Civic Center - Promoter Ryan Peelman
(The camera opens focused on a computer screen. On the screen is a Real Player window. Within seconds a mouse cursor is drug to the play button, then the play button is clicked. The screens stays black for about five seconds, then suddenly an F, followed by a W, then shortly thereafter another F, all align to form FWF. The letters explode and we hear Tony Ross' voice.) TR: "Welcome fans to the first ever Internet broadcast! We plan on bringing you all the results from all the non-televised FWF house cards."
VA: "That's right, Tony. We'll tell you what went down and who came out on top."
TR: "Let's get right down to it. The first match featured two FWF newcomers, Suicide King and Conflict."
VA: "This match was insane, Tony. Let's check out some clips..."
(A clip of Conflict being nailed with a steel chair is shown. The next clip shows Conflict throwing Suicide King into a steel guardrail, as Suicide King rolls over the top of it into the crowd. We then see Conflict in the same dilemma only Suicide King follows in with a clothesline before Conflict topples over the top. Action returns to the ring as Suicide King hits Conflict with a missile drop kick. Lastly we see a clip of Suicide King covering Conflict for the three-count.)
TR: "That's have to be a good stepping stone for the newcomer Suicide King. The next match was a great match. Kraven and Flatliner took on the Birds of Prey."
(Clips of excellent double-teaming by Shrike and Falcon are shown. We also see "good managerial skills" by Condor as he keeps the referee were the Birds of Prey want him. Kraven grabs Shrike and slams him to the mat. Flatliner hits Falcon with an authoritative clothesline. Flatliner is taken down hard as Falcon clips his legs while Shrike hits a missile drop kick from the top rope. Kraven way-lays Falcon after Flatliner struggles to make the tag. Condor smacks Kraven across the face after mouthing off to him and Falcon tries for a roll afterwards. )
VA: "Then something we didn't expect to have did."
TR: "Well with Kraven and Flatliner you have to learn to expect something evil, and that it was. Czar joined us at ringside. All the while he was sitting there seemed to be looking around and barely noticed the match, until he gave a nod and then laughed hysterically."
(Clips of Czar laughing are shown. We see clips of a steel cage descending downward. Clips of Mr. LeBron and Mr. Malec walking down the aisle, glaring at Czar are shown. Czar is shown looking at the two with his hands in the air, as if saying, "I'm innocent." Lord Dread is seen trying to raise the cage, then noticing that the keys to the lift are missing. Clips show Flatliner nailing Falcon with a Flatliner, keeping him from getting back inside the cage, as we hear someone hitting the mat on the inside of the ring. We then see NE and Konn on the ramp dangling a set of keys; we see Kraven pinning Shrike for the three-count.)
VA: "What an awesome match! It was definitely Pay Per View quality match."
TR: "That it was Victor. Speaking of Pay Per View, we saw newcomer Maxwell Houz on the WrestleBowl Pay Per View Saturday night, and boy did he snap. Well, he did virtually the same thing in Charleston against White Lion."
(Clip 1: Houz pummeling White Lion with fists) (Clip 2: Houz pummeling White Lion with kicks.) (Clip 3: Houz bodyslamming White Lion numerous times into the mat.) (Clip 4: Houz clotheslining White Lion to the outside.) (Clip 5: Ziggy Jefferson crescent freshly sipping a cup of coffee and laughing hysterically in between sips.) (Clip 6: Houz pinning a beaten-to-death White Lion.)
TR: "What a massacre!"
VA: "Maxwell Houz will definitely be a major player if he?well?keeps snapping like that."
(Ross laughs)
TR: "True, Victor, very true; but next up we had sort of a haywire event. A lot things went down?let's just cut to the clips, and you can have a look for yourself."
