(The FWF theme music begins to play, the FWF logo flashes
on the screen. It then goes to cuts of Divide and
Conquer..... CUT TO: Matthews joining D-XXX..... CUT TO:
Noble Kale defeating Big Rodge for the FWF Cable TV
title....... CUT TO: The NEH as they stomp Nevada
Smith..... CUT TO: The Mercenaries winning the FWF tag
team titles as they defeat the Birds of Prey..... CUT TO:
PCS and Jean Rabesque as they battle for PCS' gold..... CUT
TO: Maelstrom and KK, as they appear unexpectedly and take
on the NEH along with the Mercenaries and the Lost
Hanson........)
(Fade to FWF headquarters and Lord Dread's office........ A
heated discussion is taking place as LD and Nevada Smith
are nose to nose...... Nevada is sporting a cast arm....
Scene then chamges and we see LD along with Joe Lebron and
Scott Malec...... As we zoom in we can hear as LD says.....
LD: I have been in contact with PCS and he has guaranteed
me that he will defend the title against Billy
Matthews..... He stated to me that his busy schedule
prevented him from doing any of his promos.....
JL: So what is he saying?
LD: Who can say.....
SM: Things are beginning to heat up, Matthews has joined
D-XXX, JC has forced our hand and look how that turned out,
here we are in the midst of the biggest lawsuit, wrestling
has ever seen...... We have KK and Maelstrom calling out
the NEH's masked men to an UNSANCTIONED match.....
LD: That's just the tip of the iceberg gentlemen.......
JL: What do you mean?
LD: You'll see as this evening's event unravel.....
(All three stare at each other, fade to the, COMPAQ CENTER
and zoom in on the announcer's table where Jake Shade is
laughing and taunting Vic)
JS: MAN! Where have you been lately? PCS is going to make
mincemeat out of Billy Matthews!
VA: Well, PCS has not done any of his promos, and rumors
has it that he is dipleased at how the FWF stood by
helpless as he and Jean Rabesque were viciously attacked
after their GRUELLING match!
JC: Well what happened there was indeed an atrocity, the
damn poor lighting cause the NEH to mistake my man PCS for
that french baker Jean Rabesque! Hahahahaha! And as for
that rumor, its all bull!
TR: What makes you say that? As if I should ask!
JS: If I haven't heard it, it is nothing but LIES!
VA: Sure, okay! if you say so!
TR: If Divide and Conquer was beginning, I hate to see the
end!
JS: End of what?
TR: Never mind! The FWF Frontier title and the tag team
titles are on the line, as Matthews takes on reigning
champion PCS, and the Catpack takes on arch rivals and
newly crowned tag team champions, the Mercenaries! Newcomer
Gus Raekker takes on NEH great Big Rodge...... We will see
Sky, Hayze and Stonewolf will also be on the card! And
that's just the tip of the iceberg!
VA: I have to tell you, while that made in itself be a MAIN
EVENT ANYWHERE! What about the first ever, UNSANCTIONED
match between none other than Maelstrom and King Krusher as
they laid out the challenge to the NEH's masked men! JC had
many people believing that Maelstrom and KK really had
joined his legions.......
JS: A lot you know! That's all a perfectly planned out
strategy, JC has this plan and it's all going to unravel
here tonight!
VA: Okay what do you know?
JS: I have been swored to secrecy sir and I am a man of my
word!
VA: JC ain't going anywhere!
JS: It's ISN'T! You country hick!
TR: Well we still don't know who the two masked men really
are! Whoever they are, they are huge and massive! And look
to be all business!
JS: THAT! They ARE!
VA: It's IS, you city idiot!
JS: (Sticks his tongue out and laughs) Awwww! What's the
matter? Didn't get none this morning?
VA: Jake, I wouldn't talk!
JS: You're right! I DON'T! I just DO!
TR: Well the lights are dimming, and we are underway!
("STRANGLEHOLD" by Ted Nuggent begins to play and coming
down to ringside, we see Archangel at 6'5 and 325lb hailing
from New Haven CT....... As he enters the ring, he goes to
a neutral corner, no sooner than he does and Nightshade
comes walking down the aisle, at 6'3" and 201lb, "Greedy
fly" by Bush plays, the lights remain dimmed.....)
VA: Archangel and Nightshade waste no time! The ref almost
got knocked down!
JS: Serves him right!
TR: Nightshade with a vicious powerslam! But Archangel
fights back!
TR: Two warriors from the darkside battling away like
there's no tomorrow! The ref is letting them fight and no
one can blame him!
JS: Blame him nothing! He's scared STRAIGHT!
TR: Nightshade, though a strange fellow possesses rare
talent!
VA: He is said to to Billy Matthews younger brother!
JS: And your point being?
VA: My point being NOTHING Jake, OKAY!
JS: Oooohhhh! Did I hit a raw nerve? HAhahahahah!
TR: Archangel raking Nightshade's eyes! ref trying to stop
Archangel from taking shortcuts!
VA: Nightshade lowblows Archangel! And they entwine in
brutal combat!
TR: Ref giving them a wide berth as they continuously pound
away at each other!
VA: This has turned into a STREETFIGHT!
TR: With all the new and young talent around here, the
momentum can only intensify! Just look at the groups that
have formed alliances, you have D-XXX, Matthews, Edmunds
and Wells! Then you have Kindred Souls, the Catpack! And
rumors have it that more single competitors are forming
alliances!
JS: Yep! JC and the NEH have them running scared! They
think that by making their own little gangs, they can
compete against the sheer genius of JC and the brutality of
the NEH! Just wait until UNSANCTIONED!
VA: Oh boy! Here we go again, Jake Shades! Mr KNOW-IT-ALL!
JS: Hey I am in the know cause I know all the right people!
VA: I will admit, JC has stirred things up around the FWF
and has stepped on a whole lot of toes! And we all know
that what goes around comes around!
JS: MAN! Do you think JC is worry? Ha! Keep dreaming chump!
TR: Well Jake you have to admit, many of the wrestlers are
sick and tire of JC and his antics! OH! Archangel has just
DUMPED Nightshade over the top and on top of our Spanish
commentators table!
JS: Hahahahahaha! When will those Taco eatting idiots
realize that they are just here for THAT! Man, Malec
couldn't pay me enough to do THAT!
VA: NO! You do it for free!
TR: Ref warning Archangel, who is now outside, pounding
away at Nightshade! Nightshade grabs hold of the bell and
CLOCKS Archangel! Archangel goes down!
JS: DING DING! Archangel's bell has been RUNG!
TR: Ref warning them to take it inside the ring! Nightshade
DRAGS Archangel into the ring, he still has that bell and
is pounding away! The ref grabs the bell and falls with it!
JS: Better give that chumps some vitamins! Plenty of
vitamin D!
TR: Archangel trying to thwart off Nightshade's onslaught!
But Nightshade just keeps on coming back! In the middle of
the ring and they are POUNDING AWAY at each other!
Archangel with a powerslam, an elbow smash, THE COVER!
VA: NO DICE! Nightshade kicks out before the 2 count!
Archangel keeps Nightshade down but not for long!
Nightshade with a chop to Archangel's throat!
TR: Archangel falls backwards onto the ropes and becomes
entangled in them! Nightshade not missing a beat as he
savagely pounces on the tied up Archangel!
JS: Archangel must owe Nightshade money!
VA: What makes you say that?
JS: Are you blind? Just look at the way Nightshade is
beating on him, he must owe him BIGTIME!
VA: Archangel with a lowblow sends Nightshade sprawling to
the mat! Ref warning Archangel but he totally ignores the
ref! He commences to kick on Nightshade! Nightshade trying
to roll out but Archangel cuts off his escape!
TR: Archangel scoops Nightshade up and SLAMS him down on
the turnbuckle! He runs to the opposite corner and bum
rushes Nightshade!
VA: But the ref had gotten on leg free and Nightshade falls
down a split second before Archangel's impact! And
Archangel hits that ringpost hard! He's holding his
shoulder, Nightshade slow to get up!
JS: They're both slow in the brain department!
VA: Nightshade with a series of kicks and slaps!
TR: Archangel staggers to his knees! But he slams his fist
into Nightshade crotch!
JS: Wooooooooo! That'll have you signing soprano in E minor!
TR: Nightshade reels from that one, the ref again warning
Archangel who just glares at the ref!
JS: Back away fool! That idiot is possessed!
VA: Nightshade takes advantage of this and mule kicks
Archangel! He slams into the ref and both go flying out the
ring! Nightshade HURLS himself onto Archangel and SLAMS him
into the railguard! The ref shaking off the cobwebs!
Nightshade picks up a chair and KABOOM! Look at how that
chair is DENTED! Archangel drops to the floor!
TR: But Nightshade simply picks him up and TOSSES him over
the ring apron, he grabs the ref and helps him up into the
ring!
JS: Hey Malec better give that ref some GEROTOL!
VA: The cover! ONE, TWO, THR....... NO! Archangel KICKS OUT!
TR: Nightshade tries to roll him up in a small package, but
Archangel rakes his eyes, he now reverses the hold and with
his legs on the ropes pins Nightshade!
JS: He has him over and under!
VA: WHAT!?
JS: Over and under! He has his legs over the ropes and he
has Nightshade under him! Hahahahaha!
VA: Whatever Jake! The ref sees Archangel's legs on the
ropes and starts to count! Archangel not too happy about
that as he kicks Nightshade out and goes after him!
TR: These two have not let up for a second! Archangel
trying to ram Nightshade's head on the corner post!
JS: BANG! Hahahahaha! Nightshade reverses it and it's
Archangel who eats some ring post!
VA: Nightshade grabs him and SLAMS him down on the steel
steps! Picks him up again and slams him this time on the
time keeper's table!
TR: Ref yelling for them to take it back into the ring!
VA: Nightshade rolls Archangel into the ring, he climbs up
to the top and HURLS himself on top of Archangel! But the
momentum has them rolling around trying to get the pin!
TR: They are going at it like two rabid dogs!
JS: Hey that's not a bad idea!
VA: What is?
JS: They should team up and call themselves the Rabid DOGS
of hell!
VA: OH BROTHER!
JS: Hey don't call me your brother, I am not! I wasn't born
the way you were born and we certainly don't share any
relations!
VA: Thank God for that!
TR: Now, now boys!
JS: Now, now NOTHING! Do you think that I am going to stand
here and let this country hick insult me that way!? You
MUST be HIGH!
TR: Looks like this one will be a DRAW! The bell has rung
signaling the time limit!
(Bell rings and ref announces that due to the time limit,
he has declared this one a TIME LIMIT DRAW!
TR: Nightshade and Archangel don't seem to happy about that
as they first argue with the ref and just as quickly
commence to attack each other!
VA: Here comes security!
JS: Bunch of punks! A whole gang of them have to come down
to handle two chumps! Unbelievable!
(Security herd both Archangel and Nightshade who continue
to pound on each other and on security........ Cameras then
fade to the jumbotron as it flashes replays of the previous
match..... Fade to an FWF promo.....
TIME LIMIT DRAW
(Cameras show an aerial view of the Compaq Center, it then
zooms in on the Square D parking lot across the street
where preparations are being made for tonight's
UNSANCTIONED MATCH..... It then zooms back to the Compaq
Center and to ring announcer Paul Kramer.....)
PK: In our next event we will see newcomer Deedge as he
takes on the "IMMORTAL SKYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyy!
("Bring the pain" by Methodman blares down on the center,
the lights go dim and a spotlight is focused on Sky.....)
PK: From Trenton New Jersey weighing in at 240lbs, 6'4",
Ladies and gentlemen the IMMORTAL SKYyyyyyyyyyy!
(Crowd reacts as Sky approaches and enters the ring.......
Our cameras pick up a commotion in the crowd, upon zooming
in, we see that it is Deedge who is running through the
crowd....... He slides into the ring and is met with an
elbow drop from Sky.....)
TR: And this one is underway! Sky picks Deege up and
SUPLEXES Deege backwards into the corner post! No sooner
than Deege lands on the ringpost and Sky is all over him!
VA: Sky is being very methodical in his approach! He is
systematically working on Deedge's mid section!
JS: Maybe he has a yeng for some Deedge meat! Hahahaha!
VA: You're sick Jake, you know that!?
JS: Sure I do! Your wife tells me that everytime we are in
your backyard in the henhouse!
TR: Deedge with a chop to the chest area of Sky, Sky just
CLOCKED Deedge and he rolls outside to try to slow Sky's
pace!
VA: But Sky will have none of that as he goes in between
the ropes and collides with Deege! Both seem to be dazed by
that move! Ref trying to get the action back inside the
ring, he begins to count!
JS: A lot of good it's going to do him! He has no control
over those two, he's a little wimp, much like you two
schleppers!
VA: Don't you get tire of ALWAYS insulting us!?
JS: Hell no! That's what makes it all worth while! Sky with
a clothesline, a SLEEPRHOLD!
TR: Deedge in trouble here as he is in the middle of the
ring and can not reach the ropes!
VA: Sky applying pressure to the neck area! But Deedge MULE
KICKS Sky and they both drop down! Deedge's hand is on top
of Sky! The ref drops down for the count, 1!
TR: Sky kicks out with authority! Deedge pokes Sky in the
eyes and kicks him in the groin, going for a diamond
cutter!
VA: NO! Sky saw it coming and slams Deedge into the
turnbuckle! He commences to pound on Deedge's back and
flips him over backwards! Deedge lands hard! The cover, 1,
2! Deedge manages to grab the ropes!
TR: Ref calling for a break! Sky with a series of Karate
chops and a savate kick that drops Deedge, who rolls out
and falls on the concrete floor!
TR: You know, in all the excitement, we forgot to give
Deedge's info.......
JS: So WHAT! He hails from the looney bin and has a thing
for the SKY!
VA: Deedge hails from the city of angels, Los Angeles CA!
Making his debute here tonight as he goes against the
immortal one himself, Sky!
JS: Immortal, my ass! Pop a cap in him and watch him faint
just like the rest at the sight of his "immortal" blood
pouring out! Superman was immortal once! The idiot actor
who played him got so wrapped up in the character that he
actually thought he was immortal and put a bullet in his
head! He's immortal alright!
VA: (Stares at JS strangely, as does Tony) Jake, what are
you babbling about!?
JS: Oh! I'm sorry, I forgot who I was sitting next to, for
a second there I thought you two were actually two
intelligent individuals, not the two jackasses you are! HEE
HAW! Sorry! My bad!
Well anyway, Deedge comes in at 6'5" and 248lbs, he favors
"The Annoying Song" by Butthole Surfers.......
JS: Ah! I see! Another "Butthole" worshipper!
(Gets strange looks from VA and TR..... Back in the ring,
Sky is dominating Deedge, with a series of martial arts
moves and counters...... Out of nowhere Deedge throws a
wild kick and catches Sky off guard..... He starts to slap
Sky in the face and is taunting him)
TR: Bad mistake Deedge is making there...... Sky is a mat
veteran and is one of the last person you want to try to
taunt!
JS: That's true! The Sky can get angry and piss all over
the young buck!
VA: WHAT!?
JS: (With a devious smirk) Damn are you really that
stupid!? Haven't you ever heard of the "Sky" is falling! Or
damn, the Sky just opened up and all the lil angels just
decided to piss on the world!?
TR: What are you talking about over there!?
JS: FORGET IT! Just do what you are paid to do and for
God's sake, don't quit those other 5 jobs you have!
TR: The ref warning Deedge, who now is nose to nose with
him, Sky sees this and BACK DROPKICKS Deedge into the ref!
JS: HAHAHAHAHA! Like I see, see Sky run, see Sky jump! See
Sky get pissed and watch his aim! Hahahahahaha!
(VA motions and gestures that Jake has had one too many)
TR: Are you okay Jake? You don't look well.......
JS: Come to think of it, I don't........ Looking at Vic's
CRATER FACE is enough to make me vomit!
VA: You must have been dropped a lot as a child in the
orphanage, weren't you Jake!?
