Baltimore Arena - Promoter Eddie McCann
[The screen goes black.]
CAPTION: THE FOLLOWING IS AN EDDIE McCANN. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST YOUR TELEVISION. DO CALL YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS. BATTLEGROUND IS NEXT.
[FADE TO: A practice hall. Two men dressed in fencing gear are starting to duel. The man on the left has ?FWF? written on his chest. The man on the right looking smaller and a bit meek, has ?Pretenders? written on his chest. CUE UP: ?Push It? by Static X. The men start to duel fiercely and after a brief tustle, ?Pretenders? is slayed. CUT TO: A city street. A young man jumps on a skate board and starts weaving in and out of people on the crowded sidewalk. He skates faster and faster until he reaches an intersection. He hits a box which acts as a makeshift ramp and launches high into the air. The FWF logo appears?..DARE THE UNKNOWN!!!!!]
[CUT TO: A limosine pulling up outside of the Baltimore Arena.]
TONY ROSS V/O: Hello everyone, I am Tony Ross and welcome to Battleground!!!!
JAKE SHADES V/O: Why are we starting off like an Atlanta based promotion??
VICTOR ALVAREZ V/O: Hello everyone, I am Victor Alvarez. Jake, where are your manners?? Aren?t you going to say ?hello? and introduce yourself?
JS V/O: If these idiots don?t know who I am by now, that is there problem!!!
TR V/O: The door is opening, wait!!! Isn?t that Eddie McCann??
VA V/O: One of the FWF founding fathers, it certainly is!!
JS V/O: Don?t we have to get to the recaps of the dark matches?
TR V/O: We will in a second hang on?..
[McCann enters the arena and is greeted by Joe Lebron.]
JOE LEBRON: Eddie, I am so glad that you could come tonight.
EDDIE McCANN: It has been a long time, but it is great to see you. [He shakes his hand.]
JOE LEBRON: Well, here is the money I promised. It is in Yen, as we agreed. The talent roster is there too, the referee manifest for tonight, the security crew list and a list of emergency contacts. Have a good time, tonight!!
EDDIE McCANN: Thank you, I certainly will!!!
JS V/O: Joe Lebron is selling the FWF to Eddie McCann?? YES!!!!! NO MORE MALEC!!!!
EDDIE McCANN: I appreciate the opportunity to promote tonights event before returning to Japan. I like how you said that promoting is like riding a bike, in that once you do it, you never forget how.
TR V/O: Jake, it?s only for tonight?.
JS V/O: Darn it!!!! I was hoping!!!
JOE LEBRON: That?s right. Listen, you?ll do fine. If you need anything, I have my cell phone and Scott is staying.
EDDIE McCANN: Ok, thanks.
[Lebron starts to walk out but then stops and turns around and throws a set of keys at McCann.]
EDDIE McCANN: What?s this?
JOE LEBRON: [laughs] The keys to the executive wash?.
[McCann walks in and starts muttering to himself.]
EDDIE McCANN: [under his breath] Piece of cake. First order of business is to find my wife!!!!
[CUT TO: Ringside]
TR: Eddie McCann is looking for his wife, Judy McCann, known to FWF fans as Miss Honey. What is going to happen when he finds her??
JS: She has been shacking up with Hacker. Can you say ?homicide??
VA: Jake, I am sure that their affair is strictly business.
JS: Yeah, that is what they all say!!!
[CUT TO: Another entrance way in the back of the Baltimore Arena. The New Breed are walking in. They are followed by to men. The first bares a striking resemblance to Assemblyman Weathers and the second looks like an attorney. Scott Malec approaches them.]
SCOTT MALEC: Sage, I am glad to see you here tonight. Listen, I?d just like to apologize once again for the mix-up in getting you your bail money. Joe Massacre intercepted it somehow and I just feel badly about.
BLACK SAGE: Listen, I don?t want to hear it. If you have anything to say, say is to my Parole Officer? [He points to the man resembling Assemblyman Weathers.]
KEVIN KEARNS: Hey, Malec?.where?s Lebron???
SCOTT MALEC: He?s by Gate 21. He went to greet Eddie McCann, the guest booker for tonight?s show.
KEVIN KEARNS: Like we need more suits running around this place!! Alright, we have to go have our lawyer here present him with the details of our lawsuit?
[They walk off leaving Malec with the Parole Officer.]
PAROLE OFFICER: [extends his hand] Hello, I?m Daniel Weathers.
SCOTT MALEC: [His facial expression changes from sadness to a smile. He shakes Weathers? hand.] Very pleased to meet you!!!
DANIEL WEATHERS: I wanted to make you aware of the fact that I am making good progress with Black Sage.
SCOTT MALEC: That?s good.
DANIEL WEATHERS: Indeed. As part of the reform process, a curfew has been imposed at 10pm. Since this is the case, you must be sure that he wrestles before this time.
SCOTT MALEC: Well, that shouldn?t be a problem. I believe his match is scheduled for 9:30. After it ends, he?s all yours.
DANIEL WEATHERS: Ok, good?.good.
[CUT TO: Ringside]
JS: I get the feeling that Black Sage is going to get screwed again!!!
VA: Nah, Malec feels bad for what happened?
JS: Yeah, but that guy is related to Weathers!!!
TR: He is a man of the courts. I am sure justice will be served. Fans, let?s take a brief look at the two matches that took place right before the start of tonight?s telecast. [The camera shows stills of the first match.] In our opening bout, it was Ricky ?The Tank? O?Neill taking on Conflict. [The stills show O?Neill walking to the ring and then Conflict.] At the onset, both men squared off with looks of determination and intensity. [The still shows O?Neill and Conflict in a stare down.]
JS: ?And some had bigger chins than others!!!
VA: Let Tony finish!!
TR: As I was saying, both men were in a major stare down in and in the opening moments of the match, Conflict got the early advantage by executing his patented combination front Russian leg sweep, full nelson. [The still shows Conflict?s combination.] Conflict worked over O?Neill?s lower back and abdomen until his momentum was disrupted by a military press slam from O?Neill. [The still shows O?Neill?s military press slam.] O?Neill then went on to display a series of power moves. Conflict almost got a surprise pin after a school boy roll-up, but Referee Danny Diaper was out of position to make the appropriate three count. [The still shows O?Neill escaping the pin attempt.] The action went back and forth for a few minutes until O?Neill got Conflict with a running power slam. From there, O?Neill executed his patented finisher, ?The Discharge? and walked away the victor. [The still shows the pin and O?Neill having his hand raised in victory.]
JS: He also refrained from calling anyone maggot, which really surprised me!!!
VA: Jake, I think he only calls you that.
JS: And of course, I respect him for that!!
TR: In the second match, The Minion was taking on a mystery opponent. This turned out to be very strange indeed. A hooded muscular figure drove down to the ring in a hearse with the name MINION written on it. [A stillAsylum will come out for his match dressed as Santa Claus (Minus the beard and fat stomach) and carrying a big green sack. Daisy is with him, dressed as an elf (complete with plastic pointy ears and those curly-toed shoes cker?s neck.
VA: He could give Hae over proceeded to come from the speaker, it was a voice that we recognized?.the voice of the Blazer..... He said, ?Minion, I took the time to dig up your hero for you. I always wanted to show you where you are headed.? The next thing we know, Minion attacked the hooded figure and the casket opened. [The still shows Minion tustling with the hooded figure.] The Blazer jumped out of the casket and pounced on Minion. The hooded figure then revealed herself to be Blazer?s valet, Catastrophe. The fans exploded in excitement when Blazer appeared. Blazer and Minion?s battle spilled into the ring. [A still of them battling in the ring is shown.] At that point, the official match began. The action went back and forth for quite a while until Referee Sal Putz is inadvertantly bumped. [The still shows the referee being bumped.] Both men continued to work each other over and Blazer had a pinning combination, but the referee was out cold. [The pinning combination is shown.] Blazer revived the referee and Minion surprised him with a roll up from behind to get the pin and the victory. [The still shows pin and Minion having his arm raised in victory.]
VA: Blazer had a tremendous plan, but it backfired.
JS: I think the plan probably looked better on paper?.I mean it was smart?.but not smart enough to outsmart Minion?.who is pretty?well, smart!!!
TR: Fans, when we come back, Maxwell Houz will be taking on JT Holiday in our opening bout.
[CUT TO: Backstage. McCann approaches a security guard.]
EDDIE McCANN: Hey, have you seen Judy McCann??
SECURITY GUARD: Who?????
EDDIE McCANN: [looking annoyed] Miss Honey!!!!!
SECURITY GUARD: No, I haven?t, sir.
[McCann continues to look for her.]
[FADE TO: An ad for Fantasy Wrestling Central.]
TR: Fans, we?re back and ready for our opening bout? PAUL KRAMER: Ladies and gentlemen!!!!!! Battleground?s opening contest is schedule for one fall!!!!!
[CUE UP: ?Intergalactic? by the Beastie Boys. JT Holiday walks through the entrance way. He is wearing a white t-shirt, white Oakley sunglasses, a blue Adidas warm-up suit and white Nike sneakers.]
PK: Introducing first, from Long Beach, California, weighing in at 235 pounds?.here is ?Super Stud? JT Holiday!!!!!
[The crowd gives Holiday a mixed response.]
JS: The man looks like he raided Foot Locker on the way here.
VA: Have you no sense of style??
JS: I have plenty?.maybe I could lone JT Holiday some.
VA: [rolls eyes] Nevermind?
[CUE UP: ?Skatanic? by Reel Big Fish. Maxwell Houz walks out and is greet with immediate boos. He is wearing a sleeveless ?Starbuckers, Inc.? t-shirt and faded torn jeans. He is sipping a cup of coffee as he walks to the ring.]
