(FADE TO: a blank screen.... slowly and inexorably, light
begins to filter in and we begin to giant metallic acronyms
appear ..... forming a long line.... first to appear is the
'IWC' Logo. As it slides to the side, the next logo comes
forward, it's the 'WWWA logo'... then, it TOO slides over,
to the opposite end, allowing the next logo, that of 'WAR'
to grab the spotlight.... just like the previous ones, it
TOO slides over. The line of logos continue to move forward
and slide over... that of the 'MWF', 'AWF', and many
others.... all move forward until the screen is filled to
capacity.... all the logos have somewhat of a dull sheen to
them, and some even have rust.... then without warning....
there is a rumbling noise.... all the logos begin to
vibrate..... the first logo to topple over on its side is
that of the 'AWF'! It hits one of the other logos, which
starts a chain reaction and just like dominoes they all
begin to topple over.... SUDDENLY.... there's a HUGE
EXPLOSION and metallic debris shoots EVERYWHERE!!!
Momentarily obscuring our view.... after a few seconds,
the screen begins to clear up.... and standing in the
middle of the screen is ONE solitary logo..... with a
golden shine so brilliant that you at times have to
shield your eyes.... amidst the remnants of all the other
logos, are the letters..... 'FWF'!! Then superimposed
underneath the logo are the words ".....Dare The Unknown!!"
At that moment we begin to hear the roaring and cheering of
fans, faint at first, then growing in crescendo until it's
almost unbearable as we are taken to the inside of the
Mid-South Coliseum in Memphis!! The cameras pan around the
filled-to-capacity arena, capturing scenes of the fans as
they yell and wave frantically as they anxiously await
the start of this week's segment of BATTLEGROUND!!! The
camera then zooms to the broadcast booth where the Triple
Threat Team of Tony Ross, Victor Alvarez and Jake Shades
are sitting.....)
TONY ROSS: (yelling to be heard over the clamor of the
crowd....) WELCOME EVERYONE TO YET ANOTHER SEGMENT OF
BATTLEGROUND AS THE FWF INVADES MEMPHIS!!! (the crowd
continues to cheer as Ross waits for them to calm down a
bit)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: TONY!!! The intensity here is absolutely
ELECTRIC!!!
TONY ROSS: That's because the FWF has FINALLY arrived in
Memphis!! And they KNOW that FWF has some of the most
DIVERSE talent in the ENTIRE WRESTLING INDUSTRY!!! We have
'em all here.... LEGENDS, LEGENDS TO BE, the MOST PROMISING
Rookies of ANY WRESTLING FEDERATION.... as well as some of
the most controversial and exciting wrestlers to EVER step
into the squared circle!!
JAKE SHADES: Not to mention the MOST charismatic announcer
in the wrestling industry..... ME!!
TONY ROSS: Is THAT what you do here?? Well it CERTAINLY
gives NEW meaning to the word.... Anyway, tonight we have a
BLOCKBUSTER card lined up!! We have one of the MOST visible
personalities in wrestling history today, the NATIONAL
CHAMPION PCS defending his title against the number 2
contender, the man with a secretive past, HENRY GOLDWIRE!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, Goldwire has quietly made his way to
the top of the rankings and now is receiving a MUCH
deserved title shot..... he's bee..... (INTERUPTED)
JAKE SHADES: MAN PLEASE!!! I don't care WHO GOLDILOCKS
payed off to get this shot, but it WON'T matter 'cause PCS
is gonna show him just WHY he's the PREMIERE WRESTLER that
he is!!
TONY ROSS: Also scheduled tonight, we have another title
defense as FRONTIER CHAMPION Jean Rabesque defends against
Rookie of the Year RUNNER UP, Billy Matthews!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony it's been a LONG AND HARD road for ....
JAKE SHADES: WOW VICKY!!! You mean he likes his men just
like YOU do??? LONG and HARD???
VICTOR ALVAREZ: (giving him a sarcastic look as he
continues) As I was saying.... Billy Matthews has had a
rollercoaster ride as far as wins and losses are concerned,
but with his recent HUGE Nightgown win over "Extremely
Bi-sexual" Beau Edmunds on Battlenet it helped to propel
him to contendership for a title shot.
TONY ROSS: Yes, Billy Matthews is CERTAINLY one of the most
talented Rookies that I have EVER seen!! I also understand
that Helix's disappearance was also contributing factor in
Matthews title bid?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: That's right Tony, with the mysterious
disappearence of Helix, FWF Pres. Joe LeBron announced
prior to the finalization of this card that Helix's number
one contender spot would be temporarily vacated until or if
he appears and returns to the FWF. That of course allowed
EVERY ONE to move up one ranking spot, giving Matthews the
number 5 contender spot, which as we all know is the final
TITLE contender spot for the National and Frontier Titles.
JAKE SHADES: Well, for once I gotta hand it to 'ol CHEAPO
Jerk LeBron..... getting rid of HELIX was the BEST thing
he's done thus far!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: HE DIDN'T GET RID OF HIM YOU MILK DUD!!
Helix vanished and he just wants to keep the flow going
smoothly in the FWF!! Tony, my sources tell me that the FWF
has SO many active contracts, that the front office is
actually considering adjusting the TITLE CONTENDER spots
from the TOP FIVE to the TOP SEVEN!!
TONY ROSS: I'm not surprised Victor, the FWF continues to
grow at such an unbelievable rate, so much so that just
about EVERY card turns out to be a DEBUT card for someone!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Speaking of debuts, also scheduled for
tonight is the BATTLEGROUND DEBUT of a new comer to the
sport known simply as Carnivore as he takes on Nevada Smith!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah!! Nevada is da (BLEEP)!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I though PCS was that?
JAKE SHADES: It's just a TERM Vicky, you know, like when
people mistakenly take you for a MAN!?!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Is that right?? Well Nevada certainly
certainly showed the world how much of a man you're NOT at
Battlenet now didn't he?
JAKE SHADES: Oh that?? That was only 'cause he probably
didn't recognize me, that's all.
TONY ROSS: Yeah, you're probably right, the glare from the
arena lights reflecting off that MASSIVE DOME of yours
probably blinded him.
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Speaking of which how IS that dome of
yours? That was a HELL of a shot Jared Wells gave you at
the Awards Banquet!!
JAKE SHADES: If you REALLY want to know, I can SHOW you
how it felt??
TONY ROSS: That match between Carnivore and Nevada promises
to be an ABSOLUTE WAR as these two are a pair of the MOST
INTENSE wrestlers to come around in a while. Also scheduled
to appear tonight will be the likes of Darren McMillan as
he makes his return to singles competition by taking on
BOP's Shrike!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, McMillan really NEEDS to make a
strong showing against Shrike in order to prove to HIMSELF
that he has what it takes to compete in singles
competition. You know, he started out as a singles
competitor here in the FWF before Sage and he hooked up,
and he still has yet to gain a singles victory in the FWF!
TONY ROSS: Well, he'll certainly have his hands full with
Shrike, also a predominantly tag team wrestler, but from
what I understand, Shrike has also been very successful in
singles competition.
VICTOR ALVAREZ: That's right Tony, Shrike was a recent AFWC
GLADIATOR champion and had managed to successfully defend
his title against such MAJOR names as Big Rodge and
Maelstrom!
TONY ROSS: Vic, do we have any sort of update on Sage's
condition??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, my sources inform me that Sage
remains in stable condition and shows gradual improvement
every day. He should be back in an FWF arena very soon.
TONY ROSS: That's great to hear Victor, that sure was a
NASTY spill he took off the top rope at Battlenet, for most
athletes that wound have been a career ender, but Sage,
well Sage is incredible!! He has GOT to be one of the MOST
physically fit athletes in the ENTIRE FWF!
JAKE SHADES: DAMN!! I thought we were rid of that little
slant eyed devil for good!!?!?
TONY ROSS: As usual Jake, you're all heart. Also appearing
tonight, we have tag team action as NOI takes on the
Mercernaries......
TONY ROSS: We also have a special MYSTERY PARTNER TAG match
as FWF Renegade Codie Thompson and a mystery partner take
on the winner of the "Wrestler Most Want To Tag With Award"
'Rage o' Fire' Jared Wells!
JAKE SHADES: Oh, you mean FART MAN!?! Well I hope his
"MYSTERY" partner brings a cork and hammer to plug up Wells
rear otherwise that tag team will REALLY STINK!! HAHAHAA!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: You just don't learn do you Jake?
TONY ROSS: Vic, you really can't fault Jake, afterall, in
order to learn, you have to have a functioning brain,
something which he SEVERELY lacks!! Also on the card will
be the mysterious and controversial Blackcat as he takes on
CRUE member Cactus Laatsch!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, Frontier Champion Jean Rabesque has
had his run ins with BOTH Blackcat and Copycat and until
recently it was thought that they were one and the same.
It should be interesting to see what happens in this match
because I'm sure Laatsch will have one his CRUE buddies
lingering about, where ever Blackcat is, Copycat manages to
show up and vice versa, and I wouldn't be surprised if
Rabesque attempts a little payback on Blackcat some time
during tonight.
TONY ROSS: Yeah, that match has the potential to get
TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!! We'll also be seeing Sardonic and
yet another mystery partner go up against the BOP, Condor
and Falcon.
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Sardonic can relate to McMillan as far as
singles competition goes. He, just like McMillan has had a
VERY rocky start in singles competition here in the FWF and
maybe he's attempting to capture success in the tag team
scene like McMillan did?
TONY ROSS: Well, unless he has a partner like SAGE, he may
just find the tag team scene EQUALLY as rocky because the
BOP have been on a TEAR as of late. They are currently the
NUMBER ONE contenders to SaD's tag title and they are going
to be VERY hard to beat! We'll also be seeing the
outrageous one himself, Beau Michaels as he takes on ring
veteran Michael Kerrigan.
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well, Michaels came off a very tough loss
last week on the Battlenet card and he needs a win to stay
in the race for contendership for the Singles Titles.
JAKE SHADES: It really doesn't matter whether he wins or
not, you see, NO ONE can defeat PCS.... NO ONE!!!
TONY ROSS: Well, that remains to be seen, I see Paul Kramer
has just entered the ring so let's send the action over to
Paul as we get our first match underway..... Take it away
Paul!!
(Cameras focus in on the ring where Paul Kramer is about to
start barking out the first match.....)
PAUL KRAMER: LAAAAAADIEEES and GEEEEENTLEEEMEEEEN!!!
Welcome to FWF BATTLEGROUND!!!! The referee for our opening
match is Danny Diaper!!! (Immediately the ring is littered
with boos and diapers are thrown into the ring... most of
them SOILED!!!)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: This is unusual Tony, I've never seen one
of the FWF referees get this type of reception, let alone
ANY type of reception?!?!
TONY ROSS: Neither have I, and it certainly warrants
looking into....
JAKE SHADES: HEY!! He must be doing SOMETHING right if
those IDIOT fans are booing him!
TONY ROSS: More SHADEY LOGIC huh?? Anyway, the arena crew
have finally cleared the ring of debris so let's send it
back down to Paul.....
PAUL KRAMER: (points to one of the ring attendants to hand
him a towel as he starts to rub a diaper stain off his
pants leg..... after a few seconds of this, he starts his
bark once again.....) First we have, weighing at 301 pounds
and standing at 6'-8", he's BLAAAAACKCAAAAAT!!!!
(Crowd begin to boo almost immediately as Blackcat emerges
from behind the curtains and makes his way toward the ring)
PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent..... Hailing from New Mexico!
He stands at 6'-2" and weighs 287 pounds.... he's a member
of the CRUE..... he's CAAAAACTUUUUS LAAAAAAAATCH!!!!
(Crowd gives Cactus Latch much of the same type of welcome
that they gave to Copcat as he emerges at the foot of the
entranceway ramp and makes his way down to the ring)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Victor, the fans can't seem to make up
their mind who they hate more, Latch or Blackcat?
JAKE SHADES: Oh man, that's an easy one... they hate DANNY
DIAPER MORE!!!
TONY ROSS: You're not far off the mark there Jake, at this
point, it's any one's call.... Latch moves right on in on
the bigger Blackcat and attempts a Russian leg sweep but
Blackcat leaps into the air and DROP KICKS HIM!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony Blackcat is demonstrating an amazing
amount of speed and agility for a man of his size!
JAKE SHADES: I bet you say that to ALL your male lovers
Victoria!
TONY ROSS: Latch jumps right back to his feet just as
Blackcat rushes in.... ARM DRAG TAKE DOWN BY LATCH!! Now
Blackcat jumps to his feet and he rushes once again... NO!!
He faked rushing in and now is pointing at Latch and
laughing!
JAKE SHADES: HAHAHAHA!!! GOOD ONE BLACKY!!! Ya sure
suckered him!!!
TONY ROSS: Latch just stares at him and calls for a test of
strength...... Blackcat obliges.... Blackcat forces the
smaller Latch down to his knees..... AND LATCH MONKEY FLIPS
HIM!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony look! Now Cactus Latch is taunting
Blackcat!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah, but he doesn't do it as convincingly as
Blackcat does....
TONY ROSS: Blackcat just stares at him .... he gets to his
feet and now he's complaining to referee Danny Diaper about
something......
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Blackcat is motioning to his groin....
JAKE SHADES: Your favorite part of the male anatomy....
TONY ROSS: I think he's telling referee Danny Diaper that
Latch kicked him in the groin when he applied the monkey
flip! The fans are booing loudly now... but it doesn't seem
to be at Blackcat's accusations... it seems to be at Danny
Diaper as he begins to admonish Cactus Latch!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, there has to be SOME reason for the
fans to react like this toward the ref?!?
JAKE SHADES: Sure there is.... HE SUCKS!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Weren't YOU the one that said earlier that
Danny Diaper must be doing something right to have the fans
booing him??
JAKE SHADES: Yeah..... as a matter of fact I did, I still
fail to see your point??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Just forget it..... OH!!! Blackcat with a
kick to Latch's stomach!! Latch was busy arguing with Danny
Diaper that he NEVER saw it coming!! Latch is gasping for
air now.... Blackcat grabs Latch by the head and flings him
backward with authority!!!
TONY ROSS: Latch landed HARD on his back!! He may have
banged his head in the process!? Blackcat is taking control
now.... He pulls Latch to his feet.... sends him to the
ropes.... POWERBOMB by Blackcat!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony did you see the FORCE of that
powerbomb?? He almost drove Cactus Latch straight through
the mat!!!
TONY ROSS: Cactus Latch is in serious trouble now as
Blackcat once again pulls him to his feet.... he's setting
him up for a suplex..... BLOCKED BY CACTUS LATCH!! Blackcat
with a knee to the stomach.... he goes for it again....
BLOCKED AGAIN BY CACTUS LATCH!!! LATCH ROLLS HIM UP IN A
SMALL PACKAGE!!
TONY ROSS: ONE..... TWO.... NO!!! Blackcat kicks out!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Cactus Latch was still too weak from that
powerbomb to hold Blackcat down for the three count...
JAKE SHADES: That could be Victoria, but somehow... I DON'T
THINK SO!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: You have a different view??
JAKE SHADES: No, not really, just like busting that tight
little triangle of yours ....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Triangle???
JAKE SHADES: Yeah, if you were a MAN I woulda said BALLS
but since you're NOT, I said TRIANGLE.... get it VICKY???
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Why do I even bother? Blackcat is the first
to get up now and he heads straight for Latch who is just
now getting to his feet.
TONY ROSS: Blackcat with a clubbing forearm to the back of
the head.... he has Latch set up for a pile driver....
LATCH REVERSES IT AND BACKDROPS BLACKCAT OVER THE TOP
ROPE!!! Latch tries to get a breather now as he stares down
at Blackcat!
JAKE SHADES: Now I see why this was the opening match...
VICTOR ALVAREZ: What do you mean??
JAKE SHADES: Never mind.... it's beyond your comprehension
Vicky.....
TONY ROSS: Cactus Latch looks as if he's got his wind back
and he's waiting for Blackcat to get to his feet it
appears.... he uses the top rope as a slingshot and propels
himself over the top rope and on top of Blackcat!! They
both crash into the railing, though Blackcat obviously got
the worse of it!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: The tide is turning now as Cactus Latch
whips Blackcat headfirst into the ring apron!! Blackcat
slumps on down.... his head laying on the ring apron...
Latch reaches for a chair.... he swings it overhead and....
OOOHHH!!! Blackcat ducked and the chair
bounced off the bottom ring rope and nailed Cactus Latch
right in the face!!!
JAKE SHADES: HAHAHAAAAA!!! THAT'S WHY THIS IS THE OPENING
MATCH!!! 'Cause it's funnier than putting on midgets!!!!
TONY ROSS: I think Cactus Latch is bleeding..... YES he
is!!! And badly!! Blackcat makes his way over to Cactus
Latch.... he grabs Latch by the neck and is going to send
him HEAD FIRST into the ring post!!! NO!!! Latch puts on
the breaks and sends Blackcat into the post!!! OH!!!
Blackcat hit that post HARD with his shoulder!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony... the entire ring shook with the
impact!!
TONY ROSS: Latch rolls Blackcat back into the ring and
follows in after him.... AND WHAT'S THIS??? Referee Danny
Diaper is confronting Cactus Latch??? He's barring Latch's
path to Blackcat and is starting to pat him down?? He's
checking Latch for a foreign object??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Referee Diaper must have seen something
that WE didn't because I see NO indication at all for this!
And just listen to these fans BOO Danny Diaper Tony.... AND
there goes the diaper tossing again!!
JAKE SHADES: (gets up and tosses a diaper also....)
HEY!! THIS IS FUN!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Where did you get that??
JAKE SHADES: Why courtesy of JC unlimited.....
TONY ROSS: JC?? NOW everything is starting to make sense!!
How exactly is JC tied into this Danny Diaper deal??
JAKE SHADES: Don't know what you're yapping about dud....
errr I mean dude... heheheheee.... JC just kinda likes to
liven things up around this (BLEEP) federation!!! I kinda
like it myself...
TONY ROSS: YOU WOULD!! Somehow with JC being involved, I
fear it's going to be a LOT more than just a little
amusement sideshow..... Meanwhile Diaper is still frisking
Latch..... and Blackcat is on his feet!! Latch turns just
as Blackcat lunges.... TOO LATE!!! Blackcat just LEVELED
Latch with a clothesline!!! They're both down!! Blackcat is
first to get to his feet.... Latch is up also now....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: They're starting to slug it out now in the
middle of the ring!! This isn't a wrestling match
anymore.... IT'S TURNED INTO A STREETFIGHT!! LATCH WITH A
THUMB TO THE EYE!!! BLACKCAT IS BLINDED!!
JAKE SHADES: Actually, Blackcat has a BLACK EYE now...
heheheheee.... get it??
TONY ROSS: I would tell you not to plan on leaving your day
job, but I actually WOULD like you to..... Blackcat is
swing with wild lefts and rights now..... He can't see so
he wants to make sure that no one can get near him!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: He even has referee Danny Diaper running
for cover..... Cactus Latch manages to get behind Blackcat
and..... SLEEPER HOLD!!! Cactus Latch has Blackcat caught
in a sleeper hold!!!
TONY ROSS: Blackcat is flailing wildly.... and he grabs the
ref.... Danny Diaper is struggling to break free from
Blackcat's grasp....
(the fans start chanting " ..... KILL THE REF.... KILL THE
REF.....")
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Diaper is struggling... pulling
backwards.... and OOOOHHH!!!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Blackcat let go and Diaper falls backwards
and out of the ring!!!
JAKE SHADES: HAHAAAAAA!!! This is HILARIOUS!!!
TONY ROSS: Blackcat is still flailing his arms wildly
about as he tries to escape Latch's sleeper hold.....
Blackcat wraps his arms around the back of Latch's head
and...... JAWBREAKER!!! BLACKCAT IS FREE!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Blackcat pulls Latch to his feet and....
OHHHH!! THAT HAD TO HURT!!! BLACKCAT WITH AN UPPERCUT TO
LATCH'S GROIN!!!
JAKE SHADES: Well, something like that wouldn't hurt
someone like YOU Victoria, I mean, if ya don't have the
equipment, then there's nothing to hurt...
TONY ROSS: Blackcat is circling around the doubled-over
Latch.... CAT'S CLAW!!! Blackcat has Cactus Latch caught in
his finisher!!! Latch is fading fast.... he's... he's....
LATCH IS OUT!!! Blackcat lets Cactus Latch drop to the
canvas!!! But there's no ref to make the count!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Blackcat sees referee Danny Diaper
struggling to get to his feet and races over to him....
LOOK!! He literally dragged Diaper through the ropes and is
now instructing him to make the count as he makes the
cover.....
