(FADE TO: an abrupt scene in the office of FWF President
Joe LeBron as he and Scott Malec are talking with someone
who sits in a high backed chair in front of them. The
third person's identity is hidden as the he has his back
to us.....)
JOE LeBRON: You know, when I first started out in this
business, If anyone would have ever told me that you would
be working with Scott and myself, I would have told them
they were insane!!
SCOTT MALEC: (shaking his head in agreement) We've had a
turbulent history you and I, and it would be a pleasure to
finally work WITH rather than against you! I've had many
opportunities to stick it to JC, but I'm telling you, I
CAN'T WAIT to see the look on HIS face when he sees YOU!
MYSTERY MAN: Yes, they say that politics makes strange
bedfellows, and that is CERTAINLY the case here in the
Wrestling Industry! I am curious myself to see JC's
reaction.... it has been a VERY long time since last he and
I met...... TOO LONG!!
The mysterious man stands and begins to shake hands with
Malec and LeBron and just as he's about to turn and face us
the door slams shut in front of the camera!!! The cameras
quickly cuts to the Georgia Dome where the triple threat
team of Ross, Alvarez and Shades are waiting......)
TONY ROSS: WELCOME EVERYONE TO YET ANOTHER EDITION OF
BATTLEGROUND!!! We're here in the Georgia Dome in Atlanta
as we're just minutes away from the start of the card!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, it looks as if Malec and LeBron have
a HUGE surprise in stall for the ever troublesome JC!! Who
do you think that was talking with them??
JAKE SHADES: It DON'T matter who it was... JC will take
care of them all!!!
TONY ROSS: Well, whoever it is will apparently shock JC. I
also understand that there is a rumor of some HUGE event
that is going to take place at the next Battleground that
is to be held at the Gund Arena in Ohio!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: That's right Tony... my sources tel...
JAKE SHADES: Oh GEEZE!!! Not "the sources" again!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: (ignoring Shades) As I was saying, my
sources inform me that the FWF front office is planning
some sort of HUGE event that will involve about 24 of the
FWF's top wrestlers!
TONY ROSS: 24?!? WOW!! That sounds huge!!
JAKE SHADES: Aaahhh! It won't matter, my man PCS will
UNDOUBTEDLY emerge victorious!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well, now that's where you're WRONG Jake!!
You see, this MEGA EVENT will EXCLUDE the current FWF
Singles Champions!
JAKE SHADES: WHAT?! How can you have an event like that and
not allow my man PCS in it?!! That's absurd!!!
TONY ROSS: Well, it sounds a little mysterious, but we'll
try and find more info on that subject as we get it. Right
now lets go to the ring where Paul Kramer is about to start
the opening match!
(Cameras zoom to the middle of the ring where ring
announcer Paul Kramer is about to start his bark...)
PAUL KRAMER: LAAADIEES AND GENTLEMEN.... DUDES AND DUDETS!!
Welcome to Battleground! For our opening match, first,
hailing from Roanoke VA, standing at a STAGGERING 7 feet 6
inches and weighing 350 pounds, making his FWF Singles
debut.... he's GREEEEG!!!!
PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent, from Phoenix AZ, weighing
255 pounds and standing at 6 feet 5 inches tall..... he's
CODIEEE THOOOOMPSON!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, what is Codie planning on doing with
that?
JAKE SHADES: Why USE IT of course you imbecile!!
TONY ROSS: (smiling) Apparently, I'm curious to see what he
has in it though.... well, this opening match is officially
underway! Thompson begins to circle the much larger
Greg.... keeping a safe distance... and Greg lunges at
Codie and Codie ducks underneath that grasp of his and
kicks him in the shin!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: OW!! That has got to hurt! Greg clutches
his shin and now Codie begins kicking him in the other
shin!!
JAKE SHADES: Why go through all that?? He should just kick
him in the....
TONY ROSS: SUPERKICK STAGGERS THE SEVEN FOOTER!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Codie is momentarily stunned that the kick
didn't take him down..... and Greg just grabbed him around
the throat and lifts him into the air!!!
TONY ROSS: OH MY GOD!! Codie is in trouble now as he just
awoke the sleeping giant!! Greg is choking the life out of
Codie.... and he just tossed Codie clear across the ring!!
JAKE SHADES: Codie is just fakin it.....
TONY ROSS: Well then he's a HELL of an actor!! Greg goes
over to Codie now.... pulls him to his feet and sends him
crashing down with a clubbing forearm to the back!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Codie has got to stay away from Greg's
grasp.... he's just TOO strong to battle that way!
TONY ROSS: Codie looks like he's really hurtin'..... Greg
pulls him up again and ..... SMALL PACKAGE BY CODIE!!! But
Codie can't pull the big man down!!! And Codie starts
biting Greg!! Greg is yelling in pain!!!
JAKE SHADES: Told ya he was fakin!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Greg tries to fling Codie off his leg but
Codie refuses to let go!! He's sinking his teeth in like a
bull terrier in a pit fight!!
TONY ROSS: Codie finally lets go and races behind Greg and
jumps on his back!! Codie rakes his eyes and Greg is
BLINDED!!! He can't see as he desperately tries to pull
Codie off his back!!
JAKE SHADES: Is this what is meant by the blind leading the
blind???
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Greg can't see where he's going.... and he
stumbles into the ref and falls face first into the
turnbuckle!!! OH MAN!! Codies added weight on Greg's back
REALLY increased the impact of that blow and Greg crumples
through the ropes and out onto the hard floor below.
TONY ROSS: And I think we're finally going to find out
what's in that can that Codie dragged to the ring as he
goes over to it and..... he pulls out a chain and is
starting to whip Greg with it!!! Greg forces himself up to
his knees and pushes Codie away from him... knocking over
the can as Codie stumbles into it!!!
JAKE SHADES: Oh man!! Codie banged his head against the can
and he's down!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Now Greg slowly gets to his feet and
stumbles over to Codie who is just now beginning to recover
and he yanks the chain from Codie's hand and begins to
CHOKE Codie with it!!
JAKE SHADES: HEY!! He can't do that!! That's ILLEGAL!!!
TONY ROSS: You don't say! Greg, using the chain like a
lasso whips Codie into the guardrail.... AND CODIE DROPS
LIKE A STONE!!! Greg, still feeling the effects of the
turnbuckle, makes his way over to Codie...... he lifts him
up and BODYSLAMS him onto the GARBAGE CAN!!! LOOK AT ALL
THOSE WEAPONS FLY OUT!!! BRASS KNUCKLES, A WHIP, A SPRAY
CAN, A BOTTLE..... What in the world did Codie have in mind
when he brought all these things out here??
JAKE SHADES: How the HELL did you EVER manage to land this
job??? He planned on KILLING GREG you IDIOT!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Greg waits for Codie to get back up.... and
HE KICKS CODIE RIGHT IN THE FACE SENDING HIM INTO THE CAN
AND WEAPONS THAT ARE SCATTERED ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!
TONY ROSS: Codie is just a mess now as he lies helplessly
among the scattered weapons..... Greg pulls him up... and
he tosses him UP and OVER the top rope into the ring!! WHAT
STRENGTH THIS MAN POSSESSES!!!
TONY ROSS: Greg climbs back into the ring..... and he pulls
Codie up.... he has him trapped in a bearhug!!! This might
be it as he has him in the middle of the ring!! The ref is
checking to see if Codie wants to submit and Codie yells
out an emphatic "NO"!! And Codie suddenly goes limp.... the
ref goes to one side and raises Codie's left arm once and
it falls once..... he raises it a second time and LOOK!!!
Codie just grabbed the refs arm and is starting to yell out
in pain!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: The ref is busy trying to pry loose Codie's
hand from his and LOOK!!! Codie just reared back with his
free hand and struck Greg's head with something!!! I think
it was a blackjack!!! Greg teeters a bit and falls backward
with Codie on top!!! And the ref falls to the mat also as
Codie was still grasping the refs arm!!
JAKE SHADES: HAHAHAHAHAAA!! I told ya Codie was fakin' it!!
TONY ROSS: While the ref scrambles to his feet Codie
quickly tosses the black jack to the outside of the ring
and covers Greg.... 1... 2.... 3!!! Codie steals one from
Greg!!! Talk about your SNEAKY type of victories!
JAKE SHADES: Those are the best kind!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony look, Codie is calling for the mic....
CODIE THOMPSON: "I am coming to get you Jean Rabesque, I am
dedicated and EXTREME. What more does it take? See I have
to bust my rear but I will get ya!" (drops the mic and
heads back to the lockerroom)
TONY ROSS: Well, it looks like Rabesque has ANOTHER person
to watch out for other than the CAT people. Fans we'll be
right back after this short commercial break.....
(Fade to promo for SLAM wrestling....)
(Fade back to the broadcast table.....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony I've just been informed that before
the 2nd match gets underway that the FWF Frontier Champion
Jean Rabesque has a few things he wants to get off his
chest....
(Cameras zoom to the middle of the ring where Paul Kramer
is waiting.....)
PAUL KRAMER: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, please
welcome to the ring, the FWF Frontier Champion, JEAN
RABESQUE!!!