[SIGN READS: ?Maxwell Houz needs to be decaffinated!!?]
PK: His opponent hails from the Suburban Jungle, weighing in at 275 pounds?.here is Maxwell Houz!!!!!!!
[Houz gets booed immensely.]
TR: The bell sounds and we?re underway. Both men circle?they lock up!!! Both men jockeying for position?.Houz with an overhead arm lock. He pushes Holiday back with authority!!!!
JS: What power!!!
VA: Yes, a tremendous show of strength.
TR: Holiday gets up and charges, hiptoss by Houz?.up, and again a hiptoss by Houz!!
VA: Maxwell Houz is quite agile for his size.
JS: All the coffee he drinks gives him energy. Not to mention that is fortified with vitamins and nutrients that are great for muscle toning.
VA: What?? The only thing you are going to find in coffee is caffeine!!!
JS: That?s what gives you the energy!!!
TR: Houz sets Holiday up for an inverted DDT?.Holiday curls arounds and counters with a single arm DDT!!! Holiday rushes to the corner and climbs to the top?
VA: IN COMING!!!!
TR: A flying legdrop by Holiday and we can see an early shift in the momentum. Holiday attempts a cover, ONE?TWO?NO!!! Houz kicked out with authority!!
JS: It is going to take a little more than some cutesy aerial more to keep Maxwell Housz down.
TR: Sidehead lock by Holiday??Houz hoists him up?and puts him down. He is apparently trying to break the hold, unsuccessful there. He hoists Holiday up again?.back body drop!!
JS: That?ll break the hold!!
TR: Both men get up to a vertical base. Holiday sends Houz for the ride?.spinning leg lariat!!!
VA: Nice execution by JT Holiday!!
JS: Ah, it was average!! I could do a better spinning leg lariat than that!!
VA: I?d like to see that sometime.
TR: I wouldn?t good Lord. Holiday grabs Houz?s legs and he is apparently going to make a wish.
JS: Wish for something good, like a better haircut!!
VA: You are unmerciful tonight.
JS: Actually, I?m in quite a good mood.
TR: Holiday boots Houz in the abdomen!! And Maxwell Houz is squirming. Holiday stomps on him and kicks him in the small of the back for good measure!! Holiday pulls Houz to his feet and whips him to the corner?he charges?.
VA: NOBODY HOME!!!
TR: Holiday?s shoulder hit the cornerpost!!
VA: He could have separated his shoulder right there.
JS: I think he should just call it quits.
TR: Houz grabs Holiday and executes a snapmare takedown. Houz drives a fist between the eyes. He grabs his legs. What is he doing here??
VA: It looks like he?s tying him in the Tree of Woe!!
TR: Houz gets a head of steam?..he charges with kick!!!
JS: I think JT Holiday?s head just bounced into the front row!!!
TR: Houz lays him out. He drops an elbow into his abdomen!! He hooks the leg, ONE?TWO?THR-NO!! JT Holiday barely got his shoulder up!!!
VA: I thought he had him.
TR: Well, Stu Fields was right on top of the action and he said it was only two. Houz picks Holiday up and rocks him with a spinebuster slam!!!!
JS: I bet Stu Fields hasn?t been to his eye doctor recently.
VA: He doesn?t need to go, he has perfect vision.
JS: If he did, why can?t he see the truth??
TR: Don?t even both, Victor. Holiday pulls himself up in the corner?.Houz is eyeing him?.
JS: Like a wolf watching his prey?
VA: Speaking of Stone Wolf, I am sure everyone is looking forward to his match against Abel Wicks a little bit later on tonight.
JS: No one cares about Stone Wolf.
TR: A SPEAR!!! Maxwell Houz hit him with the spear. That can mean only one thing, SPINNING DOCTOR BOMB!!!!! He covers him, ONE?TWO?THREE!!!!!
JS: Alright, he got him!!!
[CUE UP: ?Skatanic? by Reel Big Fish]
PK: Here is your winner, MAXWELL HOUZ!!!!!!!!!!
VA: Both men with a tremendous effort, but Maxwell Houz walks out the victor!!
TR: Fans, we?ll be back in a moment?.
[CUT TO: A hallway backstage. Jared Justice and Alister Hayze walk past each other.]
ALISTER HAYZE: [stops and points at Justice] Hey, don?t I know you from somewhere?
JARED JUSTICE: Hmm, WWWA?..We fought each other and you were a friend of that punk that I was supposed to fight when that damn promotion shut down!!!
[Hayze and Justice start exchanging heavy blows and security runs into break them up.]
[CUT TO: A different hallway. Eddie McCann is seen walking.]
EDDIE McCANN: Honey!!!!! Honey!!!!! Honey, where are you??
[FADE TO: An ad for 1Wrestling.Com]
[The crowd cheers as Malec makes his way to the ring. He is wearing an expensive looking grey suit and black tie and he climbs into the ring. Malec takes the mic]
SCOTT MALEC: I'd like to talk about a few things before we get underway here in Baltimore. First off, as many of you already know, our next Pay-Per-View will be Total Conquest 2000 and will be held at the Fleet Center in Boston. On that show, the FWF is going to hold an 8 man tournament to determine the next challenger for the National Title! The winner of that tournament will receive $50,000 and will go on to the next Battleground to face the National Champion. At this time, I would like to announce the 4 wrestlers who have been pre-selected to get automatic spots into this tournament. We picked these men based on ranking, performance, and fan reaction. They are the Extreme Ring Holder...Asylum, Maxwell Houz, Black Sage, and Jobber! [Crowd reacts to each name] At the next Battleground, we will hold 4 more matches to determine the other 4 wrestlers who will go into that random tournament for the National Title shot and $50,000. The wrestlers who will be in those matches have not been determined yet but will be announced before the next Battleground at FWF.com! On to other business....a lot of rumors have been flying and a lot of BS has been passed around about myself, and it all seems to have one source, the New Breed. Guys, this whole situation has aggravated me to no end, and it is all so unnecessary. But I do understand where you are coming from, and I'm going to say something here that should have been said a while ago. I'm going to be a man, unlike many people here in the FWF, and I'm going to admit publicly that I made a mistake. I did not reprimand Joe Massacre for his actions, and New Breed, for that, I am truly sorry. So, right now, I want Joe Massacre out here right now, front and center!
[CUE UP: ?White Slavery? by Type O Negative. The crowd reacts with thunderous boos as Massacre emerges from behind the curtain after a while. He slowly and warily climbs into the ring.]
SCOTT MALEC: Massacre, you have been a major thorn in my side here the last few weeks, First, you attack Miss Thang for no apparent reason at all, then you intercept a Western Union money order destined to pay off Black Sage's bail in D.C., and now you dropped out of your match tonight here in Baltimore for no other reason than the fact that you are scared silly of Black Sage! [The crowd roars.] So, consequences and repercussions will have to be suffered! Massacre, for your attack on Miss Thang, you will yield your next 2 paychecks to her for her pain and suffering! For the stolen Western Union money order, you will give that amount of money to Black Sage, in cash! And for your cowardly act here tonight by forfeiting your match with Black Sage...you are SUSPENDED until the Pay-Per-View, and at that time, you WILL wrestle in a 3 way match for the National Tag Team Titles! The New Breed vs. Michael Kerrigan and Troy Martinez vs. yourself and Mack Muro! [The crowd roars its approval.]
[Massacre appears ready to explode. He moves towards Malec and instantly stops as he hears an all too familiar voice over the PA.]
DARREN McMILLAN: Hey Joey... we have a suprise for ya!
[Massacre turns to the entrance where Darren McMillan and Kevin Kearns are helping a little old woman out onto the ramp. She has grey hair up in a bun, a yellow and blue flower dress, wide rimmed glasses, and a cane. DMC holds a mic in hand.]
DMC: Joey we were digging up a little dirt on you, looking into your dark, EEEEVVILL past, and we came across this woman. Now m'am, let me get this straight... you're Joe Massacre's mother??
WOMAN: [in a deep Scottish accent] Massacre? Is he using that silly name again? Aye, I am the mother of Joseph William Pinklberry! Why there he is! [waves to Joe in the ring, who is starting to look very irritated] Hello Joseph!
DMC: [laughs] Wait a second m'am, Joseph's real name isn't Massacre? I thought he was some evil psycho??
WOMAN: My Joseph?? Never! Why he was a straight A student through all of school! He was even president of the chess AND computer club. I think I brought a picture of him from his high school days just to show you. I hope you're not too embarrassed Joseph!
[The Jumbo-tron cuts to a black and white picture of a young, scrawny Joe Massacre. he has pimples, braces, and big thick rimmed glasses. his hair is one big uncombed mop top. under the photo it reads "Joseph Pinkleberry". The crowd is HILLARIOUS laughing and taunting Massacre. Joe is going nuts in the ring and looks like he's about to come down and attack the New Breed.]
DMC: Uh-oh m'am, it seems your dear boy is getting a little mad at us! We better be on our way. Thank you SO MUCH for your time!
WOMAN: The pleasure was all mine! Bye bye Joseph!! [blows her son a kiss]
[Massacre turns his attention back to the ring and goes after Malec. Malec tries to run away, but Massacre catches him. Massacre executes a Mass-cutter through a table. Malec is out cold and Massacre walks off.]
TR: Can you believe what we have just seen??? Joe Massacre is incensed and he just dismantle Scott Malec.
JS: I like New Breed as much as the next guy, but there comes a point where you send a men into such a rage that there is no telling what he?ll do. Massacre may be reaching that point and he could get quite dangerous.