JS: May be so, but at least I wasn't "AMERICANED ME", like
you were! Hahahahaha! I bet the lil misses loves to ream
you over that one! Hahahahahaha!
TR: Jake, behave yourself!
JS: Man, shut up Tony and mind your business! Let Vic be a
man and confront his fears by himself! Namely ME!
VA: Just ignore him Tony, he just wants attention!
JS: Hahahahaha! I get all the attention I want, when I
want! All I have to do is have Vic's old bittie over for a
few beers and laughs! HAhahahahaha!
VA: Jake, one of these days, you're gonna go a bit too far
an....... (JS interupts)
JS: And WHAT!? What are you gonna do!? CRY!? Either that or
you're going to call me to the side and say, "Come Mr Jake,
I've already gave you my wife and my life's savings, I have
nothing else to offer you, PLEASE stop picking on
me........ Well BOO HOO Vic! Welcome to the real world!
TR: Deedge with a verical suplex, he covers Sky, 1, 2! Sky
throws Deedge over the ref! And Deedge is angry! He gets in
the ref's face, meanwhile Sky climbs the top rope and
KABANG! A flying dropkick so powerful that it made Deedge
do a 180`! Sky scoops Deedge up and commences to run with
him and a RUNNING POWERBOMB!
JS: That's what I gona do to ya Vic, just keeping screwing
with me!
VA: You're a joke Jake, a bald headed joke!
TR: Sky can very well pin this newcomer here tonight, but
look at how he stares at him.....
JS: "Hmmmmmmm" What's that smell!? DOOKEE! Dookee!? Yea!
Vic just dookee on himself at the meer thought of me
slaming him down!
VA: (Shakes head in disgust) You're impersonation of Hogan
ain't cutting it Jack!
JS: Listen here you country hick with horns, the name is
J-A-K-E! Learn it very well! Comprende amigo!?
VA: Yea I comprende alright!
TR: Sky with a few roundhouse kicks has Deedfe dazed!
JS: KABOOM! What a MULEKICK! HEE HAW! Sends Deedge back in
time! Look at him, on his back crying like a baby! Sky
kicked him into yesteryear!
TR: Sky covers Deedge! ONE! TWO! THREE!
JS: The Sky has FALLEN on Deedge! And he doesn't know where
he's at! Houston, we have a problem! Deedge was propel into
space and he doen't know where the hell he's at!
TR: Sky making short work of newcomer Deedge! Totally
dominating this match from the start!
JS: Deedge's debut may very well have turned into his debut
FINALE!
VA: He finally gets up and staggers out to the ring apron!
Security helping him to the back! Man that was one
EXPLOSIVE kick!
JS: Didn't you know that the Sky can also kick like a mule
in heat! HEE HAW! Hey Vic, swing on this! Hahahaha!
(Cameras fade back to the parking lot where the crowd is
thick and noisy.....)
(Scene commences with a collage of KK and Maelstrom.....
Fade to an FWF promo...... When we fade back into the
Compaq Center, the music of Metallica's "Holier than thou"
is blaring down on the jam packed center..... On the
jumbotron, the NEH standard is first show, then cuts of Big
Rodge and Lady V, superimpose the standard...... Our
floodlights catch Big Rodge and Lady V as they slowly and
methodically make their way to the ring, the jumbotron
showing a collage of Big Rodge's career, past and
present..... The crowd reacts with catcalls and boos....
Big Rodge just waves them off, he grabs a poster of raekker
and rips it up..... He then snatches one of Wayne Roberts
and does the same..... Upon entering the ring, he snatches
the mike off Kramer's hand and begins to speak.....)
BR: Hey Raekker! get your drunk ass out here Pronto!
(The lights dim as "No Mercy for Swine" by The Cherry
Poppin' Daddies plays, and we see Gus Raekker making his
way down to ringside, a cocky stare showing no regards for
Big Rodge and Lady V, he mockingly waves his hands as if
telling Rodge and Lady V to move out of his spotlight.....
He then extends his arms outward, the ref comes in between
Big Rodge and Raekker, who sports a big smirk and waves Big
Rodge off..... Before ring announcer Paul Kramer can even
begin to make the intros, Big Rodge pusshes him to the side
and CLOCKS Raekker...... Lady V jumps down and begins to
cheer Rodge on.......)
JS: My MAN! He's hungry and has just found some new meat!
TR: Big Rodge, one of the founding fathers of the dreaded
NEH has not change or lost pace one bit during his hiatus!
JS: He was training all the time muscleless!
VA: You should talk, WIMP!
JS: Your wife doesn't think so! Hahahahahaha!
TR: Raekker staggers to one knee and cold cocks Big Rodge
in the family jewels! That has taken the steam out of Big
Rodge's engine!
JS: Hey REF! Are you BLIND MAN!? Where the hell you got
your license at!? Malec's back alley school for refs!?
VA: Like I said, what goes around comes around, hehehehehe!
JS: How would you like me to come around you, creampuff!?
VA: Anytime JACK!
JS: Hahahahahaha! You think that Tony is gonna help you
after I am all over ya, think again! They don't call me the
human cannonball for nothing!
VA: Hahahahaha! I know the real deal behind that!
JS: You know NOTHING!
VA: (Laughing mockingly at JS) Hey, don't get your panties
in an uproar! I was just kidding JACK!
JS: The NAME'S JAKE! Get it STRAIGHT LIMP DICK!
TR: HEY! Watch your mouth!
JS: In just a few seconds, you'll be watching my fist go
fly as I ram it down his throat and my foot up his ass in
one swift motion!
VA: Hahahahaha! Sure JACK, sure!
JS: Hey Vic, it's ten o'clock know who's bed your old lady
is sleeping in tonight!?
VA: Raekker with a series of chops, has Big Rodge caught up
in the ropes...... Lady V shouting instructions and
encouragement! Raekker looks at her and blows her a kiss!
TR: Lady V becomes incense and climbs to the ring apron,
the ref over to get her down! She tosses Big Rodge an
object and he CLOCKS Raekker with it and Raekker GOES DOWN!
JS: Hahahahahahaha! The old sucker you too move! My MAN! My
kind of woman!
VA: A female dog with 2 1/2 legs is your type!
JS: Damn Vic, don't speak about your momma like that!
VA: I was talking about yours Jack!
JS: Watch it sucker, don't talk about my momma, the woman
is holy!
VA: Anything you say Kruger!
TR: Big Rodge grabs hold of the ref and spins him around,
he starts to yell at him to count! He drops down to pin
Raekker and is met with a fist into his face! Lady V
complaining to the ref, meanwhile Raekker drops his huge
350lbs on Big Rodge, he goes for the pin! 1! 2!
JS: That's it! Don't let that overweight monkey get the
best of you!
VA: Rodge is a huge man himself! At an even 300lbs, he now
commences to use his weight, as he grins Raekker's face
into the mat! Raekker fighting back though!
JS: A lot of good it'll do him against the MAN!
TR: Well he sure is holding his own here tonight! He slams
Rodge into the turnbuckle and comes rushing behind him! A
big SPLASH has Big Rodge sprawl on the ropes! Raekker going
to the opposite corner, a running start! He's about to
squash Big Rodge, BUT NO! Lady V pulls Big Rodge out at the
last second! Raekker hits the turn buckle HARD!
JS: Hahahaha! Serve that fat pig right! Doesn't he know
that he's up against the MASTER!? Rodge and Lady V are
poetry in motion! Ahhhhhh! My Lady V!
VA: Better keep stumby in his pocket! Lady V likes MEN, not
little wimps!
JS: So LEAVE! Go get 'em! Big Rodge with an elbow to the
back of Raekker's head! He grabs him by the throat and
flips him over and commences to pound savagely on Raekker!
The ref counting, Lady V climbs to the ring apron, breaking
the ref's count! Way to go Lady V! Ahhhhh my Lady V!
VA: Rodge taking advantage of Lady V's interference! He
continues to punish Raekker! Raekker trying to defend
himself but Rodge is all over him!
TR: Big Rodge parades around the ring, and commences to
stomp on Raekker! But Raekker grabs hold of his leg and
brings him down! He commences to pound on Big Rodge and is
now giving Rodge a taste of his own medicine! Rodge
staggers away and falls midring! Raekker looks at Lady V
and again blows a kiss!
JS: He better watch it! I'm getting pissed off! You don't
want to see me pissed off Raekker! I'm your worst nightmare!
VA: You're ANYONE'S nightmare! The last thing anyone wants
is to see your ugly mug in a dark alley! ARGH!
TR: Raekker squares off and is now boxing the snot out of
Big Rodge! OOOOOOOOoooooowwwww! A low blow by Big Rodge
puts a stop to that! BUT Raekker comes across with an
uppercut that FLATTENS Big Rodge! An elbow drop and NO! Big
Rodge MOVES and GRABS hold of Raekker's arm! He's bending
it backwards! Raekker grimaces in pain but refuses to yield
to the pressure! Lady V over to give an extra hand! The ref
sees it and warns her! Raekker meanwhile rakes Rodge's eyes
and strangles him! The ref still arguing with Lady V!
VA: Looks like beauty is getting the beast of the NEH
stomped! Hehehehehe!
JS: That's what you think! It's all a plan!
VA: Everything with you is a plan!
TR: A full nelson rollover has Rodge slamming the mat! The
ref over to see to the action! Rodge grabs him by the shirt
and RAMS him into Raekker!
JS: AHAHAHAHAHA! That's using your head or the ref's!
Hahahahaha!
TR: The ref is out cold! Big Rodge commences to stomp
Raekker viciously! But Raekker fights back! A donnybrook
breaks out and it TUMBLES over the top! Raekker falls on
top of Rodge and both are out! The ref shaking off the
cobwebs, he sees Lady V as she is about to clock Raekker
and prevents her, she starts to argue with him! Raekker
makes to his feet and literally THROWS Big Rodge OVER the
top rope! Wait what is this!? Two Houston police officer
are making their way to ringside! They grab hold of Lady V,
who violently shrugs them off! They say something to her
and she becomes incense! The ref over to see what is going
on!
VA: LOOK! Coming through the crowd! It's WAYNE ROBERTS!
Meanwhile Lady V is being forcefully handcuffed, the ref
distracted by this doesn't see Roberts enter the ring and
OH! He just DOUBLE ARMED DDTED Big Rodge! And the fans are
loving it! Lady V sees what has just happened and yells and
kicks at the arresting officers! She yells at the ref to
look at the ring, but by the time he looks Wayne Roberts is
outside and behind the guardrail! Raekker looks at Roberts,
who salutes him and gives him the thumbs up sign!
TR: Wayne Roberts getting a little payback for what the NEH
did to him!
JS: That's NOT FAIR! Is that ref BLIND or is he on the TAKE!
VA: OH yea right! No sooner than the NEH starts to get
their ass kick and you start to cry FOUL! GROW UP DUDE!
JS: NO, you GROW UP and SMELL the roses! Hey what are they
doing!? How dare they ARREST MY LADY V!? MOVE!
(Our cameras pick up Jake as he makes a beeline for the
ring! He begins to argue with the officers who push him and
warn him! Jake shrugs his hands upwards and walks away!
Meanwhile back in the ring, Raekker drops on Big Rodge, the
ref is there to count but Rodge kicks out at two.......)
TR: Wonder what was that all about!? Lady V getting
arrested here tonight and Wayne Roberts comes out in the
midst of all this commotion and CLOCKS Big Rodge!
VA: Hahahahaha! Look at Jake, dragging his narrow butt over
here! Hahahaha! What's the matter Jack!? Cops put you in
your place!
JS: SHUT UP! A lot you know! It's part of the act! It's all
a ruse to throw Raekker and Roberts off guard!
VA: Sure! If you say so! Meanwhile Big Rodge is still
dazed and Raekker isn't letting up as he pummels Rodge into
the mat! Raekker is a street brawler! And he is showing Big
Rodge just how tough he can be!
JS: Big Rodge is just letting his exert his energy!
VA: Well he better not wait too long or before he knows it,
it'll be all over for him!
TR: Rodge lowblows Raekker and Raekker stops short! He
drops to one knee, Rodge about to kick him But Raekker
moves to the side and cups him hard in the chin area!
VA: Rodge rolls out to break Raekker's momentum! But
Raekker's right behind him! He SMASHES Rodge's head into
the table! LOOK OUT!
(Cameras pick up Raekker smashing Rodge's head into Jake
Shade, who wasn't able to escape in time! Jake and Big
Rodge fall over the table, Vic is laughing as is Tony! They
go over and drag the limp body of Jake out of harm's way!
Vic continues to laugh..... Rodge and Raekker are slugging
away at each other! The ref goes outside to try to break
them up.....)
TR: This has certainly gotten out of hand! Lady V arrested!
Jake gets his bell rung! And Raekker and Rodge SLUGGING
away like two STREET THUGS! The ref has lost control of
this one!
JS: Argh! What happened!? Argh!
VA: Wake up Jack! Lady V CLOCKED you for getting her
arrested!
JS: WHAT!? NO!? Hey WAIT! I didn't! Aw Shit!
VA: Hahahahahahaha! Don't even know where you're at huh
Jack!? How many fingrers you see Jack!?
JS: Argh! Screw off man! I have a headache!
TR: And well you should! You were Big Rodge's cushion!
VA: YEP! You CUSHIONED his SWELLED head!
TR: Rodge and Raekker still going at it! Big Rodge Kicks
Raekker in the knees and Raekker BUCKLES under the
onslaught of a second kick! Rodge SMASHES his face into the
steel stairs! the ref warning them! But both Raekker and
Rodge oblivion to it all! Rodge with a poke to the eyes
grabs a chair and SLAMS it down on Raekker's head! He goes
for a second one but the ref stops him! Raekker KICKS Rodge
in the groin and DRILLS him into the floor!
VA: Hey Jake, Rodge's in troublw he NEEDS you!
JS: (Rubs his head) Argh! What's going on!?
VA: Big Rodge just gave up!
JS: NOooooooooo!
VA: Hahahahaha! GOTCHA!
TR: Raekker rolls Rodge inside the ring and drops an elbow
to the throat area! The cover, !! @! Rodge sticks his
shoulder up! Raekker commences to pound on him, grabs him
in a headlock and squeezes Rodge's neck! Both getting up to
their feet! Raekker palming Rodge's face!
VA: Big Rodge in trouble here as Lady V was led away in
handcuffs and Wayne Roberts clobbered him with the double
arm DDT!
JS: Yeah but! OW! ARGH! My head!
TR: Better lay down Jake! Rodge fighting back, he, OH MY
GOD!
(Out of nowhere Big Rodge Back to belly suplexes Raekker,
picks him up again and powerslams him...... He covers
Raekker for a two count..... They lock up near the ropes,
which Big Rodge uses for leverage........ He tries to tie
Raekker up with the ropes, in the ensuing battle Raekker
showhow gets his foot caught in the ropes and trips.....
With his foot entangled in the ropes, Rodge commences to
stomp, kick and punch Raekker, the ref tries to spin Big
Rodge around but can't, Big Rodge pushes him and he falls
outside the ring....... As Big Rodge looks around, he sees
no Lady V, Jake yells out that she was arrested and Rodge
becomes incense! He turns and brutality attacks Raekker who
is trying to free his foot from the ropes...... On the
opposite side, appears Nevada Smith cast arm and all.......
With a big devious grin, picks up the ref and is dusting
him off, Big Rodge sees Nevada and turns his attention to
him, meanwhile our cameras pick up Wayne Roberts
approaching the ring again, as he nears the ring he grabs a
chair and without Rodge's knowledge climbs into the
rings...... When he's just inches away, he calls to Rodge
who quickly turns and collides with the chair as Roberts
SMASHES it onto his head, Big Rodge down down with a thud!
Roberts then frees Raekker, from underneath the ring he
pulls out two bottles of Pokorov Vodka and two glasses, he
pours himself and Raekker a drink and pours the rest over
Big Rodge, they toast each other and laugh! Roberts then
commences to pull a lighter out which he flicks...... He
yells out for and is handed a mike.......)
