Card #25: PPV: WrestleBowl I - New York
October 23, 1999

(The screen comes in on a huge capacity crowd, screaming, various signs can be read, such as "Matthews 3:16" "Jake Shades Sucks" and "Nevada Smith is my hero", the camera pans around several times at the capacity crowd, and then cuts backstage to what appears to a control center, later discovered to be the backstage area for FWF Wrestlebowl I. There we see Wilson Hazard dressed in a tuxedo standing in front of the camera)

Wilson Hazard: HELLO AMERICA!(crowd cheers wildly) WELCOME TO WRESTLEBOWL I: THE LEGACY CONTINUES! Tonight promises to be one of the most spectacular evenings in the history of the FWF. Ten huge matches are scheduled tonight live, only on pay-per-view. We will be featuring a few of these matches in this next hour, as well as six matches on this pre-show itself. One of the bloodiest matches on the card tonight will be featuring two of the FWF"s hottest newcomers, Suicide King and Asylum. For some reason, Suicde King has a bone to pick with Asylum. Why, we're not exactly sure, but all of it will come to a head tonight. These two will compete in the FWF"s first ever barbed wire match, and it promises to be nothing short of spectacular! Parental discretion is strongly suggested for that one. But in the mean time, let's get down to the ring, with 2/3 of our PPV announce team, Tony Ross, and Jake Shades.

(screen cuts to both, both actually dressed nice at their ringside booth, Tony on the left, Jake on the right)

Tony Ross: Welcome to Wrestlebowl! I'm Tony Ross, along side the always...colorful Jake Shades, we have six matches to take place before the PPV even starts, and it promises to be a memorable event.

Jake Shades: Yeah, sure, whatever, let's get these chumps out of the way so we can get to the real deal.

TR: Whatever, Jake, let's get up to the ring!

ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring(Cue UP: "Danger, danger" by 3 Bastards) from Denver, Colorado, at a combined weight of 525 lbs., the KAMIKAZE KIDS!(crowd gives no reaction, as two kids walk out) And their opponents,(Cue UP: When Wolrds Collide by Powerman 5000), ata combined weight of 535 lbs. from Brooklyn, NY, and Whitelandia USA, here is Da Homeboy, and Preppy, THE ODD COUPLE!

(crowd laughs at the black guy acting white, and the white guy acting black)

TR: We should have a good match between these two young tag teams.

JS: Good match, who are these Kamikaze Kids, do they have names?

TR: Honestly, I don't think so, I've never heard of them.

JS: Won't take them long to get the snot beat out of them.

TR: Apparently not, as The Odd Couple is immediately on them! They are completely destroying The Kids with lefts and rights! This is getting ugly real quick!

JS: Looks like these kids might not have much of a career in the FWF.

TR: Definitely not, as they have spilled outside, and the Odd Couple has decided that are going to use some hardcore tactics in this match. Preppy nails one of them over the head with a steel chair.

JS: These isn't seeming to be too much of a challenge, here, even though I could take out this Odd Couple single-handedly.

TR: Sure you could Jake, regardless, Homeboy is now working a cheese grater to the head of one of the Kids, he is busted completely wide open. This is hideous!

JS: WHat are you talking about? This is fun!

TR: Preppy with another chair shot! And now he picks him up, and now he hist him with a beautiful Asai moonsault! And now Homeboy has another one of them up, and powerbombs THROUGH THE TIMEKEEPERS TABLE!

JS: Now THAT'S more like it! MORE!

TR: It looks like they're willing to oblige! Homeboy is dragging one of the Kids, and Preppy is dragging the other through the crowd.

JS: It looks like they've stacked some tables up over there.

TR: They are taking each of the Kids onto this stage. That stage has to be 25 feet in the air!!!!

JS: What are they planning?

TR: OH MY GOD!!!

(crowd sits in stunned silence after just seeing Homeboy powerbomb each Kamikaze Kid through FIVE TABLES! They each lie motionless in a bloody mess)

TR: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST WITNESSED!

JS: And they're not even done yet!

TR: Homeboy is not stacking them ontop of each other on another table! Preppy is still up on the stage!

JS: NO!

(crowd pops as Preppy dives off the stage on to both, shattering the table)

TR: THAT HAD TO BE 20 FEET!

JS: This chumps are still garbage, but this is impressive.

TR: Please end this now. It appears as though they are. They're dragging of the Kids back to the ring! The referee has been letting all of this go. I'm not sure if either one of the Kids is mocing. They have one, I believe his name is Rob, back to the ring. And here it is, The Worlds Apart! Homebody hits a powerbomb, and Preppy off the top rope! It's amazing he's still moving! Here's the cover! 1-2-3!!

JS: About time!

TR: Thank God that's finally over. That was probably the worst beating in FWF history. Paramedics are on the way for the Kamikaze Kids. Let's get back up to Wilson Hazard.

(screen comes back in on Wilson Hazard backstrage at Wrestlebowl)

WH: The Odd Couple comes out on top, in what might have been the most brutal beating of anyone in the history of the FWF. They are definitely a team to watch for in the future. Tonight, here at MSG, the fans will witness at Cable TV Title match between the defending champion Stone Wolf, and Jobber. Jobber has been quite successful as of late, but will he be able to win without interference? And what about Stone Wolf? He's been quieter than usual leading into this match, does he have something special planned? This one could be a good one, and the fans here in New York City could very well see a new Cable TV champion. And we'll also see a match between the opposite ends of the spectrum, Codie Thompson, and JT Holiday. Thompson viciously attacked Holiday at the Richmond battleground, and Holiday is definitely looking for revenge. Will he be able to pull it off? Tune in to Wrestlebowl to find out! We're about set for our mext match, so let's get back down to the ring, to Tony Ross and Jake Shades.

(camera comes back in on Ross and Shades at their ringside announce table)

TR: Thanks Wilson, and we have another huge tag match, coming up, let's get to the ring!

ANNOUNCER: This next match is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring....(Cue up: "Look What the Cat Dragged In" by Poison) at a combined weight of 493 lbs. from Santa Monica, and Olympia, Washington, please welcome "Wildfire" Johnny Rage and Sky Suicide!(crowd gives mixed reaction) And their opponents...

(Cue up: Thunderstruck by Sprung Monkey) at a combined weight of 617 lbs. from Sacramento, California, Montana Jackson, and Danny Blast, the team of Hardcore!!!!!(crowd roars as they come to the ring, erach folding chairs with their "Hardcore" symbol on it)

TR: The crowd is going nuts for Hardcore here!!

JS: Oh, who cares, the Kliq should have no trouble with these chumps.

TR: I don't think so, as Hardcore comes in and hits the Kliq with chair shots. Staggering them to the outside!

JS: That's a fluke!

TR: Not quite, Blast with a HUGE flying body press to the outside on BOTH members of the Kliq, and they are staggered. Listen to this crowd as Blast climbs back in the ring.

JS: Good move, but like I said, it won't last.

TR: Suicide back in the ring now. He and Jackson circling each other. Suicide punches, no effect.

JS: Come on Sky!

TR: Off the rope, and Jackson caught him! Huge slam!!!! Blast in, and he hits a beautful split-legged moonsault on the down Suicide, who quickly makes the tag to Johnny Rage.

JS: Blast pounding on Rage, who follows with a thumb to the eye. Rage off the rope with a huge clothesline! YEAH! That's more like it Rage!

TR: Not for long, Rage was showboating, and he cut back fist from Jackson, who is standing on the ring apron! Blast tags in Jackson, who hits a beautful DDT on Rage. And now he takes out Suicide, who falls to the floor! The crowd is eating this up!

JS: This crowd needs to shut up right now!

TR: Blast is on the top rope, and he hits a huge splash onto Suicide down on the floor! A beautiful maneuver! And now, Jackson's in the ring, and he hits a huge powerbomb onto Rage. Johnny Rage is out!

JS: Oh no, not the stupid chairs!

TR: Montana is pointing to those chairs with the symbols. Blast is entering the ring, and the referee is letting all of this happen. Montana and Blast each have a chair, and THEY PLASTER JOHNNY RAGE! ONE ON EACH SIDE OF HIS HEAD!! OH MY GOD, AND NOW THEY DO THE SAME TO SUICIDE!

JS: Figures they'd need to cheat!

TR: The refs letting it go! And now, Rage is on Jackson's shoulders, and Blast is climbing the top rope! And it's The Tower of Pain! Blast just moonsaulted onto Rage. They take out Suicide. This one's over. 1-2-3!!!

ANNOUNCERS: Here are you winners, Hardcore!!!!! (crowd goes nuts)

TR: Hardcore with the easy win here, let's get it back up to Wilson Hazard, backstage here at Madison Square Garden!

(screen comes back in on Wilson Hazard)

WH: Thanks Tony! And yes, we are backstage at probably the biggest venue in the world for the world of wrestling, Madison Square Garden! There's a lot of hype surrounding this event, and I promise that we will NOT disappoint! FWF fans are going to get a chance to look into the future tonight, as Ricky Kabe takes on "Mr. Charisma" Walter McDougal. These guys are both up and comers so their prsensence hasn't been totally felt by the FWF community, but this one promises to be a mat classic! 2 out of 3 falls to determine who the true young star in here in the FWF! Fans, you are not going to want to miss this one. Also tonight there will be a match to determine the #1 contenders to the FWF national Tag Team Title. The Birds of Prey, fresh off their return to FWF rings, will battle Blood and Fire, consisting of "The Eradicator" Troy Martinez, and Jared Justice. Let's take a brief look at this match.

(screen shows the Birds of Prey dominating in previous tag team experience in the FWF, AFWC, and NFWA)

V/O: One team has been the gold standard, newly returned from an absensce.

(screen shows Jared Justice and Troy Martinez previously fighting elsewhere in singles' competition)

V/O: Two of the most dominating singles' wrestlers on the planet, joining forces.

(screen shows them winning their first match easily as a team in the FWF)

V/O: And now, they have become one of the most dominating tag teams.

(screen cuts back in forth between the two teams)

V/O: Each team has their eye on the one thing, but they must go through each other first.

(screen shows National Tag Belts)

V/O: Something's got to give!

(screen explodes, as the camera returns to Wilson Hazard)

WH: That one promises to be huge! Now, let's get back to the ring, where Victor Alvarez has joined Tony Ross and Jake Shades at the FWF announcing table!

Victor Alvarez: Yes, it is good to be here, and thank you Wilson, we've witnessed a lot of action, haven't we guys?

TR: Yes, we certainly have, and I'm sure there is plenty more to come!

VA: Let's get up to the ring!

ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall. COming to the ring (Cue up: Right Here, Right Now by Jesus Jones) Acommpained by Jackson "Dollar Sign" Lee, from Kobe, Japan, weighing in at 178 lbs., here is Galaxy!!!!!! (crowd cheers as Galaxy runs to the ring, Lee walking behind him) And his opponent.... (Cue up: Skatania by Reel Big Fish) Accompanied to the ring by "Crescent Fresh" Ziggy Jefferson, from the Suburban Jungle, weighing at 275 lbs. this is Maxwell Houz!!!! (crowd boos loudly as Houz and Jefferson walk slowly to the ring)

VA: This appears to be a total mismatch.

JS: And it's going to be, Galaxy doesn't stand a chance!

TR: Sure he does, he's just going to have to use his remarkable quickness to try to take Houz down.

VA: There's the bell, and Galaxy immediately tries to lay into Houz, no effect at all.

TR: No he gets the right away, and exectues a nice sliding kick to the legs of Maxwell Houz, and Houz goes down.

JS: Come on Maxwell! Show this Mexican twerp how we do things!

VA: He's Japanese Jake.

JS: Who the hell cares! He sucks! Good ole' Jackson Lee needs to ditch this twerp and try somebody else.

TR: Galaxy controlling the action so far. Beautful kick to the face!

VA: Uh oh, it looks like Galaxy might be getting greedy now. He's climbing the top rope!

TR: MOONSAULT!

VA: No, Houz caught him! Huge tombstone piledriver! He seems to be going crazy now!

JS: Yes, this is what I wanted to see!

TR: I hate to use the term, but it apperas as though Houz, has "Snapped." And look at Ziggy Jefferson, he's completely laughing over on the side of the ring!

VA: Houz has Galaxy up in the Tree of Woe, and now, a huge sliding kick! You could just see Glaxy's head snap back. That was gruesome!

TR: He seems to be on dream street already, it doesn't look like this match is going to take too much longer.

VA: It appears as though Houz has turned a bit hyper!

JS: It's all that coffee Jefferson gave him before the match!

TR: In the meantime, two perfectly executed Senton Bombs! Glalaxy is out!!!

VA: Houz playing to the audience, who are booing him like there's no tomorrow! Galaxy is rising up, he bounces off the ropes!

TR: NO!!! He ran right into a Spear from Maxwell Houz, and this one's all but over now.

JS: Oh yes, that's what I'm talking about!

VA: Houz has him, and there it is! The Spinning Doctor Bomb, and this one is over! 1-2-3!!

ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner, Maxwell Houz!!!!(crowd boos as his music cues, Jefferson raises his arm in the ring)

VA: There was very little question about that one. Let's get back up to Wilson Hazard.

(screen cuts back to Wilson Hazard)

WH: A very easy win for Maxwell Houz, it appears that the bigshots in the FWF are definitely going to have watch out for this newcomer! Two other matches to take place tonight are singles matches with important ramifications. The first is Minion against Michael "The Dragon" Kerrigan. Minion brutally attacked Kerrigan after his match with Jean Rabesque at the last house show, and it appears that these two might be on opposite sides of a fued that's just starting. Tonight's match is going to be a huge step in the careers in these two young men. Speaking of young men, two of the FWF's youngest are getting to get it on as well. Black Sage and Elvis Pummel will tangle in what is definitely going to be a brawlfest. The winner of this one will immediately jump to the top of the title picture. We're getting to get back to the ring now, but before we do, we have an interesting piece of footage to share. (screen cuts away as Hazard continues speaking) Here we see Miss Honey arriving in a limo earlier this afternoon, with no sign of Hacker. There has bo no sign of Hacker throughout the entire afternoon and evening. How will this effect his match with White Lion? Let's get down to the ring and find out.

ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring... (Cue up: "Youth Gone Wild" by Skid Row) from Holllywood, California, weighing in at 240 lbs. WHITE LION!(crowd boos as Lion makes his way to the ring) And his opponent.. (Cue up: "Blue Monday" by Orgy) accompanied to the ring by Miss Honey, from The Internet, weighing in at 280 lbs. here is HACKER!!!(the corwd goes nuts, but only Miss Honey walks to the ring, White Lion looks confused in the ring)

VA: Where's Hacker?

TR: I have no idea, Wilson said backstage that they haven't seen him all day.

JS: That's great, but what's the tramp doing out here!

TR: Honey just shrugs her shoulders, indicating she doesn't know where Hacker is either, and now White Lion is starting to mess with Miss Honey.

VA: Don't do that Lion, just take the win, and get out!

JS: Come on, give it to her!

VA: Wait, a man in a hooded sweatshirt, just jumped the railing, he rolls up White Lion!!! 1-2-3!!!! It was Hacker!!!! Hacker just pinned White Lion!!!

ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner, HACKER!!!!! (crowd is going ballistic as White Lion whines in the middle of the ring)

JS: That's not fair!!!

TR: Apparently it is Jake, as Hacker gets a huge win here on the FWF pre-show for Wrestlebowl I! Let's get it back up to Wilson Hazard.

(screen cuts back to Wilson in the FWF Control Center)

WH: Thanks Tony, another great contest with Hacker coming out of the crowd to win the match! Probably the most intriguing match on the card tonight is for the FWF National Tag Team Titles. Let me give you a rundown here for just a second. The challengers, Golem and Wayne Roberts, completely despise each other, and how they got booked for this match is anyone's guess. The champions, on the other hand, could even be more bizarre. Neither of these men actually won the world tag team titles. Rick Freeman won the tag titles by himself, and he then chose Darren Macmillan, a former FWF tag team champion with his former partner Sage, to cohold the championships. Just recently, however, Freeman pulled out of action, so MacMillan was left without a partner. Who did he find? FWF newcomer "The Iceman" Kevin Kearns. What will Kearns be capable of, he's accomplished in Japan, but how will he fare in the FWF? Time will only tell on this one, folks. Trust me, though, this is going to be an explosive one. If Golem and Roberts can successfully coexist, they have a great chance of walking out of Madison Square Garden with the titles. Also tonight, there will be a match for the FWF Frontier Title. Champion "The IKON" Abel Wicks defends against long time champion Jean Rabesque. Wicks' "World Title" is also at stake. If Rabesque wins, he can do whatever he wants with the belt. Wicks is on a role, and Rabesque is out to lose th belt he claims he never lost. What will happen? Call your local cable company, order WRESTLEBOWL I:THE LEGACY CONTINUES to find out. Let's get back to the ring to Tony Ross, Victor Alvarez, and Jake Shades.

VA: Thanks Wilson, up next we have a huge hardcore match featuring newcomers "Lights Out" Scott Allen and D-Mon. These two could have legitimate claims, as well as Asylum and Sucidie King, who meet here later tonight, on who the King of Hardcore is in the FWF.

TR: Speaking of Suicide King, we have some prerecorded comments of his from earlier this evening.

(Cut to Suicide King, backstage)

SK: D-Mon, Allen, Asylum, I want you all to know that you may be great competitors, but I AM the King of Hardcore around here. Asylum, you're going to find out first, and the rest of you, your turns will come, it's only a matter of time.

(cut back to the announce table)

TR: Let's get up to the ring, for this huge hardcore explosion.

ANNOUNCER: The following HARDCORE match(crowd pops) is scheduled for one fall... (Cue up: "Island Lover" by Shaggy) Coming to the ring, from Kingston, Jamaica, weighing in at 260 lbs. here is D- MON!!!(crowd pops, "Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Mason cues) And his opponent, from South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 265 lbs. this is "LIGHTS OUT" SCOTT ALLEN!!!!!!(crowd boos as a focused Allen walks to the ring)

TR: This is one is set to be huge. No disqualifications anywhere!

JS: I hope they kill each other!

VA: There's the bell, and Allen immediately lays in to D-Mon, but D- Mon immediately fights back.

TR: Their trading blows, as D-Mon whips Allen in and executes a beautiful back body drop, and Allen immediately retreats to the outside.

JS: That's smart Allen, don't let him get the momentum!

TR: D-Mon comes over, and Allen pullshim to the outside! Their trading blows out there now, and Allen whips D-Mon straight into the stares, D-mon is down!!

VA: Good counter by Allen, this is a hardcore match, anything goes, and he uses the outside to his advantage.

TR: Allen picks up a chair now, but gets a kick in the gut as picked up to swing it over the ehad of D-Mon. D-Mon is pounding away on Allen now, and hits a DDT out on the concrete! The crowd is going nuts out here.

JS: Come on Allen! Show this pretty boy whats up!

TR: He is hardly a pretty boy, Jake.

JS: Compared to Allen, he is, he's from South Philly.

VA: That may be true, but right now, D-Mon is pounding away on Allen on the outside of the ring. OOHH! He clothesline Allen over the rail and into the crowd!

TR: Looks like they're going to fight it out right now in the crowd, and the people are loving this.

VA: OOHH! Allen just took over again with a low blow while D-Mon wasn't paying attention. They're all over each other in the crowd now. And a beautful Belly To belly suplex out in the crowd! These two are giving everything that they have! And now he picks up D-Mon and drops him on the rail!

TR: Allen is in control now, but D-Mon fires back with a series of punches, and he has staggered Scott Allen. These two are again trading blows, and D-Mon goes for a Powerbomb, but Allen reverses it and flips D-Mon back over.

VA: It appears as though every time D-Mon gets the advantage, Allen finds another counter!

JS: I wish they would just kill each other and get it iver with!

VA: They're making their way back to the ring, and Allen plasters D- Mon over the head with a chair. But somehow D-Mon keeps getting back up!

TR: They're back in the ring now, still trading blows the entire time. Allen picks him up, and hits a nice T-Bone Suplex, here's the cover, 1- 2-no!!!! D-Mon kicks out!

VA: That was two and a half, Allen nearly had him there.

JS: I wish I had, put an end to this.

TR: Allen back on the attack, but D-mon fights back with a Gutwrench powerbomb! Where did he pull that out of?