VA: You?re not kidding, did you see him drive Malec through that table??
TR: Unbelievable. Fans, after this brief time out, Black Sage will face Michael ?The Dragon? Kerrigan?.stay with us!!!!
[CUT TO: Hacker?s locker room. Miss Honey is taping Hacker?s fingers.]
MISS HONEY: Hacker, you look a bit tense?are you nervous?
HACKER: My shoulder is just a bit sore?
MISS HONEY: [rubs his shoulders] There?.does that help any??
[The door suddenly opens and Eddie McCann walks in. He looks a bit shocked.]
EDDIE McCANN: What is going on here?
MISS HONEY: Sweetie, great to see you!!! [rushes over and kisses him]
EDDIE McCANN: Never mind that!! [pushes her back] What is going on in here??
MISS HONEY: We?re just getting ready for our match against Scott Allen.
EDDIE McCANN: Who?? Nevermind?..you are going to the ring dressed like that??? [points to her skimpy white dress] We?ve been married since June, and people still call you Miss Honey instead of Judy McCann or Mrs. McCann!!!!!! Listen, I am going to Japan to re-open WAR. You can either join me or stay with him!!!! [points at Hacker] The choice is yours.
[He storms off leaving Miss Honey and Hacker looking puzzled.]
[FADE TO: An ad for the WWL.]
[The camera cuts to inside Joe Lebron's office earlier this week. Scott Malec, and Joe stand behind the desk, as America's Role Model walks in.]
JOE LEBRON: Now Mr. Model...
AMERICA?S ROLE MODEL: Yo honky, that's da funkalicious boogy bro America's Role Model to yo white ass.
JOE LEBRON: Yeah, sure. Now ARM, how are we supposed to believe you are an officially licensed referee for the Jobber/Ricky Kabe contest?
ARM: Cause honky tonk, I got this here documentation from those boot fruities in da Maryland State Athletic Commission. (ARM throws a document on Lebron's desk, and Malec looks it over.)
JOE LEBRON: Now that's surprising...
SCOTT MALEC: That he got a license?
JOE LEBRON: No, that he actually knew the word documentation...
[CUT TO: Ringside]
TR: So, it looks like The Jobber vs. Ricky Kabe match will have a special guest referee. That match should prove to be very interesting. Fans, we have just received word that the guest promoter, Eddie McCann, has left the Baltimore Arena. Apparently, the only reason he came tonight was to issue his wife an ultimatum.
JS: Hey, does anyone have Eddie McCann?s cell phone number? I might be able to recommend a good divorce lawyer for him.
VA: The poor man?s marriage is on the rocks, give him a break!!!
JS: I am just trying to look out for him so that she doesn?t take everything he owns!!!
TR: I am sure that Eddie McCann can look out for himself. Now, let?s head to the ring and Paul Kramer?
PK: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall?
[CUE UP: ?Warsaw? by Joy Division as Black Sage walks out. Black Sage has shoulder length jet-black hair, with a few streaks of shock-white. He has 3 stars tattooed on his left forearm, and black sun over crossbones on his right pectoral muscle. He has a four-inch scar across the back of his neck, and a scar over his right eye. He is wearing a full-length dark gray military-grade work pants, black 10-eye Doc Martins, a black short-sleeve t-shirt which conceals a studded belt, and a chain on his left wrist. He enters the ring and the fans boo him.]
PK: Introducing first, from No Sun City, weighing in at 312 lbs., this is Black Sage!!!!!!
[CUE UP: ?Real Solution #9? by White Zombie as Michael Kerrigan walks out. Hw looks to be in good physical shape, with short black hair. He is wearing black pants with red trim and a red dragon on the left leg and 'WAR' in large white letters. The crowd gives him a mixed response as he enters the ring.]
PK: His opponent hails from Toronto, Ontario, Canada?.weighing in at 225 lbs., here is Michael ?The Dragon? Kerrigan!!!!!!!!!
TR: This is going to be quite a match-up.
VA: When I first saw the announced matches for tonight, this one is one of the ones I?ve been looking forward to.
JS: Ah, Black Sage is going to make quick work of the Canadian lizard!!
TR: The bell sounds and the match begins. They lock up. Black Sage whips Kerrigan into the ropes. Kerrigan returns and hits Black Sage with a clothesline. Black Sage falls out of the ring. Kerrigan goes through the ropes. Kerrigan goes for a standing moonsault, but Black Sage counters it with a knee lift.
VA: Kerrigan gets stopped dead in his tracks.
TR: Black Sage whips Kerrigan into the guardrail!!!
JS: That?ll ground Air Kerrigan a bit.
TR: Black Sage knocks Kerrigan into the ringsteps. Black Sage takes Kerrigan down with a piledriver!!!!
VA: He may have cracked Kerrigan?s skull open!!!
TR: Black Sage introduces Kerrigan to the ringpost!!!!
JS: I don?t think Kerrigan was pleased to meet the ringpost.
TR: Black Sage throws Kerrigan back into the ring. He re-enters the ring and grabs Kerrigan. He whips Kerrigan into the turnbuckle, but Kerrigan reverses it. Kerrigan runs shoulder-first into the corner and connects!!!! Kerrigan hits Black Sage with a kick to the midsection. Black Sage rakes Kerrigan?s face and hops onto the second turnbuckle. Flying bulldog by Black Sage!!!!
VA: What impact!!!
TR: Black Sage covers him, ONE?TW-KICKOUT!!! Black Sage hoists him up and executes an inverted DDT!! Again he covers him, but Referee William Bennett barely counts one.
JS: Black Sage is just toying with him. He can really pin him anytime he wants to.
TR: Black Sage picks Kerrigan up and sends him for the ride, but Kerrigan reverses it. Kerrigan misses with a clothesline and Black Sage hits him with a flying elbow. Black Sage drops a knee on Kerrigan.
VA: He holds his knee in place choking Kerrigan with it.
TR: Black Sage scoops Kerrigan up??power slam!!!! The cover, ONE?.TWO?NO!!! Black Sage locks on a reverse chinlock!!!
JS: I heard Black Sage used that very hold on someone who tried to snatch his dinner while he was in jail!!!
VA: Is that so?
TR: Do you think he has forgiven Malec yet???
JS: Malec doesn?t deserve forgiveness, he deserves a beating much like Massacre gave him before.
TR: Kerrigan gets to his feet and escapes the hold with an elbow shot to the solar plexus. Kerrigan runs to the ropes hits a springboard spinning leg lariat on Black Sage!!!!!
VA: Unbelievable maneuver!!!!
[The crowd is cheering on Kerrigan.]
JS: Listen to those idiots!!
TR: Black Sage staggers to his feet. Kerrigan takes Black Sage down with an enzuigiri. Kerrigan uses a morning star press on Black Sage. William Bennett counts, ONE?TWO?THR-SHOULDER UP!!! Kerrigan gets up and rushes to the turnbuckles?.he goes for a springboard moonsault, but Black Sage rolls out of the way!!!
JS: Ha, ha!!! Nobody home!!!
TR: Kerrigan whips Black Sage into the ropes, but Black Sage reverses it. Kerrigan returns and hits Black Sage with a kick. Kerrigan takes him down with a vicious judo chop!!!
VA: Did you hear that slap???
TR: Kerrigan heads for the top?..shooting star press!!!!!!
VA: Incredible!!!
JS: Victor, stop being such a mark!!
TR: Bennett counts ONE?TW-KICKOUT!!! Kerrigan heads for the top??..450 splash!!!!!! NO, Black Sage rolls out of the way!!!!!
JS: Live by the sword, jump off and get burned!!!
VA: What??
JS: Nevermind?.
TR: Black Sage rolls on top of Kerrigan?.The count, ONE?TWO?THREE!!!!! He got him!!!!!
PK: Here is your winner??Black Sage!!!!!
TR: Fans, before going to commercial, we understand that Otis ?The Periscope? Sawyer has some interesting footage to show us?.take it away, Otis?.
[CUT TO: The hallway backstage.]
THE PERISCOPE: Tony, a few moments ago we recorded this footage?.
[CUT TO: Footage of Mack Muro reading in his dressing room and listening to music. Suddenly Darren McMillan rushes in and pushes him hard from behind, sending Muro to the ground. Muro turns and sees McMillan. He looks very mad and starts to get up and charge him, but as he's moving towards McMillan, McMillan pulls a Louisville Slugger out of his baggy fatigues and before Muro can react he smashes it over his head. Muro goes down hard. McMillan puts a boot on his face and spits on him.]
DMC: Let that be a lesson to you son, DON'T F(FCC)##### WITH THE NEW BREED!
[He puts the bat back in his pants and walks away.]
[CUT TO: ?The Periscope?]
THE PERISCOPE: So, as you see, Darren McMillan has viciously attacked Mack Muro. The tension between the New Breed and the Nightshift is rising, and the big question?what will happen next?? Tony, back to you?.
[CUT TO: Ringside]
TR: Thank you, Otis. Fans, don?t move a muscle?.we?ll be right back.]
[FADE TO: An ad for FWF.Com?. http://fade.to/fwf ]
TR: Fans, we?re back and as we see the ring crew building the steel cage for Allen vs. Hacker. Black Sage is still in the ring celebrating his victory and Kevin Kearns and Darren McMillan have joined him.
JS: Does anyone happen to know what time it is??
VA: Time to buy a watch., I?d say.
JS: No, seriously!!!
TR: About 9:59.
JS: Uh, oh!!!
[Malec and Weathers walk out.]
VA: Tony, my watch says ?10:05.?
