Richmond Coliseum - Promoter RC
(Fade to FWF HQ and Lord Dread?s office, we find LD in a meeting along with FWF owners Joe LeBron and Scott Malec?. As we pick up the conversation we can hear LD say?) LD: Gentlemen, the FWF is once again flourishing with new talent, and some old talent also, the perfect balance! (He begins to smile as the camera fade and fades back into a collage of past events)
CUT TO: Rothenstein, after JC came down and nearly electrocuted Nevada who was attacking Malec after being told of Helix?s no-show?
CUT TO: Stanley Rothenstein as he makes his announcement at Charlotte?
CUT TO: Billy Matthews as he and Stonewolf battle for the FWF Cable TV title?
CUT TO: Jean Rabesque as he makes his appearance back to the FWF after a short absence due to injuries?.
CUT TO: Golem as he attacks both McMillan and Freeman?
CUT TO: Kraven pulling Flatliner off McMillan and the 3 count for the tag team titles, pointing at Golem who stands outside?.
CUT TO: Stonewolf defeating Matthews and becoming the new FWF Cable TV champion?.
(Camera fades and focuses on Richmond Coliseum and Hacker as he exists a gray limo, A female can be seen with him, they fade into the locker rooms where a confrontation between Conflict and McMillan is stopped by security? Focus in on Jake Shades who is seen among the crowd of security, he tries to make his way through the melee? Screen then changes as we see Malec, LeBron and Dread heading to their limo; a few feet behind them is a smirking JC, he also heads towards a limo! They drive off in different directions, fade back to the Richmond Coliseum and the announcer?s table where we can see Jake Shades, Victor Alvarez and Tony Ross, the fans both young and old holding placards and screaming at the top of their lungs? ?Stonewolf is the lone wolf?, ?Conflict you?re a nut? along with ?We luv you Matthews? and ?The Sage? placards flash on our lens as it scan the Coliseum, we then focus back to the announcer?s table?)
VA: Things have certainly intensified with the signing of Black Sage and the array of new talent coming in with each and every FWF event! Rumors have been bouncing off the walls and we all saw it! JC and the FWF owners along with Lord Dread leaving the very exclusive ?Le Chef? only a few days before Battleground!
JS: There you go again spreading some more rumors, you?re worst than that moron Rico Suave! Never basing anything on facts, just here say!
TR: It sure wasn?t rumor when Malec almost fired you, now was it?
(Laughter can be heard as both VA and TR laugh, Jake?s face becomes distorted as camera once again fades and trails off to the Richmond Coliseum parking lot where we see Stanley Rothenstein and company arriving as they head off towards their locker room our camera follows as they laugh and converse with one another? Approaching their locker room, we can see that someone or some ones have totally destroyed it, on the door or what?s left of it is scrawled ?PAYBACK TIME?, inside the place is completely thrashed and ?PAYBACK? is spray painted on the walls? Camera fades off with Rothenstein?s angered face and puzzled looks on his entourage! We then focus in on Billy Matthews as he arrives to the Coliseum, fade off to a commercial?.)
(?Still the burning questions exist, and still no one to answer them?, out from the back appears Rico Suave smiling and heading towards the camera)
RS: FWF, Mr. LeBron, Mr. Malec and even you Mr. Dread as you can see someone who wishes to remain unknown has paid for my commercial spots! With Charlotte still fresh on many minds, Richmond has already begun with a bang?.. (Smiles) More burning questions eh?
(Camera fades off to the Richmond Coliseum as we get a view of the ring and ring announcer Paul Kramer, Cemetery Gates by Pantera starts to play as we see the FWF Frontier champion Abel Wicks making his way to the ring, in his hands are a gym bag and a trash can?. He takes the mic from Paul?s hand and with a devious grin
AW: You know the Wicker came to save each and everyone of you, so he won this frontier title to unify it with the world title to make it important once more?However the Wicker has found this piece of scrap so unworthy that he has no other choice than to unsanction it and officially remove it thus instating the FWF world title in its place which is of course elevated over the National title since its vacant and sucks anyways?.. (Wicks then opens the gym pair to get a pair of garden sheers and cuts the frontier title in half and tosses it in the garbage can, takes out a can of gasoline, pours it in and lights it. He then raises the world belt and says)
AW: The Wicker proclaims this the highest belt in the land and if Jean Ratman wants his frontier title, he can look through the trash for its ashes?.. And thus the Wickster's opponent for the PPV, main eventing and headlining with the IKON, will be Minion ..yes...the Wicker vs Minion in the main event for the world title?.
(The fans begin to boo and jeer Wicks as a shocked Paul as well as the ref for our first match look on?. The fans begin to liter the ring, we then see Wicks laughing and walking away amidst a throng of and catcalls?. Fade to a Y2Kia commercial?..)
(We begin to hear ?Blue Monday? by Orgy as our camera picks up Hacker on his way to the ring, wearing black tights and a mask?. Accompanied by Miss Honey who is wearing a gold business suit, passing the announcer?s table she smiles and blows them ?. As he climbs in, ring announcer Paul Kramer begins to bark out the intros?.)
PK: Coming into the ring, calling The Internet his hometown at a weight of 280lbs and at 6?7?, ladies and gentlemen here is HACKERRRRR!
(Points to Hacker who goes and stands by a neutral corner, the crowd pops, suddenly the music changes to ?Hands of death? by Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper and our spotlight zooms in on Asylum coming to ringside barefooted and in a strait jacket?. PK backs away as he enters the ring, Hacker just stares at Asylum?..)
PK: Just entering the ring at 6?2? and 220lbs and hailing from Seattle, Washington, the insane one himself! ASYLUMMMMMm!
(Crowd erupts as Asylum wastes no time in taking off the strait jacket and attacking Hacker who fights back just as intensely, the ref is almost knocked down as he tries to separate them, he finally calls for the bell to begin the match?. We catch a glimpse of Paul Kramer as he rolls out, we hear the laughter of Jake Shades as we focus in on their table?.)
JS: Ha Ha! That fat boy can ROLL! And that?s one piece of Honey!
VA: Well you can?t really blame him for making a hasty exist! It is rare to see Miss Honey come down and this is one of them!
TR: Hacker with a power bomb from out of nowhere! He drags Asylum into the middle of the ring and applies a Boston crab! Asylum lets out a howl but saids NO to the ref as he asks the submitting question! Miss Honey there to encourage Hacker on?.
JS: That lunatic doesn?t know how to submit! Anyone that comes out barefooted and wrapped in a strait jacket is not all up there! Now that hold there reminds me of something, (Grins and rubs his chin and looks at VA)
TR: Why are you grinning and look at Vic?
JS: A little private joke!
VA: Much like you eh Jake?
JS: Now that?s funny, but not as funny as the stories I?ve heard of you and the tweezers and magnifying glass! Ha Ha!
TR: Asylum breaks out of Hacker?s Boston crab, he rubs his back and as Hacker comes in he CLOCKS him! Right in the face!
VA: Hacker staggers, Asylum runs in with a clothesline and drops on top of Hacker! The ref drops for the count but only gets a one count! Asylum quickly grabs hold of Hacker?s neck and slams him down! But Hacker is UP! Asylum rushes him and is CLOTHESLINED for his troubles! A legdrop by Hacker, the pin! 1! 2! Asylum kicks out and grabs at Hacker?s leg and they both go down! Ref moving out of harm?s way! Miss Honey prancing around at ringside!
JS: Now that?s one honey, I would slurp up with pancakes!
VA: You?ll slurp on anything, won?t you Jake?
JS: You got that right! In fact after you left I did some slurping and it was good!
TR: Don?t you two ever give up? I am being told that we have to break for a commercial?.
(Cameras break from action and zoom in onto the back, where security once again is breaking up a fight between Wicks and Beau Michaels who has just arrived in the Richmond Coliseum, we happen to catch a glimpse of Jake Shades as he watches the commotion and then walks away further into the back?. We fade out into a Y2K commercial and a promo of the next FWF PPV?. Fade back to ringside where Asylum has Hacker in a figure-four leg lock! Ref asking Hacker if he yields but Hacker just drags himself to the ropes?.)
TR: These two have been at it, NONSTOP! They have pulled all stops as they try to get the upper hand on each other! Miss Honey cheering Hacker on! Hacker reaches the ropes, but Asylum doesn?t let go! The ref counting, but it is Hacker who finally breaks Asylum?s hold on his leg with a series of kicks to Asylum?s face!
JS: If you ask me, these two should be put away, they are a menace to society!
VA: No one asked you Jake!
TR: Hacker with several Karate moves has Asylum backing away, but he rushes Hacker who meets him with a vicious dropkick! Miss Honey distracts the ref as Hacker commences to SUPLEX Asylum into the ring post! Again and AGAIN!
JS: YES! Folks I have just been informed that we have to break for a commercial!
(Cameras fade as we see Asylum low blow Hacker and cold cock him from behind?.. We fade back to the back where our camera picks up a limo arriving to the Coliseum, security men surround it as it parks and our cameraman is forced to leave?. We hear Tony saying?.)
TR: What and who was that all about?
JS: Wouldn?t you like to know? Go ask Alice, maybe she can sell you a clue, you clueless moron!
VA: So you?re saying that you know who is in that limo?
JS: Of course I do, you see I?m a man in the know!
TR: Sure you are Jake, sure you are!
(Both Tony and Vic look at each other and laugh?.. Meanwhile back in the ring, we see Asylum drop his head on Hacker?s groin area, he then goes to the top rope and as he reaches the top rope, a commotion makes our cameras seek it out as we see someone rushing to the ring and clocks Asylum, the ref is still distracted by Miss Honey?. He is then grabbed by this mysterious person and tossed to the ring mat?. Without warning we see him fly into a moonsault and grabs Asylum?s head and comes crashing into a DDT! He then walks over to the guardrail and laughs, we cannot see his face as he hides away from our cameras, he then flies into the ring and clobbers Asylum some more and pulls Hacker over the fallen Asylum, walks over to the ref and taps his shoulder, Miss Honey drops to the floor as the ref goes over to make the count, as the action is focused on the count, our mystery man disappears into the back?..)
VA: Who was THAT?
TR: With all the new talent arriving to the FWF, who knows!
JS: Asylum most likely owed him money and he came to collect! That?s the guy from the limo!
VA: What limo?
JS: This LIMO? (Sticks his middle finger out to Vic and laughs)
TR: 1! 2! 3NO! Asylum kicks out at the very LAST second! He is trying to shake the cobwebs but Hacker isn?t giving him any breathing room! He picks Asylum up and throws him to the rope and then jumps up on him, putting his legs around his neck and flips him over! He calls that move the ?VIRUS?!
VA: Ref there to make the 3 count! But he only gets up to two! This is amazing! Both Hacker and Asylum have gone to extreme measures to inflict pain on each other!
JS: That?s what happens when you put a lunatic and a nut with a Honey of a melon in the ring! I really like her puppies!
VA: You would! Hacker clobbering Asylum into the ring mat, the ref warning him about the closed fists! Asylum head butts Hacker in the groin and Hacker drops to the mat! Miss Honey back on the ring apron, this time the ref doesn?t see her, WHAT THE?
(Cameras zoom in on Miss Honey as she slowly unbuttons her blouse to reveal that she has no bra! Asylum is momentarily stunted by the scene as is our announcers and many FWF fans!?. JS is wide eyed and opened mouth, he mumbles something and quickly departs to the back as Vic and Tony laugh with a look of know why Jake this time decided to leave abruptly?.)
VA: Well at least this time we all know why he had to leave, HAHAHAHAHA!
TR: Can?t say I blame him, did you see that?
VA: YES I DID! Beautiful! Simply beautiful!
TR: Asylum distracted by this rare site, ref sees her and is momentarily stunned at the site of Miss Honey without her blouse and no bra! Here comes Hacker and he uppercuts Asylum in the family jewels after sliding behind Asylum! Asylum drops, Hacker scoops him and SLAMS him down! Miss Honey seeing her job done drops to the ring floor and commences to put her blouse back on, BOY OH BOY! I tell you, this has certainly been an eventful night and we still haven?t reach the halfway mark! The ref there to cover after ungluing his eyes off Miss Honeys boobs!
