(Data is seen taking a bath when she is rudely interrupted by a camera man.....)
DATA: Well I see since Shades is to liquored up to speak his mind that FWF has come to the next best thing. Can't blame them really. Let me see what should we talk about. I Got it, lets talk about me. I have just signed a major deal to make all those men out there even more horny. That includes LeBron and Malec. I have signed the dotted line to a Playboy Contract. Not even that slut Miss Honey could make that happen.
Speaking of Miss Honey, I see that she is being stalked by her old pal, the deranged Scott Allen. Really I don't know what he sees in her. She has that pansy Eddie McCann as a husband and just between you and me, she married him for the money. Allen couldn't get a woman if he was the last man on earth.
On to Hacker, what a man he is. I am talking major piece of meat. He is right now training for his next challenge. In a few weeks he will surprise all the no name saps.
Congrats to Missy Fortune for seeing the light. She knows what she wants and she wants to be with a real wrestler. Speaking of Missy, Sucide King is going places in the FWF, who knows might see him and Hacker in the tag team brackets soon.
Hey Malec, I don't understand what you see in Veronica. She is a tramp. I bet I can make your late nights a lot hotter. Give me a call if you get bored with her.
And Shades, stop calling me. I am not interested in a drunk horny SOB. In fact I like speaking my mind. Maybe I can take Shades place announcing. Hey LeBron, give me a call and I will be willing to take Shades place in announcing. Probably make the announce team VERY happy.
That is about it, always with love this is Data signing off..... for NOW!
(Blows soap bubbles to the camera)