JS: Tony, can?t you afford a watch that is accurate???
TR: Well, I bought it from this guy down on the corner?um, nevermind!!!
VA: Malec and Black Sage Parole Officer are heading to the ring. Here come the police!!!
TR: I don?t think the New Breed have spotted them yet.
SCOTT MALEC: [grabs a mic] Hey, Sage?.do you have any idea what time it is??
[Black Sage looks at him and laughs as the police approach the ring.]
TR: Black Sage is going to get arrested again!!! The police enter the ring!!! Darren McMillan clotheslines one to the floor!!!
VA: Malec looks irate!!
TR: Kevin Kearns throws one into the cage!!!! Daniel Weathers enters and McMillan tosses him out and onto Malec!!!! Black Sage is seeking higher ground as he is leaving with McMillan and Kearns through the crowd!!!!
JS: These Baltimore cops remind me more of the Keystone cops!!!
[CUT TO: An airport. Eddie McCann is sitting in his private jet.]
PILOT: Are you ready to go to Sendai, Mr. McCann??
EDDIE McCANN: [mutters to himself] Why isn?t she here?? [He glances at the briefcase full of money that Lebron gave him.]
PILOT: Mr. McCann??
EDDIE McCANN: No?wait!! I left something important at the arena. I?ll be back. [He exits the airplane.]
[CUT TO: Ringside. The ring crew has finished assembling the cage.]
PK: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a special steel cage match. The way to win the match is to exit the cage and have both feet touch the floor. Also there are special stipulations?.If Hacker wins, Miss Honey gets to give Scott Allen 10 lashes. If Scott Allen wins, he gets Miss Honey?s services for a week.
[CUE UP: ?When Worlds Collide? by Powerman 5000 as Hacker walks out with Miss Honey. Hacker is wearing black tights and a white mask. He has a muscular build. Miss Honey is wearing a non-revealing Santa Claus-like outfit.]
PK: Introducing first, hailing from the Internet?.weighing in at 280 lbs. and being accompanied by Miss Honey?..this is Hacker!!!!! [He receives a mixed response and the fans dislike Miss Honey?s festive attire.]
[Hacker enters the cage and looks around at its walls.]
[CUE UP: ?Sweet Dreams? by Marilyn Manson. A spotlight shines in the entrance way, but Allen is nowhere to be found.]
PK: And his opponent, hailing from South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania?.weighing in at 265 lbs?..here is ?The Pain Event? Scott Allen!!!!!
[The Camera angle cuts to the ring apron, just around the corner from Miss Honey. Allen emerges from under the ring. His face is painted up like a skull, and his dreadlocks are pinned back out of his face. He is holding his usual Everclear liquor bottle and a pair of handcuffs. He sneaks up on Miss Honey and cuffs her to the cage, so she's unable to interfere in the match. He then enters the cage, and immediately goes for his "fireball" blast in Hacker's face.]
TR: Oh my God, did you see that??
JS: No disqualifications in a cage.
TR: Allen removes his chain belt and starts to whip him with it!!!
JS: Mind if I insert a government mule joke here?
VA: Do you have to?
JS: Well, it seems appropriate.
TR: Spare us. Allen wraps the chain belt around Hacker?s neck. Hacker is still feeling the effects of that fireball.
VA: Miss Honey looks a bit frantic trying to get herself uncuffed.
JS: I think the handcuffs look good on her.
VA: You would. Sicko!!!
TR: Allen goes to whip Hacker across the ring, but hangs onto the belt, jarring Hacker?s neck.
VA: He could give Hacker whiplash doing that.
TR: Allen puts his boot in between Hacker?s shoulder blades and pulls back on the belt!!!
JS: I think Hacker is turning purple.
TR: Hacker fights to get to his feet?.He knocks Allen off balance!!! Hacker clutches his throat as he gasps for air.
VA: Hacker is coughing up a storm.
TR: Hacker runs to the ropes?.Allen ducks Hacker?s clothesline attempt. Allen returns?.He clotheslines him with the chain belt!!!!
JS: That?s it., rip his head off!!!!
TR: Allen hoists Hacker up over his head?.he is going to introduce him to the steel cage!!! Hacker drops down?.belly-to-back suplex by Hacker!!! Hacker jumps to the second rope and delivers an elbow!!!
VA: What impact!!
TR: Hacker grabs Allen by the head and sends him into the steel!!!
VA: This isn?t for the weak at heart.
JS: That?s the truth, so put those kiddies to bed!!
TR: Hacker runs Allen?s face along the steel fence!!!
JS: It looks like a cheese grater!!
TR: Allen with a thumb in the eye!! Allen introduces Hacker to the steel!!!! Hacker staggers back?.Allen off the ropes?delivers a running bulldog!!
VA: You can really tell just how much these men truly hate each other.
TR: Allen starts to choke Hacker.
JS: Hacker is screaming and kicking?.I bet he?s doesn?t get into these kinds of fight with the people in those chatrooms he goes to.
TR: Allen picks Hacker up by the throat and drives his back into the cage!!! He releases him?.DDT!!!!
VA: Allen?s face is bleeding a bit from having his face raked across the cage before and now it looks like Hacker has a laceration on his back.
TR: Scott Allen is starting to climb the cage!!
VA: Hacker is motionless!!!
JS: It?s going to be all over in a minute?
TR: Allen gets one leg over the top of the cage. WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Here comes Ricky ?The Tank? O?Neill!!!!!!! He climbs the cage starts wailing away on Allen!!!!
JS: The referee should call for the disqualification!!!
VA: There is no DQ. Remember, you said so yourself at the beginning of the match.
JS: But this isn?t fair!!!
TR: Allen falls back into the ring!!!! O?Neil heads to the back.
VA: Hacker is starting to show signs of life!!!
TR: I don?t think he realizes what just happened. Hacker rolls over and drapes an arm across Allen!!
JS: 1?2?3??..4?5?6!!! Where?s the ref??
VA: They have to escape the cage to win?.it was Eddie McCann?s decision to have that rule.
JS: I knew that.
VA: Sure?
JS: Well, that is a dumb rule anyway!!
TR: I thought you were rooting for Allen.
JS: I am?..I mean, I am an impartial journalist!!!
TR: Hacker shakes the cobwebs a bit and looks around. He gets up he pulls Allen up and sends him for the ride!!!! Allen staggers into the ropes and bounces off?..HACKER WITH THE VIRUS!!!!!!
VA: Allen is out cold!!!
JS: NO!!!!!!!!
TR: Hacker starts to crawl to the cage door. He?s asking Stu Fields to open it.
VA: If he gets out, this match will be history.
TR: Hacker is just about there!!!
JS: Let me go dump some water on Scott Allen.
TR: He?s at the door?.halfway out?.WAIT HERE COMES CONFLICT OUT OF THE CROWD!!!!! Conflict runs up to Hacker and nails him between the eyes with brass knuckles!!!!
VA: Miss Honey is screaming!!!
TR: Conflict spits on Hacker and pushes him in.
VA: What a vile and disgusting human being!!!!
TR: Conflict slams the door on Hacker?s head for good measure!!!!
JS: Sounds like he jarred something loose in Hacker?s skull!!
TR: Scott Allen is starting to show signs of life again. Allen pulls himself to his feet. He looks around and walks over to Hacker. He pulls Hacker to the center of the ring?..BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX!!!!
JS: Uh, oh!!
TR: Allen sets him up?..ULTRAVIOLENCE!!!!!!
VA: This could be the beginning of the end!!
TR: Allen sinches it in tightly and he?s waiting for Hacker to pass out.
VA: He?s fading fast?
TR: Allen releases the hold and heads for the door?..one foot out?..down the stairs?
[The bell rings.]
TR: Scott Allen has done it!!!
PK: Here is your winner, ?The Pain Event? Scott Allen!!!!
JS: Looks like Allen is coming to claim his prize as he uncuffs Miss Honey and drags her into the ring.
TR: And he tosses the unconscious Hacker out. He?s calling for a mic?.
SCOTT ALLEN: I've got a surprise for you, in my pocket. Now reach your hand in there and pull it out?.
VA: Miss Honey looks repulsed and I don?t blame her!!!
SCOTT ALLEN: I said REACH IN THERE!
[She reaches in and pulls out an envelope.]
MISS HONEY: [looking dumbfounded] It's an airline ticket. On Delta? To Sendai, Japan?! Leaving tomorrow?!? In my name?!?!? [She starts to cry.]
SCOTT ALLEN: You see me, and you see something ugly. You expect something vicious. You see something that you think can only hurt people. You're no different than any of these other idiots. You're just another biggot. You judged me wrong, lady! But you know what? I judged you wrong too. I thought you'd be worth the effort, but you're not. Go on to Japan, to your husband. Maybe Eddie McCann's still got some use for a judgemental, biggotted little slut like you... I don't want you for a week. I don't want you for another freakin' minute. I may be poor white trash, lady, but ?The Pain Event? can do better. I'm sorry I wasted my time on the likes of you.
[Allen goes to the cage door and is greeted by a chairshot.]
TR: IT?S THE SUICIDE KING!!!!! Suicide King enters the cage and executes the Suicide Drop onto the chair!!!!!
VA: Where did he come from???
TR: Here comes Hacker. He enters the ring and grabs Allen. Suicide King goes to the top and delivers a double-axehandle!!!! Hacker is still holding him?.Hacker and the Suicide King with a double DDT onto the chair!!!!
VA: Here comes the FWF Security Crew.
JS: Not those Rent-a-cops again!!!
TR: They enter the ring and subdue Suicide King as Hacker slips out.