ROBERTS: JC, you are the mind behind the madness that is
the NEH. Your only option as of this moment is this...
TONIGHT... during my match with MINION...you make sure that
your FRIENDS stay away from ringside. If ANYONE shows
up...well....BIG RODGE goes up in flames. No, wait, I'm
smarter than that....I know if I light this big dumb idiot
on fire HERE...you're still going to interefere...and if I
don't I won't have a fair fight. So, tell ya' what. If
anyone shows up at ringside during MY match....and I mean
ANYONE...Lady Victoria will NEVER be seen again. Those
WEREN'T COPS!!!
(Nevada then tosses the ref inside the ring, he slides into
Big Rodge's unconcious frame........ Roberts and Raekker
stare at him first and then at Nevada who climbs into the
ring, the fans go into a frenzy as he motions for the
mike.........)
NEVADA: (Staring at Raekker and Roberts, he laughs and
shakes his head) No need to crap all over yourselves, I
didn't come for ya tonight! I have been forced NOT to
wrestle here tonight, the little wimps that are known as
the FWF official have deemed it in MY best interest that
due to the broken arm I was given at the hands of JC and
the NEH, I was NOT allowed to force ya into a fight
Raekker, but our time will MOST difinately come! And YOU
Roberts, I may have done ya an injustice and then again
NOT! Don't EVER compare yourself to me son! Don't insult me
that way! I do wanna say this though, you have every right
to want a piece of my ass, but remember once you enter the
serpentarium you are in MY JUNGLE! MY DOMAIN! And I give no
quarters! But to show ya that they are no hard feelings, I
want you to look at the screen.......
(Screen comes alive, it shows...........
(Fade back into the announcer's table where Jake Shade is
still incense at what transpired with Lady V and Big
Rodge...... He continues to rabble on about Nevada's
actions......... Vic continues to mock and taunt him, Tony
quietly laughs)
TR: Jake, you got to admit, it's about time that JC and the
NEH start getting a taste of what they love to dish out! It
was bad enough having Nevada after them, now it seems that
Wayne Roberts is out for payback among others!
JS: EH!? What you mean others!?
VA: Wasn't it your precious NEH that attacked PCS and
Rabesque after their gruelling title match!?
JS: Yea, SO!?
VA: And wasn't it the NEH that has come and made the lives
of many here in the FWF miserable!?
JS: And!?
VA: Damn, are you DENSE! Look around JACK, They are banding
together, just to confront JC and the NEH!
JS: Oh THAT! No SWEAT! JC has it all under control!
TR: Yea, much like he had everything under control behind
the LOCKED door of the NEH's locker room!
(Both Vic and Tony burst out laughing)
JS: Laugh now, cry later!
VA: Whatever Jake, it was worth it!
TR: The action here tonight has taken a turn and the STORM
is coming STRAIGHT at US! DEAD CENTER! As we still have,
the tag team title, PCS defends against D-XXX's Billy
Matthews! And what may very well be, the most brutal match
the FWF has and most likely EVER will show, UNSANCTIONED!
Where arch enemies, King Krusher and Maelstrom put aside
their differences to take on a common foe, the NEH's masked
men! Who are they!? Little is known of them only that they
are brutal and vicious!
JS: Are you all in for a SHOCKER! Never in a million years
can you imagine who are behind those mask! JC is a damn
genius, has that mind game down to a science!
VA: Yea, but don't forget he was taught by the MASTER, Lord
Dread!
JS: MAN! That old geezer can't even remember what time to
take his Geritol vitamin, let alone compete anywhere near
JC's level!
TR: I don't know Jake, JC made huff and puff, but for some
strange reason, he doesn't want to really get on Dread's
bad side! That man is a master when it comes to
manipulation.....
JS: WAS! There's a new SHERIFF in town and he goes by the
name of JC!
VA: Well he better watch out cause PISTOLEROS like D-XXX
and Kindred Souls along with a host of others have TARGETED
him and the NEH!
JS: Like JC actually cares! Get real DUDE!
(The Compaq Center goes dark, the howls of a wolf echoes
throughout the center...... "Right now" by Van Halen begins
to play......... A lone spotlight fosuses in on a lone
figure walking toward the ring......
PK: Hailing from the Black Mountain in New Mexico, 6" 2
3/4", weighing in at 223lbs, STOOOOOOOOONEWOOOOOLFFFFF!
(The spotlight continues to focus on Stonewolf, out of the
blue as the lights come back on, we see Jeremy Byrne
rushing to the ring, he slides in and catches Stonewolf
with a right, but Stonewolf counters and sends Bryne
reeling backwards into the corner....... The announcer
flies out of the ring and the ref calls for the bell, this
one is underway......)
TR: Byrne wasting no time getting himself in trouble!
Stonewolf a no nonsense individual is hammering Jeremy into
that corner!
JS: Hmmmmm, maybe king mosabe drink firewater!
VA: Jeremy attempts to poke Stonewolf in the eyes, and
MISSES as Stonewolf veers to the side and catches him with
a chop to the back of the neck!
TR: Stonewolf a native and Last surviving member of the
Wolf tribe that had inhabited the Black Mountain region for
8,000 years.
JS: DAMN, he's OLD! He's a year or two older than Dread!
TR: Whatever his age, he is certainly teaching the arrogant
Jeremy Byrne a thing or two here tonight! Side Russian leg
sweep into a spinning toe hold has Byrne reeling in pain!
He grabs hold of the ref and screams in his face! Ref,
rips Byrne's hands off him and warns him about it! Byrne
grimaces from the pressure Stonewolf applies!
JS: Bite him in the butt Byrne! Do the visegrip thing on
him and watch him REALLY howl! They ain't made of stone
Byrne, they WILL break!
VA: What are you rambling about now Jake!?
TR: Byrne with a series of chops, Stonewolf countering, a
standing leg drop and Byrne is on his back, he flips
forever and is met by a Stonewolf right! But he somehow
manages to get his foot caught up between Stonewolf's
family jewels!
JS: And the howls you hear come a wolf who just found out,
he's not made of stone! Hahahahahaha! Never knew an
American Native can sing in such a high note!
VA: Hey, that's a very gentle area!
JS: Awwwwww! And you wanted Byrne to be gentle with him!?
P-L-E-A-S-E-! Life ain't always gentle!
VA: Stonewolf crumbles onto the mat! Byrne parading around,
taunting and mocking Stonewolf! He's thumbing his nose to
the fans! Stonewolf recovering, Byrne doesn't see him!
JS: That moron thinks he's the ref!
TR: Byrne too far gone with the fans to notice Stonewolf
tapping his back!
JS: TURN AROUND YOU FOOL!
(Cameras pick up the action as Bryne turns to face
Stonewolf and is shocked into tomorrow with a standing drop
kick, that sends Byrne reeling backwards and into the rope,
Stonewolf comes crashing down on him with a flying elbow
smash that rockets Bryne over the top rope.......)
TR: What an EXPLOSION dropkick followed by a flying elbow
smash! Byrne has been ROCKED into the guardrail! The ref
holding back Stonewolf! The fans are LOVING this!
JS: Shows how much they know! Dread paid Byrne off so he
can make Stonewolf look good!
TR: HEY! Do you KNOW what you're saying man! You can be
held liable!
JS: Liable, shyiable! Just look at that! All PRE-REHEARSED!
The peasants may buy that BULL, but NOT ME! I know the real
deal! I know where the action is!
TR: Well at least he can ALWAYS use his little collision,
(Both Vic and Tony burst out laughing, Jake begins to get
angry and thumbs the bird at them) and plea insanity by
reason momentary being serparated from his bald head!
VA: Byrne slowly coming to his feet, Stonewolf has
remained focused on Byrne! Byrne realizing he will have to
change his strategy, calls for a time out! The ref will
have none of this as he yells and warns Byrne to get back
in, he begins to count! 1!, 2!, 3!, Byrne smart enough to
break the count and the ref relunctantly begins the count
over! 1! 2! 3! and AGAIN Byrne forces him to break the
count, Stonewolf pushes the ref to the side, grabs hold of
Byrne, but is CLOCKED DEAD CENTER!
JS: PEEKA-BOO! Hahahahahahahaha! Argh! My head!
(Vic begins to laugh as he sees Jake grab hold of his head
as if in pain, Tony quitely laughs behind Jake's back)
TR: Still feeling the after effects huh Jake!?
JS: Malec better call his lawyers cause I am gonna SUE him,
Lebron and that old billy goat Dread for every single peeny
they own!
(He pulls out a cellular and no sooner he flips it and it
falls apart, Vic and Tony ROAR laughing, Jake angered by
this, flings the remains onto the ground and stomps on it,
they laugh even harder!)
JS: That's RIGHT, LAUGH NOW! Cause later on, you all are
gonna be crying!
VA: Hey Jake, did you know your head actually swells when
you get angry!? I NEVER seen a vein grow that big!
TR: Hey Jake, wanna use my cellphone!?
JS: BITE ME TONY!
(More laughter is heard, meanwhile back in the ring Bryne
has momentarily taken the upperhand, he drags Stonewolf
out, the ref counts while Byrne blatantly chokes Stonewolf,
before the ref counts 5, Byrne rolls inside the ring once
again breaking the ref's count..... Only this time as he
gets ready to roll out, Stonewolf grabs hold of him and
slams his head into first the ringpost and then the
stairs....... The ref climbs down but trips over Byrne's
legs....... Stonewolf looks on as he stumbles to get up and
falls again, Stonewolf shakes his head and grabs him by the
arm and helps him up...........
JS: Byrne! Get UP! Hit him whatfor!
VA: Stammering and stuttering becomes you Jack!
JS: JACK THIS!
TR: Now, now! Stonewolf slams Byrne into the ringpost
again, he then tosses Byrne into the ring, and climbs back
in..... A POWERBOMB! The counter, NO! Byrne puts his foot
on the ropes and taps the ref.... Smart move by Byrne!
JS: Smart move nothing! That's pure instinct!
VA: WOOOOOO! JAKE! ARe we coming back from the dumb!
Haahahaha! First smart thing you said all evening!
TR: Byrne rolls out, and out onto the floor, Stonewolf
being held by the ref, he doesn't see Byrne crawling around
the ring to the opposite side of the ring! He rolls back in
and sneaks behind Stonewolf!
VA: Stonewolf sensing something wrong, ducks and Byrne
CLOCKS the ref instead! Stonewolf with a kick to Byrne's
midsection and a FACE FIRST DDT! AN ELBOW DROP! Byrne is
OUT COLD! Stonewolf turns him over, the cover BUT no REF!
Stonewolf looks around, sees the dazed ref and grabs him by
his collar and drags him to the fallen Byrne! The ref slow
to count, 1! 2! 3! Byrne kicks out BUT it is TOO LATE! The
ref had ALREADY made the THREE COUNT!
TR: Stonewolf with the win here, a very hard fought win at
that as newcomer Jeremy Byrne took it to Stonewolf, his
very own arrogancy made have costed him early in the match!
VA: Jake, care to comment!?
JS: BACK OFF! I'm NOT in the mood! Can't even call my damn
lawyers to get this lawsuit going!
(Tony laughs as does Vic, Tony gestures giving Jake his
cellphone and mockingly pulls it away as Jake reaches for
it...... Cameras then fade off back into the parking lot
and the finishing preparations...... Fade to FWF
promos........)
(As we fade back, we see Vic and Tony still playfully
mocking Jake........)
TR: You know that I can't let you use my company cellphone
to call your attorneys!
VA: Hey, use the pay phone! Here's a quarter! No wait! I
can't do that either, it's a company quarter! Hahahahahaha!
Why don't you get the key from Nevada and unlock JC, so he
can lend you his cellphone, unless he left it at home!
Hahahahahahaha! Maybe you can call anus-R-us! Hahahahaha!
JS: Yae I can also call your mother!
VA: OOOOOOOOoWwwwwwww! Low blow! Low blow!
TR: Wait! I have just been informed that JC and the NEH
have in their search for Wayne Roberts and Lady V's
whereabouts, they rushed in on D-XXX and a fight has
ensued! Can we get a camera crew over to where it is
happening!?
(Cameras pick up the action as D-XXX and the NEH are
entangled in a vicious and dirty brawl....... Bodies are
flying and crashing all over the place....... Kindred Souls
join in on the fracas, as well as the Mercenaries and the
Catpack...... Out of nowhere appears PCS and the Lost
Hanson, he rushes Billy Matthews and both start slugging it
out! The Catpack is all over the Mercenaries...... Kindred
Souls are taking on D-XXX and the NEH is taking them both
on..... JC is trying to gather his troops and gets CLOCKED
for his efforts! Minion scoops him up and CLOTHESLINES
Edmunds! He yells out and the rest of the NEH huddle
around him and the fallen JC...... They slowly begin to
back away, Big Rodge has a big smirk on his face as he sees
the entire FWF out there fighting amongst themselves, he
motions for the NEH to leave...... minion places JC over
his shoulder and they walk away..... Cameras fade out as
security comes rushing down...... Fade back to the parking
lot and then some more FWF promos......)
(Cut to flashes of the Catpack and the Mercenaries.......
Each in their own individual collage, suddenly they become
blended together as we see the Catpack and the Mecenaries
locked in battle....... Scenes are shown of them
interfering in each other's matches........ It leads up to
the tag team champions ship titles which are currently held
by the Mercenaries...... The Catpack being contenders jump
at the shot...... Their rivalry is well documented and
recorded as the cuts show...... The lights dim and the
Compaq Center comes alive as the fans roar their
approval...... We then zoom in on Tony Ross who is
saying......)
TR: The Mercenaries and Catpack's rivalry has intensefied
since the Mercs won the tag titles when they defeated the
Birds of Prey...... The Catpack has made it perfectly clear
that tonight will be their night! They have called the
Mercs a fluke, and have been having problems with D-XXX who
I have been told are okay as well as everyone else involved
in that melee caused by JC and the NEH...... JC was CARRIED
away by Minion! He was OUT COLD after getting CLOCKED by
Wells from behind!
VA: About time someone kicked that little runt's narrow
butt!
JS: That little runt will eat you alive and spit out your
bones!
VA: What are you!? His PARAMOUR!?
JS: No! He's your momma's hit and run entertainment!
TR: Okay, enough of that now..... We still have quite a few
matches here tonight and we still don't know the
whereabouts of Lady V and Wayne Roberts! And we still
haven't seen JC! Will there be an "UNSANCTIONED" match!?
JS: COUNT ON IT! It ONLY GETS worst from here on end!
TR: And what of Nevada Smith!? He was told to STAY clear of
Houston and the Compaq Center and as we saw earlier, he
came down and somehow caused Big Rodge to get DQed! He then
confronts Raekker and Roberts, and on the jumbotron we
witnessed what he did to JC and the NEH during Big Rodge's
match! Was he a part of what happened to Lady V!? Or did he
just happened along!? It is a known fact that Enigma is
after Lady V! It has become a little mixed fued between
these four..... Nevada sporting a cast compliments of the
NEH at Divide and Conquer! His first DEFEAT EVER at the
hands of Big Rodge and Lady V, and then the troops came
down and swarmed all over him! JC added further insult to
injury by slapping a fallened Nevada! Knowing Nevada, I
wouldn't want to be in JC's or any of the NEH's shoes
now..... That man is pure evil and the fans LOVE him and
the way he manhandles opponent after opponent!
JS: Oh sure! Of course he has manhandle opponent after
opponent! look at what Malec has been throwing in the ring!
Every damn midcarder and bum who will go for the fifty
bucks! But haven't you notice, any time he comes up against
JC and the NEH, he gets TAGGED and his butt is handed to
him!
VA: Not so! That man is a demon possessed and hell bent on
one thing! And that's to destroy JC and the NEH! And I
personally believe he can do it! Don't forget, Nevada was
NEH before he decided to go his own way! And besides that,
he is married to Enigma who is JC's first cousin! And to
compound to that factor, Lord Dread is now an official of
the FWF and he has made it known he is out to get JC also!