<"Shapes of Things" cues up, and the crowd roars as
Rabesque can be seen in the entranceway, dressed in street
clothes, a denim button-down shirt and khakis, he raises
his arm and the belt to the crowd, and walks to the ring,
shaking a few hands along the way>
PAUL KRAMER: Mr. Rabesque, you have requested this time,
because rumor has it that you have a special challenge to
make tonight, the microphone is yours.
(Rabesque takes the mic, pauses a moment as the crowd
cheers, and speaks)
RABESQUE: You know, I've faced a lot of tough challenges
here in the FWF. I've taken everything they've thrown out
at me, and I still got my belt. And hell, I'm pretty proud
of that. But still, I think there is one thing,
that the FWF fans deserve, but they have yet to be able to
see, and that involves one Pop Culture's Superhero. Looking at the FWF calendar, I can't
help but notice a Pay-per-view on the horizon, and I
can't think of a better main event than myself vs. PCS!
(crowd explodes, Rabesque stands in the ring, and waits for
the cheers to die down)
RABESQUE: So come on PCS, this has been brewing for too
long. We both got the belts, so lets find out who's better.
I'm calling you out PCS, put the title on the line!!!
(PCS then shows up on the entrance ramp, to huge boos)
PCS: Well ya know what Mr. SECONDARY title holder.... YA
GOT YERSELF A DEAL!!! If you want to be humbled by the BEST
DAMN WRESTLER the FWF has to offer during a PPV no less,
who am I to argue with a dying man's last request!!
(Fans explode with a show of approval.....)
PCS: However, BEFORE that match takes place, at the NEXT
Battleground at the Gund Arena, I say you and I do it TAG
TEAM STYLE!!! That's right Mr. SECONDARY title holder, I'll
pick a DREAM PARTNER, and YOU pick a DREAM PARTNER!
RABESQUE: (smiles confidently) You got yourself a deal!
(Crowd roars its approval....)
PCS: However, there's ONE TINY stipulation to that....
PCS: .... it CAN'T be one of the Mercenaries!!!
(Rabesque puts his hand on his chin and considers it
momentarily, then after a few seconds, he reluctantly
agrees to it.....)
RABESQUE: Alright, we'll do it your way, just remember what
they say, be VERY careful what you wish for, 'cause ya just
may get it!!!
(With that Rabesque and PCS glare at each other and then PCS
smiles and makes his way back to the lockerroom, with
Rabesque not far behind.....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: WOW!! WHAT A BLOCKBUSTER EVENT THAT'S GONNA
BE!!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah, too bad for Rabesque.... he's going to
get humiliated not once but TWICE!!!
TONY ROSS: Well, that remains to be seen, and that is
DEFINITELY one that shouldn't be missed. Right now, lets
send the action back to the ring as Paul is about to start
the second match.
PAUL KRAMER: For our next match, this is double debut
match!! First, hailing from Detroit MI, standing at 6'-5"
and weighing 260 pounds.... he's "The Annihilator" KEVIN
OSBOURNE!!!!
PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent, he hails from Los Angeles CA,
standing at 6'-1", and weighing 225 pounds, he's JUSTIN
AYERS!!!!
TONY ROSS: I haven't heard too much of either of these two
Victor, what can you tell me of them?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well, Kevin Osbourne made a run at it in
NGWA but nothing ever really came of it there for him, then
he went to the WWWA where he competed primarily in tag team
competition until they recently closed their doors. As for
Justin Ayers, he has a brief but VERY impressive career. I
understand he is undefeated and in his very first match in
the ACW, he was involved in a 3 way dance against then
Regional Champion Maelstrom and Jared Justice and
eventually when on to not only capture the ACW Regional
title, but also be the ONLY man to taint Maelstrom's ACW
record with a loss!
TONY ROSS: WOW!! All that as a rookie!?!? That IS
impressive! Ayers and Osbourne lock up in the middle of
the ring and Osbourne forces Ayers down to his knees by
bending his arm behind his back..... and Ayers reaches down
and pulls Osbourne feet out from under him!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Great counter by Ayers!!
JAKE SHADES: I really don't see what was so great about it,
I mean, if he was really as great as you say he wouldn't
have gotten got in that predicament in the first place!
TONY ROSS: Jake, please, don't start with your DISTORTED
sense of logic.... Osbourne jumps right back up to his feet
and charges at Ayers.... Ayers with an arm drag take down!!
Osbourne jumps right back up to his feet and charges again,
and Ayers slaps on ANOTHER arm drag.... NO!!! Osbourne
reverses it and sends Ayers flying to the mat!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And a great counter by Osbourne now!
JAKE SHADES: I really don't see what was so great about it,
I mean, if he was really as great as you say he wouldn't
have gotten got in that predicament in the first place!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: What are you doing??? Playing a tape
recorder??? Didn't you just say EXACTLY that just a minute
ago??
JAKE SHADES: Yep, I did, so what's yer point??
TONY ROSS: Ayers gets to his feet, a bit more warily than
Osbourne did earlier and begins to nod and smile....
Osbourne however glares at Ayers and they lock up again!!
Ayers with a twist of Osbourne's arm... and he lays into
him with a series of elbows to Osbourne's shoulder!!!
Osbourne down to one knee!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Osbourne jumps up to his feet.... flips
himself over and nails Ayers in the mouth with a right hand
that sends him stumbling toward the ropes!!! Ayers bounces
off the ropes and Osbourne POWERSLAMS him!!!
JAKE SHADES: I wonder what hurt more, the shot to the mouth
or the slam to the back?
TONY ROSS: At this point I don't think it really matters
much as Osbourne drops a series a knees to the forehead!!
Ayers bolts to a sitting position as he cradles his head in
pain!! Osbourne races behind him and catches Ayers in a bow
and arrow submission hold!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: He's really applying the pressure now as he
plants his knee between Ayer's shoulder blades and begins
to lean his body backward!! Look at the expression on
Ayer's face... he's in absolute agony!!
JAKE SHADES: Agony?? I thought he was constipated.....
TONY ROSS: I'll tell him you said that...
JAKE SHADES: Go ahead, I got PCS on my side!!
TONY ROSS: Ayers is trying to power his way out of it but
Osbourne has TOO much leverage applied.... the ref moves in
to ask if Ayers wants to submit and Ayers ignores him!
Ayers... trying to get to his feet.... he's on one knee....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Osbourne tries to force him back down...
but he can't as Ayers makes it to his feet... forcing
Osbourne to release his knee from his back!! Ayers BUTT
PUNCHES Osbourne in the stomach and Osbourne releases the
hold!!!
JAKE SHADES: I've heard of using your head but this is
ridiculous!! I guess that's what's meant about having your
brains in your ass!
TONY ROSS: Which is a lot more than I can say about you!
Ayers forces Osbourne to the corner, climbs to the second
rope and begins pummelling Osbourne with right hands!!!
Osbourne lifts Ayers up and .... SIDE WALK SLAM!!! But
Ayers shrugs it off and continues to lay into him with
lefts and rights!! Osbourne falls off of him and they begin
to roll around the ring, punching and tearing at each other
like two animals!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony we have a real DONNYBROOK going on
here.... and they just rolled out of the ring!!!!
JAKE SHADES: Yeah... now THIS is what I call a MATCH!!!
TONY ROSS: They both get up simultaneously... still tearing
at each other with rights and lefts.... Ayers with a left
hook... Osbourne blocks it and kicks him in the stomack and
sends him head first into the steel stair case!! OH!!!
Ayers is slow to get up... and Osbourne lifts the steel
stair case and dumps it right on top of Ayers back!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Ayers goes down holding his back!!! Ayers
is in trouble now as Osbourne pulls him to his feet....
he's going for a piledriver!! He has Ayers up... and Ayers
forces himself down and back drops Osbourne onto the steel
staircase!!! And Ayers goes down holding his back!!
Osbourne is writhing in pain on top of the steel staircase!!
JAKE SHADES: C'mon you two... GET UP AND DO WHAT YER GETTIN
PAID FER..... FIGHT!!!!
TONY ROSS: Ayers is first to get up.... he struggles to the
ring apron and rests there momentarily, still clutching his
back...... Osbourne has somehow managed to get to his feet
and is also at the ring apron...... Osbourne climbs up to
the ring apron, staggers over to Ayers and pulls him up to
the ring apron..... Osbourne steps inside the ring and
suplexes Ayers into the ring!!! Ayers immediately sits up
clutching his back!!!
JAKE SHADES: OUCH!! Now THAT had to hurt!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Osbourne with a series of kicks to Ayers
back now.... Ayers tries to roll away but Osbourne will
have none of that as he pulls Ayers to his feet and sends
him to the ropes.... I think this is it Tony... he looks as
if he's going for his finisher... the Spinning Heel Kick he
calls the "Total Annihilation"......
TONY ROSS: Ayers off the ropes.... Osbourne goes for the
Total Annihilation.....