VA: Both men are lying motionless in the middle of the ring. Referee is issuing a ten count. D-Mon raises to his feet, picks up Allen, and hits a nice European uppercut, sending Allen back down! Here'sa cover, 1-2-NO!! Allen kicks out!

TR: D-Mon with a German Suplex and a bridge! 1-2-NO!!!!

JS: COME ON!!

VA: Shut up Jake! Allen getting back to his feet, and he sends D-mon to the outside with a desperation whip.

TR: Allen is definitely thinking there, he just bought himself some more time!

VA: And now Allen is setting a chair up in the middle of the ring. D- Mon is back on the apron, and climbs in the ring. Allen whips D-mon in, and NO! D-mon just reversed it into a DDT into the chair!!! This one's over 1-2-3! NO!!!! Somehow, Scott Allen kicked out, and D-mon is perplexed. He's setting up a table in the corner, and placing Scott Allen on top!

JS: Good, maybe this can end this.

VA: D-Mon is going to the top rope, and he's definitely not known for his aerial maneuvers. HE MISSES THE SPLASH! Allen rolls him over! FOOT ON THE ROPE! 1-2-3!!! NO!!!!! Somehow, D-mon kicked out, and he's getting a second wind, somehow!! D-mon throws Allen, and there's the 360 Caribbean Hurricane, his set-up maneuver! He has him up FOR THE TROPICAL DEPRESSION!!!!

TR: NO!!! ALLEN REVERSED IT, HE FALLS ON TOP OF D-MON, HOOKS A LEG!!! 1-2-3!!!! ALLEN WINS IT!!!!!!!

ANNOUNCER: Here' is your winner, "Light's Out" Scott Allen!!!!(crowd giving both men a standing ovation on such a spectacular match)

VA: That had to be one of the best matches in the FWF in quite awhile, and this is only the pre-show!

JS: I have to admit it, those little jabrones even impressed me a little!

TR: And there's a handshake, and both men return to the locker room, with the crowd still cheering. These men definitely each gave their all! Let's get it back up to Wilson Hazard.

(screen comes back in on Wilson)

WH: Thanks Tony. We have one more match to preview here tonight, and it may be the biggest match in FWF history. Let's take a place at the historic 3 man cage match to determine the FWF National Champion.

(screen shows clips of Helix, Billy Matthews, and Nevada Smith)

V/O: Three men, all former National Champions, two were set to meet at this very show.

(screen shows Nevada and Helix, then Scott Malec adding Matthews adding to the match)

V/O: Tensions run high, adn violence erupts, as the one common friend between two enemies tries to intervene.

(screen shows Nevada clocking Matthews as Rabesque furiously tries to break it up)

V/O: Three men will go into a steel cage, but only one will come out, and he will be the FWF National Champion.

(screen shows the belt)

V/O: The most coveted prize in wrestling today, and it's up for grabs, here at WRESTLEBOWL I!!!!

(screen cuts back to Wilson Hazard)

WH: This plans to be a huge evnt, folks, order it NOW! You will NOT regret doing it! We have one match remaining on the pre-show, our main event, as former tag team partners collide, as Conflict faces JD Badluck. Let's get to the ring again to Tony Ross, Victor Alvarez, and Jake Shades.

(screen cuts back to the announce table)

TR: One match remaining before the real show starts, and what an event it has been!

JS: Yeah, sure, whatever.

VA: You're right, these young talented superstars have given their all, and these two promise to be no different. Let's get it up to the ring!

ANNOUNCER: The following is scheduled for one fall, Coming to the ring...(Cue up: "It's the End of the World(As We Know It)" by REM), from Anchorage, Alaska, weighing in at 200 lbs. JD BADLUCK!!! (crowd pops as Badluck runs down to the ring) and his opponent (Cue up: "Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes) from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 265 lbs, CONFLICT!!!!!(crowd boos slightly as Conflict walks to the ring wearing his black singlet)

VA: These two tried tagging, but resolved to beat the crap out of each other.

JS: I think Conflict figured out he was carrying the team, and ditched that chump Badluck.

TR: Both of these men, are talented Jake, neither has an advantage.

JS: Whatever.

VA: There's the bell, and Badluck immediately goes for the legs of Conflict, trying to eliminate the size advantage.

TR: Good strategy, that's the only way Badluck has a chance, is by ducking and moving.

VA: Badluck hitting lefts and rights, and a beautiful standing dropkick, Conflict gets up, and receives another! He retreats to the corner.

TR: Badluck goes for a splash, and misses, and goes straight into the turnbuckle. WAIT!! What's going, Codie Thompson has made his way to ringside!!

VA: He's not scheduled until the PPV itself, what's he doing out here?

JS: He's about to add some actual wrestling ability to this match.

TR: Right now, he's just circling the ring, not doing much, meanwhile, Conflict has taken control inside of the ring. He clotheslines Badluck over the top rope, and Thompson just stands there and looks at him.

VA: Badluck staggering back to the ring, but Conflict just continues the barrage. He picks him up, and suplxes him back in the ring from the apron!! Here's a cover, 1-2-kickout!!!

TR: Almost had him there, Badluck needs to recuperate in a hurry. Conflict going for an axehandle, but Badluck reverses with a kick to the gut, he's in off the rope, and hits a nice swinging neckbreaker.

VA: He's going to the top!!Badluck is sizing up Conflict, beautful splash from the top!! Cover! 1-2-kickout!!!

JS: Come on Thompson, get in there and take them both out!

VA: Thompson's still circling the ring, meanwhile, Badluck goes back to the top, Conflict is staggering, Badluck goes for his moonsault, no!! Conflict caught him!!

TR: Huge tombstone powerbomb!!!!! Conflict has Badluck down!! There it is!!! It's the Conflict Crash, the sleepr type hold with a leg scissiors!!Badluck's not tapping out, he's fighting it!!!

VA: The ref's calling for the bell, Badluck has passed out!!!

ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner, "CONFLICT!!!!!"

TR: A very short match, but a hard fought win for Conflict, now what is Thompson doing?

VA: Codie Thompson is attacking both men with a steel chair!!! What's he doing??

JS: He's saving the pre-show!!! Now he's going to talk!!

VA: Thompson has a mic, let's hear it.

THOMPSON: Well, Well, Well...........The ROSTER EXPLOSION....and this is what its all about, this is the BEST YOUNG TALENT THE FWF, hasto offer! You gotta beKIDDING ME! NO TALENT, NO HEART....nothing but straight GARBAGE! "

(he throws down the mic, and walks out of the ring to thunderous boos, leaving both Conflict and Badluck in the ring)

TR: Well, that concludes our portion of the pre-show, we'll be with you in just a few minutes. Back to Wilson Hazard.

WH: Yes, that concludes our portion, but you don't wan to miss any of the action to come. It's an event you don't want to miss. WRESTLEBOWL I: THE LEGACY CONTINUES! Live, only on PPV! We'll see you in a few minutes, thanks for tuning in.

(fade out)

(FADE TO: the fluttering sounds of a helicopter's blades as we are caught in an aerial view of Manhattan..... the helicopter travels over New York's Times Square and pauses there hovering as we catch a glimpse of the "Ticker Tape Marquee" that reads "..... FWF Invades New York City's Madison Square Garden!!......" The helicopter then dips a little lower.... allowing us a closer view of the bustling hordes of pedestrians and vehicles as they slowly make their way to unknown destinations...... suddenly the helicopter picks up the pace and flies down 7th Avenue until it reaches the coliseum like structure, known world wide as .... MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!! The helicopter slowly starts descending until it is about 30 feet or so from Madison Square Garden's rooftop.... there it hovers momentarily as spotlights from the roof come on and a score of police officers gather below ..... apparently waiting for the helicopter to land. The helicopter then slowly begins to make its final descent and expertly lands on the roof top. A few of New York's Finest duck their heads and make their way to the helicopter. Just then, the helicopter door opens and out steps FWF Co-Owners, Joe LeBron and Scott Malec! Immediately the police officers escort Malec and LeBron across the rooftop to a door leading to the inside of Madison Square garden. As they enter, the scene instantly switches to another camera view as Otis "The Periscope" Sawyer is seen skulking about the shadows... obviously trying steal an exclusive......)

JOE LeBRON: Have they arrived yet?

POLICE OFFICER: No, we haven't seen them yet. We've got the entire block covered however, once they enter the perimeter, we'll have 'em!

SCOTT MALEC: You just make sure that you DON'T lose them! And when you catch those pieces of (BLEEP), I want you to give them the "Royal Treatment" (winks at Joe LeBron who begins to smile faintly and nod).

JOE LeBRON: Yeah.... I don't want them to know WHY you're detaining them, you just have them escorted to the ring and wait there with the rest of the boys in blue and let Scott and I take care of the rest!

POLICE OFFICER: Whatever you say Mr. LeBron.

JOE LeBRON: Please... Joe will do just fine.

(Police officer nods his head)

SCOTT MALEC: Give us a call however a few minutes BEFORE you plan on escorting them to the ring... we'll be at the Sky Box.

POLICE OFFICER: Absolutely Scott.

SCOTT MALEC: HEY!! That's MR. MALEC to you!!

POLICE OFFICER: Err... ummm.. sure Sco.... I MEAN MR. MALEC!!

(Suddenly one of the officers notices Otis 'The Periscope' Sawyer and alerts everyone....)

JOE LeBRON: HEY!! SHUT THAT (BLEEP) (BLEEP) CAMERA OFF!!

(The police officers suddenly rush toward Otis who grabs his camera and makes a break for it! The scene begins to fade as we hear the Otis's huffing and puffing as he tries to outrun the police officers.... a brief jerky picture of the cops giving chase with Malec and LeBron standing in the background is the last we see before the scene suddenly changes to static.... a few seconds past and when the transmission is resumed we are inside Madison Square Garden! The roars are thunderous as it is SOLD OUT!! The cameras begin to pan back and forth..... catching glimpses of screaming fans, some doing obscene gestures, others posing.... and still others doing what ever it takes to get on camera!! The cameras continue to pan the throngs of fans..... it centers momentarily on a couple of fans holding a banner that reads... "The FWF RULZ!! IWC, MWF and WWWA just couldn't HANG!!". Yet another sign reads "Shades is Malec's father!". The cameras continues to pan further downward as it momentarily focuses on fight that has broken out between a group of fans near ring side. As the cops come in to try and restore order there, the cameras zoom to the broadcast booth where the Triple Threat Team of Tony Ross, Victor Alvarez and Jake Shades are standing by......)

TONY ROSS: OH MY GOD!! IT'S PURE PANDEMONIUM HERE AT THE MOST FAMOUS ARENA IN THE WORLD!!! WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE FWF'S WRESTLEBOWL I!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: THAT'S PUTTING IT MILDLY TONY!! HEY SHADES, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SIGN THAT SAYS THAT YOU ARE MALEC's FATHER?? This is the SECOND ARENA where I saw a sign like that.... could it be hinting towards the truth??

JAKE SHADES: Let me put it to you this way Victoria... if I'm Malec's father, then his MOTHER must be your WIFE!!! HAHAHAHHHAAHA!!

TONY ROSS: As interesting as that question is, and it IS interesting, I think the MAIN question right now is what just transpired a few minutes earlier with Malec, LeBron, and New York's Finest!?!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Yeah, something DEFINITELY seems to be going on here, though my sources have no idea what.... (interrupted)

JAKE SHADES: WHAT SOURCES?!? You mean that little (BLEEP) Otis Sawyer and his peeping tom camera?? PLEEEEEAAASE!! Ya better plan on calling your source at the nearest hospital because if I know MALEC like I do, he's got those GOON cops on his payroll!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well, I won't argue with you there.... I mean, considering that you're Malec's father and all... (INTERRUPTED)

JAKE SHADES: BITE ME VICTORIA!!

TONY ROSS: Can't you two ever give it a rest? Here we are at what promises to be the BIGGEST PPV ever in FWF HISTORY and you're still bickering like two 5 year olds!!

JAKE SHADES: Hey... don't yell at me me!! HE STARTED IT!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Careful Tony.... Jake might get Malec to fire you, (begins laughing)

TONY ROSS: Yeah, and if he's watching right now, I have no doubt SOMEONE would get the ax.... anyhow... like I said.... tonight the FWF HAS OUTDONE ITSELF!! We just witnessed 6 matches at the Pre-Show and we still have 10 HUGE MATCHES TO GO!!

JAKE SHADES: 1O MORE MATCHES!? DAMN! Now I'll NEVER get outta here tonight!!

TONY ROSS: Hey, that's why yer dad, ummm I mean Scott Malec pays you the big bucks!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, this is the FIRST time that the FWF has actually even included a Pre-Show on their PPV's.

TONY ROSS: That's right Vic... the reason for that is that there are SO many new talented wrestlers flocking to the FWF that this was the only way to showcase this new talent!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Yeah.... that and the fact that the FWF's long time competative nemesis in the Wrestling Industry, the IWC, was forced to close it's doors due to what is rumored to be, high-level executive incompetence of day to day operations.

JAKE SHADES: Why don't you just say what you mean... THEY DIED 'CAUSE THEY SUCKED!! I mean, truthfully, it was a matter of time! They couldn't possibly last in a head to head competition against the FWF!!

(Ross and Alvarez give each other incredulous looks....)

TONY ROSS: And since WHEN did you start defending the FWF?! All you ever did was bad mouth the FWF from day ONE!!

JAKE SHADES: WHO??? ME?? You must be mistaken.

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony... what did you expect, he's sticking up for his SON's Scott's league.....

JAKE SHADES: You keep that up and there'll soon be something sticking out of yer rear... LIKE MY FOOT!!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Whoops!! Bit a touchy aren't we?? Anyway fans, I'm sorry about getting off track....but as I was saying, this is the first time that the FWF has hosted a Pre-Show to the PPV!! We just finished seeing SIX great matches!! Talent such as THE ODD COUPLE vs. KAMIKAZE KIDS, "WILDFIRE" JOHNNY RAGE and SKY SUICIDE vs. HARDCORE, "LIGHTS-OUT" SCOTT ALLEN vs. D-MON, GALAXY vs. MAXWELL HOUZ, HACKER vs. WHITE LION and the PRE-SHOW MAIN EVENTER, FORMER PARTNERS COLLIDED as JD BADLUCK vs. CONFLICT!! If you want to find out how those matches turned out just call your cable company and order the repeat telecast of WRESTLEBOWL I!!!

TONY ROSS: WOW!! And that was just the PRE-SHOW!! Upcoming on this PPV will be such names as JT HOLIDAY vs. CODIE THOMPSON in a falls count anywhere match, BIRDS OF PREY take on the team of BLOOD AND FIRE, ELVIS PUMMELL vs. SAGE, In a return best 2 out of 3 falls RICKY KABE takes on WALTER MCDOUGAL, CABLE TV CHAMPION STONEWOLF will defend his title in a return match against the ONLY man to faced him to draw, THE JOBBER! And that's just HALF of what the PPV has in store for you! There's still the barbed wire match between SUICIDE KING and ASYLUM, MINION vs MICHAEL KERRIGAN, TAG TITLE DEFENSE as champions RICK FREEMAN and DARREN MCMILLAN defend against GOLEM and WAYNE ROBERTS, the Frontier Title Defense as CURRENT Champ ABEL WICKS defends against FORMER champ Jean Rabesque and finally the 3 way dance for the vacated National Title that was stripped off of Nevada Smith a few weeks ago.....

JAKE SHADES: You mean STOLEN don't you?

TONY ROSS: Well, opinions do vary, anyway that match will be a STEEL CAGE MATCH between 3 FORMER National Champions, NEVADA SMITH, BILLY MATTHEWS and HELIX! One of them will make FWF history tonight as they become the FIRST ever TWO TIME NATIONAL champion!!

JAKE SHADES: Big deal... they're lucky I gave up my pro wrestling career long ago.....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: You mean that match you had a few months ago with JC as your partner against Scott Malec and then referee Danny Diaper? You call THAT a pro wrestling career?!

JAKE SHADES: No.... but I'd be glad to show you what I mean if you don't shut yer trap!! And another thing.... What's the deal with these so called tag champs Rick Feeman and McMillan?

TONY ROSS: Actually, that's a good question.....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, from what I can make of it... nobody really knows what's going on with them.... I mean nobody knows if McMillan attacked Freeman in the hospital or not but his condition has taken a turn for the worse..... (interrupted)

(Without warning the lights dim to a very faint glow. The crowd pops a little and then quiets in anticipation. Over the PA we hear a chant start up "...we, are, the new, breed. we, are, the new, breed. WE, ARE, THE NEW, BREED. WE, ARE, THE NEW BREED." Suddenly there's an explosion of light and sound, then all the lights go out except those right over the entrance ramp, which give off a bright almost silver light to the entrance. CUEUP: "The Blood, The Sweat, The Tears" by MachineHead. The crowd pops moderately as Darren McMillan walks out slowly with a cocky grin, his arms raised at his sides. He's followed by "The Iceman" Kevin Kearns who gets a warm reception as well. As the two walk to the ring the lights slowly come back to normal. Kearns enters the ring first in his black trunks with blue trim. McMillan follows, pointing to the crowd, wearing baggy black jeans and an Edmonton Oilers jersey with "NEW BREED" printed on the back and the number 03. McMillan's orange and black leopard hair almost glows under the arena lights. Kearns takes the mic, and McMillan pats him on the back.)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: What's going on here!?

TONY ROSS: It looks as if we're going to get our answer... HERE AND NOW!!

KK: Y?know... me and my boy DMC tore it up in Japan, but you probably already knew that. And, you also already knew that I?m The Iceman- that I?m out here to tell it like it is, to get things done. And, you probably know what I want to get done... and that?s to CHANGE this sport. I want it to be for people like me- people who don?t have fake toy claws, people who don?t sulk in darkness one second and then say "kick it to the curb" the next... I want this sport to be a SPORT again. BUT what you DON?T know is this... the people who RUN this league don?t think I can do it. They don?t think any of ya?ll will "understand" where I?m comin? from... they don?t think The Iceman will get over. So, they told me to think something up... at first, they wanted me to wear cammo and be a No Limit Soldier. Or, they wanted me to talk about some numbers Three Sixteen or something like that... or they wanted me to paint my face like the Crow. Now, I?m not about to sell-out like that, and diss who I am... but then a lightbulb popped over my head, and I thought what I could do. What do you like? What does every young, male wrestling fan like? That?s HOT snatch... (POP) so, what I want you to do is welcome MY GIRLFRIEND Miss Thang Allison Farris...

(CUEUP: "Allison?s Starting to Happen" by the Lemonheads. Miss Thang walks out- wearing a white sun dress, with short brown hair in berets. The crowd reacts with the typical chants. Allison makes her way to the ring and Darren holds the ropes open for her. Miss Thang SLOWLY bends over and steps into the ring, much to the approval of the closely watching McMillan, which Kearns doesn't notice. As the crowd continues to react to the T&A, McMillan takes the mic.)

JAKE SHADES: WOW!! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOSE LEGS!! THAT BODY!!! THOSE ..... (interrupted)

MCMILLAN: Well now that you've been introduced to my partner and his STUNNING lady friend... (Darren smiles and lets the crowd die down) ...it's time, boys and girls, to get down to business. Tonight you are going to see the New Breed of tag team wrestling. You are going to see the FWF National Tag Team Champions in action for the first time, and you will watch us dominate the scene for years to come. But NOT ONLY will you see the New Breed of FWF tag team wrestling, you will also see the New Breed of ALL of professional wrestling. Because tonight, at Wrestlebowl, we are going to reveal... our... (takes an extra dramatic pause with a huge smirk) ...THIRD MEMBER. (a murmur rises through the crowd) That's right, tonight you will see the group of wrestlers that will FOREVER CHANGE THE FACE OF THE FWF stand before you UNITED for the first time EVER. Now I know what you're askin yourself right about now... "DMC, just WHO is prestigous enough to be the third member of the New Breed? Who has the skill? Who can DOMINATE, INNOVATE, and DESECRATE the singles division?" Well that's a good question kiddies. The wrestler does have a match tonight. He's a classic wrestler who's been in the business for years and years, but is still about to REVOLUTIONIZE the FWF. Just like myself and Kev, he's a man that needs NO FALSE GIMMICKS (small pop of recognition). Some might even call him a bit of a MERCENARY... but I'm getting ahead of myself! (laughs) You'll see just who I'm talking about soon enough. Right now just get ready for one hell of a ride, cause everything you thought about the FWF is about to change, and everyone who you thought were impact players are about to go down, villain or hero, they are all gonna fall at the hands of the NEW BREED.