As well as half the FWF is after JC!
JS: PEANUTS! A MERE bag of SHELLS!
(The lights dim and we hear "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy
featuring Jimmy Page, the lights dim and the spotlight
zooms in on the Catpack as they make their way to
ringside..... The fans begin to boo the Catpack, Copycat
offers them his backhand...... He tries to get them to
cheer the Catpack, but becomes angered when they response
in the opposite way....... Suddenly "Shapes of Things" by
The Jeff Healy Band begins to play and before we can focus
in, two blurred figures run up to and commence to beat on
the Catpack...... The fans begin to cheer and jeer......
Paul Kramer doesn't know which way to go, as the fight is
spilling all over and all around the ring.......)
TR: And this got started before it was even supposed to be
introduced! The Mercs wasting no time as they ran up from
the back and just pounce on the Catpack!
VA: The ref trying to contain this one, I do hope he's
learn from the previous matches that you don't come in
between any wrestler!
JS: That moron! All he is hearing right now is that loud,
TTTTTUUUUUUUOOOOOOOO! Ringing constantly in his ears!
TR: Blackcat and Lewiston tangled up in the corner,
meanwhile Anthony rolls Copycat into the ring, coming in
and OH! Copycat caught him on the chin! Anthony coming down
with an elbow gets it deflected and a big boot to the chin
has him rolling around!
JS: Hey, maybe that's that new wrestling dance, that's all
the rave!
VA: What new wrestling dance!
JS: You mean you don't know!? Damn! Malec and Lebron sure
keep you two in the dark! Barefooted and pregnant!
Hahahahahaha!
TR: Jake! What are you talking about!? Are you okay!?
JS: Of course I'm okay! ARGH! Damn! My head still hurts!
VA: That's what happens when one hardhead crashes with
another!
TR: Copycat going for the cover, but Lewiston sees it and
breaks free from Blackcat and breaks the count!
VA: That was a close one! The Mercs and the Catpack have an
on going feud which has only intensified since the
Mercenaries won the tag team titles!
TR: That's true and with Jean Rabesque on the injured list,
the Mercs are on their own here tonight with no one to
watch their backs!
VA: That's right Tony! After that melee in the back, I am
sure that even more unions have been made!
JS: OH BROTHER! Is there a RAW in your life! Are you the
SHOP-STEWARD! HAhaahahahahahaha!
TR: Ignore him Vic, I think the guy made have a fractured
skull after colliding with Big Rodge, HEAD-ON!
JS: Lady V! My fair Lady V, where has that scroundel taken
thee!?
(Both Vic and Tony break out into laughter, as they watch
Jake grimace in pain and concern for his fair Lady V.....
Back in the ring, Lewiston is now all over Copycat while
Anthony powerslams Blackcat into the ring apron!
(The ref confused as to who are the actual legal two,
starts to count both pairs...... Lewiston and Blackcat go
to neutral corners, Copycat and Anthony are slugging away
at each other in the middle of the ring....... A lowblow
has Anthony down on one knee, Lewiston tries to intercede
but is stopped by the ref..... In the meantime, Blackcat
takes advantage of this and doubleteams Lewiston, a double
suplex, FACE FIRST! Anthony spins the ref around and he
sees the doubleteaming, as he goes to break it up, Anthony
rushes Blackcat and spears him.......... They now commence
to tear into each other......... Ref again starts to count
them both out....... This time it is Anthony and Copycat
who go to their neutral corners........)
TR: Blackcat taking the worst of this slugfest! Lewiston
FLOORS him! He floors him with a solid left hook!
VA: You can't fall asleep on Lewiston cause he WILL floor
you!
TR: Blackcat rolls out, but rolls out to the wrong side!
Anthony CLOCKS an already dazed Blackcat!
VA: Anthony rolls him back in, where Lewiston is waiting!
The ref too busy keeping Copycat in his neutral corner!
JS: That moron better go and get his money back, cause the
Malec school of refereeing is a SCAM!
VA: You must really have a deathwish tonight!
JS: Well E-X-C-U-S-E! Excuse me for telling it like it is!
I should have recognized two brown noses when I saw you two!
TR: Jake, you're a riot!
JS: Yea, keep it up and watch me RIOT all over your face!
TR: You need to relax Jake.......
VA: Need to relax!? This NUT needs to be put in an
asylum!
TR" Lewiston all over Blackcat! Copycat yelling out for the
tag! Lewiston runs up to him and CLOCKS him! Copycat falls
to the floor!
JS: What the hell you mean I need to be put in an asylum!?
VA: Never mind! Lewiston with the cover! 1! 2! 3! NO!
Blackcat KICKS OUT at the LAST SECOND! He can't believe
that he was almost pinned! He's arguing with the ref! The
ref warns him!
TR: Copycat tries to come in but Anthony blocks him and is
CLOBBERED! Copycat SLAMS his fist to the back of Anthony's
neck!
VA: Copycat ATTACKS Lewiston from behind! Blackcat with a
savate kick! MISSES and catches Copycat square on the chin
instead!
JS: That's NOT fair! He MOVED!
TR: Did you expect him to just stand there!?
JS: He's SUPPOSED TO!
VA: Copycat staggers back, Lewiston and Anthony are all
OVER Blackcat! The ref seeing the doubleteaming puts a stop
to it!
TR: These two teams have been hammering away at each other
since before the match was officially started!
VA: Copycat takes advantage of the ref's distraction and
dropkicks Anthony! Blackcat with a clothesline sends
Anthony reeling the opposite way Copycat's dropkick sent
him!
JS: He doesn't know whether he's coming or going huh!?
VA: Yae Jake something like that!
TR: Lewiston trying to help his partner but the ref, not
letting him, starts to count! Lewiston goes back to his,
NO! He does a quick U-TURN and rushes to Anthony's aid!
Lewiston grabs Blackcat and suplexes him and commences to
pound away! Copycat and Anthony fall over the top rope and
land on the hard floor! Copycat knocks Paul Kramer out of
his chair and grabs it, he's about to use it on Anthony but
the ref grabs it from behind! What the!?
(Cameras pick up a runing figure dressed exactly as
Blackcat! He goes and grabs one of the tag team belts and
while the ref's occupied and his back turned, he jumps into
the ring and FLATTENS Lewiston in the back of the head with
the tag belt......... Lewiston drops like a ton of bricks!)
TR: Did you SEE THAT! That other Blackcat has just FLOORED
Lewiston! The ref turns just as the other Blackcat rolls
out and runs back to the back!
JS: HAHAHAHAHA! Lewiston just got a taste of one of
Blackcat's "nine lives" ahahahahahaha!
TR: Might be so! But was behind that mask!? Is this yet
another member of the Catpack!? Blackcat picks up the
fallen Lewiston and, he HITS the CAT'S MEOW ON LEWISTON!
The ref inches away drops for the count! ONE! TWO! Anthony
gets CLOBBERED with the chair as he momentarily forgot he
was out there with Copycat! THREE! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS!
VA: The Catpack have PULLED a COUP! Using a possible third
member to the pack, they have defeated the Mercenraies and
become the NEW TAG TEAM Champions of the FWF!
JS: Hey king mosabe, who was that masked cat!? AHahahahaha!
Hey maybe he was yet another masked man to invade the FWF!
VA: QUITE! I am just getting word that Jean Rabesque has
COLLAPSED in the locker room! Medicals are tending to him
now, he is unconscious but breathing normal!
JS: Must have heard that the Mercs DROPPED the belts!
VA: Jake! I am serious, do we have a camera there!?
Yea, there he goes running to the back! It'll be a few
minutes folks before we see what is REALLY happening, maybe
JC kicked his butt again! AHAHAHAHAH!
(Cameras zoom in on a crowd of security, concerned
wrestlers and FWF officials..... Medics are placing Jean
Rabesque on a stretcher as the Mercs arrive and get in the
ambulance with their fallen comrade...... The word quickly
spreads that Jean Rabesque has been rushed to the
hospital......)
TR: As you just saw, Jean Rabesque has been rushed to the
hospital after collapsing in his locker room!
JS: YEA! He FAINTED after seeing his Mercs drop the belts!
He must have went into a hissy fit, and the French ticker
said, HEY!
TR: We will keep you informed as to any developments on
Jean Rabesque!
JS: YEA! YEA! BOO HOO! Oh the pain, the horror!
VA: You're SICK Jake, you know that!
JS: Yea, but your momma loves it!
TR: Guys! Can we stick to the program!
JS: PROGRAM THIS! Ya butt tickler! Hey Vic, have ya ever
tossed a salad!? You look like you can toss a mean salad!
VA: (Looks at him strangely and smiles) Why, thank you
Jake! I do love eating salad!
(Jake stares at him for a few seconds and then looks at
Tony, who has realized what Jake was REALLY referring
to..... They both burst into laughter as Vic's smile starts
to dissipate!)
JS: I bet you do Vic! I bet you do!
TR: Tonight's card has certainly been anything but normal!
We have just witnessed the collapse of Jean Rabesque! We
have also seen new tag teams champions getting crowned! The
abduction of Lady V by Roberts!
(Jake begins to whine!)
JS: My Lady V! Where has that bastard taken thee!?
VA: And most importantly, we all saw Jake and HIS MAN give
each other love taps!
JS: Yea! Yea! But I TOOK it like a man! Can you say the
same, ya puke!?
TR: We also saw the FWF clash with the NEH! We SA.......
JS: NO! WHat we SAW, was the NEH kicking ass and taking
names!
VA: NO! What we saw was JC get his ass KICKED and Minion
carrying his unconcious ass out!
TR: HEY! What is it with you too!? This is no laughing
matter, JC has gone out of control and FWF wrestlers and
employees are suffering for it!
JS: HEY! It's not JC's or the NEH's fault that these peons
can't compete at their level! Tough! Can't stand the heat,
stay out of the kitchen!
VA: DId you tell PCS that!?
JS: WHAT the hell are you saying!? That was an ACCIDENT!
VA: SuRe! Sure it was! You're right about JC being a genius
too, has your narrow a.... I mean "BUTT" in a cloud, and
when you come up for air, you wind up in HIS ASS!
(Extends arms out in front of him and apologizes for that)
VA: I'M SORRY! But I just got a little FED UP of JC THIS!
JC THAT! He's NOTHING but a SPOILED LITTLE RUNT! AND HE
WILL GET HIS!
JS: OOOOOOOOOOOWwwwwwwww! Have a HARD-ON for JC, huh!?
Ahahahahahahaha! I bet you saw the pixs of your wife
dancing in one of his clubs! AHahahahahaha!
JS: Don't feel bad, he gave your momma and your papa jobs
also! See he's not as bad as you say he is! He's a
humanitarian!
VA: He's a BUM! A SCUMBAG!
TR: Okay now! Let's leave our personal feelings out of this!
JS: DOn't let JC hear you talking like that!
VA: And what if he does!?
JS: He'll probably FIRED your folks and how will they live
then!? Malec sure as hell won't give them any handouts!
Don't rock the boat, cause JC WILL TOSS you off!
VA: I like to see him try it!
JS: Hey! Keep talking and I can arrange it!
VA: Idle threats from a baffoon!
JS: (Glares at Vic and mockingly gestures with his backhand)
WHY! I oughta!
TR: We will be back, with our next match..... Talented
newcomer Allister Hayze goes against a very determined
Henry Goldwire!
(Scenes of Jean Rabesque being carted away in an abulance
are shown again...... It then fades to Blackcat applying
the Cat's Meow on Lewiston and pinning him for the win and
the tag team titles...... It then fades into a collage of
the previous matches....... We then show a glimpse of the
parking lot again and the final preparations...... Cuts of
Matthews and PCS are also shown as the arrest of Lady V and
the abduction of her by Roberts...... FWF promos are then
shown........ When we fade back, we see a swirl of Hayze
and Goldwire promos and interviews..... They collide and
explode! We then zoom in on the Compaq Center and to the
ring......)
PK: In our next match we will see talent vs determination
as Allister Hayze goes against Henry Goldwire!
(Lights dim as "Mary Jane's Last Dance" by Tom Petty and
the Heartbreakers echoes throughout the center...... A lone
spotlight zooms in on Henry Goldwire as he methodically
makes his way to the ring..... A zoom in shows eyes
focused, his stride revealing the determination with which
Henry Goldwire has hit the ring........ He goes to a
neutral corner as cheers, jeers and even a few catcalls are
yelled out....... "One Vision" by Queen suddenly blares
down and we see a cocky Allister Hayze parades down to the
ring.......)
PK: From Phoeniiiiiiix, AZ, weighing in at 283lbs, 6'7,
Henrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy Goldwiiiiiiiirrrrrrrreeeeeeee!
(Allister Hayze claps mockingly and points to Goldwire who
just glares at Hayze as Hayze prances around, shadow
boxing......)
PK: His opponent here tonight makes his debut and hails
from Memphis Tn, 5'10", 210lbs, Allisttttttttteeeeeerrrr
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEE!
(Hayzes goes ballistic now as he prances and mocks
Goldwire, he comes within inches of Goldwire, but before he
can pull back, Goldwire sends him sprawling to the mat!
Hayze looks shock and anger! He rushes Goldwire, but is
floored again! As Goldwire comes in, he sweeps his legs
from under him and Goldwire lands on his back!
TR: Goldwire flips back up and is met with a Hayze
clothesline! Hayze starts to parade over Goldwire!
VA: Bad mistake! Goldwire brings him down! Goldwire scoops
him up and slams him on the canvas followed by a knee to
the throat area! Hayze rolls around, the ref comes in
between Goldwire and Hayze, warning him about that move!
Look at that glare! Goldwire is deadpan serious!
JS: He better! Age is passing him by!
TR: Hayze gets up holding his throat, he glares back at
Goldwire who motions for him to come on! Hayze rushes
Goldwire, KICKS Goldwire in the groin, A DDT! Hayze goes
for the pin BUT Goldwire kicks out and slams his fist into
Hayze's face! Hayze shakes it off! They LOCK UP! They begin
to roll around the ropes! Goldwires STOPS SHORT and FLIPS
Hayze! Hayze rolls into the ropes and over!
VA: He grabs Goldwire's leg and sends him sprawling to the
mat! Hayze with a few lefts and rights, but Goldwire blocks
some and gets in a few of his own!
TR: Goldwire has stated clearly that he is not to be taken
lightly!
JS: You call him LIGHT!? What are you blind!?
VA: Let's just ignore him Tony! Goldwire with a series of
technical moves on Hayze! Goldwire flips Hyaze over his hip
and follows it with an elbow drop! But Hayze rolls out of
harm's way and Goldwire again drops with an elbow and this
time he CONNECTS!
TR: He's working the younger Hayze over! Ref there to make
sure everything is on the up and up!
JS: AHahahahahahaHA! What a maroon! That ref don't even
know what the hell is an up and up! Much less make sure
that it is! Ahahahahahaha! Spare me the trying to be hip
scene and act your age, you old fogey!
VA: Like I said Tony, let's just ignore him!
JS: Like hell you will!
TR: Hayze getting up, a punch to Goldwire's stomach,
another and Goldwire goes down! Hayze tries to pin him, but
Goldwire kicks out! Hayze not giving him a chance to breath
as he grabs hold of his neck area and applies pressure! He
knows that he will have stay on top of Goldwire!
VA: Goldwire is all business here tonight!
JS: Malec told him, put up or it's goodbye!
TR: Goldwire getting up, but Hayze blocks it by jerking
back on Goldwire's neck! The ref asking Goldwire if he
submits, he grabs his hand and before he can drop it,
Goldwire grabs hold of him and FLINGS him backwards!
VA: Goldwire now commences to get up again, Hayze again
blocks him, BUT Goldwire comes back fighting, an elbow to
Hayze's gut, A DDT! Goldwire, in a flash DDTs Hayze! And
Hayze is out! Goldwire circles around him and drops down
for the pin! 1! 2! 3! NO! Hayze KICKS OUT at 2 3/4! CLOSE!