JS: Oh, no?.here comes Malec!!! Haven?t we seen enough of him already tonight??
MALEC: [gets a mic] I told You not to screw With Me Suicide King?. [he enters through cage door and approaches the handcuffed and held back Suicide King.] You were not supposed to be here. And now you will be under arrested for trespassing and assault and battery charges. [He looks into the eyes of the Suicide King as the Suicide King fights to try to break himself free of the security guards.] I told You not to screw With ME!!!! [The Suicide King Spits at Malec.] Get him OUT OF HERE!!! [Pauses] Oh and one more thing, Suicide King.... See if you can follow the orders of your boss and stay away from Mr. Allen!!!! Take him away!!!!!
[CUT TO: An ad for WAR.]
[Abel Wicks is in the ring ready to address the crowd he is accompanied by the same Masked Man that appeared with him at the last Battleground..]
ABEL WICKS: You know the Wicker requested a national title shot but receives a Cable tv shot..he'll take it for now but apparently he'll have to take that title too to higher levels of glory. But last week the IKON had a misunderstanding with Mister Malec so this week the Wickmeister would like the more reasonable Joe Lebron to come down and have a word with the Wickinator.
[After a brief moment Joe Lebron comes to the ring. Wicks goes to the other side of the ring and sits in a corner. Lebtron takes the mic and when he's about to talk the masked guy hits him from behind and Wicks puts on the Wicks of Saturn.]
TR: Abel Wicks has Joe Lebron in the Wicks of Saturn!!!! Someone get security!!!!
JS: Ha, ha!!!! This is great!!!!
VA: Jake, Lebron signs your paychecks, do you really want him to get hurt???
JS: Um?.Security!!!!!
[Security rushes the ring and Wicks and the Masked Man run off.]
TR: That was close. I don?t think Joe Lebron was seriously hurt.
VA: Thank God.
[The Security Crew walks with Joe Lebron to the back.]
VA: That was a dirty trick Abel Wicks pulled?.
TR: It certainly was and I am sure he?ll get a fine as a result.
JS: I?d say it was worth getting the fine.
TR: Fans, we are ready for our next bout?.
PK: Ladies and gentlemen, the following unsanctioned contest is for the Extreme Ring. Guest Promoter Eddie McCann has declared this a falls count anywhere in the city of Baltimore match!!!!!
[CUE UP: ?Golgothic Tenament Blues? by Machines of Loving Grace as Ashe Draven walks out. He is a tall dark well built man with the gaze of a psychotic killer.]
PK: Introducing first, from the inner dwellings of his fragmented psyche'?..weighing in at 279 lbs., here is Ashe Draven!!!!! [The fans boo him.]
[CUE UP: ?Hands of Death? by Rob Zombie & Alice Cooper as Asylum walks out with Daisy. Asylum comes out dressed as Santa Claus, minus the beard and fat stomach. He is carrying a big green sack. Daisy is dressed as an elf, complete with plastic pointy ears and curly-toed shoes with the bells on the ends. As they come towards the ring, they throw Asylum's FWF action figures out to the audience. The bag is full of them.]
PK: His opponent is the Extreme Ring Holder?.hailing from Seattle, Washington and being accompanied by Daisy??here is Asylum!!!!!!! [The fans cheer.]
TR: This should be quite an interesting match.
VA: Eddie McCann is a promoter that has built his reputation on taking things to the Extreme, I am sure that these two men will fill his appetite just right.
TR: The bell sounds and we are underway.
JS: Strap on your seat belts, this is going to be a wild ride.
TR: Both men circle?.collar and elbow tie-up. Draven with repeated arm ringers and a heel kick to the jaw knocking Asylum down!!!! Asylum springs back to his feet!!
JS: That didn?t phase him one bit.
TR: They lock up again. Asylum shoves the larger Draven back?..and a slap!!!
VA: That is just going to get Draven mad.
TR: They tie-up a third time!!! Draven with a side headlock into a bulldog. Draven jumps up and stomps on Asylum?s back!!! Draven grabs Asylum and throws him to the outside!!!
JS: Things are about to get interesting.
TR: Asylum staggers to his feet?
VA: IN COMING!!!!!
TR: Draven with a tope con hilo!!!!!!
VA: Draven has impressive aerial skills for a man of his size.
TR: Both men landed hard. Asylum is the first to his feet. Asylum grabs Draven by the hair and starts to drag him up the ramp. Draven gets rammed face first into the steel barricade!!!!
JS: That will give you a bad attitude in a hurry!!!
TR: Asylum pulls Draven towards the entrance way and onto the stage?..he tosses Draven OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VA: That was about a fifteen foot drop, good Lord!!!
JS: Nothing to break his fall except for chairs!
TR: What?s Asylum doing?? FLYING ELBOW!!!!!!!!!
VA: Asylum has no regard for his well being at all.
JS: Mick who?
TR: Both men are motionless among the numerous folding chairs. There is a serious look of concern of Daisy?s face.
VA: Understandably so.
TR: We may need paramedics. Hold on, they both seem to be getting up!!! They must be superhuman!!! Asylum grabs a chair and throws it at Draven. Draven dodges it and throws one back at Asylum!!! They are wildly throwing chairs at each other!!!!
VA: This is insane!!!
JS: I have heard of food fights, but never chair fights!!!
TR: Draven blasts Asylum in the head with a chair!!! Asylum staggers and nails Draven with a chairshot in the shoulder!!!! Both men head towards the corner and Danny Diaper follows them.
JS: How did that nitwit get assigned to this match??
VA: McCann asked for someone who was ?lenient.?
JS: Well had he paid for a moron, he would have gotten his money?s worth.
TR: Draven and Asylum are in a hallway now. Isn?t that where all the technicians work???
VA: Yes, the lighting crew?.the sound crew?.even pyrotechnics is back there.
JS: In other words, all of the FWF nerds.
TR: Draven tosses Asylum into a door!!!! It?s the lighting booth!!!!
[The lighting technicians in the room scatter.]
TR: They are exchanging blows.
JS: I bet these guys are going to want combat pay.
TR: Asylum puts Draven on the control board!!!! He?s choking him out.
VA: They better be careful of all of those switches!!!
JS: Too late!!!
TR: There now a strange purple light shining throughout the arena. Draven grabs a cup of coffee and douses Asylum with it!!!! The fight spills back out into the hallway!!!
VA: No pun intended, I hope.
TR: No. Draven is bringing him to the back door!!! Draven drives Asylum through it and they are heading for the parking area!!! Diaper and Daisy are still following them. Draven whips Asylum into an Acura Legend!!
[A limosine is seen approaching in the distance.]
JS: I hate Acuras!!!
TR: Daisy seems to be digging for something in that sack?.She pulls out a cattle prod!!! Asylum pulls the mirror off the car and nails Draven with it. Daisy tosses him the cattle prod!!!! He uses it on Draven!!! Draven staggers backwards?.dropkick by Asylum!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!
VA: Draven has been hit by a limosine!!!!!
TR: The dropkick by Asylum pushed Draven back into an on coming limosine. Asylum climbs on top of the Acura?..FALLING INTO MADNESS!!!! The cover, ONE?TWO?THREE!!!!! Asylum has won it!!!
[The limosine opens up and Eddie McCann walks out. Daisy hands him an Asylum action figure. McCann looks puzzled and throws the toy into the back of the limosine. Asylum and Daisy run back inside to distribute more figures to the fans.]
EDDIE McCANN: [looks at Draven] Someone call this man an ambulance!!!! [He pulls out a cell phone and goes inside the arena.]
PK: The winner of the match and still the Extreme Ring Holder, Asylum!!!!!
[CUT TO: The locker room area. Jean Rabesque is talking to Alister Hayze.]
JEAN RABESQUE: Ok, I want to get things out in the open. As most people know, Nevada and myself have been forming a little army. Alister, a few weeks back, you saved my ass, and you left without an explanation. Now, we just want to know where you stand. You're see, we have no clue of your allegiances, but we know one thing, that you would be a perfect fit. We are not a group of "friends," but a group of men that watch each others' backs, an "Alliance" if you will. So Alister, we're offering you a spot to stand besides us. The choice is yours. What will it be?
[CUT TO : An ad for the IWF.]
TR: You know what dawns on me as we return from commercial? We have not seen Rusti Spears since that ZTV footage we saw not too long ago?. JS: You know what that means
[CUE UP: ?Crazy? by Patsy Cline. Rusti Spears glides to the ring in her traditional pink spandex belly button exposing outfit.]
VA: Speaking of?
RUSTI SPEARS: Ekay...s'like...I know, EVERYONES been wondering where I've been and what's up between me, JV and Mojo..
JS V/O: I think JV and Mojo WERE what was up between Rusti leg's if y--OW!! What'd ya hit me for, Victor?
RUSTI SPEARS: So just to straighten everybody out...I think I need to have a chat with my boys...JV, Mojo? Could you come out here for a sex?...Opps, I mean, sec?
[A psyched up JV and Mojo jog to the ring, receiving a decent little pop.]
RUSTI SPEARS: Now settle down you t- [kicks Mojo, who's grabbing at her legs by this point]...Eh heh, s'like...I know ever since SOMEBODY went and aired that footage of the three of us in Mr. Malec's office, and I took my little leave of absence, a lot of people have been having some pretty funky ideas as to exactly what/who I've been doing...And well, honestly...The answer [opens her arms to JV] Is this...[the crowd goes crazy as the dress clad nutball smiles with delight as he and Spears embrace. But it is all for naught, for she soon turns on him with a harsh knee to the groin, much to the horror of Mojo.] I HAVE NEVER...EVER...BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE!!! I don't know WHO made that....[shudders] absolutely TASTELESS tape, but the IDEA that I would EVER TOUCH YOU TWO FREAKS is the most INSULTING AND DIGUISTING THING I have EVER HEARD!!! I was at my MOTHER'S when that aired, gosh darn it!!! SHE WAS ABSOLUTLY MORTIFIED!!