(Laughter is heard, we see Jake making his way back to his announcer?s spot, VA shakes his head)
JS: What?
VA: Nothing!
TR: 2! (Suddenly the bell rings announcing that time has expired) The bell has rung before the ref could make the three count and at the same time Asylum broke free! This match has certainly been one hell of a roller coaster! Here?s Paul Kramer!
PK: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the time expiring, ref Sal Putz calls this one a time limit DRAW!
(Paul hurriedly rushes out as both Asylum and Hacker collide again)
TR: This one is far from over as far as Hacker and Asylum are concerned! We have to break for a commercial!
JS: Yea, like always anytime the going gets good in the ring, we have to break for a commercial, GEEZ!
(Cameras fade off with Jake shaking his head?. We then see a collage of past FWF PPV events, they lead to the next FWF PPV?. When we come back, we focus in on the ring which has been cleared of Asylum and Hacker, the lights dim as ?INTERGALATIC? by the Beastie Boys plays, we see a man walk towards the ring wearing black boots, Aerocrombie Cargo pants, tight black shirt, hair blonde on top, brown on the sides? He then grabs the mic)
'SUPER-STUD' JT HOLIDAY: (LAUGHS) "Hello WHITE TRASH! (Crowd boos) Guess who?s in town. Guess who just signed the the grand daddy of 'em all contract? That's right, 'SUPER-STUD' JT HOLIDAY your FUTURE FWF CHAMPION! Millions are askin', what happened in the IWC? Why did you all of the sudden disappear and drop the IWC EXTREME TITLE? Simple, the IWC couldn't carry my bags, and they couldn't carry the FRESH TALENT of JT HOLIDAY! The question now is, can the FWF carry it? Time will tell?. As I look through the talent here, I couldn't help but laugh. You got homo's like BEAU MICHEALS, freaks like MATTHEWS, STONEWOLF, and WICKS. The talent seems so BORING here! That's why JT HOLIDAY is here, to save the FWF from BLACK AND WHITE! I'm here to save all the ladies from the FAT, out of shape, GAS PUMPIN' REDNECKS. I've been the WWWA TV CHAMPION, and I've been the IWC EXTREME CHAMPION! Soon enough I'll be your FWF CHAMPION, and I'm out of this SCUM SUCKIN' town of RICHMOND! PEACE!
(Amidst a throng of boos, he extends his arms and laughing walks out and towards the back?.. )
VA: JT Holiday, has basically called out some the FWF top superstars here tonight!
TR: What else can happen here tonight?
JS: A LOT! I have just been told that another limo has arrived!
(Cameras fade to the back where we see Black Sage exist out of the limo?.)
(Cameras come back to the announcer?s table as we hear Tony say?.)
TR: Our next match features one of the FWF?s true top superstars, a young man who in a short time has held both the FWF National title and the FWF Cable TV title!
JS: YEA! And he?s lost them both! HAHAHAHA!
VA: How many titles have you held Jake!
JS: PLENTY! Just ask your old lady, she?s seen them all!
TR: Guys, guys!
(Cameras quickly focus on the aisle as ?One Man Army" by Our Lady Peace begins to blare down on the Coliseum, our scanning camera picks up placards of ?Matthews, FWF?s true champion?, ?Billy ?Da? kid? Matthews??. ?Down the future Lane? and ?Terror Lane? are also seen?.. We then see Billy Matthews as the spotlight zooms in on him as he heads towards the ring, Paul makes the intro?.)
PK: Entering the ring at 6?3? and weighs in at 201lbs, Chicago, IL is his home, the one, the ONLY BILLY MATTHEWSSSSS!
(Crowds erupt with cheers) His opponent from Jupiter Island, FL weighing 247lbs, at 6?4?, he?s ?The future? Mike LANEEEEEEE!
("Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays as we see Lane cockily struts to the ring, he points at Matthews and laughs, shaking his head he enters the ring and snatches the mic from Paul?.)
ML: So THIS is (Points to Matthews and again laughs, Matthews just stares) what the FWF has to offer, an over the hill ROOKIE? Matthews, I?m going to give you a break, just bow down and call me daddy and I?ll spare you the embarrassment of losing miserably at the hands of ?THE FUTURE? Mike Lane!
(Matthews just stares, flexes and clenches his fists?. Lane walks over and slaps him, he then starts to parade around the ring?.. Matthews slowly walks over to him and spins him around, motions for the ref to ring the bell)
TR: Bad mistake on Lane?s part to slap Matthews and act so arrogant!
VA: He?s PAYING for it NOW! Matthews SLAMS his fist into Lane?s face, but before Lane can stagger backwards Matthews grabs him and commences to take him APART! Russian leg sweep! A bodyslam! He DDTS Lane and positions him for the SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
TR: That?s his finisher! He comes down HARD on Lane the ref there to count, but NO! Matthews grabs Lane by the hair and drags him up, he then pokes his finger into Lane?s face and SLAPS HIM HARD!
JS: What is this? A bitch slapping contest?
TR: Matthews, front face slams Lane and again grabs him by the hair twirls him around and does a reverse DDT! Lane is OUT! Matthews drags him to the corner and climbs the ropes! The fans are in an uproar screaming for Lane?s blood!
VA: Matthews obliges them, another SHOOTING STAR PRESS! The cover! 1,2,3! Matthews has pinned Lane in RECORD TIME!
(Paul Kramer enters the ring and announces the winner)
PK: Your winner in under a minute! BILLY MATTHEWSSSSSSSSSS!
(Crowds go amok with cheers of ?BILLY?, BILLY, BILLY?! As Matthews walks away, our cameras zoom in on Lane who is still out cold! Medics run down to ringside to tend to him?.)
JS: HAHAHAHAHAHA! What a LAME Lane turned out! He bitch slapped Matthews and Matthews went into a hissy fit and went ballistic on Lane?s butt!
TR: That he certainly did! Lane thought he would intimidate the younger Matthews, but got a painful lesson in the interim?. I have just gotten word that FWF co-owner Scott Malec is heading to ringside, let?s zoom down and see what this is all about?.
(Cameras focus in on Scott Malec as he heads towards ringside, ring announcer Paul Kramer hands him the mic after introducing him??)
SM: Thank you Paul, Good evening FWF fans?.. A few weeks ago, at Charlotte, certain events happened and I was forced to make a decision I did not want to make and after thinking about, I think I may have acted harshly in stripping Nevada Smith of the FWF National title?.. (He looks towards the back and says?.) Nevada, I know that you are back there, I will you to come on out, what I have to say, I want to say it to your face?.
(Several minutes pass and Malec calls Nevada out again?.. A mixture of boos and cheers are heard as Nevada finally shows up and heads towards the ring, his pace is slow as is his entry to the ring?.)
SM: Nevada, I want you to understand that what I did, I did because you gave me no choice?. But after thinking about I decided that I acted harshly, I will therefore?..
NEVADA: You will therefore give back what is mine and let me defend it against Helix as I was supposed to in the first place?. After all that?s where it all started! No DQ, no one meddling in and no?? (Malec interrupts Nevada)
SM: Hold on Nevada! You don?t make the decisions here, I DO! (Crowd cheers Malec on, Nevada stares at him) I have decided that YES you will be facing Helix, BUT! You will also face BILLY MATTHEWS! Yes Nevada, it will be a THREE-WAY MATCH for the FWF National title!
NEVADA: Wait a DAMN MINUTE! What the hell does BILLY MATTHEWS have to do with THIS? After I take Helix on, I?ll take Matthews on! What are you trying to do here?
SM: What I?m trying to do here Mr. Smith, is show you that YOU do NOT make the decisions around here! You as every other contender have to abide by the decisions of the FWF Executive committee! And that is what has been decided, take it or leave it!
NEVADA: (Stares at Malec, Malec stares back) Okay boss, if I have to beat the crap out of two of your supposed superstars, so be IT!
SM: I wouldn?t start getting overconfident Mr. Nevada! Both Matthews and Helix are top contenders who can and will hold their own, I would instead of arguing with me start to train for the match?.
NEVADA: Hey, who?s arguing?. Just remember make sure that their health insurance is all paid up!
(He glares at Malec is does not back down, Nevada then turns and leaves the ring?. Zooming in, we can see that he is enraged?.
(Cameras fade to commercials?.)
(As we break back from commercials, the lights dim and we hear ?Counterfeit? by Limp Bizkit starts to blare down on the Richmond Coliseum? Walking down the aisle to ringside is Ricky Kabe, Paul Kramer makes the intro?.)
PK: And now for the ?SPECIAL STIPULATIONNNNN match of the evening! Coming into the ring, one of the FWF?s rising stars at 6?4? and weighing in at 265lbs! Making his hometown in Champaign, Illinois; Rickkkyyyyyy Kabeeeeeeeeee!
(Crowd reacts with chants of ?Ricky, Ricky, Ricky?, within seconds the music changes and we hear"Summertime in the Void" by I Mother Earth as the lights in the arena change to blue and a figure in a long black robe appears on the ramp. The figure walks toward the ring and as he steps through the ropes the lights in the arena go out and seconds later they go on with figure standing in the middle of the ring. As he stands there he rips off his robe and reveals the Jobber in a cowboy outfit complete with Six Shooter Squirt guns, he begins to bark orders at Ref Sal Putz who backs away waving his finger at the Jobber?. Ricky Kabe just stares at him)
PK: Making his way to the ring at this time, from Whitelandia standing 5 feet 11 inches and weighing in at 214 pounds. He is accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard and "The World's Most Dangerous Rabbi "C' Moore Kill, he is the JOBBERRRRRRR! (Jobber grabs hold of the mic?.)
JOBBER: Yee haw! Stone Wolf, I'm a callin you out. At the next battleground son at the Okey Dokey saloon, we'll see which cow poke can mosey on down the golden road to be that there Cable TV champion! Now I reckon it will be a brutal nasty fight, so I reckon at the next show all the parents should get their little polecats off to bed before they wet their sheets. Now Ricky Kabe get the heck out here ya CRAZY COWBOY!
TR: Well this certainly will be an unusual match! A match in which the first person to utilize a weapon will be automatically disqualified! And what?s up with Jobber?s new bodyguard?
JS: They?re both morons if you ask me! ?World?s most dangerous Rabbi? HAHAHA! C-More Kill! Oh PLEASE!
VA: No one asked you Jake! No one has asked your opinion for quite some time!
JS: Hey your old lady is always asking for my opinion! Among other things! Hey! This isn?t the damn RODEO!
TR: Ref Stu Fields instructing them on the rules and stipulations!
JS: That wimp is just as good as that other wimp Sal Putz! No wonder the FWF is in the condition it is currently in, just look at its officials! From the basement to the penthouse! All WIMPS!
VA: That must make you, KING WIMP! Malec WIMPED you out and like a little puppy you obey! Why you are coming out and saying that the FWF is a wimp fed, is beyond me!
JS: A lot of things are beyond you Vic! Your wife, even those kids that are supposed to be from your loins and even this job you have here!
VA: That wild hair as been stirring since JC made his appearance recently! I don?t think he can help you this time! Especially after what he did to Nevada, I am sure that he has his hands full trying to stay ahead of Nevada!
TR: Well while you two were fighting the action in the ring has spilled over to the floor as Kabe dropkicks the Jobber over the top rope and hurls himself at the stunned Jobber! Stu carefully watching them both as they slug it out! The Jobber near a chair but Kabe there to grab him and throws him back into the ring!
JS: Yea, but Jobber was playing opossum as he does a running shoulder block that sends Kabe reeling backwards! You were supposed to sidestep Ricky!
VA: Kabe rakes Jobber?s eyes and pulls him off him, headlock into a DDT! He DROPS Jobber like a sack of potatoes, he now commences to parade around, the crowds boo him but he is so far into himself, he?s probably hearing cheers?.