JS: Hey I saw that ref's hand hit the mat for the three
count! SLOW COUNT! BOOOOOOO!
TR: The ref is doing a superb job here tonight as Goldwire
and Hayze continue to ROCK each other in and outside the
ring!
VA: Hayze still dazed by that DDT!
JS: You can say it Goldwire ROCKED his world!
TR: Goldwire not giving Hayze any chance to shake the
cobwebs! Scoops up Hayze and POWERBOMBS him onto the
canvas! But before he can drop, Hayze rolls out the ring!
But that is SHORTLIVED as Goldwire goes out after him! He
rams Hayze onto the ring apron and rolls him back in! Hayze
continues to roll! And he rolls out the opposite side now!
He glares at Goldwire and a STAREDOWN ensues! The ref in
the middle of the ref, yelling for them to come back in!
They slowly climb up on opposite sides! They continue to
glare at each other, they are NOSE to NOSE! Ref steering
clear as he barks orders at them!
VA: Goldwire flips Hayze over and holds onto his neck! This
match has gone back and forth! Hayze trying to grab the
ropes, but Goldwire just pulls him back and grins his neck
some more!
JS: Man! These two guys are really boring! No blood! No
gore! Send in the NEH to liven things up!
VA: Yea, send in JC's limp body! I am sure that he's still
in lala land!
JS: You better watch your mouth punk!
VA: Yea! Yea!
TR: You have to admit Jake, tonight has not been JC's
night!
VA: Here! Here!
TR: Goldwire picks up the pace now as he rams his knee to
Hayze's backside! Hayze grimaces and grabs for the rope,
but he is too far! He comes to one knee and slowly forces
Goldwire to follow him up!
VA: Hayze still trying to get to the ropes, trying
desperately to break Goldwire's momentum and the death lock
he has on his neck!
JS: (Starts to make snoring noises, he then saids) Lady V,
where has that scroundrel taken my Lady V!
TR: Hayze finally reaches the ropes but Goldwire refuses to
break the hold! The ref commeces to count and Goldwire
finally lets go! Hayze trying to shake it off! But Goldwire
all over Hayze! What the!?
(Cameras pick up Nevada Smith as he comes down to ringside,
he stops at the rail's end and just stares into the ring!
Hayze is the first to see him, Goldwire doesn't even glance
to where Nevada is at, he dropkicks the distracted Hayze
into the corner...... A belly to back suplex and Hayze
falls to the mat..... Goldwire glares at Nevada who glares
right back at him and just as he is about to turn to walk
away, security are around him, someone grabs at him and
Nevada rams his cast arm into their head! A big thud is
heard, he stares at the fallen security and then at the
rest who don't know what to do at this point, Nevada grins
and walks away..... Goldwire goes back to beating on Hayze)
VA: What was that all about!? Nevada coming down and clocks
security after watching Goldwire and Hayze..... Already
he's caused Big Rodge a win over Raekker! I think he's up
to something!
TR: Knowing him, it can be anything and anyone!
VA: Goldwire slugging away at Hayze! Hayze pokes Goldwire's
eyes and dropkicks him! Picks Goldwire up and SLAMS him
down HARD! The cover! 1! 2! 3! NO! ANother KICKOUT by
Goldwire! Hayze pins him again, but this time he doesn't
get a count as Goldwire kicks out again! Hayze can not
believe it! Goldwire gets up, he staggers backward! Hayze
off the top rope, CLOTHESLINE! Goldwire does a 360! Hayze
is pounding away at Goldwire now! Goldwire can only block
off the onslaught, the ref warning Hayze about the close
fist! Goldwire RAMS his fist into Hayze! Once! Twice! Three
TIMES! Hayze backs off, he tries to rool out, but COLLIDES
with the ref and he falls on top of Hayze!
JS: Ahahahahahaha! Pin him ya jerk! Pin the REF!
VA: A lot of good, it'll do him! He has to pin Hayze for
the win and as long as the ref is down and out, he can't
accomplish that! Now can he!?
JS: MAN! SHUT UP! You're STUPID, like Stu down there! Lok
at him! A beached whale! THAR HE BLOWS! Ahahahahaha!
VA: Jake, seek help for what ails ya!
TR: Goldwire grabs the ref and flings him to the side! He
goes for Hayze but Hayze with a series of quick jabs stuns
Goldwire, he falls to one knee and quickly gets back up!
Hayze again with a flurry of quick jabs! BUT, Goldwire
fights back! Goldwire with some vicious chops to Hayze's
chest has Hayze reeling backwards! He bounces off the ropes
and SLAMS into Goldwire! They collide and drop to the mat!
They smallpackage each other and commence to roll around!
Ref Stu trying to avoid them!
(Cameras pick up the action as ref Stu jumps aways from the
rolling Hayze and Goldwire, each trying to get the
upperhand on the other! The action is fast and
furious...... Suddenly Stu is not able to avoid them and is
again knocked on his butt..... Hayze somehow manages to
break free and rolls into a stance and kicks Goldwire, a
vicious savate kick to the chest area...... Goldwire falls
over and lands on his butt, but not for long as we see
Hayze kicks Goldwire onto the mat...... He pins him, but
the dazed Goldwire kicks out..... Hayze commences to punch
Goldwire in the face and chest area, the ref warns him
about the closed fist...... Goldwire rakes Hayze's eyes and
then punches him off him)
TR: Where do these two get the energy!? This has been a
SEE-SAW BATTLE! It can be ANYONE'S battle here tonight!
(Jake again makes mocking snoring noises, he opens his
mouth and Tony pours water into it..... Jake almost chokes,
wide eyed and angry he glares at Vic who is drinking from
his cup........)
VA: What!? Something wrong!? Almost choked on your saliva
there good bubby! Have to be careful how you sleep....
JS: Okay! Okay! That's the way you want to play this! Fine!
Don't bitch when I light your ass on fire, OKAY!
VA: Okee-dokey!
TR: (With a nervous grin, he says) Now, now you two, let's
behave ourselves......
VA: Oh Tony, stuff it partner!
TR: (He stares at Vic and nervously nods) Okee-dokey.....
Goldwire flips Hayze, he smallpackages him but Hayze kicks
out...... A belly to belly suplex and Hayze is down! He
quickly springs back up and is met with a clothesline!
Hayze STAGGERS, Goldwire with a standing dropkick!
VA: Hayze staggers into the ropes! Goldwire a split second
behind him! OH! Hayze GRABS HOLD of Goldwire's head and
RAMS IT into the turnbuckle!
TR: Goldwire staggers backwards but as he does he CLOCKS
Hayze in the side of the head!
JS: AHahahahahAH! KaBOOM! Ahhahahaha!
(Vic and Tony look at him strangely)
JS: WHAT!?
TR: That collision and Lady V have you delirious, are you
okay!? How many fingers I have up!?
JS: How many FIST, (Grimaces and waves his fist threatenly
at both Vic and Tony, they both mockingly back off, with
extended hands in front of them......) YA SEE! Back OFF
Poncho and you TOO Chico!
TR: Hayze and Goldwire entangle once again, punching and
choking each other! Again they try to pin each other, as
they roll around! Goldwire puts his foot on the ringpost
and forces them to stop short and sudden! Hayze's body
jerks from the sudden stop, it recoils him into Goldwire's
fist and he SLAMS it down on Hayze!
JS: Hell! I can stop on a dime and absorb the recoil,
converting it into ACTIIIIIIOOOOONNNNNN!
VA: Yea, whatever!
TR: Hayze commences to kick and punch Goldwire! Goldwire
returns the favor and a SLUGFEST HAS ENSUED! Goldwire and
Hayze POUNDING AWAY at each other! Goldwire scoops Hayze up
and drops him on the canvas, he commences to pound on Hayze!
VA: Hayze fights back and they once again begin to slug it
out! Hayze with a left, Goldwire counters and CLOTHESLINES
Hayze! Hayze ROLLS out but Goldwire follows him and throws
him back in! Goldwire coming in and is met by Hayze, An
elbow to the back of the neck!
TR: Hayze with a DDT! NO! Goldwire somehow blocks it and
flips Hayze over! Hyaze comes back and kicks Goldwire in
the groin, he picks him up! A jacknife! NO! Goldwire HOLDS
ON to Hayze's head and SLAMS him down, A SMALL PACKAGE!
They are now rolling around, Hayze COVERS 1! 2! 3! NO!
Goldwire rolls him over, 1! 2! 3! NO! Hyaze grabbing
Goldwire's trunks, it is now Goldwire's turn to kick out
and he does, but Hayze on top of him, tries to cover him
again 1! 2! KICKOUT! They start rolling around again,
trying to small package each other! Goldwire has a firm
grip on Hayze! Hayze rolls him over! THE COVER! 1! 2! 3!
NO! Goldwire lifts his shoulder up! ANother roll starts
them rolling around in the ring! Hayze on top! NO!
Goldwire's on top!
VA: This is INTENSE! They continue to roll around in the
ring! Hayze again covers, but Goldwire breaks that and
rolls Hayze into another small package!
JS: Hayze tries to kick out, but Goldwire has him tight!
VA: Stu drops to the mat! Goldwire with a firm grip on
Hayze's trunk! He puts his leg out to stop them rolling!
The cover! 1! 2! 3! Goldwire PINS Hayze! Hayze kicks out
but it is too late! Hayze can't believe it! He starts to
argue with the ref!
JS: Punch him out Hayze! He gave you a fast count!
VA: No he didn't! It could've gone either way! My hat's off
to the performance here tonight of Allister Hayze!
TR: Hayze did put up one hell os a fight! He took it to
Goldwire! Goldwire with a stunning win! I tell you this,
watch out for Allister Hayze, he has shown us what's he's
made of here tonight!
JS: Yea, he certainly has shown us a thing or two! Like how
to get pin by an old fogey!
VA: This certainly was a see-saw battle as the tide turned
several times, with each getting the upper hand and losing
it! Hayze is to be commended for his efforts here tonight!
TR: I see a new rising star in the making..... Goldwire
determined to get the nod and he did! A well deserved but
hard fought win for Goldwire!
(Fade to FWF promos and previous matches..... We see
replays of Goldwire and Hayze...... We then fade to scenes
of Wayne Roberts as he comes to Nevada's aid as he was
getting wasted by the NEH..... Fade to Nevada attacking
Roberts...... Fade to Roberts attacking Big Rodge.......
Fade to Lady V first getting arrested and then ABDUCTED by
Wayne Roberts...... Superimposed on this is Minion as he
cuts a path of destruction...... Fade to Minion coming to
JC's rescue....... Fade to Minion clocking Wells after he
attacked JC during the melee in the back....... Fade to
Minion as he with JC in the middle of the ring accepts
membership into the NEH...... Fade to Minion and Big
Rodge...... Fade to BLACK)
(When we fade back in, we are in the middle of the ring as
ring announcer Paul Kramer is about to make the
intros......)
PK: Hell has BROKEEEEEEEEENnnnnn out here tonight! The big
question tonight! Will the NEH bow down to Wayne Roberts
demand and give him a FAIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRrr fight!? Or will
they forsake Lady V's safe return and send in the storm
troopers!?
(The jumbotron comes alive with Wayne Roberts, next to him
is Lady V, tied and gagged..... She struggles to break
free, she kicks at a laughing Roberts, he pushes her down
to the ground and laughs......)
WR: So JC, not only have you gotten your ass kicked several
times here tonight! But you still haven't found Lady V! I'm
coming to beat the living crap out of Minion and you BETTER
not interfere, or Lady V will suffer and painfully at that!
The ball is in my court now!
(Jumbotron fades out and we hear the FWF theme music plays,
the lights dim and the spotlight picks up Wayne Roberts as
he comes down to ringside.....)
PK: From the golden city, Miami, Florida weighing in at 263
at 6'7" Miami's own, the fan favor, WAYNNNNNNEEEEEE
ROBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEERTSSSSSSSSSSS!
(The fans roar! Suddenly the music changes to "Where Boys
Fear to Tread" by Smashing Pumpkins blares throughout the
center, the spotlight picks up Minion as he steadfastly
comes down, not taking his eyes off Roberts who stares at
Minion.....)
PK: From the city that NEVERS SLEEPS, so great they named
it twice, NEW YORK, NEW YORK, weighing in at 235, 6'5",
NEHer, theeeeeeerr MINIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!
(Before the ref and Paul can react, Minion charges and
spears Roberts who was coming toward him, not expecting the
spear by Minion...........)
TR: Minion wasting no time with Roberts as he pu,,els him
to the mat!
JS: KILL HIM MINION! That bum has taken my Lady V! KILL
HIM!
VA: Boy are you obssesssed! Roberts clinging to the ropes
as Minion is all over him! Not giving him a chance to even
breath, much less think!
JS: That's IT! You're da MAN!
VA: I thought Big Rodge was your man! I mean you went HEAD
over HEELS for him earlier..... Hahahahaha!
JS: HA HA! Very funny! Now SHUT UP! I want to hear as
Roberts begs Minion foe mercy! I want to see him squirm!
TR: Roberts with a mulekick and rolls out to get his
breath! Minion infuriated yells for Roberts to come back
in! But Roberts gives him the finger! Minion stares and OH!
What a MOVE! Minion without warning HURLS himself at the
unsuspecting Roberts and CRASHLANDS on him!
JS: That's IT! KILL HIM! But NOT before he tells you
where's my Lady V!
VA: Roberts is OUT! Minion piocks him up and SLAMS him on
the ground! He's pulling the protective mat off the floor!
NO! He picks up Roberts and is about to slam him on the
concrete floor! Ref Stu BLOCKS him from doing it, warning
him!
JS: SLAM HIM INTO THAT IDIOT, He's STU-PID ANYWAY!
VA: Minion THROWS Roberts OVER the top rope and Roberts
hits the mat hard! Minion arguing with Stu! Stu points to
the ring!
JS: GO GIT 'EM! RIP 'EM UP!
TR: Minion climbing back into the ring, but Roberts
clobbers him and his head hits the ring apron as he goes
down! Roberts kicks Minion in the back of the head!
JS: WAKE UP STU-PID! DQ that PUNK!
VA: Minion shaking the aftershocks of that attack, and as
Roberts goes to kick him again, he grabs Roberts' leg and
drags him out! A DONNYBROOK ensues! Lefts and RIGHTS are
FLYING!
TR: Roberts not backing down! But Minion is much too
agressive for Roberts and he goes DOWN!
JS: That's it! Stomp the snot out of that punk! LADY V!
LADY V! COME ON FOLKS! LADY V! LADY V!
VA: A man and his obsessions! Roberts gets dumped into the
ring, Minion follows him in quickly and continues to punish
Roberts! Minion slowly becoming the most hated member of
the NEH! As far as heels goes, he's KING!
JS: You can bet your momma's sweet old ass he is! ANd
Roberts is getting a little taste of it!
TR: Minion has not given Roberts much breathing room here
tonight!
JS: RIP 'Em Minion!
TR: The NEH has steered clear of this match so far, Roberts
earlier in the card came down and attacked Big Rodge and
had Lady abducted in the process.....
JS: You forgot to mention he had help! Namely that turncoat
Nevada! It's good that they broke his arm!
VA: The jury is still out on that one! Nevada did indeed
come down, and in a sense caused Rodge the match as the ref
thought Nevada came down to interfere on Big rodge's behalf!
JS: Stu-pid id dumber than I thought if he believed that
bull....
TR: Roberts coming back as he kicks Minion on the knee! The
fans yelling encouragement to Roberts!
JS: BOOOO BOOOOO!
VA: The fans hate Minion as much as they like Roberts!
And they have made that known here tonight.... Roberts with
a belly to belly and a pin, 1! Minion kicks out with
authority! They lock up, jockeying for postion as they go
back and forward..... Minion out of nowhere, comes and
flips Roberts, who rolls halfway across the ring.....