(McMillan tosses the mic into the crowd who dive to grab it. The three leave the ring and head to the back.)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: NO FALSE GIMMICKS?? A BIT OF A MERCENARY?? WOW!! DO YOU KNOW WHO HE'S REFERRING TO?? I C..CCAA... I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!!

TONY ROSS: I can't believe it either.... in fact... I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT!!! We'll find out soon enough though.

JAKE SHADES: I don't believe it either..... they're not STUPID enough to recruit a LOSER like that!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: LOSER?!?! You are talking about a for....(interrupted)

TONY ROSS: Sorry guys I just got word that something's transpiring in the back... we're now going to Otis "The Periscope" Sawyer who is there right now.....

(CUTTO: Otis "The Periscope" Sawyer, who has apparently eluded the policemen that were chasing him earlier, once again skulking about, this time by the lockerroom area..... as he closes in we begin to see a delivery being made ......)

DELIVERY MAN: (knocking on door)

JEAN RABESQUE: (opening the door...) Yeah what do you want!?

DELIVERY MAN: Just delivering this to you Mr. Rabesque.

JEAN RABESQUE: (looking at it suspiciously....) Who sent this?

DELIVERY MAN: I really don't know sir..... um... I need for you to sign for it sir....

JEAN RABESQUE: Yep, you certainly do... (completely ignoring the delivery man as he proceeds to open the package.....) What the (BLEEP) IS THIS!?!

(inside the package is the burned Frontier Title with a note that Rabesque begins to read outloud......)

JEAN RABESQUE: (reading the note) "Since you want this piece of crap so badly, the Wicker decided to send it your way since the title he is defending is much more important..PS..Go to Hell"

DELIVERY MAN: Um.... err... Mr. Rabesque... I still need you to... (the delivery man never gets to finish what he was going to say as Rabesque glares at him....) ummm ... never mind.... you, ummm, you have a nice day okay Mr. Rabesque?? (quickly makes a hasty exit just as Rabesque slams the burned up Frontier title on the pavement! CUT BACK TO the broadcast booth....)

TONY ROSS: OH MAN!! Things are REALLY heating up here tonight!! I wouldn't want to be in Wicks shoes tonight when Rabesque finally catches up to him.....

JAKE SHADES: Oh please.... Wicks is going to TEAR HIS (BLEEP) APART!!

TONY ROSS: Well..... we'll find out soon enough.... we're going to forego the customary intro commercial and go straight to the first match of the PPV! Let's send the action to Paul Kramer!!

TONY ROSS: Better save it for a commercial break Jake 'cause we're going straight to the first match.....

(CUTTO: Center ring as Paul Kramer raises the mic to his lips and begans his bark.......)

PAUL KRAMER: LAAAAADIEEEEEES AND GENTLEEEEMEEEEEN!!! YOU'VE JUST WITNESSED SIX MAGNIFICENT MATCHES AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY BETTER..... IT'S PAY PER VIEW TIME!!!! ARE YOU READY FOR THE PPV!?!? I SAID.... ARE.... YOU ..... REEEEEEAAADDDYYYY??!?!?

(CROWD RESPONDS WITH A THUNDEROUS EAR SHATTERING ROAR.....)

PAUL KRAMER: For our FIRST match of the PPV..... first, weighing 245 pounds and hailing from Charlotte NC......

(CUE UP: Hate Crime.....)

PAUL KRAMER: He's ELVIS PUMMEL!!!

(The fans begin to BOO loudly as Pummel appears at the top of the ramp. He thumbs his nose at the fans as he stands there in his slicked back 1950's greaser 'do that is shoe polish black... A few of the fans toss debris at him but he merely laughs as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring....)

PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent.... weighing 312 pounds.... hailing from No Sun City....

(CUE UP: "Warsaw" by Joy Division....)

PAUL KRAMER: He's BLACK SAAAAAAGE!!!

(Black Sage appears at the top of the ramp, sporting his shoulder length jet-black hair, with a few streaks of shock-white. He has 3 stars tattoed on his left forearm, and black sun over crossbones on his right pectoral muscle. The fans give him a mixed reaction as he strides purposefully toward the ring.....)

TONY ROSS: OH MY GOD!! Look at the size of him!! He practically mirrors the Legendary Maelstrom in size as well as appearance....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Yes he does... ironically enough those two behemoths met in the early days of the AFWC but that's a story for another day.....

JAKE SHADES: Just make it a day that I'm NOT here!!

TONY ROSS: They meet up in the middle of the ring..... Pummel is doing an awful lot of jawing in Black Sage's face..... and he just thumbed Black Sage in the eye and knees him in the groin!! Black Sage drops to one knee holding his groin!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Oh man what a CHEAP shot!! AND LOOK AT THE ARROGANCE!! HE TURNS HIS BACK ON BLACK SAGE AND RAISES HIS ARMS UP IN THE AIR!!

JAKE SHADES: Hey... there is no such thing as a cheap shot in this sport... the name of the game is WINNING and he's doing what he has to do that.... although I hate to agree with you but turning his back on a man THAT large is not arrogance.... it's STUPIDITY!!!

TONY ROSS: I think Black Sage musta heard you Shades... He just got up to his feet and look at the expression of rage on his face!!!

JAKE SHADES: Uh oh... you better turn around Pummel or you're going to meet your name sake ELVIS at the pearly gates....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: TOO LATE!! REVERSE DDT BY BLACK SAGE!! OH!!! Did you hear that impact!! He may just have broken his neck!!

TONY ROSS: Black Sage isn't satisfied though.... he picks Pummel semi conscious body up and.... GORILLA PRESS!!! Look at the POWER of this man as he presses Pummel straight up and parades him around the ring!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Black Sage, still pressing Pummel walks toward a nearby turnbuckle... UH OH... I think he's going for....YES!! He calls this the SCORN DEATH DROP..... He drops Pummel FACE FIRST onto the turnbuckle!!!

JAKE SHADES: OWWW!! If his neck wasn't broken before... it's almost certain that it is now!!! It was kinda commical how his neck snapped back though... sorta like watching one of those Saturday morining cartoons.....

TONY ROSS: Only YOU can find humor in someone elses pain....

JAKE SHADES: It's called SLAPSTICK HUMOR you buffoon!! Or haven't YOU ever watched the THREE STOOGES and laughed your head off!?

TONY ROSS: It's not the same thing you idiot!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Black Sage isn't finished with him though... he scoops Pummel up like a hunter scooping up his lifeless kill and climbs the turnbuckle.... I think he's going for his finisher...

JAKE SHADES: As if he really needed it..... (laughing)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: YES!! THE BLACK PLAQUE!! A DOMINATOR FROM THE SECOND BUCKLE!!! Stu Fields with the cover... 1... 2.... 3!!! This match is MERCIFULLY over!!

JAKE SHADES: Hell, Fields coulda counted to 100 if he had to!! Someone better call the "meat" wagon! (laughing)

TONY ROSS: Not the way I would put it but unfortunately Jake is right..... they better get Pummel some medical attention... he's not moving at all!! Fans we're going to take this opportunity to cut back to Otis "The Periscope" Sawyer who I understand has some more behind the scenes events to report.

JAKE SHADES: Hey... how is it that this guy Otis "The RectalScope" .....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: That's PERISCOPE....

JAKE SHADES: Yeah whatever... any way, how is that this guy is ALWAYS around just before these "so-called" events happen??

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well, he DOES skulk around the building ALL the time spying on people.....

JAKE SHADES: Yeah well maybe he SETS all this up and then is conveniently there to report it so that HE looks like he's getting a real scoop!?!

TONY ROSS: We'll have to take this discussion up some other time... we're gonna switch transmission now to Otis Sawyer....

(A few moments of silence pass then.....)

(CUTTO: A lockerroom showing Ricky Kabe counting some money into Brian Matthews' hand..... after this is finished.... they mutter something between them and shake hands..... CUT BACK TO: The broadcast booth.....)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: What was that all about?

JAKE SHADES: Looks like there's a little bit of PLOTTING going on in the back.... MAN I LOVE IT!!!

TONY ROSS: Well.... I'm sure we'll see the result of this pay off some time later on.... right now it's time for the next match....

(CUTTO: Paul Kramer at center ring....)

PAUL KRAMER: Our next match is a tag team event.... first at a combined weight of 525 pounds...

(CUE UP: Wolf Moon by Type O Negative......)

PAUL KRAMER: ccompanied by their manager Karen Jewello..... They are JARED JUSTICE and TROY MARTINEZ..... the team of BLOOOOD AND FIIIIIIRE!!

(The fans give a mixed reaction along with some sexually motivated whistling as Karen Jewello leads her entourage of Jared Justice and Troy Martinez down the aisle and towards the ring....)

JAKE SHADES: WOW!! Would you look at that Jewello! She is STACKED!!

PAUL KRAMER: And their opponents.... they are the FORMER National Tag Team Champions.... at a combined weight of 505 pounds....

(CUE UP: Millenium by Killing Joke.....)

PAUL KRAMER: Accompanied by their manager Condor... they are FALCON and SHRIKE.... THE BIIIIIIRDS OF PREEEEEEY!!!!

(The fans respond with a thunderous ovation as the Falcon and Shrike, along with Condor raise their arms up in the air as they walk down the aisle, stopping occasionally to slap some hands....)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Man, the fans REALLY love the Birds of Prey!

JAKE SHADES: Yeah well... like I've always said... the fans are really quite ....... STUPID!!!

TONY ROSS: Look... the BOP are jawing with someone sitting in the front row.... LOOK!!! That's the team of HARDCORE!! They're sitting in the spectator section at ringside!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: BOP better stop jawing with Hardcore and.... TOO LATE!! Blood and Fire just attacked BOP and this match is officially underway!!

JAKE SHADES: YEAH!!! Gut those turkeys!!!

TONY ROSS: Martinez hammers Falcon to the ground while Justice makes Shrike kiss the post!!

JAKE SHADES: Forget them... Look at Jewello!! She's clawing at Condor!! Man would you look at her BOOBS bounce when she swings?! SWING AT HIM AGAIN!!

TONY ROSS: Referee Putz finally seems to be getting some control now as all four men are finally separated.... it looks like it's going to be Martinez and Falcon to start it off.... Martinez quickly takes control with a series of chops to Falcons chest!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: WOW!! Did you HEAR those chops?! Those were STINGING shots that staggers Falcon back... Martinez sends Falcon to the ropes.... Lariot by Martinez misses its mark as Falcon ducks under and bounces off the opposite rope.... AND FALCON DIVES AND TACKLES MARTINEZ!!! FALCON IS ALL OVER MARTINEZ NOW AS HE PEPPERS HIM WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS!!!

JAKE SHADES: Peppers him?? You know you're going to confuse these ignorant fans further..... why don't you just say something like .... HE'S BEATING THE (BLEEP) OUTTA HIM!!!

TONY ROSS: Karen Jewello just jumped up on the apron and is yelling at the ref.... the ref is distracted and IN COMES JUSTICE AND HE NAILS FALCON WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Jewello quickly jumps off the apron and starts pointing at Shrike who has just entered the ring!! Referee Putz sees this and forces Shrike back to his corner! And Condor is absolutely livid as he starts yelling at the referee!!

TONY ROSS: Don't let that beautiful exterior fool you.... Karen Jewello is one DEVIOUS person!!

JAKE SHADES: Yeah... and she got some great HOOTERS too!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Martinez gets up and lays in a few kicks on Falcon... he drags Falcon over to his corner and tags in Justice. Justice enters and what's this?? Martinez is pointing right in his face and yelling at Justice!? He's barking orders at Justice!! And look at the expression on Justice's face... he doesn't like it one bit!! But he offers no resistance as he apparently does what Martinez told him to do.

TONY ROSS: Justice is a MONSTER of a man, standing at almost 7 feet so if I were Martinez, I wouldn't be so bold with my requests.

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Justice with a big leg drop across Falcon's chest!! He pulls Falcon up and knees him in the stomach!! Uh oh.... Justice is setting Falcon up for a Pile Driver.... LOOKOUT!! SHRIKE FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FLYING BODY PRESS THAT TOPPLES THE BIG MAN OVER!! That knocked the wind outta Justice and probably saved the match for BOP as well as I don't think Falcon woulda gotten up after that move!

JAKE SHADES: Yeah DAMN!! I wanted to see what a BIRD's BRAIN really looked like!! HAHHAHAHAHAA!!

TONY ROSS: Justice gets to his feet and walks over to Falcon.... and now Condor is up on the apron yelling and screaming... the ref is momentarily distracted and OH!!! LOW BLOW BY FALCON DOUBLES JUSTICE OVER!!!

JAKE SHADES: HEY!! He can't do that!! That's cheating!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: It's the exact same thing that Jewello did...

JAKE SHADES: Yeah but SHE's BEAUTIFUL so it's okay!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Falcon with an elbow to the back of Justice's head drops him to his knees!! Now Falcon is going to go for the Piledriver.... NO!! Justice turns it into a back body drop!! Falcon lands heavily on his side and Justice staggers over to Martinez to make the tag.... MARTINEZ WON'T TAG IN!! He's barking orders at Justice again!! Justice is glaring at Martinez!! And lookout!! Dropkick by Falcon sends Justice hurtling into Martinez!! Martinez is knocked off the apron and Justice hits the turnbuckle!!

TONY ROSS: Listen to the fans go wild as the tide is starting to turn here!! Falcon pulls Justice to his feet and sends him hard into the BOP corner where he is met with a Shrike right hand to the face that staggers the big man!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Falcon tags in Shrike.... Falcon lifts up Justice to pile drive him.... Shrike to the top rope and grabs hold of Justice's legs and jumps off DRIVING Justice's head that much harder to the mat!!

JAKE SHADES: NO!!

TONY ROSS: Shrike with the pin! 1...

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Jewello races around the apron and places Justices leg on the bottom rope....

TONY ROSS: 2....

JAKE SHADES: YEAH!! WAY TO GO BABY!! She's not just beautiful... but she's also SMART!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: The ref sees the foot on the ropes and stops the count. Karen Jewello just made the save for Blood and Fire!!

TONY ROSS: Shrike is arguing with the ref now..... He better forget about that and get back to Justice who is starting to get to his feet.... TOO LATE!! Justice with a clubbing forearm sends Shrike sprawling into the referee!! The referee falls through the ropes and out of the ring!! Falcon off the top rope and... NO!! JUSTICE CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR AND POWERSLAMS HIM!! Shrike gets to his feet and BULLDOGS JUSTICE!! JUSTICE IS DOWN!! Shrike covers Justice... BUT THERE'S NO REFEREE TO MAKE THE COUNT!!

JAKE SHADES: HAHHAHAHAAA!!! What BIRD BRAIN!! That's what Shrike gets for striking the ref!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Shrike didn't strike the ref!! He was inadvertedly pushed into him by Justice! Condor outside trying to revive the ref! LOOKOUT!! Here comes Martinez and he just took out condor with a DDT on the pavement!! CONDOR IS OUT COLD!! Falcon is starting to come to.... he see's what's going on outside and rushes to Condor's aid.... and what's this?!? He just got pelted with a beverage right in the face!! IT CAME FROM HARDCORE!! Falcon instinctively reacts by attacking HARDCORE and Martinez from behind with a left hook.... FALCON DUCKS AND MARTINEZ HITS ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF HARDCORE!! HARDCORE ATTACKS MARTINEZ!! Hardcore has Martinez down!!

TONY ROSS: Falcon pounces on Martinez and now there is a free for all between Martinez Falcon and Hardcore!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Shrike goes out to help Falcon but is dragged back into the ring by Justice and they start squaring off in the middle of the ring!

(Suddenly the speakers explode with WHITE SLAVERY by Type O Negative.... )

TONY ROSS: What's this??

(The fans and announcers begin to look about. After a few moments, a blond haired man with a goatee is seen walking down the aisle. He sports tattoos on his upper arms, blue jean shorts, and black boots.)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: OH MY GOD!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS!?! THAT'S JOE MASSACRE!!!

(Trailing behind the blond haired man is a blond female who bears a striking resemblance to Miss Madness. She's dressed in nothing but a black leather bra and pants. )

TONY ROSS: And here comes the whole security force to break up the fracas outside of the ring!! There must be at least 10 of them!! They somehow manage to grab Hardcore and escort them out of the bulding as Falcon and Martinez continue to battle it out!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Massacre has reached the ring.... he just grabbed a chair and... OH!! HE JUST NAILED FALCON RIGHT ACCROSS THE BACK WITH IT!! AND HE JUST APPLIED THE MASS CUTTER,A VARIATION OF A DIAMOND CUTTER ON FALCON!!

JAKE SHADES: Oh man I LOVE IT!!

TONY ROSS: And the ref is starting to come to and that blond haired woman is helping him up... NO!! She's distracting his attention as Massacre grabs hold of that chair again and enters the ring now.... Shrike has Justice trapped in a sleeper hold.... MASSACRE SNEAKS UP BEHIND SHRIKE AND NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD!! SHRIKE IS OUT!! AND HE CONTINUES TO POUND SHRIKE A FEW MORE TIMES WITH THAT CHAIR! HE ISN'T FINISHED THOUGH!! HE PULLS SHRIKE TO HIS FEET AND..... ANOTHER MASS CUTTER BEFORE HE FINALLY SLIDES OUT OF THE RING!!

JAKE SHADES: Aaahhh..... what a sinister plan.... I LOVE IT!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Meanwhile Massacre's blond companion and Jewello helps the ref back into the ring. Justice is just now starting to get up... he sees Shrike laying on his back and goes for the cover.... the ref sees it ... 1....

TONY ROSS: And Martinez jumps back up on the apron and is yelling at Justice again.... HE WANTS TO BE TAGGED IN... RIGHT NOW!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: 2.....

TONY ROSS: I can't believe it!! Justice gets off of Shrike and goes over to Martinez! He's all in Martinez's face yelling at him!! It looks as if he's had enough!! Martinez isn't backing off however as he continues to point his finger in Justice's face and bark orders... Justice just glares at Martinez, fists clenched.... and he reluctantly tags in Martinez!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Martinez saunters over to Shrike who is still out and makes a VERY non chalant cover.... 1.... 2... 3!!! Blood and Fire have won it!! They will get the next Tag shot at the following BattleGround!!!

JAKE SHADES: That GOLD will certainly better on Jewello than anyone else.

TONY ROSS: No doubt she'll make just about anything appear more attractive, but they have to FIRST capture them.

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Massacre now enters the ring with his blond companion and Troy extends his to him but Massacre slaps it away!! What the hell is going on here? Didn't Massacre come here to help Martinez?

JAKE SHADES: Maybe if you would shut up we'll finally find out what's going on!

TONY ROSS: Troy tries to shake his hand again.....but instead Massacre belts him with a hard left and knocks him down!! Justice tries to intervene but look at this!?! Massacre's companion hands Justice a wad of bills. Massacre is calling for the mic.....

JOE MASSACRE: You're a hired gun, eh (bold scottish accent). There's enough money for you to get rude, lewd, screwed, and tattooed. Now get the hell out of here before MY COLD HEART PUTS OUT YOUR FIRE!!!!!!

(the fans react with booing as Massacre glares at Martinez and continues to speak....)

MASSACRE: You know, Troy. I thought of you as family. But after I was in the IWC and I seen what a PRICK you have become.....it hurt me. You turned your back on me. You did not thank me for jump starting your career...but you badmouthed me about my obsession with something that should have been mine. But I am going to forget about that because I had a real (BLEEP) summer! After I decided to re- tire......Julia left me (anger consumes Massacre's facial expressions)....... I lost custody of my child........my club fell down the toilet. I was seriously ready to take my own life and do away with Joe Massacre.....until she (pointing at the blond woman) said there was something to go on about. She told me to forget about my past ...forget about the demons that nearly destroyed me....and the people that tried to screw me over. But I am willing to let bygones be bygones (sticks out his hand as the woman looks on in disgust) and I need some friends. So let's put the past behind and get on with business. (Troy and Joe shakes hands.....as Troy turns his back on Massacre......MASSACRE SMACKS TROY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: OH WHAT A DISPICABLE ACT!!

JAKE SHADES: I don't know... I kinda liked it...

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Weren't you just cheering for them a while ago?

JAKE SHADES: You see, now THAT's where you're wrong, I wasn't cheering FOR them... I was just cheering AGAINST BOP!!