TONY ROSS: BASEBALL SLIDE BY AYERS TAKES OUT OSBOURNE AS HE
MISSES WITH THE SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! Osbourne lands
awkwardly on the back of his neck and Ayers grabs his legs
and bridges Osbourne for the cover 1... 2... 3 !!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Kickout by Osbourne.... NO!!! The referee
is signaling for the bell.... it looks as if Osbourne
JUST missed kicking out in time by ONE SECOND!! Ayers will
walk away the victor here tonight, but regardless of the
outcome, it was a VERY impressive showing by both these
competitors!
TONY ROSS: That it CERTAINLY was.... Osbourne looked like
he had Ayers just where he wanted him but Ayers somehow
managed to find a way to pull out the victory.... fans, I'm
told that Exec. VP/CO-Owner of the FWF, Scott Malec is
making his way to the ring.... let's see what this is all
about....
(Fade back to ringside where Justin Ayers, still clutching
his back, has just left the ring just as Exec. VP Scott
Malec enters the ring......)
SCOTT MALEC: "There's just one thing I'd like to address
tonight, and that's the man known as JC. We had a little war in some promos a week back, and
some nasty things were said. Yes JC, I hate you more than
anything in this world, but I am a fair man. We did win a
court battle that forced you to pay us some funds that
helped to start up the FWF, and that was enough for me. But
no, you kept pushing and pushing us, with this MWF
infiltration and your constant interference of FWF cards,
even pirating our satellite transmission. We could have had
you arrested, I could have pressed charges, I could have
called the FCC....but I didn't. Like I said before, I'm a
fair man, JC. So, I'm gonna make you an offer now. For the
past 6 months you have been banned from FWF events and you
have consistently ignored that rule. Shame on us for not
enforcing it. Since you're so bent on making noise here on
the FWF, I propose this. I will offer you a contract, and
you will be allowed to bring any wrestler or wrestlers you
want in here and compete on a normal playing level. I will
issue you a manager's license so that you can legally be at
ringside. (crowd reacts) You can bring in Kraven, Nemesis
Enforcer, Konn, I don't care. We are granting you this
opportunity because we are fair, and we are tired of the
BS. So the choice is yours JC, and if you turn this offer
down and still infiltrate FWF events, I will not be
responsible for the consequences.
(Malec hands the mic back to Kramer and leaves to the
cheers of the fans.....)
VICTOR ALVAREZ: WOW!! JC is offered the opportunity to
LEGITIMATELY be a part of the FWF?!?! I don't know if
that's a wise move on Malec's part?
JAKE SHADES: Well, Malec is kinda brain dead ya know....
must be from the constant BEATINGS I've given him...
TONY ROSS: If I were YOU Shades, I would be worried 'cause
from what I understand JC is STILL very upset with you
because of what happened at the last Battleground.....
JAKE SHADES: Man pleeeeaaase!!! For one thing, it wasn't my
fault, and for another, I got PCS on my side so I don't
care WHO is after me!!
TONY ROSS: Oh, and let's not forget Victor that LeBron and
Malec supposedly have a HUGE surprise for JC, a blast from
the past from what I understand. Hopefully we'll have more
on that soon, right now let's send the action back to the
Paul Kramer as he gets ready to start the 3rd match....
(Cameras zoom to center ring and Paul Kramer.....)
PAUL KRAMER: For our next match, first, from, as he likes
to put it, "none of your damn business", standing at 6'-4"
and weighing 285 pounds, making his debut here in the FWF,
he's "The Iconoclast" MILAN CHINASKI!!!!
PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent, from parts unknown, he stands
at 6'-4" and weighs 240 pounds, he's CARNIVORE!!!!
TONY ROSS: So Victor, what do you know about this Chinaski
fella?
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well, the only thing I've been told about
was that he was a former US Champion in the NTWA and he was
formerly known as Teddy Essex in the AFWC, NTWA and FSCW.
TONY ROSS: Teddy Essex huh? Yeah, I remember him now.... he
showed some promise back in the old AFWC days, let's see if
he still has it as he and Carnivore waste no time and go at
it!!
JAKE SHADES: HELL!!! These guys didn't even wait for the
bell!!! You'd think they'd had some sort of past history
together the way they're going at it!
TONY ROSS: Carnivore and Chinaski are trading blows in the
middle of the ring with neither showing any signs of
letting up!! Chinaski rakes Carnivores eyes and that seems
to have slowed him up some! Chinaski with a series of kicks
to the mid section backs Carnivore up.....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Carnivore up against the ropes now and
Chinaski whips him across the ring.... NO!! Reversal by
Carnivore and he send Chinaski down with a short arm
clothesline!!! Chinaski goes down hard!!! Carnivore quickly
pounces on top of Chinaski and begins choking him!!!
JAKE SHADES: I think this Carny fella is a few WATTS short
of a full BULB!
TONY ROSS: That's putting it mildly Shades.... Chinaski
THUMBS Carnivore in the eyes and Carnivore releases the
choke hold!! Chinaski quickly jumps to his feet and runs
toward the ropes and leaps....
TONY ROSS: BULLDOG HAS CARNIVORE EATING THE MAT!!
Carnivore in trouble now as Chinaski measures him with an
elbow.... HE MISSES!!! Carnivore rolled out of the way at
the last moment!!
JAKE SHADES: For someone who SUPPOSEDLY wishes to die, he
certainly knows how to avoid doing so.....
TONY ROSS: Chinaski right back up to his feet.... so is
Carnivore.... Carnivore SPEARS Chinaski and they both go
down!! Carnivore is first to get up and he grabs a fist
full of hair and forces Chinaski up to his feet ..... he's
setting him up for a suplex..... SMALL PACKAGE BY
CHINASKI!!! 1.... 2.... KICKOUT BY CARNIVORE!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Chinaski almost ended it there but
Carnivore is already up and rushing in..... Chinaski is
caught off guard and is sandwiched between Carnivore and
the turnbuckle!!! Carnivore with a series of knee lifts to
the abdomen.....
TONY ROSS: That's a smart move by Carnivore, he refuses to
let Chinaski catch his breath.... chop to the throat by
Carnivore sends Chinaski down to one knee clutching at his
throat!!! Carnivore pulls him back up by the hair and
levels him with an uppercut!!! Chinaski flies backward and
hits the turnbuckle!!! Carnivore moves in again... he's
relentless!!
JAKE SHADES: That's the way ya gotta be to make it in this
sport....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Carnivore whips Chinaski into the opposite
corner and follows him in.... Chinaski slams into the
corner, jumps up on the second rope and sunset flips over
the rushing Carnivore.... 1 .... 2 ..... KICK OUT again by
Carnivore!!!
TONY ROSS: Chinaski jumps to his feet... Carnivore is
up.... DDT BY CHINASKI!!! He covers... 1... 2.... KICKOUT
BY CARNIVORE!! This guy just WON'T stay down!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: And it looks as if frustration is starting
to settle in on Chinaski now as he shakes his head in
disbelief! He quickly pulls Carnivore up to his feet
again... and OH!!!! HE KICKED CARNIVORE RIGHT IN THE
GROIN!!!
TONY ROSS: That was as blatant as you could get! The ref
steps between Carnivore and Chinaski now and starts
admonishing Chinaski!! Chinaski shoves the ref aside!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: OH!! Chinaski better be careful there,
laying hands on the ref is cause for immediate
disqualification!
JAKE SHADES: Hey the way some of these guys referee,
wrestlers should be awarded VICTORIES for laying hands on
them!!
TONY ROSS: Chinaski pulls Carnivore to his feet... he slaps
his hand around Carnivore's throat... I think he's going
for his finisher.... the Corkscrew Choke Slam.... he picks
Carnivore up.... and Carnivore KNEES Chinaski in the face
and they both go tumbling backward!!! CARNIVORE FALLS ON TOP
OF CHINASKI.... the ref slides down for the count...
1..2...3!!! Carnivore gets the win!!! Carnivore gets to his
feet and while the ref raises his hand Chinaski jumps to
his feet and spins Carnivore around and kicks him right
in the groin again!!! Carnivore goes down in a heap
clutching his groin!! Now Chinaski turns to the ref and
he's arguing with him!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony I think he's saying that the ref
applied a FAST COUNT!! The ref is trying to plead his case
but too late..... the damage has already been done...
Chinaski slaps a chokehold on the ref.... lifts him high in
the air and .... CORKSCREW SLAM RIGHT ON TOP OF
CARNIVORE!!! Now Chinaski stares down at both of them and
slaps his hands over them as if cleaning the dirt off his
hands.... turns and heads for the lockerroom!!
JAKE SHADES: You know.... it's like I said before... some
of these refs DESERVE that!! That certainly looked like a
FAST COUNT to me!!
TONY ROSS: Well, as much as I'd like to disagree with you
Jake, I can't, that count DID look a little fast to me
also and I bet you anything that the FWF will look into
this just as they did on the last Battleground where they
suspended Danny Diaper. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised
if JC has anything to do with this. Fans, don't go away,
we have more wrestling action to follow after this
commercial break.
(Cutto a promo for XWA wrestling......)
(Cut back to Paul Kramer as he starts his bark.....)
PAUL KRAMER: For our next contest.... first hailing from
Wichita KS, standing at 6'1" and weighing 240 pounds...
he's a member of the Birds of Prey.... he's SHRIKE!!!
PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent, hailing from Miami FL,
standing at 6'7" and weighing 263 pounds, he's the FAN
FLAVOR, WAYNE ROBERTS!!!
TONY ROSS: This should be interesting.... two fan favorites
going at it!
JAKE SHADES: OH NO!! NOT TWO FAN FAVS!!! THIS IS GOING TO
BE BOOOOORING!!!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony I understand Roberts will also be
involved in falls count anywhere match later on this
evening between Beau Michaels and Michael Kerrigan where he
and Czar will be CO-Refs!! That should be a wild match!!
TONY ROSS: Yes indeed, and I'm sure that's why they were
hand chosen to referee that match. Shrike takes the action
right to Roberts the moment the bell rang with a series of
chops to the throat!! Roberts tries to battle back but
Shrike is too quick for him as he ducks under and around
him and dropkicks him in the back!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Roberts stumbles forward but manages to
catch his balance.... but here comes Shrike with a lariot
and OH!!! Roberts does a 360!!! Shrike nearly took his head
off with that!!
JAKE SHADES: Hey, I hate to say this, but this match is
ANYTHING but boring..... it's rather amusing.....
TONY ROSS: Well, I don't think Roberts finds it amusing as
he is in serious trouble now as Shrike mounts the top rope
and waits on Roberts ..... Roberts, staggers to his feet
and almost falls back down.... he turns.... and SHRIKE
LEAPS...... FLYING BODY PRESS CATCHES ROBERTS OFF GUARD!!!
ROBERTS WITH THE PIN... 1.... 2..... 3!!! SHRIKE WINS IN
VERY IMPRESSIVE FASHION AND HE LITERALLY DESTROYED WAYNE
ROBERTS!!!
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well, I'll have to check of course, but
that victory might be in record time!!! Shrike leaves the
ring victorious as Roberts is only now starting to show
signs of life..... I don't know what happened to Roberts
there, but I certainly hopes he does a better job
refereeing later on tonight than he did here just now.
JAKE SHADES: Actually, I hope not.... that was kind of fun
to watch....
VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, I've just received word that FWF
Pres. Joe LeBron and Exec. VP Scott Malec are on their way
down as they have a VERY important announcement to make.
JAKE SHADES: OH NO!! Not ANOTHER announcement by those
clowns!
TONY ROSS: I'll be sure to tell them you called them that!
JAKE SHADES: You would you BROWN NOSE!!!
(Suddenly the fans erupt with cheers as LeBron and Malec
make their way down the aisle and enter the ring....
After a few moments, Paul Kramer hands LeBron the mic and
he begins to speak.....)
LeBRON: Thank you... thank you all.... first off I'd like
to thank all of you fans out there for making the FWF the
NUMBER ONE WRESTLING PROMOTION in the ENTIRE WRESTLING
INDUSTRY!!! We couldn't have done it without you or the
superstar talent that we have under contract. Now, there's
been some speculation as to WHO it was that Malec and I
were talking with in my office at the start of the show and
what it means.... Well I'd I could tell you myself or I
could even let Malec tell you.... but I think that it would
be most fitting to hear it from that individual himself, so
without further delay, I'd like to ask him to come out and
join us now....
(Suddenly the speakers come on and laughter is heard as
JC's stands at the foot of entranceway ramp.....)
JC: HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Just when you think you're one step
ahead of me.... I start taking GIANT STEPS!!!! HAHAHAAAA!!
Do you REALLY think you can outsmart ME!?!? I think not!!
Because when it comes right down to it.....
(Suddenly JC's mic goes dead and another voice is heard from
behind him..... as he turns his eyes widen in shock as he
stares into the face of.......)
JC: DREAD! {A smile comes across his face as he then turns
towards the ring and laughs!
LD: yes JC, it is I! It's been a long time hasn't it?
JC: It certainly has, and now that you're here, we can take
this piss hole by storm! I always knew you would come back!
LD: JC! You seem to be under this cloud that I have come
here to help you take over the FWF!
JC: Aren't you?
LD: No JC! I have come here for another reason!
JC: And that being?
LD: I would like to announce at this particular time that I
am the FWF's newest VP! I have also come back to collect a
debt owed to me by you! A FIVE MILLION dollar debt!
JC: NO! You have it all wrong Dread! They have filled you
with LIES!
LD: Have they JC?
JC: Why are you siding with them? They're the enemy, I am
BLOOD!
LD: Are you really JC? Is that why you try to take Czar out?
JC: Hey I was there for him when YOU weren't OLD MAN!
(Czar goes to grab JC, LD doesn't let him)
LD: No Czar! This is not the time nor the place for us to
air our dirty laundry, much less take it out!
JC: You're making a big mistake Dread!
LD: A while back I did! When I thought I could TRUST YOU!
(With that said, he and Czar walk towards the ring and meet
up with LeBron and Malec, the fans go wild. JC throws a
tantrum.)
JC: You are ALL going to regret this!
(Camera fades with a ranting JC, it then goes to a FWF
promo)
(Cameras fade back to the announcers box)
TR: WoW! Never would I have imagined seeing something like
that!
JS: Well you can thank this man right here, I always knew
where to find Lord Dread, I just didn't feel a need to then.
VA: I guess knowing that JC is after you was more than
enough.
JS: Man, you don't know I'll take that little sawed-off
runt and spank his tail. (RP begins to wave nervously
behind Jake, who starts to show his concern)
TR: Hello Mr. JC, how are you?
(Jake swallows hard and slowly he begins to turn his head.
He turns to see no one there, RP begins to laugh heartily)
JS: I knew he wasn't there, I was just stringing you along,
you seem to like that.
("Bad To The Bone" begins to play, the lights dim
momentarily. The thunderous roar of a motorcycle drowns out
the music as many fans scream at the top of their lungs.
Coming to the ring on a Harley FatBoy is Nevada Smith, the
ring announcer introduces him as he makes his way to a
corner. "Money, Sex, Hoes" by Jay-z featuring DMX now
begins to fill the arena, spotlight shows a very flamboyant
mancoming down, a headset strapped to his head he can be
heardspeaking. The ring announcer barks out "And making his
wayto ringside, at 6' 8" weighing in at 279, from Hollywood
CA. the one, the only, MAIN EVENT HOLLYWOOD HAYES!
Stepping into the ring, he first plays the audience, and
makes his way to where Nevada stands, standing a few inches
higher, he commences to talk slowly backing away as he
does, Nevada just stares out at him)
JS: My MAN NEVADA! This one should prove very interesting,
the difference between these two is like night and day.
TR: Hollywood didn't waste any time, (Cameras show
Hollywood pouncing on Nevada as the ref was checking him,
Nevada falls but barely hits the mat when he's back up
again) But Nevada takes it to him, wailing on him but
Hollywood comes in and low blows Nevada who crumples down
to the floor, OUCH! That has to hurt, the ref warning
Hollywood but a lot of good that does.
JS: GET UP NEVADA! Show Hayes your stuff man!
VA: It's going to take more that your encouragement to get
him up this time. (Jake turns to RP who in turns laughs as
Jake finally gets it) Nevada holding on to the ropes
climbing his way up, Hayes all over him. Nevada with a low
blow now, but he doesn't let Hayes fall as he grabs him in
a bearhug and tosses him to the opposite side of the ring,
he quickly follows that with a kick to the side of the head.
JS: GO NEVADA! GO!
VA: Hayes trying shake the cobwebs off, and again is met
with another kick, this time to his knees, he buckles,
Nevada comes in too quickly and Hayes takes full advantage
as he rips into Nevada's face!
JS: It didn't phase Nevada, look at his eyes they are blood
red!
VA: Hollywood is punching Nevada in the gut, Nevada
buckles, Hayes grabs his neck, he goes for the.... NO!
Nevada hurls him to the ropes, Hayes bounces back and is
met with Nevada's fist into his kidney area, a knee to
his head, ref tries to intervene but is pushed aside.
TR: Let them fight ref! Nevada kicks Hayes and as he
buckles he slam scoops him bringing him down hard. He
doesn't stop there he commences to stomp on Hayes, the ref
comes in between them.
VA: And again Hayes jumps to the moment this time he low
blows Nevada and drags him down to the mat. They roll
around exchanging punches blows after vicious blow.
JS: HAHAHAHA! Look at that! The ref wasn't able to move
fast enough and he gets STEAMROLLED! What a moroon!
TR: Jake, the man was doing his job,
JS: And got STEAMROLLED for it! HAHAHAHA!
TR: Nevada and Hayes out the ring now. Hollywood about to
make Nevada part of the ringpost, but Nevada turns it on
him and slams Hayes into it and comes in with an elbow to
his head area. Nevada has been working Hayes head area
since the beginning of the match.
JS: That's his style, to wear you down piece by piece!
VA: He's been effective in doing that, he has Hayes mostly
on the defensive, the ref counting and yelling at them to
bring it back to the ring, they comply. Nevada is met wita
vicious slam that drops him to the floor, he scoops Hayes
through the bottom rope, he commences to pound on Hayes
withshort uppercut to the side of Hayes' head. Nevada
climbs the ring and comes down hard on Hayes' back! He
climbs back in and just waits for the dazed Hayes to make
his way back in.