TONY ROSS: Diaper still appears to be dazed though.... he
checks the shoulders..... ONE.....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: TWO.....
TONY ROSS: KICK OUT BY LATCH.... BUT TOO LATE!! The THREE
COUNT WAS ALREADY MADE!! This match is over!! BLACKCAT WILL
GET THE WIN OVER CACTUS LATCH!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony you have to wonder if the outcome
would have been any different were it not for the LOW BLOW
that Diaper didn't see....
TONY ROSS: Then again, with the questionable way that
Diaper has been calling this match, you have to wonder if
it would've mattered at all??
JAKE SHADES: That's a good point Tony!
(Tony Ross and Victor Alvarez look in shock at Jake Shades)
JAKE SHADES: What??
TONY ROSS: Just not accustomed to having you compliment and
agree with me... that's all...
JAKE SHADES: Yeah... it's a creepy feeling isn't it... but
anyway, don't get used to it, you only come up with a good
point once every 6 or 7 months.....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony.... apparently this match isn't over
for Blackcat.... he's going to the outside of the ring....
and he's looking for something......
VICTOR ALVAREZ: He's got a chair Tony!! He slides underneath
the bottom rope and.....
TONY ROSS: OOHH!! Blackcat just nailed Cactus Latch over
the head with that chair!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony I think that's the SAME chair that
Latch accidentally hit himself with outside of the ring
when he tried to strike Blackcat with it!! What is the need
for that?! The match is already over!
JAKE SHADES: Well, may be Blackcat just wants to show Latch
how to PROPERLY execute it!?
TONY ROSS: Latch is OUT COLD!! And Blackcat is reaching
over and.... He's pulling the prone Latch up and on to his
shoulders!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: He's leaving with Latch draped on his
shoulders!! That's a 287 POUND man he has on his shoulder
Tony!! And he's going right through the crowd with him on
his shoulder as if he were carrying a bag of groceries!
Where is he taking him??
JAKE SHADES: Could be that he's planning on using CACTUS
there for a scratchpost.....
TONY ROSS: Somehow Jake, I DON'T THINK SO!! But we'll try
and get an update on this while we break for this
commercial. Fans, we'll be right back.
(Cameras fade out to a WWWA promo.....)
(Cameras fade back to the broadcast booth as the second
match is just about to get underway.....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony we just got an update on Nostradamus's
condition. As you know, he was SEVERELY injured at last
week's FWF Boundary card at the hands of Nevada Smith. It
seems that Nostradamus has suffered some sort of
spinal-vertebrae injury which has left him, at least for
the moment, temporarily paralyzed.
JAKE SHADES: Well, I tried to warn the FOOL not to mess
with Nevada.... but he wouldn't listen to me and NOW LOOK
AT HIM!!! Let this be a lesson to ALL!! NOT listening to
Jake Shades can be a VERY PAINFUL EXPERIENCE!!!
TONY ROSS: It certainly CAN'T be as painful as LISTENING to
JAKE SHADES THOUGH!! Victor, so then it would appear as if
Nostradamus's career as a wrestler is over as we know
it.... or so it may seem anyhow. After all, we thought
that last time when he suffered that brutal beating at the
hands of that monster Golem and he was able to recover.
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well Tony, from what my sources are telling
me....
JAKE SHADES: And WHO exactly ARE your sources??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: If I wanted that to be public knowledge
then I wouldn't refer to them as sources now would I??
JAKE SHADES: I think you're just making this stuff as you
go along......
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Not withstanding your "oh-so witty"
opinion Jake, MY sources tell me that the even if
Nostradamus SOMEHOW manages to pull out another miracle
that he will NOT be licensed to wrestle in the FWF or any
of it's affiliates.
JAKE SHADES: Yeah!! Another one bites the dust!!
TONY ROSS: Well, to be quite honest, I can't say that I'm
surprised Victor. I would imagine that i....
JAKE SHADES: YOU IMAGINE?? Are you making this up ALSO as
you go along??
TONY ROSS: Would you please stop already?? Like I was
saying, (looks at Jake who just flashes a mischievous grin)
I would imagine that there are some legal and medical
reasons involved in that decision.
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Absolutely Tony, it seems that the even if
Nostradamus were to miraculously manage to recover from
the injuries to his spine, a bone densitometry study
revealed that a moderate blow or amount of pressure exerted
on the spine at the L4 level would PERMANENTLY paralyze
Nostradamus from the waist down! So the FWF is not only
acting in it's own best interests, but also in the
interests of Nostradamus.
JAKE SHADES: Really?? Wow! That's really something, you
mean if I were to like, um,.. accidentally PUNCH or KICK
him in the back... he would be permanently paralyzed??
TONY ROSS: Accidentally punch or kick?? (shakes his head)
You know Jake, you are BEYOND heartless!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah, yeah... I know that already, but what I
REALLY want to know is WHAT hospital did you say
Nostradamus was in again?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I didn't, and I won't... at least not to
YOU!
TONY ROSS: Nostradamus.... our prayers go out to you and we
wish you a speedy recovery. Right now, it looks as if Paul
Kramer is ready to start the second the match so we'll send
the action to him.
(Cameras catch a fleeting glimpse of Jake Shades as he is
caught making a goofy face at Victor Alvarez. Camera then
zooms to the center of the ring where Paul Kramer has his
mic in hand and is about to start the next match.....)
PAUL KRAMER: LAAAAADIEEEEES and GEEEENTLEEEEMEEEEN!! Our
next contest will pit two members, both from opposing tag
teams, as they wage war in singles competition!!! And
refereeing them will be Sal Putz! First... hailing form
Raleigh, NC.... at 5'-8" and weighing 200 pounds, he's ONE
HALF of the FWF NATIONAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS..... from the
team of SaD, he's DARREN MCMIIIIIILLAAAAAAN!!!!
(CUE UP: "Guilty" by Gravity Kills as the boyish smile of
Darren McMillan greets and waves at the screaming fans! He
quickly makes his way down the aisle, slowing down
occasionally to slap a few hands.....)
PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent, standing at 6'-1" and
weighing 240 pounds..... he hails from Wichita, KS, one of
the members of BOP.... he's SHRIIIIIKE!!!
(CUE UP: "Millenium" by Killing Joke as Shrike appears at
the foot of the entranceway ramp. The fans cheer for him,
albeit, not with the intensity afforded Darren McMillan,
but nevertheless, cheers all the same. He too slaps a few
hands on the way down to the ring....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: This should be a VERY interesting match
Tony. Both members of extremely successful tag teams, both
fan favorites, involved in singles competition.
JAKE SHADES: Why do you always have to do that??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Do what??
JAKE SHADES: Try to build up these FAN FAVORITE SAP SUCKER
matches as though they would really interest anyone??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: It's not a build up... these are two great
competitors tha..... (INTERRUPTED)
JAKE SHADES: PLEASE!! BOOORIIINNG!!! Any NORMAL person
would rather see REAL MEN like TWO rule breakers such as
Nevada and Carnivore go at it than two PANSY (BLEEP) little
girls going at it!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And I suppose you're speaking for the vast
majority.....
JAKE SHADES: HELL NO!!! I don't represent MORONS like
you and the fans, I only represent WINNERS like PCS! I'm
speaking for the ONLY person that matters to me.....
namely... ME!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Yeah, that's what I figured..... and
speaking of winners... a nice show of sportsmanship as
McMillan extends his hand and Shrike accepts the
handshake... OH!!! The moment they released the handshake
Shrike took McMillan down with a Russian leg sweep!!
JAKE SHADES: So much for your "good sportsmanship" eh
Victoria??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: While I'll admit that move was a little
quick off the draw... it WAS AFTER the handshake... Shrike
is all business now as he applies the pressure with a
reverse chinlock.....
TONY ROSS: McMillan having his troubles early in this
match, you have to wonder just how much of an effect Sage's
condition will have on McMillan?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Sage is improving at a gradual rate but is
still not anywhere near where he has to be to obtain
clearance to wrestle again.... ESPECIALLY after the recent
FWF decision resulting in Nostradamus' terminated FWF
license and contract. I think that if McMillan is to have
ANY sort of chance against Shrike, who was a former AFWC
Gladiator champ, he will have to maintain his focus ON this
match and off of Sage.
TONY ROSS: That's easier said than done....
JAKE SHADES: Yeah... especially when winning is as strange
to McMillan as the touch of a beautiful woman is to
Victoria here.....
TONY ROSS: McMillan struggles to his feet..... and he
propels himself backwards and into the corner!! Smashing
Shrike into the turnbuckle but Shrike doesn't release the
hold!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: At only 200 pounds, McMillan just couldn't
generate enough force to stun Shrike into releasing the
hold. Shrike meanwhile, without releasing the reverse chin
lock, climbs up to the second rope and.... HE BULLDOGS
McMILLAN'S HEAD INTO THE MAT!!!
JAKE SHADES: It looks like McMillan will be bunking with
his little slant eyed buddy in the hospital pretty soon!
TONY ROSS: I hate to admit it, but unless McMillan does
something and soon... you may be right!
TONY ROSS: Shrike pulls McMillan to his feet.... whips him
into the corner HARD!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: The entire ring shook with that force Tony!
TONY ROSS: Shrike walks arrogantly toward McMillan and
lands a series of European uppercuts.... McMillan is barely
able to stand.... he's being held up by the ropes....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Shrike is starting to get a little cocky
now as he begins to playfully slap McMillan in the face....
OH!! AND MCMILLAN SUDDENLY COMES ALIVE WITH RIGHT HOOK!!!
Those humiliating slaps were the wake up call that McMillan
needed!! McMillan with another right hook... And Shrike
answers back with right hook of his own that sends McMillan
flying back into the corner!!
TONY ROSS: Shrike goes in and after a few more punches to
the forehead he pulls McMillan out of the corner and whips
him toward the ropes..... back body drop by Shrike.... NO!!
McMillan with a small package!!! ONE... KICKOUT BY SHRIKE!!
JAKE SHADES: Is this match over yet??
TONY ROSS: Your welcome to leave at any time Jake....
JAKE SHADES: Nah... I think I'll stick around, ya never
know when JC will be around to spice up an otherwise dull
match.
TONY ROSS: Not unless Malec or LeBron have something to say
about it.
JAKE SHADES: There you go again... (making kissing noises)
ya got yer nose so far up those two IDIOTS, rears that yer
startin' ta stink up the joint!!
TONY ROSS: And what would you call what you do with JC??
JAKE SHADES: Great minds thinking alike!!
TONY ROSS: More like STINKING alike! Shrike on the
offensive again....
JAKE SHADES: The ONLY offense here is your breath!!
TONY ROSS: Really? I thought your IGNORANCE pretty much
covered that department. Shrike pounding on McMillan
again... McMillan down to one knee... I don't know how much
more of this McMillan can take??
JAKE SHADES: Hey! Ya know what they say.... if ya can't
take it then you turn into something like Victoria over
here!!
TONY ROSS: McMillan with a punch to Shrike's knee!!! Shrike
grabs his hurt knee and is hopping up and down in pain!!
McMillan punches the other knee and DOWN GOES SHRIKE!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: The crowd is starting to get behind
McMillan Tony.... listen to them!! McMillan HAS TO
capitalize on this opportunity if he's to try to turn this
match around!!
TONY ROSS: SHRIKE LEAPS!!!! FLYING HEAD SCISSORS TAKE DOWN
DRIVES MCMILLAN'S HEAD INTO THE MAT!!! MCMILLAN ISN'T
MOVING!! SHRIKE WITH THE COVER.... ONE... TWO... THREE!!!
This is over and in SPECTACULAR fashion I might add as
Shrike's experience prevails over McMillan!!
JAKE SHADES: Experience?? Exactly how much experience is
needed to put away a loser like McMillan!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Loser?? That's one half of the FWF National
Tag Champions that you're talking about!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah and he STILL hasn't won a singles match!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: That doesn't prove anything.... McMillan
put up a hell of match here and....
JAKE SHADES: It proves that he isn't CRAP without that
little slant eyed partner of his!! It also proves WHO the
dead weight of SaD is!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Regardless of his singles record, McMillan
has come a LONG way here in the FWF and I expect he'll go
even further still!
JAKE SHADES: Actually I'm counting on that!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: ???? (puzzled look)
JAKE SHADES: Yeah..... I hope he goes so far that I never
have to see his UGLY MUG again!!!!
TONY ROSS: As entertaining as it is to listen to you too
bicker, we have to go for a commercial break..... Fans,
we'll be right back after these words from our sponsor.
(Cameras fade out as McMillan slowly rises to a sitting
position holding his head.... FADE TO a Nissan Promo
featuring its new "FRONTIER" 4 x 4 Pick-up Truck...)
(Cameras fade back to the broadcast booth where Jake
Shades and Victor Alvarez are still going at it....)
TONY ROSS: Guys, give it a rest already.... you know,
the FWF cards are famous for the action and excitement that
they provide, but NOTHING could compare with the recent
news we heard near the end of the FWF Banquet!
JAKE SHADES: You mean when I got my revenge on that FART
GUY??
TONY ROSS: Yeah, in your DREAMS!! No, I'm referring to the
blockbuster announcement that FWF Pres. Joe LeBron made....
where he promoted VP Scott Malec to the position of Exec.
VP as well as Co-Owner!
JAKE SHADES: That just goes to show you how much of an
IDIOT LeBRON is....
TONY ROSS: And why is that?
JAKE SHADES: Because the LAST thing you want to do is SHARE
your power with anyone!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Spoken like a TRUE idiot!!! With the
ENORMOUS success that the FWF is enjoying, a move like that
was inevitable! In fact, my sources tell me....
JAKE SHADES: Oh no! Here you go again with your FICTITOUS
sources....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: (glaring at Jake who merely smiles back) As
I was saying, my sources tell me that about a week prior to
that announcement VP Eddie McCann resigned his post with
the FWF because he needed to concentrate all of his
resources and energy into his WAR promotion. I understand
he just signed some sort of multi million dollar deal that
promises to skyrocket WAR's image as well as Net Worth!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah, he just bailed 'cause Codie, JC and
Motta were going to do him in..... McCann isn't as stupid
as he looks... he saw the writing on the wall and bailed
before it was too late!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: From what I understand, it was an amicable
resignation and FWF Pres. Joe LeBron and WAR Pres. Eddie
McCann continue on with the same personal and business
relationship.
JAKE SHADES: Personal??? Would that be anything like the
type of PERSONAL relationships you have with those MALE
STRIPPERS over at RAMRODS??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I won't even dignify that with an answer...
JAKE SHADES: 'Cause ya been busted that's why! HAHAAAA
TONY ROSS: So the WAR promotion is on the rise now with
Eddie McCann at the helm FULL TIME and the FWF is now a TWO
MAN operation.... Well I'm sure Malec is up for the
task.... you know he used to run the NFWA literally by
himself and at that time it was the MOST SUCCESSFUL
promotion in the industry!
JAKE SHADES: The ONLY reason the NFWA was somewhat of a
success was because "I" was there.... and DON'T you forget
it!!
TONY ROSS: Believe me, nothing would give me MORE pleasure.
Right now we're ready for our next match so we'll send the
action back to Paul Kramer.
(Cameras fade to center ring as Paul Kramer is about to
start barking.....)
PAUL KRAMER: LAAAADIIEEES and GEEEENTLEMEEEEN!! The referee
for our next match is Danny Diaper!! (instantly the crowd
begin booing and then suddenly they begin to CHEER LOUDLY
as a figure comes storming down the aisle....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, who's that comin.... OH MY!! That
Exec. VP Scott Malec... and he looks pissed!!! I wonder
what this is all about....
TONY ROSS: That he certainly does... and I think we're
about to find out as Paul just handed him the microphone.
SCOTT MALEC: Danny Diaper, I've just had the opportunity to
do an extensive review of the match you just finished
doing, and being the fair-minded individual that I am...
I'll give you a chance to explain yourself.... now what the
HELL kind of refereeing do you call that!?!?
(The crowd explodes with chants of "MALEC... MALEC... MALEC"
as Diaper with frightened expression on his face seems to
be at a loss for words....)
DANNY DIAPER: I..., err... um... Mr. Malec... I really
don't know what you're talking about.... I, um.. I ....
SCOTT MALEC: Yeah that's EXACTLY what I thought you'd say!
But, nevertheless, I want to be fair about this, and since
you seem to be somewhat confused, I'm going to give you
some time to think about my question.... as of this moment
you're suspended until we can find out exactly what's going
on around here!!
(The crowd erupts with cheers as Diapers are tossed into
the air amidst chants of "Malec... Malec... Malec..." then
suddenly the loudspeakers come alive as a figure stands at
the foot of the entrance ramp, holding a mic... as the
cameras pan closer we see that it is ......)
JC: I see you're bullying the less fortunate again Malec!!
That's just your style.... it's TYPICAL of you!
SCOTT MALEC: JC, somehow I KNOW you have a hand in this,
and believe me when I tell you that I WILL find out what's
going down!! You tried infiltrating the NFWA back then and
FAILED MISERABLY and you're also going to fail MISERABLY
HERE!!
JC: Tough words from a man that admits to NOT KNOWING
what's going on.... when will you ever learn Malec.... when
you go up against me.... you're ALWAYS OUTCLASSED!!!
JAKE SHADES: YOU TELL 'EM JC!!
TONY ROSS: Would you be quiet so we can hear what they're
saying!!
SCOTT MALEC: Outclassed?? (begins to laugh) Hardly, let me
show you just HOW outclassed I am JC. I want to introduce
you to our NEWEST referee, who will incidently, be
replacing YOU, Danny Diaper, until we can sort out just
exactly what's going on.... JC, in fact, I think you may
know him..... CZAR why don't you come out and say hello!
JAKE SHADES: CZAR?!?!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: CZAR!! OH MY!! What a COUP for the Malec
and the FWF!!! CZAR is, or I mean... WAS the head referee
for JC and the MWF!!!
TONY ROSS: Not to mention a former wrestler himself!!
JAKE SHADES: WHAT A TRAITOR!!!
(At the mention of CZAR's name JC's eyes widen in shock as
the crowd begins to cheer CZAR as he come out from behind
the curtains and stands face to face in front of JC...)
JC: Czar!!! What are YOU doing here!?! You can't be
serious?!! So we had a misunderstanding??? It happens...
c'mon there's nothing that can't be negotiated, what say we
put the past behind us and start over??
(extends his hand out as a peace offering... Czar looks at
the hand and to everyone's surprise .... shakes it....)
JC: You see Malec, just when you think ya got me...
hahahaaa!! YA DON'T!!
(At that moment JC immediately STOPS laughing and stares in
shock at Czar.... Czar merely smiles as he continues to
shake JC's hand.... applying even MORE pressure as he
forces JC down to his knees....)
JC: AAAAGGHHH!!! You're breaking my hand.... let GOOOO!!!!!
CZAR: Why?? I thought you wanted to be .... FRIENDS????
JC: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!
(The crowd erupts with laughter as Czar finally releases
the handshake and head to the ring, leaving JC crumpled on
his knees, nursing his already red and swollen hand....)
SCOTT MALEC: CZAR, Welcome to the FWF and your FIRST
official match as referee!!
CZAR: Yeah well, let's get this show on the road already!
(Crowd erupts as a dejected looking Danny Diaper leaves the
ring followed closely by Exec. VP Scott Malec who is
ordering security to excort JC and Diaper out of the
building.... )
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I tell Tony, this war between the FWF and
MWF is REALLY starting to get ugly....
JAKE SHADES: Not as UGLY as MALEC and LEBRON are gonna be
when JC finishes with them!!
TONY ROSS: That certainly was a DEADLY blow that Malec delt
to JC and the MWF and I for one am PROUD to see Malec take
command like that!! After what happened at battlenet with
the CRUE and JC and Motta running rough shod.... this sure
was a PLEASURE to see!!
JAKE SHADES: Enjoy it while you can BROWN NOSE, 'cause it
AINT gonna last long!!
TONY ROSS: Well, I'm sure we'll find out soon enough, right
now let's return the action back to Paul Kramer so we can
get this match FINALLY underway....
(Cameras focus back on Paul Kramer who still has a somewhat
stunned look on his face.....)
PAUL KRAMER: Ummmm.... Well, uhhh... apparently the
referee for this match will be STAR....
CZAR: That's C-Z-A-R you IMBECILE!! Get it right or regret
not doing so!!
PAUL KRAMER: Errr... right... The referee for this match
will be CZAR!!! (looks timidly at Czar before
continuing...) First, hailing from Toronto Canada....
weighing 225 pounds and standing at 5'-11", he is a former
WAR tag team title holder... he's MICHAAAAEL KEEERIIGAAAN!!