(Clips of J.D. Badluck entering. Next we see Hacker entering, being accompanied by Miss Honey, who's wearing a black spider web-like top and dark pants to match. Both men are shown locking up, with Hacker getting the advantage with a knee to Badluck's stomach. Badluck gets a couple of kicks to take Hacker down. Hacker hits Badluck with a DDT taking him down. Next we see clips of Scott Allen standing on the ramp, staring at Miss Honey. We see Miss Honey turning around to notice Allen, and then we see hear start to walk toward him with a pissed look on her face. We see Allen walking back, like he's trying to lure her to back, all the while having a big grin on his face. Hacker leaves the ring and tries to join up with Miss Honey. Badluck leaves the ring following Hacker, and trying to get at him and Allen. We see Allen cut behind the curtain, then Hacker, then Badluck. We see Allen nailing both with a chair, then trying to get close to Miss Honey. Allen is escorted away from Miss Honey by nearby policemen.)
VA: "Well, you can't blame Allen for wanting to get close to Miss Honey, but Hacker is very protective of her and Allen better think about what could happen as a result. Allen was slated to fight J.T. Holiday in the next match. Here's what happened?"
(Allen enters the ring still with a big grin on his face. The ring announcer announces Holiday. Several moments pass, and Holiday is announced again. While waiting for Holiday, Allen goes to the front row and gives a few kids some Xeroxed copies of his redone picture of Holiday. He holds the picture up, while a man comes and whispers something to the referee. The referee announces that Holiday is nowhere to be found and that Allen wins by forfeit.)
TR: "We don't know where Holiday was, but Allen sure made his presence felt."
VA: "Ya know Tony, I heard Allen mention something to the extent of 'I'm gonna go get me some honey' on his way to the back."
TR: "Well, Victor, that's yet to be proven, but I certainly don't doubt that Allen said that. In our next match however, Ricky Kabe squared off against D-Mon."
(Clips of Ricky Kabe pounding the crap out of D-Mon are shown. Kabe comes through with a couple of bodyslams. Kabe slams D-Mon into the guardrail a few times. We see Kabe give D-Mon an atomic drop. Next D-Mon is planted into the mat with a bulldog. Kabe is shown giving D-Mon an enormous vertical suplex. Clips of Kabe mouthing off to D-Mon, calling him a "fake ass fraud," are shown. Lastly Kabes pins D-Mon for the three-count.)
TR: "Another win for the relative newcomer, Ricky Kabe."
VA: "Ricky Kabe comes out impressive indeed. This leads us to our main event. Stonewolf versus Wayne Roberts?and it was for the Cable TV Title. This match was horrible display of what Wayne Roberts is all about. Here's what went down?"
(Clips of Wayne Roberts coming to the ring with a cast on.)
Roberts: "Stoner, you're going to walk out of here with the title after all 'cause I broke my wrist last night while I was with your mom. Ya know that ladies has some big ti..."
(Stonewolf's music cues up and he comes to the ring, looking fairly upset.)
Stonewolf: "It doesn't surprise me that you're going to choke under the pressure Roberts."
Roberts: "Tell ya what. You tie one hand around your back and I'll fight ya. Ya know, to make it fair..."
(Clips of Stonewolf conferring with the referee are shown. Roberts nails Stonewolf and then begins to wrap a metal chain around Stonewolf's neck. Roberts gives Stonewolf a boot the midsection and then follows with a double-arm DDT. Roberts grabs a chair from the outside, re-enters the ring, and throws the chair on top of Stonewolf.)
Roberts: "You were bitching about that chair that got wrapped around yer ass after you won the damn title...well, here's something to bitch about."
(Roberts is seen climbing the ropes. As he jumps down, Stonewolf moves, and then hits Roberts with the chair. As Roberts is laid out, Stonewolf goes for the Black Mountain Splash, and nails it. Stonewolf is seen getting the three-count. Post-match a masked man with blond hair, baggy pants, and a Marilyn Manson T-Shirt runs out and Double Arm DDTs Stonewolf.)
VA: "Well fans, Stonewolf keeps the title but an unfamiliar face enters in Charleston."
TR: "Thanks for tuning in folks, and keep in mind that Victor and I will be broadcast and showing clips of all the house cards to come. This is Tony Ross, for Victor Alvarez, good night, FWF fans?"
(Fade to clips of an advertisement for re-ordering Wrestlebowl. Then fade to the same FWF scene earlier. The screen then fades to black.)