TR: Jobber shakes the cobwebs and starts to stare around with a sinister grin, before Kabe can turn around he lays back down!
JS: Look at that! It would seem that the NUT has more sense than that arrogant fool Kabe!
VA: Right you are Jake, Kabe strolls over to Jobber looks at him taps him with his foot, Jobber just lays there, Kabe looks at the fans and TAUNTS them! Jobber gets up and motion for the fans to continue yelling, Kabe seems to becoming irate as the fans continue yelling jeers and boos!
TR: Kabe starts to stomp on Jobber, he them yells at Jobber who is either a good poker player or is really out this time! Kabe again parades around, this time showing his arrogance! He approaches Jobber and grabs him by the neck and LOOK! Jobber was indeed playing opossum! Look at him smile, Kabe can?t believe but before he can react Jobber SNAP SUPLEXES him clear to the other side of the ring! The fans are in an uproar!
JS: I bet right about now Kabe has finally realize that you just can?t hurt a lunatic!
VA: Jobber with a flying Thesz press, Kabe rolls out and a fan gives him a cup! Obviously wants him to get disqualified as we all know this is first man to use a foreign object loses! Jobber on the top rope and he HURLS himself onto the unsuspecting Kabe! Both fall and crash on top of our Spanish commentators!
JS: (Jake bursts into loud laughter, he buckles over as Vic looks on) THAT has got to be their main function here, to be landing cushions for these high flyers!
VA: Jake, they could be hurt! That?s no laughing matter!
TR: Stu Fields over to see to the action!
JS: What good is he? He can?t even keep them inside the ring!
TR: Jobber slowly stirring, Kabe is still out on top of Roberto Arroyo one of our Spanish-speaking commentators! Jobber is handed a cup, which he consumes, he then passes it back and thanks the fan! He must have been thirsty!
VA: Jobber grabbing Kabe by the hair and tosses him back into the ring! He then rolls in but Kabe is quick on the attack! Stomping and kicking Jobber, who rolls back out and runs around the ring, Kabe can?t make out his strategy! Ref Stu telling Jobber to get back in the ring!
JS: Look at that fool! Sticking his tongue out and prancing around like a chicken without a head!
VA: He is a very unusual character! Kabe is irate as he goes through the ropes, but Jobber at the very last second MOVES! And Kabe collides with our cameraman! Jobber begins to point and laugh at him! He starts to kick the fallen Kabe, scoops him up throws him through the ropes!
TR: He climbs the ropes and just as Kabe gets up, Jobber comes crashing down with a flying cross body that SLAMS them both down to the middle of the ring! Stu drops to make the count! 1! 2! And that?s all Jobber gets as Kabe lifts his shoulder up and at the same time rakes Jobber?s eyes!
VA: Kabe begins to punch and even bite Jobber on the head and face! Stu calling for the break, Kabe complies at the four count! Kabe punching Jobber to the back of the head! Jobber covers and yells out loud!
TR: Will you look at that! Jobber is actually doing a Hulk Hogan impersonation as Kabe viciously pounds on him! Jobber up and the fans are eating all this up! Just listen to them as they cheer Jobber on!
JS: The fans are as confused as those two sick pups in the ring!
VA: It is rather usual that they are cheering Jobber here tonight! Both he and Kabe are not know to be fan favorites!
TR: It would seem that Jobber is the fan?s favorite here tonight as they eat up his act!
JS: And that?s all it is! AN ACT!
VA: A SLUGFEST ensues with Jobber taking the edge! Kabe drops to one knee and LOWBLOWS Jobber! Stu warns Kabe who just pushes Stu aside and commences to pound on Jobber who can only cover up! He NO! Jobber grabs Kabe?s leg and BITES IT! Kabe howls and falls to the mat! Now Jobber ALL OVER him with vicious lefts and rights! Scoops him up and NO! Instead of slamming him down, he stops midway and does a ROLLING FIREMAN?S CARRY SLAM! Kabe?s grimaces in pain he then wraps his arm around Jobber?s neck but Jobber grabs him by the trunks and pulls him up! Stu with a 2 � count before Kabe breaks free!
JS: Oh BROTHER! Who does their choreography?
TR: They roll around the ring, each having the other in a small package! Kabe with the cover, 1! 2! Jobber rolls him over and NOW he HAS the pin, Stu scoots over to make the count but before the three count Kabe ROLLS Jobber over and now Stu is positioning himself for the count BUT before he can get down completely, Jobber AGAIN ROLLS Kabe over! Stu looks confused!
JS: Confused? HA! That idiot is out of breath! Look at that fat slob, he?s about to pass out! HAHAHAHA!
(Kabe rolls Jobber over again and Stu is knocked down onto his back as they continue to roll each other around with deathlock grips on each other they continue to roll until out of nowhere Jobber slams his fist into Kabe?s head which momentarily dazes him, he then sticks his foot out to break the momentum, Stu is there to make the three count)
TR: 1! 2! 3! Jobber has DONE IT! He somehow broke Rick Kabe?s momentum and by sticking out his leg after smashing his fist into Kabe?s face gave him the few seconds needed to make the pin!
JS: He was LUCKY! Look at Stu, he was about to collapse and Jobber saw that! All being at the right place and at the right time! Look at those two idiots, the fans are cheering and booing them, tossing God knows WHAT into the ring and they just STAND THERE looking at each other!
VA: This is far from over as we see Jobber slowly begin to grin! Kabe over the other side begins to argue with ref Stu Fields! Jobber looks around and then rolls out, he appears to be heading this way, in fact he IS!
(Without warning, Jake jumps up and runs out on Vic and Tony?. Vic yells out at Jake but with no avail as Jake was running to fast, just then Jobber takes Jake?s mic and shaking Tony?s and Vic?s hand he begins to speak?.)
JOBBER: Can any of you gentlemen point me in the direction of Frontier Town? I called my good friend Stone Wolf but he wasn?t in! His answering machine came on and I heard a dog howling in the back, I left a message but I guess he hasn?t come in yet! Do you work for the FWF? I like it here!
VA: Jobber, congrats on your rolling victory over Ricky Kabe, and if you go to the back and look for Jake Shades I am sure that he will be able to help you! He is president of Frontier Town! Just have him paged! If you go now you will catch him before he leaves!
JOBBER: Thank you!
(He drops the mic and again shakes their hands and heads to the back, yelling out Jake Shade?s name?. Fans pat him on the back?. Just as he disappears into the back our cameras catch a glimpse of Rick Kabe as he rushes with an angered look in the same direction as Jobber?. Our cameras fade off into commercials, another promo of the upcoming PPV is shown?.
(As we come back from the commercials, "God Bless The Bums" by Comeshot plays as our spotlights zoom in on Golem as he makes his way to the ring?. Ring announcer Paul Kramer enters the ring to make the intro?.) PK: And now coming into the ring from Death Valley, CA. at 238lbs and standing at 6'0", ladies and gentlemen it is GOLEMMMMMMMMMMM!
(Crowds jeer and taunt him as he waves his hand around in a threatening manner, suddenly ?Jump Around by House of Pain starts to play and we see a figure come down to ringside, as our cameras and spotlight zoom in on him, we see that he is none other than, Codie Thompson! Both Golem and the fans are surprised?.)
PK: And now approaching the ring after a long leave of absence from Phoenix Arizona, weighing in at a lean 255lbs and standing at 6?5?, here he IS! CODIE THOMPSONNNNNNn!
TR: Can you believe this? Codie Thompson is BACK! After a long leave of absence, the Franchise has returned! The fans are stunned as both Codie and Golem go at it! This is certainly a surprise! Codie Thompson back in the FWF!
JS: ALRIGHT ALREADY! We all know that ?Codie Thompson? has RETURNED! And we all know why too!
VA: And why?s that Jake?
JS: It didn?t work out too well in that Bingo Hall wrestling parlor! I heard he got on his knees and begged the FWF to take him back!
VA: And I bet, it was your good heart that convinced them to take him back?
JS: No! My good heart had nothing to do with it, I just simply went up to Malec and company and TOLD them, to give the kid a break, ?Cut him some slack I said?!
VA: And they listened I supposed?
JS: He?s wrestling, isn?t he? Now shut up and do what Malec paids you to do!
VA: And that is?
JS: To know your role, and just speak when told to!
TR: You guys should be the ones in that ring!
JS: Vic doesn?t stand a chance against my ?cannon ball? move! I?ll PULVERIZE him!
TR: We have just been told that Czar and the Unholy Alliance have arrived and they are not even scheduled to fight tonight!
JS: My BOYS! (A big gleam shines his face)
VA: I bet you had something to do with THAT also?
JS: You know it!
TR: Golem with a series of punches and kicks, ref warns him he threatens Sal Putz who jumps back and almost falls out of the ring!
JS: HAHAHAHA! Never send a SHRIMP to do a man?s job!
VA: It takes a special caliber to climb in that ring and officiate these matches!
JS: Your right Vic! But Putz there isn?t in that special caliber is he? HAHAHAHA!
VA: Thompson takes advantage of Golem intimidating Putz and knees him right in the small of the back! And as he buckled backward he lunges at Codie with that hook!
JS: Golem?s out to hook him a fish!
TR: Codie with an elbow drop to the top of Golem?s head! Golem falls to the mat, Codie there to pound on him viciously!
VA: Codie cockily laughs and continues to smash down on Golem! Putz warns him, Codie yells at him and Stuz gets wide eyed, he doesn?t back away this time! Golem smashes that claw into Codie?s foot and Codie let?s go of Golem and grabs his foot! Golem responses with a leg sweep and commences to CHOKE him! Putz warns him back Golem groans at him, Putz threatens to DQ Golem to which Golem yells, ?I?LL KILL YOU?! The fans burst into laughter!
JS: Hey what?s that smell? It?s coming from the ring! It?s Putz and he must have DROPPED a load into his pants!
VA: GEEZ Jake! This is FAMILY HOUR!
JS: And I bet they learn more at home that they would here! But I see your point?.
VA: (Looking confused) Why thank you Jake!
JS: No problem, asswipe!
TR: Golem brings his hook down but Codie moves out of harm?s way! Putz warning Golem about it! Codie is able to break Golem?s hold and with another punch to the face has Golem falling backwards! He grabs Golem by the hook and commences to swing him almost hitting Putz in the process! Golem trying to grab Codie with his free hand! Putz backs to the corner!
JS: The moron is probably dizzy from watching Codie spinning Golem around!
VA: Codie stops short and flips Golem over his back! Golem appears dazed as he swings his hook into the open air! Codie with a well placed drop kick to his face has FLOORED Golem! He tries to pin him but Golem rakes his eyes and kicks him in the gut!
JS: (Jake mockingly repeats Vic?s words) ?And kicks him in the gut?!
VA: Stop it Jake!
JS: Stop it Jake!
VA: Moron!
JS: Imbecile!
TR: Will you two take that elsewhere! Golem grabs at Codie?s leg and rams his fist into Codie?s groin! LOW BLOW!
(Fans boo Golem, who gets distracted and starts to threaten the fans?. Ref Putz goes over to him and yells at him! Golem grins and starts to chase Putz around the ring! He is STOPPED cold by a Codie clothesline! Putz falls back into the corner, breathing heavily)
JS: HAHAHAHAHA! Now that was funny! Never knew that Putz could run that fast!
VA: What the?
(Lights dim and all we can see is silhouettes, the Coliseum remains that way for several minutes, we hear Vic as he says?.)
VA: We have to break for a commercial, hopefully by then we?ll have the lights back on!
(Break for commercials and to the back as we see another limo arrive?. This time we see Falcon and Shrike as they step off and into the Coliseum?.. We then zoom in to the locker room area where Helix is seen, someone stands next to him but our cameras can?t make him out?. We see cuts of the tag team champions Freeman and McMillan as they loosen up in their locker room?. That is interrupted with the door flying and Conflict appears, he instructs JD Badluck to attack them?. JD looks at him, Conflict yells it out again, our camera goes black and we are back in the ring as Golem is wasting Codie with a series of lowblows and kicks!