(CUE UP: "Real Solution #9" by White Zombie as Michael
Kerrigan appears at the ramp. He is received with a
mixture of cheers and boos as he makes his way down to the
ring.)
PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent, hailing from Sacramento
California.... standing at 6' and weighing 231 pounds....
he's EXTREMELY BISEXUAL.... BEAU MIIIICHAAAELS!!!
(CUE UP: "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred as the ever
flamboyant Beau Michaels emerges from behind the curtains.
He's immediately greeted by whistles and catcalls as he
struts down the aisle toward the ring....)
TONY ROSS: This should be an interesting match up.... Both
of these wrestlers have recently come off a couple of tough
losses and the BOTH need to secure a victory to get back on
track tonight!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Not to mention the presence of the NEWEST
FWF referee.... CZAR!! You know, Czar is a no nonsense type
of referee.... he won't take any crap from ANY wrestler!!
JAKE SHADES: It's not the wrestlers that he needs to worry
about.... he better worry about JC, 'cause JC is definitely
one man you DON'T cross!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I'm sure Czar can more than take care of
himself.... he is a former AFWC title holder and KNOWS JC's
ways VERY well.... unfortunately, he suffered a back injury
during a Jet Skiing accident and has since then been limited
to the capacity of referee....
JAKE SHADES: If you think that was REALLY an accident, then
you are DUMBER than I originally thought.... JC has his
ways of getting even.... but I'm sure you'll see for
yourself VERY soon.....
TONY ROSS: Well Malec and LeBron know JC's ways VERY well
also and I sincerely DOUBT that JC can pull the wool over
their eyes!
JAKE SHADES: He already has... only those MORONS don't know
it yet!
TONY ROSS: Kerrigan seems to be all business tonight,
unlike Michaels who just blew a kiss at Kerrigan... THEY
LOCK UP!!! And Michaels with a fist full of hair tosses
Kerrigan down to the mat ..... and would you look at the
GALL of this guy??? He's got his hands behind his neck as
he starts gyrating his pelvis at Kerrigan and laughing!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: One thing you can say about Beau is that he
certainly DOESN'T lack confidence!!! He's downright
arrogant actually.... but he has the talent to back it up
however.
JAKE SHADES: Are you saying that from CLOSE PERSONAL
experience with the man or just FANTASIZING???
TONY ROSS: Kerrigan doesn't seem too bothered by any of
Beau's shananigans....
JAKE SHADES: Shana.. shanani... what???
TONY ROSS: Nevermind Shades, Kerrigan and Beau lock up
again.... and this time BEAU goes flying to the mat!! And
Beau gets right back up and is complaining to referee Czar
about a hair pull.... I don't think he's going to have much
success pleading his case there....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: You're right Tony.... Czar merely looks at
him and orders him to stop complaining and to wrestle!
JAKE SHADES: Who does that guy think he is anyway???
TONY ROSS: He's the new FWF ref, that's who.... Kerrigan
with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip sends the distracted Michaels
flying to the canvas!! Beau immediately sits up favoring
his back and Kerrigan with a snap mare!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Beau scrambles for the ropes... trying to
catch a breather outside but Michaels grabs him by the
legs.... Beau refuses to let go of the ropes and Michaels
YANKS hard and Beau crashes to the mat FACE FIRST!!
JAKE SHADES: Damn!! That has GOT to hurt!! And I'm NOT
talking about his face!!
TONY ROSS: Kerrigan in full control now as he pulls
Michaels up by his short bleach blond hair... Michaels
with a rake of the eyes stops Kerrigan dead in his
tracks!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Michaels is a crafty veteran.... he knows
every trick in the book. And what's he doing now.... he's
fixing his hair and posing for the fans.... talk about
being COCKY!!!
JAKE SHADES: Well of COURSE Beau is COCKY we already know
that!! But then again, you having the PERSONAL type
relationship with Beau..... I'm sure YOU know MUCH more
about the EXTENT of his COCK than anyone else!!
TONY ROSS: Do you have to be SO gross Jake??
JAKE SHADES: Can't help it... it sorta CUMS natural...
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!
TONY ROSS: Michaels pushes Kerrigan to the ropes and levels
him with a series of forearm smashes across the chest!!
Michaels won't have any of that do as he retaliates as
grabs Beau by the ears and pulls outward!! Beau is
screaming in agony as Kerrigan is literally trying to pull
his ears off his head!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Kerrigan is not the sort of wrestler you
want to piss off and Beau is finding that out first hand!!
Czar is ordering them to break .... but they're ignoring
him... and LOOK!! Czar stops the count... and YANKS
Kerrigans hands away from Beau's ears!!! Beau IS HOPPING
AROUND THE RING CLUTCHING HIS EARS IN PAIN!!!
JAKE SHADES: Hey!! Why isn't something done about THIS type
of refereeing?? He's not supposed to touch the wrestlers!!
TONY ROSS: A referee's job is to enforce order in the ring
and that's EXACTLY what he's doing in there!! Kerrigan
makes his way over to Beau who is still in pain, though
apparently not as much, and is starting to pummel Beau with
closed fists to the ear!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Czar steps in and warns Kerrigan about the
use of the closed fists... Michaels just stares at Czar
momentarily and then wordlessly returns to Michaels.... he
pulls Michaels up to his feet.... belly to belly suplex!!
Beau is hurting in so many places now that he doesn't know
which place to soothe first... he has one hand on his ear
and another on his back!!
TONY ROSS: Michaels with a handful of blond hair, pulls Beau
back up to his feet... tosses him to the ropes.....
ABDOMINAL STRETCH!! Michaels has Beau trapped in the middle
of the ring with an abdominal stretch!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: He has that locked on tight!! Czar quickly
moves in to see if Beau wants to submit. Beau is in obvious
pain but he refuses to give in.... Michaels looks as if
he's losing some of his leverage..... BEAU FLIPS MICHAELS
OVER!!! BEAU ESCAPES THE ABDOMINAL STRETCH!!
TONY ROSS: That took a lot out of Beau's reserves... and he
rolls out of the ring to try and recoup....
TONY ROSS: Kerrigan quickly follows Beau outside and begins
to chase Beau around the ring!! Beau dives in under the
ropes and begins laying the shoe leather to Michaels as he
tries to get back into the ring!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I hate to admit it, but that was a smart
move on Beau's part, it turned the tide for him...
JAKE SHADES: Why do you hate to admit it?? 'Cause a
RULEBREAKER proved his superiority or are you just jealous
that SOMEONE else is chasing YOUR man!?
TONY ROSS: As usual Jake, VERY INSIGHTFUL (gives a
sarcastic sigh) Something seems to be happening...
someone's coming down the aisle....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: It looks like some guy wearing nothing
but a robe... he goes straight up to the ring and walks
onto the ring apron!! Both Kerrigan and Michaels, as well
as Czar some surprised by this man's appearance!!
TONY ROSS: This man has totally disrupted the action
here... it even looks as though Czar is curious to see what
this man wants as he just stands there staring at him....
Michaels is the first one to make a move as he walks over
to him and stops a few feet from him.... he seems to be
saying something to the strange man.... the man opens up
his robe and the females seem to like what they see as they
began to whistle and applaud...
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Not only the ladies Tony... look at
Michaels, he's smiling also... Now Kerrigan walks over to
the man... he looks like he's had enough of this .....
MICHAELS WITH A KICK INTO KERRIGAN'S STOMACH!!! It was all
a ruse by Michaels... DDT BY MICHAELS SENDS KERRIGAN TO THE
MAT HARD!!! Michaels pulls Kerrigan to his knees and he's
starting to .... he's starting to drag Kerrigan over to
that man's .... UUGGH!! He's trying to shove Kerrigan's
face into that man's exposed crotch!!!
TONY ROSS: Czar's had enough though and he steps in between
them and breaks it up..... Czar's ordering that man to get
off the apron and the man flashes Czar now... and CZAR
levels him with a right hand so hard he flies off the apron
and lands on the guardrail!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Michaels took full advantage of Czar's back
being turned and applied his finisher ... the GROAN OF
PLEASURE!! Kerrigan is absolutely helpless now as Michaels
moves in for the cover....
TONY ROSS: Czar gives Michaels a suspicious look and
hesitantly makes his way over and begins the count....
ONE... TWO.... THREE!!! It looks as if Michaels gets the
win here.... Czar hesitantly raises Michaels arm in victory
and gives him another suspicious glare before he turns his
back to leave.....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Michaels sees that Czar's back is
turned and tosses Kerrigan headlong into Czar.. he hits
Czar in the small of the back and Czar falls through the
rope and hits the small of his back on the edge of the
apron as he goes down!! Czar is HURT as he clutches his
back!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Michaels goes to the outside... OH NO!!
He's going to start beating on Czar!! No wait!! He's
reaching for something underneath the ring.... it's a bag!!
Michaels grabs some sort of bag and a mic and begins to
gyrate in front of Czar!! Czar reaches for him but yells
out in pain and starts clutching at his back again!!
Michaels starts pointing at him and begins to laugh as he
races back into the ring....
TONY ROSS: He has that mic and it looks as if he has
something to say...
BEAU MICHAELS: "Everyone out there.. Give me a moan .. if
ya TASTE what I've been SWALLOWING! Now that
the ref has been UNFORTUNATELY knocked out.. I'm
going to show EVERYONE what I *REALLY* think of MIKEY
KERRIGAN!"
VICTOR ALVAREZ: What does he mean by that??
JAKE SHADES: I hope it's more of the same that Czar got!!
TONY ROSS: He's seems to be searching in the bag for
something.... he pulls out a vibrator!! What's that pasted
on it??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony... it looks like HAIR?? UGGGHH!! He
tosses it aside and it lands on Kerrigan's chest and rolls
to the outside.... he continues to rummage through the
bag... and what's he pulling out now... it's a "BOYS TO
MEN" penis enlarger!! This guy is SICK!!!
JAKE SHADES: Why?? 'Cause he's showcasing YOUR little love
toys?
TONY ROSS: Kerrigan is up!!! He charges Michaels who tosses
the penis enlarger aside.... IT STRIKES MICHAELS RIGHT IN
THE FACE AND MICHAELS GOES DOWN!! I can't believe the LUCK
this guy has!!?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony... he's STILL rummaging through the
bag... look!! He's tossing out Playgirl and Penthouse
magazines!! Now he's got a bottle of what looks like oil...
it's a "LOOSE YOUR CABOOSE" bottle of oil!!
JAKE SHADES: My, you CERTAINLY are familiar with these
items!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: He tosses that away too and it lands on
Kerrigan and breaks open!! Kerrigan is smeared with oil!!
Now he pulls out a DOG CHAIN with a collar!! And he's
smiling!! That's what he was looking for TONY!!!
JAKE SHADES: Is that the same chain that he uses on you
Victoria??
TONY ROSS: Michaels goes over to Kerrigan... and Kerrigan
with a knee to the belly!! It staggers Michaels... Kerrigan
to his feet... and a LEFT HOOK TO MICHAELS FACE!! But
Michaels retaliates with chain wrapped punch to the side of
the head!! Kerrigan drops to his knees!!
TONY ROSS: He takes that collar now and wraps it around
Kerrigan's neck... and he's starting to yank him around....
HE'S CHOKING KERRIGAN WITH THAT CHAIN!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: OH NO!! Now he's starting to whip Kerrigan
with the chain!! LOOK AT THE WELTZ ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S
BLEEDING!!! KERRIGAN IS STARTING TO BLEED FROM THE
WHIPPING!! What's he going to do now?? He's going to tie
him up against the ropes with the chain...
TONY ROSS: Czar is UP!!! Czar has struggled to his feet and
he climbs into the ring!!! Michaels doesn't see him....
REVERSE NECK BREAKER BY CZAR!!! MICHAELS IS DOWN!! AND SO
IS CZAR!!! I THINK CZAR REINJURED HIS BACK WITH THAT
MANEUVER!! Michaels slowly gets to his feet... and he
glares down at Czar who in obvious pain!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: OHHH!!! Kerrigan got loose and is whipping
Michaels with the chain!! KERRIGAN IS GETTING SOME
PAYBACK!! Michaels quickly dives to the mat and rolls out
of the ring!! He's yelling something at Kerrigan who stands
guard in front of Czar! Michaels gives him one last
gyration of his pelvis and flashes him an obscene gesture
before he turns to make his way back to the dressing room!!
TONY ROSS: Kerrigan looks down at Czar... drops the
chain... and leaves the ring just as the medics rush in to
check on Czar..... Fans... I'm told we have to break for a
commercial.... we'll be back with more from FWF
Battleground....
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Cameras fade to an FWF promo begins to show clips of
HELIX as he defeats Berserker Dave on his way to becoming
the first ever FWF NATIONAL CHAMPION........
CUT TO: another clip of HELIX as he successfully defends
his National Title against the monster known as Golem....
CUT TO: clips of Helix as he loses his National
Title to PCS.......
CUT TO: clips of Helix as he is beaten into
unconsciousness by Isz and Noble Kale.....
CUT TO: clips of Helix being rushed into an ambulance...
CUT TO: clips of Helix's unconscious body as it lays on
a hospital bed as he is surrounded by doctors who are
discussing his condition....
CUT TO: clips of an empty hospital bed surrounded by
doctors with perplexed looks on their faces.....
CUT TO: words on a blank screen which read....
"The mystery still lingers... WHERE IS HELIX????"
Screen fades as Helix face is superimposed on the screen,
partly obscurred by the shadows.....
FADE OUT TO: F rontier
W restling
F ederation......... DARE THE UNKNOWN!!!
FADE OUT......
(Cameras fade back to the broadcast booth....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony... that was SO eerie.... my hair is
still standing on end!! You know... we STILL don't know
just EXACTLY what happened to Helix.... we don't even know
if he's alright or for that matter if he's even coming back!
JAKE SHADES: Good riddence to him!! Kale and Isz did the
FWF a service with the beating they handed him!!
TONY ROSS: You know.... this is just me speculating but...
I can sort of understand WHY Helix left, if he did indeed
choose to leave...
VICTOR ALVAREZ: What do you mean Tony??
TONY ROSS: Well, consider this ...... first he loses his
Title due in part because of Noble Kale, then Kale brings
someone back from Helix's past, who OBVIOUSLY, at one time,
meant SOMETHING to him.... he must be in some sort of
emotional turmoil..... under those circumstances... I
wouldn't blame him if he DID leave, to collect his thoughts
that is... I do hope he comes back....
JAKE SHADES: I hope he DOESN'T!! The FWF should wise up
where Helix is concerned and do to him what they did to
Nossie... CANCEL HIS F'N CONTRACT!!!
TONY ROSS: Well thankfully, neither I nor the FANS share
YOUR opinion!! Just listen to them!!
(Crowd erupts with chants of ..... "WE WANT HELIX!!... WE
WANT HELIX!!....)
JAKE SHADES: I think you're mistaking me with someone who
actually gives a damn!!
TONY ROSS: No chance there Shades... I know you MUCH TOO
WELL!! Helix... if you're listening or watching.... just
know that you are missed and we hope that everything is
okay with you....
JAKE SHADES: Oh how touching... I THINK I'M GONNA BE
SICK!!!!
TONY ROSS: The feelings mutual everytime you open YOUR
mouth Shades.... Well it's time to turn it over once again
to Paul Kramer as the next match is about to get underway.
(Cameras zoom to center ring where Paul Kramer is waiting
for the mic to be lowered.....)
PAUL KRAMER: LAAAAAADIIIIEEES and GEEENTLEEEMEEEEN!!! The
referee for our next match will be Stu Fields!! Our next
match is a tag team event.... FIRST.... hailing from
Compton California.... weighing at a combined weight of 485
pounds.... they are the Brian Taylor and Kirk William...
the NATION OF INNOVATION!!!!
(CUE UP: "Sad But True" by Metallica as Kirk Williams and
Brian Taylor both emerge from behind the curtains and walk
wordlessly down to the ring.)
PAUL KRAMER: And their opponents.... at a combined weight
of 524 pounds.... they are former AFWC American Tag Team
Champions.... they are Steve Lewiston and Rob Anthony....
the MEEEERCENARIIIIEEES!!!
TONY ROSS: You know what question comes RIGHT to mind
right away??
JAKE SHADES: Does Victoria REALLY stuff his bra or not??
VICTOR ALVARERZ: Why don't you give it a rest already Jake,
it's getting old already! Tony, you must mean HOW NOI will
function as a team, right?
TONY ROSS: Exactly!! For that matter, will they even
wrestle as a team, 'cause as of late they haven't been on
the same page let alone agreeing on anything!
JAKE SHADES: It's all that IDIOT Kirk Williams FAULT!! He's
TOO busy catering to those STUPID FAN's whims that he
forget all about the MAIN INGREDIENT needed for winning....
TONY ROSS: You mean cheating?!
JAKE SHADES: No.... I mean BROWN NOSING like you and the
REST of those sissy fan favs do!! OF COURSE I MEAN
CHEATING!!! WIN AT ALL COSTS!!! The mark of a TRUE WINNER!!
TONY ROSS: Being a winner is not solely about victories
Jake.... it's about HONOR.... it's about class and
integrity!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah... that's a nice thought alright, but in
the REAL WORLD, that alone won't PAY THE BILLS!!! This
isn't some little high school activity where they're trying
to instill into you those SAPPY values!! This is a
BUSINESS, not a course on ETIQUETTE and the ONLY values
worth ANYTHING here are...... WINNING!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well, everyone is entitled to their views,
no matter HOW moronic..... okay.... it looks as if it's
going to be the two big men, Williams for NOI and Anthony
for the Mercs..... they tie up.... and Anthony tosses
Williams into the corner!!! What a show of power by
Anthony!!
TONY ROSS: Many people don't realize just how powerful Rob
Anthony really is.... he's nearly 7 feet tall and tips the
scales at just under 300.... and he just tossed Williams,
who is NO small man by ANY measure, as if he were a rag
doll!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah, he's just lucky it wasn't Taylor in
there with him right now...... Taylor would cut him down to
size with ONE PUNCH!!!
TONY ROSS: I wouldn't doubt it.... the use of brass
knuckles has certainly been very successful for him.
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well I wouldn't exactly say successful for
him since it IS the main reason for the problems that NOI
are having as a team! They hook up again.... ARMDRAG TAKE
DOWN BY WILLIAMS!! That certainly caught Anthony by
surprise!
TONY ROSS: That was a smart move by Williams.... equalizing
Anthony's superior power by taking him off his feet!
Anthony up on one knee and.... WILLIAMS TWISTS THE ARM AND
SENDS ANTHONY BACK DOWN TO BOTH KNEES!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Williams has to keep Anthony off his feet
but that's easier said than done as Anthony reaches around
and frees himself with a fireman takedown!! He's shaking
the pain out of that arm now as Williams gets right to his
feet and runs straight into him!!!
TONY ROSS: Anthony is staggered... but he doesn't fall
over!! Williams off the ropes to pick up some more steam
and .... ANTHONY SCOOPS HIM UP AND POWER BOMBS HIM!!!
Anthony is SO strong... he executed that effortlessly!!
JAKE SHADES: Wake me up when Taylor gets involved, will ya?
TONY ROSS: Anthony pulls Taylor up to his feet and tosses
him into his corner.... he tags in Lewiston and lifts
Williams onto his shoulders.... Lewiston up on the top
rope.... HE LARIOTS WILLIAMS OFF OF ANTHONY'S SHOULDERS!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: HE NEARLY TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!! Williams did
a full 360 and landed face first on the mat!! Great
teamwork on the part of the Mercs!
JAKE SHADES: (yawning loudly.....)
TONY ROSS: Williams is in serious trouble here and he
desperately needs to make a tag!! Lewiston reaches for
Williams.... WILLIAMS WITH HEAD BUTT TO THE ABDOMEN!! That
momentarily stops Lewiston.... ANOTHER HEAD BUTT!! Williams
operating on pure desperation as he crawls over to his
corner... he's almost there.... NO!! Lewiston with a
leaping leaping elbow drop to the back of William's neck!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: That stopped Williams DEAD in his tracks!!
Taylor is unusually calm as he merely watches on.... he's
not his usual animated self!! It's almost as if he doesn't
care.... he seems awfully confident despite his team's
predicament as he continues to look on, smiling.....
JAKE SHADES: He's smiling 'cause Williams is getting what
he deserves for NOT listening to him!!
TONY ROSS: I thought you were asleep?!
JAKE SHADES: Who can get any sleep around here with you two
yapping all the time?!?!
TONY ROSS: Lewiston has Williams in what appears to be a
variation of a camel clutch.... Williams yells out in agony
as Lewistion begins to apply the pressure!! Referee Stu
Fields asking Williams if he wants to submit and Williams
yells out an EMPHATIC NO!!! This seems to have gotten some
of the fans going as they begin to cheer!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony this crowd is split down the middle!!