[CUE UP: "Song 2" by Blur. Jobber walks out with mic in hand, much to the interest of the audience.]
JOBBER: Hold up just a second there, Miss Spears...I think you'd better start jumping up and down, before I tell the VICE squad what I just saw you doing...
RUSTI SPEARS: What's a VICE squ-
[JV has at this point has risen to his feet, and has found his Styrofoam cane, which he is using to Pummel the confused Rusti. Mojo starts to foam at the mouth, and all hell is about to break loose..When Ziggy J. suddenly rushes the ring, waving his hands around and shouting
ZIGGY JEFFERSON: [overheard on the house mic] WHOA...WHOA...Hey now, friends...
[After some other things we can't hear are said and a brief moment of confusion, everyone has resolved their problems non-violently, and they return to the locker room.]
TR: All I can say is that was all pecular!!!
JS: We have a sex scandel on our hands.
VA: It might be more than that, Jake, your hands are filthy!!!
JS: Hey, don?t look at my hands!!!
TR: Settle down, we are getting ready for our next match.
PK: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for the FWF Cable Television Title!!!! It is a special, one fall, no disqualification match up.
[CUE UP: ?Cemetery Gates? by Pantera. Abel Wicks walks out. He is immediately greeted by deafening boos from the crowd. He is wearing black pants with red Buddhist symbols, military style shoes, and a Machine Head t-shirt. He has long black hair. He has his hands taped. Lastly, there is a tattoo on his left arm of a noose wrapped around his arm.]
PK: Introducing first, the challenger, from Scottsdale, Arizona, weighing in at 235 lbs?..here is ?The IKON? Abel Wicks!!!!!!
[The arena lights go out, a wolf howl echos throughout the arena. CUE UP: "Right Now" by Van Halen. Stone Wolf walks out and is greeted by a thunderous applause. Halfway down the ramp, he stops and looks back to the entrance way. Storm walks out and the applause erupts further. Stone Wolf is wearing a tan-colored burlap vest and western-style blue jeans. Stone Wolf holds the Cable Television Title up high as many fans howl like wolves.]
[Sign reads: ?Wicks is going to get mauled by a Stone Wolf!!!!?]
PK: His opponent hails from the Black Mountain in New Mexico, weighing in at 223 lbs., and being accompanied by Storm?..here is the reigning FWF Cable Television Champion??STONE WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The crowd explodes again.]
TR: Stone Wolf is definitely one of the most popular men in the FWF.
JS: Being well liked is not important?.winning the match is all that counts!!!!
TR: Referee Stu Fields has been assigned to this bout and he seems to have a few last minute words for both participants.
VA: He is probably reminding them that this is no DQ.
TR: The bell sounds and we are underway. Both men circle and then lock up. Wicks with a kneelift!!! Stone Wolf gets him with a hook punch to the kisser!!! Stone Wolf runs to the ropes?..flying headscissor takedown!!!! He runs again into the ropes, somersault splash!!!!!
VA: At this pace, this match might not take long.
JS: Don?t count ?The IKON? out yet!!!
TR: Stone Wolf monkey flips Wicks into the corner and Storm looks on with a look of approval.
JS: Storm looks hungry to me?.you know they eat monkeys in those Black Mountains?
VA: They do not!!!
JS: Victor, a guy like you wouldn?t survive there for five minutes.
TR: Wicks retaliates with a Wickerline!!! Stone Wolf is sent stumbling backwards. Wicks pulls himself to the second turnbuckle and executes a flying forearm!!! Wicks goes for the cover, ONE?TW-NO!!!!
VA: A kickout with authority!!!
TR: Abel Wicks rolls to the outside and he retrieves a chair?.He sets it up in the middle of the ring and whips Stone Wolf into the corner. Wicks gets a head of steam?.springs off the chair?.flying legbomb!!!!
VA: I don?t think he got Stone Wolf squarely as Stone Wolf started to duck out of the way.
TR: Stone Wolf tosses Wicks outside. He ascends the turnbuckles??.flying double axe-handle!!!!!!
JS: Stone Wolf is such a show off, I wonder why people like him.
VA: He is a very talented performer.
TR: Stone Wolf chokes Wicks with the camera cord!! The crowd likes it.
JS: That?s cheating!!!
VA: Do I need to remind you that this is no DQ?
JS: It still isn?t fair to Wicks!!
TR: Stone Wolf snapmares Wicks with the cord still in hand. Wicks is struggling to break free. Stone Wolf drags Wicks towards the French commentators? table?
JS: French commentators?? Where are the Spanish commentators??
VA: Eddie McCann is good friends with Miguel and Luis, therefore he moved them to a Skybox.
JS: Well, I am good friends with Pierre?
VA: Maybe you?d like to trade seats with him.
TR: Stone Wolf piledrives Wicks through the French commentators? table!!!
JS: No thanks?
TR: Both men seem a bit dazed. Stone Wolf goes to hit Wicks with a monitor, but Wicks rolls out of the way. Wicks hits him with a mic!!!!
JS: For the benefit of our French fans allow me to translate what Stone Wolf just said?.?Le OWWWWW!!!!!!?
VA: Ha-ha!!!
TR: Wicks rolls Stone Wolf back into the ring. Wicks picks him up?.Wickbomb!!!! He covers him, ONE?TWO?THR-NO!!!
VA: We almost saw a title change right there.
TR: Wait a minute, we have company coming!!!! It?s that Masked Man again?.he?s pushing a dumpster down towards the ring!!!! Abel Wicks is shouting instructions to him?..wait a minute?.Storm is chasing the Masked Man!!!! They are heading for the back?
VA: Did you notice the Masked Man?s ?Devils Incarnate? t-shirt?
TR: Abel Wicks is irate?..small package from behind?.ONE?TWO?THREE!!!!! He got him!!!!
JS: No!!!!!
VA: Stone Wolf caught Abel Wicks completely off guard.
PK: Here is your winner?.and still FWF Cable Television Champion?..Stone Wolf!!!!!
TR: Fans, we understand that the New Breed have been spotted near Flatliner and Kraven?s locker room.
[CUT TO: A camera rushing to their locker room.]
[Kraven and Flatliner go to check it out. They burst into the room, ready to kick some ass, but it's empty. They look around for a few seconds, when suddenly something a piece of plaster falls on Flatliner?s head. He gets mad and the two look up just in time to see their ceilings collapse on top of them.]
[CUT TO: An ad for the WWL.]
TR: Fans, we?re back and during the commercial break, the Masked Man returned to ringside and Wicks and him tried to stuff Stone Wolf into the dumpster. Luckily, Jean Rabesque came down and made the save? PK: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the FWF National Tag Team Titles!!!!!
[CUE UP: ?Thunderstruck? by Sprung Monkey. Hardcore walk to the ring with Sadie Jackson. Both men look to mean business. They get a warm reception from the crowd. They are both wearing white tights with bright green and maroon designs on the thighs and Hardcore t-shirt that read "We Know You Like It....Hardcore."]
PK: Introducing first, from Sacramento, California, weighing in at a combined 517 lbs. and being accompanied by Sadie Jackson??Danny Blast?..Montana Jackson?..Hardcore!!!!!!!! [The fans cheer.]
[CUE UP: ?The Blood, The Sweat, The Tears? by Machine Head as the New Breed walk out. McMillan has a ladder and Kearns has a garbage can. Also noteworthy is a bandana around Kearns? head and a ?187? t-shirt, which he is wearing.]
PK: And their opponents, hail from Duluth, Minnesota and Raleigh, North Carolina respectively?.weighing in at a combined 426 lbs. and are accompanied by Black Sage and Miss Thang?.."Iceman? Kevin Kearns!!!!! Darren McMillan!! They are the FWF National Tag Team Champions, the New Breed!!!! [They get showered with boos.]
TR: I suppose the New Breed aren?t coming to fight ?old school? as Kearns promised.
VA: Maybe they decided to try to fight Hardcore at their own game.
JS: Either way, they?ll still beat them?.Hardcore is too dumb to out-wrestle or out-hardcore the champions.
TR: The bell sounds and the match begins. It looks like Danny Blast is going to start off against Darren McMillan. Blast calls for a test of strength and McMillan is happy to oblige.
VA: Blast has a two inch height advantage on McMillan, this might not be a good idea on McMillan?s part.
TR: Blast has the early advantage as McMillan drops to a knee. Blast gives him a swift boot in the abdomen!! Blast with an armringer??.and an elbow snap!!!
VA: He may have hyper extended it.
TR: Blast sends McMillan for the ride?..reversal?.spinning heel kick by McMillan!!! McMillan tags Kearns, he goes to the top?.missile dropkick?.into a German suplex by Kearns!!!!
JS: Great teamwork by the champions!!!
TR: Kearns locks on Boston crab?.he tags McMillan, who goes to the top?.leg bomb on the back of Blast!!!!!!
VA: The New Breed functioning like a well oiled machine.
TR: Kearns releases the hold and mocks Blast. Blast with the presence of mind rushes and tags in Montana Jackson!!!! Jackson rushes Kearns and clotheslines him out of the ring!!!! The big man follows him out. He reaches into the garbage can that Kearns bought out and grabs a cookie sheet!!!!! He nails Kearns with it!!!
JS: Disqualify him!!!!