(the fans become really disgusted and begin to toss debris into the ring and boo even louder. Massacre then grabs Troy by the head and drills him with a DDT onto the chair......Massacre then sits on top of him and continues to speak.....)

MASSACRE: You see, cocky bastards like you never respect the originators of this great sport. Without me, you would have been nothing. You have FELT THE RAMPAGE OF MASSACRE!!!!!"

(Karen Jewello having had enough of this and seeing that Justice doesn't intervene rushes in and gets choke-slammed over the top and to the con- crete floor for her troubles. Massacre and the blond woman then exit the ring and heads up the aisle as "Ten-Ton Hammer" by Machinehead plays in the background. As he reaches the aisle the fans start pelting Massacre with garbage and loudly boo him as he walks past them....)

TONY ROSS: MY GOD!! This man has absolutely NO REGARD for anyone! Whether it be a female or male!! Karen Jewello isn't moving out there and Martinez is just now starting to stir.... and Justice just stood by and watched all of this and did NOTHING!!

JAKE SHADES: Hey... he did the ONLY smart thing he coulda done... he TOOK THE MONEY!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: There was total chaos out there.... bodies are laying EVERYWHERE!!!

JAKE SHADES: Yeah... wasn't it GREAT!?

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Give it a rest would you? There are a lot of people hurt out there and all you could say is GREAT?!

JAKE SHADES: Stop being such a HYPOCRITE you little (BLEEP)!! THIS is what the fans PAY for so get off my case you (BLEEP)!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony, I've just been told that something's brewing in the back.... let's send the action back to Otis "The Periscope" Sawyer....

(Fade to momentary silence and blackness as we cut transmissions...)

(CUTTO: a hallway somewhere in near the lockerroom area... we see Billy Matthews apparently waiting for someone.... after a few moments, Brian Matthews appears and they start conversing..... CUT BACK TO: The Broadcast booth....)

JAKE SHADES: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?!

TONY ROSS: I don't know, but there seems to be as much action going on in the back as there is back here! We may jus.... (interrupted)

(CUEUP: 'Intergalactic by Beastie Boys plays') (Lights dim as pyro goes off and 'SUPER-STUD' JT HOLIDAY struts to the ring wearing dark khakis pants, Orange American Eagle Fleece, Yellow Aercrombie hat backwards, and Ray Ban glasses. He jumps into the ring and grabs the mic. The crowd starts to boo as JT looks around with a disgusted look on his face)

'SUPER-STUD' JT HOLIDAY: "NEW YORK CITY! (Crowd Cheers) MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! (Crowd Cheers) NEW YORK METS! (Crowd Cheers) THIS CITY SUCKS! (Crowd Boos very loudly) Lookin' for a good lookin' WOMAN in NEW YORK CITY is like findin' a needle in a hay stack! (Crowd Boos) 'Ya know I went down to NEW YORK CITIES finest dance club lookin' for a woman for the night. I couldn't help noticing that most of the women were knocked up, drunk, and FAT! I mean, you couldn't tell the ladies from the men around here." "The only reason why I'm in this dump is because there is some SCUM-BAG by the name of CODIE THOMPSON tryin' to steal the spotlight from the 'SUPER-STUD'. NEW YORK METS and CODIE THOMPSON have alot in common....THEY BOTH SUCK and they both HAVE NO CHANCE! Tonight, PIN FALLS count anywhere in this TOLIET. I don't give a damn if I have to beat his ass in the parking lot, the fact of the matter is this.....JT HOLIDAY is walking out the winner.....headin' to the airport and gettin' the (BLEEP) outta here because I got dates with a couple of ladies down in MIAMI. THOMPSON, don't worry boy, I'm not overlookin' your ass, I just hope your ready for the BEAT DOWN. Remember its PRIMETIME at NIGHTTIME for 'SUPER-STUD' JT HOLIDAY and don't you forget it!"

(Beastie Boys plays as JT shoves the mic into Paul Kramer's chest and begins parading around the ring amidst a chorus of boos)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: JT certainly isn't going to win any fan support here with comments like that.

JAKE SHADES: What are you DENSE?!?! JT doesn't care about fan support and THAT's why he's gonna kick ass tonight!!

TONY ROSS: Well, I tell you what, we're about to find out right now.....

PAUL KRAMER: Our next match is a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE match featuring.... already in the ring, at 235 pounds from Long Beach California.... I give you ... AGAIN... JT HOLIDAY!!!

(CROWD EXPLODES WITH A CHORUS OF BOOS.....)

PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent....

(CUE UP: Jump Around by House of Pain...)

PAUL KRAMER: At 255 pounds, hailing from Phoenix AZ.... he's the "UPSTART" CODIE THOMPSON!!

(The crowd greets Thompson with a mixture of boos and cheers as Thompson makes his way to the ring.... WITH CONFLICT!!! They are both wearing black t-shirts with red letters which read THE INSTANT ATTRACTION.....)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Uh oh.... it looks as if Thompson brought along a little insurance policy....

TONY ROSS: Well, knowing JT, I'm sure he expected something like this. Conflict is taunting JT.... and Thompson just blindsided JT with a knee to the small of the back!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: And the crowd is loving it.... they still remember the unflattering comments that JT made and feel he's getting EXACTLY what he deserves....

JAKE SHADES: Just goes to prove how LITTLE intelligence the fans possess.

TONY ROSS: JT not looking too good right now as Thompson runs his head repeatedly into the turnbuckle! He's going to all four turnbuckles and christening them with JT's skull!! JT is showing signs of unsteadiness now as he struggles to maintain his balance... THOMPSON WITH A LARIOT NEARLY TAKES HIS HEAD OFF!!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony... someone's coming down the aisle... it's... it's RICKY KABE!! He grabs the mic and jumps right up to the apron and he's yelling something at him....

RICKY KABE: Hey THOMPSON!! Yeah YOU!! I'm talking to you so listen up and listen up good.... you think that you're the new sensation around here.... the "UPSTART" like you like to call yourself??... Well let let you in a little secret you low life piece of (BLEEP)!! There's only ONE REAL YOUNG LION here in the FWF.... only ONE REAL TRUE ROOKIE.... and that's ME!! If you have a problem with that then BRING IT!!!

TONY ROSS: Look at Thompson's face.... he's so enraged by Kabe's words that he forgot all about JT Holiday.... he walks toward Kabe who jumps down from the apron.... Thompson leans over the rope and yelling at Kabe.... and JT Holiday gets up and rolls up Thompson from behind!! 1... 2... NO!! THOMPSON KICKS OUT!!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Thompson's allowing Kabe to distract him almost cost him the match!! Thompson quickly to his feet and ducks an JT chop and picks up JT and side walk slams him to the mat!! He quickly turns... searching for Ricky Kabe who is walking up the aisle.... he turns and ....

RICKY KABE: Remember Mr. UPSTART.... there's only room for ONE young lion in the FWF... and that's ME!!

(with that he turns exits behind the curtains....)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Kabe has definitely managed to get underneath Thompson's skin and he's taking it out on JT now!! Thompson pulls JT to his feet and TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Thompson lands hard on the pavement outside... and Conflict is quick to come over and taunt him!! Holiday takes a swing at Conflict but Conflict easily steps away and begins pointing and laughing!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Tony there seems to be some stirring amongst the fans.... it looks like YET another person is arriving... OH MY GOD!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!

JAKE SHADES: What... WHAT?? Did Jewello come back and start stripping??

VICTOR ALVAREZ: NO YOU IDIOT!! That's none other than "PRIME TIME" DEION DANGER!! What's he doing here?? Has he signed with the FWF??

JAKE SHADES: The only thing I see him signing right now is autographs!

TONY ROSS: I'm sure he didn't just come down to sign a few autographs.... he's watching the ongoing action in the ring with more than just casual interest....

JAKE SHADES: Maybe he's trying to bum trainfair back to LOSERSville!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Deion Danger a loser?? Don't be fool!! Looks as if he just wanted to make his presence known... as he signs a couple more autographs before he leaves....

TONY ROSS: Well back in the ring, Thompson joins the action outside now and grabs a loose cable and starts choking JT!! JT is struggling frantically now as he tries to regain his breath.... Thompson looks like he intends on ending this match outside of the ring....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: It's the smart move Tony.... it's a falls count anywhere match and there are much more weapons to his disposal than in inside the ring. Thompson finally releases the cable and JT gasps for his breath.... now JT is distracting the ref while Conflict moves in flings JT into side of the ring apron!!

JAKE SHADES: OW!! That had to hurt.....

TONY ROSS: JT crumples to the pavement... Thompson is still distracting the ref and Conflict takes full advantage as he approaches JT again.... JT is starting to crawl underneath the ring... but Conflict has him by the legs and drags him out.... JT HAS SOMETHING IN HIS HAND!! IT'S A BOTTLE!! CONFLICT DOESN'T SEE IT.... CONFLICT PULLS JT UP.....

JAKE SHADES: YEAH!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WOULDA DONE!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: JT JUST NAILED CONFLICT ACROSS THE TEMPLE WITH THAT BOTTLE.... THE BOTTLE SHATTERS!!! CONFLICT TOPPLES OVER LIKE TREE!! CONFLICT IS OUT COLD!! Thompson still busy distracting the ref doesn't see JT sneaking up on him.... JT spins Thompson around and kicks him in the stomach!!

JAKE SHADES: That looked pretty low for his stomach!!

TONY ROSS: JT just whipped Thompson into the ring post!! OHHH!! WHAT AN IMPACT!! JT is fuming now!! It's PAYBACK TIME!! JT grabs Thompson and... and... HE'S DRAGGING HIM TOWARD US.... LOOK OUT!!!

(Shades, Ross and Alvarez barely have time to get out of the way before JT SUPLEXES THOMPSON ONTO THE THE BROADCAST TABLE... SPLITTING INTO TWO!!)

TONY ROSS: OH MY GOD!! I hope there's an ambulance waiting somewhere nearby 'cause this is REALLY getting outta hand!! JT reaches for Thompson... and THOMPSON grabs one of the tables legs and jabs it into JT's stomach!!! JT doubles over but has the presence of mind to step away from Thompson as Thompson takes a baseball swing with the table leg that JUST barely misses JT's head!!

JAKE SHADES: He connects with that and it's a GRAND SLAM!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Thompson raises the table leg overhead and charges JT.... JT blocks it and FLIPS Thompson over!! Thompson drops the table leg and reaches for it but JT kicks it away from his reach!! Thompson jumps to his feet and they begin to grapple..... Thompson is forcing JT back..... they're getting a little too close to the aisle's stairway.... and JT trips on one of the steps and falls backward.... THOMPSON falls on top of him and they're REALLY going at it now trading punches and rolling back and forth as the fans begin to leave their seats to get a better view...

JAKE SHADES: HEY!! GET THOSE STUPID FANS TO SIT DOWN.... I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!

TONY ROSS: Forget that... the referee can't get past the fans to the wrestlers..... AND THOMPSON BODY SLAMS JT ONTO THE STEPS!! HE COVERS JT.... BUT THE REF CAN'T GET TO THEM TO MAKE THE COUNT!!! And here comes security and they're blazing a path toward the wrestlers with the ref in tow.... TOO LATE!! JT looks to have kicked out already.... Thompson pulls JT up .... and JT SPEARS THOMPSON AND THEY BOTH TOPPLE OVER THE GUARDRAILING AND FALL INTO THE SECTION RESERVED FOR THE FANS!!

JAKE SHADES: WOW!! THIS IS GREAT!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: JT and Thompson are temporarily lost in the crowd of fans.... THERE THEY GO!! JT WITH A RIGHT HOOK!!! THOMPSON DUCKS AND JT JUST STRUCK A FAN!! THEY BETTER GOT THOSE GUYS OUTTA THERE BEFORE AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER GETS HURT!!

JAKE SHADES: OR SUED.....

TONY ROSS: Security is trying their best to push the fans back but there are just TOO many fans eager to get first hand view of this battle....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: LOOKOUT!! SOMEONE JUST GOT FLIPPED OVER AND THEIR LEGS STRUCK TWO OTHER FANS!! I CAN'T TELL WHICH OF THE WRESTLERS GOT FLIPPED OVER... ALL I SAW WAS A PAIR OF WRESTLING BOOTS STRIKE A COUPLE OF FANS AS HE WAS FLIPPED!!!

JAKE SHADES: I hope Lebron and Malec got their check books ready 'cause I smell L-A-W-S-U-I-T!!!

TONY ROSS: They're rolling around on the ground now with the fans crowding around them.....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: And the ref is on the scene now.... LOOK OUT!! JT JUST WENT CRASHING INTO SOME OF THE FANS!! THOMPSON POUNCES ON HIM AND STARTS PUMMELLING HIM WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS!! AND NOW THE FANS CONVERGE ONCE AGAIN AND OBSCURE THE ACTION!! ALL YOU CAN SEE ARE THOMPSONS FISTS AS HE CONTINUALLY STRIKES JT WHO IS BURIED BENEATH HIM!!

JAKE SHADES: GET THOSE STUPID FANS OUTTA THE WAY!! I CAN'T SEE!!

TONY ROSS: The crowd reacts with every movement.... and now the ref drops down....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: I think someone is being pinned... the fans are chanting loudly in unison with the referee's count!! ONE... TWO... THREE!!! It looks like the match is over!? YES IT IS!!! THE REF IS SIGNALING THAT THE MATCH IS OVER!! But who won.... WHO WON!?!?!?

JAKE SHADES: SHUT UP ALREADY SO WE CAN SEE WHO WON!!

TONY ROSS: Security is finally clearing some space around the wrestlers... they're trying to pull the wrestlers apart..... FINALLY they manage to do so and the ref approaches them.... and he raises JT's hand in the air... CODIE THOMPSON WAS THE ONE WHO GOT PINNED!! JT HOLIDAY WINS THE MATCH!!!

JAKE SHADES: I TOLD YOU JT WAS GONNA KICK ASS!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: THOMPSON TAKES EXCEPTION TO THE DECISION AND HE ATTACKS JT HOLIDAY!! THEY'RE GOING AT IT AGAIN!!! AND SECURITY IS ONCE AGAIN TRYING TO PULL THEM APART!! LOOKOUT!! THOMPSON JUST NAILED ONE OF THE SECURITY MEN WITH PUNCH TO THE FACE! THEY BETTER CALL MORE SECURITY BECAUSE THEY CAN'T CONTAIN THESE TWO!! THOMPSON AND JT CONTINUE THEIR FIGHT .... ALL THE WAY TO THE LOCKERROOM!!!

TONY ROSS: WOW!! That was SOME match!!

JAKES SHADES: Yeah... it was pretty cool... FOR ONCE!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Not to mention the appearance of Deion Danger and the challenge by Kabe.... this match had it ALL!!

TONY ROSS: Fans... I'm just getting word that something is transpiring outside the Madison Square Garden rear entrance gates..... let's send the action to our on the spot reporter Wilson "The Pest" Hazard for an update on this situation.....

(camera momentarily fades to black as transmissions change...)

(CUTTO: Our On-The-Spot reporter Wilson "The Pest" Hazard near MSG's rear entrance.....)

WILSON HAZARD: Victor we're here at Madison Square Garden's rear entrance where a black limo has just arrived.... the doors open... and IT'S STANLEY ROTHENSTEIN!! Former owner of the now defunct WWWA! He's accompanied by his son SHANE ROTHENSTEIN and KEVIN RACE! Mr. Rothenstein.... MR. ROTHENSTEIN CAN WE GET A COMMENT FROM YOU SIR??

(Stanley Rothenstein roughly pushes Wilson Hazard to the side as he and his entourage head toward the lockerroom area....)

WILSON HAZARD: WELL!! There's no need to lay hands on me... if you don't want to comment on any.... (suddenly stops in midsentence) What's this?? Rothenstein and company have just been headed off by 10 of New York's FINEST! Apparently something is going on as Rothenstein and company seem to be surprised by this!? The police are quickly herding Rothenstein and company down the hallway... I think we better cut back to you Victor because it looks as if they're heading in YOUR direction!!!

(CUT BACK TO: the broadcast booth.....)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: It looks like Wilson was right.... there they are!! The police are escorting Rothenstein and company down the aisle and straight to the ring!! One of officers motions for Rothenstein to enter the ring and Rothenstein refuses.... the officer tries to physically escort him into the ring and Shane and Kevin attack the officer!!

JAKE SHADES: HEY!! Does New York's DUMBEST know who they're dealing with up there?

TONY ROSS: Apparently if they do they don't care as the rest of the restrain Shane and Kevin and usher them into the ring along with Stanley Rothenstein! Now the three of them are just standing in the middle of the ring with the officers surrounding the ring.... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??

JAKE SHADES: This smells like a LeBron/Malec conspiracy!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well we're about to find out because here comes Malec and LeBron right now!!

JAKE SHADES: I KNEW IT!!!

(Joe LeBron and Scott Malec appear at the foot of entrance ramp and the crowd instantly starts cheering as they head purposefully toward the ring.... The officers step aside as they allow Malec and LeBron to enter the ring.... LeBron calls for a mic andbegins to speak.....)

JOE LeBRON: Well, "MR." Roth-en-STEIN!! I'm sure you're wondering just WHY you've been detained here tonight....

(Stanley Rothenstein begins to speak but is cut off by...)

JOE LeBRON: You'll get PLENTY of time to speak later on so for now just SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!

(The fans erupt with cheers....)

JOE LeBRON: You BLAMED the FWF for the collapse of your precious WWWA when it was YOUR OWN incompetence that caused that!!

(The fans react loudly....)

JOE LeBRON: And then a few shows ago, you come here talking about TAKING OVER the FWF..... (looks at Malec and they both begin to laugh....) Well, you're not the first nor the last to try that!! Isn't that right Scotty?? (hands the mic over to Malec....)

SCOTT MALEC: Oh yeah..... first it was the MWF run by that CROOK Mike Motta and his then thug VP JC.... they were the first to try and THEY failed miserably.... in fact... they have LONG SINCE been outta business!! The "Franchise" Codie Thompson also tried to take us over during his first stint with us... and he ALSO failed miserably!! (hands the mic back to LeBron....)

JOE LeBRON: Hell... I'm sure given time, even those LOW LIFES that ran the IWC will do as YOU did and blame the FWF for their own demise instead of accepting the FACT that it was their own INCOMPETENCE and STUPIDITY that sank them!! No "MR." Roth-en-STEIN, you are NO different from any of them, well, actually I'm giving you WAY too much credit.... I mean they were NEVER stupid enough to attempt what YOU did!!

(Rothenstein's son and Race step towards LeBron but Scott Malec cuts them off.... they immediately stop dead in their tracks as they've seen Scott Malec mix it up before and think twice about it....)

JOE LeBRON: I told you when you arrived that when I found out WHO was responsible for those blackouts of our transmisions a few shows ago prior to our move to FOX and the COWARDLY dressing room attack on Troy Martinez that I would show you what REAL power is all about!! That's right Roth-en-STEIN, I now have PROOF that it was YOU that was responsible for all of that and I just wanted to tell you that, NOT ONLY are ALL your contracts terminated, but I've arranged for ALL of you to take a nice long vacation ..... IN PRISON!! Officers DO YOUR JOB!!

(The officers quickly enter the ring and restrain and cuff Rothenstein and company and quickly usher them out of the ring with Malec and LeBron in tow. Malec and LeBron are smiling broadly as they amuse themselves with Rothenstein's yelling which is all but drowned out by the fans surprised reactions....)

JAKE SHADES: I tell you who the REAL crooks are... Malec and LeBron! I'm sure they FRAMED Rothenstein!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Oh come off it will you!! You're just pissed because Malec and LeBron just caught one of your heros with their hand in the cookie jar!!

TONY ROSS: This is HUGE!! If what LeBron says is true, which I don't doubt for a minute, then I think that we have seen the LAST of the Rothensteins and company!! Right now we're just about ready for our next match so let's send the action back down to Paul Kramer.

(CUTTO: Paul Kramer as he begins his bark.....)

PAUL KRAMER: Our next match is a RETURN best 2 out of 3 falls match! First we have at 255 pounds from Chicago IL....

(CUE UP: Devil's Pie by D'Angelo.....)

PAUL KRAMER: MR. CHARISMA..... WALTER MCDOOOOOOUGAL!!!

(The fans begin to boo loudly as Walter McDougal appears and strides down the aisle, stopping occasionally to flip off a fan or two....)

PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent.... at 265 pounds from Champaign IL....

(CUE UP: Counterfeit by Limp Bizkit.....)

PAUL KRAMER: He's RICKY KAAAAABE!!!

(The fans receive Kabe with a mixed reactions as he makes his way down to the ring....)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: These guys met a few months ago in Miami and it was a WAR then.... this is SURE to be a continuation of the same!

TONY ROSS: These guys just can't wait to get at it as they don't even wait for the bell to ring and start tearing at each other! McDougal with a series of punches rocks Kabe backward.... Kabe with a rake of the eyes slows McDougal down a bit.... he follows that up with a European uppercut that ROCKS McDougal!! McDougal staggers backward, losing his balance... and Kabe just clotheslined him over the top rope!! McDougal flips over the top rope but somehow manages to hang on and lands right on the apron.... he lunges foreward and headbutts Kabe in the groin!! Kabe doubles over in pain.... McDougal dives over the top rope and Kabe and rolls him up..... the ref with the count..... 1... 2... 3!!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: WOW!! That was a QUICK 1st fall victory!! No doubt that LOW blow had A LOT to do with it!

JAKE SHADES: I didn't see any low blow.... GET YOUR MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER YOU PERVERT!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: I don't believe this.... this is horrible timing!! I've just got word that we have to cut to the lockerroom area where Otis "The Periscope" Sawyer is uncovering some more headline news....

(CUTTO: Otis Sawyer where he is spying outside of Rabesque's dressing room. A man in a fancy suit, carrying a manilla envelope and a notepad is knocking on the door, while a Sherrif's Marshall stands off to the side. The Marshall has his back to us so his identity is somewhat obscurred. The man hands Rabesque the manilla envelope as he opens the door and begins reading from a notepad.....)

"MAN": My name is Jason Woodstein of "Woodstein & Sons New York Lawfirm". You have just been served with a cease and desist order on the grounds of copyright infringement. A hearing is scheduled for late next week, and you'll find that all the details of the lawsuit are furnished therein.

(With a confused look on his face, Rabesque opens the envelope and sees that it's empty, before his confusion fades...the Sherriff's Marshall swings a steel chair with the words "Gimmick Infringement" markered on in black from off screen across the face of Rabesque, knocking him backwards into his dressing room. The Sheriff's Marshall then steps into the shot, revealing himself as Black Sage. He hands the "phoney" lawyer a $50 bill, spits on Rabesque's chest, pulls the door shut, and walks off down the hall, ripping off the uniform as he walks out of view.... CUT BACK TO: the broadcast booth and the Kabe/McDougal match which is already into the 2nd fall....)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: I think we may have to set up a team of commentators out there Tony..... the action back there is NON STOP and SIZZLING!! Rabesque seems to be the focus of attention back there lately....(interrupted)

TONY ROSS: We'll go into that a little later Vic, right now we have action of our own going on here as we're already well into the 2nd fall here..... Kabe is lying on the mat.... and McDougal leaps from the top turnbuckle.... KABE RAISES HIS KNEES AND MCDOUGAL SLAMS BELLY FIRST INTO KABE'S KNEES!! Kabe quickly jumps to his feet and pulls McDougal up and hurls him into the ropes....

JAKE SHADES: HURLS?? A bit melodramatic aren't we?? Then again you ARE the "Color" man here so I guess you HAVE TO exaggerate....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: McDougal baseball slides underneath Kabe's legs ..... REVERSE DDT BY McDOUGAL!!! He pulls Kabe to his feet... he's setting him for a suplex.... SMALL PACKAGE BY KABE!! 1.... 2... 3!! KABE DID IT!! KABE STOLE THE 2nd FALL OF THE MATCH!!

JAKE SHADES: STOLE IS RIGHT!! THAT WAS A FAST COUNT!! I'm beginning to think that maybe Brian Matthews wasn't the ONLY one he passed money to.....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Now I know you're not insinuating that he paid the ref off.....

JAKE SHADES: Don't have to.... it's pretty obvious to me....

TONY ROSS: The only thing that's obvious is the BAD BLOOD between these two as they don't even wait for the bell to start the 3rd and final fall!! McDougal is already up and kicking on Kabe!! He's absolutely furious!! Now he places a foot on Kabe's throat and using the bottom rope for leverage he begins to choke the life outta Kabe!! The ref moves in to break up the count... AND MCDOUGAL SHOVES HIM!! MCDOUGAL JUST SHOVED STU FIELDS BACK!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: McDougal better not let his temper get the best of him if he wants to win this final fall.... laying hands on the ref is a SURE way of kissing a possible win goodbye!

JAKE SHADES: HEY!! CAN YOU BLAME HIM!! Even HE knows that Kabe payed off the ref!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: That's nonsense and YOU know it!! McDougal jawing with ref Stu Fields now who appears to be warning him.... Kabe gets to his feet and rolls up McDougal from behind.... 1.. 2... NO!! McDougal kicked out!! That was a close call for McDougal!! McDougal and Kabe are rolling around now trading blows.... and they roll right outta the ring!!

TONY ROSS: They hit the pavement hard but continue to battle!! They somehow get to their feet still battling.... OH!! McDougal just slammed Kabe's head into the steel post!! Kabe is down!! Blood's dripping from his head... KABE IS HURT!! McDougal reaches for a chair.... Kabe is HELPLESS!!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: And ref Stu Fields steps in between them and orders McDougal to put the chair down!!

JAKE SHADES: WHAT?? HE CAN'T DO THAT!! THERE'S MORE PROOF THAT KABE PAYED OFF THE REF!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: WHAT PROOF!? The ref is doing what he's SUPPOSED to do and that's maintain ORDER!! McDougal refuses to put the chair down.... Ref Fields giving him one last warning.... and McDougal reluctantly tosses the chair aside! He pulls Kabe to his feet and rams him back first into the apron a few times before finally rolling him in....

JAKE SHADES: This is a (BLEEP) CIRCUS!! And LeBron and Malec are the ringleaders!!

TONY ROSS: McDougal quickly picks off where he left off as he whips Kabe HARD into the turnbuckle!! Kabe falls to the mat and McDougal quickly covers....

JAKE SHADES: Yeah!! Go for it!!

TONY ROSS: McDougal puts his legs on the middle rope for leverage.... the ref counts... 1... 2... 3!! NO!! The ref stopped the count just as his hand was going down for the third time... he just saw McDougal with his feet on the ropes and is ordering him to break!!

JAKE SHADES: OH COME ON! WHAT KINDA CRAP IS THIS?!?

VICTOR ALVAREZ: McDougal looks to be losing patience with ref Stu Fields now as gets all in his face!! He turns and drags Kabe to the middle of the ring and plants him with a series of elbow drops and then gets up and starts yelling at the ref!!

JAKE SHADES: That's right Dougy... put that crooked ref in his place!!

TONY ROSS: McDougal turns to climb the turnbuckle.... and LOOK!! Kabe is getting up.... he's crawling on his hands and knees... McDougal has his back to him so he doesn't see him.... Kabe LUNGES ON THE ROPES!! Mcdougal loses his balance... AND HE CROTCHES HIMSELF!!! OWWW!! McDougal is slumped over in a sitting position on the top turnbuckle.... and Kabe struggles to his feet and climbs up after him.... BACK SUPLEX BY KABE!!! PERFECTLY EXECUTED!! THEY'RE BOTH DOWN!!

JAKE SHADES: GET UP DOUGY!!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: The ref is doing a double count!! This final fall may very well end in a double count out which would mean a draw for both of them....

TONY ROSS: I don't think so Vic... LOOK! Kabe is stirring... he's dragging himself over to McDougal.... he's almost there.... AND HE COLLAPSES ON TOP OF McDOUGAL!! Stu Fields drops for the count... 1... 2.... 3!! THAT'S IT!! KABE HAS WON THE THIRD AND FINAL FALL AND CAPTURES THE WIN HERE TONIGHT!!

JAKE SHADES: What a CROCK OF (BLEEP)!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: McDougal gets to his feet.... I don't think he realizes what just happened.... he goes over to the ref and swings him around.... and Stu Field just told him that he lost... and McDougal is INCENSED!! HE JUST SCOOPED UP REF STU FIELDS AND BODY SLAMMED HIM!! NOW HE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A LEG DROP!! AND ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!

JAKE SHADES: YOU PAY BACK TIME!! GUT HIM DOUGY!!

TONY ROSS: And here comes Kabe!! Kabe spins McDougal around but McDougal reacts with a poke to the eyes!! He takes Kabe and POWERSLAMS HIM ON TOP OF THE REF!! OH MY GOD!! Neither of them are moving!!

JAKE SHADES: HAHAHAHAAA!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: McDougal glares at both of them and spits on them before finally heading back to the dressing room! HOW DISGUSTING!!

JAKE SHADES: How appropriate... BOTH conspirators sharing a deserved fate!

TONY ROSS: The only thing that's going to be served around here are some heavy fines on McDougal for attacking the ref!! It doesn't look as if they were seriously hurt though as the medics have up and walking around already.... Man, I don't know what it is but it looks as if EVERYONE picked tonight to go absolutely BERSERK!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Well Tony it's not only a PPV, tonight is also being dubbed as WRESTLEBOWL I!! In fact I remember the ORIGINAL Wrestlebowl way back in the days of Scott Malec's NFWA when it had it's United Center Arena show.... it was just as wild... I remember that was the night that King Krusher RECAPTURED his NFWA United States Title over then Champion Maelstrom in what went down in wrestling history as one of the all time classics!!

TONY ROSS: Oh YEAH!! I remember that... that was when the action spilled out into the parking lot and King Krusher caught Maelstrom in his patented SLING SHOT BRAINBUSTER on to the hood of a car to win the title back....

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Yeah and moments later twin ambulances came and took them aw.....(interrupted)

JAKE SHADES: ENOUGHT WITH THE REMINISCING OKAY!? Can we PLEASE move on to the next match??

TONY ROSS: Why Jake... I didn't know you were so interested in the next match...

JAKE SHADES: I'm not... it's just I'd rather do ANYTHING than sit here and listen to you two MORONS talk about two OTHER MORONS way back in the day of yet another MORON'S moronic league..... OKAY?!

TONY ROSS: (smiling) Well, as luck may have it, we ARE just about ready to start the next match so let's send the action to center ring....

(Cameras momentarily fade as transmissions shift to center ring....)

(CUTTO: Paul Kramer.... mic in hand.... and beginning his bark....)

PAUL KRAMER: Our next match is for the FWF CABLE TV TITLE!!! First our challenger...... from North Stamford CT.... at 224 pounds....

(CUE UP: Song 2 by Blur......)

PAUL KRAMER: He is the JOBBER!!!!

(The crowd react negatively with boos as Jobber trots down the aisle, sneering at the crowd....)

PAUL KRAMER: And his opponent.... he is the current FWF CABLE TV CHAMPION..... weighing 223 and hailing from the Black Mountains of New Mexico.....

(Arena lights go out, A wolf howl echos throughout the arena, CUEUP: "Right Now" by Van Halen......)

PAUL KRAMER: He is STONE WOLF!!!

(Lights go out, a wolf howl is heard which fades into music. As the music begins, a black light spotlight comes up and follows SW to the ring. He appears totally focused, stopping occasionally to acknowledge the fans who are going wild! The lights begin to come up again as he reaches the ring......)

VICTOR ALVAREZ: This is going to be a VERY interesting match.... you know these guys met a few months ago and it ended in a time limit draw.....

TONY ROSS: That's right.... that was a classic match.....

JAKE SHADES: IT SUCKED!! It would have been better if Jobber had won!

TONY ROSS: Now WHY am I NOT surprised by that comment? They begin to circle each other ..... they tangle up.... and Jobber with an arm drag take down! Stone Wolf jumps back to his feet and.... SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP by Stone Wolf takes Jobber off his feet!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Stone Wolf reaches for one of Jobber's legs... he drops an elbow.... HE MISSES!! Jobber rolled out of the way .... Stone Wolf back up to his feet.... LEG SCISSOR TAKE DOWN BY JOBBER!! He has Stone Wolf down with the leg scissors securely in place....

JAKE SHADES: Now THAT was a great move......

TONY ROSS: Stone Wolf is trying to position himself to break free.... he goes into a head stand.... AND HE SNAPS HIMSELF OUT OF IT!! He quickly lunges at Jobber and and nails him with an elbow to the chest!!

JAKE SHADES: HEY!! That was a LOW BLOW!!

TONY ROSS: LOW BLOW??? What are you ... BLIND?! Stone Wolf pulls Jobber to his feet.... he's setting him up for an atomic knee buster.... JOBBER FLIPS OVER AND BEHIND HIM AND ROLLS HIM UP!! 1... 2... KICKOUT BY STONE WOLF!! We ALMOST had a NEW Cable TV champion here....

JAKE SHADES: We shoulda... that ref was counting TOO SLOW!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Yeah.... just like the match before you CLAIMED that the ref was counting TOO fast....

JAKE SHADES: He was and he did so shut your (BLEEP) face!!

TONY ROSS: Stone Wolf with a side headlock on Jobber..... Jobber raises him up..... BACK SUPLEX INTO A BRIDGE BY JOBBER!! 1.... 2.... KICKOUT AGAIN BY STONE WOLF!! Jobber gets up first and.. OH!! He just kneed Stone Wolf right in the face!!!

JAKE SHADES: Maybe that will improve his looks somewhat... hehehehehee.....

TONY ROSS: Stone Wolf staggers back... Jobber follows that up with a FLYING THESZ PRESS that absolutely CRUSHES Stone Wolf!! Jobber seems to be gaining the upper hand now as he whips Stone Wolf into the corner with authority!! Stone Wolf hit the turnbuckle HARD and uses the ropes to hold him up....

JAKE SHADES: I smell a change of title ......

VICTOR ALVAREZ: I wouldn't count Stone Wolf out just yet Jake... he is one TOUGH character.....

JAKE SHADES: Character?? Yes! Tough?? Nah......

TONY ROSS: Jobber rushes in with a running shoulder block.... Stone releases the ropes and drops down underneath JOBBER!! JOBBER FLIES OVER HIM AND HIT SOLID RING POST!!! OH!! HE MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS SHOULDER!!

JAKE SHADES: What a COWARDLY move!! A REAL man would stay there and TAKE the hit, hell... I WOULD!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: That must explain some of your mental defects Jake...... Jobber drops to his knees favoring his shouler... he starts backing away from Stone Wolf who is just now getting up.... he's trying to protect that shoulder....

TONY ROSS: Jobber is trying to use the ref as a shield..... he pushes the ref into Stone Wolf and kicks at Stone Wolf!! Stone Wolf CATCHES THE KICK!! JOBBER IS TRYING TO MAINTAIN HIS BALANCE.... Stone Wolf leans forward and Jobber falls backward as Stone Wolf drops an elbow on his leg!

JAKE SHADES: ANOTHER LOW BLOW!! C'MON REF OPEN YOUR (BLEEP) EYES!!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: Jobber yells out in agony as Stone Wolf drops a knee onto his leg! SPINNING TOE HOLD BY STONE WOLF HAS JOBBER CRYING OUT IN PAIN AGAIN!! Stone Wolf finally releases it but not before planting him with a leg drop across the chest!!

TONY ROSS: Stone Wolf moves toward the ropes.... VERTICAL ELBOW DROP OFF THE SECOND ROPE FINDS ITS MARK!! Jobber is in BAD shape now as he struggles to his feet..... Stone Wolf sensing victory creeps behind Jobber.... I think he's going for... YES! THE BLACK MOUNTAIN SPLASH! A variation of the dragon sleeper..... HE DROPS IT INTO A REVERSE DDT WITH THE SLEEPER STILL LOCKED IN!! He finally releases it and covers.... 1.... 2.... 3!!! STONE WOLF DID IT!! STONE WOLF HAS RETAINED THE CABLE TV TITLE AGAINST THE ONLY MAN MAR HIS ALMOST PERFECT RECORD WITH A DRAW!!

JAKE SHADES: That was a FLUKE WIN!! If Stone Wolf wouldn't have PUSHED Jobber into that RING POST to injure him... we would be looking at a NEW CABLE TV CHAMPION!

VICTOR ALVAREZ: If Stone Wolf wouldn't have what?! (shakes his head incredulously)

TONY ROSS: Well, I gotta saw..... Jobber WAS taking the fight to Stone Wolf.... he had two near pin attempts and if it wasn't for HIS mishap with the ring post....who knows... the outcome may have been different! Anyhow, that will have to be a discussion for later as we are just about ready for the next match.....

(Cameras fade as transmission is be transferred to center ring....)

(The camera pans up to Paul Kramer standing at mid-ring as a large roll of barbed wire is wrapped and fastened around the ring by FWF staff)

PAUL KRAMER: "Ladies and gentlemen, the next event is a Barbed Wire Match!! First, coming to the ring, from Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 261lbs., SUICIDE KING!!"

(The fans boo loudly but the hardcore marks roar in approval as Suicide slowly makes his way to the ring with a deadly serious look on his face. He has a bandage on his shoulder from the earlier attack by a fan)

P.K.: "And his opponent," (CUE-UP: "Hands of Death" by Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper) "From Seattle, Washington's King County Sanitarium, weighing in at 220lbs., ASYLUM!! He is accompanied by Daisy!"

(The crowd reacts to Asylum as he walks to the ring staring blankly out at the crowd while Daisy, dressed in rags, keeps chewing onher fingernails. Asylum almost grinds himself on the barbed wire trying to go after Suicide King)

TONY ROSS: "He had better wait for the ring crew to open that barbed wire up for him!! He's gonna slash himself to death!"

JAKE SHADES: "FInally, I'm going to see a match I'm going to enjoy instead of watching punks like Stone Wolf and the Birds of Prey display their lack of talent! These two will BLEED!!"

VICTOR ALVAREZ: "This could be one of the bloodiest matches in the history of the FWF! Fans, if you'll notice, Suicide King is wearing a bandage on his shoulder because he was attacked before the show by a crazed fan in the parking lot! Here is the footage!"

(The footage cues up of the crazy fan slashing Suicide King's shoulder)

T.R.: "I don't know who that nutball was, but there is speculation that it could be one of Asylum's followers!"

J.S.: "You know what? I kind of like Daisy, she's cute for a psycho!"

T.R.: "Well, why don't you go over and introduce yourself to her! You two are a match made in heaven!"

J.S.: "Are you saying that I'm a psycho! I resemble that remark!"

T.R.: "I am fully aware of that!"

J.S.: "Oops, I meant resent!"

T.R.: "Whatever! Asylum has finally made his way into this ring of barbed wire and the two men are slowly stalking each other, and Asylum has suddenly calmed down!"

V.A.: "Almost getting tangled up in that barbed wire may have turned on a few lights upstairs!"

J.S.: "Too bad your lights burned out years ago, you senile old man!"

T.R.: "Shut up and enjoy the match! Asylum rushes Suicide King and S.K. sidesteps with a single leg takedown and Asylum falls face first into the barbed wire!! Wow!! We already have contact with the barbs! Asylum screams in agony as S.K. pulls him up and laughs in his face and spits on him!! T-Bone suplex, executed to perfection! I believe Asylum is already opened up!!"

J.S.: "YAAHHHH!!!!"

T.R.: "You sadist! Daisy is on the outside screaming her lungs out as Asylum bleeds! Suicide King pulls him up and whips him in and hits a flying clothesline! S.K. stares out at the crowd and the Japanese hardcore legend is not very welcome here in New York City! S.K. turns his attention back to Asylum as he drags him to his feet! He begins gnawing on Asylum's wound! Wow!! That is certainly brutal!"

V.A.: "Suicide King is known as a violent risk taker who will do anything to win! As you can see right here, cannibalism also appears to be a method of his!"

J.S.: "I'd like to cannibalize Daisy!"

T.R.: "Asylum fights back with elbows to the chest and he breaks free of S.K.'s grip! Asylum with a flurry of punches and a kick to the gut! He grabs S.K. by the hair and he's running his face across that barbed wire!! Oh my!! That barbed wire is going to be used as a weapon here several times!"

J.S.: "That's the whole point! Pure unadulterated violence, and I love it!"

T.R.: "Asylum has S.K. in the corner and he's trying to wrap some of that wire around S.K.'s neck!! Oh wow, he's got it wrapped around him as S.K. bleeds from the forhead! S.K. yells out in pain as that sharp wire digs into his neck!!"