Some are cheering for Lewiston to apply more pressure and
some are cheering for Williams to break free.
TONY ROSS: I don't think there'll be any doubt as to WHO
the fans will be cheering for if or when Taylor manages to
get involved... especially if he remains true to his recent
form!!
JAKE SHADES: Taylor's not STUPID like these other three....
he doesn't need to cater to anyone but HIMSELF!!
TONY ROSS: Williams appears to be getting his second wind
now..... he's up on one knee.... TWO KNEES NOW!!! AND HE
LIFTS LEWISTON UP ON HIS BACK AND HURLS HIMSELF INTO THE
CORNER!!! HE SMASHES LEWISTON INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!
Lewiston slumps in the corner... trying to get his wind
back!! Williams falls to his knees!!! He's trying to make
his way over to Taylor who is desperately reaching for the
tag..... he's almost there.... but Lewiston got his
bearings back... he sees that Williams is almost within
reach.... he rushes toward Williams.....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: TOO LATE!! WILLIAMS MAKES THE TAG AND
TAYLOR SPRING BOARDS OFF THE ROPES AND TAKES LEWISTON DOWN
WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! TAYLOR IS FIRED UP!!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah!! Now you're going to see some REAL
action!!
TONY ROSS: Taylor pulls Lewiston up..... SNAP SUPLEX!!!
Taylor follows that up with a series of kicks to the back
of the head!! TAYLOR IS RELENTLESS AS HE APPLIES A
CHICKENWING!!! Lewiston with an elbow to the face!! Taylor
is momentarily stunned.... another elbow and Taylor
releases the hold!! Lewiston whips Taylor into the
ropes.... clothesline by Lewiston... TAYLOR DUCKS AND KICKS
LEWISTON IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE!! Lewiston staggers to the
ropes to keep from falling down.... And Taylor with a
DROPKICK sends Lewiston over the top rope and out of the
ring!!!
JAKE SHADES: What did I tell ya!!! Taylor is the ONLY REAL
MAN in there!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well, he certainly is taking care of
business in there... and he hasn't broken any rules either.
Tony.... maybe NOI HAS gotten back on track!! Maybe Taylor
saw the error of his ways after all!?
JAKE SHADES: What error?? Taylor has the right idea... it's
that IDIOT partner of his that has to get HIS act together!!
TONY ROSS: Taylor goes to the outside and he runs Lewiston
into the guardrail!! Now he's laying waste to Lewiston with
a series of chops to the throat!! And here comes Anthony!!
He's had enough of this!! Now Williams joins the fray!! We
have an all out war developing outside the ring!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony this is the MOST united I've seen NOI
in quite a while!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Williams and Anthony are going toe to toe
while Taylor continues to hammer on Lewiston!! Anthony with
a rake of the eyes slows Williams down.... ANTHONY PICKS
WILLIAMS UP AND RAMS HIM INTO THE RING POST!!! Williams
crumples to ground in pain!!
TONY ROSS: Anthony now rushes over to Taylor... Clubbing
forearm to the back of the head sends Taylor sprawling to
the ground!!! Anthony helps Lewiston up and rolls him into
the ring!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Taylor has got to hurry if he's going to
beat the count.... Taylor struggles to his feet and pulls
himself into the ring!! He just BARELY beat the count!!
TONY ROSS: Taylor is immediately met by Lewiston's fist as
he begins to pound relentlessly on Taylor's forehead....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And the crowd is chanting the count..."1...
2... 3.... 4.... 5...... 6.... 7.... 8...." Taylor falls
face first to the mat!! Lewiston drags Taylor
unceremoniously by the arm over to his corner and tags in
Rob Anthony!! Rob Anthony lifts Taylor up like a sack of
potatos and traps him in a bear hug!!! Taylor is in
excruciating pain as he yells at the top of his lungs!!
JAKE SHADES: NO!!! C'mon Taylor.... use yer equalizer!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: It looks to me as if Taylor has seen the
light Shades.... he has abided by the rules so far and it
doesn't look to me as if he's going to change his strategy!
JAKE SHADES: SHUT UP!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANY WAY!?!
TONY ROSS: Taylor is starting to go limp.... I think it
might be over.... the ref lifts Taylor's arm... it drops
ONCE!! ... TWICE!!! .... THREE TIMES!!! NO!!! TAYLOR'S ARM
STOPS IN MID FLIGHT AND HE'S STARTING TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE
AS CLENCHES HIS FIST IN A SHOW OF DEFIANCE!!
JAKE SHADES: YEAH!!! C'MON TAYLOR!!! SHOW THAT BIG GOOF
WHAT A REAL MAN IS MADE OF!!!
TONY ROSS: Taylor grabs Anthony around the neck...
HEADBUTT!! Anthony winces in pain but maintains the
bearhug!! ANOTHER HEADBUTT!! That one loosened the hold a
bit... ANOTHER HEADBUTT AND THAT ONE DID IT!! ANTHONY
RELEASES TAYLOR AND THEY BOTH GO DOWN!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Taylor is laying on the mat holding his
head also.... I think those headbutts took as much out of
Taylor as it did Anthony!!
JAKE SHADES: Hell!! I wouldn't be surprised!! Would you
LOOK at the size of Anthony's DOME?!?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, the fans are going completely nuts!!
With Taylor's apparent dismissal of rulebreaking they
don't know WHO to root for!!
TONY ROSS: Both are starting to struggle to their feet....
They BOTH need to make a tag .... the first one to make the
tag may just pull out the victory here tonight!!
TONY ROSS: Stu Fields has his eyes on Anthony as he is the
closer of the two to making the the tag.....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony... look!! Taylor stops just out of
reach of Williams' tag.... He's doubled over now as though
he's trying to get his breath....
TONY ROSS: It seems more to me as though he's reaching for
something in his trunks.....
JAKE SHADES: He's reaching for the EQUALIZER!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: You are SO CRUDE Jake!!
TONY ROSS: No Vic... I think Shades is right... he IS
reaching for something .... and it's NOT what you think it
is.... he's takes a quick glance back at the ref who just
now turned to glance over at the Mercenaries corner....
WHAM!!! OH MY!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony did I see right??? Tell me I'm wrong
Tony!!!
JAKE SHADES: For once you're not and yes!! You CERTAINLY
DID VICTORIA!!! You just saw Taylor FINALLY put Williams in
his place once and for all!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I don't understand Tony!?!? TAYLOR JUST
NAILED WILLIAMS... HIS OWN PARTNER WITH THOSE BRASS
KNUCKLES!!! HAS TAYLOR FINALLY LOST IT AND GONE OFF THE
DEEP END?!?!
TONY ROSS: Williams falls off the apron like a stone!!! And
now Taylor stays crouched over.... feigning that he's out
of breath!!!
JAKE SHADES: OH YEAH!! This is getting better and better by
the second!!!
TONY ROSS: Anthony makes the TAG!!!! And he rushes in and
starts pounding on Taylor's back!! Taylor looks as if he's
just biding his time.... waiting for the right moment to
strike!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony look!! Williams struggles up to the
apron!! He pulls himself with the use of the ropes... he's
holding his head and he's starting to yell at Taylor!! He's
screaming at the top of his lungs at him!!!
TONY ROSS: Sure he is!! I'm sure he himself is wondering
what the HELL is going on!?! What's he yelling???
KIRK WILLIAMS: ......wh... why... WHY?? WHYYYYYY?? YOU
PROMISED TAYLOR!!! YOU PROOOOOMIIIIISSED!!!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony!! Williams screaming has momentarily
frozen everyone in their tracks!! Anthony stares wide eyed
at Williams as he continues to try to catch his breath....
Lewiston momentarily stops pounding on Taylors back as he
glances towards Williams screams... even referee Stu Fields
is temporarily distracted as he too stares at the screaming
Williams........
TONY ROSS: Taylor straightens up.... AND HE JUST LEVELED
LEWISTON WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES AND JUST AS QUICKLY
SHOVES THE KNUCKS BACK INTO HIS TRUNKS!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: TONY!!! He did that SO quickly that NOT
only did NO ONE see what he did, but he got those knucks
BACK into his trunks before Lewiston's unconscious body
struck the floor!!!
JAKE SHADES: OH YEAH!!! NOW THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A WINNER!!
TONY ROSS: Taylor covers Lewiston and yells at the ref to
make the count!! Stu Fields sees the cover and drops for
the count!! ONE....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Here comes Anthony!! WAIT!! Someone just
jumped from the crowd..... THAT'S BLACKCAT AND HE HAS A
CHAIR!! HE JUST NAILED ANTHONY SQUARE ON THE BACK WITH IT!!
TONY ROSS: TWO.....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: OH NO!!! BLACKCAT HAS ANTHONY UP....
POWERBOMB OFF THE APRON!!! ANTHONY IS OUT! AND BLACKCAT
DISAPPEARS JUST AS QUICKLY AS HE APPEARED THROUGH THE CROWD!
TONY ROSS: THREE!!! Taylor pulled the wool over EVERYONE'S
eyes and STOLE A VICTORY!! Anthony may have been able to
prevent the pin were it not for Blackcat's interference!!
This one will go down in the books as a win for NOI,
despite the fact that it's a TAINTED victory!!!
JAKE SHADES: Tainted.... shmainted... WHO CARES!!! He did
what you're supposed to do .... and that's WIN!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Williams is still yelling at Taylor who
merely stares at him wordlessly... turns away and heads
back to the locker room.... ALONE!! He's pelted with
garbage and boos as he walks up the aisle. He may have
gotten the victory Tony.... but I guarantee you that that's
a VERY LONELY ROAD he just chose for himself!!
JAKE SHADES: So what!! He's CLEARLY better off on his own
anyway!! GREAT MOVE TAYLOR!!! WAY TO GO!!
TONY ROSS: Williams seems to have calmed down somewhat and
goes and checks on Lewiston's condition as Anthony slowly
gets up from the pavement.... Somehow I have a feeling this
is just the tip of the iceberg and this is going to explode
in Taylor's face when he and Williams finally settle this!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Not to mention the price of retribution for
the constant interference by Blackcat against the
Mercenaries!! There will be HELL to pay when the Mercs
finally catch up to Blackcat and I CERTAINLY hope for HIS
sake that he HASN'T used up all of his NINE LIVES!!
JAKE SHADES: Don't you WISH!! Taylor knows EXACTLY what
he's doing and it's not his fault that his partner doesn't
have the GUTS to do WHATEVER it takes to secure a
victory!!!! And as for Blackcat... MEOW BABY!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Will you just listen to yourself Shades...
I mean, I can't believe you actually believe that CRAP
you're saying!!! A victory has NO value if it's obtained
illegally!!! Where is the sense of accomplishment??? Where
is the sense of TRUE competition???
JAKE SHADES: Where the hell are my ear plugs???
Hehehhehehe.....
TONY ROSS: Go on and joke about this all you want
Jake....Taylor just proved to the WORLD that he CAN'T be
taken at his word!! He PROMISED Williams that he wouldn't
use the brass knucks!! He NEVER intended to keep his word!!
Mark my words though.... there's a RUDE awakening waiting
at the end of the path that Taylor chose and I would hate
to be in his shoes when it's time for payback!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah, yeah .... yeaaah!! That's what ALL YOU
LOSERS and SUCKERS say whenever you fail!!
TONY ROSS: And it looks as if Lewiston is finally up and
around.... and listen to the fans cheer as Williams, seeing
that Lewiston is alright, turns and makes his way toward
the lockerroom!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And Anthony grabs Lewiston's arm and raises
it high in the air as if to say that they are the REAL
winners of this match and the fans seem to agree as they
cheer wildly!!!
JAKE SHADES: Let 'em cheer..... they can have the cheer's,
but MY man Taylor gots the victory!!!
TONY ROSS: Well, that certainly was a strange match and
just like all strange endings, I'm sure there WILL be
repercutions and the FWF will be right here bringing it to
you with the play by play.... I'm told we have to go to a
commercial break, but don't go away.... We'll be right back
with more sizzling action!!
(Cameras fade to an ad for the new Playstation version of
FWF:BATTLEGROUND with the all new 3-D action and improved
sound effects with over 50 wrestlers to choose from.....
including some surprise guest appearances from some of the
most WELL known FW personalities!! Now on sale whereever
video games are sold.......)
(Cameras fade back to the broadcasting desk where....)
JAKE SHADES: You know... one of those SURPRISE
PERSONALITIES is none other than YOURS TRULY!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Jake, now if PLAYSTATION really wanted to
SELL the new FWF: BATTLEGROUND Video game, I sincerely
doubt that they would feature YOU as a WELL KNOWN
PERSONALITY!!
JAKE SHADES: Hell you aint seen nuthin' yet! Wait 'til the
action figures come out!!! Then we'll see just WHO is KING
of the broadcast booth!!!
TONY ROSS: Well, I kinda hope Jake Shades IS in that game,
it would give me GREAT pleasure to humiliate him!!
JAKE SHADES: In your dreams!!
TONY ROSS: As much as I'd like to prove you wrong Jake....
the next match is about to start so it's time to once again
turn it over to Paul Kramer.......
(CUT TO: center ring where Paul Kramer is patiently
waiting for the crowd to quiet down some..... after a few
moments he begins his bark.....)
PAUL KRAMER: Our next match is billed as DOUBLE
BATTLEGROUND DEBUT MATCH!!! First.... standing at 6'-4"...
weighing 240 pounds..... from parts unknown.... making his
FWF DEBUT.... He's CAAAAAARNIVOOOOORE!!!
(CUE UP: "Prelude To Agony" by Type O Negative as Memphis
gets its first glimpse of the man known simply as
Carnivore! A few moments pass before Carnivore finally
emerges.... as he pushes back his long black hair from his
face... we can almost feel the intensity of his gaze! He
stands there momentarily, clad in a ripped black T-shirt,
jeans and workboots.... a man who cares little about his
appearance and even less about this existance!! The crowd
boos as he makes his way down the aisle and to the ring.)
PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent..... standing at 6'-3"... he
weighs 235 pounds and hails, as he likes to put it, from...
"Where ever the hell he wants to", making his FWF
BATTLEGROUND DEBUT.... He's NEVADA SMIIIIIITH!!!
(CUE UP: "Bad To The Bone" as all of a sudden we hear the
roar of a motorcycle and Nevada explodes from the
entranceway ramp on his Harley Davidson Fatboy!! He's
cheered loudly as he drives the bike straight down to the
ring and continues to rev it a few times before dismounting
it.)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Size wise, they are almost identical! Even
they're attitudes have similarities... they care about NO
ONE but themselves.... well, er... actually, let me take
that back... Carnivore, from all the interviews he's done,
has made it abundantly clear that he doesn't even care for
HIMSELF!!! He WANTS someone to do him in!!
TONY ROSS: Well this war is officially underway!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: They meet in the middle of the ring... AND
LOOK!!! Carnivore TURNS HIS BACK ON NEVADA!! I can't
believe this and NEITHER CAN NEVADA!!
TONY ROSS: That pure suicide!!
JAKE SHADES: More like stupidity!! KILL NEVADA!!
TONY ROSS: I think Nevada heard you, 'cause he isn't buying
whatever Carnivore is selling.... NEVADA WITH A SAVATE KICK
TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD SENDS CARNIVORE REELING TOWARDS THE
ROPES!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Carnivore shakes it off and goes right up
to Nevada and turns his back again... THIS IS INSANE!! YOU
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON A MAN WITH THE REPUTATION OF A
NEVADA SMITH!!?!?
TONY ROSS: REVERSE NECKBREAKER BY NEVADA!!! Carnivore
crumples to the ground... and he struggles back to his feet
and... he lays his arms to his sides and is.... he seems to
be offering himself to Nevada as some sort of sacrifice!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Remember Tony.... Carnivore has made it a
point of saying in many of his mic spots that he wanted to
be taken out of his misery.... and he wants Nevada to by
his DR. KAVORKIAN!!!
JAKE SHADES: HIT 'EM NEVADA!!! LAY ONE ON 'EM FOR ME!!
TONY ROSS: It looks as if Nevada heard you again as he just
hammered Carnivore with a left hook to the jaw!!! Carnivore
staggers but remains on his feet!! And ANOTHER left hook...
and another... Carnivore loses his balance and stumbles to
one knee but gets right back up!!! WHAT IS KEEPING THIS MAN
UP???
VICTOR ALVAREZ: This man is INSANE Tony!! No question
about it!! If there was ever ANY doubt as to whether or not
Carnivore wanted to end his existance.... he has certainly
made a believer out of me!! OH!!! RIGHT UPPERCUT BY NEVADA
LIFTED CARNIVORE OFF THE MAT!!! CARNIVORE LANDS WITH A
HEAVY THUD ON THE CANVAS!!! HE'S NOT MOVING!! Nevada moves
in for the pin.... ONE.... TWO.... NO!!! KICKOUT BY
CARNIVORE!!
JAKE SHADES: I don't get this guy!?! If he supposedly WANTS
to end his miserable life... why did he kick out?!?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: For once you're right Jake... you DON'T get
this guy! He's past MASOCHISM... HE'S SUICIDAL!! I think
Nevada may just have to do to him what he ALMOST did to
Nostradamus... and that's KILL HIM!!!
TONY ROSS: Nevada pulls Carnivore up by his long black
locks..... SWINGING NECK BREAKER!!! I don't know how much
more of this slaughter Carnivore can take!! It's getting to
the point that I don't even know if I can continue to watch
this massacre!
JAKE SHADES: You're such a (BLEEP)!! I can watch this ALL
NIGHT LONG!!! GET 'EM NEVADA!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: LOOK TONY!!! Carnivore is getting to his
feet... and Nevada finally shows some sort of emotion other
than sadistic rage.... not even Nevada can believe it as he
just stares at Carnivore and shakes his head!!
TONY ROSS: For a man like Nevada to show surprise is a BIG
deal!!
JAKE SHADES: Well, I gotta admit... EVEN I'M SURPRISED that
Carny is getting to his feet!!
TONY ROSS: Nevada charges with a Savate kick.... Carnivore
ducks and Nevada crotches himself on the top of Carnivore's
head!!!
JAKE SHADES: DISQUALIFY HIM REF!!! THAT WAS A BLATANT CHEAP
SHOT!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I don't think that was intentional...
Carnivore has been weakened so much that it took all his
energy just to duck and it looked as if Nevada just
happened to fall right on Carnivore!!
TONY ROSS: Well apparently the referee shares your opinion
because he's allowing the match to continue!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony look!! It looks as if Carnivore has a
change of heart now.... he's actually taking the offensive!!
TONY ROSS: You're right Vic!! It's almost as if he decided
that Nevada couldn't get the job done and now has decided
to take out Nevada!! LOOK AT THE MURDEROUS EXPRESSION IN
HIS EYES!!!
JAKE SHADES: LOOK OUT NEVADA!!! RUN!!!
TONY ROSS: KNEE DROP TO THE BACK OF NEVADA'S HEAD!!! Now
it's Nevada's who's on the receiving end as Carnivore lifts
Nevada up.... he scoops up Nevada.... POWERSLAM INTO THE
TURNBUCKLE!!! He hooks Nevada's ankles underneath the
turnbuckle and he starts kicking Nevada repeatedly in the
face and chest!!!
JAKE SHADES: GET IN THERE REF!! DO YOUR JOB!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: There must be something in your voice
Jake... first Nevada obliges your outbursts to administer
pain and now the ref is laying the count on Carnivore...
unfortunately for you and Nevada though, Carnivore is
ignoring the ref!!
JAKE SHADES: What can I say... my voice has an air of
authority about it!!
TONY ROSS: Carnivore FINALLY lets up on his assault and
releases Nevada's ankles .... Nevada slumps to the
ground... Carnivore sits Nevada on the top turnbuckle....
DROPKICK BY CARNIVORE SENDS NEVADA FLYING OFF THE
TURNBUCKLE AND HE LANDS RIGHT ON HIS BACK WITH A SICKENING
SMACK!!!
JAKE SHADES: NO!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Carnivore jumps over the top rope and lands
with a knee right on Nevada's midsection!!! NEVADA'S
COUGHING UP BLOOD!!! HE MAY HAVE SOME FRACTURED RIBS!!! If
this match isn't stopped soon someone is going to get
SERIOUSLY INJURED!!?
JAKE SHADES: Going to?? What the hell do you call that??
TONY ROSS: Carnivore goes over to the steel stair case...
he lifts it up....
VICTOR ALVARES: Nevada's up!! Nevada is on his feet,
favoring his side.... he's waiting for Carnivore to turn...
TONY ROSS: Carnivore turns and... Nevada with a head to the
abdomen sends both of them crashing to the mat!! The steel
stair case flies in the air and lands on Carnivore!!!