TR: Where were you Jake when the lights went out?
JS: I was right here!
VA: No you weren?t! I saw your mad dash for the back! We have you on tape a few times also! What?s going on with you?
JS: Gee Vic, I just don?t know! I may be loosing my mind!
VA: Now that?s an understatement! Something?s up with you! JS: You mean besides having the secret encounters with your significant other?
VA: Real funny idiot! What you take me for, a moron?
JS: No Vic, I respect you with the upmost! It?s your old lady that thinks of you as a moron or is that the way your kids think of you, (Shrugs and laughs) Who knows?
TR: Hey these lights are dimming again, what is going on here?
(The lights again dim, when they come back up we see Czar speaking with the ref?. Golem is the first to see him, but he pays him no attention as he continues to work Codie over?..)
VA: What is Czar doing out here, and what is he saying to Putz that has his full attention?
TR: Well whatever it is, it?s most likely to distract THAT!
(Cameras pick up Kraven and Flatliner as they slowly make their way to the ring?. Golem is kicked in the face by Codie, he then clotheslines Golem into the turn buckle as he is about to pounce on him, Kraven jumps into the ring and clocks him with a bamboo cane?. Codie falls dead! Golem sees this but is stopped by Flatliner who pokes his cane into Golem?s chest and points to the fallen Codie and motions for him to make the pin?. Golem looks suspiciously at them, they back away?. Golem slowly goes over to Codie and pins him but does not take his eyes off of Flatliner, Kraven makes like he?s walking away and does a double take and jumps into the ring and CLOBBERS Golem as Flatliner grins?.. He then positions both Codie and Golem in such a way as to have each of them pinning the other, he then drops to the floor and walks away along with Flatliner, Czar spins the ref around and points to both Golem and Codie?. Stu walks over confused and bewildered)
JS: HAHAHAHA! What a jerk off! Czar told him a story while the Unholy Alliance did damage control!
VA: Damage control? They just came and RUINNED a very exciting match!
JS: That?s not what I saw! I saw two morons get CLOCKED and PINNED! HAHAHAHA! Look at that other moron! He doesn?t know what to do, shrugging his shoulders with that DUMB LOOK on his face! COUNT you IDIOT! COUNT!
TR: Looks like he heard you! Putz slowly drops to the mat and even slower counts! 1! 2! 3! I don?t believe this! A DOUBLE PIN! Let?s see what he will tell Paul?..
(We see Putz explaining to PK his decision, PK nods and makes to the middle of the ring?.)
PK: Ladies and gentlemen, your ref for this match Putz Fields has called this match a DOUBLE PIN! Both Golem and Codie are counted out!
VA: WHAT? How can THAT be!
JS: Quite simple, SIMPLETON! They were both LAYING on their BACKS and BOTH had an ARM ACROSS the OTHER?S CHEST!
VA: HEY! Watch that spit!
TR: Czar came down and distracted and confused Stu while the damage was done!
JS: That was already established moron!
TR: Interesting, what is transpiring here tonight! But unfortunately we have to break for a commercial!
JS: AGAIN! It?s like every THREE MINUTES; we?re breaking for a commercial!
( We break for commercials and catch Jake as he again heads to the back?. Vic follows him this time?..
(As our cameras come back from the commercials we focus in on the ring where Shane Rothenstein and Kevin Race are waiting for their opponent, suddenly : "Whatever" by Godsmack begins to play as we see Troy Martinez accompanied by Karen Jewello make his way to ringside?. Paul Kramer begins to bark the intro?.)
PK: Making Pittsburgh, PA his home at a height of 6?0? and weighing in at 260lbs! Here he IS! TROY MARTINEZZZZZZZZ! This was billed as a handicapped match but I am just getting word that???
(He is interrupted as, "Firestarter" by the Prodigy blares down and we see Jared Justice make his way to ringside?. Both Shane and Kevin start to argue with the ref who just shrugs?. As Justice climbs the ropes, he askes for the mic from Paul?.)
JUSTICE: Troy, I see that you have no partner here tonight, not that you would need one against these two chumps of Rothenstein?s! But I would like none the less to team up with you as you TRASH these two rejects from a hillbilly farm into tomorrow!
(Troy looks first at Karen and then at Justice and then at both Shane and Kevin who seem to be perturbed by this event?. He then nods his approval as Shane and Kevin storm them only to get DROP KICKED onto the ring floor!)
TR: And this match has changed at the very last second as Jared Justice makes an impromptu appearance and teams up with Troy Martinez! Shane and Kevin appear to be furious!
JS: Can you blame them? They trained hard for this match! And now all their plans have gone to POT!
VA: Guess even the best laid out plans will have a monkey wrench thrown into it! Shane rushing in and Justice catches him with an arm drag and brings him down! Race is drop kicked to the corner! Stu Fields officiates and is getting both Race and Troy into their respective corners! Meanwhile Justice with a swinging neck breaker on Shane, he follows that with a spinning leg lariat! And Shane is reeling trying to break Justice?s momentum! A kick to Justice?s knee makes him buckle, Shane with a punch to Justice?s throat! The ref warning Shane about the closed fist, Shane ignoring him as he continues to hammer Justice! Martinez shouting at the ref, but when the ref?s back is turned, Race rushes in and they double team Justice!
TR: Troy tries to get in but is stooped by the ref! Race runs back to his corner, Shane continues to hammer on Justice who is almost out! Shane cockily is about to scoop him up but NO! Justice BLOCKS it and SLAMS SHANE DOWN! Shane wriggles in pain as his back came crashing down onto that mat! Justice wisely chooses to tag in Martinez, Race rushes in but is met with a drop kick from Troy as Justice kicks Shane and holds him for Troy!
JS: He wasn?t holding him! He was leaning on him!
VA: Whatever Jack!
JS: Don?t call me that!
VA: What?s the matter, don?t like the name?
JS: No! No I don?t and besides the name is JAKE, not Jack!
VA: Okay, I?m sorry?.. JACK!
JS: Go JACK OFF PUNK!
VA: MAKE ME!
JS: I rather make your wife! HAHAHAHA!
VA: Real funny!
JS: She thinks it is! HAHAHAHA!
TR: Troy with a belly to belly suplex! Shane lands limpless in the corner! Race tries to intercede but is clotheslined by Jared Justice, the ref making them return to their corners! Shane rolls out and grabs hold of some cables and wraps them around Martinez , Karen Jewello runs over to where Martinez is and she CLOCKS Shane! Martinez quickly unravels the cables from around his neck and in turn wraps them around Shane, he then twirls him around and forces him to come crashing down onto the steps! That has to hurt!
VA: Martinez tosses Shane back into the ring but is met with a through the ropes drop kick by Shane that sends him reeling backwards into the guardrail! Shane trying to DDT Martinez onto the floor! Troy BLOCKS it and SUPLEXES Shane onto ring announcer Paul Kramer and a cameraman!
JS: HAHAHAHAHA! Now THAT?s funny!
VA: Anything that hurts FWF staff, you find funny!
JS: Hey, isn?t this the three ring circus? I thought for sure that you and Tony were the clown act!
VA: And what does that make you?
JS: The Ring Master!
TR: Martinez grabs a chair, Karen Jewello distract the ref! Kevin Race complaining but can not get the ref?s attention! He decides to take matters into his own hands and heads towards Martinez and Shane! Martinez just slammed the chair on Shane?s shoulder, and is BUM RUSHED by Kevin Race! He goes DOWN! Race all over him! Justice runs through the ring and leaps off the top rope landing a flying forearm on Race! All four are down! Stu over to take order!
JS: I?ll have a diet coke!
VA: I know what you really want!
JS: And what is THAT?
VA: Hey no need to get angry! Race is the first to get up and he commences to wail on Justice! Shane grabs hold of Martinez, Stu barks to them to take it inside the ring to which Shane hurls Martinez inside! Race and Justice LOCKED in a slugfest! Stu letting it go as he is more concerned with the action in the ring as Shane DDTS Martinez and covers him! 1! 2! That?s all he will get as Martinez kicks out, Shane pounces on him, Stu counts and Shane stops and commences it all over again!
TR: Martinez being tossed to the other side, NO! He stops midway and reverses it on Shane and sends him hurling onto the ropes! Race with a chair about to hit Justice, he doesn?t see Shane hurling in his direction! OH NO!
(Just as Race violently raises the chair, Shane hits the ropes and Justice jumps up and kicks the chair which smashes into Shane?s head?. Race is caught off balance by the move and his back scrapes down on the ring apron?..)
TR: Did you see THAT! What a MOVE! Martinez with a VICIOUS SPINEBUSTER! He COVERS SHANE! Stu there to count! 1! 2! 3! Martinez PINS Shane Rothenstein and gets the win for himself and Jared Justice who came down at the last second to team up with Troy Martinez! Karen Jewello climbs into the ring along with Justice and raises their hands up in victory?.. Race over to Shane comforting him?. He then grabs hold of Stu and is trying to explain to him what happened, but Stu shakes his head, he climbs down with Shane and Race behind him arguing his decision?.. Fans once again it?s that time!
JS: Yep! It?s commercial time! This isn?t a wrestling event, it?s a COMMERCIAL EVENT!
TR: Hold on Jake! Really? Is there a cameraman available back there?
JS: What? What?s going on back there NOW? I?ll be back!
VA: There he goes again!
TR: Where did he go when you followed him?
JS: I lost him! He must have saw me and ducked!
TR: Okay, if you say so!
VA: What do you mean, ?If I say so?? That?s what happened!
TR: Sure, okay! We have a cameraman in the back?.
(A camera shows Shane and Race still arguing with Stu?. Helix has appeared and both Shane and Race start to head in his direction?. Out of nowhere a silhouetted figure flashes in front of Shane and Race and CANES them! Helix begins to grin maliciously?.. Stu is shocked, he is able to say, ?Nev? before he is cut off, the last thing we see is the hand with the cane, it has a serpent tattooed on it, running down its arm with its fist making the head and fangs?.. Cameras pick up Tony and Vic as they begin to speak?.)
TR: Did you see that? I know that tattoo! I thought he had left the Coliseum!
VA: That doesn?t surprise me, but to see that he and Helix have ATTACKED Shane Rothenstein and Kevin Race certainly is!
(Cameras break for commercials?.)
(When we come back, we start to hear "Where Boys Fear to Tread" by Smashing Pumpkins as the spotlights pick up Minion and Abba as they head down to ringside to a throng of boos?.. Paul Kramer begins with the intros?.) PK: In our next match, hailing from New York City weighing in at 235lbs and standing at 6?5?, he is MINIONNNNN! (More boos are heard as Minion smirks and says something to his partner) His partner for this event is??.
("Shapes of Things" by The Jeff Healy Band blares down onto the Coliseum before PK could introduce Abba, the fans erupt with cheers of ?JEAN, JEAN, JEAN?! Abba and Minion glare at the approaching Jean)
PK: After a hiatus due to injuries sustained from Montreal, Quebec at a height of 6?1? and weighing 245lbs, Canada?s very own, JEAN RABESQUEEEEE!
(Fans again erupt as Jean enters the ring?..)
PK: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a special handicapped match! Your ref for tonight?s event is William Bennett!
JS: Oh great! The old geezer is going to officiate!
TR: There appears to be a commotion as fans heads are turning to the aisle, it?s NO! It can?t be! It IS! It?s Able Wicks, he?s to defend the FWF Frontier title against Beau Michaels here tonight! What is he doing here!
JS: Maybe he wants to show Jean his new FWF World title which he owns also! Or maybe he?s come to give Jean the tore up Frontier title he destroyed here tonight after all Jean claims that?s his belt!
(Cameras pick Wicks up as he enters the ring, confused looks are on all three opponents?.. Wicks motions for the mic?.)
AW: Jean, you and I don?t see eye to eye on many things, in fact I doubt if there?s anything that we do see eye to eye?. But I see that no one had the balls to team up with you against these two! I find that very unfair and I want to even the odds and make it fair?. So for tonight ONLY, I the IKON will be your partner Jean, I will watch your back!