Roberts loves the fans and he thrills them everytime he is
out here.....
JS: Goes to show what you know, they just love to see the
NEH beast Minion come out here and have a snack! namely
Roberts! KILL HIM Minion! TEAR HIM APART!
TR: Roberts charges Minion, who sidesteps and slams Roberts
with a backhand to the neck! And as Roberts bounces off the
ropes, he DROPKICKS back into it!
JS: That's it! Beat him like he owes you money! In fact
beat him like he took your most priced possession! WHERE'S
LADY V, YER BASTARD!
VA: Still upset huh!? Hahahahaha!
TR: Minion goes to the top rope and comes down with a
flying plancha! The COVER, 1! 2! NO! Roberts grabs hold of
the ropes! Minion slams his head on the matfloor and scoops
him up and SLAMS hium down! He scoops him up again and this
time he slams him into the ringpost!
JS: BOING! BOING! Ahahahahaha! AHahahahaha!
VA: Minion wraps Roberts' leg around the ring and post,
goes to the opposite corner, CHARGES and OH! He SPEARS
Roberts!
JS: AHahahaha! Did anyone get the number of that MACK truck
that run Roberts over!? I did! Ahahahahaha!
VA: Roberts comes crumbling down to the mat! Stu there to
check on him and is PUSHED back by Minion! He in turn grabs
and spins Minion, warning him! Minion just stares! He then
turns and goes back to working Roberts over!
TR: Minion like a man on a mission!
JS: A NEH mission! Find Lady V! Lady V! Lady V! Come guys,
let's all chant! Lady V! Lady V!
VA: STUFF IT Jake!
TR: So far Roberts has gotten his wish and the NEH has
stayed away.... But if he's going to win here tonight, he
will have to somehow overcome Minion's vicious attacks......
VA: Looks like Lady V means nothing to JC! LOOK!
(Cameras pick up the two masked men, they slowly start to
make their way down to ringside, bamboo canes in their
hands, and in robes...... As they near the ring, Roberts is
the first to see them...... He yells and points out to
them....... Stu looks surprise as well as Minion.....
The match continues with Roberts getting distracted now by
the presence of the masked men....... Whenever the ref's
back is turn, they try to trip Roberts with those
canes..... Minion looks on strangely, not knowing what to
make of the masked men......... Suddenly, Big Rodge comes
running down, he doesn't look none to happy....... Behind
him is JC, who stands at the rampway......)
TR: Big Rodge spins one of the masked men around, he starts
to argue with him!? What's going on here!? Big rodge is
actually YELLING and PUSHING one of the masked men! Are we
witnessing desension among the ranks of the NEH!?
JS: The masked man facing Big Rodge points to the
jumbotron, it come alive, it's the masked men! They're TIED
UP! Then who are THOSE TWO! A voice is heard, "SURPRISE"!
And he CLOCKS Big Rodge with the cane! He is beating him
senseless! HEY! I SAW A CAST! THAT'S NE........
JS: YOU TREACHEROUS BASTARD! YOU ARE DEAD! A DEAD MAN
WALKING!
VA: Hahahahaha! It certainly is Nevada Smith, guess payback
is hell huh Jake!?
JS: Man! Shut up before I bitch slap you!
TR: JC is about to come down but! That's DANNY DIAPPER! He
SPINS JC around and is pounding his finger on JC's chest!
JC just laughs, Diapper PUNCHES JC! JC just laughs!
JC: Is that all you got PUNK!
TR: JC PUSHES Danny Diapper and Diapper hits the makeshift
speakers and OH! NO!
JS: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Someone CALL 911!
VA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Once again JC gets CLOCKED!
(Cameras zoom in as JC pushes Diapper into the makeshift
speakers near the ramp, as he smashes into it, the pole
tumbles over and crashes on top of JC! The fans are
cheering Diapper on, they hand him cups and bottles!
Diapper still dazed, shaes it off and seeing JC laid out,
commences to kick him until security comes down as well as
medics.....)
VA: That JC is a JERK! Good for his butt! Every dog has his
day JC!
JS: SHUT UP! (Places his hands on his head and whimpers, VA
bursts out laughing......)
TR: Minion tossed to the ropes, WHAT!? The other masked man
has just CLOCKED Minion! Stu not there to see it as he is
busy trying to get Nevada off Big Rodge, Minion is DOWN!
Roberts stares at what is transpiring outside, he sees
Nevada as he takes the mask off and robe off and dumps them
on top of a fallen Big Rodge! Nevada pushes Stu back toward
the ring, the oher masked man viciously pounding away on a
fallen Minion, Roberts not knowing what to make of all this
keeps his distance! Stu enters the ring as the masked man
jumps out! He stares at Roberts and points to Minion! He's
telling him to pin him!
VA: Roberts stares at him and then at Nevada! He looks at
Minion and shrugs! An ELBOW DROP! The cover, 1! 2! 3!
JS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
VA: ROBERTS WINS! Again Nevada has caused a member of the
NEH to lose! He first caused Rodge to be DQed and now he
and....... THAT'S CZAR! Czar was the other masked men! I
thought he was on the disabled list!
JS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You treacherous bastards will
PAID!
TR: Czar taking his masked off at Stu's three count!
Roberts still staring at both Nevada and Czar, as they
climb into the ring...... He backs away as Nevada points to
him with the bamboo cane, he's asking for a mike.....
NS: Back the hell up Roberts! I didn't come here to save
your ass, nor did I come here to make up with ya! JC, life
can be a mother! I told your ass to stay the hell away from
me! But noooooooo! You chose to make an ass out of yourself
and look what it got you here tonight! Danny CLOCKED your
ass! This is just the beginning of your end JC, YOURS and
the NEH! I am going to use one of those phrases you're so
fond of! "Look to the east and then the north, a storm
approaches and it approaches for YOU!
(He points towards the ramp area, where four huge and
massive men appear, as the cameras zoom in, we see that
they are........)
TR: HEY! Those are........ That's Nemesis Enforcer and
KONN, HAVOC and KAOS! Lord Dread's WARLORDS! What is GOING
ON HERE!?
JS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!
NS: That's RIGHT JC! Hell is about to hold session! You
screwed around with the wrong people and now you have to
paid, BIG TIME!
(He drops the mike to the ground and starts to walk away
along with Czar, the crowd is baffled as they just stare at
Czar and Nevada walking toward the ramp...... They embrace
and all six walk away.....)
TR: What was that all about!? Are they here to wrestle!? Or
are they here to watch Nevada's back!? Havoc is the father
of Czar, both he and Kaos, Warlords of the Apocalypse! Is
this a sign of things to come!?
JS: I bet that old geezer is behind all this!
VA: Which old geezer is that!?
JS: There's only one old geezer, LORD DREAD!
TR: Well, I don't know Jake! Maybe, maybe not!
JS: Just look at the facts man! This card is his baby,
isn't it!? Need I say more!?
TR: Tonight has certainly been an evening where strange
occurrences have happened..... But you certainly can not
accuse Lord Dread of it! Where's your proof!?
JS: PROOF!? I don't need no stinky "proof"! I KNOW!
VA: Face it JACKO! Tonight will be a night that JC will
forever remember! That is, if he ever WAKES up! Hahahahaha!
JS: HA-HA, very funny! I've GOT YOUR number!
VA: Of course you do! Of course you do! Hahahahaha!
("Ghost Of Tom Joad" by Rage Against The Machine begins to
blare, the lights dim and the spotlights pick up D-XXX
members Sean Edmunds and Jared Wells parade down to the
ring...... They electrify the fans...... Climbing into the
ring, they prance around.......Edmunds is wearing a VERY
revealing outfit.... THONGS w/ the ass showing, split down
on the legs.. Wells is wearing the D-XXX shirt that says,
"If the hat fits, WEAR IT" They begin to girate at
the fans......
PK: TONIGHT! D-XXX VERSUS Kindred Souls in a NO DQ! FALLS
count ANYWHERE! To my right, weighing in at 228lbs 6 feet,
the last WWL champion, the "Sex Machine" SEANNNNNNNNN
EDMUNDSSSSSSS! (Edmunds parades around showing off his WWL
championship belt......)PK: His partner tonight, he hails
from Miami Fl! Weighing in at 243lbs and at a height of
6'3", Rage 'O FIRRREEEEEE!JARRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD
WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!
(The fans react as Wells parades around the ring...... The
center becomes dark..... "Kill the president" by the
Offspring plays...... Rushing to the ring is FWF Cable TV
Champion Noble Kale, close behind him is ISZ..... They
waste no time and attack D-XXX! Paul just hurls himself out
of harm's way...... Isz has Edmunds in the corner and is
punching him senseless...... Wells has Noble Kale in the
middle of the ring and is choking him..... Edmunds spins
Isz into the corner and commences to hammer him with lefts
and rights..... Kale sees this and tries to help Isz, but
gets dropkicked in the back by Wells! Wells then begins to
stomp on him...... He picks him up and flips him over his
hip..... Isz is limp in the corner as Edmunds doesn't let
up! He girates but Isz pokes him in the eyes and
clothelines him! Wells rushes Isz and is clothesline also!
Kale grabs Wells and tosses him outside the ring.... Now
both Kale and Isz savagely attack Sean Edmunds! They pound
him into the mat and then commence to kick him! Wells rolls
back in and clocks first Kale and then Isz! Edmunds spears
Kale and they both fall out to the floor! Wells DDTS Isz
and covers him..... At the two count Isz kicks out and
rakes Wells' eyes! He then commences to choke and punch
him! Kale manages to get the upper hand on Edmunds and he
rocks him with a hrad right to the chin! He then wraps
Edmunds up with the cables and hits him with the TV
title..... Edmunds goes down and Kale pins him! Wells comes
flying from inside the ring and lands on Kale! Kale grabs
hold og his head and grimaces! Isz follows suit and lands
on Wells and Edmunds.....)
TR: This has been fast paced and furious as these two rival
teams try to take each other APART! Kale grabs Wells by the
hair and RAMS his head onto the time keeper's table! Isz
kicking Edmunds back to the floor! Stu there to check on
the action! remember, this is a NO DQ! ANYTHING GOES MATCH!
VA: Edmunds kicks Isz in the face as he went for Edmunds!
Kale trhows Wells into the guardrailing and scoops him and
tosses him over it now!
TR: You're awfully quiet Jake! You okay!? Jake!? Jake!?
JS: You seen one brawl, you've seen them all!
TR: Edmunds pounding away at Isz, here comes Kale and he
grabs Edmunds by his locks and FLINGS him to the floor!
Wells with a knee to Kale's lower back! Isz CLOCKS Wells!
Edmunds CLOTHESLINES Isz and he does a 360! Kale sweeps
Edmunds legs from under him and Edmunds land on ther floor!
Wells is being pounced on now by both Kale and Isz! Here
comes Edmunds but Kale saw him coming and FLOORS him with a
savate kick! Isz grabs hold of a chair and SLAMS it down on
the fallen Edmunds! He then hits Wells with the chair and
they are both down!
VA: Kale taking hold of Edmunds and he THROWS him over the
railing! He grabs a fan's cup and pours its contents on
Edmunds' face! He is now ramming his head into the chairs!
TR: Isz not faring as well as Wells SLAMS him into a
cameraman! He hits the camera's lens and snaps his neck
backwards! CLOTHESLINE! Wells clotheslineS Isz over the
railing and jumps over himself! He has Isz by the throat!
Stu over to survey the damage! Here comes Kale and he SLAMS
himself into Wells' back! Wells falls over Isz! Kale
commences to stomp on him! Isz is desperately trying to
advoid Kale's vicious kicks!
JS: He does that with such finest!
VA: Does what!?
JS: Those mule kicks!
TR: Edmunds staggers to where Kale and Isz are! He CLOCKS
Kale in the back of the head BUT, Isz grabs his head and
rams it into a chair! Wells KICKS Kale and Kale goes DOWN!
VA: LOOK OUT! Edmunds SLAMS Isz into the wall in back of
the railing! They're heading towards the concession stands
and Edmunds THROWS Isz into the tee-shirts! There's
tee-shirts all over the floor! Edmunds CHOKING Isz with one
of the tee-shirts! Here comes Kale, BUT he's STOP dead in
his tracks by Wells! Wells stomping on Isz! Edmunds still
choking him! Stu goes and asks Isz is he's had enough!
Isz grabs hold of him and he SLAMS him into Edmunds! Wells
intensifies the stomping! Kale out of nowhere POUNCES on
Wells!
TR: They're near the Coke Cola drinks stands and Kale
TOSSES Wells into the giant ice barrel! Kale slips on the
ice and hits his head! Wells trying to get out but Isz is
there to punch him back in! Edmunds KICKS him in the side
and Isz drops down to the floor! Edmunds helps Wells out of
the ice barrel and they turn it over on Isz! Here comes
Kale and he CLOCKS Wells with a beer stein! Edmunds KICKS
AND DDTS KALE! Stu over to count! 1! 2! KALE KICKS OUT! Isx
comes flying into Edmunds and breaks the count!
VA: Isz and Kale double teaming Edmunds! Wells still down!
TR: Isz scoops up Edmunds, Kale directing traffic! He SLAMS
him on top of some fans! OH! There's bodies ALL OVER!
Security coming between the fans and D-XX and Kindred Souls!
JS: Ahahahaha! Serves their asses right!
VA: Folks, we have just been informed that Lady V has been
FOUND! She was rescued from the LOCKED Locker in the back
by security who heard her pounding on the inside!
JS: What! my Lady V has BEEN FOUND!?
(We hear a scuffle as Jake drops his mike and rushes
towards the back..... Vic and Tony laugh as he almost
collides with a cameraman, he trips but doen't miss a beat
as he quickly scurries off the floor and continues to the
back.......)
VA: I bet that gave him a rush!
TR: What you mean!?
VA: Well she was found in a locked locker, BUT! It wasn't
in the back! It was in a Square D employee's locker across
the street and it was over 30 minutes ago!
(Vic breaks into laughter, Tony laughs also and imagines
Jake and laughs even harder......)
TR: Boy is he going to be PISSED!
VA: Who cares! I finally got him!
TR: That you did! That you did! And so is Kale as Wells
BUMRUSHES him into a retaining wall! Kale lies limp! Wells
with a series of calculated kicks to the head!
VA: Here comes Isz with Edmunds close behind him! He
PUNCHES Isz in the stomach! Isz turns around and LANDS a
HAYMAKER! Ooooohhhhhhhh! Edmunds STOPS DEAD in his tracks!
Isz covers! 1! 2! 3! NO! Wells FLIES in with an elbow to
Isz' neck! Kale throwing some water in his face! Shakes it
off and grabs a chair! He THROWS IT! OH MY GOD!
TR: He CAUGHT Wells in the small of his back! And Wells is
DOWN! Isz is NAILED and DRILLED by Edmunds! The COVER! 1!
2! OH! Kale KICKS him off Isz! He grabs another chair and
starts to SLAM it down on Edmunds! Isz starts to kick
Edmunds! Here comes Wells! He has a BROOM stick! He SLAMS
it into Kale! Another and ANOTHER! Isz tries to STOP him
and has the stick RAMMED into his throat! Edmunds still
down! But Wells making up for lost time as he HAMMERS both
Kale and Isz with that broom stick! Stu saying something to
him! Wells waves the stick threatenly at Stu! Stay clear
Stu! After all it's a NO DQ! Anything GOES match!
VA: And that it has been Tony! These two teams have ignited
the Compaq Center here tonight! The fans are in a frenzy as
several of them experienced the sheer raw power that is
being used by those four!
TR: I wonder what happen to Jake!? Probably running around
opening each and every locker within reach!
(They both laugh)
VA: Wells continues to beat Kale and Isz with that
broomstick! He BREAKS it over them! Here comes Edmunds! He
has a BEER BARREL! He OH! He DUNKS it over Isz and KICKS
him into the wall! Kale turns and is DROPKICKED by EDMUNDS!
