Wynn's Words of Wisdom: "My great and auspicious words to the peoples this day are..."

Finn's Fantastic Facts: "Our wonderful history lesson this week imparts this upon your ignorant heads..."

House of Shadows was not the first house of Elves, but rather an upstart younger generation of elves.

Update on Under Dark Quest:

Well no lack of dangers for the past few days of journeying for our hapless heroes. After a viscious fight after leaping out of the worst plane to be stuck on, Flash Fury got blooded as the shop blew up in a fantastic explosion of fire. Rachan insisted on leaping back in and then out again, it was like a sporting good game of hopscotch between planes. Eventually MOD or the decievable mistress was stuck firmly in the hands of a few enraged trapped fiends just like herself as the folks back home blew up the portal and Sandy wished herself onto the seventh heavens to kill K...anus and almost lost herself in a successful save of Big brother "M". A night demon left its mark on Sandy and she grabbed everything she had come for. WOW it was a good day, two major baddies down in one fowl swoop. Sandy and Mourne then renamed the hold of the ship Farewell and everyone else then showed up there. Mourne got his body back and dropped off a child by the name of Lore with the group so I guess we are baby-sitting for now. Fearless leader lost his dragon golem to some old man with a cane and the initials MINE. We sneaked past Menozobranzen with success and managed to avoid some nasty evil technology thingies on several occasions. Also we saved a bunch of cute underground pygmy like people who were being attacked by huge metallic nonliving scorpions. Apparently they call themselves children of the stone and sing to gems. All in all the hapless adventures pushed on through muck and grime but are so much closer to pimping the crap out of the evil, and cowardly Krakken. Sandy sharpens her spears, and prepares to make a trident and net, while everyone else learns the basics of swimming and breathing underwater. Fearless leader fantasizes about defeating Big Brother "M". Lore insists that he is watching us "rats" as opposed to the other way around. Oh and how can our group of travelers forget the newly discovered Big Brother "M" contract on them, things just keep getting thicker as the pit deepens further. So tune in next week for another bout of arse whooping kicking butt from our fantasy super heroes.

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