(With that said, he attacks Minion ate Bennett calls for the bell and barks Jean and Abba into their corners?. Jean has a confused and distrustful look as he stares at Wicks?..)
TR: Looks like Wicks didn?t give Jean much of a choice as he attacks Minion and another handicapped match changed at the very last second!
JS: What are you talking about! Malec and crew just forgot to add it to the promos!
VA: Well whatever the case may be, Wicks is taking it to Minion! He tries to tag Abba in, but Wicks CLOCKS him and he falls to the fall! He looks familiar!
TR: Who does Vic?
VA: Abba, there?s something about him that reminds me of someone else!
JS: Who does Dic?
VA: It Vic! And if it?s of any interest to you, I was referring to Abba, he looks familiar!
JS: Probably your Post man!
TR: Wicks tags in Jean, who hasn?t taken his eyes off Wicks! Minion jumps on that opportunity and pounces on Jean! Wicks tries to intercede, but Minion drags Jean away and yells out to the ref who was being occupied by Abba! Now Abba joins in as they both scoop up Jean and SLAM him down on the mat! Bennett turns quickly and catches the double teaming! He runs over and makes Abba leave the ring?. Meanwhile Jean is Frog Splashed by Minion, the cover 1! Jean pulls his shoulder up! Wicks yelling encouragement to Jean?..
VA: I just don?t get it, especially after what Wicks did to the FWF Frontier title, he even said that only Minion deserved a shot! Yet here he is fighting alongside Jean Rabesque against Minion and Abba!
JS: Goes to show what you know! He?s softening the Minion up he?s not stupid! He saw an opportunity and JUMPED on it!
VA: You may be right Jake! Hell I can?t believe I said that!
JS: Neither can I, but you did which shows that you truly admire me!
VA: Admire YOU? Just because for once, I agree with you? Get real dude!
JS: I am real! I?m as real as real can get! What you see is what you GET!
VA: And it isn?t much Jack!
JS: It?s Jake! Minion is just outwrestling Jean! What the? NO!
VA: Another one of your assumptions gone to pot! Jean with a well placed knee to Minion?s groin has him on his knees! A drop kick to the chest area has Minion on his back! But Abba RUNS in and grabs Jean by his hair and SLAMS him down on HIS back! Ref Bennett there to send him back to his corner! Now Wicks comes out and he commences to STOMP on Minion!
JS: Cheap mule kicks!
TR: Bennett turns around after Abba points Wicks out, he sneaks behind Bennett and commences to attack Jean! Minion joins in and they drag Jean to their corner! Wicks arguing with the ref, he flings him around and Bennett sees the double-teaming! He rushes to break it up, Wicks stretching his hand out to Jean, who tries to make it to his corner but is stopped by a vicious Minion kick to the neck! He wraps Jean up, but before Bennett can drop Jean breaks out!
JS: That fat pig, he cost Minion the match there!
VA: How so Jack!
JS: LOOK! It?s JAKE DAMN IT!
VA: Easy there fella, don?t piss on your bloomers!
TR: Jean comes back with a shot to the throat area! He slides out and slowly gets up, grabbing Minion by his hair he begins to pound Minion?s face! Bennett there to warn him about the closed fist! Abba enters the ring and so does Wicks! They collide and Bennett again there to break it up! OH! Minion with a lowblow that FLOORS Jean!
JS: Lowblow? I didn?t see any, all I saw was Jean trip on Minion?s fist! HAHAHAHA!
TR: Minion choking Jean now, Wicks floors Abba, Bennett warns Minion to break the choke hold, but he scoops Jean up and SLAMS him down on the mat! The COVER 1! Jean kicks out just as Wicks runs in and was about to kick Minion on his back but he didn?t see Abba who CLOCKS him with a clothesline! Bennett is being kept busy here tonight!
JS: Watching a fly will keep Bennett busy! This is much too overwhelming for his little brain! Look at that confused mug! HAHAHA!
VA: Wicks rolls out and hits his head on the stairs, he is DOWN! Abba over to finish him off, but Bennett seeing Wicks down rushes over to stop Abba from doing any further damage! He quickly makes Abba go back and looks over at Wicks, whoo begins to show signs of life! He scoots back into the ring where Jean has Minion in a small package but Bennett is not fast enough to make the 3 count and Minion breaks it at two!
JS: You see! Even you admit that he?s slow!
VA: I didn?t imply that!
JS: I know, it just came out that way!
VA: Yea that?s right! Jean scoops Minion up and SLAMS him down hard, places an elbow to Minion?s throat area, goes for another pin but Abba rushes in and grabs his leg and flips him! Bennett angrily pushes Abba away and pokes him in the chest yelling at him to get back to his corner! Abba complies after a few seconds, Minion again choking Jean! Wicks comes in and NO! He was about to clothesline Minion but Minion at the very last second drops down and Wicks catches Jean INSTEAD! Wicks is besides himself as Bennett commences to yell at him now and pushing him to his corner catches Abba trying to rush in! He backs Abba away, Wicks in the corner, shaking and slamming his fist into the turn buckle!
JS: HAHAHAHA! Get that guys some TRI-FOCALS ! He?s blind as a bat! TR: Minion drags Jean over to Abba, the tag and Abba drop kicks Jean! You know you?re right Vic, there IS something familiar about Abba, his moves, his mannerism!
JS: Oh GREAT, pretty soon you?ll be saying that he looks like Wayne Roberts!
(Both Vic and Tony look at Jake with a surprised look)
JS: What!
VA: How did you know that!
JS: (Grins) Like I said before I?m a man in the know!
TR: Abba hurls Jean towards the ropes, Jean bounces off and just as Abba was about to grab him he ducks and GRABS Abba?s head and brings it down to the mat! BAM! Jean quickly now tosses Abba against the ropes, A FLYING CROSSBODY! Minion slams down hard, Jean grabs hold of his right leg and quickly folds it into a FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK! Abba is wailing out loud as these fans are behind Jean! But Minion breaks that up just as Bennett positioned himself! Wicks retaliates by clotheslining Minion over the top rope! They BOTH FLY OVER!
VA: Jean pulls Abba by the head, scoops his up and BOUNCES him off the ropes and into a THUNDEROUS BODY SLAM! Bennett there to cover, Minion trying to get into the ring, but Wicks grabs hold of him! Bennett counts 1! Minions KICKS Wicks off him and heads towards Jean! 2! Wicks Slams Minion down ! They roll into Bennett 3! Their rolling momentum brought Bennett?s hand down that much quicker and he makes the three count! Jean has pinned Abba! Jean slowly gets up and looks at Wicks who stares back with a sinister grin! Minion grabs Abba up with an angry look and shakes his head! He begins to yell at him! Jeans is looking on and OH NO! Wicks has just ATTACKED Jean! What the?
(Cameras pick up Black Sage as he heads to the ring, in his hand he has a chair?. Upon approaching he stares into the ring and at Jean our cameras then show Wicks Clothesline Jean from behind! Within seconds all three are kicking into Jean, the fans are tossing cups and other throwables?. Bennett tries to get them off him but no sooner than he gets Abba off, Wicks and Minion are all over Jean and when he turns Abba joins the fracas! Black Sage stares into the ring, he is about to climb in when?..)
VA: It was all a RUSE! They had this planned all along1
JS: I told you!
VA: No you DIDN?T!
JS: Oh yes I did! You weren?t paying attention!
TR: They are mercilessly beating and kicking on Jean! LOOK! Rushing down the aisle, it?s BILLY MATTHEWS! He FLIES into the ring and kicks Minion he is about to DDT him when Wicks SLAMS his fist into Matthews? back! Matthews goes down, he rolls away and SPEARS Wicks! Abba on top of Jean, not giving him a chance to catch his breath! Minion with a kidney punch to Matthews! Jean trying to comeback, he kicks Abba in the stomach! Bennett calling for security!
VA: Here COMES NEVADA! He has that cane in his hand! And Minion is the FIRST to get CLOCKED by Nevada! Wicks is the NEXT and to add insult to injury Matthews CLOTHESLINES him over the top! Jean KICKS Abba into Nevada who GETS a HOMERUN as he SLAMS and breaks that cane on Abba?s chest! Abba goes DOWN and is OUT! Minion reaches in and drags him out! Both he and Wicks commence to hurl explicits at Nevada who just grins! Jean walks over to Nevada, he turns him around and they stare at each other! After a few seconds Nevada embraces Jean and the fans explode!
(Cameras pick up Sage as he continues to stare into the ring, he slowly glares at Jean and Nevada and then Matthews, climbs down and slowly walks away, never taking his eyes off Jean?..)
JS: NO! Don?t side with Frenchie Nevada! Just when I was beginning to like you AGAIN!
TR: Matthews shaking the cobwebs off walks over to Jean and Jean pats him on the back! Matthews and Nevada stare into each other! Jean just stares at them! Matthews extends his hand out, Nevada just stares at it! Jean looks at Nevada, not knowing what to expect! And before he can say anything, Nevada SLAMS his fist into Matthews, he staggers backwards! Jean yells at Nevada, asking him WHY?
JS: ALRIGHT! The SNAKE is BACK! MY MAN!
VA: Jean approaches Nevada, but is stopped short by the broken cane in Nevada?s hand! He begins to say something to Jean!
NEVADA: You and I are good friends! Don?t ruin that by getting into my business Jean! What goes on between Matthews and myself is no one?s business! COMPRENDE! (Cameras show Nevada backing away, not taking his eyes off Jean or Matthews who tries to rush Nevada, but is stopped by Jean?. Nevada motions foe him to let Matthews go! Jean yells something at Nevada as does Matthews! Nevada first glares and then laughs?. He then turns and begins to walk away amidst boos and shocked looks?. At the end of the aisle a figure waits?. As we zoom in, we see that it is Helix?. As Nevada approaches him, they both look at the ring and then walk away?.)
TR: What was that all about? Has Nevada and Helix formed an alliance? And what about Black Sage, what was he here out for?
JS: You don?t know the half of it! Believe me there?s more to come! Now if you?ll excuse me, I have to go drain the lizard!
VA: Aren?t you forgetting something?
JS: What?
VA: The tweezers and the magnifying glass!
JS: That?s okay, your old lady usually helps me! She likes to whip it out and shake it for me afterwards! You should see how she cleans the pipe! HAHAHA!
TR: Let him go Vic! What a night this has been! Wicks attacks Jean after teaming up with him, it would seem that it was all a well planned attack! Throwing Jean off guard with Wicks! Matthews comes down to make the save and when he gets in trouble Nevada comes down to help out, but then turns on Matthews! And what was Black Sage?s purpose with that chair? Was he coming to help Jean or was he coming in to make matters worst for Jean? I?m afraid we have to break for commercials?.
(Fade to commercials?.)
(Cameras zoom in on the ring as ring announcer Paul Kramer steps inside?. Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes starts to play as we see Conflict come down, the crowds react with cheers and jeers placards can be seen saying, ?Conflict Brigade? and ?Conflict will rule the world??. Walking a few feet away from him is his partner JD Badluck?. )
PK: Coming to the ring we have the challengers for tonight?s FWF tag team championship event! From the sun city Miami at 6?4? and weighing in at 265, Conflictttttttt! And his partner for tonight?s tag team event is??.
(PK is interrupted by Conflict who grabs the mic and says?..)
CONFLICT: He doesn?t need no intro, his name is JD Badluck and he?s my partner! And that?s all you need to know!
(JD stares at Conflict who maliciously grins, as JD is about to approach him, ?Dangerous Grounds by Method Man plays and we see the FWF tag team champions slowly making their way to ringside?. Both JD and Conflict glue their eyes on them?..)
PK: And now entering the ring we have the FWF tag team champions, at a combined weight of 450lbs! Standing in at 6?2? from the city of angels, Los Angeles CA. here is RICK FREEEEEMANNNNN! And his partner hailing from Raleigh, North Carolina at a height of 5?11? "The Human Demolition Derby" Darren McMillan! Your referee for this event is Sal Putz?.