JS: This has turned into a slugfest! Nevada pounds on
Hayes as he tries to make his way back in, Nevada drags him
inside, the ref yelling at Nevada to release Hayes' hair.
Nevada complies but not before he hurls him across the
ring. Hayes slams into the corner HARD! Nevada comes in
but is met with a boot, BUT he deflects it and OUCH!
Headbutts Hayes in the family jewels!
JS: Must have cast iron ones! Look Nevada appears dazed!
Hayes holding on to Nevada, Nevada slamming his fists into
Hayes. Scoops him up and SLAMS him into the corner. Hayes
is upside down, Nevada putting the boot to him, the ref
trying to release Hayes, but he is pushed aside by Nevada
who continues to put the boot to Hayes. The ref grabs at
Nevada. Hayes drops to the mat and as Nevada goes in
for the kill, Hayes slams his fist into Nevada's face!
TR: He better shake the cobwebs off quickly, he grabs
at Nevada's head, full nelson and legsweep brings Nevada
down, Hayes covers, the ref drops down but is crushed by
Hayes as Nevada tosses him into the air. Hayes quickly
pounces on Nevada, a sleeperhold! Nevada works his way
up and DROPS down without warning, Hayes not expecting
a move like that is caught off guard! He rolls around the
ref warning Nevada. Nevada relentlessly all over Hayes,
but Hayes holds hisown as he slams Nevada into the
ringpost, a flurry of lefts and rights has staggered
Nevada!
VA: Hayes with a dropkick, the cover, 1,2, NO! Nevada Kicks
out, Hayes pounding on him butyou can see that fatigue is
setting in, their are movements slower.
JS: Nevada with a poke into Hayes eyes kicks him as he
rubs his eyes, grabbing his leg, he twists it in an awkward
position, he places his entire body on that leg, Hayes
trying to fight it off, the ref asking him if he submits,
Hayes shakes his head NO! Knowing Hayes he's probably
trying to say NO, I don't want to fight anymore, make him
stop!
TR: Whatever, Nevada applying more pressure, Hayes reaching
for the ropes. He finally makes it but Nevada is not
breaking the hold, ref yells and begins to count. Nevada
finally lets go.
JS: Yea, but not before putting his boot all over Hayes'
face!
TR: The ref again warning Nevada, but the fans seem to
enjoy his antic as they cheer him on!
JS: Look at that! He grabs Hayes and brings him down hard
in the middle of the ring, he grabs him by the hair and
again slams him down! Hayes almost out of it, but refuses
to yield! Nevada comes down on Hayes' chest and grabs his
leg, the count 1,2,3! NO! Hayes kicks out at the last
second!
VA: Nevada continues to pound on Hayes, tosses him across
the ropes, the momentum carries him also and he comes in
hard on Hayes. He makes him climb the corner ropes, he
flings him down following him and lands on top of Hayes, but
instead on covering him, he grabs Hayes and small packages
him on his shoulder and DROPS! DAMN! That had to vibrate
Hayes entire body, he's laying there limply, Nevada comes
down grabs his leg, the cover, 1,2,3!
(The bell rings and the ref raises Nevada's hand up, Nevada
snatches it and walks away!)
VA: That was some match! It could've gone either way!
JS: It could've but it DIDN'T! Nevada once again shows his
true grit!
TR: Have you ever thought that probably he hasn't met the
right competition? What then Jake?
JS: Same as the last few times! We are being told that a
brawl has broken out in the back, can we get a camera crew
dispatched?
(Cameras focus in on Nevada as he is being held by two of
JC's bodyguards, JC is slapping Nevada with a piece of
paper yelling for him to sign it. Out of nowhere Czar
appears from behind and slams the bodyguards' head
together, JC sees what has happened and slowly starts to
back away, he turns and slams into our camera breaking our
transmission.)
VA: Just a minute! I have just been informed that Lord
Dread is coming to ringside, Czar is accompanying him, we
have a camera following them.
(Cameras comes into view as LD and Czar make their way to
ringside, a mixture of cheers and some boos are heard. LD
is the first to jump in the ring, the mic is given to him,
he motions for Czar to come inside also.)
LD: Many years have pass me by, I had chose to dwell in
what was and forget what is. I know have realized that was
a terrible mistake! It allowed the cock roaches to come
crawling out! JC! (Crowd erupts) You have tried to destroy
what took our ancestors a millenium to establish! you have
shitted on their memory! You have come and dragged or
heritage through the filth! You have even STOLEN! JC, we
have had our differences in the past, and many things I
have forgiven you on, BUT all that I have throw out the
window! The clan and our ways mean more to me than the
blood that flows through our veins! I have watched from
afar, I have seen how you have wipe your narrow ass with
all that is sacred to me! Your days are NUMBERED JC! Mr.
Malec has thrown you a gauntlet, it is now time for MEN to
take action, are you such a man JC? Do you have the
intestinal fortitude to take that gaunlet? Mercy shall be
your long eluded peace, sorrow and pain shall accompany you
into hell! Your blood will mark a new era, one in which
PANDORIAN PRIDE will once again rise to the top!
You have opened Pandoras box JC, and the ills that you
yourself have festered and nurtured are pounding at your
doorsteps, they come to claim your soul! But before they
take it, they will make you endured a hundred fold the pain
you have given to others! You broke the blood ties when you
set in motions the events that cause my grandson Czar to
almost lose his life! That's right JC, news travels far and
near and now the time has come for you to be SACRIFICED!
(The crowd erupts as LD and Czar make their way back to the
back)
TR: It seems that JC has bitten off more than he can chew!
AV: Lord Dread is a very cold and calculating man, it is
going to be very interesting to see what is going to
transpire now, rumor has it he bought out Eddie Mccan's
interest here in the FWF, and get this, it has been
revealed that the millions JC was forced to pay the FWF was
NOT his money, but Lord Dread's! Figure that one out!
JS: JC's in deep shit! The last person he ever wanted to
come after him has just did!
VA: And I bet you're praying that Dread gets to JC before
JC gets to you! Hahahahaha!
JS: You know, I have had about as much of your shit as I am
going to take!
VA: And?
TR: Hey guys, this isn't the time nor the place to settle
your little love spat!
JS: I'll bitch slap your ass!
VA: With WHAT? Your LIPS!
("Rock and Roll N!gger" by Marilyn Manson blares through
the speaker system as Isz makes his way to ringside,)
TR: Isz weights in at 195 lbs, 19 and hailing from
Unpleasentville, it is said that he's a psycho!
VA: He does have an unusual approach in the ring. A perfect
example is NOW, LOOK! He's biting Matthews as the ref calls
for the bell and this one is underway. Matthews trying to
claw at Isz, the ref's count makes Isz break it.
JS: Look at him, now he's arguing with the ref, forget
about that chump, it's Matthews you are fighting! LOOK OUT!
TR: Matthews quickly recovers and drills Isz from behind,
Isz never saw it coming, he slams into the corner and makes
an ugly grunting noise!
JS: That's the shit coming out of him!
VA: Much like you when JC is near huh Jake?
TR: Isz and Matthews locking up in the middle of the ring,
Matthews showing Isz just how competitive he can be.
JS: Sure he is, that's why he called Matthews! Billy
Matthews!
VA: And your point being?
JS: Forget it and don't leave your McDonald day job!
TR: Isz with a chop to the chest area, another and another
sends Matthews into the ropes with Isz close behind, a
clothesline has Matthews teetering on the ropes, Isz goes
to further push him off.
VA: But Matthews must have saw it coming, he grabs onto Isz'
leg and pulls him down, they both tumble out the ring. The
ref quick to make the count, Isz is the first to make his
way inside the ring and pounces on Matthews as he comes in.
Isz opening up now as this is for the NUMBER CONTENDERSHIP!
TR: That's right! Matthews has an opportunity here to go
for the gold!
JS: Yeah, yeah. Like Isz is just going to lay down for him!
VA: Matthews with a top rope dropkick, connects and Isz
goes down. He rolls out and walks around, look at his eyes,
he has a crazed look. Matthews smart enough to stay inside,
Isz is looking for a way to take this one out of the ring.
TR: He's taunting Matthews to come outside!
JS: Take it to him Matthews, that is if you got a pair!
VA: I don't think balls are going to win this one Jake, The
most cunning of the two will prevail!
JS: Yeah says you! And just what do you know?
VA: I know enough not to get in trouble with JC! Hahahaha!
JS: You find that funny? How about me putting my size 8 up
your butt?
VA: Are you saying that all you have is ONLY 8"?
JS: Man, screw you and you stupid way of thinking!
JS: Matthews goes flying out the ring and lands squarely on
Isz, and he's enjoying this, just look at that psycho!
VA: Matthews pulling all the stops, he shakes the cobwebs
off and dropkicks Isz into the guardrail. A few chops to
the neck and he sends Isz flying into the ring apron, but
Isz is fighting back!
TR: He better, Matthews is very determined to maintain that
number one spot!
VA: Isz counters with a few chops of his own, the ref is on
the outside, he begins his count. Matthews and Isz oblivion
to the ref, they roll into the ring hammering into each
other!