CARNIVORE IS CUT OPEN!!! HE'S GOT A DEEP GASH ON HIS
FOREHEAD!!!
JAKE SHADES: WAY TO GO NEVADA!!!
TONY ROSS: Not to say that I like to see anyone get injured
but this is the break Nevada needed!!
JAKE SHADES: Hell, then I'LL SAY IT!! I WISH IT WOULD'VE
TAKEN HIS HEAD OFF!!!
TONY ROSS: Nevada is first to get to his feet... and he
uses the ropes to help pull him up to the apron....
Carnivore sits up and wipes the blood away from his face!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Not to take anything away from Nevada who
is as tough as they come... but this Carnivore.... he's...
UNNATURAL!!! I have NEVER seen ANYONE take that amount of
punishment and come back for more... let alone remain
conscious!!!
JAKE SHADES: Well, after Nevada gets to him.... he'll
remedy that!!
TONY ROSS: Carnivore rolls underneath the ropes and into
the ring where he is met by a vicious kick to the face!!!
Blood flies everywhere as Carnivore falls onto his back!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah Nevada!! Do like I taught ya!!!
TONY ROSS: In your dreams Shades.... this fight is going to
the one who wants it more as they're both running on pure
determination!! Nevada pulls Carnivore up by the back of
his trunks and rams his knee right into the small of his
back!! Carnivore yells out in pain.... but he's smiling!!
He's actually smiling...
JAKE SHADES: He's smiling 'cause he knows Nevada is getting
ready to send him straight to hell!!!
TONY ROSS: Carnivore turns to face Nevada... and he's still
smiling... and Nevada with a clubbing forearm to the
temple sends Carnivore down to the canvas!! Now Nevada is
smiling down at Carnivore!!! Both of these men are nothing
less than pure psychopaths!!!
JAKE SHADES: I'll remind them you said that....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Nevada waits for Carnivore to get up.... he
swings with a right hook... Carnivore blocks it!!! Boot to
the gut by Carnivore doubles Nevada over!! Carnivore going
for the pile driver..... he has him!! NO WAIT!!! Nevada is
kicking wildly and forces his body back down!!!
TONY ROSS: Nevada quickly pulls Carnivore's legs out from
underneath him and they both fall to the mat with Nevada on
top!! Their going at it like wild animals!!! Neither of
them giving an inch!! Nevada is starting to get the
upperhand.... he's on top of Carnivore and he's choking
him!!
JAKE SHADES: Choke the life outta him Nevada!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Stu fields moves in to break up the
chokehold.... and look at this!! Nevada grabs Carnivore by
the throat and lifts him bodily off the ground!!! Carnivore
is being suspended in mid air with a choke hold!!!
TONY ROSS: And Nevada just broke the hold and yelling out
in pain as he hold his arm!?!?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony .... I think Carnivore bit him on the
forearm!! And he drew blood!!
JAKE SHADES: Drew blood!?! Oh NO!!! Now Nevada's gonna need
a rabies shot!!!
TONY ROSS: A rake of the back by Carnivore causes Nevada to
scream out in agony!!! He lifts Nevada up onto his shoulder
and.... he's parading around with him.... SIDE WALK SLAM BY
CARNIVORE!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony did you hear that impact??
TONY ROSS: Hear it??? I SAW the entire ring move!!!
Carnivore goes to the corner and begins to climb.... Nevada
see's this and he forces himself to his feet!! I can't
believe he even had the energy to sustain that slam let
alone get up!! Carnivore is at the top rope... he's
steadying himself.... Nevada with a desperate leap... and
he lands on the ropes making Carnivore lose his balance...
Carnivore just CROTCHED himself!!!
JAKE SHADES: I taught him that move... the old BALL
BREAKER!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: They're both just laying there Tony....
Nevada is draped over the top rope, trying to gain his
breath and Carnivore is slumped over in a sitting position
on the top turnbuckle.....
JAKE SHADES: I think Carnivore will be doing all his future
mic spots in soprano from now on....
TONY ROSS: Nevada is starting to stir..... he staggers over
to Carnivore... and he falls to the mat!! Nevada may just
have reached his limits as he falls to the mat exhausted!!
JAKE SHADES: Get up Nevada!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Nevada reaches out and grabs the bottom
rope to help pull himself to his knees.... and Carnivore is
starting to show some sort of movement now....
TONY ROSS: Nevada finally gets to his feet and pulls
himself toward Carnivore.... he climbs the ropes and it
looks as if he's trying to set Carnivore up for a
superplex!! Carnivore with a punch to the midsection slows
Nevada down!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Now they're struggling to get their footing
as they both start to stand on the top rope...... Nevada
with a rake of the eyes!! Carnivore answers with a knee to
the midsection!! Nevada loses his balance but manages to
regain his balance by grabbing onto Carnivore!!
TONY ROSS: Now Carnivore is losing his footing... he grabs
on to Nevada.... and they BOTH lose their footing and the
fall off!! Carnivore lands heavily onto the pavement and
Nevada crotches himself on the top rope.... teeters
momentarily..... and just lays on the ropes....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Stu Fields is beginning his count...
ONE.... TWO.... THREE....
TONY ROSS: Carnivore is starting to move.....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: FOUR..... FIVE.... SIX.... SEVEN.....
JAKE SHADES: GET UP NEVADA!!
TONY ROSS: Carnivore climbs up to the apron.... and Nevada
has just stirred.... he's starting to shake his head....
Carnivore pulls Nevada off the ropes and on to his feet and
Nevada just rung his bell with a fist to the side of the
head!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Stu Fields is still counting.... he's
already on TWELVE!!!
JAKE SHADES: C'mon Nevada.... lay him out!!!
TONY ROSS: They're going at it like two maniacs!! Carnivore
is choking Nevada!!! He has Nevada bent over the top rope
and is CHOKING HIM!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Stu Fields count is at SIXTEEN!! If they
don't get into the ring soon.... they'll BOTH be
disqualified!!
TONY ROSS: Nevada is trying to pry Carnivore's hands from
his throat but Carnivore won't release it!!
JAKE SHADES: C'mon Nevada baby!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: The counts at EIGHTEEN!!!
TONY ROSS: Nevada is teetering on the ropes.... he can't
get loose from the chokehold!!!
JAKE SHADES: NO!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: NINETEEN!!!
TONY ROSS: Nevada lifts both feet and KICKS CARNIVORE OFF
OF HIM!! CARNIVORE FLIES OFF THE APRON AND HITS THE
GUARDRAIL!!! AND THE FORCE OF THE KICK PUSHES NEVADA BACK
INTO THE RING!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: TWENTY!!! Stu Fields is ringing for the
bell!! Did Nevada fall back in before the 20 count??
JAKE SHADES: OF COURSE HE DID!!! HE'S NEVADA!!
TONY ROSS: I don't know Victor... it was awfully close...
Stu Fields walks over to Nevada .... and he raises his
arm!!! NEVADA FELL BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE THE 20 COUNT!!
NEVADA IS AWARDED THE WIN BY DQ!!
JAKE SHADES: YEAH!!! GO NEVADA!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony this match may be over but the FIGHT
is still on as Carnivore reaches underneath the ropes and
pulls Nevada out of the ring..... AND THEY'RE GOING AT IT
AGAIN!!! THEY'RE FIGHTING ALL THE WAY DOWN THE AISLE!!
TONY ROSS: Fans we have to go to a commercial break....
JAKE SHADES: YOU GO ON A COMMERCIAL BREAK!! I'M GOING TO
SEE THIS FIRSTHAND!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: WAIT!!! JAKE!!
JAKE SHADES: WAIT NOTHING!! LATER FOR YOU GUYS!! (takes off
running after Nevada and Carnivore)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony.... I just received instructions from
the FWF Front Office NOT to go to a commercial break!!
TONY ROSS: Now THAT'S what I want to hear!! We're going to
switch you live to our on the spot reporter Wilson "The
PEST" Hazard and FWF Cameraman Otis "The PERISCOPE" Sawyer
as they pick up the action which from what I'm told has
already spilled to concessions area!
(CUT TO: the Mid-South Arena concession area where
Carnivore and Nevada are destroying everything in sight!)
WILSON HAZARD: Tony... as you can see these two are
literally TEARING up the building!! Carnivore just tossed
Nevada right into a T-Shirt Concession Stand!!! T-Shirts
are littered EVERYWHERE!!! Nevad.....
JAKE SHADES: WATCH OUT NEVADA!!!
WILSON HAZARD: JAKE!?! What are you doing here? Shouldn't
you be at the broadcast booth with Tony and....
JAKE SHADES: I'm not about to miss a chance at seeing THIS
firsthand!!
WILSON HAZARD: And Carnivore goes flying out of the
concession stand.... and look at NEVADA!!! He has absolute
MURDER IN HIS EYES!!! Carnivore is up... Nevada charges
and they BOTH go crashing through the glass display
window!! There's glass EVERYWHERE!!!
JAKE SHADES: OH MAN!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
WILSON HAZARD: I know!! It's a miracle that they can even
get up after crashing through that display window!!
JAKE SHADES: NOT THAT YOU MORON!! They're charging MORE for
a Scott Malec T-Shirt than a Jake Shades T-Shirt!! That's
INSULTING!!
(the image from Otis Sawyer's camera begins to jump around
somewhat as they race past the destroyed concession area,
through the shattered display window, and outside as the
camera crew follows the action which has already spilled
into the Executive Parking Lot.... as the camera continues
to pan around, we see a crowd of people forming around
Carnivore and Nevada as they do battle near a black '99
Lincoln Town Car..... and standing suspiciously by that
Lincoln Towncar with a container is someone who looks very
much like....)
JAKE SHADES: HEY JC!!! IT'S ME JC!! OVER HERE!!
(JC looks towards Shades and gives him stern glare as he
steps away from the Lincoln and tries to ease his way into
the crowd.... leaving the container by Lincoln....)
WILSON HAZARD: Doesn't seem as if he wanted to put in the
spotlight Shades.... Carnivore just slammed Nevada onto the
hood of that Black Lincoln!!! It's a good thing JC moved
away from there... come to think of it.... WHAT WAS JC
doing by that car??
JAKE SHADES: HEY!! I recognize that car.... that's
MALEC'S CAR!!! ALRIGHT!!! YEAH!!!
WILSON HAZARD: Malec's Car?? Hhmm... I wonder...Carnivore
jumps up on the hood and stomps at Nevada... Nevada MOVED
and Carnivore's FOOT SMASHED THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!!!
Nevada reaches for Carnivore but Carnivore with an elbow
sends Nevada to the roof of the Lincoln!!
JAKE SHADES: Nevada... DON'T JUST LIE THERE!!! GET UP!!
WILSON HAZARD: Carnivore pulls his bloody leg out of the
shattered windshield and jumps to the pavement! Carnivore
sees the container that JC left behind.... and he goes
toward it... OH MY GOD!!! From the markings on that
container.... that looks like GASOLINE!!!
JAKE SHADES: GET UP NEVADA!!! HURRY!!
WILSON HAZARD: Carnivore jumps on the hood of the Lincoln
and starts pouring gasoline all over Nevada!! OH MY GOD!!
He has a lighter.... He has it lit!!! THIS MAN IS INSANE!
Nevada sits up .... and just stares at him. Carnivore,
still holding the lighter in his hand, just stares back at
Nevada.... Wait a minute Tony.... Carnivore just put out
the lighter and tossed it to Nevada! and now he's pouring
gasoline over himself!! WHAT THE HELL???
JAKE SHADES: DAMN!! And me without any marshmallows!!
WILSON HAZARD: WAIT! Carnivore's saying something to Nevada!
CARNIVORE: "Come on Nevada, let's die together! Let's die
together. Kill us both, Nevada! It's not a sin! It's not a
sin! Kill us both!"
WILSON HAZARD: Look at Nevada.... he's actually considering
it!! Nevada looks at him.... and he's smiling!! And so is
Carnivore!! If this is a game of chicken I don't think any
of them are going to back down!!
(Suddenly a horde of Memphis Police swarm over Nevada and
Carnivore and after a few minutes of struggling manage to
subdue them both! Then, finally handcuffed, they are led
into twin ambulances.....)
JAKE SHADES: DAMN COPS!!! NEVER AROUND WHEN YOU NEED THEM
AND ALWAYS AROUND WHEN YOU DON'T!!!
WILSON HAZARD: Well I for one am RELIEVED to see them
arrive!! I had no desire to see either one of them roasted
alive!
JAKE SHADES: You're such a wimp!! I'm outta here!
WILSON HAZARD: Good riddance Shades! Anyway, Tony, you just
witnessed a SPECTACULAR brawl out here in the Executive
Parking Lot, RIGHT ON Exec. VP Malec's Lincoln to boot!!
The only question on MY mind is what was JC doing out here,
near Scott Malec's Lincoln with a container of gasoline??
Back to you Tony......
TONY ROSS: Wilson, I was wondering the same thing, as I'm
sure Exec. VP Scott Malec is also..... we'll try and get
some more information on that while we take this
long-awaited commercial break.....
(Cameras fade to a promo for MWF.......)
(Cameras fade back from the commercial break to the
broadcast booth just as Jake Shades rejoins them...)
JAKE SHADES: Man... that was INCREDIBLE!!! I would pay
TWICE to see THAT again!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I know what you mean Jake... that certainly
was an intense battle to say the least!!
JAKE SHADES: Obviously, AS USUAL, you DON'T know what I
mean 'cause I was talkin' 'bout the way they DESTROYED
Malec's car!!!
TONY ROSS: Speaking of which, JC will have a bit of
explaining to do about what he was doing lurking around
Malec's car!
JAKE SHADES: JC?? Oh? Was JC there??
TONY ROSS: (giving him an incredulous look) What are you
talking about! It was YOU who yelled out his name!!! In
fact, if it weren't for YOU, NO ONE wouldv'e even noticed
JC over there!! You actually did MALEC a favor!! And I'm
sure that JC will want to express his appreciation for that
also.... PERSONALLY!!
JAKE SHADES: Hey... HEY!!! For all you know JC coulda'
FOUND that next to that car!!
TONY ROSS: Sure... and how convenient that he ALSO found a
lighter right next to the car of the man he despises the
most.... the man who had him ESCORTED out of the arena,
the car belonging to SCOTT MALEC!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony I'm sure Scott Malec will not take
this lying down and I would sure hate to be JC when Malec
finally gets through with him.
JAKE SHADES: He has to CATCH him first!
TONY ROSS: That's something which WON'T be long in coming!
Right now however, we ready for our next match.....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony someone's coming down the aisle!! He's
goings straight to the ring....
TONY ROSS: I guess we're NOT ready for our next match....
who is that??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony that's WAYNE ROBERTS!!! He just
snatched the mic from Paul Kramer's hand!!! It looks like
he has something he wants to get off his chest!
JAKE SHADES: You mean he's going to take his BRA off here???
TONY ROSS: Would you PLEASE be quiet!! I want to hear what
he has to say!
WAYNE ROBERTS: That's right... 'The Fan FLAVOR' has
returned to the where all the great legends hang out.... to
where all the promising rookies aspire.... the the greatest
federation in the wrestling industry... the FWF!!!
(crowd reacts with an eruption of cheers!)
WAYNE ROBERTS: I came back for ONE reason and ONE reason
only..... to TAKE what is RIGHTFULLY mine!! That's right,
there's a GOLD RUSH here in the FWF and I have the BEST
tools to dig it up!!! After all, it's only fitting that the
GREATEST FEDERATION should have as their champion the
GREATEST Wrestler.... and THAT is why I'M HERE!!! So PCS,
RABESQUE..... better look over your shoulders 'cause I'LL
be gaining on you!!!
(Roberts drops the mic to the mat and exits through the
ropes and back up the aisle towards the lockerroom...)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: WOW!!! Roberts certainly left no doubt as
to HIS intentions!!
JAKE SHADES: If he knows what's good for him, he'll settle
for Rabesque's TOY title 'cause he can NEVER measure up to
my man PCS!!
TONY ROSS: Well, intentions or not, I'm sure PCS and
Rabesque would welcome the challenge.... right now let's
send the action back to Paul Kramer....
(CUT TO: center ring where Paul Kramer is getting ready to
introduce the next match.....)
PAUL KRAMER: Our next contest is a Tag Team contest....
First..... is the semi-mystery team.... at a combined
weight of 615 pounds..... they are SAAAAARDOOONIC and his
mystery partner .... GREEEEEG!!!!!
JAKE SHADES: Greg??? Did he say GREG??? What kind of name
is that for a wrestler???
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well, you're welcome to ask himself
yourself Jake... just don't forget the step ladder 'cause
he may not hear you.... would you look at the SIZE of
him??? He's got to be at least SEVEN FEET TALL!!
(CUE UP: "Purge" by Aleixa as Sardonic and his TOWERING
mystery partner, Greg, emerge from behind the curtains
and make their way down to the ring as the crowd gives them
mixed reaction....)
PAUL KRAMER: And there opponents.... hailing from Wichita
Kansas... they are CONDOR AND FAAAALCOOOON... the BIRDS OF
PREEEEEEYYYY!!!!!
(CUE UP: "Millenium" by Killing Joke as the entire arena
explodes with cheers as Condor and Falcon appear at the
entranceway ramp!! They stand there at the foot of the
ramp.... smiling and enjoying all the adulation of the
fans before they make their way down the ramp, stopping
occasionally to slap a few hands and sign a few
autographs.... When the enter the ring, each of them
straddles a turnbuckle, thrusts their arms high in the
air as the fans begin to cheer even louder than before!!)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Would you just listen to how the fans LOVE
BOP Tony??
JAKE SHADES: Yeah.... it's SICKENING isn't it??
TONY ROSS: Well it appears as though Sardonic and Greg
think so because they just attacked Condor and Falcon!!
JAKE SHADES: Hey!! I'm starting to LIKE this Sardonic and
Greg team!
TONY ROSS: The seven-footer Greg pulls Condor of the top
rope and tosses him clear across the ring!!! And Sardonic
is hammering Falcon with punches to his back... but Falcon
shakes them off and MULE KICKS Sardonic in the FACE!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Greg sees this and rushes Falcon... and he
falls FLAT ON HIS FACE!!! Condor tripped him up!! Sardonic
is up now and he's going for Condor who's now on top of
Greg punching him on the back of the head!!
TONY ROSS: And Falcon intercepts Sardonic with a
headscissor take down!! Sardonic flies through the ropes
and out of the ring!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Now Falcon and Condor each grab a hold of
Greg's leg and THEY MAKE A WISH!!!! OH MY!!! Greg is
flopping around on the mat in pain like a fish out of
water!!!
JAKE SHADES: Damn!! Did I say I was starting to like these
guys?? THEY SUCK!!!!
TONY ROSS: Falcon and Condor each grab a hold of Greg...
Falcon by the arms and Condor by the legs.... and they
start swinging him back and forth....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And Sardonic climbs up to the apron...
and... Falcon and Condor TOSS Greg right into Sardonic and
they topple to the hard pavement outside the ring!! And
just listen to these fans!! THEY LOVE BOP!!!
JAKE SHADES: It's like I always say...... there's no
accounting for taste!
TONY ROSS: Sardonic climbs up onto the apron... he's
immediately introduced into the ring by a "Falcon" snap
suplex!! Falcon quickly pulls Sardonic up.... BACK
BREAKER SENDS SARDONIC SREAMING TO THE MAT!!!
JAKE SHADES: What a WUSS!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And Falcon traps Sardonic in BOSTON CRAB!!!
AND HERE COMES GREG!!!
TONY ROSS: OH!!! CONDOR WITH A MISSLE DROPKICK OFF THE TOP
ROPE RIGHT TO GREG'S HEAD!!! HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!!!
GREG GOES DOWN HARD!! And Condor straddles Gregs back....
he has GREG TRAPPED IN A CAMEL CLUTCH!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: THIS MAY BE IT TONY!!! SARDONIC IS TRAPPED
IN A BOSTON CRAB AND GREG IS TRAPPED IN A CAMEL CLUTCH!!!
JAKE SHADES: These guys shoulda REMAINED a MYSTERY team....
THEY STINK!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Stu Fields is asking Sardonic if he wants
to submit......YES!! SARDONIC JUST SUBMITTED!!! AND SO HAS
GREG!!! THEY'VE BOTH SUBMITTED!!! The Birds of Prey have
DESTROYED Sardonic and Greg and captured the victory here
tonight!!
JAKE SHADES: Humiliated is a better word for it.....