Wells COVERS him! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! Kale KICKS OUT!
Edmunds ALL OVER Isz, who still has the barrel over his
head! Kale trying to focus! But Wells not giving him the
chance! Wells POWERBOMBS KALE! He grabs some cables and
starts to CHOKE Kale! Kale trying to fight it off!
TR: Edmunds is SLAMMING Isz into a wall! He DROPS and ROLLS
with Edmunds kicking the barrel! He grabs Isz' legs and
DRAGS him OUT! He COVERS HIM! AT the SAME time Wells COVERS
Kale! Stu doesn't know what to do! HEY! Here COMES the
CATPACK! They start to beat ALL FOUR MEN! Stu is PUSHED
down by the second BLACKCAT! Copycat is there with TWO
BLACKCATS! It's THREE AGAINST FOUR! The NEWLY CROWNED Tag
team CHAMPS and another Blackcat lookalike have rushed down
and joined the fracas!
VA: Wells DROPKICKS Kale into COPYCAT! Edmunds has a chair
and he SLAMS Isz and the two Blackcats with it! Here COMES
MATTHEWS! He has A WEIGHT LIFTER'S BELT! He WHIPS Kale and
Copycat! Wells Throws Isz into Matthews' direction! He
DROPKICKS Isz and Isz GOES OVER the railing! The two
Blackcats are being PUMMELED on by Edmunds and that chair!
Matthews WAILING ALL FIVE WITH THAT BELT! Wells DROPKICKS
Copycat! He CLOTHESLINES one of the Blackcats! Stu has seen
ENOUGH! He's CALLING fot the bell!
(Stu asks for a mike)
STU! I am calling this a NO CONTEST! Due to OUTSIDE
inteference! This match has gotten WAY OUT OF CONTROL!
(Security is seen as it swarms down to the ring, Houston
Police are also coming down..... Lord Dread and several FWF
officials are seen coming down also..... After everyone is
separated, he asks for the mike......)
LD: Stu, as ref in charge of this match, you have made a
decision and I will abide by it! Never have I thought I
would see the day that a NO DQ! ANYTHING GOES match would
end like this! And it shall NOT! I am asking that the head
promoting executives sign a CAGED match between the
Catpack! D-XXX! And Kindred Souls! The rules shall be
simple! Inside this cage! They will be LOCKED! No way IN!
No way OUT! The ring will be reinforced with FWF wrestlers!
This match will end when there is ONLY ONE SURVIVOR! Now I
alone can not guarantee that this match will take place! I
will do everything in my power to see that it does take
place! Security please ESCORT these gentlemen out of the
Center! Make sure that they LEAVE the PREMISES! Use
WHATEVER FORCE you DEEM necessary!
(Security and Houston Police escort all participants of the
melee out! They kick and yell at Lord Dread! Lord Dread
just GLARES..... A sinister smirk crosses his lips..... The
fans are dumbfounded..... As we zoom in on Vic and Tony!
Their shocked faces saids it all..... Lord Dread walks to a
hail of boos, jeers and cheers, several fans begin to chant
his name.....)
TR: What a SHOCKER! Lord Dread taking the bull by the horns
and asks that the excutive committee sign this match! Can
you imagine the carnage a match like that would produce!?
VA: That's a suicide match Tony! There will be NO winners
there!
(Cameras pick up a fuming Jake Shades as he heads towards
the announcer's table..... He glares into Vic's face! He is
nose to nose with a laughing Vic.....)
VC: Did you find your Lady V!?
JS: TOO LITTLE! TOO LATE! Like 30 MINUTES LATE!
(Tony busrts out laughing as does Vic..... Jake goes into a
rage, kicking and throwing papers around..... Cameras fade
and zoom in on the Square D parking lot across the street
from the Compaq Center..... A voice thunders out.....)
VO: CRY HAVOC AND CUT LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR!
(The jumbotron inside the Center flashes cuts of the next
participants, KK/Maelstrom and the NEH's masked men.....
(Cameras focus on a FWF conference, zoom in on a table
where the FWF officials are at one end, Maelstrom and King
Krusher are in the middle, and JC and the masked men are at
the other end)
LD: Gentlemen, we are here to sign an UNSANCTIONED match
between King Krusher/Maelstrom versus the NEH's masked
men....... Let it be known by all parties involved that the
FWF in any way, shape or form will be held accountable for
this match....... Should any or all parties become injured
or severely hurt, the FWF will NOT be liable for any end
results hereafter.... (JC interupts)
JC: Old MAN, get to the point!
LD: (Glares at JC) The point is Mr JC, that the ONLY thing
the FWF will supply is COVERAGE! Is that simple enough for
you?
JC: (Laughs) In other words what the FWF is REALLY trying
to say, is that when KK and Maelstrom get their asses
handed to them, they have no shoulder to cry on........ You
don't want to take responsibilty for the ass whipping they
are about to partake in, but yet you want to cover the
event..... Go figure!
LD: Whatever JC, now gentlemen, if we are all in agreement,
the contract and other legal documents are being passed,
please sign them in the appropiate areas and we will
commence with this match!
(All parties involved pass and sign the documents, the
flashes of cameras taking pictures of this historical
event, no sooner than the documents are handed to LD, than
JC signals, and the masked men attack Maelstrom and KK! A
vicious battle ensues as JC laughs, Maelstrom sends one of
the masked men, hurling into JC, JC flies off the makeshift
stage...... KK smashes the other masked men into the table,
why Maelstrom goes for his patented move, but before he
could apply it, he is stopped short by the rest of the NEH!
LD approaches JC, who glares with a sneer dead into LD's
eyes, Malec and Lebron are yelling at JC...... Moments pass
before security comes down and tries to break up the
meelee....... Cameras fade off)
(When we fade back in, we are in a Square D parking lot,
across the street of the Compaq Center, condoned off by
extra fences and extra security....... Several cars can be
seen here and there, a few dumpsters here and there..... In
the middle, we see FWF ring announcer Paul Kramer)
PK: LADIIIIIIIIIIIEEEESSS and GENTLEMEEEEEEEEENNNN! For the
first time EVER! The FWF will present its first and
hopefully its last UNSANCTIONED EVENT! A match that will be
written in the annuals of wrestling as the clash of TITANS!
I am compel to say that this match is neither condone nor
condemned by the FWF! It has been understood by all parties
involved that they hold FULL RESPONSIBILITY for whatever
may happen! Tonight we will see in a NO DQ! DOWN and DIRTY
PARKING LOT BRAWL! KING KRUSHER, MAELSTROM, BITTER ENEMIES
who found a much bitter enemy in the NEH's MASKED MEN!
Ladies and gentlemen, coming into the parking lot, here is,
the ONE, the ONLY KINGGGGGGGGG KRUSHEEEEEEEEEEERrrrrr!
(KK is shown wearing black tights, the crowds let out a
roar as he makes his way to the middle of the lot.......)
PK: His partner for this evenings brutality will be arch
rival, MAELSTROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm! For tonite only,
they will put aside their differences and take on the
masked men of the NEH!
(Crowd goes ballistic as Maelstrom arrives, Cameras
suddenly zoom in on Jake Shades, Victor Avalrez and Tony
Ross, as they are inside the parking lot minus their
commentator's table) CONTINUED
TR: This is certainly a change from the norml, here we are
in the middle of a Square D parking lot, about to witness
brutality at its most brutal as King Krusher teams up with
Maelstrom to take it to the NEH!
JS: You mean the NEH is going to hand them their dumb asses
in a paper bag, a itty bitty paper bag! I KNOW who the
MASSKED MEN are! And believe me, you don't want to know!
VA: That's because you DON'T KNOW! JC has kept that secret,
he has even refused to allow them to sign their names to
the contracts and other legal papers!
JS: Hahahaha! That JC is one smooth dude! He has them
signed the contracts masked man NO 1 and masked man NO 2!
And to throw his tracks, he had the entire NEH come down
and beat KK and Maelstrom! By the time the FWF officials
realized what he did, it was too late!
TR: I understand Lord Dread came down heavy on him for that!
JS: Man! Dread better watch out, he doesn't have his little
Warlords around to protect him from JC's wrath!
VA: That little runt is all talk!
TR: Well he has done everything he said he was going to do,
so he may be all talk, but he does hold true to his word!
JS: MY MAN JC!
(TR interupts Jake as he points out to the NEH masked men,
they come running down from opposite sides of the parking
lot, trying to outflank KK and Maelstrom)
TR: LOOK! The masked men are all over KK and Maelstrom, KK
kicks one of the masked men in the groin, Maelstrom
bodyslams the other!
VA: Looks like things didn't work out as JC planned huh
Jake!
JS: SHUT UP! It's all too complicated for your little pea
brain to comprenhend the sheer genius of the man!
VA: Damn Jake, he must have either threatened your bald
head or paid you top dollar to come out here and promote
him! One of the masked man has Maelstrom by the neck and is
POUNDING his face RAW!
TR: KK is fairing no better as he is being stomped into the
underside of a dumpster!
JS: What I told you! #1 and #2 are here to take and break
that myth about KK and Maelstrom!
VA: Which myth is that?
TR: KK tries to thwart off the attack, he brings down the
dumpster's lid on top of the masked man's head! But is
ponced on by the second masked man!
TR: Maelstrom shaking the cobwebs after being hurled onto
the roof of a car! He throws himself on top of all three
and they collide with the dumpster, Maelstrom is all over
one of the masked man, KK picks the other up and bodily
tosses him into the dumpster!
JS: HEY REF! What the hell are you there for?
VA: He's there jsut to count three when KK and Maelstrom
defeat the NEH!
JS: In a pig's eye you fool! Can't you see that they are
being given a false sense of security? Boy are you dumb!
TR: Maelstrom and KK pounding away at the NEH's masked men!
JS: Call them number one and number two like JC wants them
called!
VA: Call them anything you want Tony!
JS: OOOOOOhhhhh! Did the masked men deflowered your little
pretty!
VA: Very funny! Why do they have to waer masks? What are
they hiding?
JS: Hahahahaha! It's getting to you too huh? Like I said JC
is a master when it comes to mind games!
TR: That may be, but his men are taking a vicious pounding
here as Maelstrom and KK slam both masked men onto cars,
they have dented the hoods! Hey Jake, isn't that your
rented Yugo?
VA: Hahahahahaha! It certainly is and knowing how cheap
Jake is, he probably by passed the insurance!
JS: A lot you know, those cars were placed there on
purpose!
TR: Maelstrom raking the masked face of whoever he is into
the re-enforced fence in front of the crowd that has
gathered since this morning at this parking lot! They are
screaming for blood, NEH blood!
VA: Houston police has been called to control the crowd and
to keep these four madmen contained within the confines of
the lot!
JS: Hahahahahahhh! One of Houston's finest has just met one
of the NEH's baddest! He is out COLD!
TR: It seems that one of Houston's finest got a little to
close to the meelee and got clocked for his troubles!
JS: Goes to show you just what Houston is all about!
VA: Meaning what?
JS: You'll see! You country moron!
VA: KK goes flying into Maelstrom as he is kicked in the
back of the head, the chain reaction causes Maelstrom to
release his hold on the masked man!
JS: Like it was hurting him, the masked cushioned the
blunt! That Maelstrom sure is dumb!
VA: Bet you wouldn't say that to his face!
JS: Bring him here!
TR: One of the masked men has a garbage can, he RAMS it
upside KK's head and KK goes down, He goes after Maelstrom
and CLOCKS him also!
JS: WAY TO GO GUYS! Way to go! Beat them like they owe you
BIG TIME!
VA: This has become an all out war between these four! They
have viciously pounded away on each and continue to
intensify that pace!
JS: The guys are just warming up!
JS: They have just begun to fight! I bet those schumks
inside the Compaq Center are pissed, missing this action!
Those cameras are not the same! But then again we all can't
be privy to history!
VA: OOOOOHHHHHHHH! Maelstrom has just gotten DOUBLETEAMED!
He is SLAMMED into the side of a dumpster! ere comes one of
the masked men, and he OH NO! He SPEARS Maelstrom almost
limped body back onto the side of the dumpster, KK tries to
help out, but is KICKED in the face for his efforts! The
NEH masked men are turning up the heat here as they
continuously beat on KK and Maelstrom!
TR: The ref, trying to block the masked men from further
punishing Maelstrom and KK, and he is PUSHED onto the
ground!
JS: HAHAHAHA! Next time you'll know better!
VA: He can easily DQ them for that!
JS: OOOOOOOOHHHHH REALLLLYYYYYYYY!
VA: YES! REALLY! He gets back and is warning the masked
men, but they just laugh in his face and TOSS him inside
the DUMPSTER!
TR: This has really gotten instense and out of control now!
The masked men are using everything they can get their
hands on to beat KK and Maelstrom with!
JS: HAHAHAHA! And the sad thing about it, the FWF CAN'T do
ANYTHING about it! It's an UNSANCTIONED MATCH!
TR: Well I am sure that the Houston Police will keep things
under control!
JS: Yeah RIGHT! After what happened to one of their own, I
don't think they are all too eager to keep order!
VA: Maelstrom rams his knee into the groin area of one of
the masked men! But is met with a kick to the back of his
head! He is being bent backwards! KK grabs hold of the
masked man and slams him backwards to the hard concrete!
But no sooner does that one fall than the other is all over
KK and Maelstrom!
JS: Hey those masked men have come with a mission! And that
mission is to DESTROY KK and Maelstrom!
VA: KK and Maelstrom now pounding on the masked men, they
SMASHED them into each other! KK trying to take the mask
off but is kicked in the family jewels! Maelstrom kicking
his opponent down to the ground! KK isn't fairing as well,
as he is clotheslined to the concrete ground! He is now
being stomped on! Maelstrom slams his masked man to the
side of a wall! He slams him again and again until his body
goes limp!
JS: He's just playing oppossum! Get UP you fool!
VA: A little worried Jake? Hahahahaha!
JS: Why should I be? I was speaking to the ref! Look at
him, laying flat on his ass!
TR: KK just smashed one of the masked men's arm with the
lid of that dumpster, he is now kicking and punching him,
he's setting his up for his patented SPINEBUSTER!
JS: That's what you THINK! WAY TO GO!
TR: The other masked men comes out of nowhere and knees KK
in the small of his back! He goes down hard, both masked
men are now laying on top of him, they are calling for the
TR: For the ref to make the three count, 1, 2! That's all
Maelstrom is giving them as he smashes a trash can on top
of them, he is swinging it like a bat!
VA: But he get tackled from underneath and from above! The
trash can goes flying! KK joining the meelee now as he
knees one of the masked men in the head and sends him
sprawling to the ground!
VA: They are both doubleteaming the other masked man and
they are going to town on him!
TR: It is shortlived as the other masked man has a 2x4 and
slams first KK and then Maelstrom, the ref tries to
intercede and is kicked for his efforts! The other masked
man manhandles the ref as if he was a rag doll! Maelstrom
blocks off another blow but is punched in the head by the
other masked man! KK goes behind the 2x4 wielding masked
man and CLOCKS him dead center, the 2x4 lands in
Maelstrom's hand who in the same motion slams it into the
gut of, this is getting confusing! I mean how do you tell
them apart? They are wearing the same tights as KK, HEAD to
TOE!
JS: HAHAHAHA! It gets even more confusing!
VA: Sure it does!
JS: Just wait you country hick!
VA: The ref has been little or no help in this match and we
still have the FWF FRONTIER title match between champion
PCS and number one contender Billy Matthews!
JS: My man PCS is gonna beat the tar out of lil Billy!
TR: I don't know, Matthews has that determined look and
with D-XXX behind him, who knows!
JS: Yeah! That's right! Who knows? The shadow knows and
that moron isn't talking!
VA: No TV Jake?
JS: No! Your wife kept me up all night, giving my Cadillac
a lube job!
TR: Now, now boys! Let's pay attention here, cause this
battle is heading our way!