JS: Isz is just toying with Matthews!
VA: Well Matthews isn't buying into that! He just wasted
Isz with a savate kick to the chin as Isz was coming in
with the bell, it lands on his head and Matthews adds
insult to injury by clobbering him with it again!
TR: Isz is dazed! Matthews senses victory here as his
adreneline starts to pump him. He is taking it to Isz like
never before, he hammers Isz and drills him intensely, a
scoop slam the cover, 1, 2,! 2 3/4! Close! Isz kicks out,
he wastes no time and rakes Matthews face, he grabs hold of
his arm and bites Matthews! Letting out a yell he rams his
fist into Isz' face once, twice! FINALLY Isz staggers
backwards!
JS: No way Matthews is going to win! Isz is just too much
for this rookie!
TR: Jake, you've been wrong before and once again you will
err in your judgement!
JS: Just watch!
VA: The ONLY one that has to watch anything is you, I heard
JC is in the arena again, apparently Nevada has left the
building! But Czar is also here!
TR: Speaking of this evening's events, what about that
blockbuster announcement about Lord Dread! JC doesn't seem
too happy about it!
VA: Would you, Lord Dread has ALWAYS kept a short lease on
JC and it is apparent that JC knows his days are numbered!
JS: You don't know that little runt, just when you think
you have him, he slips away like a damn eel!
VA: Maybe that's what you're going to have to turn into in
order to slip away Jake!
TR: Matthews now returning the favor as he himself bites
Isz, but look at this he's laughing! Matthews can't make it
out! Isz clothesline Matthews, he goes for the cover, but
changes his mind midway and kicks Matthews in the groin
area instead! Slams Matthews into tha mat, the cover, 1,!
Matthews kicks out and wails on Isz!
VA: Matthews with a second wind here, Showing an enormous
array of talent as he out maneuvers Isz and flips Isz! He
goes for the cover but doesn't have enough to keep him
down!
VA: That may be so, but it isn't working against Matthews,
he has Isz staggering! He is pulling all the stops!
JS: You said that a while back already! What are you a two
word imbecile?
VA: Jake, NO ONE, can take that position from you!
TR: You two should take that mess into the ring on the next
card!
JS: Hey no sweat, I'll take him on!
VA: Sure you will, you'll take me on like you took JC on
huh?
TR: Isz mounting a comeback here, he's scratching and
biting
his way and forcing Matthews to fight his style of fighting!
But Matthews is not to be denied his place here tonight! He
absorbs everything Isz is throwing at him! He goes to the
top, and comes barreling through with a flying shoulder
block making Isz somersault backwards! He quickly gets up
and flips him over his shoulder grinding his neck in the
process! Isz trying to break the hold, but is unable to.
Matthews climbs the ropes with Isz in tow. A high flying
Matthews comes crashing down on top of Isz, he grabs his
legs and locks his arms, the ref jockeys for position, Isz
trying to break free, but Matthews has him CINCHED! 1, 2,
3!
JS: That idiot, he gave my man Isz an entirely much too
fast count, did you see that? He went from ONE to THREE!
All in one damn motion!
VA: I saw his hands come down three times Jake! Guess
you're not having such a good night!
JS: Neither will you, if you keep messing with me!
TR: Now, now! We should be as happy as Matthews, he has
left no
doubt why he's the #1 contender! And the evening isn't even
half over! Malec threw a bombshell aimed at JC, he has put
the ball in JC's court! The question here now is, will JC
accept Malec's challenge? And if he does, who will he bring
in? And if that wasn't enough, what do you think about what
our new VP Lord Dread came down and said? I didn't know
Lord Dread was old enough to have a grandson and Czar of
all people!
JS: I knew all about what was going to transpire way before
now! Me and Dread had a few meetings ourself, and I
suggested to him to get his ass in gear and put a stop to
JC's shit! I told him that the last thing I wanted to do
was to take matters into my OWN hands! In case you weren't
aware, I took it to Brian Lawler back in the days,
"Cannonball
Jake" was my name! Top contender for all the belts back in
the AFWC!
VA: HEY JAKE! WAKE UP! You're daydreaming again!
TR: Our next match will surely keep you at the edge of
your seats!
JS: Why, the runs?
JS: Hmmmm? Two cats going against two mercs! Between the
scratching and playing soldier, it ought to be quite
interesting!
VA: Especially since the "cats" have been putting the
hammer to the Mercs, in almost every single match of the
Mercs!
JS: You really are damn rude aren't you? You saw that was
my cue, I was supposed to say that! What the hell is the
matter with you?
VA: Whoops my bad!
JS: I'll WHOOP your bad alright!
{Cue up to the Mercs intro "Shapes of Things" by The Jeff
Healy Band Starts to play, the announcer barks out, Coming
down the aisle one half of the Mercenaries, from
Indianapolis Indiana, Steve Lewiston 6'0" 235 lbs of raw
power and his partner, weighing in at 289 and
6'11 from Detroit, Michigan, Rob Anthony! Before Anthony
can fully get into the ring, "Come with me" by Puff Daddy
blares CopyCat and Black Cat run down to the ring and just
attack the Mercs, who were such of waiting for something
like this to happen, the ref jumps out the ring as these
two engage in an all out donnie brook!)
JS: Now that's what I call ENTERTAINMENT! From the second
they got in the ring the "Cats" accelerated the pace!
VA: Maybe so, but the Mercs have been dying to get their
hands on CopyCat and Black Cat and judging by the way they
are beating on them. It is with a passion!
TR: This has been a long time coming, CopyCat with a body
slam to Anthony, a dropkick as he tries to get up and
Anthony is sent to the mat once again. CopyCat with several
kicks, Cheap shots I might add!
JS: What are you STUPID? That's the name of the game man!
VA: Anthony makes the tag, and clotheslines CopyCat, but is
clotheslined himself by Black Cat!
TR: Anthony springs from the ropes and takes Black Cat down
with him! The ref is back in the ring, he's trying to get
order, but I don't think this one will have any order!
JS: Order is to obey the ref, I suppose?
VA: What the hell are you talking about, you IDIOT!
JS: Oh nothing you moron! Lewis with a chokeslam to
CopyCat! Black Cat and Anthony are on the outside, using
everything they get their hands on! And the ref is oblivion
to it!
VA: He's not stupid! He's knows there isn't much he can do!
Just look at the size of those guys!
TR: Lewis and CopyCat locked up, Black Cat and Anthony
also!
VA:CopyCat trying to come to Black Cat's aid, but not if
Lewis has anything to do with it! Lewis dropkicks CopyCat
onto the ropes, he goes after Black Cat. Now it's two on
one as both Lewis and Anthony have Black Cat in the corner,
ref shaking the cobwebs off, trying to get back in this
one and place order.
JS: Now that's a laugh, the moron couldn't even keep his
head on right, what makes you think that he'll be able to
place order? {JS bursts into laughter as once again the ref
is knocked down and out} So much for order eh?
VA: Anthony gets attacked from behind by CopyCat, Black Cat
with a poke into Lewis' eyes makes the big man back off a
bit, but Black Cat bum rushes Anthony and knocks CopyCat
down in the process! But are drilling Anthony, Lewis out
of nowhere savate kicks CopyCat in the back of the neck,
Black Cat turns and is met with a fist to the face, a
kick to the groin keels him over. Anthony setting Black
Cat for a pile driver, CopyCat coming behind him, Lewis
intercedes and it is Lewis and CopyCat in the corner,
Anthony brings Black Cat down to the mat!
JS: BAMMMMMM!
VA: Anthony covering Black Cat, but here's no ref as he
still is laying crumple up in the corner! He's getting up
now, the fans screaming at him to look in the ring, he
does and slowly makes his way to where Anthony has Black
Cat covered! 1, 2! Black Cat gets his shoulder up!
JS: That idiot ref may have caused the Mercs this match! I
oughta go down there and bitch slap him out of that stupor
he's in! Wake up you IDIOT!
VA: I am sure that considering that he's in there with 4
monsters, he's doing the best he can under such conditions!
JS: CONDITION? Condition THIS! {Gets up but TR comes in
between him and VA. VA starts to laugh}
VA: Better sit down Jake, that cue bald of yours is going
to reflect your position!
JS: SON OF BITCH! {TR has to use force to restrain him,
VA's eyes widened as he backs away, hands in front of him
in a defensive manner}
TR: We better get to the job at hand before we are
tossed out!
VA: CopyCat with a bodyslam to Lewis, but Lewis just
bounces off and connects with an uppercut to CopyCat's chin
as he comes up! CopyCat grabs hold of Lewis and rushes him
to the ground, he starts to wail on him, Lewis momentarily
dazed! Here comes Anthony he grabs CopyCat by the ears and
tosses him down like a rag doll. Black Cat has shaken the
cobwebs and dropkicks Anthony! Lewis with a kick to
Black Cat's legs forces him to buckle, a short arm
clothesline flips Black Cat over, he lands on his neck!
VA: But CopyCat is in the air, Lewis is the first to turn
and catches the full impact, ANTHONY KICKS LEWIS in the
back and the momentum sends Lewis and CopyCat down! Anthony
dragging the ref over so he can count, that guy is DAZED!