TONY ROSS: Yes Jake.... that's a word which I'm sure YOU'RE
familiar with. The Birds of Prey win here tonight in
IMPRESSIVE fashion. They are DEFINITELY sending a clear
message to SaD with the winning streak they've been on
lately. SaD has literally been dominating the Tag Team
scene here since they captured the titles but BOP has been
absolutely RELENTLESS as of late. I for one can't wait to
see BOP against SaD!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Neither can I.... though we may have to
wait a bit as Sage has STILL not fully recuperated from his
neck injury.
JAKE SHADES: And hopefully NEVER will!!
TONY ROSS: (giving Shades a dirty look) Thankfully NOBODY
shares your views Shades. I'm told we have to go to a
commercial break but don't go anywhere... there's still
PLENTY MORE FWF action to come!!
(Cameras fade out to a promo for IBM THINKPADS.....)
(Fade back to the FWF Broadcast booth.... right in the
midst of yet another Jake Shade/Victora Alvarez
argument......)
JAKE SHADES: I'm telling you I DID!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I'm telling you Shades... it's
IMPOSSIBLE!!! There is NO WAY you can score a 301 in
bowling!!
JAKE SHADES: I'm telling you.... I DID!!! In fact... I'll
bet you a 20 spot that I can PROVE that it IS possible!!
(Victor Alvarez looks at Tony Ross who shrugs his shoulders
and shakes his head....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: YOU'RE ON!! Go ahead.... PROVE exactly how
you can score a 301 when the highest possible score you can
get in a bowling match is 300!!
JAKE SHADES: (smirking) It's really quite simple
Victoria... I never said I scored a "301" in a bowling
match.... I said I scored a "300 and WON" in a bowling
match!! HAHAHAHAAAA!!! WHAT A MORON!! FORK IT OVER!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: (looking at Tony Ross who can't resist a
smile as he begins to shake his head again....) WHAT?!?!
You said .... Wait... you said... oh forget it!!
TONY ROSS: I hate to admit it Victor... but it seems like
Shades pulled one over on you....
JAKE SHADES: Don't forget me on pay day Vicky....
heheheheheeeee!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: It's alright... I deserve that!! That's my
pennance for allowing this ... this .... BOWLING BALL HEAD
to sucker me into this....
TONY ROSS: Well, it looks as if Paul Kramer is about ready
to start the next match.... so take it away Paul... PLEASE!!
(gives a sigh of relief as attention is drawn away from them
and to the center ring...)
PAUL KRAMER: Well... it's time for another round of TAG
TEAM action!!! This match is a DOUBLE MYSTERY PARTNER TAG
MATCH!!! First.... Hailing from Phoenix Arizona....
weighing in at 255 pounds and standing at 6'-5".... he's
the Leader of the CRUE... he's "THE FRANCHISE" COOOODIIIEEE
THOOOOMPSOOOON!!!!!
(CUE UP: "Jump Around" by House of Pain as the spotlight
shines on the entranceway ramp awaiting the emergence of
Codie Thompson.... several seconds pass and nothing... then
just when Paul was about to announce his partner..... the
curtains begin to move about as if somebody is fumbling or
struggling to move them.... the spotlight continues to
shine on the curtains until finally they part and Codie
Thompson stands at the foot of the ramp... wearing a Jared
Wells T-Shirt, Oakleys, jeans and boots with a large knee
brace on one leg and supporting himself on crutches!!!)
(the arena quiets down a bit as they watch Codie Thompson
hobble down the aisle in his crutches..... just when he's
about to reach the ring he stumbles and almost falls and
that causes an eruption of laughter from the fans....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: What the...???
JAKE SHADES: What the HELL are they laughing at?!?! Can't
they see that the man is OBVIOUSLY hurt!?!
TONY ROSS: Yeah... the extent of his injury IS really
obvious... especially when his injured Knee seemed to work
fine when he stumbled!!
JAKE SHADES: Hell!! What do you know about pain... you
SISSY boys live a PAMPERED LIFE!!
(Codie finally manages to make it into the ring and he takes
the mic from Paul Kramer and is about to speak when the
crowd begins to BOO loudly and toss debris into the ring!!
After a few moments of this... Codie begins to speak...)
CODIE THOMPSON: SHUT YOU (BLEEP) (BLEEP) IDIOTS!! SHUT
UP!!! I got something to say and you're going to listen
whether you like it or not!!
JAKE SHADES: THAT'S TELLIN' 'EM CODIE!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, would you look at the way he's
dressed?? He's trying to MOCK Wells!!! I wouldn't want to
be Codie when Wells comes out!!
JAKE SHADES: HEY!! YOU HEARD THE MAN.... SHUT UP!!
CODIE THOMPSON: Now...where was I, (pauses momentarily as
he feigns pondering) You STUPID fans broke my train of
thought....Wait! Now I remember..... YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH....... I know you were all looking FORWARD to this
AMAZING tag match, Well as you can see it AIN'T going to
happen, I hurt my knee training for this JOKE. HOWEVER, I
did get two guys to wrestle, how well, I am not sure, but
they will wrestle. I give you BERSERKER DAVE and JEFFREY
GOINES!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: IS HE SERIOUS!? HE CAN'T DO THAT?!
JAKE SHADES: Hey! You should be thanking the man!! He's
hurt and COULD OF just had the match cancelled but he was
considerate enough to supply two chUmps... errr... I mean
two chAmps... that's right... two of his champions to step
in for him!!
TONY ROSS: Somehow Jake..... YOU and CODIE just DON'T
inspire any measure of sincerity!!
(Spotlight once again focuses on the entrance way ramp as
the curtains are pushed to the side and Berserker Dave
and Jeffrey Goines emerge!! There is a varied reaction
from the fans.... surprise, a few cheers, a lot of boos and
even some laughter as the two make their way down the aisle
to the ring......)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: We knew that Goines may have been Codie's
mystery partner... but Berserker??? The FORMER Frontier
Champion returns to the FWF to team with Berserker?? This
makes absolutely NO sense!!
JAKE SHADES: What's not making sense to you?? The fact that
Berserker FINALLY wised up and went to the WINNING team??
TONY ROSS: Actually.... YES!! Knowing Berserker's innocent
nature.... I'm sure he was DUPED into this!! Well Paul
Kramer looks almost as confused as I feel but it looks as
if he's finally ready to continue with the introductions.
PAUL KRAMER: And their opponent....
(Paul Kramer doesn't get to continue his intros because the
fans suddenly reacts with a mixture of BOOS and CHEERS as
a man dressed in a suit and tie begins to make his way
toward the ring.....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: TONY!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT IS???
TONY ROSS: There are too many people blocking my view... I
can't get a good look at him.....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: THAT'S BARRY CLARK Jr.!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT!! I know he recently quit the Alliance down south along
with Former FWF VP, Eddie McCann's WAR promotion.... but
WHAT is he doing here???
JAKE SHADES: Well.... maybe if you stop FAWNING all over
the guy we'll find out!!!
(Barry Clark Jr. steps into the ring and grabs the mic from
Paul Kramer.....)
BARRY CLARK Jr.: NO.. no...no..... (pointing to Goines and
Berserker who take a step toward then think twice about it)
I'm not here for that!! (pauses as the fans begin to
cheer) Well here we are in the FWF! Now you people are
wanting to know what the hell am I doing here? Well I
heard about this special DREAM TAG TEAM MATCH. Well what
the hell is a DRTEAM MATCH with CODIE THOMPSON and... Oh
wait!! Little Codie ALL OF A SUDDEN can't come out to play
tonight so being the COWARD that he is, he send Goines
and Berserker to take HIS beating!!! Now, I got news for
you THREE jabronies, I got two guys back there ready to
blow the roof off and here they are.......!!!
(CUE UP: "dGENERATION X theme" by RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
as all attention is diverted to the entrance asfireworks
go off and you see BYTCH come out then 'RAGE 'o FIRE'
JARED WELLS and 'THE FRANCHISE' SEAN EDMUNDS. Wells is
wearing his old 'TRIPLE XXX' attire from the WWL which is
olympic style tights with the words TRIPLE XXX all over.
EDMUNDS is wearing his old 'SEX MACHINE' attire from
the WWL. Both guys walk to the ring, escorted by BYTCH as
the fans go crazy. They both jump into the ring and they
crotch chop the crowd and flick off Thompson. Clark then
leaves the ring to the back along with BYTCH.)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: OH MY GOD!!! The ONE and ONLY... ORIGINAL
FRANCHISE.... SEAN EDMUNDS is Wells partner!!! This EXACTLY
why the FWF is the LEADER in the Wrestling Industry!!!
EVERY WEEK they turn out with BLOCKBUSTER SURPRISES!!!
JAKE SHADES: Big deal!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Big deal EXACTLY!!! d-XXX was a MAJOR FORCE
in the WWL!! And knowing them.... they'll be a MAJOR FORCE
here also!!
TONY ROSS: That's right.... I recall that Bytch was their
valet I believe and Clark was their manager!! And they
CERTAINLY DID raise some hell in the WWL!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: That's right Tony.... as a matter of fact...
TRIPLE XXX was WELLS old gimmick and EDMUNDS old gimmick
was SEX MACHINE.
JAKE SHADES: Enough of this memory lane bull(BLEEP)!! Save
it for someone who cares!!
TONY ROSS: Well, Paul Kramer managed to get a freebie with
this match as he never really got to make any
introductions.... and head referee William Bennett
officially starts the match!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: It looks to be Goines and Wells to start it
off as they circle each other.... you know Tony, these two,
Berserker Dave and Jeffrey Goines have a lot more in common
than people think..... they have both been institionalized
in asylums at one time or another!
JAKE SHADES: You mean they were your roomies???
TONY ROSS: Jake, I'm sure there's a straight jacket with
YOUR name somewhere. Goines and Wells lock up in a test of
strength..... Goines ducks underneath and around and traps
Wells in a chickenwing..... Wells reverses it.... and
Goines reaches for the ropes....
JAKE SHADES: This Goines fella doesn't seem too crazy....
he did know enough to reach for the ropes... are you SURE
he was your roomie at that NUT HOUSE Vicky???
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Wells releases the hold and Goines rears
back with a devastating elbow that sends Wells stumbling
backwards!! Goines quickly moves in and applies a full
nelson on Wells!
TONY ROSS: Codie Thompson is certainly enjoying what he
sees as he stands on the outside taunting Wells.
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Goines forces Wells to Berserker and yells
at him to strike Wells.... Berserker Dave is hesitating...
and now Thompson is yelling at him.... Berserker looks
blankly at Codie and then turns and looks at Wells being
held by Goines.... he shrugs his heavy shoulders as if to
say what the heck and throws a right hand!!!
TONY ROSS: WELLS DUCKS AND BERSERKER JUST STRUCK GOINES!!!
And the fans are loving it!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Codie is INCENSED!!! Look at him ranting
and raving on the outside!!
TONY ROSS: Wells pulls Goines to his feet and tosses him to
Sean who greets him with a boot to the face!!! Wells comes
over.... and he stops, smiles and points at Edmunds as if
asking if they want to see Sean in action.... the fans GO
CRAZY YELLING EDMUNDS.... EDMUNDS... EDMUNDS!!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah... I'd like to see him LEAVE that's what!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And Wells makes the tag and Sean flies over
the top rope and bulldogs Goines to the mat!!! Now Sean
helps Goines to his feet and.... what's he doing?? He's
escorting Goines to his corner... he WANTS Goines to make
the tag!?!?
TONY ROSS: I think Edmunds want FRESH meat in the ring
against him! Wells and Edmunds KNOW they can put this
match away at ANY time and now they're just toying with
them!! Goines makes the tag and in comes the former
Frontier Champion, Berserker Dave! And someone just lept
out of the crowd and ran to Berserker's corner!! He's
calling Berserker over and.... Berserker and he are
conversing?? What is going on here?? WHO IS THAT???
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony.... wait, just give me one second...
(shuffles through some papers then....) Yes!! I knew it!!
Tony... that's RICHARD "ONE-EYED PISTOL" ALLEN....
BERSERKER's BROTHER!!!
JAKE SHADES: OH NO!!! You mean there are TWO of them!?!?
TONY ROSS: I didn't even know Berserker HAD a brother??
JAKE SHADES: Hell, I'm sure NEITHER DID Berserker?? His
brother was probably the one who COMMITTED him into the
asylum and now that he's out he wants to cash in on the
little bit of success Berserker got!!
TONY ROSS: I HARDLY think that's the case Jake! They've
finished conversing now and Berserker goes back into the
ring now.... he actually looks MORE confident now that his
brother is here!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Yeah but Codie doesn't seem to like his
presence though... look at the way he's glaring at him!
JAKE SHADES: Can you blame him?! I mean, Berserker's money
was meant for CODIE to STEAL... NOT his brother!!
TONY ROSS: Only YOU can come up with logic like that and
ACTUALLY mean it!! Berserker is going into his lunatic mode
now as he begins to run around the ring.... Sean just
stands his ground, smiling and waiting. Berserker got a
little too close to Wells and Wells just SMACKED him in the
back of the head!!! Berserker stops dead in his tracks and
confronts Wells, who is laughing, and Sean DROPKICKS
Berserker in the BACK!!!
TONY ROSS: Berserker goes flying headfirst into Wells
corner and Wells nails him with a right hand!!! Berserker
stumbles backwards and Sean with back suplex!!! The fans
are going crazy here!!! Wells and Sean are just having a
good 'ol time against Goines and Berserker!! Sean walks
over to Berserker who is struggling to get to his knees. He
pulls him to his feet and sends him flying into the
corner!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Berserker is dazed in that corner Tony....
now Sean moves in... climbs the second ropes and stares
down at Berserker and starts smashing him with lefts and
rights!!! Berserker is helpless!!
JAKE SHADES: That guys been helpless since the day he was
born!
TONY ROSS: Sean finally stops.... he looks at the throngs
of fans and they start chanting SEAN... SEAN... SEAN....
and Sean responds with crotchchops to Berserker's face!!!
The fans LOVE IT!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Sean walks over to Wells and does an
exaggerated pointing gesture toward him.... and the fans
start screaming Wells name..... WELLS... WELLS.... WELLS!!
TONY ROSS: Sean makes the tag and Wells saunters in and
he's helping Berserker over to HIS corner.... just like
Sean did to Goines!! He WANTS Berserker to make the tag!!
Wells and Sean are making a MOCKERY out of this match!!
Berserker makes the tag and Goines steps in.... Now Codie
is near the ropes yelling obscenities at Wells!! He just
poked Wells with one of those crutches!! Wells is more
infuriated than hurt as he lunges at Codie... LOOK OUT!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Goines with a blow to the back of Wells
head temporarily stuns him! I think this is the FIRST signs
of offense for this team in the ENTIRE match Tony! What's
Codie doing??? He just jumped up to the apron and he NAILED
referee William Bennett from behind with that crutch!!
Bennett went down like a stone!! He never knew what hit
him!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah Codie!! That's the way!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: It was all a ruse!! Codie was NEVER really
injured.... now he's motioning toward the back.... and here
comes the one of the CRUE!! It's XAVIER OSBOURNE!! Goines
with a reverse neck breaker sends Wells to the mat!! Xavier
and Codie attack Sean Edmunds!! Berserker looks confused...
he's hesitating... he's starting to go to help Codie and
his brother, One-Eyed Pistol Allen stops him!! He's not in
agreement of this!!
JAKE SHADES: YOU SEE!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHY BERSERKER DAVE
WILL ALWAYS BE A LOSER!!! 'CAUSE JUST LIKE YOU VICTORIA....
HE LACKS BALLS!!!
TONY ROSS: The referee is out cold and Codie, Goines and
Xavier are taking FULL advantage as they TRIPLE team Sean
Edmunds outside of the ring.... WAIT!!! The fans are
starting to cheer, someone else is running down the aisle...
TONY ROSS: It's BARRY CLARK JR!!! Barry Clark Jr. is
rushing to the aide of Edmunds and Wells!! And he's tearing
into them!! He has Xavier reeling.... LOOK OUT!!! Codie
just nailed him with that crutch!! Barry Clark is down!!
Wells is down!! Edmunds is down!! The referee is out!! Now
what?? Codie Thompson seems to be arguing with Xavier about
something... Codie just FLIPPED him off!!! Xavier is just
standing there with a surprised look on his face.... Now
Codie is yelling at Berserker and Goines.... and now
Berserker's brother, One-Eyed Pistol Allen gets involved
and he gets right into Codie's face..... Codie is backing
down!! He just turned his back and is leaving?!?! NO!!
OWWW!!! Codie just CONKED One-Eyed Pistol Allen on the head
with that crutch!! Berserker goes to help his brother....
and Codie nails BERSERKER with that crutch!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah Codie baby!! CLEAN HOUSE!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Goines stares at Codie, and Codie lowers
the crutch... and now Goines is nodding his head in
approval and clapping! He approves of this!?! AND CODIE
JUST NAILED GOINES TOO!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE???
JAKE SHADES: Codie... THE MAN... is CLEANING HOUSE!! THAT'S
WHAT!!
TONY ROSS: Codie glances at Xavier who is still stomping on
Barry Clark Jr. and Edmunds and climbs into the ring and
stares down first at the unconscious ref, then at Wells who
is just now getting to his feet.... He just drove the end
of that crutch into Wells stomach!!! Wells is helpless as
he lays on the mat trying to get his breath.... Codie pulls
out a mic.....
CODIE THOMPSON: I have 3 letters for each and every
wrestler, every fan, and every suit. F......Y.......A! And
in case you ain't figured it out it stands for F(BLEEP)K
YOU ALL! Screw the CRUE they didn't back me, Screw LeBron
he didn't back me, Screw the fans they didn't back me! Then
Wells tried to back me once, but realized I was truly
the ENTIRE PROMOTION! So I could care less about anyone or
anything! I am "IN EXCESS" CODIE THOMPSON. Because TOO MUCH
of me is JUST too (BLEEP) DANGEROUS!!
TONY ROSS: Xavier looks up at the mention of Screw the Crue
and stops his stomping! He walks up to the apron and he and
Codie start arguing again!
JAKE SHADES: They're NOT arguing you fool! Must you ALWAYS
exaggerate everything around here! They are merely
exchanging a difference of opinion!
TONY ROSS: Well whatever you want to call it.... it all
comes down to the same thing!! THEY DON'T AGREE!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony.... the fans are reacting again... I
think someone else is coming.... could it be the rest of
the Crue???
TONY ROSS: Well, Cactus Latch was carried away by Blackcat
earlier this evening and hasn't been heard from since....
so that would leave... NO WAIT!! LOOK!! IT'S......
TONY ROSS: It's BILLY MATTHEWS!!! Billy Matthews dives
underneath the bottom rope with a chair!!! Codie and Xavier
turn but it's too late!! MATTHEWS SWINGS THAT CHAIR AND
TAKES THEM BOTH OUT!!! They go flying to the mat!!! Billy
swings it again at Xavier but Xavier ducks and rolls out of
the ring with Codie!! They're yelling at and pointing at
Billy! They back away from Billy now.... and they make
their way back up the aisle ..... STILL ARGUING!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Billy doesn't see Goines who has just snuck
into the ring..... Goines lunges and Billy TURNS!!! AND
GOINES JUST RAMMED HIMSELF HEADFIRST INTO BILLY'S CHAIR!!
HE GOES DOWN!!
TONY ROSS: Billy looks around and sees that the ref is
starting to come around and drops to the outside to help
to check on Barry Clark and Sean Edmunds..... on the other
side of the ring One-Eyed Pistol Allen is trying to revive
his brother Berserker....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: It looks as if we're going to get some more
action in the ring Tony.... Wells has just gotten to his
feet.... he checks on the ref who seems to be okay... and
now goes over to Goines.... he pull Goines to his feet who
swings with a wild and weak punch which clips Wells on the
jaw but doesn't really have enough behind it to do any harm!
TONY ROSS: Wells lifts Goines up... ATOMIC KNEE DROP!!!
Goines goes howling to the corner in pain! Wells follows
him in there.... lifts him up and sets him on the
turnbuckle.... now Wells climbs up... UH OH!! I think Wells
is going for his finisher... YES!! He's got it locked on...
RAGE BOMB!!!
JAKE SHADES: More like FART BOMB!! That move of his should
be illegal!! It simply REEKS!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: WHAT AN IMPACT TONY!! Referee William
Bennett is still on his knees but seems to have his
bearings about him..... he scrambles over.... ONE... TWO...
THREE!!! WELLS AND EDMUNDS HAVE DONE IT!! THEY CLAIM THE
VICTORY!!
TONY ROSS: Well, to be honest with you, until the Codie
interference, there was really LITTLE doubt as to who would
win here tonight as Wells and Edmunds totally DOMINATED
their opponents here tonight!