TR: Jackson throws him into the ladder!!!! He dumps the garbage can of things on him!!!
[J. John Johnstone III, The New Breed's lawyer, rushes to the ring carrying his files. He goes to the ref, who is in the ring watching the brutal action, and shows the ref one of the files in his hand. The ref reads it intently, and calls for the bell. Then, Johnstone grabs the house mic.]
J. JOHN JOHNSTONE: You see, Malec and Lebron... you see Hardcore... you THOUGHT that you could get away with this. You THOUGHT you could get away with allowing The New Breed to continue working in this unsafe environment. Well, I have the signed contract for this match right here which SPECIFICALLY STATES- and I quote- "Matches under the guise of 'hardcore rules,' i.e. the specific use of a ladder or weapons brought to the ring in a garbage can is NOT allowed. Any team that takes any hardcore action in this match shall be immediatly disqualified and will also forfeit their share of the purse for this match. Ladies and gentlemen... I have no choice but to declare your winner of the match... THE NEW BREED BY DISQUALIFICATION!
[A voice call out, ?NOT SO FAST!!!!!? The camera turns and Eddie McCann is standing in the entrance way.]
EDDIE McCANN: Mr. Attorney, may I call to your attention, the special rider attached to that contract and all others for this evening. It reads, ?The terms in the above contract are amended with the following provision?.When the FWF brings in outside promoters to promote events on special occasions the guest promoter may change the stipulation on any given match as he sees fit. Failure to conform to the guest promoters decision may result in termination from the Frontier Wrestling Federation!!!? I have decided that this contest is now, NO DISQUALIFICATION!!!!! Referee, ring that bell!!!!
[The bell rings. The New Breed who were laughing at Hardcore?s expense are suddenly irate. Danny Blast tackles Johnstone and they both fall out of the ring.]
VA: It looks like New Breed?s plan backfired.
TR: I think their lawyer better go back to law school!!!
JS: I think that McCann is a power hungry tyrant!!
TR: Double clotheslines by the champions. Kearns puts a figure-four on Jackson near the corner. Jackson tries to reach for the ropes, but they are just out of reach.
VA: Black Sage helps Johnstone escape to the back.
TR: Kearns reaches back and tags McMillan with Jackson still in the figure four. McMillan heads to the top?.360 splash on Jackson!!!!!! The count, ONE?TWO?THREE!!!!!!
VA: New Breed gets the victory?
PK: The winners of the match, New Breed!!!!!
[From the loud speakers a voice booms out screaming.]
VOICE: CRY HAVOC AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!
[The lights then dim. Two masked men, come down to ringside with bamboo canes in their hands. Kraven and Flatliner join them. Kraven and Flatliner jump over the ring ropes and attack both teams. The masked men then toss two of the canes to Kraven and Flatliner and they commence to continue their attack, The masked men stand guard outside the ring. The Jumbotron comes on and another masked man is shown.]
MASKED MAN: We stand most our lives in the shadows of darkness, while others stand in the light of paradise.. Time for light to come into the dark, share your warmt, feel our coldness!
[Czar appears out of nowhere with a mic and the camera begins to zoom in on him as he starts to speak.]
CZAR: CRY HAVOC AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR! [Laughs] LeBron, Malec did you really think I was going to really stay quite about Philly? Did you think that just because Nevada saved both your asses that night I was just going to go away? No my friend, look at the contract we both signed, take the time to read it real careful like! Now you may have fooled the public at large with that decision you had your little flunkie make in Philly, but you obviously have forgotten that I know the regulations of being a referee, I have a license for that also. [He slowly starts to ringside] You sign us to a "Hardcore" match against a team that you conjured up out of thin air and decided to call "Hardcore" [Laughs mockingly] You state "the winner of this match will get a title shot at your champions", when in reality you were saying, "Listen guys, I need to somehow stop this path of destruction Czar and the Unholy Alliance are carving out, I will put them in a hardcore match but as soon as they get hardcore I'll have the ref DQ them, and don't worry guys I know that you can take a little punishment and for that you'll get a shot at the champs, I just can't let Czar and his boys, get the belts?.Sounds about right Malec? Of course you and LeBron will deny it, but anyway I have drawn the line in the sand so to speak, this is just the beginning FWF, and it goes out to the New Breed, Wicks and company, and any one else who feels they have balls to cross paths with us!
[CUT TO: Nevada Smith?s locker room. Smith is watching everything on a monitor. He starts to leave but a unknown person, who?s hand is only visible on the screen, assures him that Czar knows what he is doing.]
[Security starts to come down along with Malec and Lebron. Czar starts to look at them and glares are exchanged, he then calls out to the guys and as they are leaving the ring. The New Breed and Hardcore decide to exact revenge on Flatliner and Kraven and a melee ensues either with security coming down. After several tense moments, order is restored and everyone is escorted out by security. Malec is seen giving chase to Black Sage.]
[CUT TO: An ad for the ICW.]
[CUE UP "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)" by the Offspring. Copycat comes onto the entrance ramp with a mic.]
COPYCAT: Finally, the Cat HAS COME BACK TO...[Copycat pauses, pulls a slip of paper out of his robe, reads it, and replaces it] Baltimore! [Imitating a former Miami Hurricane?s voice] And if you'll listen, you will hear the fans chanting the Cat's name! Copy! Copy! Copy! [No fans are actually. Copycat goes back to his regular voice] Now, after a few months of tedious planning, the FWF and I have finally worked out our contractual problems, and when I came back, I was expecting to see some great extensive tag team competition for the Cat Pack! So I went to the FWF offices and looked at some records, and guess what I found out? The tag team titles are being held by a couple of worthless NOBODIES who couldn't get heat in a frickin' volcano! And I was informed that the tag team titles would be on the line tonight between the New Breed and Hardcore, both of which just sound like cheesy ripoffs of World Wide Freakshow gimmicks! And they call ME Copycat! [He laughs] So I came here hoping to see the better team win, but because there WAS no better team, I guess the point is moot! So, what I am doing RIGHT NOW is challenging those no-talent sons of bitches, New Breed, to a match for those tag titles which were unjustly taken from around the waists of myself and the Black Cat! And so, I'd like you two to do two things. First, I want you to acknowledge the demands of the greatest FWF tag team that ever was... And second, I want you both to... [does the former Miami Hurricane?s voice perfectly] smellllll-lah-lah-lah-lah! What the Cat is cookin'! [Goes back to regular voice] And hey, if you don't smell it now, you will very soon!!!!
[He leaves.]
TR: It has been a wild evening and we still have two more matches to go.
PK: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the FWF Frontier Title!!!!! Introducing first, tonight?s special guest referee??America?s Role Model!!!!!!! [He gets a semi-warm reception.]
[CUE UP: "Sequence Erase" by the Aquabats.]
PK: Making his way to the ring at this time, is the challenger! He weighs in at 224 lbs., from Whitelandia USA he is accompanied to the ring by Ziggy Jefferson, John Verbeque and his "special friend" Mojo?.here is THE JOBBER!!!!!!!
[The Jobber gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, as he steps onto the apron. With a vacant stare in his eyes he walks to the ring in cut off jeans, and a "Soulfly" shirt. He rolls into the ring, raises his arms to the side and then sits brooding in the corner. JV meanwhile with Mojo on his shoulder, and styrofoam cane in hand stands up on the safety rail and downs a carton of milk.]
[CUE UP: ?Counterfeit? by Limp Bizkit.]
PK: And his opponent, hails from Champagne, Illinois, weighing in at 265lbs., he is the FWF Frontier Champion, Ricky Kabe!!!!!!
[The crowd erupts in boos as Kabe struts to the ring, taunting as many fans as he can before he gets to the ring. He climbs in the ring and goes to the turnbuckles and taunts the fans some more, all the while pointing at himself.]
ZIGGY JEFFERSON: Ch'know friends, if there's one thing that'll start that bad vibes with the rampant running, it's un-coo cats like [points to Kabe] THIS KID actin' like the unwritten commandments of Pro Wrestling can be taken lightly!!! Well lemme give you the 411, jack. I had to learn to hard way that BREAKING KAYFABE IS NOT GROOVY!! And I'm here to make positive sure, that the Softcore legend sends you to a Malicatholicism Sunday school class, you'll never FORGET!! THIS ONES FOR YOU, MR. LEBRON!!!
[Kabe nails Jefferson hard, launching him out of the ring.]
JS: I like this guy, Ricky Kabe.
VA: You would. Good ol? Ziggy was trying to set him straight on some things and look what happens.
JS: I don?t think he liked Ziggy?s tone of voice.
TR: The bell sounds and we are underway. It is going to be interesting to see exactly what kind of referee America?s Role Model is.
JS: The Maryland State Athletic Commission checked out his credentials and said he?s pretty good.
VA: We?ll see.
TR: Jobber pushes Kabe back into the ropes with an armbar. America?s Role Model immediately intercedes and calls for a clean break. Kabe backs up and then slaps Jobber on the chest. Jobber complains and the referee admonishes Kabe.
VA: So far, America?s Role Model seems to know the rules.
TR: Jobber calls for a test of strength?.Kabe is hesitant at first, but then agrees. Kabe gets the advantage easily and pushes Jobber downward.
JS: I think Jobber is going to start crying!!
TR: What?s this?? Jobber just whispered into Kabe?s ear. Kabe looks angry and releases the hold. Jobber shoves him back and then he slaps him across the face!!!!
JS: I think he threatened Kabe with unspeakable Softcore violence.
VA: And that would be??
JS: Victor, it?s ?unspeakable?. I can?t say such things on National Television!!!