V.A.: "Both of these men have such a high tolerance for pain that it may take all night to get a pinfall! They may think that getting cut with barbed wire is fun!"

T.R.: "Suicide King isn't having too much fun as Asylum continues to choke, and referee Stu Fields asks him if he wants to continue, and he will! S.K. with a low blow and Asylum lets go off the wire! Asylum falls to the mat in severe pain as S.K. unravels himself from the wire! S.K. collapses to the mat as well and both men are now face down on the mat! Asylum is up first! He starts rubbing S.K.'s face in the mat, aggravating that wound some more! Now he's scraping it with the bottom of his boot! That has got to be extremely painful!"

J.S.: "You're gonna know what that feels like if you keep getting smart with me tonight!"

T.R.: "Oh please Jake, you couldn't even get me into that position you blowhard! Fields continues to check S.K. as Asylum continues working over that wound with his boot! S.K. grabs his boot and flips Asylum back and he lands hard on the mat! S.K. checks his forehead and now his vision may be blurred! He shoves Stu Fields out of the way, who was trying to check on him! S.K. has fire in his eyes along with the blood!"

V.A.: "We may have not seen anything yet! Suicide King looks possessed! How can he even be walking after that onslaught!?"

T.R.: "I have no idea! S.K. pulls Asylum up and comes off the ropes with a deadly enziguiri kick!! Asylum's neck snaps back from the impact!"

J.S.: "He's softening him up for that top rope Michinoku Driver! he already put one guy in the hospital with that move, and I can't wait to see it!"

T.R.: "Reverse neckbreaker with authority by Suicide King! S.K. is going up top! Moonsault!! He hits it!! 1-2-Ohhhh!!! Asylum barely kicked out and I don't know how!! S.K. looks somewhat surprised as both men continue to bleed! S.K. drags Asylum over to the ropes and he's gonna use those razor-like barbs again! And again Asylum falls victim to the wire! Look at S.K. enjoy dishing out the punishment!"

J.S.: "And you call me a sadist? This guy makes Marquis de Sade look like Mr. Rogers! These guys look like stuck pigs!"

V.A.: "Both men are losing a lot of blood here, and Stu Fields had better use his discretion to call this one if it gets too nasty!"

J.S.: "Are you kidding you old fool! This is great! there should be much more violence on TV!"

T.R.: "This is Pay-Per-View you nincompoop! Daisy is over right by Asylum as he continues to get gashed by the wire! Fields finally pulls S.K. off giving Asylum a chance to catch a breath! Asylum's forehead looks like a map with the rivers of blood flowing down! S.K. is not much better! Asylum swings wildly at air and falls face first to the mat! Daisy is in hysterics! S.K. executes a standing somersault splash!! 1-2-kickout!! Amazing!!"

V.A.: "Asylum is showing some tremendous resiliency here, to be able to kick out of that is incredible!"

J.S.: "Forget tap a keg, tap the vein baby!! Yeahhh!!!"

T.R.: "Asylum somehow gets to his feet as Suicide King hits a Russian leg Sweep and goes up top!! Senton Bomb missed!! Asylum had enough to get out of the way!! Asylum uses the ropes to get to his feet and kicks the advancing S.K. in the knee! Asylum dropkicks S.K. down! Asylum makes his way to the top rope! Hurracanrana into a rollup!! How the hell did he do that!!? 1-2-Ohhhh...so close!!! Suicide King just barely able to get his shoulder up!"

V.A.: "Asylum showed some great wrestling ability and he may not be just a psychotic from an looney bin! This guy can wrestle!"

J.S.: "Too bad you can't announce, at least some of us excel at our careers!"

T.R.: "Which certainly does not include you Shades! Asylum slowly gets to his feet and shakes off the cobwebs and tries to clear some of the blood from his eyes! How can he even see!? Asylum staggers over to S.K., but Suicide King reaches up and grabs him by the hair and rolls him into a small package!! 1-2-Near fall!! Asylum escapes! Pardon the pun!"

J.S.: "Oh brother...."

T.R.: "Both men get to their feet slowly and at the same time and begin exhanging rights and lefts! Suicide King with a poke to the eyes and he he thrusts Asylum's face into the barbed wire! He starts raking Asylum's head across the wire again!! How much more can he take!"

J.S.: "I hope the USDA is watching, because we got some PRIME ground beef being made here! This is awesome!"

T.R.: "This crowd in New York is stunned by this display of violence, but many are enjoying it immensely! S.K. throws Asylum back away from the barbed wire and stares out at the crowd again! It appears that Asylum is getting the fan's favor here!"

J.S.: "And do you think he gives two rats' asses about these morons in the crowd!? He's here for two things, money and violence! Hey, me and him are a lot alike!"

T.R.: "Yeah, except you are a puny twit with a big mouth who can't back up his words!"

J.S.: "Hey, you wanna take this up into the barbed wire!?"

T.R.: "Pay attention! S.K. whips Asylum into the corner and follows it up with a charging avalanche! Suicide King mounts the turnbuckles and quickly pulls Asylum up with him! Frankensteiner from the top rope!! Suicide King is 261 pounds and by no means is a light weight!! What a move!! A cover!! 1-2-Ohhhh!! How much closer can it get!!??"

V.A.: "Asylum refuses to be pinned here, and he may be risking tremendous physical injury if this goes on!"

T.R.: "Suicide King is visbally frustrated and bleeding profusely as he pulls Asylum up! He gets him on his shoudler and is somehow able to get to the top rope! Could it be the top rope Michinkou Driver!? Yes!! No!!! Asylum slipped down from behind and blocked it with his legs, and S.K. hit the mat hard with his rear end!! Asylum slaps a dragon sleeper on from behind!! This could be it!! He has S.K. cinched!!"

V.A.: "He's too close to the ropes!! He's got his leg on it!!"

T.R.: "Suicide King just saved a loss there by getting to the ropes, and that was very smart to even know where he was like that! This match will continue and everybody in Madison Square Garden is on their feet for this one! Asylum is sucking wind bad here as he pulls S.K. up by the hair and whips S.K. in! S.K. ducks a clothesline! S.K. comes off the other ropes with a cross body block!! Asylum catches him!! He plants S.K. with a monster thrust slam!! 1.....2.......Ohhhh!!!! Suicide King still had enough gas to kick out!! Unbelievable!"

J.S.: "That means more violence!! Yeahhh!!!"

V.A.: "These two wrestlers will put a win at any cost over personal injury, and I don't think it's worth it!"

J.S.: "It's worth it because *I* get to enjoy it, and that should be the only reason!"

T.R.: "Asylum is on his knees staring at Daisy in disbelief! He can't put S.K. away!! Asylum pulls S.K. up but S.K. chops him several times in the chest and pulls him into the corner! He rakes Asylum's face off the barbed wire and picks him up and places him on the top turnbuckle! Is he going for a superplex!! It appears to be! No!! Asylum blocks and pushes Suicide King and he lands awkwardly on the mat!! Asylum looks out at the crowd wildly, and hits a shooting star press!!! Wow!!! 1......2.......3!!! Asylum finally wins this blood bath!!"

V.A.: "That was simply an amazing display of either guts or stupidity, I can't decide which, but it was incredible nonetheless! These two guys put their bodies on the line here tonight at MSG and the fans ae eating it up! Neither man can move!"

J.S.: "I can just go home and leave now! I had my taste of brutality to last me a month!"

T.R.: "You will stay right here and announce! As if he haven't seen enough violence during JT Holiday/Codie Thompson and D-Mon/Scott Allen earlier on the pre-show! Vic, are we becoming hardcore!?"

V.A.: "Tony, I'm not going to speculate, but it appears that the FWF is loosening up its rules regarding hardcore wrestling! More and more wrestlers are using the style and the matches are becoming more violent! Is this a good thing? I don't know, I'm a little worried about the safety of these guys!"

J.S.: "Oh stop being a condescending wimp, Vicky! You know violence sells and as long as those two money hungry tyrants are in office, what ever sells around here will get pushed and you know it! It's that simple!"

T.R.: "Hey calm down there all knowing one! Here come some NYC EMTs to assist Suicide King and Asylum out of the ring, and they have lost a lot of blood! Daisy is almost crying as she follows the stretcher Asylum has been placed on, and Suicide King has not moved since that shooting star press! Asylum gets the win here tonight at Wrestlebowl I! Let's take it back up to Howard as they roll up that barbed wire!"

(The camera pans around the Madison Square Garden throng as the fans stare at Suicide King and Asylum leaving the ring on stretchers. The camera then zooms in on Paul Kramer at mid-ring)

PAUL KRAMER: "In our next match, coming to the ring," (CUE-UP: "Where Boys Fear To Tread" by the Smashing Pumpkins) "From right here in New York City, weighing in at 235lbs., MINION!!"

(The crowd erupts with boos as Minion walks to the ring, taunting the fans. "Ikon" Abel Wicks follows close behind. Both men climb into the ring as Wicks talks to Kramer)

P.K.: "What can I do for you, Mr. Wicks?"

ABEL WICKS: "The Wicker, being the IKON has found through all the red tape that if Minion here defeats Nancy Kerrigan's brother within a certain time limit, he will recieve a world title shot tonight."

P.K.: "What is the time limit?"

A.W.: "You shall see..."

P.K.: "And his opponent," (CUE-UP: "Real Solution #9" by White Zombie) "From Toronto, Ontario, weighing in at 225lbs., MICHAEL "THE DRAGON" KERRIGAN!!"

(The crowd pops as Kerrigan makes his way down to the ring, slapping a few hands, but looking seriously into the ring. Kerrigan climbs into the ring and takes the mic from Kramer)

MICHAEL KERRIGAN: "Minion, you and your buddy here are an utter DISGRACE. You come out here, saying your the LEGACY of Tom Parker. Well, you're not even half the MAN that he used to be. So BRACE UP and get ready for the beating of your LIFE. So you might as well, just go HOME. Because the life you SAVE, may just be your own!" (crowd pop)

TONY ROSS: "Some strong words from Michael Kerrigan, but what is this BS about Minion receieving a Frontier, or World Title, or whatever the hell title shot tonight!? That honor goes to Jean Rabesque!"

JAKE SHADES: "Are you kidding me? That French-Canadian fairy bailed out while he could a few months back and now he wants a shot at the title again? I don't care if he never lost it, he should have never given it up, and he should have to wait in line like everybody else!"

T.R.: "Rabesque paid his dues, Shades!"

VICTOR ALVAREZ: "I agree with Tony, Rabesque definitely deserves the shot!"

J.S.: "Oh, you two kissasses shouldn't be allowed to voice your opinion about anything because you're brainwashed by these retards in the crowd! You like whoever they like! At least I can think for myself!"

T.R.: "Jake, you can't even think your way out of a paper bag so zip it! Kerrigan and Minion are engaged in a staredown as Wicks stands on the outside, and I totally don't agree with this!"

J.S.: "He's out there to make sure that idiot Rabesque doesn't come down and interfere!"

T.R.: "That is highly unlikely Shades! Rabesque is too honorable to interfere in other people's matches, even his friend Michael Kerrigan, but I'm sure he'll be down here if Wicks tries anything stupid!"

V.A.: "At the last house show in Norfolk, Kerrigan and Rabesque fought a classic 30 minute draw and was attacked by Minion, Wicks, and Wayne Roberts, so this could be a little revenge for Kerrigan here!"

T.R.: "Kerrigan pushes Minion and Minion pushes back! Kerrigan pushes again and this time Minion falls back into the corner and rolls out of the ring! He's out there consulting with Wicks! This is ridiculous!"

J.S.: "You wait, Minion will get his shot tonight!"

T.R.: "Kerrigan just laughs at Minion on the outside! Minion rolls back in angry and starts throwing rights and lefts at kerrigan, but he blocks them all and sends Minion right back to the outside with a big dropkick!! The fans respond!! Minion lands hard right out by Wicks! "The Ikon" helps him back ton his feet!"

J.S.: "See, he's only out there for moral support! That's what friends do for each other!"

T.R.: "We'll see what happens! Minion back in again and he puts the boots to Minion! Minion gets to his feet and tries to fight back but Kerrigan plants a spin kick into the ribs! Minion falls back into the corner as Kerrigan goes after him with some shoulder rams! Ohhh!! Minion rings Kerrigan's bell with an ear clap! Kerrigan is stunned as Minion mounts the turnbuckles and comes off with a bodypress!! 1-2-kickout!"

V.A.: "Both of these men are evenly matched and can do the high-flying thing at will!"

J.S.: "Yeah, but Minion has the advantage because he doesn't care what the trashballs in the crowd think about him!"

T.R.: "Minion pulls Kerrigan up and whips him in! Big powerslam!! 1-2-No!! Minion going for the quick win here! Minion hits a snap legdrop on Kerrigan and he pulls him up! Standing dropkick, nicely executed, and this time, Kerrigan falls out of the ring! He lands out near Wicks as Minion yells at the referee! And here comes the interference!"

J.S.: "Oh, quit complaining, he's just gonna help him back into the ring!"

T.R.: "Yeah, he sure did, with a low blow on Kerrigan!! So much for moral support, now its physical! Wait a minute, someone's coming!! It's Hikaru Yoshida, Kerrigan's partner in WAR Machine! He runs over to Kerrigan and Wicks quickly backs off! Who knows what Wicks would have done!"

J.S.: "Probably help him right back in this time! He's very helpful!"

V.A.: "Minion's going to try a suicide dive out at them!! Oh my!!!"

T.R.: "Minion missed! He lands hard on the concrete!! Wow!! Kerrigan and Yoshida were able to duck out of the way!!"

J.S.: "Get that Oriental twit out of there, he has no business down there!"

V.A.: "We haven't seen WAR Machine together in quite a while, and this may be a reunion of that tag team!"

T.R.: "Wicks is over helping Minion get to his feet and Kerrigan and Yoshida hit a double clothesline on Wicks!! Kerrigan dumps Minion back into the ring!"

J.S.: "Hey, what the hell is Yoshida touching Wicks for! That should be a DQ!"

T.R.: "What?? Wicks isn't even supposed to be out there!! Have you been hitting the sauce again!? What did Lebron tell you about that, one more time and you're out!"

J.S.: "I am perfectly sober enough to see what a travesty of justice that was!"

T.R.: "I guess you're just blind then! Kerrigan is working Minion over in the ring as he slams him down and plants a fist! Kerrigan is going up top! Wicks shakes the ropes and Kerrigan crotches himself!! Get him out of there!! Here comes Yoshida!! He nails Wicks with a flying forearm on the outside! Referee Stu Fields has to go out and try to separate them!"

V.A.: "Abel Wicks has a tendency to create controversy, especially with his fake World Title belt, and he's doing the best he can to insure a title shot for Minion tonight!"

T.R.: "I'm still doubting that! There's a commotion by the locker room entrance, what is happening! Someone just emerged from the curtain as the fans react loudly! It's Joe Massacre again!! Joe Massacre is in the Garden again!! He grabs a chair from ringside and climbs into the ring! Minion and Kerrigan are exchanging punches! Massacre from behing Kerrigan, he taps him on the back!! Kerrigan turns and Ohhhh!!! Massacre just leveled him with that chair!! What a shot!! Now he's whacking Kerrigan in the shoulder on the mat!! Yoshida doesn't see this because he's on the outside with Wicks!"

J.S.: "Hit him again!! Hit him again!! Yeah!!"

T.R.: "Minion doesn't know what to do here as he watches Massacre killing Kerrigan with the chair! Massacre turns to Minion and threatens to whack him too! Minion bails out as Massacre turns and aborbs the boos!! Massacre turns and leaves the ring as the garbage rains down on him! Minion sneaks back into the ring and goes up top!! The Fall From Grace somersault senton splash!! Wicks pushes Fields back into the ring!! 1-2-3!! What a cheap disgusting win for Minion!!"

V.A.: "Massacre and Kerrigan have a past in the WAR organization, so that may have been what motivated this attack! Massacre is gone as Jean Rabesque comes running to the ring! Yoshida doesn't know what happened as he is separated from Wicks! Kerrigan is just lying half-dead on the mat!"

T.R.: "Well, it's also obvious that Massacre didn't do this to help Minion, because he almost drilled Minion with the chair as well! Massacre makes his presence known here again in New York City as he attacks Michael Kerrigan from behind with a chair! What a crock! Minion will take the win any way he can get it!"

J.S.: "And I love every minute of it! Joe Massacre is here to tear things up and I can't wait to see more of him!"

V.A.: "Rabesque and Yoshida are checking on Kerrigan as Minion and Wicks leave in a celebratory mood! I wonder if they will try and pull off this title shot for Minion now? Wicks has the mic!"

ABEL WICKS: "Minion, that spectacular win was a shade within the time limit, so you WILL get your title shot tonight!"

T.R.: "Oh, I sincerely hope he doesn't! While Rabesque and Yoshida assist Kerrigan out of the ring, let's take it back up to Paul!"

(The camera pans the crowd quickly, zooming in on the Wrestlebowl I banner, before cross-fading to Paul Karmer standing at mid-ring)

PAUL KRAMER: "Our next match is for the FWF National Tag Team Titles!! First, coming to the ring, the challengers!" (CUE-UP: "Blue Monday" by Orgy) "From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 280lbs., WAYNE ROBERTS!! His partner, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 238lbs., GOLEM!!"

(The crowd boos loudly as Roberts and Golem walk to the ring showing little emotion or care for the fans. Roberts climbs into the ring and raises his arms, and smiles at the negative response. Golem isn't even looking at Roberts as there is obvious tension)

P.K.: "And their opponents," (CUE-UP: "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys) "From Duluth, Minnesota, weighing in at 215lbs., "ICEMAN" KEVIN KEARNS!! His partner, from Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing in at 211lbs., DARREN MACMILLAN!! They are the FWF National Tag team Champions, THE NEW BREED!! They are accompanied by Miss Thang!"

(The crowd roars as the champs make their way to the ring, but some boos can be heard as well. Miss Thang gets some special attention from the male fans as she waves to them from the apron)

TONY ROSS: "Well, we've already seen the New Breed reveal their lovely new valet, Miss Thang, but who is this third member they have been talking about?"

VICTOR ALVAREZ: "From the verbal clues, I'm going to have to go with Jean Rabesque! But who knows Tony, anything can happen!"

JAKE SHADES: "Who cares? They're all a bunch of pansies anyway, and since when is Macmillan allowed to pick new partners? This is like his 3rd partner this year!"

T.R.: "We all know that Sage was severely injured a few months back, and we know that Rick Freeman was injured recently, so Macmillan has to defend the belts somehow!"

J.S.: "He should have been stripped!"

V.A.: "Speaking of Freeman, did you see how Macmillan treated Freeman at the hospital he was at? Pretty nasty and very unlike Macmillan, his attitude has been changing over the past few weeks!"

J.S.: "He's still a 150lb loser who has to be carried by his partner!"

T.R.: "Golem and Roberts are arguing over who is going to start it off! these guys are not getting along at all, but Kearns is already in the ring ready to go! Looks like the New Breed is much more cohesive! There you see Miss Thang looking on at ringside!"

J.S.: "Keep that camera on her, I don't wanna Miss that Thang!"

T.R.: "Jake, stop being a pervert for once in your life! Golem rushes Kearns and I guess they will start it off! Kicks punches, eye gouges and Golem gets the advantage with a kick to the shin! He whips Kearns in and boots him in the face! Kearns staggers back right into a forearm from Roberts in the back of the head! Kearns turns and takes a swing at Roberts but Golem rolls him up!! 1-2-No!!"

V.A.: "Wow, maybe Golem and Roberts can actually function as a team!"

J.S.: "I know I used to hate Roberts, but if he had the sense enough to hook up with guys like Minion, Wicks and Golem, then there is obviously hope for him!"

T.R.: "Well, we still don't know if Golem and Roberts can get along! Golem is in the ring with the ever-present claw as Kearns locks up! Golem with a side headlock but Kearns back suplexes out of it! He quickly tags Macmillan in who comes off the top rope with an axehandle that dazes Golem! Quick armdrag into an armbar on Golem! Golem gets to his feet, twists out of it, and yanks Macmillan's hair back and rams his head into the mat! Golem drop an elbow and covers!! 1-2-Kickout!"

V.A.: "Golem used a nice series of moves to get out of that hold, showing that he is not just a one-dimensional brawler!"