(Cut to announcer?s table as Jake with a disgruntled face says?.)
JS: And here are the FWF tag team champions, Freeman and McMillan! Two very lucky fools, who not once but TWICE have been lucky and handed the belts!
VA: WHAT? What are you saying man? Freeman single handedly defeat the former tag champions, the Copycats to become the current tag team champions, he then announced that Darren McMillan would be his tag team partner! He fought long and hard to get there, he??(Jake interrupts with mocking kissy noises)
JS: Why don?t you kiss his ass while you?re at it! What are you? His lover, or maybe you?re his PR man? I guess while you?re covering the front with Freeman, McMillan secures the rear huh?
(VA glares at Jake, he is about to say something but is interrupted by the dimming of the lights?.)
TR: What NOW?
JS: Did Malec pay the electric bill? Hey maybe it?s Lebron just fooling around, turning them on and off! Or it could be Dread frying someone who didn?t agree with him!
VA: You are so sick!
JS: Not as sick as those three stooges I just mentioned! I??.
(Suddenly the lights go out again and when they come back on, Czar is standing next to the announcer?s table a whistle around his neck?.. A headset in his hands?.. Jake with a surprised look and grin welcomes him?..)
JS: Well isn?t this a pleasant surprise? Welcome Czar, welcome to the lame matches that only the FWF can conjure up! Gentlemen, (looks at Vic and Tony and smiles) you all know Czar!
(Both Vic and Tony look at Czar and then the headset in his hands, Vic then looks at Jake)
VA: Isn?t that your spare headset Jake?
JS: (JS smiles and looks at it) Why yes, yes it is! Go figure! Can?t hide nothing from you eh Czar?
(Czar just stares and motions for a chair, he then sits in between Vic and Jake)
CZAR: Jake, my man thanks for the warm welcome, unlike your compadres there!
JS: They?re not my compadres Czar, I just happen to have to work with them! Hey Czar what?s the whistle for?.
CZAR: This whistle? All in due time my friend?..
(As we break for a commercial, Freeman spots Czar and comes to the edge of the ring and glares at him, just then we get a quick glimpse of the Birds of Prey, as they make their way to the front row, the crowd looks on in shock and surprise?. Fade to an FWF promo of the upcoming PPV?? As we fade back, we see that Freeman is attacked by Conflict from behind, ref Sal Putz is making McMillan and JD Badluck to their respective corners?.)
TR: Freeman allowing himself to be distracted by Czar?s presence, Conflict laying it in on Freeman?.. Conflict stares in our direction and at Czar and smiles?..
JS: What are you trying to say dude?
TR: Nothing Jake, our cameras caught a glimpse of the Birds of Prey who it would seem are enjoying the evening?s events?. Or are they here for another reason?.
VA: It seems that the FWF is getting newer and bigger talent with every event?. Conflict and now JD attacking Freeman, ref Putz stopping McMillan from intervening ! McMillan picks him up and drops him to the side and RUSHES Conflict with a clothesline to the neck and quickly turning it into a spinning neck breaker that stuns Conflict! He then goes over and CLOCKS JD with a right! Putz Pushing him back and warning his, most likely about what he did to him! McMillan arrogantly waves him off and heads to his corner!
JS: What a wimp that Putz is! Unlike my man Czar, who in his ref days was the enforcer in that ring, he didn?t take any crap from any of those chumps!
VA: Speaking of which Czar, what brings you here tonight?
CZAR: Shouldn?t you be asking why the Birds of Prey are here? Or why Helix or even Black Sage are here? Or better yet, why are YOU here!
JS: HAHAHAHA! That?s telling them Czar! Hey he was invited and that?s all you need to know!
TR: Freeman on the loosing end here as he is being pounded once again by Conflict and JD! McMillan again comes in and makes the save! This time he jumps off the ring and grabbing a chair runs to his opponent?s corner and SLAMS that chair into JD?s back! JD falls hard, Putz a bit confused until he sees McMillan! McMillan smirks and says he?s not in the ring! Putz momentarily stumbled!
JS: Momentarily hell! He?s always that way!
VA: Him and a lot of people!
JS: You should know!
TR: Putz telling McMillan to go back to his corner, he does but not before he jumps on the ring apron and KICKS Conflict in the head but the momentum rams him into Freeman!
JS: Hey Czar, why did Kraven pulled Flatliner off Freeman during the tag match? Was it really because of Golem?
CZAR: That you will need to ask them and take your chances on how they will reply!
JS: I don?t get it?
CZAR: You will!
VA: HAHAHAHA! You don?t get nothing, do you?
JS: Shut UP! HAHAHA! Look at that fool! He?s crawling back to his corner, JD in the ring! Where the hell is he going?
TR: JD still dazed a bit! Freeman almost to his corner, McMillan encouraging him on! But NO! JD GRABS his leg and drags him back to the middle of the ring! A well placed elbow to his leg! He?s bending that leg now!
VA: Freeman has been unable to tag here yet as Conflict yells out to JD to tag him in! JD continues to hammer on Freeman, again Conflict yelling to him! Oh ! oh! Conflict enters the ring and twirls JD around, he now commences to instruct him to leave! JD glares at him, shakes his head, Putz over to JD telling him also to leave, he didn?t see what happened since at the same time McMillan step into the ring most likely thinking Freeman was about to be double teamed again!
JS: That Putz is really a PUTZ, eh Czar? CZAR: He really is a confused man Jack!
(Vic bursts out into laughter as he sees the shocked look on Jake)
VA: Jack doesn?t like to be called ?Jack? his name is ?Jake?! Isn?t that right Jack?
JS: Never mind him Czar!
VA: Talk about kissing up!
TR: Conflict trying to pin Freeman in the middle of the ring, McMillan comes FLYING with a missile drop kick from his corner!
JS: Look at that Putz! He?s almost HIT!
VA: That was one hell of a move!
TR: Putz, doesn?t know who to take out, as McMillan all over Conflict and Freeman continues to drag himself to the corner!
JS: HAHAHA! He?s had enough!
TR: I am told that we have to go to a commercial! McMillan with a DDT that has Conflict STUNNED!
(We fade to LD?s skybox where we see him glaring down at the announcer?s table, slowly he puffs on his imported cigar?.. Fade to a Black Sage promo?.. Fade out of that and a collage of Matthews, Nevada and some of Helix, it then explodes and flames engulf the screen?. We then fade off to an Army promo?. When we come back, we see McMillan about to flatten Conflict but JD attacks him from behind?.)
TR: That will certainly be one for the annals! Imagine a THREE WAY MATCH for the FWF National title on the next PPV! Any predictions Czar? Who do you think will take the gold?
(JS yells out)
JS: That?s so damn obvious! Pay him no mind Czar, he can?t help being a moron as Vic can?t help being an imbecile who has to duck under every doorway!
VA: Things certainly began to heat up on that one, Nevada coming to Jean?s aid as did Matthews, but he attacked Matthews and then warned Jean when he questioned him about his actions! But rumors have it, that it was indeed Nevada?s hand we saw wielding that cane on both Shane and Race as they confronted Helix! And we saw Helix leave with Nevada after he attacked Matthews! Many questions to be answered at the PPV!
JS: Oh BOY! Another Punko Suave fan! Read the writing on the wall jerko!
TR: Conflict yells at JD to attack McMillan as he begins to distract Putz! JD all over him, but McMillan somehow super kicks JD on the chin and heads for his corner, he sees that Freeman is still in no condition to come in, but as he turns JD grabs him in a belly to belly and slams him down! Covers him, but Conflict sees it and pulls him off! What?s going on here? Conflict now jumps on McMillan and yells at Putz to begin counting! JD is INCENSE! He grabs Conflicts and pulls him up! Conflict pushes him and grabbing him by the neck, he says something to him, JD glares again as Conflict waves him off, Putz telling JD to go to the corner!
(Cameras pick up JD as he continues to glare at Conflict who is smirking, he then stares in the announcer?s table again, giving McMillan time to land a few upper cuts?. )
TR: McMillan catching Conflict by surprise with a small package as Conflict went to pin him but he?s able to break it before the two count!
JS: Hey Czar, where?s Kraven and Flatliner?
CZAR: Around!
VA: Probably hiding after attacking Golem the way they did!
JS: HEY! Watch your FILTHY MOUTH! They run from no man!
TR: Hate to say it Vic! But Jake?s right, that breed knows only one gear, FORWARD! Look at the Warlords, look at the NEH and at Maelstrom!
JS: True, true all so true! HAHAHAHA!
VA: Conflict calls for JD and as JD comes in he tells the ref on his own partner? What gives? Conflict now tosses McMillan out of the ring and GRABS Freeman by the hair and PULLS him IN!
JS: Now THAT?S a smart man, Freeman is hurt and Conflict can smell it! Him calling JD in and then telling that Putz about it was all a ploy!
CZAR: That?s a smart move, when you have someone hurt, don?t let up!
TR: Freeman on his back taking a pounding, Putz does a double take upon seeing Freeman, McMillan shaking the cobwebs off rushes into the ring but Putz stopping him more out of confusion than anything else, he at this moment can?t tell who?s legal!
VA: Conflict with a dragon sleeper, Putz bringing up Freeman?s hand, once, twice, three NO! McMillan has seen ENOUGH! He?s wailing on Conflict ignoring Putz, JD comes in and kicks him in the back! He staggers forward onto Putz!
JS: HAHAHAHA! Putz got FLATTENED!
VA: Conflict tossing McMillan out again, he?s pulling the ref up, JD pins Freeman! Conflict looks at JD and drags Putz over! He?s?..
JS: Hey Czar, what?s the whistle for?
CZAR: You want to know what the whistle?s for? Watch!
(He gets up and blows the whistle, just then everything seemed to go into slow-mo as our cameras pick up the BOP as they head to the ring and at the same time Conflict TURNS on his partner after he points Putz to the approaching BOP who are on the ring apron?. The lights once again dim and when they come back we see Flatliner and Kraven in the ring, they begin to wail on JD and Freeman, Conflict just grins and stares at Czar, Putz arguing with the BOP who slowly begin to climb down, as Putz is turning he witnesses as both Kraven and Flatliner bring Conflict down with a vicious combination move of the flatline and cave-in with devastating effects?. Ref Sal Putz calls for the bell, and rushes out of the ring to where ring announcer Paul Kramer is?. Kraven and Flatliner slowly climb down, Czar without saying another word takes off the head set, tosses it on the table, grins and walks away?.. Our cameras start flashing back and forth to the BOP and then Flatliner and Kraven and then Czar who disappears into the crowd?. Jake with a puzzled look runs after him?. Vic with a smirk runs behind Jake?. We zoom in on Paul who is making the announcement of Putz? decision?.)
PK: Ladies and gentlemen, ref Sal Putz has called this a NO CONTEST! Due to the match getting out of control and to all the interference by both the Unholy Alliance and the Birds of Prey!
TR: What a tag title match! Folks I have word that something has happened out back, let?s get the camera back there?..
(Cameras zoom in on Golem who attacked Kraven but is in turn himself attacked by Flatliner?.. As he turns and raises his hooked hand, a rope catches it in mid-air and he is pulled back?.. Cameras fade to commercials?..)
(Cameras focus in on Abel Wicks as ?Cemetery Gates by Pantera begins to play, ring announcer Paul Kramer introduces him as he enters the ring)
PK: Hailing from Scottsdale, Arizona at a height of 6?1?, weighing in at 235 lbs, he is "The IKON" Abel Wicks!
(Wicks enters to a hail of boos and jeers, several fans toss garbage at him, he smiles as he again has the trashcan and the gym bag?. He arrogantly raises his make shift belt?. I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred begins to blare into the Coliseum, spotlights pick up the Beau Michaels as he struts down to the ring amidst a hail of cheers, and a placard reads out, ?Marry me Beau?! Ring announcer Paul Kramer makes the intro?. The crowd goes berserk)
PK: At a height of 6? weighing in at a lean 231lbs from Sacramento, California! The ONE, the ONLY BOY TOY! BEAUUU MICHAELLLLLLSSS!
