Wynn's Words of Wisdom: "Death Hydras are a lot more difficult to get rid of than their name implies"

Finn's Fantastic Facts: "Despite popular belief there are actually 4 Krakkens total and one of them is named Squishy"

Rath's Rumor Requiem:This new section promises to keep gossip mongers hip hopping from possibility to possibility. Imagine the fun and confusion galore.

"There is word of a peasant wandering around with a spear gathering an army for revenge against evil crop eating rabbits, sheep, and other vermin that harass farmers everywhere."

Quellis' Quote Query: Quotes are us is here to join this fabulous newsletter for the populous. So you wanna use the coolest new and upbeat sayings well then simply check this out! We know that you will be satisfied with your verbal communication to your fellows. We invite our readers to offer suggestions. Simply mail the writer and editor in chief with what you think is cool.

"Beating up Mourne is not a reality, but a fantasy." -Lore to Rachan on Rachan mentioning how cool it would be to defeat Mourne.

Under Dark Update:

Our group of fearless adventurers was literally smoking underwater in their latest test of feats. After paying a heavy toll to pass through a tunnel, they discovered that the guardian is being attacked by the evil technology beasts. We don't mention their names here for fear they may track us down for simply acknowledging their existence and thereby consider us a threat or obstacle for removing. Our hapless group was then provided entry into some sort of sanctuary so old and forgotten that they were eating dust for a couple of minutes. Everyone then failed the first test, like duh! of course LOVE is the most powerful force. We assure our readers that the group will not be forgetting this anytime soon, we hope. Then there was a second test involving thrones, well let's just say that the choices again were lacking, but hey even the coolest adventurers have off days! Anyway after that blistering assault the adventurers found themselves at the lake of the Krakken, who is rumored to be named Squishy. Well unfortunately only one of our group had bothered to be properly prepared for this part of the underwater assault. Sandy had unfinished business with Squishy. The group after evading the majority of the minions of Squishy, proceeded to track down the location of the staff. Sandy was captured in some green gooey stuff and got the chance to parley with the infamous Krakken for a while before the rest of the group even noticed her disappearance. Alas finally the heroes sent Squishy packing temporarily while they grabbed everything not cursed in sight. We welcome our readers to turn in next week or two for the fateful conclusion of the deity quest.

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