J.S.: "Is that all you care about is pure wrestling ability? I think a thumb to the eye is much better than an arm drag, thank you!"

T.R.: "Golem punches Macmillan a few times and whips him into the corner where Roberts assaults him with punches! Golem slaps Roberts on the chest and I guess that was a tag! Roberts comes in with a huge size advantage on Macmillan! They double team Macmillan and here comes Kearns! He flies right over referee Willie Bennett and drills Golem on the head! Bennett pushes Kearns back to the corner as Golem hits the floor!"

V.A.: "What an explosive move by Kearns as he was able to get around Bennett to hit Golem!"

J.S.: "Yeah, he had to cheat!!"

T.R.: "You should be applauding then! Roberts is able to railroad Macmillan back into the corner where he puts the boots to him! Huge hip toss out of the corner sends Macmillan sailing through the air! Roberts charges over and knocks Kearns off the apron! Kearns climbs back in and goes after him but Bennett stops him! Golem has managed to ciimb back in, but Macmillan dropkicks both of them!! What a move, the crowd is roaring! Macmillan dives over and tags in Kearns who had just returned to his corner! Kearns throws Golem over the top rope!! Roberts gets a flying body press!! 1-2-No!!!"

J.S.: "Thank God, I can't stand to have these cocky asses as tag team champions anymore! Come on Golem, get back in there and help Roberts!"

T.R.: "Golem is in bad shape on the outside as Macmillan hooks a sleeper on Roberts, but Roberts backs full force into the corner and breaks it! Wow! Macmillan really got smashed in there! Roberts goes and taunts Kearns to get him fired up! He tries to get in but Bennett is there to stop him!"

J.S.: "This is classic!! The New Breed is falling for every trick in the book!"

V.A.: "Yes, but Bennett is not going to allow this to happen as he catches Golem trying to double team!! Golem is forced back to the apron!"

T.R.: "Roberts piledrives Macmillan!! 1-2-Kickout! Macmillan is just like his former partner Sage, very resilient! Roberts slaps on a chinlock as Macmillan desperately tries to reach for the corner but no dice, Roberts has him locked up! Roberts reaches back and tags in Golem!! Roberts holds the chinlock as Golem stomps away at Macmillan's midsection! Bennett tells Roberts to get out of there!"

J.S.: "Bennett better keep his hands to himself!"

V.A.: "Golem and Roberts seem to be working well now as they have cut off the ring!"

T.R.: "Golem suplexes Macmillan down hard! Golem pulls him up and whips Macmillan in! Macmillan holds the ropes as Golem misses a dropkick!! Macmillan is right there and he tags Kearns in!! The crowd erupts! Kearns is in pummeling Golem! He kicks Golem in the gut and hits a chicken wing suplex!! He pulls Golem right back up and whips him in!! Stun gun!! This could be it!! 1-2-He kicked out! Kearns can't believe it!"

J.S.: "You can't beat Golem like that!! Give him the Claw!! The Claw!!"

T.R.: "Kearns drops an elbow on Golem and pulls him up! Kearns goes for a suplex and Golem blocks! Golem hits a brainbuster!! Wow!! He could very well have broken Kearns' neck with that! Golem is going for the Claw!! He holds it up in the air and he drives it down on Kearns!! Wait!! Roberts just reached and tagged himself in!! What the hell is he doing!!?"

J.S.: "That glory hound!!"

T.R.: "Golem is up and he turns to Roberts with the look of death in his eyes!! He nails Roberts in the face and applies the Claw to Roberts!! He's got the Claw on Roberts!! The crowd is erupting!!"

V.A.: "No he doesn't!! It's not even in Roberts mouth, it was all a ruse!! Both men smile at each other as Golem delivers the Claw back on Kearns!! Here comes Macmillan and Roberts catches him with a Double Arm DDT! Bennett has to keep order in there, Golem is not the legal man!!"

J.S.: "Ha ha ha ha!! This is great!! Good job guys, you had me fooled!!"

T.R.: "Kearns is about out!! 1.....2....No!!! Miss Thang pulled Kearns leg onto the rope!! Miss Thang saved him and the crowd loves it!! Golem and Roberts are incensed and they go after her on the outside!! She can hardly run in those high heels!!"

J.S.: "Well she doesn't belong at ringside then!"

T.R.: "You were just thrilled about her being here earlier!"

J.S.: "She shouldn't be interfering!!"

V.A.: "Macmillan and Kearns are both up in the ring and they see Miss Thang in trouble!!"

T.R.: "They have her cornered out there!! Ohhh!!! Double suicide dives over the top rope and they both nail Golem and Roberts!! Wow!! Kearns and Roberts are legal and Kearns dumps Roberts back into the ring!! Kearns locks on his sleeper, the Deep Freeze!! Roberts sinks down!! Bennett raises his arms once...twice....three times!! That's it!! Roberts is out!! Macmillan and Kearns retain the belts!"

J.S.: "And here comes Minion and Abel Wicks!! The cavalry has arrived!"

T.R.: "Wicks and Minion hit the ring, but Macmillan and Kearns slide out with the belts!! They are out of here! The crowd is roaring in approval!"

J.S.: "Cowards!!"

T.R.: "Wicks and Minion help Golem and Roberts up and hold both of their arms up high, but they lost!! They did not win the belts!! They will have to wait another day!"

(The camera pans around ringside showing some screaming New York fans, many of which are wearing Mets and Yankees gear in tribute to the double playoff appearances by the New York teams. The camera then pans over the brand new FWF Frontier belt in all its shiny glory before zooming back in on Paul Kramer at mid-ring)

PAUL KRAMER: "This match is for the FWF United States Frontier Title! First, coming to the ring, the challenger," (CUE-UP: "Shapes of Things" by the Jeff Healy Band) "From Montreal, Quebec, weighing in at 245lbs., JEAN RABESQUE!!"

(The crowd erupts as Rabesque walks confidently to ringside wearing black tights and a black FWF T-shirt, slapping hands along the way. He gets to the ring and climbs on the apron and raises his arms high to a big response)

P.K.: "And his opponent," (CUE-UP: "Cemetary Gates" by Pantera) "From Scottsdale, Arizona, weighing in at 235lbs., the FWF Frontier Champion, "THE IKON" ABEL WICKS!! He is accompanied by Minion!!"

(Wicks walks to the ring with Minion, wearing black pants and a Fear Factory shirt. He talks to Minion all the way to the ring while staring at Rabesque. He seems to be telling him to be ready for a title shot. Both men are getting monster heel heat)

P.K.: "If Jean Rabesque wins the match, he will be able to do whatever he wants to Abel Wicks? World Title!" (Big crowd pop)

JAKE SHADES: "All hail the Wicker! He is here to save the world!"

TONY ROSS: "If this is our savior, we are all in serious trouble!"

VICTOR ALVAREZ: "Wicks is still conferring with Minion, and I wonder if he is overconfident about Jean Rabesque!"

J.S.: "Rabesque couldn?t be Wicks athletic supporter! This is gonna be a 5 minute squash!"

T.R.: "I highly doubt that! Wicks is taking his time as Rabesque grabs the mic from Paul Kramer!"

JEAN RABESQUE: "You know somehin? guys? I?m not gonna put up with any double team crap or any sneak attacks, I wanna win this belt clean! So, let?s just say I found myself the upper hand!"

(All the lights go out in the arena as a lone spotlight starts to circle the building. The spotlight then settles on the locker room entrance as "One Vision" by Queen cues up. The crowd erupts at the sight of Alister Hayze emerging from the curtain, dressed in blue jeans and a 901 shirt. He shakes his head as Wicks is going nuts in the ring in protest, complaining to referee Willie Bennett. Wicks tries to go after him but Minion holds him back. Hayze has a mic)

ALISTER HAYZE: "Hi Abel! (waves emphatically) I missed you too! Don?t get your panties in a wad. Wicker, I?m not here to mess with you. After all, I already kicked your ass pretty good awhile back. No, no, you ain?t the problem, it?s him. (points to Minion) Jean here just wants to kick your butt mano y mano, so I decided I?d make myself useful and deal with your little buddy. I?m just lettin you know that if any of you try any monkey business (cracks knuckles, then holds up his hand, revealing a chain wrapped around it. Crowd pops) it?s just you and me my friend."

T.R.: "Well, well, well, Jean Rabesque has got some pretty potent backup! Alister Hayze is in Madison Square Garden to watch the back of Jean Rabesque, and these New York fans love it!"

J.S.: "Oh give me a break, the pot-smoking hippy is back in the FWF and we?re all supposed to be afraid of him? Please! Minion can handle that chump!"

V.A.: "We all know about the past between Hayze and Wicks, but Hayze has made it clear that he is just here to stop Minion from any foul play!"

T.R.: "I certainly hope so! Rabesque and Wicks are in each other?s face in the ring as the bell rings! Hayze and Minion have taken their places in opposite corners, and Hayze flashes that chain at Minion and I don?t think he?ll be playing any games! Rabesque and Wicks begin to trade punches! Rabesque gets the upper hand with some huge rights and Wicks goes flying into the corner, but Wicks comes right out with a huge clothesline! Rabesque down hard! Wicks stomps on Rabesque?s face several times and yells out at the fans!"

J.S.: "Get that idiot away from ringside! He has a chain on his hand for Christ?s sake! We all know he?s gonna use it on the Wicker!"

T.R.: "Yeah sure Jake! This MSG crowd is really giving it to Wicks as he turns back to Rabesque, only to be kicked in the gut from the mat! Rabesque gets to his feet and rolls Wicks up!! 1-2-Kickout! Both men are up and Rabesque with an arm drag! Wicks right up and nails a perfect dropkick right on Rabesque?s nose! Rabesque flips over the ropes right out by Minion! Trouble ahead!"

V.A.: "But here comes Alister Hayze, chain in hand!"

J.S.: "Get him outta here Bennett! This is ridiculous! Hey, I heard Hayze was gone so long because he failed his last drug test miserably! They found more cannibis than blood!"

T.R.: "Stop it! Hayze runs around the ring and he is there to stop any shenanigans from Minion and Minion backs off! Minion wants that title shot! Ohhh!!! Wicks just did a flip over the ropes and nailed both Rabesque and Hayze! Wicks dumps Rabesque back into the ring as Minion gets a few boots in on Hayze on the floor!"

J.S.: "That?s what that Jerry Garcia-lovin? loser gets! Ha ha ha ha!!"

T.R.: "Wicks whips Rabesque in and hits a flying body press!! 1-2-Kickout! Wicks is really showing me is not afraid to take it to Rabesque!"

V.A.: "He has to be like that because Rabesque is hungry! He wants that title back, that title that he never lost!"

J.S.: "The title that the loser just gave up!"

T.R.: "Wicks pulls Rabesque to his feet and nails a dragon suplex!! Great move!! 1-2-No!! Rabesque refuses to be pinned! Wicks gets on top of him and begins pounding away as Minion cheers on from the outside! Wicks looks out to the crowd again as the boos rain down upon him! the Frontier Champ pulls Rabesque up and whips him in! Rabesque ducks a clothesline and comes off the ropes! Wicks ducks down and gets nailed with a neckbreaker on the fly! Big move by Rabesque!"

J.S.: "Hey! Get Hayze away from Minion, Bennett!"

T.R.: "Hayze is going after Minion to get back at him for those boots he receieved while he was down! Bennett hops down and tells them both to knock it off and go to opposite corners and they both abide! Amazing how these wrestlers listen to Bennett! We need more refs like him!"

J.S.: "It?s too bad Bennett wouldn?t know a clean match from a hole in his ass! he lets guys like Rabesque get away with bloody murder!"

T.R.: "You?d like to think that wouldn?t you!? Rabesque hooks Wicks up and hauls him up for a suplex! He holds him up in the air for awhile and drops him down! He let all that blood rush to Wicks? head! Rabesque drags him right back up and hits a side backbreaker!"

V.A.: "Rabesque traditionally concentrates on the leg so he can set his opponent up for the figure four, so this is a little different offense from him!"

J.S.: "He still sucks just the same!"

T.R.: "Rabesque drags Wicks up by the hair as Willie Bennett warns him and Rabesque shoves him back! Wow! That is rare! Wicks has brought out the best in Rabesque!"

J.S.: "That jerk should be DQ?d for that! Bennett you don?t have any..."

T.R.: "Rabesque kicks Wicks in the ribs and comes off the ropes and rams Wicks head into the mat! Rabesque comes off the ropes and drops a quick elbow! Rabesque slaps on a chinlock to wear down Wicks some more!"

V.A.: "Minion is up on the apron! Bennett goes over to get him off!"

T.R.: "Hey! Wicks just pulled something out of his tights! What is it!? It looks like a small metal object and he drills Rabesque right in the eye!! The chinlock is broken as Rabesque slumps to the mat!! Minion jumps off the apron but now Hayze is up on the apron screaming at Bennett! Wicks goes for a pin but Hayze has Bennett away from the action and rightly so!"

J.S.: "Hayze is costing Wicks the match! Get that goofball off the apron, Bennett!!"

V.A.: "Hayze is telling Bennett he used a foreign object! Bennett goes over and checks Wicks but I think he ditched it by sliding it across the mat and out of the ring!"

T.R.: "Rabesque appears to be opened up as Hayze continues to argue with Bennett and Wicks from nowhere knees Hayze off of the apron!! Hayze smacks the railing backfirst!! Minion is on his way over and he may finish Hayze off here!"

J.S.: "Hayze chose to stick his fat nose in somebody else?s business and he?s getting what he deserves! Abel Wicks could still be champion if it wasn?t for that piece of trailer trash!"

T.R.: "Wicks has his attention back on the bleeding Rabesque and he pulls him to his feet! He whips Rabesque in and goes for a high knee! No!! Rabesque dove out of the way and the knee caught Bennett flush in the chest and he goes down sucking air!! The ref is down! Wicks looks momentarily confused as Minion beats on Hayze on the outside!"

V.A.: "Somebody is running to ringside! Hey, that?s Bueno Excellente, the luchador Abel Wicks beat in that bogus world title tournament final match in his FWF debut! He has a referee?s shirt on! What is going on here!?"

T.R.: "Don?t tell me the FWF hired this guy as an official! You have got to be kidding me!!"

J.S.: "I?m sure he will do twice the job Bennett would have done!"

T.R.: "Excellente is in the ring as Wicks hits Rabesque with the Ikon-Maker backdrop driver!! Bennett rolls out of the ring trying to catch his breath! Excellente makes the count!! 1.........2........3!!! No!!! This can?t happen like this! This is not a real official!"

J.S.: "The referee shirt is enough for me!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!! Attaboy Wicker!!"

T.R.: "Minion and Wicks are celebrating in the ring!! Wicks grabs the mic!"

ABEL WICKS: "Minion, it is now time for your Frontier Title shot, since you beat Kerrigan within the alloted time period! Good luck, my friend!"

T.R.: "What is this!? Wicks is giving Minion a Frontier Title shot!? This is atrocious!! Get somebody in there, where is Malec and Lebron! Oh, you have to be kidding me, Minion pushes Wicks down and rolls him up!! 1..2..3!! What a joke!!"

J.S.: "This is great, it?s about time some good young talent get some title shots around here! Way to go Minion, you?ll make a great champ!"

V.A.: "I find it hard to believe that this decision is going to stand! We don?t even know if Bueno Excellente is a licensed referee! We have mass confusion in the ring!"

T.R.: "Wicks goes out and grabs the new Frontier Title belt and wraps it around Minion?s waist!! He has his own World belt and he holds it up high!! This is wrong! No if ands or buts about it! Wait! Hayze is reviving Bennett on the outside!! Rabesque is coming to! Hayze rolls Bennett into the ring! Wicks and Minion have their backs turned toward the crowd and don?t see this! Rabesque is up and he charges Wicks from behind!! A big knee to the back!! Wicks bounces off the ropes and Rabesque with the school boy rollup!! 1.....2.......3!!! He got him!! He got him!! Bennett was able to make the count! Minion couldn?t save him in time!"

J.S.: "It?s too bad this won?t count, this match was already over!! Poor Rabesque can?t have his title back!"

T.R.: "Bueno Excellente is in the ring arguing with Bennett and Bennett punches him right in the mouth and he flies out of the ring!! The crowd here in MSG is roaring! Rabesque clocks Minion and takes the new Frontier belt and holds it up for the world to see! Wicks tries to get at Rabesque but Hayze cuts him off at the pass with a big boot to the head!"

V.A.: "I think it?s pretty obvious that Excellente was just there for Wicks? benefit, and the plan backfired! Jean Rabesque is the new Frontier Champion!"

J.S.: "Ross, I don?t hear you crying now! This match was already over and Wicks? win should stand! Minion should be Frontier Champ and Wicks should have his World Title belt!! This is blatant favoritism shown by Bennett!"

T.R.: "This wouldn?t have happened if Bennett didn?t get knocked out you idiot!"

V.A.: "Here comes Golem and Wayne Roberts!"

J.S.: "Yeahhh!! Take these fan coddling pansies out!!"

T.R.: "Golem and Roberts hit the ring and smash Rabesque and Hayze from behind! Oh did they nail them!! Golem and Roberts are putting the boots to them as Minion grabs a chair! Hayze is deposited out of the ring! Minion climbs the ropes and dives at Rabesque and smashes him with the chair!! Wow!!"

V.A.: "And now here comes the New Breed!! Darren Macmillan and Kevin Kearns!! The crowd is erupting!!"

J.S.: "No!! Not more clowns!!"

T.R.: "This could mean that Jean Rabesque is the missing piece of the New Breed puzzle!! Kearns and Macmillan hit the ring like twin tornadoes and send Minion and Golem over the ropes! Wicks ducks a clothesline but gets spinkicked by Macmillan up and over!! Roberts rolls right out of the ring and he wants no part of the National Tag Team Champions! The crowd is loving this!!"

V.A.: "We heard the New Breed say that their new member is a "mercenary" and he uses "no false gimmicks"! Rabesque may have allied with the tag team champions here tonight!"

T.R.: "Someone just came through the crowd! He?s rolling into the ring and he jumps on Rabesque who was just getting to his feet!! It?s Black Sage!! Macmillan and Kearns turn around and see Rabesque getting jumped!! They tap Sage on the back and he turns around wide-eyed and in mortal fear! They go after Sage!! Noo!! What is this!! What are they doing!!? All three are attacking Rabesque!! What in the world is going on here!!"

V.A.: "It looks like Black Sage is the 3rd member!! They had us fooled from the start! Rabesque is in serious trouble here!!"

T.R.: "Wicks, Minion, Roberts, and Golem have all reentered the ring and we have a wild one going here! Everybody is attacking everybody! Hayze rolls back into the ring and dumps Minion out and over! Black Sage, Macmillan, Golem, and Wicks are all brawling and they tumble over the ropes! Kearns gets a few kicks in before Hayze dropkicks him out of the ring! Roberts tried to get at Rabesque but Hayze blocks the way! The rest of the combatants brawl all the way back to the locker room as security comes in! This is insane!"

J.S.: "OK, the New Breed doesn?t suck as bad as I thought they would! At least they have enough sense to take out guys like Rabesque and Hayze! They show some taste but I?m not convinced! I still think Macmillan is a no-talent loser!"

T.R.: "Well, your opinion doesn?t matter now because we now know who and what was on the New Breed?s agenda! Not only did they go after Rabesque, they are now going to have problems with Wicks and company! Rabesque gets to his feet and buckles his Frontier belt around his waist as Hayze looks on! Jean calls for the mic!"

JEAN RABESQUE: "Well, everybody can see what I?m going to do to this fake World Belt on the next Battleground, I?m too busy celebrating my regaining the REAL Frontier belt to worry about it now! As for YOU New Breed, your time will come. Alister, thanks for helping me out here man! If it wasn?t for you, I could have been killed by all those guys!"

(Rabesque extends his hands and Hayze steps back, but motions for the mic)

ALISTER HAYZE: "Let?s get something straight, Jean. You?re an all right guy but....this wasn?t about me, and it wasn?t about you. It was about Wicks and his band of thugs. They had to figure out that they can?t just screw with whoever they want. So save your handshakes man, we don?t owe each other anything."

(Hayze turns and walks out leaving Rabesque with a surprised expression on his face. Hayze gets a mixed reaction as he leaves. The fans soon cheer loudly as Rabesque holds up his newly won Frontier belt)

T.R.: "I?ll tell you what guys, that was one of the wildest matches I have ever seen! I have never seen so many swerves and curveballs thrown at us in my life! It looks like Rabesque not only has Wicks and Company to worry about, but he has the New Breed breathing down his neck as well! I?m pretty sure that must have been Black Sage behind that earlier locker room attack on Rabesque!"