TR: It isn?t a mystery as to whom the fans are backing in this one! Especially after what Wicks did to the FWF Frontier title earlier this evening!
JS: Yea and the big bad Lord Dread has decided to fine Wicks but notice that he NEVER left his office!
VA: That was his skybox! And he is HERE in the Richmond Coliseum!
(Shades is seen lost in thought)
TR: Jake? Is anything wrong that you?re staring at the skyboxes?
JS: (After a few more seconds of staring with a far away look) Ever wonder why Dread?s name is never brought up in any of what?s been happening around here! Yet if you look more closely, he has to be in the very thick of it!
VA: Your assumptions being?
JS: Assumptions hell! Just think of it you moron; he?s related to JC, to Nevada and even Czar, Kraven and Flatliner! Now LeBron has a close association with Maelstrom who is related to Dread! JC is the leader of the NEH
VA: WAS, the leader of the NEH! In fact I don?t think there?s an NEH anymore!
JS: That?s because you?re an idiot Dic, and you don?t know nothing!
TR: It?s anything Jake! But anyway, get to the point! You don?t know Dread like I do! That man is pure evil! Very quiet and very sneaky!
VA: Other than the fact of him being the leader of the Warlords and that he was a ruthless man in his time?.
(Jake interrupts)
JS: That?s a thousand year old GEEZER! Even Satan steers clear of him!
TR: You?re dreaming Jake!
JS: Sure I am, especially since you say so!
TR: Michaels showing some ring rust, as he goes for Wicks arm and is kicked in the process and before that, Wicks outmaneuvered him! Wicks with a clothesline and an attempt to pin Michaels but Michaels breaks free!
VA: Wicks low blows Michaels as Bennett?s back is turned! He goes for his gym bag but Michaels with an elbow to Wicks neck area!
TR: Michaels with a series of technical moves and holds that daze Wicks momentarily! Michaels begins to gyrate over Wicks, but Wicks slams his fist upward and THAT HAS GOT to HURT! He goes for that gym bag again, but Bennett warns him about it! Look at the way he?s looking at Bennett!
VA: Bennett not backing away! He?s standing his ground here against Wicks!
JS: Well he better STAND DOWN, before he is LAYING DOWN! HAHAHAHA!
TR: Bennett is a no-nonsense official! Michaels retaliates with a vicious swinging neck breaker and Wicks reels from it!
JS: He?s not reeling from the neck breaker it?s the perfumy smell emanating from Michaels? body!
VA: He climbs the ropes and DROP KICKS Wicks as he began to get up! A DDT FLOORS Wicks! Michaels not wasting anytime here as he goes for the pin!
JS: Hey, why didn?t he gyrate this time?
TR: Bennett drops to count but Wicks kicks out at two! Michaels pounding on Wicks his making his to the ropes, he grabs the bag But Michaels kicks it away!
VA: Bennett pulling Michaels away, this time Wicks grabs the gym bag and opens it! He pulls out those same garden sheers he used to cut the Frontier title! Bennett doesn?t see the sheers in Wicks hands!
TR: Wicks clocks Michaels with them and is threatening to cut Michaels? family jewels!
JS: What jewels? He ain?t got no balls MAN! HAHAHAHA! Freaking fairy!
VA: I would watch my mouth Jake, you could wind up with a lawsuit on your hands!
JS: Whatever, I am speaking the gospel truth!
VA: You don?t know what gospel truth is!
JS: Sure I do, you just can?t handle the truth!
TR: Bennett sees the sheers and is yelling and warning Wicks about them, he grabs them off him and tosses them outside the ring! Wicks glaring at Bennett who instructs Wicks to mix it up, he waves his hand in threatening fashion at Bennett!
JS: These FWF refs just can?t get any respect can they?
VA: Wicks grabbing Michaels by his hair and pulling him up, he yells at Michaels, scoops him up and BAM! Applies a running POWER BOMB! The cover, Bennett counts 1! 2! 3NO! Michaels kicks out just in time! Wicks appears angry as he first stares at Bennett and then Michaels! A few well placed punches to the face and again he grabs him by the hair, ref Bennett warning him about it! Wicks appears irate as Bennett continues to warn him about his closed fists this time, he tosses Michaels out near that trashcan and commences to argue with Bennett who starts to count! Wicks glares and jumps out to where Michaels is trying to get his wind back Wicks all over him, Bennett on the floor now yelling at Wicks to take it inside the ring, Better watch it Wicks, Bennett will DQ you quickly, he?s?.. (Jake interrupts)
JS: YEA, YEA! ?Bennett is a no nonsense official? We?ve all heard it already Dic!
TR: Ignore him Vic!
JS: Yes Dic, ignore me, please ignore me, it?ll save a life?.. YOURS!
TR: Michaels getting up, rushes Wicks with a clothesline but wicks DUCKS and Michaels HITS Bennett INSTEAD! HE?.
JS: HAHAHAHA! It shouldn?t hurt Bennett that much, with all that fat to help cushion him!
TR: You?re a cruel man Jake!
JS: (Rubs chin and smirks) Hey what can I say!
TR: Michaels helping Bennett up! Wicks grabs hold of that trashcan raises it up over his head, he?s about to hit Michaels with it but Bennett sees it and warns Wicks, causing Michaels to turn, Wicks stops and starts a shouting match with Bennett! Michaels laughs and gyrates, Wicks is INFURIATED! He looks at Bennett and then at Michaels who is laughing and gyrating, he?.. OH MY GOD!
JS: HAHAHAHA! BULLSEYE!
TR: Wicks hurls the trashcan, Michaels not expecting it gets hit with it, he FALLS DOWN! Bennett comes in between Wicks and the fallen Michaels, who is staggering up to his feet! Bennett has seen ENOUGH! He?s calling for the bell!
JS: HAHAHAHA! That sure was funny! Can we see that AGAIN! HAHAHAHA!
VA: You?re sick Jake, you know that?
JS: Why? Because I like my wrestling real and brutal? Hey this is a man?s sport, where everything is settled in the middle of the ring, not in no damn fancy office suite with high priced lawyers! No my friend, it is done the good old fashion way, with THESE! (Waves his fists, Vic bursts into laughter) What?s so funny Dic?
VA: You Jake! All that tough talk coming from a wimp!
JS: Funny, that?s what your old lady calls you with each downward stroke I slam down!
TR: Shhhh! Paul and Bennett have finished and Paul is about to announce Bennett?s decision?.
JS: Oooohhhh! Be still my savage heart!
PK: Ladies and gentlemen, due to Abel Wicks constant disregards for the rules, and using a foreign object, ref William Bennett has DISQUALIFIED FWF Frontier champion Able Wicks! He awards the match to Beau Michaelllllss!
(Wicks flies into a rage, arguing with Bennett, he then stares at the booing crowds, grins and raises his belt and points to it and then to him?.. Cameras fade into commercials as an enraged, yet grinning Wicks heads to the back?.)
(We find Malec, several FWF officials entering the ring?. As we zoom in we can hear Malec say?.)
MALEC: At Charlotte my hand was forced into carrying out a decision I did not wish to make and strip Nevada Smith of the FWF National title?. His actions and behavior went against everything we at the FWF believe in, he thought that he ran the show?. As I was being attacked by Mr. Nevada JC makes an appearance after a long absence and actually comes to my aid and nearly electrocutes Nevada, leaving him lying helplessly near the ring?. As Mr. Rico Suave would say, ?More burning questions??. What is your motive JC? Why did you come down and make enemies with a man very few want on their bad side? I know that you are in the building JC, I can bet that one of those sky boxes houses you (Points to sky boxes) I want you to come down to ringside and explain yourself! I would also like to thank you personally for your aid at Charlotte, come on down JC!
(Several pockets of fans pick up the chant of, ?Come on down JC? slowly it builds and as the spotlight picks up JC walking towards the ring, we can hear the chants turn into a mixture of cheers and boos? JC climbs into the ring and looks around at the crowds, he nods in agreement as they chant and boo him?. He then stares at Malec who in turn stares back?.)
JC: Malec you and I never saw eye to eye, we never agreed on anything! One thing we may or may not agree on is that during these past few weeks, several groups and individuals have taken upon themselves to run amok talking about takeovers and overthrows! (Smirks and shakes his head) This isn?t the dark ages guys! And whether you want to believe me or not, I will not stand idly by and allow this to happen! I have my reasons for what I did and will do, about 50 million reasons! People like Stanley Rothenstein and Nevada Smith and even Abel Wicks will come to realize that the FWF is not a backyard operation! It is a multi-million dollar business!
MALEC: JC, don?t insult my intelligence and the fans? as well! I find it hard to believe that you of all people would even think that way! What are the real reasons you are back?
JC: Malec it is a known fact that the FWF came into being with monies from JC UNLIMITED INC, 50 million dollars of it!
MALEC: Now wait just a minute, that was a court decision that you had no choice but to abide with to avoid going to jail!
JC: Yes, you?re right but it is still my money! And besides Malec, I?ve had time to really think and see myself for what I had become?. I didn?t like it! I want to apologize to the fans a?.
(JC is cut off mid sentence as Nevada roars down the aisle in his Harley, the crowds break out into more cheers and boos, as he approaches the ring he circles it slowly, staring at Malec and JC, they in turn stare back?. The FWF officials look at each other shrugging with confused looks?. Nevada jumps over the ropes and walks towards JC and Malec, a stare down ensures for several minutes before Malec says?)
MALEC: What are you doing here Nevada! You were told to stay away, what are you trying for now Nevada? Are you looking to jeopardize what we discussed earlier?
NEVADA: Now boss, ya should know I wasn?t gonna listen! And besides I want to say something to you and JC?. To you Malec, I want to say that I understand why you did what you did?. I pushed ya too far and you did what you felt was right! JC on the other hand saw an opportunity to wedge himself in?. It?s quite alright JC, in fact I ain?t even pissed off at that, now you frying me is another thing! But hey I am big enough to know when I was bested!
(Without warning Nevada pulls out a Tazer gun from his jacket pocket and grabs JC by his neck and stabs him with the Tazer sending a shocking volt that has JC jumping about like a fish out of water! Nevada then tossed JC?s limp body next to Malec)
NEVADA: I didn?t say that I forgave or forgot now did I JC? PAYBACK is a bitch eh JC?
MALEC: What the hell have you done? Get the hell out of here! Security escort Mr. Smith OUT of the Coliseum! You will answer for this Nevada!
NEVADA: Anything you say boss! Anything you say!
(With that say and done, Nevada gets back on his bike and roars away back the same way he came?. As the cameras pan the fans, we see throngs of shocked and confused faces?. Malec?s is the only one that is distorted in anger as medics tend to a fallen JC?. Fade to commercials?.)
(Cameras zoom in onto the aisle as we hear "Devil's Pie" by D'Angelo as Walter McDougal makes his way down to ringside, he looks at the ladder as he passes by it and saids something to Mason who looks up at it and smiles, patting McDougal on the back?..)
PK: And now for the MAIN EVENT of the evening! Coming into the ring accompanied by his confidant Mason, he hails from Chicago, IL at 255 lbs. And 6'6" "Mr. Charisma" himself, WALTER McDOUGALLLLLLLLLLL!
(The Coliseum lights go out, a wolf?s howls can be heard as it echoes throughout the arena, "Right Now" by Van Halen starts to play as the spotlights pick up Stone Wolf?.)
PK: Defending his newly won FWF Cable TV title, from the Black Mountain in New Mexico standing at 6?2? and weighing in at 223lbs, the FWF CABLE TV CHAMPION, STONE WOLFFFFFFFF!
