The Alliance...

Typical Alliance Member

Is this a normal occurence in your household? Well then join me, General Linaket of the RAAA, or the Rebels Against the Appliance Alliance. We are there, so hang in, and watch your back...

Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to join us and help us in our rebellion against the Appliance Alliance. Report to your Commanding officer if you have a suspision. Have the cofee machine and toaster began to whisper suspiciously? Has the refrigerator dumped water all over the floor? Has the washing machine colored your best white silk clothing red? Has the microwave exploded on you on more than one occasion? Is your computer determined to ruin your life? E-mail me ([email protected]) and join us against this alliance, we will win our good nation back soon! END MESSAGE