(Cameras show all four combatants within inches of JS, VA
and TR....... All three head for the hills as Maelstrom
collides with one of the cameras, one of the masked man in
toll..... KK and the other masked man are locked in a
vicious exchange of lefts and rights..... Maelstrom tries
to grab the masked off and is kicked in the groin, and then
punched in the face as he bends over...... Our cameras pick
up a figure, with a stick behind a dumpster)
TR: What the? Hey! Isn't that JC?
JS: (Acts surprised) What? Where? I don't see anyone!
VA: Are you blind man? LOOK!
TR: Meanwhile Maelstrom is wailing on the one he's got!
What the?
JS: HAHAHAHAHA! What a MAROOOOONNNN! KK didn't even know
what hit him!
(Cameras show JC coming from behind and smashing that
bamboo cane over KK's head 3 times in rapid session!
(The ref is too busy trying to contain Maelstrom, his back
is turned as.......)
TR: LOOK! THE MASKED MAN IS TAKING HIS MASKED OFF!
VA: IT'S! IT'S KRAVEN! ONE OF THE MASKED MEN IS KRAVEN!
JS: HAHAHAHAHA! You ain't seen nothing yet!
TR: Never would I have believed it! What the!? He's putting
the mask on a unconscious KK and with that mask KK looks
like one of the masked men!
JS: Get the picture now CHUMPS!?
VA: Maelstrom kicks the other masked man and he rolls away
as if on cue! Maelstrom is INCENSED! He is looking around
for any of the masked men! OH NO! He sees KK, but to
Maelstrom, he's one of the masked men!
TR: OH! NO! He put the MASKED KK in the MORTAL SIN!
JS: Hahahaha! So much for that union!
TR: Maelstrom is putting his all into it! The other masked
man is telling the ref to look at Maelstrom!
VA: The ref runs over and says something to the masked KK,
he grabs his hand, ONCE! TWICE! THREE TIME! Three times he
lifts KK's hand and THREE TIMES, it falls limp! He's
calling for the bell! Maelstrom holds on for a little
longer!
JS: Look behind you, you tree swinging ape!
TR: JC and Kraven come within earshot of Maelstrom!
JC: HEY Mael! Look who's here? It's cousin Kraven!
(Maelstrom turns and looks surprise, he then grabs at the
mask and is shocked to see that it is KK..... JC bursts out
laughing)
JC: Damn Mael! Why you beat up your friend like that? Him
was just trying to help! HAHAHAHAHA!
TR: Here comes the other masked man, he is saying something
to Maelstrom! He takse off his mask and, OH MY GOD! IT'S
FLATLINER! One of the most vicious man in wrestling today!
JS: What did I tell ya!?
VA: He throws the mask at Maelstrom! Maelstrom is angered
and confused! He stares at a now awakening KK, who sees
Maelstrom still standing over him with a mask in his hand!
JS: Like a chess game! Both KK and Maelstrom have been
played!
VA: KK glares at the mask in Maelsrom's hand! He gets up
and starts to argue with Maelstrom!
JS: What did I tell you! Those two don't know how to get
along!
TR: JC and the unmasked man are laughing and pointing at KK
and Maelstrom!
JS: KABANG! HAHAHAHAHA! Kraven pushes Maelstrom into KK and
both are locked in a vicious slugfest and here comes the
NEH! Maelstrom, KK and even the FWF officials have been
taught a lesson!
VA: And what is that?
JS: Don't MESS with the NEH, cause JC will set you up!
TR: Well that may be true, but I am sure JC will get his
soon enough!
JS: Yea right!
TR: KK and Maelstrom have reached the re-enforced fence and
it doesn't hold, it collapses! Houston Police are keeping
them away from the crowds!
VA: Houston Police trying to separate them and are having a
hard time doing so!
JS: HAHAHAHAHA! Look ma, another copper falls down and
doesn't get up! Hey isn't that ASSAULT and BATTERY!? Lock
'em up!
(Cameras show a wave of Police coming in between Maelstrom
and KK...... It also shows JC, Kraven, Flatliner, Big Rodge
along with Lady V and Minion as they high five each other
and start to walk away laughing and looking back at the
meelee they have caused..... We fade back into the Compaq
center...... The center is packed! Officials are preparing
the ring for the next match..... The FWF Frontier
championship match.....
(Cameras fade onto a giant screen where a collage of Billy
Matthews is shown, his rise to the top of the heap, to the
number one spot is all flashed onto the screen....... The
scene then changes into a collage of PCS and his rise to
the top and the FWF Frontier Championship....... The screen
then splits and we see both Matthews and PCS in a fast
forwarding collage of cuts, it then explodes as they both
face each other, nose to nose...... Both their voices can
be heard as they speak in various promos....... The lights
dim and flashing colorful spotlights begin to dot the now
darkened Compaq Center...... The FWF theme music begins to
play...... Two huge banners fall down from the rafters as
they unroll we see two huge pictures, one of PCS, the other
of Billy Matthews....... Two spotlights shine on them as
their intro music is blended in together and piped out
throughout the entire center....... The fans are in an
uproar as they know what time it is...... It is time for
the main event and the FWF Frontier title match between
reigning champion PCS and number one contender Billy
Matthews...... A match long anticipated, a match long
awaited....... The place is in a frenzy as we can hear
chants of PCS, PCS, PCS followed by echos of MATTHEWS,
MATTHEWS, MATTHEWS! Posters of Matthews and PCS are
everywhere! Human waves can be seen as hundreds join in on
the chants and waves.......)
(Cameras zoom in onto the middle of the ring announcer Paul
Kramer......)
PK: Laaaadiiieeessss and gentlemeeeeeeeeen! And now for the
MAIN EVENT of the evening! For the FWF FRONIEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
CHAMPIONSHIP! PCS the FWF Frontier reigning champion will
put up the title as he takes on the NUMBER ONEEEEEEEEE
CONTENDERRRRRRRRR! BILLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY
MATTHEEEEEEEEEWWWWSSSSSSSS!
(The place explodes with roars, catcalls and cheers.......
The spotlights catch PCS as he comes down with the Lost
Hanson........ "Sell out" by Reel Big Fish blares
down......)
PK: And now for the MAIIIIIIIIIIInnnnnnnn Event! Coming to
the ring, the reigning FWF Frontier Champiooooooooonnnnnn!
PPPPPPPPPCCCCCCCCSSSSSSSSSSSS! Accompanied by the LOSSSSST
HaNNNNNsooooooonnnnnnnnn! PCS weighs in at 255 and at a
height of 6'5", hails from the city of angels, Los Angles,
CA!
(Suddenly the music stops and "Unforgiven" by Metallica
starts to blare down on the center...... Bily Matthews is
picked up by the spotlights as he walks down to the
ring...... His glare is intensed and deliberate......)
PK: His opponent, here tonight, the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!
Hailing from CHITOWN, my town, his town..... Chicago Ill,
weighing in at a lean and mean 201lbs, 6'3",
BILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY MATTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSS!
(The crowd roars as they chant PCS and Matthews'
names...... Before the ref can instruct them, the Lost
Hanson comes up to Matthews and points at him, Matthews
smirks and DROPKICKS the Lost Hanson! PCS quickly acts, but
is flipped over backwards, landing on the Lost Hanson......
The ref calls for the ring, as the Lost Hanson rolls
out..... Matthews hurls PCS to the opposite side and as PCS
bounces back, he clotheslines him! Pcs drops to the
mat...... Matthews drops on him and is pounding him
merciless..... Stu warning Matthews about the closed
fists..... The Lost Hanson yells at Matthews, trying to
distract him...... He climbs up on the ring apron..... Stu
goes over and makes him drop to the floor, in the meantime
PCS takes advantage of this and lowblows Matthews......)
JS: YEAH! MY MAN! PCS! Teach him a trick or two!
TR: Matthews reeling from the pain, Stu over to Matthews,
he checks him over and looks at PCS, who smirks and shrugs!
PCS picks Matthews up and DROPS him HEAD FIRST to the
canvas!
JS: DRILL HIM PCS! DRILL HIM GOOD!
VA: Matthews isn't moving! PCS nonchanlantly parades around
him........ He grabs his side, and grimaces a little! PCS
as well as Jean Rabesque were viciously attacked by the NEH
in their title match! Jean Rabesque collapsed here tonight
and was rushed to the hospital, reports say he is doing
okay now and is under going tests.....
JS: Test NOTHING! He just couldn't take the strain, the ass
kicking by the NEH and then his lil play soldiers drop the
belts the the Catpack!
VA: Yea but he hasn't had the night JC has HAD! Has he!?
Hahahahahaha!
TR: That is true! JC has NOT had a good night!
VA: No, but he's had quite a few good sleeps! Hahahahaha!
JS: Tell him that to his face PUNK!
VA: I WILL! If he EVER gets up! Hahahahahahaha!
TR: PCS drops to pin Matthews, but Matthews ROCKS HIM! A
left HOOK from out of NOWHERE!
JS: NOooooooooooooo! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED! HOW MUCH DID D-XXX
PAID YOU STU-PID!?
VA: Oh sure! No sooner than your boy is in trouble and you
start to cry! asn't been your night either has it Jake!
JS: Don't make me slap the crap out of you!
TR: Matthews commences to kick PCS! The Lost Hanson trying
to grab PCS to pull him out! Stu yells at him! Matthews
with a belly to belly and sends PCS reeling backwards! PCS
crashes hard on the mat, he continues to hold his side!
Matthews sees this and is STOMPING PCS all on that injured
side! PCS reels back from the onslaught! Stu rushes over to
where PCS is crumpled up in, he asks PCS is he's okay.....
PCS waves him off! Stu giving them room now!
JS: About time! That fat whale takes up 3/4 of the ring!
Get 'em PCS! Hanson do that voodoo you do!
TR: Hanson yelling encouragement to PCS! PCS pokes Matthews
in the eyes! Stu warns him about it!
JS: HEY! DOUBLE STANDARDS EH!?
VA: DOUBLE WHAT!?
JS: What's good for the goose is good for the gander!
VA: Okay! Whatever!
JS: WHATEVER THIS PUNK!
(Jake waves his fist menacingly at Vic)
TR: Hahahahahha! Jake what do you think you'll do with that
tiny fist!?
JS: I'll show you tiny!
VA: HEY! Don't do that! Beside we don't have a magnifying
glass big enough for you to use!
JS: HEY! Your wife finds it real easy! So does your momma!
TR: Matthews returns the favor! He now commences to kick
PCS,he flings him towards the ropes! A DROPKICK and PCS
rolls out to the floor! The Lost Hanson there to comfort
PCS!
VA: Hey Jake, why are you so PALE!? Hahahahahaha!
JS: That STUPID STU! He's allowing Matthews to break all
the damn rules!
VA: What rules has Matthews broken Jake!? He has COUNTERED
everything PCS is throwing at him!
JS: Are YOU BLIND!? He's BROKEN EVERY SINGLE ONE!
VA: Like PCS hasn't broken any huh!? Spare me Jack!
JS: Listen here Victoria, the name's J-A-K-E!
TR: THe Lost Hanson trying to run interference for PCS as
he tries to keep Stu away from the action! PCS with a kick
to Matthews' knee followed by a clothesline! PCS picks
Matthews up and takes him to where the Lost Hanson is! The
Lost Hanson SLUGS Matthews! Stu stops the Lost Hanson from
hitting Matthews again!
JS: DOUBLE STANDARDS! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
VA: PCS HURLS Matthews to the mat, FACE FIRST! He starts to
kick him, on his legs and arms! The head area! Matthews
with a Russian leg sweep! PCS, not expecting that move
lands hard on his back!
TR: Matthews gets up and is all over PCS! The Lost Hanson
tries to get in the ring, but Stu blocks it! Matthews
pounding away on PCS! Matthews picks PCS up and flings him,
NO! PCS REVERSES IT and as Matthews was about to bounce off
the ropes, the Lost Hanson SLAMS his fist into Matthews'
back!
JS: WAY TO GO! WAY TO GO! PCS! PCS! WOOOoooooooo!
VA: I see that wild hair is acting up again huh Jkae!
JS: It's MISTER JAKE to YOU BOY!
TR: PCS with a superkick and Matthews is down once again!
he struggles to get up, but Hanson chokes him!
JS: That's IT! Choke him into reality Hanson!
TR: Here come Edmunds and Wells and before Hanson can see
them, they attack him! They pound him down viciously!
PCS goes after Matthews! Not giving him a chance to recoup!
PCS choking Matthews! Stu unable to see it!
JS: Stu is blind in one side!
VA: Matthews flips PCS over and holds him in a small
package!
VA: Stu over to count! 1! 2!
JS: NOOOOOoooooooo! YEA! PCS breaks free!
VA: PCS able to break free!
JS: Hey stupid, I already said that!
TR: Matthews with a series of quick chops! A dropkick and
PCS is sent to the floor! Edmunds scoops him up and tosses
him inside! Matthews stomps him again and again!
VA: Hanson is just awakening! He's at the opposite end of
the ring now! Yelling at Matthews and at Stu! He then
points to where D-XXX is and yells at Stu! Edmunds and
Wells mocking him!
JS: That's not a wise thing to do!
VA: Yea Hanson might go into a hissy fit!
TR: Matthews goes to the top! A missle drop kick and PCS is
DOWN!
JS: GET UP!
TR: Matthews Scoops PCS and TOSSES him across the ring! PCS
lands on that injured side! He's holding it! Trying to
protect it from Matthews' onslaught! But Matthews is
RELENTLESS! He continues to beat on PCS! Hanson is BESIDES
himself! Edmunds and Wells pounding on the ring apron!
Encouraging Matthews on!
VA: Matthews can taste the victory! A DDT and PCS it LAID
OUT! The Lost Hanson climbs on to the ring apron! Stu over
to stop him from entering! But Wells grabs Hanson's legs
and YANKS them form underneath him and he smashes onto the
ring apron! Here comes the newly crowned tag team
champions! They ATTACK D-XXX! Blackcat SMASHES Wells into
the stairs! Copycat tosses Edmunds over the guardrailing!
TR: Hanson shaking the cobwebs off! He sees Matthews near
the ropes and clocks him in the back of the head! He drops
before Stu can see what he did!
JS: Way to GO!
VA: PCS FLINGS Matthews to the ropes! A kick to the gut!
Hanson is on the ring apron! He has a chair! Stu doesn't
see him as PCS blocks his view! He points to the other side
ot he ring where D-XXX member Wells is climbing to the
ring! He's trying to protest Hanson's action to Stu! But
Stu will have nothing to do with it! He's telling him to
get down! Blackcat grabs Wells and brings him DOWN! PCS
brings Matthews to where Hanson is waving that chair! He
raises it and OH! Matthews MOVES at the LAST SECOND and the
Lost Hanson SMASHES PCS INSTEAD! Here comes Edmunds and he
KNOCKS the Lost Hanson DOWN! He SMASHES the chair on the
Lost Hanson! Copycat with a shot to Edmunds' RIBS! Stu
turns as Matthews DROPS on PCS! Stu DROPS! The COVER!
JS: NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu!
GET UP PCS! GET UP! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
TR: ONE! TWO! THREE! WE HAVE A NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION!
MATTHEWS HAS DEFEATED PCS!
JS: NNNNNNnnnoooooooooooooo! ARGH!
(A loud thud is heard as Jake faints and his head hits the
table hard and loud! The fans are in a frenzy! The Lost
Hanson is shocked! He can't beieve it, Matthews is swarmed
by D-XXX members Sean Edmunds and Jared Wells! They
celebrate in the middle of the ring! They hold the FWF
National belt up high! "Unforgiven" begins to play! The
Catpack are yelling and pointing to D-XXX! D-XXX waves them
off! They try to get into the ring but are repelled back by
D-XXX! They continue to bark at each other! Meanwhile
Matthews is grinning from ear to ear as he holds onto the
FWF National belt! The Lost Hanson is helping PCS up! He
pulls him out of the ring and helps him off to the back!)