JAKE SHADES: That's YOUR opinion.... Codie coulda taken 'em
both if he wanted to.... he just DIDN'T want to!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, just listen to these fans cheer as
they all gather in the ring.... Edmunds, Wells, Clark and
Matthews!! We were all talking of how impressive BOP are,
and they certainly are, but this new team of Edmunds and
Wells has an air of success about it!
JAKE SHADES: You sure that's success you smell??? Ya know,
it could just be that FART MAN just cut wind again!!
TONY ROSS: Matthews steps out of the ring to leave and
Wells sees this and grabs the mic.....
JARED WELLS: "HEY BILLY, get your rear back here!"
VICTOR ALVAREZ: What's going on here?? It sounds
like Wells is really pissed at Matthews!?!
(Matthews stops in his tracks and glares momentarily
before jumping back into the ring.....)
TONY ROSS: After everything that we've seen here tonight,
frankly, NOTHING would surprise me!
JAKE SHADES: Why did you call Vicky "Frankly"?
TONY ROSS: Would you just be quiet!!
JARED WELLS: WE GOT SOMETHIN' FOR YOU!"
JAKE SHADES: Here it comes... another beat down!!
(Barry Clark Jr. tosses Matthews a shirt....Matthews
unfolds the shirt..... displaying a NEW d-XXX shirt as it
has the faces of Wells/Edmunds/Matthews on the front and
on the back says 'CUMMIN' TO A TOWN NEAR YOU'.)
JAKE SHADES: AWW MAN!!! No beat down??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Matthews has a look of shock and
confusion!? He looks at the shirt then at the three of
them.... and he places the shirt across his shoulders and
leaves the ring?? What does that mean? Is that a yes or a
no??
JAKE SHADES: Maybe he just felt the urge to move his
bowels, what with FART MAN there to remind him of it, and
he's gonna use that shirt to show them what he thinks of
their offer?!
TONY ROSS: Only in your demented dreams Shades.... No... I
think Matthews just needs some time to consider it.... but
the trio of Clark, Edmunds and Wells look confident as they
stand there nodding confidently. Well, when we return,
we'll have the FIRST of two title matches.... so don't
touch that dial.... we'll be right back with some more FWF
action!!
(Cameras fade out as the fans cheer wildly as they chant
d-XXX.... d-XXX ...... d-XXX..... FADE TO a commercial
for BowFlex exercise equipment.....)
(Cameras fade back to the FWF Broadcast booth....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, the action thus far has just been
EXPLOSIVE to say the least!!
JAKE SHADES: That's because JC and Codie know how to make
things REALLY interesting!!
TONY ROSS: That they certainly do and as you saw earlier...
they PAID for it!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony.... I'm just getting word that Wilson
"The Pest" Hazard and Otis "The Periscope" Sawyer have just
uncovered something.... Let's send the action over to them!
(CUT TO: Wilson Hazard with his cameraman Otis Sawyer as
they are seen crouching behind some bushes near the outside
of the Mid-South Coliseum's rear entrance. Wilson Hazard
puts a finger to his lips and begins whispering into the
microphone....)
WILSON HAZARD: (whispering) Tony.... we're here at the rear
end of the Mid-South arena where we just followed
"suspended" FWF referee, Danny Diaper! He appears to be
waiting for someone as he continues to nervously look at
his watch.... WAIT! Someone's coming..... Oh my!! It's JC
and MWF Pres. Mike Motta!! Otis, hook up the telephoto and
microphone so we can ease drop....
(Otis Sawyer, being the veteran investigative cameraman
that he is, expertly adjusts his equipment in a few
seconds)
DANNY DIAPER: JC... Mr. Motta.... ya gotta help me! You
said NOTHING would go wrong!! You said they Malec and
LeBron would NEVER find out anything!! You
sai....
JC: Stop your whining Diaper! First off, ya done (BLEEP)
UP!! When you came to us....
DANNY DIAPER: Came to you?!?! CAME TO YOU!!? It was YOU
that came to ME!! It was YOU that threatened me with
blackmail if I didn't do as you said!! It was YOU wh....
(INTERRUPTED)....
JC: And it's gonna be YOU who's going to EAT my FIST if you
don't shut up right now!!
MIKE MOTTA: Now listen up Diaper and listen up good....
we're going to give you one more chance to redeem yourself
and if you FAIL this time...
JC: WAIT!! (starts looking around) Not here Mike.... (looks
around suspiciously....) Not here..... forget about Diaper!
We have no further use for him .... NOW (stares around
suspiciously again) Let's get outta here Mike, there are
TOO many BUGS around "HEAR" (looks at Motta and points to
his ear) if you know what I mean.....
(JC and Mike Motta begin to leave.....)
DANNY DIAPER: WAIT!!! What about me!?!? WHAT ABOUT ME???
WHAT AB.....
(Suddenly the image begins to jerk around crazily and there
is a lot of yelling and screaming heard as you begin to
hear what sounds like punches being connected... after a
few moments.... the sounds cease and the image finally
lays still.... showing nothing but the grass... in the
background you hear Diaper's whining.... along with
the sadistic laughter of two men.... suddenly a loud
crash is heard and everything suddenly goes to static!)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: WILSON!! OTIS!! Tony, we just lost our
transmission!!
TONY ROSS: Yeah and I can give you TWO guesses as to WHO is
behind this!!
JAKE SHADES: Who? Malec and LeBron??
TONY ROSS: (gives him a ridiculous look) NO YOU MORON!! You
know FULL WELL who I'm talking about!!
JAKE SHADES: Careful there Tony.... I hear SLANDER can be
VERY costly!!
TONY ROSS: Yeah.... so can STUPIDITY!! I see Paul Kramer is
ready for the start of the next match, so let's turn the
action over to him.....
(CUT TO: Center ring as Paul Kramer is seen conversing with
head referee William Bennett who is rubbing the back of his
head. He begins to shake his head as Paul tells him how it
was Codie Thompson who struck over the head with his
crutch. After a few moments, Bennett nods his head as if to
assure Kramer that he's alright and Paul raises the mic
to his lips.....)
PAUL KRAMER: LAAAAADIEEEES and GEEENTLEEEEMEEEEEN!!!
Tonight's FEATURE MATCH is for the FRONTIER TITLE! First...
the challenger.... he hails from Chicago Illinois.... at a
height of 6'-3".... weighing 201 pounds.... he's the number
5 ranked contender to both the Frontier and National
titles.... he's BIIIIILYYYYY MAAAATTHEEEEWS!!!!!
(CUE UP: "Unforgiven" by Metallica as Billy Matthews
emerges from behind the curtains. He's greeted very
warmly with mostly cheers as he stands at the foot of the
ramp taking it all in. He then begins to make his way down
the aisle, his long brown hair jumping wildly about as he
slaps hands all the way to the ring)
PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent..... he hails from Montreal
Quebec.... he stands at 6'-1" and weighs 245 pounds.... he
is a former NTWA United States Champion, a former AFWC
Southern Heavyweight Champion, the last NFWA World
Champion, and is the CURRENT FWF FRONTIER CHAMPION!!! He's
JEEEEEAAAAN RAAAAABEEESQUE!!!!!
(CUE UP: "Shapes of Things To Come" by The Jeff Healy Band
as Jean Rabesque emerges at the foot of the entranceway
ramp. The fans cheer so loudly that the very rafters seem
to shake with eruption of cheers!! He stands there, the
Frontier Title draped over his shoulder, a determined look
on his face as the fans continue to scream out his name in
adulation!! He then makes his way down to the ring where
he hopes over the top rope.... pulls the Frontier title off
of his shoulders and thrusts it proudly into the air!! The
fans respond with a thunderous roar!!)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony.... Rabesque's popularity has
certainly skyrocketed since capturing the Frontier title
from Berserker Dave!! And Billy Matthews, while not
seemingly as popular as Rabesque, has developed a rather
large following of his own! This match certainly promises to
be a sleeper.....
JAKE SHADES: I agree...
VICTOR ALVAREZ: (surprised look on his face) You do???
JAKE SHADES: Most certainly.... this match PROMISES to put
me to SLEEP!!
TONY ROSS: These had a mutual respect for each other at the
outset of their mic spots but that quickly deteriorated to
mud slinging from both sides. It'll be interesting to see
if the respect is still there or if it turns out to be
nothing more than a dirty street brawl as BOTH of these men
have proven that they can get as down and dirty as the next
rule breaker!
JAKE SHADES: You mean they resort to CHEATING don't you!?
TONY ROSS: No Jake..... it means they'll play fair so long
as their opponent do!! And no sooner as the bell rings than
these guys go at it!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: These guys have been engaging in heated
dialogue now for weeks and now they finally get to express
themselves in a more physical manner!!
TONY ROSS: They're slugging it out in the middle of the
ring and the fans are loving it!!! Neither of them are
giving an inch... and referee William Bennett goes in
between them and physically forces them apart!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, I sometimes wonder if maybe referee
William Bennett should consider becoming a wrestler
himself! Did you see how easily he push both of them to the
side!? Aside from Czar, he certainly has got to be one of
the most IMPOSING referees in the sport today!!
JAKE SHADE: He don't look too tough to me!
TONY ROSS: Sure, it's easy enough to say that at a
distance, why don't you try saying that to his face!
Rabesque looks as if he took exception to Bennett laying
hands on him and gets right into Bennett's face...
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And Bennett SHOVES Rabesque back!! Rabesque
is a great champion and all but I really think he's wasting
his time trying to intimidate referee William Bennett...
Bennett doesn't take crap from ANY ONE!!! And with the
build that he has he can very easily make the transition to
competitor if he wanted to!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah and the reason he doesn't is 'cause he
couldn't cut it as a wrestler!!
TONY ROSS: Matthews takes full advantage of Rabesque's
distraction and pounces on him!!! Rabesque stumbles back to
the ropes and Matthews clotheslines him right over the
top!!!
JAKE SHADES: HAHAHAHAAAA!! Did you see that!? He looked SO
comical the way he spun over the top rope and bounced off
the pavement!! That was straight out of a cartoon!!!
TONY ROSS: Not withstanding Shades eloquent analogy,
Rabesque did hit the pavement rather hard! Matthews follows
him outside and leaps off the apron but Rabesque greets him
with a raised knee that catches Matthews in the abdomen!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Matthews rolls on the ground in pain as he
attempts to catch his breath!! Rabesque on his feet now and
he pulls Matthews up by his long brown locks and sends him
head first into the guardrail!!!
JAKE SHADES: These guys are out of control!! I think LeBron
should consider sending these guys to some sort of anger
management program or something!!
TONY ROSS: Out of control is right!! Rabesque reaches for
Matthews.... but Matthews reaches out and grabs a
refreshment from a nearby fan and tosses it into Rabesque's
face!! Rabesque stumbles backwards as he attempts to soak
the liquid from his eyes!!
JAKE SHADES: Now THAT was a waste of a perfectly good beer!!
TONY ROSS: Matthews lifts Rabesque up.... and he rams
Rabesque's back into the edge of the ring apron!!! Rabesque
slumps down to the pavement clutching at his back!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Matthews had better remember that HE has to
beat Rabesque IN THE RING if he wants to strip him of that
Frontier Title. A DQ win won't do it!
TONY ROSS: I think he must of hear you Victor because he
just pulled Rabesque to his feet and rolled him back into
the ring! And not a moment too soon because ref Bennett was
at the count of 17 when Matthews finally rolled back into
the ring himself!!
JAKE SHADES: Of course ref Bennett was already at 17...
Hell, all he knows are FIVE numbers.... 1, 2, 3, 17 and 20!!
TONY ROSS: I'll be sure to tell him you said that Jake!
Matthews working on Rabesque's legs now as he starts
softening them up with kicks and punches!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony... Matthews has certainly been doing
his homework! He's focusing on Rabesque's legs to
neutralize his finisher... the Figure Four Leg Lock!!
JAKE SHADES: Gee, and here I was thinking that he just
wanted to kick the (BLEEP) outta him!!
TONY ROSS: Rabesque has his work cut out for him... ROOKIE
or NO ROOKIE... Matthews means business!! Rabesque manages
to get to his feet.... and Matthews continues to kick him
in the thighs!! Rabesque drops to his knees... Matthews
moves in and Rabesque drives his head into Matthews'
stomach!! That stopped Matthews dead in his tracks!!
Rabesque with an uppercut send Matthews flying up in the
air and he lands flat on his back!!
JAKE SHADES: Who said they would never send a GAY MAN into
orbit??
TONY ROSS: That was absolutely tasteless Jake!! Both men
are moving slowly now as they both need time to recupe some
energy.... Rabesques gets to his feet first and staggers
over to Matthews.... and Rabesques' legs give out and he
stumbles and falls... OOOHH!!! Rabesque's head collides
dangerously close to Matthews groin!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: MATTHEWS IS HOWLING IN PAIN!!! And Rabesque
struggles to his feet .... looks at Matthews and then at
Bennett and drops his hands to his sides and shakes his
head as if to say it was an accident.
JAKE SHADES: Yeah right.... he just wanted to know what it
felt like to have something else OTHER than a microphone on
his lips right Vicky???
VICTOR ALVAREZ: You dispicable Shades! Bennett just nods
his head as if acknowledging that it indeed was an
accident! And look at this... Rabesque steps back and
allows Matthews an opportunity to get his wind back... NOW
THAT'S what I call sportsmanship and class!!
JAKE SHADES: And THAT'S what I call STUPIDITY and even MORE
STUPIDITY!!!
TONY ROSS: Well Jake, I gotta hand it to you... STUPIDITY
is something that YOU are WELL FAMILIAR with!! Matthews
gets to his feet... and listen to the fan reaction as they
applaud both Rabesque and Matthews!!
JAKE SHADES: Yet ANOTHER example of stupidity!!
TONY ROSS: Matthews finally gets to his feet and he nods to
Rabesque that he's ready to go.... Rabesque moves in and
Matthews with a Russian Leg sweep.... and Rabesque goes
down!! Matthews again starts on the legs of Rabesque...
spinning toe hold by Matthews... and Rabesque plants a foot
to his rear and sends him into the ropes!!
JAKE SHADES: I think he just wanted to feel his rear!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Matthews comes off the ropes.....
TONY ROSS: Rabesque leapfrogs over Matthews and heads for
the ropes.... Matthews off the ropes.... DOUBLE FLYING BODY
PRESS!! Both men go down!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: They collided with such force Tony that
they're both slow to get up! Bennett starts the 10
count.... Bennett hasn't reached the fourth count before
they BOTH start to stir! Matthews is up first... but
Rabesque is not far behind and they use each other as
leverage to pull themselves up....
JAKE SHADES: I'd watch what body parts they're clinging to!
TONY ROSS: They're both to their feet now.... and Matthews
whips Rabesque into the ropes.... Rabesque bounces off and
COLLIDES with Matthews driving him down to the mat!!
Rabesque pulls Matthews to his feet and Matthews connects
with a European uppercut!! That staggers Rabesque.... and
another by Matthews... and STILL Rabesque manages to stay
on his feet... another.... THAT one sends Rabesque
sprawling to the mat!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Matthews moves in on the fallen Rabesque
and Rabesque with an INSIDE CRADLE!!! Bennett's right there
for the count... ONE .... TWO.... THREE... NO!! Matthews
kicked out!! That was SO close but Matthews kicked out at
the last possible second!!
TONY ROSS: Matthews is up on his feet... Rabesque slaps a
headlock on him.... Matthews lifts Rabesque up.... BACK
SUPLEX by Matthews!!! Matthews is up and he drops an elbow
to Rabesque's knee!! And Rabesque bolts up yelling in pain!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Matthews has Rabesque's leg... and he's
going for the figure four!!! Matthews is going to try and
beat Rabesque with his OWN FINISHER!!! AND HE'S GOT IT
LOCKED ON!!!
JAKE SHADES: Is that what is meant by playing "footsie"??
TONY ROSS: Matthews has Rabesque trapped in the figure four
in the middle of the ring!! Rabesque is sitting...
supporting himself on his elbows.... would you look at the
expression on his face??? He's in excruciating pain!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And look at the intensity in Matthews
face!! He's applying as much pressure as he possibly can
and Rabesque is trying his best to endure it!!
TONY ROSS: Referee William Bennett moves in and is asking
Rabesque if he wants to submit! Rabesque yells out an
emphatic "NO"!!
JAKE SHADES: Submit already you IDIOT!! I want to see PCS
destroy Goldilocks!!
TONY ROSS: Rabesque just let out another yell and collapsed
onto his back!! And Matthews tries to apply even more
pressure.... and Rabesque isn't moving... he may be out!?!
We may be seeing the crowning of a new champion here
tonight!!
TONY ROSS: Referee Bennett moves in for a closer look....
he grabs Rabesque's arm and raises it... it drops
lifelessly to the mat ONCE... he raises it again... it
drops to the mat a SECOND time.... he raises it again....
and IT DROPS TO THE MAT A THIRD ... NO WAIT!!! RABESQUE
JUST CAME TO LIFE FREEZING HIS ARM MERE INCHES FROM HITTING
THE MAT!!! He balls his hands into fists and is starting to
raise himself off the mat.
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And the fans have just come alive also
Tony!! Listen to them as they try to cheer Rabesque into a
frenzy!!! Rabesque is in a sitting position now.... and
he's trying to turn over....
JAKE SHADES: OH COME ON ALREADY REF! END THIS MATCH ALREADY
SO I CAN SEE PCS!!
TONY ROSS: Rabesque is forcing Matthews to tilt a little...
he's almost got it.... HE DID IT!!! RABESQUE HAS REVERSED
THE FIGURE FOUR!! HE NOW HAS MATTHEWS TRAPPED IN HIS
FINISHER!!
JAKE SHADES: (sighing heavily) Not this again....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Bennett moves over to the opposite side now
as he starts to ask Matthews if HE wants to give up!?
TONY ROSS: Matthews is gritting his teeth and fighting it
with all his might!! But exerted SO much energy into trying
to get Rabesque to submit that he just may not have the
energy to escape!!
JAKE SHADES: If it weren't for the fact that PCS is
wrestling next, I'd make an attempt at escaping this
(BLEEP) place!!!
TONY ROSS: And NOTHING would please us more Jake! Rabesque
is now trying to increase the pressure now and Matthews
lets out a howl of pain!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, I don't know how much more of this
Matthews can endure.... it's like you said, Matthews
expended a lot of energy going for the submission that it's
only a matter of time now for.....
JAKE SHADES: If it's like Tony said?? Then WHY the (BLEEP)
do you find it necessary to repeat what he said???
TONY ROSS: Bennett asks Matthews if he wishes to submit and
Matthews answers with yell of pain as he falls backward,
clasps his hands over his face as he tries to endure the
pain!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And Bennett begins the count... ONE.. TWO..
MATTHEWS SHOOT A SHOULDER UP!!! That was very close!!
Matthews was in so much pain that he almost forgot that
both his shoulders were on the mat!!
TONY ROSS: The fans are starting to look down the aisle....
I believe someone is coming...... I can't make out who it
is yet but whoever it is, the fans definitely don't like
because they started booing! LOOK! Why that looks like....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Thats BLACKCAT!!! He's here to attack
Rabesque again!!
JAKE SHADES: GOOD! At least if I have to sit through this
(BLEEP) match I can get to see Rabesque get his (BLEEP)
kicked once again!!
TONY ROSS: Blackcat seems to be staggering somewhat...
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Rabesque just saw him... RABESQUE SAW
BLACKCAT AND HE'S RELEASING THE HOLD!!! What's he doing
releasing the submission hold?? The match isn't over yet!?!
JAKE SHADES: That's because he's STUPID!!
TONY ROSS: Victor, with the way Copycat and Blackcat have
been interferring in all his matches as of late, not to
mention that of the Mercenaries, I think the ONLY thing on
his mind right now is REVENGE!! Rabesque drops to the
outside and takes a few steps toward Blackcat and FALLS
DOWN!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, that figure four has drained him of a
lot of strength!! Rabesque struggles to his feet... but why
isn't Blackcat attacking him??? He's just standing there...
as if drugged??
JAKE SHADES: Maybe he needs to borrow Codie's crutches?!
Maybe I should get Codie so he can LET HIM HAVE IT! HAHAHAA!
TONY ROSS: Bennett is still counting but Rabesque either
doesn't hear or doesn't care because he gets right back on
his feet and goes straight for Blackcat!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Bennett is already at 12!!
TONY ROSS: Rabesque lunges at Blackcat and knocks him to
the ground!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony?? Blackcat didn't even make an effort
to get out of the way?? There's something strange going on
here!!
TONY ROSS: Matthews is just now starting to get to his
feet... and Rabesque is pounding on Blackcat!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: The count is at 17!!!
TONY ROSS: I think Rabesque has totally lost it!! Now he's
trying to pull off Blackcat's mask!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: 18!!!