JS: Daze nothing you wannabe! He's an idiot! Puny little
runt, he should have known better than to even accept the
job! People like you and him need to be taught where your
damn place is, and that's at the back of the line!
VA: (Laughs) Okay! Anything you say! Are those veins
bulging out your bald head?
TR: Black Cat takes Anthony's legs out from under him and
starts to pound on him! These guys have been going at it
NON-STOP since they hit the ring! CopyCat with Lewis in
the corner, Black Cat with Anthony, they signal each other
and CopyCat flings Lewis, but it's Black Cat who got
flung at his end and he's met with a Lewis' clothesline!
JS: OH? Since when is that a clothesline, Lewis'?
VA: Figure of speech Jake, never heard of them?
JS: You'll be figuring something out in a minute, just
keep on f{bleep} with me!
TR: HEY! Watch your mouth, this is family hour, for crying
out loud!
VA: I apologize for Jake!
JS: After the show VA, after the show! {Stares with a
sinister grin}
VA: Oooooh I's a scared!
TR: CopyCat is enraged, he storms after Lewis but Anthony
makes the save as Lewis pins Black Cat, the ref with the
count! Black Cat breaks it at the 2! Lewis strangling
Black Cat! CopyCat and Anthony are tearing into each
other, the ref seems confused! He actually looks scared!
JS: That's what happens when you send a boy to do a man's
job!
VA: Don't degrade yourself like that Jake, sure we have our
differences! But I still call you friend! {He starts to
make kissing noises, mimicking calling his
JS: How's your wife these days VA? I bet she's a happier
woman now, that is since she went to therapy, SEXUAL
THERAPY!
VA: Now that was a cheap shot! A very low blow!
TR: Not as LOW as the one CopyCat just gave Anthony!
Anthony is hurt! CopyCat with the cover, 1, 2! That's all
she gave CopyCat as Anthony kicks out with authority!
VA: Black Cat with a bulldog to Lewis! He also goes for the
cover, he yells at the ref, who seems lost and confused at
this point as to who are the two legal men! Ref drops to
the mat, 1! 2! 3 NO! That was CLOSE! Lewis wiggles out at
the very last second, both men taking a little breather,
as we look at CopyCat and Anthony it would seem that both
are also taking a breather as they literally rest on each
other! The ref looks around, he begins to count both
teams out! But at the three count they revive and commence
back to tearing into each other! CopyCat and Anthony roll
out of the ring, they crash into our Spanish speaking
counterparts' table! Black Cat pokes Lewis in the eyes and
jumps over to where CopyCat and Lewis are! Anthony sees
what is happening and he also joins in! The ref is
counting... he's at 7... but what's this? The bell rings!?
The time keeper just rang the bell! The time limit has
been reached and this one will end in a TIME LIMIT DRAW!
The ref calling for security now! They rush in and a few
are knocked down as these four are a tangled mess! The rest
of security are herding them towards the back! We have to
break for a commercial! That was one of the most physical
draws I've ever seen! I am told that they are still
fighting in the back, more security has been called!
(Camera breaks into a FWF promo of the next PPV)
(Cuts of Czar and Roberts are shown, the scene then cuts to
scenes of Kerrigan and "Boy Toy" Michaels in a swirl of
interviews. Cut back to the announcer's box and TR)
TR: Our feature match pits not only Michael Kerrigan
against Beau Michaels, but it will for the first time pit
the personas of two very different refs as we have as
special guest referees, both Czar and Wayne Roberts are
bound to collide! Czar is a no nonsense ref, who has made
it clear that he will tolerate very little and Roberts, a
very outspoken young man!
VA: Yes indeed, and remember Kerrigan came to Czar's rescue
a while back and it was against that same opponent the "Boy
Toy" Beau Michaels!
JS: So in other words, all hell is going to fly in that
ring! Take that doodo ball out your mouth and talk like a
man!
VA: They have met before and nothing was really resolved!
Here comes Czar to the ring, he makes his way to the
corner, and here comes Wayne Roberts and as usual showing
just how arrogant he can be, he climbs into the ring and
points to Czar! He starts to yell in Czar's face, bad
mistake! Czar just glares at him as "I'm Too Sexy" by Right
Said Fred begins to play, coming down the aisle we see 'The
Boy Toy' Beau Michaels as he makes his way to the ring,
speak of arrogant! Paul Kramer makes the announcement!
PK: In the ring at 6' and weighing in at 231 pounds making
his home in Sacramento, California, THE TOY BOY HIMSELF!
BEAU MICHAELSSSSSS! (Crowd pops) And his opponent making
his way to the ring, ( Real Solution #9 by WHITE ZOMBIE
begins to play) from Toronto, Ontario CANADA! 5' 11" and
225lbs, Canada's very own! MICHAEL G. KERRIGAN!
(Crowd pops even louder)
JS: look at the way his adoring fans react!
VA: React? They are booing him!
JS: Goes to show what you know, that's their way of paying
him homage!
TR: There seems to be something going on, Roberts
instructing Czar to go outside the ring, Czar just stares
back as Roberts points to the floor! Czar just smirks as he
turns, Roberts clenching his fist about to attack Czar, but
Czar turns and Roberts waves nervously!
VA: Kerrigan and Michaels not waiting for the bell to ring,
they lock horns with Kerrigan tossing Michaels to the
corner, he arrogantly shrugs it off. Michaels with a kick
to the groin of Kerrigan as he comes in, Roberts still
barking orders at Czar! Kerrigan with a rake to Michaels
eyes, an uppercut and Michaels goes down! Kerrigan is now
choking Michaels, Czar begins to count Roberts intercedes
and lets Czar know that he is in charge! Czar ignores him
and grabs Kerrigan's hand and rips it off Michaels' neck!
JS: Roberts yells at Czar who has decided to come into the
ring, he is totally ignoring Roberts! Kerrigan gets side
swiped by Michaels and falls hard on his back!
VA: He kicks Kerrigan out and jumps on him, both landing on
the floor with Michaels on top! Roberts grabs Czar's arm as
he was about to go outside, they begin a staredown!
TR: In the meantime Michaels and Kerrigan have made it to
the aisleway and are using chairs and whatever they can get
their hands on!
VA: They have made their way to the back, get a camera back
there!
(Michaels and Kerrigan are fighting in the back.. Michaels
drags Kerrigan to the GIRLS bathroom and they start
fighting in there. Throwing Kerrigan into each stall and
flushing his head in the toilet. Then he gets to one stall
that has tampon a disposal bins and he sticks his hand in
(its coverd w/ a bunch of toilet paper) and pulls out some
bloody used tampons. He shoves them into Kerrigan's
mouth and proceeds to flush his head in the toilet.)
VA: These two are really getting down and dirty!
JS: Looks like seeing that poopoo blood stirred your lil
boyhood huh?
VA: Whatever! They are in the BOYS bathroom now. Mihaels
drags him over to the urinals, and hits a powerbomb on
him. He's taking a LEAK in one of the URINALS! Michaels
picks up Kerrigan, shoves him face first into the SAME
URINAL and flushes it. UGH! Now that is NASTY!
JS: Yea! But I bet your old lady would find that real
exciting!
VA: So would your mother!
JS: HEY! Leave my momma out of this, the woman is HOLY!
TR: They make their way out of the toilets and are in the
back! They are near the equipment area, Michaels climbs
onto a zambonie! He trying to RUN Kerrigan over, he HITS
him! And gets out and is now hitting him those boxes
of food! Czar looking them over, making sure that they are
in condition to continue! Roberts yelling at him to get out
of the way! A pushing match ensues and now Czar and Roberts
are FIGHTING! Now we have two DONNIE BROOKS! This is PURE
MAYHEM!
JS: What would you know about MAYHEM?
VA: Enough not to get myself involved in it!
TR: Michaels dragging Kerrigan to the ring, the fans are
loving it! He rams him into the concession stand and tries
to drown him in the fruit bowl! Czar and Roberts have just
been separated by security! Roberts grabs a chair and
clocks Czar on his back! He's DOWN! Roberts heads towards
the ring, medics are tending to Czar! Kerrigan turns the
tables on Michaels and floors him with a clothesline.
Michaels staggers and Kerrigan rams him to the ringsteps!
Roberts asking Michaels if he gives, Michaels takes a swipe
at Roberts!
JS: Guess that meant no!
VA: Kerrigan pushes Roberts and slams a chair on Michaels!
Kerrigan climbing to the top rope, he's taking a LONG time!
Michaels rolls onto the mat, he has a rag! Roberts TOSSES
Michaels a bottle of flammable liquid.. Michaels takes
a swig of the bottle, Roberts telling something to
Michaels, he's stalling here, Kerrigan still on the top
rope, Michaels lights the rag, Michaels gets up.. and
sprays the liquid on the fire, he catches BOTH Roberts AND
Kerrigan! Roberts getting his out FAST by rolling! BUT
KERRIGAN isn't as lucky! HE FELL OFF THE TOP ROPE
and THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS' TABLE! He is HURT!
JS: GET HIM NOW TOY BOY! Kick that human torch's ass!
VA: Michaels wasting time here! What the? Who's that
running down to ringside?