TR: Kabe grabs a hold of Jobber and lays him out with a German suplex!!! Kabe with a series of elbow drops and a stomp to the rips for good measure!!
VA: I think Jobber has made the mistake of getting Kabe angry early in this match.
TR: Kabe picks Jobber up and sends him for the ride??flapjack!!! That was beautifully executed by Kabe!!! Kabe starts to choke Jobber out and America?s Role Model orders Kabe to break the hold. They exchange words and Jobber does a seated dropkick!!!
VA: Jobber?s entourage looks pleased.
TR: Jobber straddles the fallen Kabe and starts slapping him silly!!!
JS: Kabe looks like he?s going to explode.
TR: Kabe launches Jobber out of the ring!!! Mojo rushes to see if Jobber is ok. Kabe with a head of steam?baseball slide sends Jobber into the steel barricade!!!!
VA: Jobber?s back hit the railing hard!!!
TR: Kabe is nailing Jobber with lefts and rights!!! Kabe whips Jobber into ring apron!!!! He hoists Jobber up?.fall away slam!!!
JS: He?s softening up Jobber back.
TR: America?s Role Model is up to 8. Kabe rolls back in under the bottom rope to break the count.
JS: Smart move by Ricky Kabe.
TR: John Verbesque helps Jobber back to his feet and Jobber re-enters the ring. Kabe greets him with a scoop slam!!! He hooks the leg?.ONE?TW-KICKOUT!!!!
VA: Kabe seems to think that America?s Role Model gave him a slow count. It seemed ok to me.
[CUE UP: "Smasher/Devourer" by Fear Factory as The Spam cult appear on the ramp. They walk slowly down to the ring, holding their meaty savior above their head and a sign that reads "Ricky has seen the light". The Jobber and Kabe both look on surprised, as the cult stands at ringside.]
VA: Oh this is interesting!!!
RICKY KABE: [overheard on the house mic.] I hate your fake meat!!!! It?s gives me the runs!!!!
JS: [showing reverence to the Spam] Alas, the Messiah has arrived!!!!
VA: You worship Spam??
JS: Yes and it is better than the squirrels you worship!!
TR: Jobber rolls Ricky Kabe up from behind!!! ONE?TWO?THR-NO!!!!!
VA: [laughing] Look at the Spam cult cheering on Ricky Kabe.
TR: Hey, America?s Role Model just reached into Jobber?s pocket and snatched his wallet!!!!
JS: Ha, ha!!!! Where are the cops when you need them???
TR: Kabe sends Jobber for the ride?..armdrag takedown!!!! Jobber gets up and charges him?.shoulder tackle!!! The cover?ONE..TWO..THREE!!!! America?s Role Model is calling for the bell!!!
VA: That has got to be the fastest count I have ever seen!!!
PK: The winner of the match, Jobbe-
[Lebron suddenly walks out. He rushes to the ring and snatches the belt.]
JOE LEBRON: Hell no!!!! This is not going to happen like this. The FWF Frontier Title is going to be held up until the next Battleground when you two will have a three-way dance?..the third man??JEAN RABESQUE!!!!!!!
[Jobber and Kabe starts brawling again. CUT TO: Rabesque?s locker room. He is watching the monitor and smiling.]
[CUT TO: An ad for FWF.COM... http://fade.to/fwf ]
TR: Fans, strap yourselves in?.it?s time for the Main Event!!!!! PK: Ladies and gentlemen, the following Body Bag Match is scheduled for one fall and it is the Main Event of the evening!!!!! It is for the FWF National Title!!!!
[CUE UP: "God Bless The Bums" by Comeshot as Golem walks out. He has a large humps as he hovers forward, over his claw. He is covered in hair, the hair is an odd shade of green.]
PK: Introducing first, from Death Valley, California, weighing in at 238 lbs?..here is the challenger?..Golem!!!!
[CUE UP: "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" by Ennio Marricone as the lights dim. Nevada Smith in a methodical way, with a no nonsense deadpan face. He is followed by Enigma, Nemesis Enforcer and Konn.]
PK: His opponent hails from?..Wherever he pleases?..weighing in at 265 lbs?.he is accompanied by Enigma, Nemesis Enforcer and Konn?..here is the FWF National Champion?..NEVADA SMITH!!!!! [He gets a huge ovation.]
VA: This match is going to be a barn burner!!!
TR: The bell sounds and we are underway. Golem pounces on Nevada right away. They back up to the corner and Golem unloads with some stiff boots to the abdomen!!! Golem climbs to the second turnbuckle and he punches Nevada!!!!! Nevada grabs him?.inverted atomic drop!!!!
JS: I think I just heard all of Golem?s future children cry out in pain.
TR: Nevada climbs to the second turnbuckle and does a flying clothesline!!! Nevada sits up Golem and clamps on a nerve hold on Golem?s trapezious muscle!!!
VA: Golem is wincing a bit.
TR: He is fighting it. Golem struggles to get to his feet. Golem elbows Nevada in the abdomen!!!! A second shot breaks the hold!!! Golem runs to the ropes?.cartwheel splash!!!!!
VA: He did that without using his hands!!!
TR: Nevada kicks out right away. Nevada gets up and they exchange fistacufs again. Nevada scoops Golem up and tosses him to the outside!!!!
JS: He just threw Golem to the wolves!!
TR: Nemesis Enforcer and Konn pounce on Golem!!!! They are stomping on him!!!
VA: They are treating Golem like a cocker roach!!!!
TR: They roll Golem back into the ring. Nevada is prepping the body bag. He lays it out in the middle of the ring.
VA: If he stuffs Golem in it, it?ll be all over.
TR: Nevada rolls Golem towards the middle of the ring, close to the body bag!!! Golem kicks him downstairs and springs to his feet!!! Golem sends Nevada for the ride?..spinning heel kick!!!!
VA: Nicely executed, I might add.
TR: Golem eyes the bag for a moment?..he picks Nevada up?..jawbreaker!!!!
JS: I think Nevada is going to be calling 1-800-Dentist after this match is over.
TR: Golem reaches for the body bag. He lays it wide open!!!! Golem straddles Nevada and unloads with a series of lefts and rights!!! Golem rolls Nevada towards the body bag. Golem picks him up?..Death Valley Driver!!!!!
VA: This could be the beginning of the end!!!!
TR: Golem rolls Nevada onto the body bag?..he?s starting to zip it up?.
JS: Somebody call the sanitation crew to remove the trash when this one is over!!!
TR: He?s almost got it closed?
VA: About another three more inches!!!!
TR: Wait, Nevada reaches out with a hand!!!!! He grabs Golem by the throat!!!! Nevada is choking Golem!!!!! He unzips the back some with his other hand!!!!
VA: He?s escaping, that was close!!!!
JS: Not close enough!!!
TR: Nevada gets back to his feet?..he sends Golem for the ride?..savate kick by Nevada!!!!!
VA: Nevada Smith is very well schooled in the martial arts.
TR: Nevada eyes the bag?..Nevada jumps Golem and locks on an STF!!!
VA: This is an interesting approach?..Nevada is going to try to weaken Golem a bit!!!
TR: Golem is reaching for the ropes, but they are too far away!!!
JS: Come on, Golem!!!
VA: Golem seems to be fading fast.
TR: He reaches for the ropes again!!! It is still out of reach. Nevada releases the hold?.He picks Golem up?.DDT!!!!!
VA: This could be it here!!!
TR: Nevada spreads out the body bag?..he rolls Golem onto it!!! Nevada is zipping it up!!!
VA: Six more inches!!!
JS: I wish you would zip it for once, Victor!!
TR: Golem is fighting it?..He?s trying to reach out?.Nevada gives him a few stiff shots to the head??NEVADA ZIPS IT CLOSED!!!!! It?s over!!!!
[The bell rings.]
PK: The winner of the match and still the FWF National Champion, Nevada Smith!!!!!
[Wicks and the Masked Man suddenly appear and they push the dumpster back out. They attack Nevada with crowbars.]
TR: We?ve got company!!!!!
[Jean Rabesque, Alister Hayze, and Stone Wolf come out to rescue Nevada.]
TR: Jean Rabesque and his friends are coming to make the save.
VA: We?ve got bedlam erupting!!!!
[Darren McMillan and Kevin Kearns hit the scene, they go after Wicks and Rabesque. Nevada tries to help them but McMillan spits in his face. Nevada, Wicks, and Rabesque start to attack New Breed. The New Breed will flee back to the entrance ramp, where Massacre, Muro, Rammstein, Kraven, and Flatliner come out of the entrance and trap them.]
TR: New Breed have nowhere to run!!!
[Suddenly, a brawl breaks out in the entrance way. Cameras zoom in and sees Black Sage make his way back in the arena. He attacks Massacre. McMillan reaches into his fatigues and pulls out the Lousiville Slugger.]
JS: Batter up!!!
[A huge brawl breaks out, with most people trying to take out the New Breed.]
TR: We have total chaos, I can?t even call all of this.
[Finally the police hit the scene in riot gear and start to tear the wrestlers apart. The police tackle the New Breed and try to cuff them, they have big struggle.]
VA: The New Breed are being taken away by the police!!! I think we have order somewhat restored.
TR: Fans, we hope you enjoyed tonight edition of Battleground?.We?re out of time!!!
[Fake snow falls over the crowd and ?Happy Holidays? is said over the loud speaker.]
[CUT TO: The parking garage. Miss Honey is seen walking. A limosine pulls up and the door swing open. The voice from inside says, ?Are you coming??]
[FADE OUT]
THIS HAS BEEN AN EDDIE McCANN PRODUCTION. � 1999 FRONTIER WRESTLING FEDERATION. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.