TONY ROSS: Rabesque is tugging at the mask.... he's almost
got it free.....
JAKE SHADES: Hey... this is starting to get interesting,
I'm kinda curious who this guy really is myself!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: 19!!!
TONY ROSS: RABESQUE PULLED THE MASK OFF!!! WHY THAT'S ....
TONY ROSS: THAT'S CACTUS LATCH UNDER THE MASK!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: 20!!! Referee William Bennett is calling
for the bell!! Rabesque has been counted out!!! Matthews
will win the match but Rabesque will retain the title
because a title can't change hands on a DQ!!
JAKE SHADES: Well I guess we know WHAT Blackcat did with
Cactus Latch when he carried him through the crowd!!
TONY ROSS: Rabesque is standing over Cactus Latch/Blackcat
in shock!! And somebody just broke through the crowd of
fans!! That's COPYCAT and he's carrying a golf club!!
Rabesque doesn't see him ... OH!!! HE JUST WHACKED RABESQUE
ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT GOLF CLUB!!! Rabesque falls to
the pavement right next to Cactus Latch!! And Copycat
reaches down and grabs Blackcat's mask and disappears into
the crowd!!
JAKE SHADES: ALL RIGHT!!! So this match wasn't a waste
after all!!
TONY ROSS: Obviously this was a plot masterminded by
Blackcat and Copycat to get at Rabesque! And it worked to
perfection. Matthews will get the win tonight but he'll go
home without the title due to the DQ! We have to break for
a commercial but don't stray too far away because we'll be
returning with the start of the Main Event!!
(Cameras fade to a promo for WAR.....)
(Cameras fade back to the broadcast booth .....)
TONY ROSS: This has been one of the WILDEST cards I've seen
in quite some time!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And we haven't even seen the main event yet!
JAKE SHADES: YEAH! Now you're going to see a REAL
superstar!! My man PCS!!!
(suddenly the crowd reacts as someone comes down the
aisle.....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony... someone's heading our way... and
look! It's Exec. VP Scott Malec!!
JAKE SHADES: Oh great! What does he want now??
TONY ROSS: Oh I'm sure you KNOW why he's coming down Jake!
JAKE SHADES: He can't do anything to me... I didn't do
anything!
(At that moment Scott Malec appears at the broadcast booth)
SCOTT MALEC: Hello guys, I won't take much of your time
since I know the Main Event is about to start... I just
came here to thank the man responsible for helping me to
thwart all of JC's plans this evening! Without the constant
snitching and snooping he's been doing for me these past
couple of weeks I would have NEVER been able to gather
enough information to SUE him for destruction of FWF
property, theft of FWF property, conspiracy, you name it!
Yes... this was ALL made possible by the CONSTANT SPYING
and, well, just being a HELL OF an INFORMANT, I'd like to
PUBLICLY thank my partner... JAKE SHADES!!
(everyone does a double take at the mention of Jake Shades
name!!!)
JAKE SHADES: WHAT?!?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I've
never helped you and I was NEVER your informant!!
SCOTT MALEC: (smiling broadly) No, no, Jake... you're being
much TOO modest. I'm the first to give credit where credit
is due!! We put up a great charade, you and I, but I think
it's time that EVERYONE knows just WHO's been feeding me
all this important information about JC and the MWF!! So
JC, if you're listening out there.... I just OUTCLASSED you
with your OWN man again!! Way to go Shades!! Keep up the
good work!!
(Slaps Jake HARD across the shoulders as he walks away....
laughing hard.....)
JAKE SHADES: Wait!! I...I.. Do... I don't know what he's
talking about??!
TONY ROSS: (smiling) Oh... so YOU'VE been the one feeding
Scott Malec all that info about JC!?!? Well, you CERTAINLY
had me fooled... hell, you had EVERYONE fooled, including
JC!! I wonder how JC is going to feel knowing that YOU
betrayed him??
JAKE SHADES: STOP SAYING THAT!! I NEVER BETRAYED JC!! THAT
(BLEEP) (BLEEP) MORON MALEC IS TRYING TO SET ME UP!!
TONY ROSS: Oh... sorry, I didn't realize that you wanted to
go back "undercover" ..... (laughing)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: You know rumor has it that JC was
responsible for Czar's Jetskiing accident, and that was
only because of a simple argument!! I could imagine what
he's going to do to you when he finds out you've been
dropping dimes on him to Malec!?!
JAKE SHADES: I'M NOT A SNITCH DAMMIT!!!!
TONY ROSS: Sure, sure Jake.... I believe you (sarcastic
laugh) but you have to remember... it isn't ME you have to
convince.... it's JC!! But I wouldn't worry none....
JAKE SHADES: What are you talking about?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Why, have you forgotten already?? Malec had
JC escorted out of the building earlier in the show?? You
remember don't you?? Of course you do.... you saw JC in the
parking lot, standing next to Malec's car during the
Carnivore's and Nevada's blowout brawl there! In fact, I
believe YOU were the ONLY one that saw JC there, standing
next to Malec's car, with a container of gasoline, UNTIL
THAT IS, you called out his name to wave to him and the
ENTIRE WORLD saw JC also!!
JAKE SHADES: Tha... errr.. that was an acci... WAIT!! That
was an accident!! All I was doing was greeting him!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Sure, WE know that, the question is will JC
buy that?? At any event, you'll be okay, that is until the
card is over and you have to OUTSIDE where JC is!!
JAKE SHADES: (stammers something unintelligible as he all
of a sudden looks pale)
TONY ROSS: (looking at Jake) Wow! I've never seen a bald
head turn to such a PALE shade!! Are you okay Jake??
JAKE SHADES: Let's just get on with the next match....
THAT'S IT!! PCS!! I'll leave with my main man PCS!! (begins
to relax somewhat at the thought of having PCS at his side)
Yeah... Whew!! That's the ticket!! Let's get this match
going already!! I wanta see my MAIN MAN, PCS!!!
TONY ROSS: Well, welcome back to the living Jake, for NOW
that is (snickers) Anyway, it IS time for the main event so
Paul Kramer, take it away!!!
(CUT TO: center ring where a single spotlight focuses on
ring announcer Paul Kramer......)
PAUL KRAMER: Well HEEEEEERREEEE WE AAAAAAREEE!!! The EVENT
that you've been waiting for..... THE MAAAAIN EEEEVEEENT!!!
(the arena explodes with an eruption of cheers that drowns
out all else.....)
PAUL KRAMER: This match is for the MOST prestigious title
in all of wrestling.... get ready everyone.... as two men
prepare TO WAGE WAR FOR THE FWF NATIONAL TITLE!!!! Our
referee for this Title Match will be head referee, William
Bennett!
(crowd erupt again, even louder this time....)
PAUL KRAMER: First.... the challenger!!! He hails from
Phoenix Arizona.... he stands at 6'-7" and weighs 283
pounds!! He was a former AFWC World Heavyweight Champion!!!
Formerly known as the wrestler known as DEATH... he's
HEEEENRYYYY GOOOOOLDWIIREEEEEE!!!
(CUE UP: "Mary Jane's Last Dance" by Tom Petty and the
Heartbreakers as Goldwire emerges on the entranceway
ramp. The fan's reaction is mixed with mostly cheers as
he makes his way wordlessly down the ramp and to the
ring....)
PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent!!! He stands at 6'5" tall and
weighs 255 pounds. He hails from the city of angels....
Los Angeles California!! He is the current FWF NATIONAL
CHAMPION..... accompanied by his manager the Lost
Hanson, he's POP CULTURE SUUUUPEERHEROOOOOO!!
(CUE UP: "Sell Out" by Reel Big Fish as PCS and TLH appear
at the foot of the ramp. They are instantly greeted with a
mixture of boos and cheers!! Mostly boos however which is
followed up by the traditional tossing of debris!! PCS and
TLH laugh mockingly and point as they make their way down
toward the ring. As they near the ring, PCS stops by the
front row and is conversing with a man in a suit. The man
then accompanies PCS and TLH into the ring.)
JAKE SHADES: YEAH!!! YOU GO PCS!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, who is that man and why is he in the
ring? PCS just grabbed the mic and is telling Goldwire to
hold on a bit....
PCS: You just hold on there Goldilocks.... you'll get your
chance but FIRST I have an announcement to make! This here
gentleman is MY attorney and we have a little bit of
business to take care of before this match gets underway!!
Now recently there's been a lot of confusion going on with
the use of MY name, PCS within the telecommunications
industry and we're going to handle this... RIGHT HERE...
RIGHT NOW!!! I want the SPRINT REPRESENTATIVE to come on
down!!!
(suddenly, a well dressed man who was seated in the chair
next to PCS's attorney gets up and makes his way to the
ring.... He pulls out some papers and hands them to PCS
for him to sign....)
PCS: There you go!! Now there'll be NO MORE CONFUSION!!
I've just signed a contract with the people at SPRINT for
my own 1-800 number!!! NOW, with MY permission, they are
allowed to call it PCS SPRINT!!!
PCS: But that's not all!! At this time I want to call out
the FIRST recipient of the OFFICIAL PCS 1-800 number...
BEAU MICHAELS!!!
(cameras zoom to the entranceway ramp as Beau Michaels
appears and makes his way down to the ring....)
PCS: Beau, I want YOU to be the FIRST recipient of MY
new PCS 1-800 number....
(hands it to Beau Michaels who takes it and looks at
then begins to smile. He then looks at PCS and nod his
head in approval as PCS suddenly reaches over and kisses
the Lost Hanson FULL on the lips!!)
PCS: THAT'S RIGHT!! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL PCS "GAY SEX LINE"
(the crowd erupts with laughter as Beau Michaels does his
patented gyration as he heads back to the lockerroom)
TONY ROSS: Okay, this match is FINALLY underway now.....
PCS seems to be taking a rather lighthearted approach to
this match as he dances around jabbing punches at Goldwire
a la ALI!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I don't think Goldwire finds it the least
bit amusing! Look at the determination on his face Tony! He
has ONE thing on his mind tonight and that's to strip PCS
of that title!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah well he better get ANOTHER thing in that
pea he calls a mind 'cause THAT AINT GONNA HAPPEN 'cause
right here is a prime example of a loser versus a winner!
I gambled on Goldy way back and lost money, but PCS has
been my GREATEST investment EVER!!!
TONY ROSS: PCS continues to throw jabs and now ref Bennett
starts warning him... and GOLDWIRE takes that opportunity
to attack! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION DOUBLES PCS OVER!!
Goldwire follows that up by driving PCS's head down to the
mat!!
JAKE SHADES: HEY!! What's with the hair pull ref!?!
TONY ROSS: Goldwire reaches for PCS... but PCS is
scrambling for the ropes.... but Goldwire grabs PCS by the
legs and pulls him just out of reach of the ropes and slaps
on a leg lock!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And look at The Lost Hanson outside!! He's
beside himself as he continues to slap the apron in
frustration!!
TONY ROSS: Goldwire reaches back with one arm and grabs PCS
by the chin and begins to pull back now!! He has him
trapped in some sort of bow and arrow leg lock!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: PCS is desperately reaching for the
ropes... and the Lost Hanson runs over to that side and is
yelling at the ref that Goldwire is choking PCS!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Bennett quickly checks the hold... and The
Lost Hanson reaches and grabs PCS's outstretched hands and
DRAGS him to the ropes!! The ref turns but too late!!! The
Lost Hanson was just too quick!! He didn't see what PCS
did!! He see's PCS clutching the bottom rope and orders the
break!
JAKE SHADES: Way to go TLH!!!
TONY ROSS: Goldwire reluctantly lets go and PCS slowly gets
to his feet.... PCS is trying to bide some time now but
Goldwire won't have any of it as he forearm smashes across
the side of the head!! He whips PCS into the ropes...
FLYING CLOTHESLINE sends PCS down to the mat with
authority!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: PCS has yet to mount any sort of offense
and at the rate Goldwire is moving... he may NEVER GET THE
OPPORTUNITY!! Goldwire right on top of the action again as
he measures PCS and drops a knee to the head!! PCS BOLTS UP
YELLING IN PAIN!!!
JAKE SHADES: Come on PCS!!
TONY ROSS: Goldwire with a reverse chin lock..... and now
PCS is struggling to get to his feet.... Goldwire is
applying the leverage... but somehow PCS just POWERS his
way to his feet!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: It must be desperation....
JAKE SHADES: NOT!! That's SKILL baby!!
TONY ROSS: And Goldwire just turned that chin lock into a
sleeper hold!!! PCS is flailing his arms wildly as he
desperately tries to escape!! PCS is reaching for the
ropes.... and Goldwire puts the breaks on.. but LOOK!! PCS
is literally dragging the larger Goldwire to the ropes...
PCS is almost to the ropes.... Goldwire hops on PCS's back
to try and add leverage and that caught PCS off guard and
he stumbles forward!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: OH NO!!! THEY BOTH TUMBLED OVER THE TOP
ROPE!! Goldwire never released the hold and they BOTH
landed together.... with PCS sandwiching him!!!
JAKE SHADES: Now THAT's a HELL of a way to make him release
a hold!! I told ya PCS is da (BLEEP)!!
TONY ROSS: This is the break that PCS needed.... that fall
knocked the wind out of Goldwire and temporarily slowed him
down.... PCS gets up... and he starts laying the boot to
Goldwire!! Goldwire it trying to roll away but PCS traps
him against the guardrail and begins choking him with a
boot to the throat!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: PCS with one last kick to the chest before
he rolls back into the ring..... Now Bennett is starting
his count on Goldwire while PCS gets a breather....
Goldwire struggles to his feet... he climbs up to the
apron... and PCS comes flying off the ropes and KNOCKS HIM
OFF THE APRON!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Goldwire goes flying off the apron and hits
the guardrail with the small of his back!! Goldwire slumps
to the pavement!! He's really hurt!!
JAKE SHADES: I KNEW it was only a matter of time!! Finish
him off PCS!!
TONY ROSS: PCS drops to the outside of the ring.... he
pulls Goldwire to his knees... and GOLDWIRE JUST BOLTED TO
HIS FEET, LIFTING PCS OFF THE GROUND AND ON TO HIS
SHOULDER!! And he just dropped PCS across the top of the
railing!! OH MY!! PCS HIT THAT RAILING NECK FIRST AND DID
YOU SEE THE WAY HIS HEAD SNAPPED BACK?!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And here comes The Lost Hanson... he has a
chair.... GOLDWIRE sidesteps and trips up The Lost Hanson!!
The Lost Hanson goes sprawling to the pavement!!! Now The
Lost Hanson gets to his knees and he's pleading with
Goldwire... but Goldwire ignores his pleads and pulls him
up..... SUPLEX!!! Goldwire just suplexed The Lost Hanson on
the PAVEMENT!!!
JAKE SHADES: Hey!! He can't touch him!! He's a MANAGER!!
TONY ROSS: Goldwire rolls into the ring to break the count
and rolls right back out!! He goes over to PCS now... and
with a handful of hair he forces PCS onto the apron! He
knows he has to win this match IN THE RING to take the
title and that's EXACTLY where he's taking PCS!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: PCS is trying to fight back... but he just
doesn't have the energy.... Goldwire has PCS .... and HE
SUPLEXES HIM BACK INTO THE RING!!! PCS is laying in the
middle of the ring!!! And Goldwire is making his way to the
top turnbuckle.... THIS COULD BE IT TONY!! WE COULD HAVE A
NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!!!
JAKE SHADES: I don't THINK so!! Heheheheheh
TONY ROSS: The Lost Hanson is up and he's clutching one of
Goldwire's legs!! Goldwire is kicking at him but he won't
let go!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: I can't believe it!! Goldwire is punching
and kicking at The Lost Hanson, but he REFUSES to release
the hold!! He's trying to buy some time for PCS!! How
DESPICABLE!!
JAKE SHADES: Despicable?? You mean SMART!! Now THAT's what
I call a manager!!
TONY ROSS: PCS is starting to stir.... he's up!! And he
stumbles back down to one knee!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And Goldwire FINALLY managed to get The
Lost Hanson off his leg by ramming his head into the post!!
He goes up top now... he stares down at PCS who tries again
to get to his feet and stumbles again to a knee!!! PCS is
down on one knee and The Lost Hanson is laying on his back
on the outside!! PCS's reign as champion may just be
seconds away from ending!! Goldwire waits.... and HE
LEAPS!!!!
JAKE SHADES: NO!! LOOK OUT PCS!! MOVE!!!
TONY ROSS: And PCS straightens up and ... OH!!! SUPERKICK
RIGHT INTO GOLDWIRE'S JAW!!! GOLDWIRE IS DOWN!! BUT SO IS
PCS!! That took EVERYTHING PCS had and he also collapsed to
the mat!!!
JAKE SHADES: GET UP PCS!!! C'MON BABY!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Bennett is administering the count now....
and they both begin to stir ..... Goldwire rises to a
sitting position holding his jaw.... and PCS is still
laying on his back!!
TONY ROSS: Goldwire makes his way over to PCS on his hands
and knees.... he pulls PCS to a sitting position and he's
resting on PCS's shoulder!! They just sit there holding
each other up and resting!!! These guys are running on
fumes!!!
JAKE SHADES: DON'T say FUMES!! You might attract Rage o'
FART!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: They're starting to move again.... and now
they're slugging it out on their knees!!! But they're
punches have VERY little if ANY force behind them!!
TONY ROSS: Nevertheless, each blow struck makes the other
teeter back like a...
JAKE SHADES: I know!! Like a WEEBLE!!!
TONY ROSS: Yeah sure, wasn't what I was going to say, but
that'll work also! They're both hitting each other with
lazy blows.... none of which seem to have any effect except
maybe just tire them out even more!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: OH!! Goldwire just landed a blow that sent
PCS reeling backwards!! He's still on his knees but his
back is kissing the mat!!
JAKE SHADES: C'mon PCS!! Show 'em what you're made of!!!
TONY ROSS: PCS somehow manages to pull himself up again and
now HE lands a blow that sends GOLDWIRE back!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah!! That's the way!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, now Goldwire's back is kissing the
mat!! Goldwire tries to pull himself up .... but he's
having a tougher time than PCS did...
JAKE SHADES: STAY DOWN YOU LOSER!! STAY DOWN!!
TONY ROSS: Goldwire is back up!!! He's cocking that right
hand of his .....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And PCS is cocking his right hand also!!!
JAKE SHADES: DUCK PCS!! DUCK!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: THEY BOTH FIRE!!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: AND THEY BOTH MISS AND THEIR HEADS
COLLIDE!!!
JAKE SHADE: OW!! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!
TONY ROSS: And they BOTH fall to the side with their arms
wrapped around each other!!! They're both DOWN and OUT on
their sides!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: All either of them has to do is turn the
other over and they'll win!! They both lack the energy to
do so!!!
TONY ROSS: Yeah but they're still trying.... look at them
pushing against each other... like an immovable object
against the indestructible force!! AND LOOK! Goldwire
being the heavier of the two is starting to force PCS
back!!! AND PCS just REVERSED gears and GOES WITH THE
ROLL!! Goldwire wasn't expecting it and rolled him too
far!! PCS IS ON TOP!! Bennett drops for the count......
ONE.... TWO.... THREE!!!
JAKE SHADES: YEAH!! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT BABY!!
TONY ROSS: PCS GET'S THE VICTORY AND RETAINS HIS TITLE!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Oh... Goldwire came SO close to becoming
the National Champion!! But PCS somehow managed to pull it
out!! Not taking anything away from Rage o' Fire, this was
no doubt PCS's TOUGHEST match to date!! As well as
Goldwires! Just look at them Tony.... they're STILL laying
on the mat exhausted!!!
TONY ROSS: JAKE!? Where do you think you're going!?!
JAKE SHADES: Gotta go check on my boy PCS!! Besides, he's
my ride home!!!
(Jake runs toward the ring and enters it and helps PCS to
his feet just as the Lost Hanson enters.........)
TONY ROSS: Well, this no doubt has been one of the MOST
EXPLOSIVE FWF events of the year, but you know what the
surprising thing is??
VICTOR ALVAREZ: What's that Tony....
TONY ROSS: As GREAT as the action was here tonight... it
will only get BETTER!!! Fans, it was great having you with
us tonight.... Join us next week as BATTLEGROUND travels to
the GEORGIA DOME in Atlanta... and just like ALL the FWF
events.... it promises to be UNFORGETTABLE!!! GOODNIGHT
EVERYBODY!!!
(Credits begin to roll as we begin to see "still shots" of
Helix's profile with a huge M-I-A superimposed over it, it
then cuts to a "still shot" of Sage as he lays in a
hospital bed, another shot comes in of Nostradamus, also
in a hospital bed.... screen then freezes as these three
shots come together.... and then FADES OUT....)
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