JS: HOLY SHIT! What's he's doing here? I thought he was
suspended?
VA: First time you're right tonite Jake! He is in deed
suspended, guess he sees this as his way back in, Czar's
out of commission and Roberts half burnt, Danny Diaper is
jumping at the opportunity! He's telling Michaels to cover
Kerrigan, Kerrigan slowly starts to, but not before he
girates over the fallen Kerrigan, he then picks him up and
tosses him into the ring! Again he girates, this time in
front of some pretty senoritas and they LOVE IT!
JS: Yea, but nothing turns them on more than a bald head!
TR: Michaels covering Kerrigan, Danny there to make the
count! What? Here comes Czar and he looks furious! He rams
into Roberts and power slams him on the concrete floor! He
hold his side, he is still hurt! He makes his way to
ringside, Danny sees him and waves him off, saying he's got
it under control, Czar continues to climb the ropes, Danny
approaches him and pokes him on the chest!
JS: Bad mistake diaper!
TR: Bad mistake indeed, Czar picks up Danny and is about to
slam him, NO! He TOSSES him into the first rows! The fans
are in an uproar! Michaels gets up, he flings Czar around,
he starts to argue with him! LOOK! Kerrigan is showing
signs of life! He GRABS MICHAELS underneath, and flips him
over, Czar drops down for the count! 1! 2! 3! KERRIGAN
WINS! Michaels is beyond himself, he's looking around and
BOY is he ever pissed! Czar rolls out leaving both Michaels
and Kerrigan in the middle of the ring, he is hurt! He
makes his way to the back! Fans before we go to our main
event, we have just received word from the executive
promotions committee that the match has been signed! PCS
will meet Rabesque and will defend his title against him at
the PPV! And for the next BATTLEGROUND, Rabesque has agreed
that he will NOT team up with any of the Mercenaries! WHAT?
I don't believe it! Are you sure? I always thought of him
as a loner!
JS: WHAT? WHAT?
TR: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that
Jean Rabesque's tag team partner for the DREAM MATCH is
none other than NEVADA SMITH!
JS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo! Say it ain't so Nevada! Not
YOU! There must be some mistake! This is BS!
TR: And where are you going?
JS: I'm going to get to the bottom of this! I'll be right
back!
VA: Hahahahahaha! Jake's two favorite heroes are going to
collide!
TR: Nevada and PCS collided in the NAWF! And Jean and
Nevada took each other apart in the NAWF! This is going to
be a very strange match indeed!
(Break to a commercial)
VA: That certainly will liven things up! And what of PCS
tag team partner, who is that going to be?
TR: You're NOT going to believe this one either! Are you
ready?
VA: Shoot for the skies!
TR: PCS' partner will be the one, the only "Toy Boy" Beau
Michaels!
VA: WHAT? Since when did those two became friends? I would
hate to agree with Jake, here he comes now.
(Sits back down quietly, fuming he clenches his fist)
VA: Get anything?
JS: Nothing you haven't heard already! I don't understand
the mentality around here! How is it possible?
VA: How's what possible?
JS: You'll see! Wait til you see what happens next!
VA: What are you saying Jake?
JS: Watch and learn son!
TR: Well, Our next match is for the FWF TAG TEAM TITLES! As
SaD defend the titles against the number one contenders,
the Birds of Prey!
JS: That's what you think!
VA: What are you trying not to say?
JS: Wouldn't you like to know! But I am sure that your old
lady will clue you in on all the details!
VA: Let's go down to ringside!
JS: Yea LET'S!
PK: LADIES and GENTLEMEN! And now for the main event of
this night's events!
("Millenium" by Killing Joe Floors the arena, within
seconds Condor leads Falcon and Shrike down the aisle, the
crowds react.)
PK: Coming to the ring lead by their manager Condor, at a
combined weight of 505, 6'2" and 6'1" hailing from the AIR
CAPITAL OF THE WORLD! Witchita KANSASSSSSSS! FALCON and
SHRIKE! The NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS for the FWF TAG TEAM
TITLES!
VA: They look very determined to take the titles here
tonight and if their record is any sign of it, I say
they'll take those titles here tonight!
JS: Are you a betting man? Do you feel lucky tonight PUNK!
VA: SHOOT!
JS: I bet you that there will be no tag team title match
tonight!
(Both TR and VA stare amazed at Jake's stupidity or so they
think)
TR: HEY! I'll take some of that sucker's bet!
JS: How about VA? Feel like betting your most precious
jewel?
VA: What is THAT supposed to mean?
JS: Your WIFE! I WANT your WIFE! Hahahahaha!
VA: Real funny Jake, but only if you put up your mother!
JS: Now that was a cheap shot! Like I said, I'll bet anyone
that there won't be any tag team title match here tonight!
VA: You're on! Fifty bucks, you're wrong cause here comes
McMillan!
JS: Yea right there's McMillan, AND?
TR: Wait a minute I have just been told that Sage is still
on the disabled list! It would seem that McMillan will have
to carry the weight for his team as he will have to take on
both Shrike and Falcon!
JS: Hahahahahaha! easiest money I've made yet!
VA: You lost, did you just hear what TR said?
JS: Yea I did and I still say there won't be a tag team
title match tonight!
PK: And coming down to the ring!
("Guilty" by Gravity Kills begins to play)
PK: At 5'8" weighing in at an even 200 lbs! "The human
demolition derby" DARREN McMILLANNNNNN! And his parn....
(McMillan waves off the Kramer and grabs the mic)
DM: There will be NO sage here tonight! Only ME! So bring
it on Birds of Prey!
(BOP look at each other, Condor walks out as does Shrike.
Falcon motions for the mic)
FALCON: Tonight it just be YOU and ME for the belts!
(Before the bell could ring they both collide as Kramer
rushes out, the ref moves out of harm's way)
JS: Hahahahahaha! Pay UP SUCKERS!
VA: Not just yet! They're still fighting for the titles!
JS: Yea that's right, BUT if you had PAID close attention,
you would have noticed I said that there wasn't going to be
any TAG TEAM match for the belts! PAY UP SUCKERS! What time
shall I pick up the missy?
VA: Screw you Jake, (Tosses JS the $50)
TR: How did you find that out?
JS: A good reporter doesn't reveal his sources!
VA: OH GREAT! Now he's a reporter! What haven't you been?
JS: Well! I haven't been in your wife's pants, YET!
Hahahaha!
TR: Falcon and McMillan not pulling any punches here!
McMillan with a chop to Falcon's chest, a CLOTHESLINE!
Falcon is down! McMillan with an elbow drop that misses its
mark as Falcon rolls out of its path! A legsweep and
McMillan is down! Falcon grabs him by his neck, the ref
counting Falcon picks McMillan up! A CHOKESLAM! Ref yelling
something at Falcon! Falcon waves him off!
JS: Better watch out ref, Falcon'll peck your eyes out!
VA: McMillan fighting back, using the ref's distraction to
rake Falcon's eyes as he came down for the pin! A kick to
the midsection has Falcon doubled over! McMillan with a
neck breaker! The cover, 1! NO CIGAR! Falcon kicks out!
McMillan trying to put the boot to Falcon as Falcon rolls
out of the ring! McMillan hurls himself over the top, but
Falcon sensed it and using McMillan's momentum, rams him
into the guardrail!
JS: Go figure! A bird with a sense of perception!
TR: Ref telling Falcon and McMillan to bring it inside the
ring! Falcon tosses McMillan inside, McMillan grabs the
ropes and jerks them as Falcon was coming in! Falcon felt
that one as he tries to hold on! McMillan with a boot to
the now tied up Falcon! Ref trying to untie him but
McMillan won't let him! McMillan runs and bounces off the
opposite ropes! He hurls himself off using the recoil of
the ropes to add momentum!
JS: Falcon's a dead birdman now, tied up and all!
TR: NO! That was incredible! Falcon releases himself at the
last second and grabbing McMillan by the neck, he
CHOKESLAMS him to the mat! The cover 1! 2! 3! FALCON WINS
IT! Falcon has pinned McMillan to TAKE the FWF's TAG TEAM
TITLES for his team!
(Condor and Shrike run to the ring to rejoice with a now
very jubilant Falcon, Paul Kramer is about to make the
announcement, when the lights dim and transmission is lost,
static fills the air momentarily, suddenly the static ends
and we see JC as he deviously laughs)
JC: Well that was boring enough! So the FWF has new tag
team champions! Big deal! Congrats guys! You're champions
of what a vast little empire? Hehehehehe! Hey Malec, LeBron
did you think bringing in that old geezer, that it would
change anything? Well as you can see some things never
change! Dread, you should have stayed your relic ass at
home where it was safe! This is a battleground here, and
face it old man, you are way past your prime!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Pulls out a piece of paper and acts and mimicks surprise)
JC: Here's something you might be interested in, The FWF
has decreed that for one night only a 24 man one night event
will take place for, get this! A new title! Now I could
come out and spoil Malec's surprise or is that LeBron's
surprise? Whatever! I wa..... (Suddenly and without warning
JC's transmission is also cut off, the FWF logo becomes
superimposed over the static! Scene fades off)