continuum "weaponry" in this form with enough
ability to halt the fighting.
I was also correct about his perverse fascination
for me personally: on this visit he professed an annoyingly insistence
to
bear his child in order to pump "new blood"
into what he perceived as a staid species. While I rarely felt myself in
any danger
of being coerced against my will -- and
problems of interspecies physiology aside -- it eventually turned out this
was his plan
to end the "civil war" just mentioned.
Should these logs survive us, this visit
may have added to our perception of the Continuum in that it turns out
representations of "male" and "female"
Q do mate for life. Q's mate, who turned up in a spate of jealousy over
his attentions
to me, described herself as five billion
years in age, and their relationship a billion years less than that.
Even more amazing is that fact that I may
have witnessed the first-ever "procreation" between two Q -- which to these
mortal
human eyes appeared to be more than touching
the index fingers together, an original method these two created on the
spot.
In any event the new infant apparently ended
the internal dispute, and I now have the dubious distinction of being godmother
to what may be the first Q infant in several
millennia, if ever.

