Archive #2



11/4/99

*Last weekend's news flash:
Somewhere in the Under Dark there is a group of individuals that are proceeding to get mixed up with the Drow Underground, while uncovering a huge counterfeit surface slave ring, and getting arrested all in a good day's work. In the mean time this mysterious group of individuals has also managed to remain hidden to their armada of enemies and supporters while struggling just to buy new clothes that can manage to last through more than just one fight. Will wonders never cease for this ever adventuring randomly formed group of individuals who now are known as the company of Shadows Emerging, created by their now fearless leader now known as none other than Rachan, the only other human besides Zex to have beaten the one and only supposed arena champion for the past century Gruesome Bloody Jaw! Hooray! Hookah! The crowd, consisting only of the Shadows Emerging crew cheered loudly for their fearless leader who unlike Zex pounded the living crap out of the blasted ugly arse Hell Giant. Unlike Zex, Rachan also ate the heart right out of Gruesome's meager attempts at defeating the fearless leader. Hooray! Hooray! Meanwhile the company has no funds but those Rachan won compliments of the sticky fingered guards, the pipes are being played again, Meanie the ship is healed thanks to a few paid volunteers, and a few jewelfully pleasant alliances were struck. Now the Shadows Emerging crew glares at those who would dare make fun of their super cool name, for they have earned the right to call themselves anything they want. Preparations are being made for the next baddie to step up to bat, so far the Shadows are 1-0 with three more games to go. Next week is Red Jack the ever burning, entrapped and thoroughly pissed off devil, but as far as the Shadows are concerned the bad boy has got to go! Tune in next week for more excitement and adventure...

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