(As Stone Wolf does his entrance. The Cable TV belt is buckled together, he carries it at his side when he reaches the ladder set up in the aisle Stone Wolf steps indifferently underneath the ladder, and stops. His head slowly pans the cheering fans in the crowd, and slowly he unbuckles the belt, slinging it over the ladder's folding support. In no apparent hurry, Stone Wolf starts climbing the ladder, the crowd responds by growing louder as he ascends. He reaches the top and straddles the top step. He remains perched there for a moment, slightly hunched forward. The music fades out, but the cheering continues unabated. From the crowd, we start to hear a single word being chanted at first, it sounds like a consistent vowel...."ore"........ hard to make out. A peculiar grin crosses Stone Wolf's lips. Gradually, the word seems to gain momentum and soon, the word is across everyone's lips, scattered groups get a chant going others follow suit, with alarming speed, it all comes together, clear as day........."STORM"....... Stone Wolf's grin widens into an amused smile, and he motions for a microphone. It only takes seven words........)
STONE WOLF: "Storm, could you come out here please?" (The crowds BALLISTIC! The arena goes dark again, and another wolf howl PIERCES the darkness, almost drowned out by the delirium. There is no music to complement this, nor a spotlight, but after a moment, the lights come up again. The smile on Stone Wolf's face is still present, but for a different reason. Directly beneath him, under the arch of the ladder....is a sleek gray wolf. He calmly sits back on his haunches, panting lightly, just like an obedient pet. Stone Wolf gazes at McDougal and Mason for a long moment, and we see his amused smile slowly fade away. As his expression takes on a much darker quality, he shoots a quick look at Storm below him, and shouts a command that nobody can understand, and punctuates it with shooting another glance at the ring. The effect is simply galvanic. Storm BURSTS forward toward the ring, leaping onto the apron with poetic grace. McDougal and Mason without much convincing LEAP out of the ring, McDougal makes the mistake of dropping the Universal Championship belt in the ring. They seem ready to take off into the crowd just to get away, but Storm has given up the chase. He parades around the ring with an almost *cocky* strut, the crowd eats all this up. Storm scoops up the Universal title in his mouth, plops down on his stomach, and proceeds to turn the Universal title into a very expensive chew toy. McDougal becomes upset watching his belt get chewed, and pleads his case to nearby officials, who just seem to shrug at him. Meantime, Stone Wolf; a trace of his smile returned, drops down from his perch, grabs the CTV title and purposefully walks to the ring. He rolls in and gazes down at Storm, who is beginning to do serious damage to the leather on the belt. He reaches down and picks up the title. He holds it up and out to McDougal as if to say, "Come and get it." McDougal rushes the ring, ready to comply, but Storm is up immediately, teeth bared, his back arched. McDougal thinks better of it, the referee starts to get on Stone Wolf, ordering him to stop fooling around. Stone Wolf regards him, and casually tosses the Cable TV belt to him. With obvious contempt, he tosses the Universal title over his shoulder and out of the ring. Storm immediately gives chase to his chew toy. McDougal takes this as his cue, and angrily rushes into the ring as the match starts. During the ensuing brawl, the ref attaches the belt to the metal ring and it is raised, the ladder still on the outside?)
VA: WOW! Now that is BACKUP! McDougal with a knee to Stone Wolf?s gut, follows it up with a clothesline, but just stands there staring out into the throngs of fans as if looking out for someone or better yet a WOLF! (Laughs)
TR: Do you blame him Vic? Mason will not be much help here against a gray wolf!
JS: Toss that dog a bone and watch him get distracted! What?s next from Stone Wolf? Teaming up with the wolf and going for the tag titles? What is Malec thinking?
TR: Stone Wolf retaliates with a dropkick that sends McDougal reeling backwards and out of the ring! Mason there to comfort him, but he too stares into the crowds as if looking out for Stone Wolf?s pet wolf! Stonewolf drops to the floor and pushes Mason away and wails on McDougal tossing him back inside!
VA: McDougal quickly shakes the cobwebs and commences to kick on Stone Wolf as he enters the ring! Stone Wolf grabs hold of one of McDougal?s legs and flips him into the ring post! And DROPKICKS him into it again! Mason is beyond himself, as he nervously looks around!
TR: McDougal is IRATE! He begins to scream at Stone Wolf who just grins at him, McDougal rushes Stonewolf, at the last second Stone Wolf sidesteps and kicks McDougal in the back of the head, McDougal does a 360`! The crowds are at a fever pitch here!
JS: Yea that mongrel is probably rubbing his mangy flea bitten fur on them looking for scraps!
VA: Stone Wolf constantly intensifying this match, he commences to kick on McDougal?s left thigh! He tosses McDougal outside and jumps over the top rope, grabs a chair and RAMS it down on that thigh! McDougal howls in pain! Stone Wolf is now bending that same leg backwards with a variation of a Boston crab! The ref there to see if McDougal wants to call it quits!
TR: I don?t think McDougal is about to give up just like that, look he?s trying to reach the ropes! Slowly he stretches for the rope, Mason there to lay an assit as the ref?s attention is elsewhere! Mason pulls McDougal?s hand to the ropes and yells at the ref! He calls for the break, Stone Wolf glares at Mason who just smiles!
VA: Stone Wolf however doesn?t let up on that leg as he continues to attack it!
JS: That?s all he knows how to do!
VA: Shows what you know about strategy, what Stone Wolf is doing is making it impossible for McDougal to climb that ladder!
JS: Is that what he?s doing? Stupid me! I thought he was part mule!
TR: Smart move by Stone Wolf! McDougal is allowing his anger over what Storm did to his belt get the best of him as he cold cocks Stone Wolf and yells out to him and motions to his waist! McDougal slaps Stone Wolf and then flings him across the ring, and follows him but Stone W olf, using his feet recoils from the corner and slams his fist into McDougal?s face! McDougal is DOWN! But Stone Wolf doesn?t go for the ladder, he instead continues to work on that left leg of McDougal!
VA: I have just been informed that we have to break for a commercial break and a special announcement?.
(Camera fades off from action in ring where we see Stone Wolf and McDougal locked in a vicious Donnie brook! Fade off to Lord Dread in his private box high up in the Richmond Coliseum, camera zooms in and we see a very deadpan LD?.)
LD: Mr. Wick, your actions here tonight have shown us just what type of individual you are, though I speak for myself, I am sure all will agree that your destruction of FWF property should have repercussions and believe it when I say that they will! You like many others will have to realize that while you may currently be the FWF Frontier champion it doesn?t give you the green light to commit acts unbecoming an FWF champion?. You should have realized that when you saw Nevada get STRIPPED of the FWF National Championship! Like I did Nevada, I am going to do you, you WILL be fined heavily for your actions here tonight! You WILL replace the FWF title belt that you so maliciously have destroyed! And you WILL oblige by the rules and standards set by the FWF executive officers! Oh and one more thing, You do not dictate who you will face and who you will not! In fact we do not even dictate that area?. No Mr. Wick, that is dictated by the COMPETITION! The rankings have a purpose Mr. Wicks! You will face whomsoever has reached that level of competition and when you are challenged by said competitor you will defend until you lose the title in a manner becoming an FWF champion or experience the end results! We will NOT tolerate any individual or group of individuals to come into the FWF and run roughshod in it!
(Camera fades off to a FWF commercial showing the contract signing of Black Sage and the news conference afterward?. It then focuses in on the ring where McDougal has Stone Wolf on the ropes and choking him as Mason distracts the ref?. Stone Wolf ducks an elbow smash and drops to his knees and again continues to attack McDougal?s left leg?.)
TR: Stone Wolf relentless in his attack on that left leg of McDougal! He grabs it and drags him down to the mat, has the knee in some sort of painful hold, the ref finally turns around and sees McDougal raking Stonewolf?s eyes but it?s not enough to make him break the hold! In fact he applies more pressure!
VA: Mason trying to sneak in the ring, WAIT! LOOK!
(Camera zooms in on Storm who comes out of nowhere and bites Mason in the butt, dragging him out of the ring, Mason reels backwards when he sees Storm and bumps and trips over the stairs, the fans erupt in laughter?. The ref turns to see what the commotion is and doesn?t see McDougal with a smashing low blow that makes Stone Wolf release his hold?.. McDougal tries to get up but falls back down, the ref looks back and his face shows the confusion in which he?s in! Suddenly we hear more uproar laughter as Storm chases Mason down the aisle he knocks the ladder down in hopes of stopping Storm who sidesteps the falling ladder, but a cameraman is not as lucky as he is smashed in the head with it, more laughter is heard?. Meanwhile back in the ring McDougal drags and limps his way to try to pin Stone Wolf?.. Midway he realizes that it?s a ladder match and heads off to retrieve the ladder, by this time Stone Wolf has recovered and sees McDougal limping out of the ring and retrieving the ladder?.. Just as McDougal reaches the ring he springs into action and using the ropes as a catapult, hurls himself on top of the ladder which was high over Mcdougal?s head as he was about to place it on the ring apron?..)
TR: WHAT A MOVE! That has got to be the most outstanding maneuver I have ever seen!
(Jake interrupts)
JS: Shows how mundane a life you live! Any high flying clown can do that!
VA: Can you?
JS: Can YOU!
TR: Guys! We have a show to do!
(Just then Jake gets up and heads towards the back)
VA: Where are you going Jake? Off to sneak a drink? (Laughs) You just love living on the edge don?t you! The drunk edge that is!
JS: (Looks at Vic angrily and is about to burst out and then remembers where he was headed) SHUT UP! I have something I have to do, if that?s okay with you!
(Walks away and heads to the back)
VA: (Looking on) Where do you think he keeps going Tony?
TR: I have no idea Vic, I hope that it?s not to sneak a drink somewhere! He doesn?t smell or act like he?s been drinking!
VA: Maybe he found a substitute! Hahaha!
TR: No that wasn?t nice! McDougal is OUT! Mason has been chased off by Storm and Stone Wolf shaking off the cobwebs untangles the ladder from McDougal and tosses over the ropes?. He picks up McDougal and SLAMS him down onto the floor for good measures! McDougal grimaces in pain but still fights Stone Wolf off as he rakes his eyes again! Remember this is a no DQ ladder match, the ref is basically there to raise the hand of the winner!
VA: And that is achieved with that ladder in the ring! Stone Wolf making his way up to the ropes, McDougal dragging himself onto the ring apron! Stone Wolf grabs him and bodily tosses McDougal into the ring, he continues to work on McDougal?s left leg! McDougal grimaces in pain! A FIGURE-FOUR for good measures has McDougal reeling and reaching for the ropes, but Stone Wolf applies even more pressure! Stone Wolf lets go of the hold and commences to TIE McDougal in the ropes! He then goes to the top and DROPS an elbow unto McDougal?s head! McDougal is OUT!
TR: Stone Wolf drops to the floor and grabbing the ladder, he heads to where the Cable TV belt is dangling! He positions the ladder underneath it and begins to CLIMB up! McDougal is just wakening up and sees Stone Wolf climbing up the ladder, he hurriedly unties himself the ropes, he stands up and FALLS back down, he is nursing that left leg! Stone Wolf almost to the top! McDougal drops to the floor and literally DRAGS himself to the ladder but it is TOO LATE! Stone Wolf has GRABBED the Cable TV belt and RETAINS it! He adds insult to injury as he drops from the ladder and uses McDougal as a mat!
(Paul enters the ring and makes the announcement?.)
PK: And the winner of the FWF Cable TV ladder match and STILL CHAMPION?.. STONE WOLFFFFFF!
(Fans erupt with chants of ?Stone Wolf, and Storm??..)
VA: Tony, I?ve just gotten word that Mason was last seen running into the parking lot with Storm in hot pursuit! Do we have a camera in position?
(Camera picks up a running Mason as he weaves through the parked cars and trucks, Storm close behind him?. We also see Jake Shades as he puts a cellular to his ear?. Cameras fade to a commercial?. When we come back, we see a DOWNED Jake Shades, standing over him is a very confused looking Vic Alvarez who has a cane in his hand, a car can be heard screeching away?. Our cameras fade as it zooms in on Vic who looks at the cane and then the downed Jake, confusion tells into denial as he begins to shake his head and yells out, ?NO! I didn?t! Our cameras fade out to the FWF logo?.)