V.A.: "Rabesque will be hunted down even more now that he is the Frontier Champ, but we all know that Rabesque has more friends waiting in the wings, and I?m not talkinmg about Alister Hayze!"

J.S.: "What, you mean that punk Matthews and that confused blockhead Nevada Smith? Those guys would turn on Rabesque faster than Vicky?s hair is falling out! And now I have to sit and watch them and that other prima donna slap fight each other in this bogus main event! Who the hell decided to put these three softies into the same ring?"

T.R.: "Softies?? Are we talking about the same three wrestlers here?? Shades, you certainly are warped, buddy! Fans, it is time for the main event!!"

(The camera does a quick pan of the packed Madison Square Garden and focuses once again on the Wrestlebowl I banners before switching to the lowering of the steel cage. Sparks fly from the ring posts as the cage lowers down and when it touches down, a huge explosion is heard that rocks the building. All the lights go out as Paul Kramer stands under a lone spotlight in the ring)

PAUL KRAMER: "Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the main event!!??" (Huge pop) "This match is for the upheld FWF National Title and will be held in the confines of this Steel Cage! First, coming to the ring, from Wherever the Hell He Wants to Hail From, weighing in at 265lbs., NEVADA SMITH!!"

(The crowd roars but some boos are heard as a loud motorcycle noise emanates through the arena. Smith barrels through the curtains on his Harley FatBoy, pulling right up to ringside, revving the motor several times as the crowd noise gets more intense. Neavda dismounts his bike and climbs into the cage and grabs the mic from Kramer)

NEVADA SMITH: "Before we get this little square dance started, I wanna call out Scott Malec and that little runt JC so they can bear witness to the reclaiming of my damn title!"

(The crowd pops and waits for someone to appear, and soon, both Malec AND JC emerge from the curtains, amazingly enough, together. The crowd reacts to this scene with shock and amazement. Both men look rather puzzled at Nevada's invitation)

N.S.: "That's it, come on down here and have a seat so you can see this up close and personal!"

(Both JC and Malec approach ringside and walk up to the side of the cage)

N.S.: "Malec, you and I are basically on the same page nowadays, but this little puke JC...I got a score ta settle with him! JC...I OWE you. You got a lot of cajones to come down here, and yer pretty lucky that there's a fence between us, otherwise I'd wring yer scrawny neck!"

(JC appears clam, but Malec has the look of "I should've known" and appears fidgety. JC suddenly moves towards the cage and enters it to the surprise of everyone)

N.S.: "Well, well, well, it looks like somebody had one too many in the back! You wanna come into the Serpent's Lair? Be my freakin guest!!"

(JC and Nevada come nose to nose as Malec calls for security to come to ringside. JC grabs the mic from Nevada)

JC: "You of all people should know what happened the last time you crossed me, so you'd better be wise to not let it happen again tough guy!"

(JC pulls out his cattle prod out of his suit pocket as the crowd reacts. Nevada backs up a bit. JC casts one look at Nevada and seems to be pleased that his point is proved and turns to leave the cage. Suddenly, Nevada attacks him with a clothesline from behind and Nevada is all over him as many people cheer him on. He stomps and screams at JC on the mat. JC appears semi-conscious as Willie Bennett comes over to try and restore order. Bennett is in Nevada's face telling him to knock it off and the two are on the verge of a fight. Nevada's back is to JC as he comes to and steadily gets to his feet. He sees the cattle prod on the mat and grabs it and turns around while shaking the cobwebs off. JC staggers forward, ready to stun Nevada with the prod. Nevada turns in time to see JC approaching and sidesteps just in time. JC collides with Willie Bennett as the full brunt of the cattle prod is absorbed by Bennett's chest. Bennett hits the mat, contorting violently and screaming in agony. Nevada stands clear of the scene with a sneer on his face as JC exits the cage quickly and scurries past Malec, who is on the verge of an epileptic fit, screaming for medical help for Bennett. Some paramedics enter the ring and try to assist Bennett. As they work on Bennett, Joe LeBron and Lord Dread approach ringside with angry looks on their faces while the other referees race to ringside to help restrain order. Malec's frustration is clearly evident as LeBron and Dread walk over to Malec. Malec shakes his head and looks over at Bennett being worked on in the ring and can be seen saying "He can't go." Malec turns his attention to Nevada while LeBron and Dread check on Bennett in the cage. Malec grabs a mic)

SCOTT MALEC: "Does it feel good, Nevada?? Does it!?? You know Nevada, to call our relationship a tug-of-war would be a gross understatement, it seems. I spend most of my day behind a desk in Chicago. I...the three of us...(motions to Dread and Lebron), we make decisions that make events like this possible. Whether you care about it or not my friend, the only reason you're even in the ring right now is OUR say-so. And as the saying goes, we giveth, and so we may taketh away. We had our reasons for not wanting to go that route, Nevada, and they were largely business related. But I'm afraid we are simply out of options, this time. Seniority wasn't the only reason Willie Bennett was slated to referee this match. He was there because we felt he was the only one who could handle you, Helix, and Matthews in a cage at the same time! Now, Willie's on his way to a local ICU, and as far as I'm concerned Nevada, you're as much to blame for this as anybody. But even that doesn't matter now. What it all comes down to right now...is that we don't have a referee...and unless we don't find another one....you don't have a title match!"

(Nevada's eyes go wide with disbelief as the crowd erupts with boos over the prospect of a blown main event. Garbage begins to fly at Malec as Lebron and Dread are visibly upset by all this. Malec, Lebron, and Dread start walking to the back as "Nobody's Fault" by Aerosmith cues up and the crowd erupts. Helix bursts through the curtain and runs toward the trio and Malec tries to play the diplomat and gets in front to talk to Helix. CUE-UP: "Unforgiven" by Metallica. The crowd roars again as Billy Matthews emerges from the curtains and he runs out alongside Helix and begins to argue with Malec. Lebron and Dread try to calm the situation. As the five men continue to engage in verbal give-and-take, a man, dressed in a suit, runs out of the locker room. Lebron recognizes him immediately, and he looks puzzled by the sudden appearance of his personal assistant. The man is frantically trying to get Lebron's attention, and Lebron steps aside to meet him. The man whispers something into his ear, and Lebron is visibly shocked by this news. Finally, he steps in between Malec/Dread and Helix/Matthews and pulls Malec and Dread away. They group together and Lebron presumably delivers the same information to Dread and Malec. Their reactions are similar to that of Lebron's. Dread can be seen saying "Are you out of your mind?" Lebron takes his time, going over the scenario, obviously trying to persuade them of something. As Dread and Malec listen, they are both consumed in their thoughts. Finally, Lebron stops talking and mouths the words "What do you think?" Dread thinks for a short moment, seems to sigh deeply, and nods at Lebron. They both turn to Malec, who's gazing out at the hordes of rabid fans, booing and throwing garbage. He casts one more resigned look at the fans, and then turns to Lebron and nods. Without a word, Lebron turns away, walks back toward the ring and motions to Paul Kramer. He whispers something in Kramer's ear. Kramer nods shortly and speaks into the mic)

PAUL KRAMER: "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?" (the crowd continues to boo before quieting a bit) "I have just been informed by FWF Co-Owner, Joe Lebron, that a replacement referee for the main event, has been located..."

(The crowd explodes into cheers. Lebron walks back over to Dread and Malec, and a brief glimpse of question is caught in the eyes of Matthews and Helix...then the lights go out. The crowd pops hard as the lonely howl of a wolf pierces the darkness. CUE-UP: "Right Now" by Van Halen and the roof almost flies off MSG, drowning out the piano solo as Kramer begins the introduction)

P.K.: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome once again, the SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE for tonight's MAIN EVENT...from the Black Mountains of New Mexico, he is the current FWF Cable Television Champion....STONE WOLF!!!"

(A lone black spotlight reveals Stone Wolf in the entranceway. He's still in his blue jeans and sneakers, but he wears a striped referee vest in place of his traditional burlap. The lights come up early, and Nevada is out of the cage like a shot, and races toward Malec, Lebron and Dread launching a protest over their decision. Stone Wolf gives a passing glance as he walks past the commotion started by Nevada. The shouting match continues, as the FWF owners reitirate the fact that it's this or nothing. Helix and Matthews all stop arguing and finally head back to the cage, while Nevada stares icily at Malec. Nevada is whispering to Malec, assumably less than cordially. He points a finger at Malec to puncuate his statement and heads back towards the ring. He enters the cage and it is locked by Stu Fields. All 4 wrestlers are at opposite corners while the three former National Champions stare at Stone Wolf with different measures of distrust. The crowd is at an escalating fever pitch. Stone Wolf signals for the bell)

TONY ROSS: "Can you believe all we have just seen!!? We had a main event almost cancelled until a special referee was found, and it is Stone Wolf!! Unbelievable!"

JAKE SHADES: "Great! Another goody-goody fan coddling twit to police 3 other prima donnas! What the hell was Malec, Lebron, and Dread thinking!?"

VICTOR ALVAREZ: "I don't think that matters because none of the three wrestlers seem to be too happy about Stone Wolf as referee!"

T.R.: "Nevada shouts a few words at Stone Wolf as he goes to center ring, as does Helix and Matthews! All three men stare at each other, shifting glances to one another as Stone Wolf sits atop the turnbuckle in the corner, he's gonna let this one go! Nevada pushes Matthews and yells in his face as Helix looks on! Matthews pushes back and Nevada fires back with some huge rights and lefts!! Nevada knocks down Matthews with the force of his blows! Helix puts some boots to the downed Matthews! But wait! Helix turns and levels Nevada with a clothesline!"

V.A.: "I don't think we're going to see any friendly relationships in there!"

J.S.: "I hope these three clowns kill each other in there, and hopefully Stone Wolf gets hurt in the process!"

T.R.: "Helix kicks Nevada a few times and pulls him up! Big body slam and he drops him on Matthews!! Helix drops down and pins both men!! 1-2-Matthews is able to wiggle his way out of there! Helix kicks Smith in the head and pulls Matthews up by the hair! He whips Matthews in and Matthews ducks a clothesline but walks right into a belly to back suplex by Nevada!! Stone Wolf over for the count! 1-2-Helix rips Nevada off of him!"

V.A.: "A Triangle Match always makes it hard for someone to get a pin, because someone is always there to stop it unless they're hurt!"

T.R.: "Stone Wolf continues to look on and I think he is just there to make a count! Helix and Nevada are ripping into each other, and I can't hear myself think in here! This crowd is in a frenzy! Nevada rakes Helix's eyes and hits him with a short clothesline! Nevada drops a vicious knee to the head of Helix as Matthews is back up and he nails Nevada from behind with a knee! Nevada flies headfirst into the cage!"

V.A.: "I don't know if anybody noticed, but Malec, Lebron, and Dread have all found seats at rinsgide and they're going to stay right here!"

J.S.: "They're on the other side from us because they know better than to sit near me! The three stooges fear me!"

T.R.: "Please! Matthews is rubbing Nevada's head into the cage as Helix shakes off the cobwebs and charges Matthews from behind, but Matthews catches him with a reverse elbow, right in the throat! He knew Helix was coming! Matthews has both Helix and Nevada down and Matthews kicks at the downed Helix! Matthews pulls him up and rams him headfirst into the cage! Matthews back suplexes him on the rebound and holds him for the pin!! Stone Wolf over! 1-2-Kickout!"

V.A.: "And Nevada is back up again!"

T.R.: "Nevada grabs Matthews from behind by the hair and labels him with a fist to the back of the head! Matthews collapses to the mat! Nevada turns his attention to Helix as he drags him to his feet and whips him across the ring, headfirst into the cage! He hit with tremendous force! Helix is rolling around on the mat in pain and may be cut open! Nevada yells over at Stone Wolf to make the count! 1....2....shoulder up!"

J.S.: "Stone Wolf had better move a little faster than that!"

T.R.: "I think he's doing a pretty good job in there! Nevada pulls Helix up and hits a side backbreaker! Here comes Matthews and he dropkicks Nevada and he falls back into the corner!"

V.A.: "Matthews is at quite a disadvantage here as far as weight goes, but he always amazes me how he can compete so easily with the heavyweights!"

J.S.: "That's because he does personal favors for Malec and Lebron and they pay the wrestlers off to go easy on the little punk!"

T.R.: "That's one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard! Matthews is a great wrestler! Matthews puts the boots to Nevada in the corner before whipping him across and meeting him with a flying avalanche! Nevada collapses to the mat, but Helix is there for the pin!! 1...2...Nevada pulls him off!! Nevada and Helix trade punches again! Nevada kicks him in the stomach and goes for a piledriver! Matthews is up and they both spike him!! But Matthews pulls Nevada off Helix and they start rolling around on the mat punching each other! Nevada gets on top and whales away! Helix is out on the mat!"

V.A.: "Nevada has a golden opportunity to pin Helix, but he's too busy fighting Matthews!"

J.S.: "That's because he can't comprehend in his biker mentality that he can win his belt back!"

T.R.: "Nevada notices and jumps on Helix!! 1.....2.....Shoulder up!! Wow!! Nevada pulls Helix up and he DDTs him!! 1...2....No!! Matthews drags him off! Matthews throws Nevada aside and splashes Helix!! 1...2....Nevada pulls him off!! Matthews jacks Nevada right in the face and Nevada answers with a flurry of rights!! Right into a rollup by Helix!! 1...2...Nevada breaks it up!!"

V.A.: "I'm surprised Helix was even conscious to do that! He has taken a beating here!"

T.R.: "Helix has always been very resilient! Nevada, Helix, and Matthews are all up and whacking away at each other!! Helix gets dropped with a double shot from Matthews and Nevada!! Nevada grabs Matthews by the hair and throws him facefirst into the cage!! Now he's grinding Matthews up and he appears to be cut open! Nevada yells at Stone Wolf again as if he's making an example out of Matthews! Stone Wolf just shakes his head! Nevada whips Matthews in and hits a huge sidewalk slam!! 1....2....No!! Nevada is up and arguing with Stone Wolf and he tells Nevada to back off!! Helix with a knee from behind sends Nevada bouncing off into the corner and into a rollup!! 1.....2....No!! So close!! Helix was almost the National Champion again!!"

V.A.: "All three of these men are former champions and they know what the gold feels like around their waists!"

J.S.: "This is actually kind of cool watching these three losers tear each other apart! I don't feel like I'm completely wasting my time!"

T.R.: "You have no choice fool! This is your job! Nevada is up and fighting and Matthews returns to his feet as well! Matthews runs at Nevada and tries to clothesline him but Nevada ducks and Matthews pastes Helix!! Helix gets tangled in the ropes!! Nevada grabs Matthews from behind and nails him with a German suplex into a bridge!! 1.....2....Ohhh!!! So close again!!"

J.S.: "Put somebody away already!!"

T.R.: "Helix is back up and he rushes Nevada! Nevada turns and kicks him in the face!! He grabs Helix and hits the Devil's Drop Powerbomb into a rollup!! 1......2.......3!!! He got him!!! Matthews couldn't make the save in time and Stone Wolf was right there to make the count!! There is no disputing this, Nevada Smith has taken back his FWF National Title!!"

V.A.: "What a match that was!! Look at Billy Matthews, he is kicking the ropes in frustration that he could not break up that pin!! Nevada is leaning on the turnbuckle in exhaustion as Stone Wolf raises his hand, but Nevada yanks it away!"

J.S.: "Ingrate!!"

T.R.: "This crowd is roaring as Scott Malec enters the ring with the National Title and a microphone! Don't tell me he's gonna present the belt to Nevada!!"

SCOTT MALEC: "Well, Nevada, I must admit that I don't like doing this, but that was one hell of a match and I guess you deserve this!"

(Malec hands the National Title to Nevada, but all of a sudden, all the lights in the building go out)

T.R.: "What the hell happened!? Where are the lights!?"

J.S.: "Looks like cheap ass Malec and Lebron didn't pay the electric bills!"

T.R.: "Too bad the building is owned by the city of New York! Well, what's going on here!?"

V.A.: "I hear a commotion in the ring!"

T.R.: "The lights are back on now!! What the hell!!? Minion, Abel Wicks, Golem, and Wayne Roberts are all in the ring beating on Nevada Smith, Helix, Matthews, and even Stone Wolf!! Where did they come from!!?? Security is trying to get in but the cage is locked!!"

J.S.: "YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

V.A.: "Tony, you missed somebody!! Look who is in there with a Singapore Cane!!"

T.R.: "My God!! That's Ashe Draven!! I haven't seen him since the WWWA closed!! This is incredible, he's in there on the side of Abel Wicks and Company and he is choking the life from Billy Matthews with that cane! This is brutal! Security can't get in and why isn't the cage lifting up!? I think they put a different lock on the door because Fields can't get it open!! Look!! Even Malec got laid out in the ring!! Ohhh!! Nevada just got spike piledrived by Wicks and Minion!! I can't believe Ashe Draven is in there and he is taking Matthews out!!"

J.S.: "This just made the year for me!! All four of the wrestlers I hate the most are getting killed in there!! YES!!!"

V.A.: "Look at Stone Wolf fight in there!! He is pounding away at Golem and Wayne Roberts, trying to get out of the corner!! But wait a minute!! Here comes some help!! It's Frontier Champion Jean Rabesque and Michael "The Dragon" Kerrigan!!"

T.R.: "They both grab steel chairs and they both start swinging away at that lock!! Lebron and Lord Dread are going crazy at ringside, co-owner Malec is in there laid out!! Wait, the cage is rising up!! Someone in back must have regained control of the switch!! Kerrigan and Rabesque slide in with the chairs and they start swinging at anything that moves!! Ohh!!! Draven just drilled Kerrigan in the back of the head from behind!! He's out like a light!! Rabesque and Stone Wolf are the only guys fighting now and ohhh!!! Wayne Roberts just took the chair shot of the year from Rabesque, but it's too much!! Golem grabs the chair from Rabesque as he was about to swing again!! Golem rams it into Rabesque's kidneys!"

J.S.: "YEAHH!! Break his ribs!! Break his ribs!!"

T.R.: "Stone Wolf is still in there fighting as security swarms in finally!! We have about a dozen wrestlers in there, many of which are down and out! Draven is fighting security!! He's dropping them left and right with his cane!!"

V.A.: "Here comes New York's finest!! FWF Security isn't enough!!"

J.S.: "New York Police spoiling all the fun again!"

T.R.: "The police get into the ring and they have their clubs at the ready as Draven laughs at them! Minion is talking to Draven trying to calm him down as Wicks and Golem are restrained!! Stone Wolf rolls out of the ring away from the carnage! I'm sure he didn't expect this! Nevada Smith, Billy Matthews, Michael Kerrigan, Helix, and Jean Rabesque have all been laid out by this group of wrestlers! Abel Wicks, Golem, Minion, Wayne Roberts, and Ashe Draven have just solidified their alliance by taking out 5 of the best wrestlers in the sport today! It could have been 6 if Stone Wolf had not have gotten out of there! What a wild one!"

V.A.: "What a riot scene here in Madison Square Garden!! Wicks and Company is just getting pelted with garbage as they are escorted out of the ringside area by FWF Security and New York Police as Joe Lebron and Lord Dread are in the ring calling for medical help for Scott Malec! He may not be the only one that needs it!"

T.R.: "Stone Wolf comes back into the ring to survey the damage, and he just stares at this mess with his hands on his hips! He was lucky to escape severe damage, as he was not involved in an earlier fight like Matthews, Helix, and Nevada were! There you see Czar is in there as well checking on Nevada Smith! We may be witnessing the beginnings of a titanic war here in the FWF!"

J.S.: "Yeah, and Matthews and the rest of them have already lost!! Ashe Draven is back and he's bad!! What a night, I got my money's worth!!"

T.R.: "You get paid for this you numbskull! Well fans, we are out of time! Make sure you watch the next Battleground and we will try to sort out all this carnage and see who is injured and who is not! We have some EMTs in the ring assisting the wrestlers so the damage has been done! For Victor Alvarez and Jake Shades, this is Tony Ross signing off from New York City! So long everybody!"

(The camera lingers on the scene of carnage before switching to the credits and highlights of the evening. Fadeout....)