12/1/99

Now for the moment you have all been waiting for : The Conclusion of the deity quest and this week's mass announcement of hope, futility and most importantly gossip. So please enjoy the show and don't forget to either sign the guest book nor tip the writer of this most esteemed newsletter of premier sensationalism! Also by popular demand we shall be releasing three escapades a week along with cool new formatting so make sure to check in often to keep clued in to the excitement and triviality of the hottest folks this side of Shattyr.

Wynn's Words of Wisdom: "Boons are never free despite what the beings giving them may say."

Finn's Fantastic Facts:"Despite the insistence of all the houses of power, they are all related in one way or another, and many of today's generations can lay claim to major blood relations to more than one house. Whoever said incest was a dead practice obviously didn't consult the royalty!"

Rath's Rumor Requiem:"Villages along the Snake River claim that the Magic Mountains were actually created to annoy the mages who used to use them as a shortcut from one end of the continent to another. They believe that the mountains decided to use it as a practical joke because they felt unappreciated and it was so funny that they never let go of the ability to mess with mages and such since. Villagers themselves find it humorous and support the Magic Mountains wanting recognition or at least a bit of gratitude."

Quellis' Quote Query: "Displays of power only attract greater power. Its sort of a family motto." -Syl commenting to Croaker and Sangre on their recent visitors.

The Conclusion...but of only this quest!

Whahahahahahaha laughed Sandy upon grabbing Delvadar's body and as much treasure as her grubby hands could hold and leaping through the portal and into the river to Grandmother's house we go. Of course the rest of the group grabbed as much as their grubby hands could hold too along with two other bodies of Dimitrius the first and a mage called Justice. Sandy merely asked herself Dmitrius the first of what? Justice of what? Now Sandy recognized the ever important Dwarf Delvadar due to her friendly association with her Dwarven drinking buddies from back home since they were the only ones brave enough to challenge her in a drinking contest. I'rzula discovered gills beneath her breast much to her surpassingly new delightful sensations. Of course no one else took quite as much pleasure with their new gills. After dumping themselves in the river the heroes shrunk ourselves into super deformed versions of themselves and rode in a cauldron up to the island to finish the ritual release of an entrapped deity that included a little bleeding and destruction of valuable property only to find that they were somehow at the dawn of time. Well imagine that said their ever fearless leader as Sandy thought up ways to influence everything after the dawn of time. Ah the opportunities are just priceless. All the hapless heroes got a boon from the freed deity. Kayla reached sainthood. Syl refound her compassion and love. Sandy undid a poor choice she had made in the past, er future and is unsure what that is going to mess with until she returns to the future. The fearless leader chose to be quiet about his mental screwing with people. I'rzula gained the ability to cast stuff with a thought, while her student Syn chose to increase her beauty to that of Wynn Shadowmere as the group trembled in fear of the repercussions. Everyone took at least five steps distance from Syn, not sure when to expect the incoming assault from Wynn and wanting no part of it. Fury and Lore also gained their prospective boons with satisfaction. Everyone was happy and safe in this sanctuary. One of the previous slaves gained 150,000 gp value from Fury and Lore to various ends since both Rachan and Lore want to train this up and coming star. Our group of heroes then started training, Sandy now without a patron skipped her way merrily up the experience chart along with everyone else. Tune in next week for the epilogue and beginning of the newest escapade of our most fabulous adventuring heroes.

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